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"One kkakdugi fried rice to go"?
We were no match for Professor Park.
When Professor Jung finds out that he had to pay for the dinner,
he'll be disappointed.
Professor.
Professor?
(Professor Jung Yi Hyun)
(Professor Jung Yi Hyun, Kim Geum)
Mom. Mom!
Jeom Soon, what did you do?
He was dying, so I brought him here.
Professor!
Darn it.
Professor?
Professor Jung?
Jeom Soon...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you had to grow up without a father.
My dear husband...
(Episode 4)
Am I dreaming?
I drank too much last night.
I even dreamed of being carried by a tiger.
Did it just fart?
Gosh, it even stinks.
I, Jung Yi Hyun, am a man of logic and reason.
However, irrational incidents are occurring before my eyes.
(Will you move this scene to the "subconscious" folder?)
MacGyver always used to say...
that you should think later whenever in doubt.
(Subconscious)
Did he leave already?
Professor. Professor!
What?
When did you get back?
Why?
Do you know how worried I was?
I went back to the park, but all I found was your jacket.
You weren't at home, so where were you?
I don't know, but I made it back it one piece.
I thought something bad happened...
or that you were kidnapped.
I looked for you everywhere all night.
I'm just coming back from the patrol division.
I'm sorry.
I guess I fell asleep somewhere.
You didn't have your phone or your wallet...
Right, I'm sorry. You can get some sleep now.
You must not have gotten to sleep, looking for me.
If you fall asleep on street, hypothermia...
I heard you the first time! I'm not some little boy, you know.
That's not why I'm...
Get some rest then.
I don't know why he acts as if he's my wife sometimes.
What a relief.
What a new way of sleeping outdoors.
I'll go through your pockets a little, so keep sleeping tight.
Oh, that's... Lucky.
What...
(Mokpo Bank)
(Mokpo Employment Agency)
(Mokpo Station)
Somebody, please tell me it's a lie.
It's this way.
We've got to take a train on this side to go to Seoul.
Isn't it that side?
It's not that side.
Didn't you say it's your first time riding a train?
Why are you trying to take the lead? This isn't like you.
I rode Train Pigeon so many times,
so I know the way.
But it doesn't exist anymore.
Railways are all the same.
It's just the matter of...
which train runs on the same railway.
Why don't you...
study first before having doubts?
What's this? Is this really the air in Seoul?
Why are you already awake? It's still at dawn, so sleep some more.
Sleep tight, Wizard Park
Oh, no. I might be late for the appointment with Ms. Fairy.
You're curious about so many things.
Right, I'm actually up to something good.
It's a secret,
but about the man whom I was waiting for,
he remembered Jeom Soon in his sleep.
I wish he remembers me too soon.
Ms. Fairy.
- Mr. Geum. - I'm sorry I'm late.
It's okay.
I was busy talking with my friends here.
You're wearing the pants I bought you.
Right.
I'm going to hang out, so I wanted to wear pretty new clothes.
Good job.
They're pajamas, not for going out.
Should I have bought a nicer one for her?
I packed some coffee and boiled eggs.
Coffee is the best with boiled eggs.
A sip of coffee relieves the stuffy throat from eating the yolk.
Should we go watch moving pictures with these snacks now?
How nice.
I get to enjoy a trip to Mokpo thanks to you, Master Gu.
We could've gone straight to Seoul if it hadn't been for you.
We wouldn't have been able to enjoy the luxury...
of covering ourselves with 12 pigeons as our blanket.
I got all wet with morning dew...
that I was mistaken I wet myself overnight.
We got so many memories thanks to you.
We're done with our breakfast,
so let's hurry and head to Seoul on a KTX already.
I'm sorry for making you wait. Did you enjoy your food?
I make and serve food at the same time,
so it's not working smoothly.
You had octopus stew and three bowls of octopus bibimbap.
- The total is 66 dollars. - Okay.
Don't put up an act and pay for the bill already.
This is strange.
What are you doing?
Wash these dishes, lady.
Serve side dishes.
Why aren't you putting that octopus into the pot?
Seriously.
I can't get this off my hand.
Please save me.
Goodness, you silly.
You've done it. How impressive.
Why would this long-legged octopus have so many legs?
There are more than eight legs.
That's five more than how it's supposed to have.
Don't you know they do genetic manipulation these days?
Does it mean, we had a monster octopus a while ago?
It's because it has more legs, not less.
It's good to eat a few more legs.
Right, you're right.
It's all thanks to you.
Look. If it hadn't been for you,
we wouldn't have learned the lesson of hard labor.
We wouldn't have seen the example of genetic manipulation either.
All these experiences are so darn valuable.
Thank you so much, Master Gu.
Work your butt off!
You're frustrating.
Where did I put it?
Ms. Fairy, wait here for a second.
Run.
You shouldn't be sleeping like that. King Kong will...
Put her down already.
She's innocent.
No...
King Kong... King Kong...
No, King Kong...
Did they really go to watch a movie?
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Maybe we should've watched a calm movie.
Don't say that.
But when King Kong fell down from the building in the end,
I felt so heartbroken.
I know. Let's watch something bright next time.
Let's do that.
Look at them.
Don't stare at her too obviously.
Look at her flower hairpin.
- Hello. - Welcome.
I'll take that one.
It's 4 dollars and 50 cents.
Is it a gift for his mother?
- Here. - Please hold.
Here.
Can you put this in my hair?
Where did the old lady go?
Ms. Fairy, I need to go to the toilet.
Wait right here.
My father was a minister during the Fifth Republic.
He was promoted for being shot in the Korean War...
and had three sons afterwards, but because I was a girl,
he abused me then threw me out.
I graduated from a girls' high school.
Our country's a mess and that's why the Chinese communists are invading.
It's not like...
anyone's meeting with Trump to negotiate an FTA.
Mao Ze Dong said this when he defeated Chiang Kai Shek.
"How could you steal all the treasures?"
"Give back the Jadeite Cabbage!"
Ms. Fairy.
Darn it. The Viet Cong captured my oldest brother,
and he lost a leg.
The leg he lost floated down the Song Da River.
It spewed red blood.
Deok Gu...
Did you wait for long?
I didn't poop, but the toilet was far away.
Hello. Who is this lady?
She's...
the only daughter of a minister...
who fought in the Korean War.
Her brother, Deok Gu, left a body part floating down...
the Song Da River in Vietnam.
Gosh.
He asked me to marry him...
and lured me to the watermill one night.
But then...
he forced my mouth open...
and tried to pour lye into it.
Then he tossed me into the Taehwa River.
The Taehwa River in Ulsan?
I was there last week for a garden exhibition.
Who are you freaks?
Have you both lost your minds?
I should run.
She just left.
I never got to say anything.
Ms. Fairy.
Let's get some coffee.
Sure.
Ms. Fairy. Do you know that game?
You win if you name something none of the others have tried.
But the person who says it has to have done it personally.
For example,
I once fell into a pit toilet.
I fell into one when I visited an old man when I was young.
I almost died.
What about you?
I'm 699 years old.
I fell into a toilet about 20 times.
Jeom Soon still does even now.
Why don't we play the opposite? The "I'm just like you" game.
If something you say...
applies the closest to the both of us,
then you win.
Okay. Can I go first?
I sleep six hours a day.
I sleep less than five.
What should I say?
Yes. I eat three meals a day.
Sorry. I almost never eat breakfast.
Oh, dear. You must eat breakfast.
That keeps your brain alert.
Okay. Is it my turn?
I can understand what animals say.
You understand animals?
I saw you talk to the plants by the coffee truck earlier.
How did you start to communicate with plants?
I don't know.
I was able to do it since I was in the fairy realm,
so I don't exactly remember.
How did you end up being able to understand animals?
Oh, well...
I never told anyone about this.
As a child, I used to understand what flying birds said.
(Kim Geum, aged nine)
I barely slept last night and woke at early dawn.
My mom kept nagging the early bird gets to catch a worm.
It's so annoying.
Who taught moms to say that?
I don't know. She keeps saying it since she went to Daechi Village.
(Kim Geum, aged 15)
Seriously, will someone find me a wife?
Where is my wife?
(Kim Geum, aged 21)
Have you ever delivered the honey butter snack?
They're hard to find even if you offer extra.
- The road's blocked. - Oh, no.
- Thanks, human. - Thank you.
When I told people, they said I was hallucinating...
or acted like I was crazy.
It became a secret from one point.
So he's one of us as well.
He's not fully experienced,
but after proper training, his skills will improve.
I feel so much better now I told you.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Does she think I'm crazy too?
You're a very special being.
The worldly fog may surround you,
but your honest and good nature shines through, however faintly.
No, I'm not good at all.
I make mistakes in the laboratory and women don't like me.
Should I not have said that?
Anyway, Jeom Soon called me shabby and miserable too.
But...
I think that you're special.
No one in this world isn't special.
(Trashy Jung)
Hello?
You don't train for the triathlon today?
No. Why?
What's the occasion? Did you drink last night?
Yes. A department dinner.
Really? We had one too.
- My insides hurt. - Mine too.
Need some food?
What do you have in mind?
Seolleongtang or hangover soup?
I'm game for hangover soup.
I like your Janus-like qualities.
You dress utterly differently on weekends. Is that a philosophy?
I'm trying to eat, so shut it and stuff your face.
You like this place a lot.
Why do you never eat seonji in hangover soup?
I hate how it crumbles so weakly when it looks so firm.
Are you writing a poem? You're so picky.
I wonder who'll marry you.
It won't be you, so don't worry.
It's so hot.
You're good at eating hot food.
I'm quite manly.
What does eating hot things have to do with manliness?
I guess.
I'm nothing compared to the servant in...
"The Young Master's Secret Window".
It's an immortal masterpiece. Don't you diss it.
And I like the young master.
No way. Doesn't he like the servant?
He has a definite taste in men.
If you like men like him, your love will be one-sided.
Why do you care about me...
when you've never dated in your whole life?
It's so obvious. The master likes his servant,
so what chance do you have with the master?
If the master liked a maid, does that mean...
I stand a chance? They're all fictional characters.
I sometimes wonder how you became a professor with a brain like yours.
Why would you bring it up here?
Mine is so smart it's exhausting.
I want to forget,
but I can't because I'm so darn smart.
You don't know anything.
Wait, Geum has a flower in his hair?
Geum! Professor Jung?
I see no one's home.
Where did they all go on a Saturday?
The fridge is completely empty!
Why are there no shelves in the fridge though?
I guess that's how it is when only men manage the house.
Still, I like how there are enough rooms for the pastes.
I always end up eating hangover soup with you.
I feel much better now though. I thought I was dying a while ago.
I know. Me too.
Anyway, can I come by your office on Monday?
I'm seeing a patient, but I have time before noon.
Before noon?
I won't have enough time then.
Coming to think of it, I'm free until 1pm.
- I was mistaken. - Okay.
I'll be there at noon with sandwiches.
Whatever.
Professor, you're home.
My gosh!
Ma'am!
I came to Seoul to attend a wedding,
so I brought some side dishes.
I see. Kim Geum...
I mean, Geum went out today.
I already gave him a call.
I was tired, so I was resting in his room.
By the way, it's all right to speak more comfortably.
I'm comfortable enough.
I should speak the Seoul dialect since I'm here.
It's not awkward for me at all.
I see.
- Goodness. It must be Geum. - Mom!
You must be exhausted.
My boy.
Earlier, someone who looks like you was wearing a flower in his hair.
Is this what you saw?
It could be.
It was me then.
I went to watch a movie with Ms. Fairy earlier.
They were showing classics,
so we saw the 1993 "King Kong".
The computer graphics were childish, but the acting...
Are you middle schoolers? What's with the matching hairpins?
What?
That's a funny way to see it.
Will your mother stay the night?
It's late, so probably. Is that all right with you?
Sure.
What about tomorrow?
My gosh, are you kidding me?
What was that?
What's going on?
- What is this smell? - Mom?
What is all this?
What on earth did you do to your fridge?
I spent all year caring for these side dishes and condiments,
but now they're all ruined.
Oh, no. How can this be?
This is my favorite jacket.
Professor, what's wrong with you?
You're too young to have dementia,
so why did you hang your jacket in the fridge?
Also, why is the bottom of the fridge...
being heated like the floors on winter nights?
This can't be.
Mom, this isn't a fridge, but a closet.
It eliminates odor and steams clothes.
I'm sorry, I should've told her.
My goodness.
Is this a closet that steams your clothes?
I'm afraid there isn't much to eat.
I was going to cook cheonggukjang stew...
and stir-fry some dried radish greens.
It's still delicious.
Anyway, I'll make sure to...
clean that closet of yours while I stay here for a few days.
Sorry?
That's not necessary.
Don't be ridiculous. The perilla oil leaked,
and perilla seed powder is everywhere.
It wouldn't be right to leave it that way.
I'm known as Ms. Responsible.
I always take responsibility for my actions.
Mom, I'll help...
since you're Ms. Responsible...
and I'm Mr. Helper.
That's my boy!
We're leaving now.
Thank you for everything.
It's only been two days, but I'm sad to see you go.
Please take care.
Is there anything else?
Well, it's just that...
- What is it? - Well...
Why aren't you saying anything about our payment?
What? Your payment?
The day before yesterday, we worked to pay for what we ate.
However, we worked all day yesterday until our legs nearly fell off.
Isn't it only logical that we get paid for that?
What did you just say?
Do you not remember the number of octopuses you ate?
Why would I pay you?
I felt bad for you three,
so I offered you a place to stay,
but this is how you repay me?
You seem quite proud for someone who sells monster octopuses.
Monster octopuses?
The octopus on your menu should have only three legs!
If that's not a monster, I don't know what it is.
Still, we were kind enough not to press any charges!
Why? I'll tell you why.
We figured that some people had to fool their customers...
and sell monster octopuses in order to make a living.
You're talking as if we're in the Japanese colonial era.
Also, the name doesn't mean it has three legs.
It means it has thin legs.
It's a long-legged octopus!
Darn you people!
Gosh, run.
Leave!
If you come back,
I'll poke all of your eyes and suck the juice out of them!
Understood?
There's no need to go out for decent coffee these days.
The coffee at our school is the best.
It hurts to hear the old lady say she's a fairy.
That's how dementia is.
You remember old memories more clearly.
She must've liked the fairy tale, "The Fairy and the Woodcutter".
Months before my grandma passed away,
she kept saying she was a princess.
Let's not talk of sad things when we enjoy good food.
Welcome. What can I get you?
SB and DT, please.
What's that?
Sparrow's Breakfast and Deer's Tears.
Your coffee is so popular...
that we say it in abbreviations.
You young people sure live fun lives.
In that sense, have you tried NP?
NP is the best when you need to study.
NP?
That must be No Princess. We'll try that today...
although we won't be studying hard.
What's with all the customers?
Look, it's Professor Jung!
- Where? - At our two o'clock.
No way!
Hello, professor.
- What brings you here? - Well...
How do you know this place?
Isn't there a coffee shop nearby your office?
Isn't here so cool?
Professor Jung, treat us to a cup of coffee.
Well, I have to go for...
- Thank you. - Thank you. Goodbye.
Give us two cups of coffee, please.
Professor, don't forget about my friend.
Make it three cups of No Princess.
Are you feeling better now?
Pardon?
Well, I'm fine.
That's good to hear. I was worried.
(Unconscious)
(On a tiger's back)
So it actually happened that day?
Look, that day...
My friends told me that you're a fairy.
Is that true?
It's true that I'm...
You heard that?
See me for a second.
What is it that you want to talk with me?
Can you not call yourself a fairy in front of others from now on?
Why?
When others hear you say that,
they gossip about how you're an insane granny.
I call myself a fairy because I am,
so I don't care even if people gossip about me.
Whatever the case is, promise that you'll stop.
Do you not...
believe that I'm a fairy?
Ma'am, can you come take our order?
Okay, I'll do as you, my husband, say.
"My husband"?
Me?
Why?
What's wrong, Mama Fairy?
It's nothing.
And...
I'm not a fairy.
It was just a joke.
I see.
I thought you really were a fairy.
I know.
Fairy Ja Woon passed away just now...
because the deity whom she served was forgotten and ceased to exist.
Deities, immortals, and fairies will keep being forgotten.
One of us...
might become the last fairy in the world.
(The latter times of Joseon Dynasty)
Fairy Seon.
Hi, Master Gu.
What's the long face?
You look concerned.
I don't know why,
but I feel somewhat sad.
We'll naturally be forgotten and gone one day,
but living in this world keeps giving me regrets.
It's strange, right?
I must be immersed in human feelings...
for living in the human realm for too long.
It's okay.
Immortals do have feelings too.
Emotions are meaningless...
because they flow like river.
Like breeze that blows and rain that runs down the eaves...
Like a swirling storm, his heart for the servant...
Stormlike chopping...
It sounds pretty nice for the title of my next piece.
What are you doing?
- You surprised me. - Are you writing your novel?
Ms. Cho. I'm finally getting inspiration after such a long time.
You just broke the mood.
Sorry about that.
I'm just here to ask you about...
where all my chocolate disappeared to.
The Belgian fairy I know gave it to me as a gift,
and I was saving it because I cherished it so much.
But some human or animal sneaked it away and ate it all up.
I'm going to teach her a lesson if I catch her.
Ms. Cho...
It has alcohol in it.
Don't you change into a tiger when you drink alcohol?
According to my informant,
he saw a tiger roaming around nearby here...
on the last Friday night.
Are you saying that's me?
According to him again,
that tiger was having someone on its back.
Oh, right. That man came here that night.
Where, here?
Yes, I took him here myself.
But my mom said he recognized me.
Is that right?
I turn into a tiger when I eat a lot of meat.
Will it help him regain his memory if I stay in that appearance?
Is that why you took the eight free chicken coupons...
which I stuck on the tree?
What?
Whether it was for your mother or your gluttony,
you better stay as human. Otherwise, you'll be sent to a zoo.
One more thing.
You should not force him and wait...
until he finds back his memory himself.
Immortals must never violate this law.
Okay.
If you've understood, give me my coupons back.
What?
It's mine, so what's up with that disappointed face of yours?
I can't believe she said those eerie curse words.
I never heard anyone say...
something about sucking the juice out of our eyes.
She deals with long-legged octopuses every day,
so her mind must've become dark just like octopus ink.
What should we do now?
Our legs are fine, so let's walk along the railway.
What? To where? To Fairy Seon?
Gosh, I wonder if she's struggling as much as we are.
It's only for a few days for us,
but it's still distressing and nerve-racking.
She even has Jeom Soon and Jeom Dol with her there.
I'm worried they might be struggling somewhere.
Come to think, do we have some of Jeom Soon's jerky left?
I've had long-legged octopuses for days,
and now, I crave meat.
How many boxes of underwear are you taking in a bag this big?
We need food too.
I don't care.
You keep this bag on your back or head.
Don't you even dream of draining my energy.
I can't believe this.
You looked down on my backpack all this time,
and you're reminded of the jerky because you're hungry now?
Have you no conscience?
Goodness. When will I come to die?
What? What outrageous thing are you talking about?
I'm talking about myself.
I put you guys in trouble and lost all the travel expenses.
But I'm craving jerky in this situation,
so I have no face to save.
I should just kill myself today while I'm at it.
It's not like we can die just because we want to.
Let's fill our stomachs first.
It's not really necessary for me though.
Come in.
- Professor, I'm here. - Hi.
You aren't having any camera on this time.
- Because you don't like it. - Did I say that?
Here.
- What's this? - It's lunchtime.
Do I look like I'm a vegetarian?
I thought you were on a diet though.
You know how to please people.
You weren't upset that I didn't recognize you that day, were you?
- Your name is uncommon... - I've grown up a lot.
I was a child then.
And you're not anymore?
Think as you please.
How's your condition now?
I'm not here for a consultation.
This isn't your work office.
Okay. Sorry.
I'm okay now. I feel so normal it's boring.
What should we do today?
Eat with me.
Professor Lee.
Professor Jung.
Are you busy?
Sorry.
I forgot that I had lunch plans.
Come in. Shall we eat together?
No. I'll come back another time.
- Eat that. - I'm so sorry.
Gyeong Sul, take this.
- See you later. - Bye.
Who was that?
Someone who needs special care just like you.
- Do you have coffee? - Don't drink so much.
Drink this.
I should've brought some.
Even my mom doesn't make me do things.
Popping a capsule in doesn't take that much effort.
What's the occasion?
Nothing really.
I just feel a bit odd.
You said you sleep well. Your skin's better than mine.
I sleep better than I used to,
but I keep feeling that a part of me is somewhere else.
As if my life's disappearing...
in a time and place other than the one that my mind's conscious of.
The parallel theory?
It's in too many dramas and movies that it's boring.
Will you pretend that you care?
Okay, fine.
Anyway, I feel as if I'm being divided.
I just can't tell where the other parts of me are,
but in the strangest of times, I see a few images.
Like what, for example?
I'm entering a space on the back of a tiger.
The barista woman looks down at me crying.
My basement of subconscious that you mentioned last time.
Is it about that?
Did I get into the basement?
It didn't actually happen?
I can't tell for certain.
It felt like a dream at first,
but now it feels as if it really happened.
Whatever it is,
if you can't clearly distinguish it, it's dangerous.
What happened to me recently was clear.
I just denied it because it seems implausible in real life.
But now it feels like...
something new is happening.
See me every day for a while.
Your mental state isn't exactly average.
The thing is, that woman.
That fairy called me her husband.
My dear husband.
This darn...
shoe.
- What's wrong? - My shoe.
It must be too small. I have a blister on my heel.
That old woman. Seriously?
Jeom Soon, you're going out again?
I need to upload my writing.
We don't have Wi-Fi here, so I'm going to that building.
Go ahead. Don't come home too late.
Okay. See you.
I can't destroy an old woman's store.
I just can't do what I want.
(Wi-Fi connection)
I typed the code last time. Why won't it connect?
Darn it.
(Wrong password)
The Internet's not working?
What?
Download the software and type your student ID and password.
You don't study here?
Well... Why are you speaking as if we're friends?
What?
You looked young, that's all. Sorry.
I am a student.
I'm Um Gyeong Sul, class of 2020.
Me?
I'm... I'm 2021.
That's my class.
I told you my name.
I'm... So my name is... Jeong Soo.
Jeong Soon?
Why would my name be so old-fashioned?
It's Jeong Soo. Seon Jeong Soo.
Jeong Soo. That's a pretty name.
Did you live abroad?
- What? - You're a year below me,
and you speak like we're equals.
Wait. Did I give a year that makes him my senior?
- The number's bigger. - Are you really from abroad?
Where you call siblings by name?
Where?
America? Germany? France?
(Tracing Genghis Khan, Mongolia)
Mongolia.
You're really different.
You should watch your manners though.
I'm getting annoyed.
Why should we even talk?
What?
You're really interesting.
I like you. How about...
you join our club?
The documentary club.
No, thanks. I'm not interested.
Weren't you going to upload something you wrote?
Sorry.
I didn't read anything. I only saw you type.
We need a writer too.
A writer?
I work at a beer bar in the evenings.
Come by if you want.
If you do, I'll take it to mean you'll join us.
(New album: Girlfriend)
(Move to album)
(Girlfriend)
Do you know when a person weighs the most?
Isn't it after you had a huge meal and end up getting constipated?
When you become mature.
When you become mature?
We're walking along a train track...
as if we're on a road trip.
Don't you feel something shake?
What?
Master Gu's legs are as weak as an octopus'...
and they're trembling, aren't they?
Wait.
It's like someone's banging on it.
Very hard and fast.
Who's doing that?
- Run! - Run.
What are you doing? Run!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
He's stuck.
Pull.
Take this.
Run away.
It's too late for me.
Don't say that. Don't be stupid. We need to run!
Thank you for everything.
I caused you a lot of trouble over the years...
Shut it and hand me the beans.
The magic beans that you brought from the fairy realm.
You keep them in your pocket and rub them constantly.
You've been saying...
that a single bean could take you to the fairy realm!
I didn't use them because I didn't know which was what.
Just throw one!
Pick one and throw it. Here, I'll do it!
Like this!
(Going back)
The young master...
knew that the girl servant liked the male servant.
She'd add another spoonful...
to the mid-day snack she brought him.
If only I had someone who took care of me like that.
Gosh, I'm hungry.
Come by if you want.
If you do, I'll take it to mean you'll join us.
Why am I thinking of him instead of sausage?
Hold on. I have mail.
(Wild Beast Publishing House)
"Hello, Jeom Soon the Tiger."
"I'm Assistant Manager Lee at Wild Beast Publishing House."
"I contacted you to..." A publishing house?
Mom. Mom!
Fairy Seon Ok Nam!
Mom, a publishing house contacted me and...
Jeom Soon...
Mom, are you sick?
You're burning up.
Gosh, is it your stomach?
Did you disobey the rules of the sky?
Mom, hang tight. I'll go and get help.
Geum, can you carry these boxes to my office?
Sure. Just the two?
Yes.
Have you seen the brown bottle of dimethyl sulfoxide?
I know where it is. I'll bring it to you.
Jeom Soon, how did you get in here?
Jeom Soon, what's wrong?
Ms. Fairy?
She's burning up.
(Stay tuned for the epilogue.)
(Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter)
Immortals suffer from stomachaches...
when they disobey the rules of the sky.
You must be looking for Ms. Seon.
Why would I be?
Can you pretend to be the writer instead?
An erotic novel?
Did you have to do this?
Have we ever taken a bath together?
You must be over the moon to have married a sexy man.
I think I have genuine feelings for you.
Will his memories come back?
Did this really happen to me?
(Meet Barista Seon, Trending Star of Yiwon University)
Do you know the Barista Granny on our campus?
An old lady makes coffee?
Yes, and she's quite odd.
Her hair is always in a bun, and she wears a flower.
It's hilarious!
Those jerks.
Welcome.
Lady, the menu is freakishly good.
Do you like it?
Well, thank you for saying that.
Did you hear that?
Do you know what it means?
Yes, it means that it's smart and clever.
Are you using the word without knowing its meaning?
Well, we meant, it's so good that we wet our pants.
Did you really?
Come inside then. Let me give you something to wipe with.
Lady, you are hilarious.
You young men are...
sweet and friendly.
I'll serve you all with doubles today, so please wait.
Nice!
I trained as a barista for 500 years in Mount Gyeryong.
Gosh, I love your humor. You're so adorable.
You are. Both your coffee and jokes are awesome.
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