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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00.041 --> 00:00:00.041 23.976 2 00:00:47.589 --> 00:00:49.215 Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? 3 00:00:49.549 --> 00:00:52.344 Come on. Think about it really hard. 4 00:00:52.427 --> 00:00:54.888 - 10. - No. She's lying. 5 00:00:54.971 --> 00:00:56.723 Give her a few seconds to think something up. 6 00:00:56.806 --> 00:00:58.641 - David's staring at you. - Boys! 7 00:00:58.725 --> 00:01:02.020 - David's staring at you. - No. He's staring at me, you guys. 8 00:01:02.103 --> 00:01:04.689 He's staring at me. Please admit it. He's staring at me. 9 00:01:04.773 --> 00:01:06.024 He's so cute. 10 00:01:06.107 --> 00:01:08.485 If you were 16 and you were out on a date with him 11 00:01:08.568 --> 00:01:10.737 - would you do it with him? - That's gross! 12 00:01:10.820 --> 00:01:11.946 It's not gross, Marcy. 13 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:14.240 Then you'll never have any kids, Rachel. 14 00:01:14.324 --> 00:01:16.242 Yes, I will. I'll adopt them. 15 00:01:16.326 --> 00:01:18.453 I'll just do it once, just to get pregnant. 16 00:01:18.536 --> 00:01:20.580 Don't you have to do it, like, every night? 17 00:01:20.663 --> 00:01:23.416 I love you. Kiss me. 18 00:01:23.500 --> 00:01:25.043 I do, too! 19 00:01:28.296 --> 00:01:30.590 - Gross. - What? 20 00:01:30.674 --> 00:01:32.175 Tina farted. 21 00:06:14.457 --> 00:06:17.002 - Jill. - The sitter came in an hour early. 22 00:06:17.085 --> 00:06:20.338 - Great. Here, let me take this. - Thank you. Hey! 23 00:06:20.755 --> 00:06:23.383 - Come talk to me while I get dressed. - Okay. 24 00:06:25.635 --> 00:06:27.762 Where the hell are my shoes? 25 00:06:27.846 --> 00:06:29.889 So how are you and Chris doing? 26 00:06:30.473 --> 00:06:33.768 Well, it's weird. I feel really guilty, but there's this guy at work 27 00:06:33.852 --> 00:06:35.562 that I'm sort of attracted to. 28 00:06:35.645 --> 00:06:40.525 - Seriously? Who is he? - It's so stupid. He's my sous chef. 29 00:06:40.817 --> 00:06:43.111 - Did anything happen? - No, of course not. 30 00:06:43.194 --> 00:06:46.531 It's just that Chris is so goddamn possessive, it's making me crazy. 31 00:06:46.614 --> 00:06:48.825 Listen, I wish Don was possessive. 32 00:06:49.159 --> 00:06:51.619 - You look really pretty. - Thanks. 33 00:06:52.162 --> 00:06:55.707 Oh, this cake is gorgeous. 34 00:06:55.790 --> 00:06:59.294 Chris stayed late at the bakery last night to make it for the party. 35 00:06:59.377 --> 00:07:01.171 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 36 00:07:01.421 --> 00:07:05.008 Doesn't seem that long since we were having Jamie's last bachelorette party. 37 00:07:05.091 --> 00:07:06.468 It wasn't. 38 00:07:07.010 --> 00:07:09.346 Can you cut some limes for me? 39 00:07:09.763 --> 00:07:11.264 Can I give Tina Two a piece of cheese? 40 00:07:11.348 --> 00:07:12.640 That is Tina Three. 41 00:07:12.724 --> 00:07:17.228 I'm sorry. Hello, Tina Three. Oh, you need a new pink bow, don't you? 42 00:07:17.312 --> 00:07:18.813 Where's your sister? 43 00:07:18.897 --> 00:07:21.983 Oh, probably terrorizing the staff at Nordstrom's. 44 00:07:22.067 --> 00:07:23.693 Have a knife? 45 00:07:23.818 --> 00:07:27.739 How is it that somebody with an MBA ended up being a personnel director? 46 00:07:27.822 --> 00:07:31.159 I wish she'd just quit that job or stop complaining. 47 00:07:32.660 --> 00:07:34.788 Oh, do not tell her I'm pregnant. 48 00:07:34.871 --> 00:07:36.206 Why? 49 00:07:36.373 --> 00:07:38.625 She had to go to two baby showers last week. 50 00:07:38.708 --> 00:07:41.002 She almost slit her wrists. 51 00:07:41.086 --> 00:07:43.546 She's already got that old maid mentality. 52 00:07:43.630 --> 00:07:46.675 - She's up to four packs now. - You are so mean. 53 00:07:46.758 --> 00:07:49.844 What are you talking about? She's the judgemental one. 54 00:07:50.095 --> 00:07:52.472 - You are too hard on her, though. - Are you kidding? 55 00:07:52.555 --> 00:07:55.058 She's picked on me since the day I was born. 56 00:07:55.141 --> 00:07:58.103 She got the Barbie Dream House. I wasn't allowed to touch it. 57 00:07:58.186 --> 00:08:00.522 She got the canopy bed. I couldn't even sit on it. 58 00:08:00.605 --> 00:08:02.357 She said my butt was stinky. 59 00:08:02.440 --> 00:08:04.067 - Listen to you. - What? 60 00:08:04.150 --> 00:08:05.819 Hello! Anybody here? 61 00:08:06.069 --> 00:08:09.989 - Speaking of stinky butts. - We're back here, Rachel. 62 00:08:13.451 --> 00:08:15.745 Somebody raided the accessories department. 63 00:08:15.829 --> 00:08:20.208 50% off with employee discount. I hope you weren't talking about me. 64 00:08:20.417 --> 00:08:23.670 - That's a bit paranoid isn't it? - I brought my own pillow. 65 00:08:23.753 --> 00:08:26.548 - You look great. - Really? I'm exhausted. 66 00:08:29.426 --> 00:08:31.386 - Did you start smoking again? - Of course not. 67 00:08:31.469 --> 00:08:33.972 - I took my last patch off a week ago. - Your hair reeks. 68 00:08:34.055 --> 00:08:35.807 Well, other people smoke in the employee lounge. 69 00:08:35.890 --> 00:08:38.768 - Is that my fault? - All right. Fine. I just asked. 70 00:08:38.852 --> 00:08:43.189 - Look at all these goodies! - "Goodies." Oh, I hate that word. 71 00:08:43.273 --> 00:08:47.944 - I'll make a note of that. - Sorry. I'm... tired. 72 00:08:48.653 --> 00:08:50.155 - How's Noah? - Great. 73 00:08:50.280 --> 00:08:52.115 - Don? - Fabulous. 74 00:08:53.158 --> 00:08:54.242 Good. 75 00:08:54.451 --> 00:08:57.412 Why don't you two both go outside? I'll bring some margaritas. 76 00:08:57.495 --> 00:09:00.582 I want you both in a good mood before Jamie gets here. 77 00:09:00.790 --> 00:09:03.126 Please, she's really looking forward to this. 78 00:09:03.209 --> 00:09:05.837 - I'd love a drink. - Ginger ale for me. 79 00:09:17.140 --> 00:09:20.977 - That's a pretty blouse. Silk? - Viscose. 80 00:09:22.687 --> 00:09:25.023 - It's Italian. - Oh. 81 00:09:26.024 --> 00:09:28.860 It's old. I was gonna give it away. Would you like it? 82 00:09:28.943 --> 00:09:33.698 - No, thanks. It's more you. - Just thought I'd ask. 83 00:09:36.368 --> 00:09:39.829 You two look so pretty. Here. Move in. 84 00:09:41.247 --> 00:09:42.791 Great. 85 00:09:45.627 --> 00:09:46.961 - Where's Marcy? - I don't know. 86 00:09:47.045 --> 00:09:48.296 She's bringing guacamole. 87 00:09:48.380 --> 00:09:49.839 She's probably in bed with her house painter. 88 00:09:49.923 --> 00:09:51.299 - What? - Marcy's having a relationship 89 00:09:51.383 --> 00:09:53.385 - with her house painter? - No. She's just fucking him. 90 00:09:53.468 --> 00:09:55.053 - But she's engaged to Mark. - No, she's not. 91 00:09:55.136 --> 00:09:56.262 - Not anymore. - What happened? 92 00:09:56.346 --> 00:09:58.723 She sent that painter over here to give me an estimate. 93 00:09:58.807 --> 00:10:00.308 She didn't tell me she was sleeping with him. 94 00:10:00.392 --> 00:10:01.643 They have wild, kinky sex. 95 00:10:01.726 --> 00:10:03.603 - Marcy? - What happened to Mark, Jill? 96 00:10:03.687 --> 00:10:05.855 Oh, you guys are out here. 97 00:10:06.773 --> 00:10:08.233 - Marcy. - Marcy. 98 00:10:08.316 --> 00:10:10.527 - What? What? - Nothing. 99 00:10:10.610 --> 00:10:12.153 - Are those new glasses? - Great shoes. Great shoes. 100 00:10:12.237 --> 00:10:13.279 - Thank you. - They're really nice. 101 00:10:13.363 --> 00:10:14.447 Hi. 102 00:10:14.531 --> 00:10:16.700 - Let me get you a drink. - Thanks. I could use one. 103 00:10:16.783 --> 00:10:20.453 - What's wrong? - It's kind of a long story. 104 00:10:20.537 --> 00:10:21.621 So? 105 00:10:21.746 --> 00:10:23.331 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, wait. 106 00:10:23.581 --> 00:10:26.001 You look so pretty in that dress. 107 00:10:28.378 --> 00:10:29.629 Thanks. 108 00:10:31.756 --> 00:10:34.759 So, I've sort of been, 109 00:10:35.135 --> 00:10:38.346 well, seeing the guy who painted my house. 110 00:10:38.430 --> 00:10:40.598 - Really? - Jill was just telling us. 111 00:10:42.058 --> 00:10:45.145 - Jill? - I didn't know it was a big secret. 112 00:10:45.228 --> 00:10:46.312 So what's wrong? 113 00:10:46.396 --> 00:10:48.732 I thought he was a really nice guy at first, you know? 114 00:10:48.815 --> 00:10:51.359 I mean, not exactly marriage material 115 00:10:51.443 --> 00:10:55.363 but sweet and really, well, sexy. 116 00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:58.616 Anyway, he started acting kind of weird the last week or so 117 00:10:58.700 --> 00:11:00.160 and I finally had to tell him, 118 00:11:00.243 --> 00:11:02.954 - "Look, Randy"... - Oh, God, I hate that name, "Randy". 119 00:11:03.038 --> 00:11:04.831 - It's so white trash. - Yeah. 120 00:11:04.914 --> 00:11:08.335 - He has a twin sister named Brandy. - No, you've got to be kidding. 121 00:11:08.418 --> 00:11:09.753 Anyway, anyway... 122 00:11:09.836 --> 00:11:11.421 - This is good guacamole. - Oh, thanks. 123 00:11:11.504 --> 00:11:13.173 Anyway, so go on. Finally you had to tell him... 124 00:11:13.256 --> 00:11:16.926 Yeah, that he's a nice guy and all, but he's not my boyfriend 125 00:11:17.010 --> 00:11:19.304 - and he never will be. - So what did he say? 126 00:11:19.387 --> 00:11:21.139 I couldn't believe it. He just freaked out. 127 00:11:21.222 --> 00:11:23.475 He's been acting really possessive lately, 128 00:11:23.558 --> 00:11:24.768 you know, like he owns me. 129 00:11:24.851 --> 00:11:27.937 And all of a sudden he wants to know everything I do every minute of the day. 130 00:11:28.021 --> 00:11:30.106 And then yesterday, I told him I felt like being alone 131 00:11:30.190 --> 00:11:32.817 and he accused me of seeing someone else. 132 00:11:32.901 --> 00:11:35.236 Which I'm not, but it's none of his business if I was, you know? 133 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:36.780 I mean I have no commitment to him. 134 00:11:36.863 --> 00:11:39.157 And here's the really creepy part. 135 00:11:40.700 --> 00:11:42.535 When I went out to my car last night, 136 00:11:42.619 --> 00:11:45.288 I saw his El Camino parked down the street 137 00:11:45.538 --> 00:11:47.374 with him just sitting in it. 138 00:11:47.457 --> 00:11:49.042 He was spying on me. 139 00:11:50.710 --> 00:11:53.463 - A bee! - It's all right. It's gone now. 140 00:11:59.552 --> 00:12:01.846 What? I'm allergic. 141 00:12:01.930 --> 00:12:03.390 So, did you call the police? 142 00:12:03.473 --> 00:12:05.642 Oh, they won't do anything. 143 00:12:05.725 --> 00:12:09.896 Remember that woman who reported that her ex-husband was stalking her? 144 00:12:10.063 --> 00:12:12.524 Then he massacred the whole family at the barbecue. 145 00:12:12.607 --> 00:12:15.485 I mean, the police didn't do anything until after he slaughtered them. 146 00:12:15.568 --> 00:12:17.987 Oh, my God. I am so stupid. 147 00:12:18.488 --> 00:12:21.574 I mean, why did I ever get involved with him? I always pick the wrong people. 148 00:12:21.658 --> 00:12:22.784 Is he cute? 149 00:12:22.867 --> 00:12:25.286 Wait. I have a picture of him. 150 00:12:25.370 --> 00:12:26.871 - What? - You photographed him? 151 00:12:26.955 --> 00:12:28.248 No. 152 00:12:29.165 --> 00:12:32.293 You know, at first, I thought he was really sexy, 153 00:12:32.627 --> 00:12:34.295 but now he looks kind of psychotic to me. 154 00:12:34.379 --> 00:12:35.880 You know, kind of Robert De Niro-ish. 155 00:12:35.964 --> 00:12:39.050 Will somebody please tell me what happened with Mark? 156 00:12:39.342 --> 00:12:41.845 Didn't I tell you? We broke up. 157 00:12:41.970 --> 00:12:44.931 - Why? - Oh, it's such a terrible story. 158 00:12:47.058 --> 00:12:49.227 - Oh, my God. - He puts his picture on everything, 159 00:12:49.310 --> 00:12:53.314 his invoice, his business cards. It's even on his El Camino. 160 00:12:53.398 --> 00:12:54.441 It's true. 161 00:12:54.524 --> 00:12:58.778 He looks a little cross-eyed. Sort of inbred. Did he go to college? 162 00:12:58.903 --> 00:13:01.031 Well, at least you didn't marry Mark. 163 00:13:01.114 --> 00:13:04.409 I mean, look at Jamie. Three marriages, and she's just now getting it right. 164 00:13:04.492 --> 00:13:06.494 Yeah, but at least she went out and found a better guy. 165 00:13:06.578 --> 00:13:07.912 Let's just hope she found a better dress, too. 166 00:13:07.996 --> 00:13:09.039 No kidding! 167 00:13:09.456 --> 00:13:10.749 Jerome's a doll, though. 168 00:13:10.832 --> 00:13:13.501 She says they have great sex, said they do it constantly. 169 00:13:13.585 --> 00:13:16.338 Oh, you guys, I had this picture blown up of her. 170 00:13:16.421 --> 00:13:18.757 I took it at their engagement dinner. 171 00:13:19.883 --> 00:13:23.511 I don't know why, but I have a real hard time imagining Jerome naked. 172 00:13:23.595 --> 00:13:26.181 - Don't strain yourself. - She really looks great. 173 00:13:26.264 --> 00:13:29.309 She's got the perfect body. Look at those shoulders. 174 00:13:29.434 --> 00:13:31.686 Oh, you know, I was watching TV late one night last week, 175 00:13:31.770 --> 00:13:32.812 because I couldn't sleep, 176 00:13:32.896 --> 00:13:34.939 and that movie came on, the one she did in Mexico... 177 00:13:35.023 --> 00:13:36.816 {Y:i}- Tropical Maniac. - Oh, that's right. That's right. 178 00:13:36.900 --> 00:13:39.110 So, there's Jamie and she's standing there on the beach 179 00:13:39.194 --> 00:13:42.072 in a requisite bikini, holding a machine gun. I'm telling you. 180 00:13:42.155 --> 00:13:43.823 She never gets sent out for any good parts. 181 00:13:43.907 --> 00:13:45.075 What good parts? 182 00:13:45.158 --> 00:13:46.576 There are no good parts for women. 183 00:13:46.659 --> 00:13:48.661 Do you think it bothers her that Jerome's going bald? 184 00:13:48.745 --> 00:13:51.790 - She thinks it's sexy. - I don't know, I like a little hair. 185 00:13:51.873 --> 00:13:55.752 Well, it's a good thing, considering Don has it covering his entire body. 186 00:13:55.835 --> 00:13:57.796 I'm telling you, the last time he was over here swimming 187 00:13:57.879 --> 00:13:59.756 I thought I was gonna have to change our pool filter. 188 00:13:59.839 --> 00:14:01.299 Oh, now who's mean? 189 00:14:01.383 --> 00:14:03.885 Jerry seems very comfortable with his masculinity. 190 00:14:03.968 --> 00:14:06.179 Yeah. I guess, considering. 191 00:14:09.015 --> 00:14:10.684 - What? - Considering what? 192 00:14:10.850 --> 00:14:12.811 - What? - I can't tell. 193 00:14:12.894 --> 00:14:13.978 - Oh, come on. - No, I can't. 194 00:14:14.062 --> 00:14:15.563 Jamie made me swear on my life. 195 00:14:15.647 --> 00:14:17.607 - It's really not that big a deal. - Something about Jerome? 196 00:14:17.691 --> 00:14:19.192 - Maybe. - Jill, now you have to tell us. 197 00:14:19.317 --> 00:14:21.444 He only has one testicle. 198 00:14:23.029 --> 00:14:24.823 Isn't that funny? 199 00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:29.869 And he still has some semen, so it's not like he's sterile or anything. 200 00:14:30.036 --> 00:14:31.329 Oh, my God. 201 00:14:31.413 --> 00:14:34.499 And he's certainly not impotent, but can you imagine? 202 00:14:35.583 --> 00:14:36.793 Isn't that funny? 203 00:14:36.876 --> 00:14:38.712 Oh, it must look so weird. 204 00:14:39.462 --> 00:14:41.715 And he hates for anyone to know about it. 205 00:14:41.798 --> 00:14:43.967 He didn't tell Jamie for the longest time. 206 00:14:44.050 --> 00:14:45.635 Wasn't it obvious? 207 00:14:45.719 --> 00:14:48.471 No. She just thought he had really teeny balls. 208 00:14:50.223 --> 00:14:54.894 Anyway, do not repeat that information about Jerome, please. 209 00:14:55.603 --> 00:14:59.399 I mean, it's not like it slows them down. They have wild, kinky sex. 210 00:14:59.691 --> 00:15:03.194 - You say that about everybody. - Like who else? 211 00:15:08.616 --> 00:15:13.163 - Jesus, Jill. - I really didn't tell them anything. 212 00:15:13.705 --> 00:15:15.123 Never mind. 213 00:15:15.749 --> 00:15:18.960 So what do Jamie and Jerome do that's so wild and kinky? 214 00:15:19.377 --> 00:15:22.130 Well, she would probably tell you this herself... 215 00:15:22.964 --> 00:15:25.133 What the hell's going on? 216 00:15:25.592 --> 00:15:26.676 - Jamie. - Jamie. 217 00:15:26.760 --> 00:15:28.011 The front door's locked. 218 00:15:28.094 --> 00:15:31.806 - I rang the doorbell forever. - I'm sorry. We didn't hear you. 219 00:15:32.223 --> 00:15:33.391 Wait, wait, wait. 220 00:15:33.475 --> 00:15:35.435 Oh, my goodness. 221 00:15:35.560 --> 00:15:37.062 - Honey. - You are so skinny, I hate you. 222 00:15:37.145 --> 00:15:39.939 - I can't eat when I'm nervous. - Hi, bride. 223 00:15:41.941 --> 00:15:44.194 How come you get three husbands and I don't get any? 224 00:15:44.277 --> 00:15:46.112 Well, you can have the last one. 225 00:15:46.196 --> 00:15:47.655 For that matter, you can have this one. 226 00:15:47.739 --> 00:15:50.158 - What's wrong? - Jerry and I had a fight. 227 00:15:50.367 --> 00:15:52.994 - You're under a lot of stress. - Oh, no, no. 228 00:15:53.078 --> 00:15:56.748 This was a real, real nasty one, and I'm still mad. I never leave mad. 229 00:15:56.831 --> 00:15:58.291 - What happened? - Well, you know, 230 00:15:58.375 --> 00:16:00.669 Jerry's having his little bachelor party tonight. 231 00:16:00.752 --> 00:16:03.254 You know, just a couple of wacky systems analysts sitting around 232 00:16:03.338 --> 00:16:06.132 playing pool in some billiard parlour in Pasadena. 233 00:16:06.216 --> 00:16:10.637 Well, this one guy who's with him, Dave, he hired a stripper. 234 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:12.847 Now, Jerry didn't know about it until tonight 235 00:16:12.931 --> 00:16:15.392 but he doesn't understand why I'm upset. 236 00:16:15.475 --> 00:16:16.935 Well, it's not like anything's going to happen. 237 00:16:17.018 --> 00:16:18.978 Look, I worked for one of those stripper companies 238 00:16:19.062 --> 00:16:21.731 in my pathetic early twenties, I know what goes on. 239 00:16:21.815 --> 00:16:23.817 Yeah, but you said it wasn't his idea. 240 00:16:23.900 --> 00:16:25.944 No, but he should tell them that he doesn't want it 241 00:16:26.027 --> 00:16:28.738 and make them cancel if he had any balls. 242 00:16:30.365 --> 00:16:32.242 I don't blame you. I'd be furious. 243 00:16:32.325 --> 00:16:33.493 Besides, it's really tacky. 244 00:16:33.576 --> 00:16:36.746 Yeah, I know. I mean, he should respect my feelings. He should. 245 00:16:36.830 --> 00:16:38.957 He should respect them and if it bugs me that much, 246 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:40.375 then you know, it's not worth it. 247 00:16:40.458 --> 00:16:41.751 Don't you trust him? 248 00:16:41.835 --> 00:16:45.463 - I don't trust anybody I'm in love with. - Oh, Jamie, please. 249 00:16:45.547 --> 00:16:46.589 You don't actually think 250 00:16:46.673 --> 00:16:49.092 that Jerry's going to have sex with some bimbo at a pool hall? 251 00:16:49.175 --> 00:16:50.301 He's not the type. 252 00:16:50.385 --> 00:16:52.387 But he's going to fantasise about it. 253 00:16:52.470 --> 00:16:55.515 I think it is really twisted that three days before he marries me 254 00:16:55.598 --> 00:16:58.727 he's off there staring at another woman, thinking about screwing her. 255 00:16:58.810 --> 00:17:01.563 - But that's not the point. - No, it is the point. Aren't I enough? 256 00:17:01.646 --> 00:17:03.940 You don't stop fantasising once you get married. Believe me. 257 00:17:04.024 --> 00:17:06.651 Well, I just want him to fantasise about me. 258 00:17:09.779 --> 00:17:12.282 Okay. You want me to call up some big, greasy hunk 259 00:17:12.365 --> 00:17:14.325 and have him come over here and dance around in a Speedo? 260 00:17:14.409 --> 00:17:17.537 No, no, no. I would hate that. Men are so simplistic. 261 00:17:17.871 --> 00:17:19.330 It takes a little more to excite me 262 00:17:19.414 --> 00:17:21.708 than some naked moron dancing around for money. 263 00:17:21.791 --> 00:17:25.253 It doesn't take a stripper for him to fantasise about somebody else. 264 00:17:25.337 --> 00:17:28.757 The first thing that most men do when they see an attractive woman 265 00:17:28.840 --> 00:17:30.467 is imagine her naked. 266 00:17:31.092 --> 00:17:35.055 I read in my psych class that a man thinks about sex every 12 seconds. 267 00:17:35.263 --> 00:17:37.140 How do they get anything done? 268 00:17:37.223 --> 00:17:39.017 I wonder how many erections do they have a day? 269 00:17:39.100 --> 00:17:40.185 Hundreds. 270 00:17:40.268 --> 00:17:44.397 What ever made me think that I could be in another relationship? 271 00:17:45.190 --> 00:17:47.859 I mean, I am obviously too neurotic. 272 00:17:47.942 --> 00:17:49.152 I'm not gonna go through with it. 273 00:17:49.235 --> 00:17:51.279 A lot of people stop their weddings at the last minute. 274 00:17:51.363 --> 00:17:53.615 - Jamie... - No, I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 275 00:17:53.698 --> 00:17:54.991 Fuck it! 276 00:18:01.539 --> 00:18:03.249 Look, I'm sorry. 277 00:18:10.632 --> 00:18:12.133 I'm cold. 278 00:18:12.634 --> 00:18:15.637 - We're having pizza. - I love your pizza. 279 00:18:15.929 --> 00:18:17.764 Well, let's have pizza. 280 00:18:17.847 --> 00:18:19.599 - I want some pizza. - Pig out. 281 00:18:20.100 --> 00:18:21.226 Isn't it beautiful today? 282 00:18:29.150 --> 00:18:31.528 - Hamburger? - No. 283 00:18:32.362 --> 00:18:33.905 Jerry is crazy about you. 284 00:18:33.988 --> 00:18:36.783 - Yeah. - Just like Bob was crazy about me? 285 00:18:36.908 --> 00:18:39.744 - Bob was an asshole. - Bob was an asshole. 286 00:18:39.828 --> 00:18:42.288 Thanks all of you for telling me that before I married him. 287 00:18:42.372 --> 00:18:43.915 Hey, I told you. You didn't listen. 288 00:18:43.998 --> 00:18:46.418 - You hate everybody. - I like Jerry. 289 00:18:46.876 --> 00:18:50.130 - Got any ginger ale? - You just told me that you'd be furious. 290 00:18:50.213 --> 00:18:53.341 Well, yeah, but I mean, that doesn't mean I don't think he's a good guy. 291 00:18:53.425 --> 00:18:55.468 He's not like Bob or anything. 292 00:18:55.552 --> 00:18:57.303 This smells like feet. Smell that. 293 00:18:57.387 --> 00:18:58.763 Yeah, well, I picked Bob. 294 00:18:58.847 --> 00:19:00.223 I picked Victor, for that matter. 295 00:19:00.306 --> 00:19:02.767 - Hey, did you bring your dress? - How can I trust myself? 296 00:19:02.851 --> 00:19:04.769 - Did you bring your dress? - Yeah, it's in the car. 297 00:19:04.853 --> 00:19:06.730 - Somebody might steal it. - Who cares? 298 00:19:06.813 --> 00:19:09.232 - Is it white? - No. It's bone. 299 00:19:09.315 --> 00:19:11.234 I was just thinking how funny it would be 300 00:19:11.317 --> 00:19:13.486 if we all just, you know, wore the same bridesmaid's dresses 301 00:19:13.570 --> 00:19:15.739 - from your last wedding. - Oh, God. 302 00:19:15.864 --> 00:19:18.366 I let my goddaughter cut mine up for doll clothes. 303 00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:21.619 - I burnt mine. - Oh, come on. They weren't that bad. 304 00:19:21.703 --> 00:19:24.080 Are you kidding? With those sashes? 305 00:19:24.164 --> 00:19:26.666 {Y:i}We looked like we were on Hee Haw. 306 00:19:26.750 --> 00:19:29.336 Oh, God, they were perfect for the time. Come on. 307 00:19:29.419 --> 00:19:31.880 They were really bad. I was just looking at the pictures. 308 00:19:31.963 --> 00:19:34.174 You have the... Oh, my God. I threw mine out. 309 00:19:34.257 --> 00:19:37.427 - Go get them. - Get them. Come on, Georgina. Please. 310 00:19:37.510 --> 00:19:38.845 - Please, please. - Please, please. 311 00:19:38.928 --> 00:19:40.889 Okay. Somebody make another pitcher of margaritas. 312 00:19:40.972 --> 00:19:43.016 I'll make the margaritas. 313 00:19:44.225 --> 00:19:45.352 What? 314 00:19:45.435 --> 00:19:48.021 Georg has a crush on a guy she works with. 315 00:19:48.188 --> 00:19:49.439 - What? - What? 316 00:19:49.731 --> 00:19:52.275 - She told me. He's her sous chef. - What about Chris? 317 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:55.403 I don't know. I'm just telling you what she told me. 318 00:19:56.946 --> 00:19:58.073 Wow. 319 00:20:23.598 --> 00:20:24.724 Hey. 320 00:20:26.851 --> 00:20:30.230 - What you doing? - Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you. 321 00:20:33.566 --> 00:20:34.943 Hop in a minute. 322 00:20:35.026 --> 00:20:37.529 No. Chris, I can't. I can't. Everybody's here. 323 00:20:37.612 --> 00:20:41.866 - So? It's more exciting that way. - No. Really, I can't. 324 00:20:44.411 --> 00:20:46.955 Excuse me for wanting a little affection. 325 00:20:47.497 --> 00:20:49.332 Well, I think it's a little unrealistic of you 326 00:20:49.416 --> 00:20:51.126 to expect me to just jump into bed with you 327 00:20:51.209 --> 00:20:53.503 when all my friends are here. 328 00:20:55.046 --> 00:20:57.799 Are you mad at me or something? I mean... 329 00:20:58.758 --> 00:20:59.801 I'm just preoccupied, you know. 330 00:20:59.884 --> 00:21:02.095 I'm trying to throw a bachelorette party 331 00:21:02.178 --> 00:21:04.347 for somebody who just decided not to get married. 332 00:21:04.431 --> 00:21:05.557 Why? 333 00:21:05.682 --> 00:21:09.019 She's mad at Jerry and, I don't know, I think she's just scared. 334 00:21:09.477 --> 00:21:10.895 She's such a drama queen, man. 335 00:21:10.979 --> 00:21:13.940 You don't even know the whole story, Chris. 336 00:21:14.232 --> 00:21:16.651 You know, she's genuinely upset. 337 00:21:19.070 --> 00:21:23.033 I wish you were as understanding with me as you are with your friends. 338 00:21:24.701 --> 00:21:27.579 I'm just trying to make everybody happy. 339 00:21:34.085 --> 00:21:36.463 Will you come out and join us soon? 340 00:21:38.006 --> 00:21:40.342 I don't really feel like being around everybody right now. 341 00:21:40.425 --> 00:21:43.011 I'm not feeling that great. 342 00:21:45.096 --> 00:21:46.639 Well, get some rest. 343 00:21:57.859 --> 00:21:59.361 Here it is. 344 00:22:01.988 --> 00:22:03.323 Look at this. 345 00:22:03.448 --> 00:22:05.992 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 346 00:22:06.117 --> 00:22:08.995 - Look how fat I am. - You look stunning in that dress. 347 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:11.081 Why did you make me wear pink? 348 00:22:11.456 --> 00:22:12.957 I can't believe it. 349 00:22:13.041 --> 00:22:15.418 - Look how small your boobs are. - I know. 350 00:22:16.336 --> 00:22:19.172 God, look at my ugly hair. Look at my ugly husband. 351 00:22:19.255 --> 00:22:20.340 He wasn't ugly. 352 00:22:20.423 --> 00:22:22.008 - Yes, he was. - Yes, he was. 353 00:22:22.092 --> 00:22:24.636 God, he was an alcoholic leprechaun. 354 00:22:24.719 --> 00:22:28.181 You know, my taste in men stinks. My taste in dresses stinks. 355 00:22:28.264 --> 00:22:30.392 I just have terrible judgement about everything. 356 00:22:30.475 --> 00:22:32.352 No, not anymore. 357 00:22:32.602 --> 00:22:36.106 You wouldn't marry an abusive liar like Victor now, would you? 358 00:22:36.189 --> 00:22:37.732 She wouldn't have married him in the first place 359 00:22:37.816 --> 00:22:39.693 if she'd known he was already married to someone else. 360 00:22:39.776 --> 00:22:41.861 Come on, don't remind me. The only reason I married him 361 00:22:41.945 --> 00:22:44.197 is because he was so completely different than Victor. 362 00:22:44.280 --> 00:22:47.617 That's why I'm fucking Randy. I mean, he's even more fucked up than Mark. 363 00:22:47.701 --> 00:22:51.371 - I do everything ass backwards. - What did she just say? 364 00:22:51.454 --> 00:22:53.289 Something about Mark fucking her in the ass. 365 00:22:53.373 --> 00:22:55.000 I didn't know Mark had it in him. 366 00:22:55.083 --> 00:22:58.253 - I didn't think Bob was that bad. - Oh, God. He was withholding and cold. 367 00:22:58.336 --> 00:23:00.422 I'd rather be screamed at than ignored. 368 00:23:00.505 --> 00:23:02.465 Well, Jerry certainly doesn't ignore you. 369 00:23:02.549 --> 00:23:05.301 Yeah. He worships you. It's sickening. 370 00:23:05.385 --> 00:23:08.471 - Is that my car alarm? - There goes your dress. 371 00:23:08.596 --> 00:23:10.223 Jesus. 372 00:23:12.017 --> 00:23:14.602 Wow, I guess she still wants her dress. 373 00:23:31.161 --> 00:23:33.121 - Here it is. - It's pretty. 374 00:23:33.204 --> 00:23:34.706 - Nice. - It's beautiful. 375 00:23:34.789 --> 00:23:36.374 It's not bone, it's champagne. 376 00:23:36.458 --> 00:23:39.502 - I hope I can return it. I had it altered. - Try it on. 377 00:23:39.586 --> 00:23:41.463 I mean, since we're not gonna get to see it later. 378 00:23:41.546 --> 00:23:43.048 - Yeah. - Come on. 379 00:23:43.131 --> 00:23:44.883 - Just try it on. - Put it on. 380 00:23:45.175 --> 00:23:46.634 Try it on. 381 00:23:47.344 --> 00:23:48.470 Okay. 382 00:23:59.439 --> 00:24:02.484 This is just her insecurity getting the best of her. 383 00:24:02.859 --> 00:24:06.613 I mean, after all, she's gotten all her validation from her looks 384 00:24:06.696 --> 00:24:09.199 and now she's getting older. 385 00:24:09.407 --> 00:24:12.327 Maybe she's just having second thoughts about him. 386 00:24:13.370 --> 00:24:16.664 I remember waking up and finding Don totally repulsive 387 00:24:16.748 --> 00:24:18.041 right before we got married 388 00:24:18.124 --> 00:24:20.794 and then I accused him of not loving me. 389 00:24:20.877 --> 00:24:23.296 - That's awful. - It's normal. 390 00:24:23.672 --> 00:24:25.757 What are you guys whispering about? 391 00:24:25.840 --> 00:24:28.718 Just wondering if you invited Bob to the wedding. 392 00:24:29.219 --> 00:24:30.637 Very funny. 393 00:24:31.137 --> 00:24:34.432 Did I tell you that I found out that he did get married again? 394 00:24:34.516 --> 00:24:36.851 That explains that stupid annulment attempt. 395 00:24:36.935 --> 00:24:37.977 What? 396 00:24:38.061 --> 00:24:41.481 Yeah. I get this letter from his priest asking me to sign something 397 00:24:41.564 --> 00:24:43.817 that says that we were never married in the eyes of God 398 00:24:43.900 --> 00:24:46.027 because we didn't have a Catholic wedding. 399 00:24:46.111 --> 00:24:48.863 - What a hypocrite. - What did you say? 400 00:24:49.072 --> 00:24:50.281 Well, I said, 401 00:24:50.615 --> 00:24:53.660 "As long as you're having my marriage annulled, 402 00:24:53.743 --> 00:24:56.371 "can I have my herpes annulled, too?" 403 00:24:56.830 --> 00:25:00.583 - Bob gave you herpes? - Yeah. Ironic, huh? 404 00:25:01.209 --> 00:25:04.713 After all those sleaze bags that I slept with in my twenties, 405 00:25:04.796 --> 00:25:07.924 and then I get it from my boring little ex-husband. 406 00:25:14.389 --> 00:25:16.307 Oh, that's beautiful. 407 00:25:16.558 --> 00:25:19.185 - You look beautiful. - So beautiful. 408 00:25:19.477 --> 00:25:21.521 Oh, wait! I forgot my shoes. 409 00:25:25.275 --> 00:25:28.403 I am not accusing you of anything! I asked you one simple question! 410 00:25:28.486 --> 00:25:30.321 Well, I'm sick of your goddamn questions! 411 00:25:30.405 --> 00:25:32.574 I saw you talking to her! I saw you! 412 00:25:32.657 --> 00:25:35.785 Georgina, your neighbours are about to kill each other. 413 00:25:35.952 --> 00:25:37.912 I would rather talk to her than you, goddamn it. 414 00:25:37.996 --> 00:25:39.706 - She's in her underwear. - Fuck you! 415 00:25:39.831 --> 00:25:42.751 - Oh, my God. She just slapped him. - Good. He's a pig. 416 00:25:42.834 --> 00:25:45.754 - How do you know? - You can tell by looking at him. 417 00:25:46.421 --> 00:25:48.298 - I'm sick of you! Stop it! - Bitch! 418 00:25:48.381 --> 00:25:51.551 I just wanna talk to you! God, what is your problem? 419 00:25:51.634 --> 00:25:55.096 - I said I'm sorry! Don't go! Please! - Get away from me. 420 00:25:55.180 --> 00:25:57.849 I wanna talk to you. Stay here. 421 00:25:57.932 --> 00:25:59.893 - Get away! - Let him go! 422 00:25:59.976 --> 00:26:03.104 - No! No! - Get off my goddamn car! 423 00:26:03.188 --> 00:26:05.273 Stay here! I just wanna talk to you! 424 00:26:07.150 --> 00:26:08.860 No! I love you! 425 00:26:08.985 --> 00:26:10.445 - She's so desperate. - She is crazy. 426 00:26:10.528 --> 00:26:12.572 They do this all the time. 427 00:26:13.865 --> 00:26:15.617 That's marriage for you. 428 00:26:15.700 --> 00:26:18.411 - My marriage isn't like that. - Are you happily married, Jill? 429 00:26:18.495 --> 00:26:20.288 Tell me honestly, are you? 430 00:26:22.624 --> 00:26:24.084 She's never happy. 431 00:26:24.209 --> 00:26:26.711 It has nothing to do with her marriage. 432 00:26:27.212 --> 00:26:28.630 Jamie, for God's sakes. 433 00:26:28.713 --> 00:26:30.965 You don't understand. I've done that. 434 00:26:31.049 --> 00:26:32.759 - When? - With Bob. 435 00:26:32.842 --> 00:26:34.344 What did you do? 436 00:26:35.929 --> 00:26:38.973 Well, it was just the lowest point in my whole life. 437 00:26:40.975 --> 00:26:43.395 {Y:i}Bob had moved out, and there I was 438 00:26:43.478 --> 00:26:45.397 {Y:i}holed up in our newly decorated house 439 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.858 {Y:i}which, by that time, seemed like Amityville. 440 00:26:49.025 --> 00:26:52.487 {Y:i}He called to say that he was coming by to pick up some of his stuff. 441 00:26:52.570 --> 00:26:54.781 {Y:i}I don't know what I was thinking but 442 00:26:54.989 --> 00:26:58.868 {Y:i}I had it in my head I would seduce him 443 00:26:58.952 --> 00:27:00.704 {Y:i}and he would want me back. 444 00:27:01.830 --> 00:27:03.373 Bob. 445 00:27:06.501 --> 00:27:09.713 - What are you doing here? - I'm taking my pots. 446 00:27:10.046 --> 00:27:11.214 What? 447 00:27:11.423 --> 00:27:14.384 The pots are mine. The plants are yours. 448 00:27:14.634 --> 00:27:17.095 Bob, the plants are gonna die. 449 00:27:17.178 --> 00:27:21.474 - Get some new pots. - Have you lost your mind? 450 00:27:22.809 --> 00:27:25.854 Bob, look at me. 451 00:27:26.396 --> 00:27:29.024 What are you doing outside in your underwear? 452 00:27:29.107 --> 00:27:31.526 - Go inside. - I can't believe this. 453 00:27:31.609 --> 00:27:34.029 You don't even come in and say hello. 454 00:27:34.154 --> 00:27:35.655 The neighbours can see you. 455 00:27:35.739 --> 00:27:36.865 Bob. 456 00:27:37.407 --> 00:27:40.744 Go inside. I'll be in in a minute. 457 00:27:45.123 --> 00:27:47.751 Honey, don't be like this. Talk to me. 458 00:27:47.834 --> 00:27:49.377 I've said everything. 459 00:27:49.961 --> 00:27:52.714 Why are you running around like that? Put some clothes on. 460 00:27:52.797 --> 00:27:56.217 Give it to me. You've broken the bloody flag! 461 00:27:56.301 --> 00:27:59.637 Jesus. Jesus, Bob. You said we were gonna be friends. 462 00:28:04.601 --> 00:28:07.312 So, how's work? 463 00:28:07.520 --> 00:28:11.191 {Y:i}Fine. They're doing a movie of Hogan's Heroes and I got a call-back. 464 00:28:11.274 --> 00:28:12.525 That's great. 465 00:28:12.942 --> 00:28:14.736 Bob, honey. 466 00:28:17.697 --> 00:28:20.742 - Jamie, stop it. - I miss you. 467 00:28:23.620 --> 00:28:24.954 I'm late. 468 00:28:27.248 --> 00:28:29.542 I don't understand how you can just suddenly hate me. 469 00:28:29.626 --> 00:28:33.088 I don't hate you. I don't feel anything for you at all. 470 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:35.382 Yes, you do! 471 00:28:49.604 --> 00:28:54.734 - Haven't you any pride? - Bob, Bob. 472 00:29:07.747 --> 00:29:08.915 Bob? 473 00:29:16.464 --> 00:29:19.050 - Hi. - Who are you? 474 00:29:23.013 --> 00:29:24.514 I'm Jeff from Greenpeace. 475 00:29:24.597 --> 00:29:25.849 "You might have heard about us. 476 00:29:25.932 --> 00:29:29.686 "We are the largest environmental organisation in the world. 477 00:29:29.853 --> 00:29:34.482 "We are famous for our work with whales, seals and ocean pollution." 478 00:29:39.612 --> 00:29:42.949 And I live up in the green house at the top of the street. 479 00:29:43.366 --> 00:29:46.202 - My mom's at a neighbourhood watch. - Right. 480 00:29:48.621 --> 00:29:51.374 "Did you know that whales are still being hunted 481 00:29:51.458 --> 00:29:53.209 "in certain unpatrolled waters 482 00:29:53.293 --> 00:29:55.086 "and brutally slaughtered?" 483 00:30:00.091 --> 00:30:01.718 It's okay though. 484 00:30:02.469 --> 00:30:03.970 Ma'am, you... 485 00:30:04.054 --> 00:30:06.181 Ma'am, contributions... 486 00:30:06.264 --> 00:30:08.475 "Contributions of $25 or more 487 00:30:08.558 --> 00:30:13.396 "from generous people like you help us stop the useless and cruel clubbing 488 00:30:13.605 --> 00:30:15.857 "of innocent baby harp seals 489 00:30:17.150 --> 00:30:19.235 "which are primarily used to make cheap"... 490 00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:20.695 These cheap key chains. 491 00:30:20.779 --> 00:30:23.531 Stop, stop. Come on in. I'll write you a cheque. 492 00:30:31.623 --> 00:30:33.875 Let me get my purse. 493 00:30:42.384 --> 00:30:44.302 Okay. I'm gonna find it. 494 00:30:47.389 --> 00:30:50.684 Oh, I remember your mom now. Jackie, right? 495 00:30:50.767 --> 00:30:52.602 - Janet. - Right. 496 00:30:53.603 --> 00:30:57.440 Damn it, where is it? This place is such a mess. 497 00:30:58.274 --> 00:30:59.651 Excuse me. 498 00:31:00.151 --> 00:31:03.154 Here I am, wandering around like this. 499 00:31:05.824 --> 00:31:08.702 Are you all right? You seem a little bummed. 500 00:31:09.744 --> 00:31:11.538 You could say that. 501 00:31:13.331 --> 00:31:14.666 That's too bad. 502 00:31:16.710 --> 00:31:20.046 You look really nice in that thing, anyway. 503 00:31:23.383 --> 00:31:24.759 Thank you. 504 00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:14.768 There's my purse. 505 00:32:17.312 --> 00:32:20.106 - Okay. - Could you hand it to me? 506 00:32:23.818 --> 00:32:24.944 Sure. 507 00:32:42.837 --> 00:32:47.008 - Is "Greenpeace" one word? - Yeah. Here. 508 00:33:01.981 --> 00:33:03.274 Here. 509 00:33:05.527 --> 00:33:08.279 Thanks. That's very generous of you. 510 00:33:11.825 --> 00:33:15.412 Look, do you want to get something to eat or something... 511 00:33:16.454 --> 00:33:19.290 That's very sweet of you, 512 00:33:21.584 --> 00:33:23.920 but you better get back to your work. 513 00:33:26.089 --> 00:33:27.257 Yeah. 514 00:33:30.802 --> 00:33:34.764 Look, have a nice evening. 515 00:33:34.848 --> 00:33:39.060 - Thanks. Say hello to your mom. - Okay. 516 00:33:49.821 --> 00:33:50.989 Wow. 517 00:33:51.072 --> 00:33:53.700 You actually said that, "Say hi to your mom"? 518 00:33:53.783 --> 00:33:55.285 Can you believe it? 519 00:33:57.412 --> 00:33:59.330 Get off my goddamn car, Kim! 520 00:34:01.750 --> 00:34:04.127 - I love you! - Kim, get in the house! 521 00:34:04.210 --> 00:34:06.463 - Oh, my God! - What? 522 00:34:06.546 --> 00:34:07.964 The pizzas! 523 00:34:08.048 --> 00:34:11.134 - Oh, shit. - Shit. 524 00:34:11.259 --> 00:34:13.553 Oh, no! 525 00:34:13.636 --> 00:34:15.055 Put it out. 526 00:34:17.057 --> 00:34:20.143 Oh, no. What a waste. 527 00:34:20.226 --> 00:34:21.353 They're horrible. 528 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:22.645 So what? We'll get takeout. 529 00:34:22.729 --> 00:34:24.522 No, but these would've been so much better. 530 00:34:24.606 --> 00:34:25.982 You better change out of that dress. 531 00:34:26.066 --> 00:34:28.693 - Was the sex good? - Yeah. Untie me. 532 00:34:28.902 --> 00:34:30.737 You know, it was like when you're starving 533 00:34:30.820 --> 00:34:34.407 and you want a big, greasy hamburger, but, you know, later you feel sick. 534 00:34:34.491 --> 00:34:36.451 That's so hot to have a young, beautiful boy 535 00:34:36.534 --> 00:34:38.870 totally dependent on you to tell him what to do. 536 00:34:38.953 --> 00:34:43.166 - This guy knew what to do, believe me. - I'd like a young boy on my pizza. 537 00:34:43.249 --> 00:34:46.753 - But will a young boy like you? - Hey, I'm not dead yet. 538 00:34:49.756 --> 00:34:53.802 You know, I remember freaking out right before I married Don 539 00:34:54.177 --> 00:34:56.596 because I would never be able to have sex with anybody else 540 00:34:56.680 --> 00:34:59.683 for the rest of my life, let alone kiss anybody. 541 00:35:00.058 --> 00:35:03.061 - Do you think that's what's scaring you? - No, I've kissed enough people. 542 00:35:03.144 --> 00:35:07.399 Besides, I don't feel restricted with Jerry. I mean, he's very experimental. 543 00:35:08.566 --> 00:35:11.319 You ready to give somebody like that up? 544 00:35:11.403 --> 00:35:15.198 He's probably off experimenting with some sleazy stripper right now. 545 00:35:15.615 --> 00:35:17.951 So how much you think that jukebox takes in? 546 00:35:18.034 --> 00:35:20.203 - Per night or per month? - Whatever. 547 00:35:20.286 --> 00:35:24.499 Well, you figure four songs for a dollar, song's three, four minutes long. 548 00:35:24.582 --> 00:35:28.169 - It's active six hours a night. - It's about 100 songs an evening. 549 00:35:28.253 --> 00:35:30.255 Is that a Wednesday night or a Saturday night? 550 00:35:30.338 --> 00:35:31.965 We're talking aggregate. We're talking a whole week. 551 00:35:32.048 --> 00:35:34.592 - Nobody said aggregate. - We're speaking aggregate. 552 00:35:36.219 --> 00:35:37.762 Check it out. 553 00:35:38.888 --> 00:35:40.682 $132.50 a week. 554 00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:44.436 You know who was really kinky 555 00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.146 - was Jay. - Jay? 556 00:35:46.229 --> 00:35:48.231 He was the first person who ever spanked me. 557 00:35:48.314 --> 00:35:50.275 Oh, Jesus. Do we really have to hear this? 558 00:35:50.358 --> 00:35:51.901 It was so much fun. 559 00:35:51.985 --> 00:35:53.319 The big jerk. I still hate him. 560 00:35:53.403 --> 00:35:54.863 Why don't you call him and hang up on him? 561 00:35:54.946 --> 00:35:57.532 I can't. I drove him to an unlisted number. 562 00:35:57.615 --> 00:36:01.745 Are you serious? Jill, that is so immature. 563 00:36:02.370 --> 00:36:03.705 What did he do to you? 564 00:36:03.788 --> 00:36:06.374 For one thing, he tried to have a three-way with me and Jamie. 565 00:36:06.458 --> 00:36:09.085 When we said no, he broke up with me and tried to go out with Jamie. 566 00:36:09.169 --> 00:36:10.920 - True. - I didn't know that. 567 00:36:11.004 --> 00:36:14.507 What made Jay think you guys would have a three-way with him? 568 00:36:15.717 --> 00:36:17.469 You two are so coy. 569 00:36:18.094 --> 00:36:19.387 What? 570 00:36:19.471 --> 00:36:21.473 - Nothing. - What? 571 00:36:21.723 --> 00:36:24.768 No, it was just something that happened once when we were both at UCLA. 572 00:36:24.851 --> 00:36:26.061 - It was stupid. - Stupid. 573 00:36:26.144 --> 00:36:28.271 - I've heard this story. - How come I didn't hear it? 574 00:36:28.355 --> 00:36:31.733 You were at Mount Holypoke, or whatever that hoity-toity school was. 575 00:36:31.816 --> 00:36:35.070 Hey, didn't you have any nubile lesbian experiences there? 576 00:36:35.153 --> 00:36:38.448 Shut up! Yeah, sure. You know I didn't. Stop changing the subject. 577 00:36:38.531 --> 00:36:40.408 What happened when you guys were at UCLA? 578 00:36:40.492 --> 00:36:42.994 - It's too personal. - Now, that's a first. 579 00:36:43.161 --> 00:36:45.121 - Come on, tell! - No, it was stupid. 580 00:36:45.205 --> 00:36:47.040 - I'll tell. - You slut. 581 00:36:47.832 --> 00:36:49.834 We were living in that building in Palms. 582 00:36:49.918 --> 00:36:52.629 And Jamie was dating this guy from USC... 583 00:36:52.796 --> 00:36:54.714 Well, she wasn't dating him. She was exploiting him. 584 00:36:54.798 --> 00:36:56.966 Come on, he was cute, but nobody you'd ever fall in love with. 585 00:36:57.050 --> 00:36:59.844 {Y:i}So, it didn't matter. It was the '70s. There was no AIDS. 586 00:36:59.928 --> 00:37:03.556 {Y:i}Everybody was fucking each other and wearing too much lip gloss. 587 00:37:04.349 --> 00:37:07.018 {Y:i}He looked kind of like a Jewish Jim Morrison. 588 00:37:42.053 --> 00:37:43.596 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 589 00:37:50.979 --> 00:37:52.105 Shit. 590 00:38:08.538 --> 00:38:11.416 {Y:i}I can't believe you guys had a three-way. 591 00:38:13.209 --> 00:38:14.419 Was it great? 592 00:38:14.502 --> 00:38:17.255 No, it was stupid. We knew each other too well. 593 00:38:17.339 --> 00:38:19.215 It was kind of incestuous. 594 00:38:19.883 --> 00:38:21.634 What ever happened to him? 595 00:38:21.926 --> 00:38:24.596 He's an agent with the William Morris Agency. 596 00:38:27.182 --> 00:38:28.683 Rachel, can I borrow your comb? 597 00:38:28.767 --> 00:38:31.186 God, I remember, we had to go to Frederick's of Hollywood 598 00:38:31.269 --> 00:38:32.395 to get those garter belts. 599 00:38:32.479 --> 00:38:35.273 You couldn't even get, like, sexy lingerie in department stores then. 600 00:38:35.357 --> 00:38:38.234 - Who even wears garter belts anymore? - I do. 601 00:38:38.318 --> 00:38:39.611 You slut. 602 00:38:39.694 --> 00:38:42.697 You know what I hate is that cheesy lingerie catalogue. 603 00:38:42.781 --> 00:38:44.449 I know. They're all air-brushed and perfect. 604 00:38:44.532 --> 00:38:46.242 - No one looks like that. - I do. 605 00:38:46.326 --> 00:38:49.829 Those perfect little models with those teddies on that nobody ever wears. 606 00:38:49.913 --> 00:38:52.457 There's never a drop of discharge on them. 607 00:38:53.958 --> 00:38:55.377 It makes me feel so inadequate. 608 00:38:55.460 --> 00:38:58.421 Do you remember when we talked Mom into buying that first black bra? 609 00:38:58.505 --> 00:39:00.924 Oh, God, she thought it was so racy. 610 00:39:01.257 --> 00:39:04.260 That was the time we went shopping for your first bra. 611 00:39:04.344 --> 00:39:06.930 - I was so jealous of you. - I developed first. 612 00:39:07.013 --> 00:39:09.641 - You're older. - Not by much. 613 00:39:12.894 --> 00:39:14.020 What? 614 00:39:14.104 --> 00:39:16.314 - We tried... - What? 615 00:39:16.398 --> 00:39:18.316 Come on, spit it out. 616 00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.610 We finally convinced her to try a tampon. 617 00:39:20.694 --> 00:39:23.238 And she didn't know that she was supposed to take the applicator out. 618 00:39:23.321 --> 00:39:25.448 So she left it in. And she came out and she sat on the couch, 619 00:39:25.532 --> 00:39:27.909 and then she shot six feet in the air. 620 00:39:32.706 --> 00:39:36.167 - Jill, Jill. - What is that? 621 00:39:38.503 --> 00:39:41.006 It's the sound my mother makes when she comes. 622 00:39:43.591 --> 00:39:46.302 - You heard her? - She heard her mother? 623 00:39:54.561 --> 00:39:55.937 Oh, my God, what if it's Randy? 624 00:39:56.021 --> 00:39:58.648 - Oh, Marcy, for God's sake. - Relax. 625 00:39:58.732 --> 00:40:00.567 Don't open the door. 626 00:40:01.818 --> 00:40:02.986 Sorry. 627 00:40:03.153 --> 00:40:05.155 It's the pizza. 628 00:40:05.572 --> 00:40:08.116 - Good, I'm starving. - I'm stuffed. 629 00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:09.993 Let me get you some money. 630 00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:14.289 - Hi. - Hi. 631 00:40:14.664 --> 00:40:17.959 Oh, my God. Don't let Jamie near him. 632 00:40:18.043 --> 00:40:21.129 - Is this a joke? Are you a stripper? - Pardon? 633 00:40:21.296 --> 00:40:23.423 Don't listen to her. Here. 634 00:40:24.257 --> 00:40:26.259 - Keep the change. - Thanks. 635 00:40:27.635 --> 00:40:30.096 - Guys having a party? - No, Jamie's getting married. 636 00:40:30.180 --> 00:40:31.681 - No, I'm not. - Third time. 637 00:40:31.765 --> 00:40:32.807 Thanks, Jill. 638 00:40:32.891 --> 00:40:37.604 {Y:i}Wait a minute. I know you. You were in Cadet Academy. 639 00:40:39.439 --> 00:40:43.234 - Am I right? That was you, right? - Yeah, I'm afraid it was. Yeah. 640 00:40:43.985 --> 00:40:45.236 Shut up. 641 00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:48.156 You looked so cute in that uniform. You were my favourite cadet. 642 00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:49.616 Gee, thanks. 643 00:40:52.160 --> 00:40:54.162 Well, hey, congratulations. 644 00:40:55.997 --> 00:40:57.916 - Thanks. - See you. 645 00:40:58.291 --> 00:40:59.417 Bye. 646 00:41:01.252 --> 00:41:05.382 - Oh, my God! He was cute. - Yeah, like a Michelangelo. 647 00:41:05.465 --> 00:41:06.675 I need to pee. 648 00:41:08.259 --> 00:41:12.222 You see? I bet you had a fantasy going about him. 649 00:41:12.305 --> 00:41:13.473 No, I didn't. 650 00:41:13.556 --> 00:41:16.726 I can admire somebody's looks without having to see them naked. 651 00:41:16.810 --> 00:41:19.187 - I'd like to see him naked. - What? 652 00:41:20.522 --> 00:41:23.817 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Club soda and salt. Quick! 653 00:41:27.779 --> 00:41:28.947 Hey. 654 00:41:29.781 --> 00:41:31.157 Calm down, it's just me. 655 00:41:31.241 --> 00:41:32.909 I'm sorry. I came out the wrong door. 656 00:41:32.992 --> 00:41:36.705 - I'm sorry. I forgot you were in here. - Nice dress. 657 00:41:37.163 --> 00:41:38.748 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 658 00:41:39.582 --> 00:41:42.627 - It's from Loehmann's. - Loehmann's? 659 00:41:42.794 --> 00:41:45.797 Oh, God. My mom used to take me there when I was little. 660 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:48.008 She still thinks those open changing rooms 661 00:41:48.091 --> 00:41:49.843 are the cause of me being a lesbian. 662 00:41:51.094 --> 00:41:52.721 Are you serious? 663 00:41:53.221 --> 00:41:54.431 No. 664 00:41:58.643 --> 00:42:00.437 I better get back. 665 00:42:01.855 --> 00:42:03.106 Yeah, right. Okay. 666 00:42:12.949 --> 00:42:15.076 Don't worry. We got it out. 667 00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:19.789 We really did. See, it'll never show. 668 00:42:19.873 --> 00:42:21.916 Besides, it's right where you hold your flowers. 669 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.877 I mean, you know, if... 670 00:42:24.586 --> 00:42:26.838 It's just another sign. 671 00:42:27.130 --> 00:42:31.259 - Jamie, don't be ridiculous. - What are you doing? 672 00:42:31.343 --> 00:42:33.428 - I don't eat cheese. - Since when? 673 00:42:33.511 --> 00:42:36.264 After I broke up with Mark. Got a colonic. 674 00:42:36.473 --> 00:42:39.934 Mark used to tell me I have these saddle bags and a Christmas package. 675 00:42:40.018 --> 00:42:41.853 Now what is a Christmas package? 676 00:42:41.936 --> 00:42:44.481 That bulge that starts at your pubic hair. 677 00:42:44.564 --> 00:42:46.274 Mark used to call it my Christmas package. 678 00:42:46.358 --> 00:42:48.193 What a jerk. You have a great body. 679 00:42:48.276 --> 00:42:51.112 Thank you. It doesn't matter. Now if anybody tells me I'm fat, 680 00:42:51.196 --> 00:42:52.822 I just feel like killing myself. 681 00:42:52.906 --> 00:42:54.741 I know what you mean. 682 00:42:54.824 --> 00:42:56.785 I can't even masturbate when I feel fat. 683 00:42:56.868 --> 00:42:58.328 Everything with you always comes back to sex. 684 00:42:58.411 --> 00:43:00.330 You know when I hate myself, I still masturbate 685 00:43:00.413 --> 00:43:01.998 but I have really masochistic fantasies. 686 00:43:02.082 --> 00:43:05.085 You see? You think you're gonna stop doing that just 'cause you get married? 687 00:43:05.168 --> 00:43:08.254 No, but they're abstract. They're not about anybody in particular. 688 00:43:08.338 --> 00:43:10.173 I went out with this really smug French guy once 689 00:43:10.256 --> 00:43:11.883 who thought he knew everything about women. 690 00:43:11.966 --> 00:43:13.218 I gotta pee now. 691 00:43:13.301 --> 00:43:15.720 And he insisted that all women have one fantasy. 692 00:43:16.388 --> 00:43:21.226 A man comes home, he brings roses and champagne to his woman, 693 00:43:21.309 --> 00:43:22.769 then he tells her that he loves her... 694 00:43:22.852 --> 00:43:25.605 - Are you sure he wasn't Italian? - He was European. 695 00:43:25.689 --> 00:43:27.732 He tells her that he loves her 696 00:43:27.816 --> 00:43:30.652 and she's the most beautiful thing in the world. 697 00:43:30.777 --> 00:43:33.321 - And that's it. - Sounds good to me. 698 00:43:33.488 --> 00:43:37.409 I hate roses. My fantasies are so much more explicit. 699 00:43:37.492 --> 00:43:39.285 I mean, I disgust myself sometimes. 700 00:43:40.870 --> 00:43:45.417 {Y:i}Did you guys read that Nancy Friday book My Secret Garden of Fantasies? 701 00:43:45.500 --> 00:43:46.960 I read that. 702 00:43:47.419 --> 00:43:51.506 It's broken into all kinds of categories, you know, sadomasochism and incest. 703 00:43:51.589 --> 00:43:54.009 There's even an animal category. 704 00:43:54.592 --> 00:43:57.178 You know, Victor tried to hump his cocker spaniel, Lucky, 705 00:43:57.262 --> 00:44:00.640 - when he was little. - No! Did he really? 706 00:44:00.724 --> 00:44:02.183 - That's disgusting. - Yuck! 707 00:44:02.267 --> 00:44:04.394 - What? - Tina farted! 708 00:44:07.439 --> 00:44:09.774 You know, I remember that Nancy Friday book. 709 00:44:09.858 --> 00:44:12.652 There was this nun fantasy in it that was really perverse. 710 00:44:12.736 --> 00:44:16.406 Please don't say anything about a nun. There's nothing sexy about a nun. 711 00:44:16.489 --> 00:44:20.076 Come on. I'd like to look up some nun's habit and pleasure her. 712 00:44:20.160 --> 00:44:23.621 I did a nun once. An ex-nun. 713 00:44:23.913 --> 00:44:26.916 And she lost her virginity to her mother superior. 714 00:44:27.876 --> 00:44:30.295 Some of my fantasies are so weird. 715 00:44:30.712 --> 00:44:33.173 - I wonder where they come from. - Twisted childhoods. 716 00:44:33.256 --> 00:44:35.508 You didn't have a twisted childhood. 717 00:44:35.759 --> 00:44:38.928 I always feel guilty after my masochistic fantasies. 718 00:44:39.012 --> 00:44:42.432 I don't know. What do you do when you're politically correct 719 00:44:42.515 --> 00:44:44.601 but your masturbation fantasies aren't? 720 00:44:44.684 --> 00:44:47.604 - I just hate any kind of pain. - It's not about pain. 721 00:44:47.687 --> 00:44:49.105 I'm sorry. 722 00:44:49.356 --> 00:44:51.608 - I didn't know you were still in here. - It's all yours. 723 00:44:51.691 --> 00:44:54.569 I got something on my shirt. I gotta go change. 724 00:47:22.133 --> 00:47:24.636 - I knew it! You are smoking again. - Mind your own business! 725 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:26.304 - This is my first one in six months. - Oh, God. 726 00:47:26.388 --> 00:47:29.015 I've had a very long stressful day and it's not easy being around you. 727 00:47:29.099 --> 00:47:30.350 Your breath stinks. Oh, what? What did I do? 728 00:47:30.433 --> 00:47:31.726 Just because I don't want to take care of you 729 00:47:31.810 --> 00:47:33.895 when you're riddled with emphysema... 730 00:47:33.978 --> 00:47:37.065 - Guys, you're gonna wake up Chris. - I'm awake. 731 00:47:37.148 --> 00:47:38.316 - Sorry. - Sorry. 732 00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:40.193 Sorry, honey. 733 00:47:43.196 --> 00:47:44.906 - Why didn't you lock the door? - Jill, stop screaming. 734 00:47:44.989 --> 00:47:46.908 I didn't know you would come barging in without knocking. 735 00:47:46.991 --> 00:47:49.369 Do you remember how Desi used to spank Lucy? 736 00:47:49.452 --> 00:47:50.537 Yeah! 737 00:47:50.620 --> 00:47:52.914 I thought that I would grow up to have a husband who spanked me. 738 00:47:52.997 --> 00:47:55.875 Oh! Do you know what used to get to me was Catwoman. 739 00:47:55.959 --> 00:47:58.586 Remember... Remember she used to tie people up? 740 00:47:58.670 --> 00:48:00.380 I told my parents that when I watched that, 741 00:48:00.463 --> 00:48:01.881 it made me feel all funny inside. 742 00:48:01.965 --> 00:48:03.842 They made me stop watching it. 743 00:48:03.925 --> 00:48:06.261 Rachel and I have these cousins, twin boys. 744 00:48:06.344 --> 00:48:08.763 And whenever they came over, we used to play this secret game 745 00:48:08.847 --> 00:48:09.973 where they tied me up. 746 00:48:10.056 --> 00:48:12.100 I loved it! "Let me go, let me go!" 747 00:48:12.183 --> 00:48:14.936 Michael and Mitchell used to tie you up? Where was I? 748 00:48:15.020 --> 00:48:18.356 I don't know. You were amusing the adults with an impromptu piano recital. 749 00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:20.567 I didn't even masturbate until after I had sex. 750 00:48:20.650 --> 00:48:23.028 Are you kidding? I started when I was four. 751 00:48:23.111 --> 00:48:24.195 - Four? - Four? 752 00:48:24.279 --> 00:48:26.823 {Y:i}My babysitter caught me humping my Mother Goose book. 753 00:48:28.324 --> 00:48:31.286 I've never found a dick as hard as that book. 754 00:48:31.828 --> 00:48:35.123 {Y:i}Hey, I never masturbated until I read that book, Our Bodies, Ourselves. 755 00:48:35.206 --> 00:48:36.791 - Oh, I read that. - I read that. 756 00:48:36.875 --> 00:48:39.210 I had to get out a mirror and find my clitoris and everything! 757 00:48:39.294 --> 00:48:40.754 Did you really do that? 758 00:48:40.837 --> 00:48:42.130 I couldn't find it. 759 00:48:42.213 --> 00:48:45.133 - Is it clitoris or is it clitoris? - Clitoris. 760 00:48:45.216 --> 00:48:46.551 Wanna know something else? 761 00:48:46.634 --> 00:48:49.346 I don't think I've ever had an orgasm during sex. 762 00:48:49.429 --> 00:48:50.597 - Really? - What! 763 00:48:50.680 --> 00:48:52.474 I don't think so. 764 00:48:52.557 --> 00:48:55.769 You know, I bet those systems analysts are talking about sex right now. 765 00:48:56.144 --> 00:48:59.564 What's the least amount of money you would stick your hand in a toilet for? 766 00:48:59.647 --> 00:49:03.193 That depends! We talking about my toilet or somebody else's toilet? 767 00:49:03.276 --> 00:49:05.278 Yeah, and is it clean or does it have turds floating in it? 768 00:49:05.362 --> 00:49:08.782 We're talking about a clean public toilet. Would you go after a quarter? 769 00:49:08.865 --> 00:49:11.618 - No, I wouldn't go after a quarter. - Would you go after $5? 770 00:49:11.701 --> 00:49:13.161 - No. - I'd go after $5. 771 00:49:13.244 --> 00:49:14.704 - How about $10? - No. 772 00:49:14.788 --> 00:49:16.664 How about $20? 773 00:49:16.748 --> 00:49:17.874 Yes. 774 00:49:17.957 --> 00:49:20.627 I don't really like vibrators. They make me feel awkward. 775 00:49:20.710 --> 00:49:22.295 Yeah, I've never owned a vibrator. 776 00:49:22.379 --> 00:49:24.339 Did you know that Mom sent me one when I was at UCLA 777 00:49:24.422 --> 00:49:25.465 and Tom dumped me? 778 00:49:25.548 --> 00:49:27.550 Mother sent you a vibrator? 779 00:49:27.634 --> 00:49:30.345 She wanted me to be satisfied but not sleep around. 780 00:49:30.428 --> 00:49:33.264 My gosh! My mom would never send me a vibrator. 781 00:49:33.348 --> 00:49:34.933 Oh, she'd just gotten divorced. 782 00:49:35.016 --> 00:49:37.310 She was going through her... 783 00:49:38.228 --> 00:49:40.188 She never sent me a vibrator. 784 00:49:40.271 --> 00:49:42.232 I believe you were too busy comforting Daddy 785 00:49:42.315 --> 00:49:43.900 and not speaking to her at the time. 786 00:49:43.983 --> 00:49:45.694 Well, somebody had to. He was devastated. 787 00:49:45.777 --> 00:49:47.320 Oh, thank God his favourite daughter was around. 788 00:49:47.404 --> 00:49:49.030 Oh, let's please not start that. 789 00:49:49.114 --> 00:49:50.323 You know what? 790 00:49:50.407 --> 00:49:52.492 I used to have this little pillow when I was little 791 00:49:52.575 --> 00:49:53.827 with a little happy face on it 792 00:49:53.910 --> 00:49:57.080 and I used to make out with it and pretend it was David Cassidy. 793 00:49:57.163 --> 00:49:59.582 - You were obsessed with him! - We all were. 794 00:50:00.083 --> 00:50:03.628 You know, I had the most erotic dream about him once. 795 00:50:03.837 --> 00:50:05.588 I did. I know it doesn't sound like much, 796 00:50:05.672 --> 00:50:09.467 but it's probably the sexiest dream I ever had. 797 00:50:10.301 --> 00:50:11.594 So? Come on. 798 00:50:11.761 --> 00:50:13.221 Well... 799 00:50:13.304 --> 00:50:18.435 He's at the top of this really long flight of stairs. 800 00:50:18.727 --> 00:50:21.563 And I felt like I had to climb forever. 801 00:50:22.063 --> 00:50:27.068 And then when I got there, he was wearing these leather pants 802 00:50:27.152 --> 00:50:28.611 and his 803 00:50:28.695 --> 00:50:30.572 thing was out. 804 00:50:33.575 --> 00:50:35.535 It was really big. 805 00:50:37.328 --> 00:50:39.414 How big was it? 806 00:50:42.709 --> 00:50:44.085 What? 807 00:50:45.587 --> 00:50:46.963 What? 808 00:50:47.422 --> 00:50:50.508 It's hard to explain but it was really erotic. 809 00:50:50.592 --> 00:50:54.888 I had this dream that I had sex with Andy Rooney in a bathtub! 810 00:50:55.555 --> 00:50:57.265 - Oh! - Disgusting. 811 00:50:57.390 --> 00:50:59.559 You know what I loved about David Cassidy? 812 00:50:59.642 --> 00:51:01.603 He had no visible body hair. 813 00:51:01.686 --> 00:51:03.146 You know, I remember thinking when I was little 814 00:51:03.229 --> 00:51:06.566 that I'd never like one of those big furry grown-ups like my father. 815 00:51:06.649 --> 00:51:09.235 - Like your husband, you mean. - I was just about to say that. 816 00:51:09.319 --> 00:51:10.779 Hey! Shut up! 817 00:51:10.862 --> 00:51:13.698 - At least he's not bald. - Hey, come on, Jerry's not bald. 818 00:51:13.782 --> 00:51:16.576 - His hairline's very distinctive. - Oh, God, she's defending him. 819 00:51:16.659 --> 00:51:18.244 He's not bald! 820 00:51:18.411 --> 00:51:20.872 All right, wait, I was gonna say something. 821 00:51:20.955 --> 00:51:24.125 Oh, yes. Please say something. You've been so quiet all evening. 822 00:51:24.542 --> 00:51:25.794 God. 823 00:51:26.086 --> 00:51:28.213 You know, there are some hairy men that I find attractive. 824 00:51:28.296 --> 00:51:29.964 {Y:i}How about Sonny in The Godfather? 825 00:51:30.048 --> 00:51:32.217 Oh, yes, up against the door, page 27. 826 00:51:32.300 --> 00:51:33.968 - 26. - No, 27. 827 00:51:34.052 --> 00:51:37.347 I used to read it on the phone to Brad Fertini in junior high school. 828 00:51:37.430 --> 00:51:40.016 - Oh, I remember him! - He made me, over and over again. 829 00:51:40.100 --> 00:51:42.143 He had bad skin, right? 830 00:51:44.938 --> 00:51:46.773 You know, there's something about those gangsters 831 00:51:46.856 --> 00:51:48.316 that was such a turn-on. 832 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:50.360 That was my biggest masturbation fantasy 833 00:51:50.443 --> 00:51:52.278 when I was in high school. 834 00:51:59.369 --> 00:52:03.581 {Y:i}I picture that den in The Godfather with all those men in it. 835 00:52:04.290 --> 00:52:07.961 {Y:i}I've cheated on the Don's son and the family finds out. 836 00:52:08.420 --> 00:52:10.672 {Y:i}So they bring me into the room 837 00:52:10.755 --> 00:52:14.718 {Y:i}and the Don decides I must be punished. 838 00:53:19.657 --> 00:53:24.037 {Y:i}Sometimes he rubs an ice cube on my butt because it's so sore. 839 00:53:24.371 --> 00:53:27.165 Gee, thanks for sharing. 840 00:53:27.749 --> 00:53:31.044 I can't believe you just told that to everybody. 841 00:53:31.961 --> 00:53:34.047 What do you mean everybody? 842 00:53:34.130 --> 00:53:36.257 Jeez, I've known you guys practically my whole life. 843 00:53:36.341 --> 00:53:39.094 I can't share one little sex fantasy? 844 00:53:39.678 --> 00:53:42.430 You know, that is why we are so messed up. 845 00:53:42.514 --> 00:53:44.474 Because we're too ashamed to reveal ourselves. 846 00:53:44.557 --> 00:53:48.269 That's why my fantasy is about being punished, because I'm ashamed. 847 00:53:48.353 --> 00:53:49.896 Don't you get it? 848 00:53:50.063 --> 00:53:51.981 I mean, we're women, so we're supposed to be pure. 849 00:53:52.065 --> 00:53:53.483 - We're not supposed to have fantasies. - Calm down. 850 00:53:53.566 --> 00:53:54.734 Calm down. Calm down! 851 00:53:54.818 --> 00:53:56.027 We're supposed to be up on this pedestal. 852 00:53:56.111 --> 00:53:58.822 Calm down. I'm glad that you told it. 853 00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:03.159 Yes, it's very reassuring to know that there's someone else 854 00:54:03.243 --> 00:54:05.578 who is a little bit more of a pervert than I am. 855 00:54:05.662 --> 00:54:07.247 I am not a pervert! 856 00:54:07.330 --> 00:54:10.959 Okay, okay, okay. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. All right? 857 00:54:11.084 --> 00:54:13.044 - Men like to be spanked, too. - That's right. 858 00:54:13.128 --> 00:54:16.297 I mean, it's that whole dominatrix thing. It's very, very common. 859 00:54:16.381 --> 00:54:17.507 Maybe in England. 860 00:54:17.590 --> 00:54:21.052 But I don't like being the spanker. I only like to be the spankee. 861 00:54:21.136 --> 00:54:23.638 - I like getting a spanking. - Why? 862 00:54:23.722 --> 00:54:26.016 It's fun. Me and Jamie do it all the time. 863 00:54:26.099 --> 00:54:28.893 I don't want to get spanked. It hurts. 864 00:54:29.019 --> 00:54:32.313 - Your parents spank you? - Yeah, my dad does. 865 00:54:34.399 --> 00:54:36.901 - You wanna see something? - Okay. 866 00:54:40.822 --> 00:54:42.490 Where'd you get this? 867 00:54:42.574 --> 00:54:44.909 It was in your dad's bedroom, in the cupboard. 868 00:54:44.993 --> 00:54:47.829 Jill, put it back. We're gonna get in trouble. 869 00:54:47.912 --> 00:54:51.124 - Why? - 'Cause those magazines are for men. 870 00:54:51.750 --> 00:54:53.043 So? 871 00:54:57.964 --> 00:55:01.092 - Look at her boobies. - They're gross. 872 00:55:01.676 --> 00:55:03.762 Men like them like that. 873 00:55:23.156 --> 00:55:25.325 Where did you get this magazine? 874 00:55:25.408 --> 00:55:27.827 - It was in your husband's bathroom. - What? 875 00:55:28.036 --> 00:55:31.247 - I was looking for toilet... - Jill, you go home. 876 00:55:31.331 --> 00:55:32.457 Git! 877 00:55:32.540 --> 00:55:37.045 And you, young lady, can stay in your room until your father gets home. 878 00:55:37.295 --> 00:55:38.672 God! 879 00:55:41.675 --> 00:55:44.260 Bend over and pull down your pants. 880 00:55:46.137 --> 00:55:47.931 Do you think people have spanking fantasies 881 00:55:48.014 --> 00:55:50.600 in countries that don't use corporal punishment? 882 00:55:50.684 --> 00:55:52.936 I have a domination fantasy. 883 00:55:53.937 --> 00:55:55.355 Do tell. 884 00:55:55.939 --> 00:55:58.358 I make my cretin supervisor clean the bathroom. 885 00:56:00.193 --> 00:56:03.905 Rachel, that's an intellectual fantasy, not a sexual one. 886 00:56:05.115 --> 00:56:06.408 Well... 887 00:56:09.786 --> 00:56:11.121 I guess. 888 00:56:11.496 --> 00:56:14.290 My therapist says that acting out some fantasies 889 00:56:14.374 --> 00:56:16.376 with a partner you trust is actually quite healthy. 890 00:56:16.459 --> 00:56:19.129 - As long as nobody gets hurt. - Right. 891 00:56:19.754 --> 00:56:22.007 You know, Randy likes playing those games. 892 00:56:22.090 --> 00:56:23.967 Really? What does he do, paint you? 893 00:56:24.050 --> 00:56:27.721 No. No, he's an actor, 894 00:56:27.804 --> 00:56:31.349 so he likes to get into character and pretend we're different people. 895 00:56:31.891 --> 00:56:34.436 One time, he played doctor, 896 00:56:34.769 --> 00:56:37.564 and he shaved off all my pubic hair. 897 00:56:38.440 --> 00:56:39.983 It was really erotic at the time, 898 00:56:40.066 --> 00:56:42.652 but now it's growing back in and it's really itchy. 899 00:56:42.736 --> 00:56:46.698 I let this guy do it to me once and I forgot and I went to get a Pap smear. 900 00:56:46.948 --> 00:56:48.908 It was so embarrassing! 901 00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:51.286 I didn't know anything embarrassed you. 902 00:56:51.369 --> 00:56:54.122 - I had a crush on my gynaecologist. - Oh, that's gross. 903 00:56:54.205 --> 00:56:58.543 Can we please talk about something other than sex for five minutes? 904 00:57:02.922 --> 00:57:04.883 Okay, fine. Let's talk about sex. 905 00:57:04.966 --> 00:57:07.052 What is wrong with talking about sex? 906 00:57:07.135 --> 00:57:09.804 - Don't you think about sex? - Of course, I do. 907 00:57:09.888 --> 00:57:11.723 So, what turns you on? 908 00:57:11.806 --> 00:57:13.975 Right. You'll just make fun of me. 909 00:57:14.059 --> 00:57:15.810 No, I really wanna know. I won't. 910 00:57:15.894 --> 00:57:17.812 Well, I don't have anything that compares to yours. 911 00:57:17.896 --> 00:57:21.232 - Oh, come on. Rachel, spill it. - Rachel, come on. 912 00:57:22.650 --> 00:57:24.069 All right. 913 00:57:24.611 --> 00:57:26.112 Don't laugh. 914 00:57:28.114 --> 00:57:30.533 But it has to do with shopping. 915 00:57:31.409 --> 00:57:34.120 I admit I'm a bit of a materialist! 916 00:57:35.038 --> 00:57:39.876 Anyway, this man takes me to a really expensive store, 917 00:57:39.959 --> 00:57:43.463 and he picks clothes out for me. 918 00:57:45.548 --> 00:57:49.511 He is completely in control. 919 00:57:50.303 --> 00:57:51.805 And he decides everything, 920 00:57:51.888 --> 00:57:54.891 right down to the Christian Dior teddy. 921 00:57:56.976 --> 00:57:59.354 And then he 922 00:58:02.107 --> 00:58:04.275 makes me model everything. 923 00:58:12.283 --> 00:58:13.702 That's it? 924 00:58:15.328 --> 00:58:16.663 That... 925 00:58:17.414 --> 00:58:19.416 You masturbate to that? 926 00:58:19.499 --> 00:58:20.709 I didn't say that. 927 00:58:20.792 --> 00:58:23.336 I'm just trying to figure out at what point do you come? 928 00:58:23.420 --> 00:58:25.547 When the clerk says, 929 00:58:25.630 --> 00:58:29.050 "That'll be $2,750"? 930 00:58:32.303 --> 00:58:35.849 Will you stop making... See, I can't tell anything in front of Jill. 931 00:58:36.433 --> 00:58:40.979 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to figure out how we turned out so different. 932 00:58:41.062 --> 00:58:43.440 No, really. Seriously, Rachel, I mean. 933 00:58:43.523 --> 00:58:46.026 Do you really think that's a masturbation fantasy? 934 00:58:46.109 --> 00:58:47.736 I never said that. 935 00:58:47.819 --> 00:58:50.030 What, you don't masturbate? 936 00:58:50.989 --> 00:58:53.199 Well, as a matter of fact, I don't. 937 00:58:53.283 --> 00:58:54.784 - Really? - Never? 938 00:58:54.868 --> 00:58:56.578 What's the big deal? I just never wanted to. 939 00:58:56.661 --> 00:58:59.956 I just don't like touching myself there. 940 00:59:00.790 --> 00:59:02.167 How can we be sisters? 941 00:59:02.250 --> 00:59:04.544 You know, my mother doesn't masturbate. 942 00:59:04.627 --> 00:59:07.005 - How do you know? - We tell each other everything. 943 00:59:07.088 --> 00:59:10.717 I mean, she has no sex life, not since my parents got divorced. 944 00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:13.762 - And she doesn't masturbate. - That's a generational thing. 945 00:59:13.845 --> 00:59:17.265 - I think that's sad. - I think a lot of women are like that. 946 00:59:17.349 --> 00:59:19.684 You know, my mother never talks about sex. 947 00:59:19.768 --> 00:59:23.271 But she did tell me once that she thinks that oral sex is disgusting. 948 00:59:23.355 --> 00:59:27.650 - Oh, I had my first orgasm with oral sex. - Me, too, after the prom. 949 00:59:27.734 --> 00:59:30.070 You know, I think I was allergic to Mark's sperm. 950 00:59:30.153 --> 00:59:32.238 When it got on my face, it gave me a rash. 951 00:59:32.322 --> 00:59:35.075 I kind of enjoyed giving head to men. 952 00:59:35.450 --> 00:59:37.994 - So which is better? - Men or women? 953 00:59:42.040 --> 00:59:44.793 I don't know. They're very different. 954 00:59:45.293 --> 00:59:48.004 I really enjoyed having sex with men, but I... 955 00:59:48.254 --> 00:59:51.591 I would have to say that I prefer sex with women. It's... 956 00:59:51.716 --> 00:59:54.094 Women are great. I think they're great in every way, you know. 957 00:59:54.177 --> 00:59:58.306 Sexually and emotionally I feel more of a bond with women. I do. 958 01:00:00.934 --> 01:00:02.018 I mean, sex is sex, 959 01:00:02.102 --> 01:00:05.814 but I guess when it's all over I would rather hang out with a woman. 960 01:00:08.733 --> 01:00:10.443 You know, I think I like hanging out with you guys 961 01:00:10.527 --> 01:00:13.029 better than any guy I've ever dated. 962 01:00:13.113 --> 01:00:14.280 Yeah. 963 01:00:21.746 --> 01:00:23.957 - I need some sugar. - I should check my machine. 964 01:00:24.040 --> 01:00:25.041 More chocolate. 965 01:00:27.252 --> 01:00:29.713 - Oh, my God, Randy called. - So? 966 01:00:30.213 --> 01:00:33.508 - He's furious. - Well, don't let him intimidate you. 967 01:00:33.591 --> 01:00:37.345 Could you grab the napkins and the ice cream, please? 968 01:00:37.429 --> 01:00:40.098 - I'll just get this out of the way. - That is so beautiful. 969 01:00:40.181 --> 01:00:42.726 - Did Chris make that? - Yep. 970 01:00:42.934 --> 01:00:44.769 She is so talented. 971 01:00:46.479 --> 01:00:48.606 Jerome loves carrot cake. 972 01:00:49.441 --> 01:00:51.151 Oh, screw him. 973 01:00:51.234 --> 01:00:53.695 You're not really gonna cancel your wedding, are you? 974 01:00:53.778 --> 01:00:55.238 Ice cream's melting. 975 01:00:56.906 --> 01:00:58.825 Jesus, Marcy. 976 01:00:59.325 --> 01:01:02.162 He said on my machine he was gonna call me here. 977 01:01:02.245 --> 01:01:04.748 - It's not Randy. - That's creepy. 978 01:01:04.831 --> 01:01:07.250 Maybe we should call the police. 979 01:01:07.334 --> 01:01:08.626 Hello? 980 01:01:09.753 --> 01:01:11.963 - No, Randy, she's not here. - Oh, my gosh. 981 01:01:13.089 --> 01:01:15.800 Well, I don't care if you did see her car in the driveway. 982 01:01:15.884 --> 01:01:17.552 Look, if you show your face on my property, 983 01:01:17.635 --> 01:01:22.015 I'll have you arrested so fast that your head will spin. Now, goodbye. 984 01:01:22.098 --> 01:01:24.726 - Slumber party massacre. - What're we gonna do? 985 01:01:24.809 --> 01:01:27.103 No, nothing. He's all bark, honey. 986 01:01:27.187 --> 01:01:29.981 You don't understand. He... He... He... 987 01:01:30.065 --> 01:01:32.734 - What? - He threatened to blackmail me. 988 01:01:32.817 --> 01:01:34.444 - About what? - What? 989 01:01:34.527 --> 01:01:36.738 You guys, I did something so stupid. 990 01:01:36.821 --> 01:01:39.616 - What? What is it? - Marcy, what? 991 01:01:40.867 --> 01:01:43.036 I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing. 992 01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:45.914 - Come on, you gotta be kidding. - Marcy. 993 01:01:46.247 --> 01:01:49.292 It was so stupid. It was just so stupid. 994 01:01:50.210 --> 01:01:51.419 What? 995 01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:54.381 I let him take pictures of me. 996 01:01:54.714 --> 01:01:56.925 Really explicit pictures. 997 01:01:57.050 --> 01:01:59.719 - Oh, Marcy. - That was not a good idea. 998 01:01:59.803 --> 01:02:01.638 Oh, thanks, Mom. 999 01:02:01.763 --> 01:02:05.141 He threatened to mail them to my parents! 1000 01:02:06.059 --> 01:02:08.228 I am the stupidest person that ever lived. 1001 01:02:08.311 --> 01:02:10.480 How could I have ever liked him? What's wrong with me? 1002 01:02:10.563 --> 01:02:14.234 My parents would have a heart attack if they even knew I was seeing him. 1003 01:02:14.401 --> 01:02:16.403 How could you go from a nice, normal attorney 1004 01:02:16.486 --> 01:02:17.737 to a psychotic house painter? 1005 01:02:17.821 --> 01:02:21.491 - Oh, Mark was a scumbag. - Oh, God, I know. 1006 01:02:22.242 --> 01:02:24.577 I can't believe I wasted six years on him. 1007 01:02:24.661 --> 01:02:26.621 What did poor Mark do? 1008 01:02:27.330 --> 01:02:29.582 Oh, it's so unsavoury. 1009 01:02:32.752 --> 01:02:34.129 You know, after all those years 1010 01:02:34.212 --> 01:02:38.967 of refusing to really commit to our relationship but still stringing me along, 1011 01:02:39.092 --> 01:02:43.346 I found out something really awful about him. 1012 01:02:43.471 --> 01:02:44.973 - What? - What? 1013 01:02:47.100 --> 01:02:50.687 Oh, he was getting hand jobs at a massage parlour in Van Nuys. 1014 01:02:50.770 --> 01:02:52.480 Are you serious? 1015 01:02:52.897 --> 01:02:56.693 Yeah, he said it helped him relax after his racquetball games. 1016 01:02:56.776 --> 01:02:59.362 That's awful. How did you find out? 1017 01:02:59.446 --> 01:03:01.281 When I was doing his taxes. 1018 01:03:01.364 --> 01:03:03.658 He saved the receipts to write off as a business expense. 1019 01:03:03.742 --> 01:03:05.493 What a scum! 1020 01:03:06.202 --> 01:03:08.079 That's not deductible. 1021 01:03:08.163 --> 01:03:11.374 - I never liked him. - My parents were in love with him. 1022 01:03:11.458 --> 01:03:13.460 Oh, forget about your parents for God's sakes. 1023 01:03:13.543 --> 01:03:17.630 You know, that is your problem. You've been a good girl your whole life. 1024 01:03:18.089 --> 01:03:19.966 I guess that's true. 1025 01:03:26.806 --> 01:03:30.310 {Y:i}When I was a little girl, we'd go on road trips. 1026 01:03:30.393 --> 01:03:34.314 {Y:i}My mother used to always tell me never to use a rest stop alone, 1027 01:03:34.397 --> 01:03:38.026 {Y:i}'cause there might be a rapist in there waiting for me. 1028 01:03:48.495 --> 01:03:52.540 {Y:i}It's so weird but something about the idea of my very own rapist 1029 01:03:52.624 --> 01:03:54.709 {Y:i}used to really excite me. 1030 01:03:55.960 --> 01:04:00.674 {Y:i}Sometimes I'd imagine myself, all grown up and travelling alone. 1031 01:04:01.549 --> 01:04:05.637 {Y:i}And I had to pee so bad I just couldn't help it. 1032 01:04:21.486 --> 01:04:24.114 I've been waiting for you, darling. 1033 01:04:24.948 --> 01:04:26.700 Isn't that awful? 1034 01:04:27.409 --> 01:04:30.036 I didn't even know what a rapist was. 1035 01:04:30.120 --> 01:04:34.499 He just kissed me and then asked if he could watch me pee. 1036 01:04:35.458 --> 01:04:39.421 Did you know that on my soap, the rapist got the most fan mail 1037 01:04:40.005 --> 01:04:41.131 from women? 1038 01:04:41.214 --> 01:04:45.885 {Y:i}Well, look at Luke on General Hospital. Laura married him after he raped her. 1039 01:04:45.969 --> 01:04:48.013 Yeah, and then he became the biggest deal. 1040 01:04:48.096 --> 01:04:49.139 That's weird. 1041 01:04:49.222 --> 01:04:51.266 You know what really bugs me is in the movies, 1042 01:04:51.349 --> 01:04:55.061 you always see little boys jerking off to dirty postcards and everything, 1043 01:04:55.145 --> 01:04:58.523 but you never see any little girls have any sexuality at all. 1044 01:04:58.606 --> 01:05:02.736 - That would scare people. - It's just like that whole stripper thing. 1045 01:05:03.319 --> 01:05:06.614 I mean, I really thought that Jerry was evolved, 1046 01:05:06.906 --> 01:05:09.451 but he is out there, as we speak, 1047 01:05:09.534 --> 01:05:12.620 oogling some unemployed actress in a dirty thong. 1048 01:05:12.704 --> 01:05:15.665 - Ogling. - How did we get back on this subject? 1049 01:05:15.749 --> 01:05:19.461 You guys, should I call over there and see if she's been there yet? 1050 01:05:19.544 --> 01:05:20.879 - Yes. - No. 1051 01:05:21.004 --> 01:05:22.547 I'm going to. 1052 01:05:26.301 --> 01:05:29.512 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! 1053 01:05:29.596 --> 01:05:31.222 - The bridesmaid's dress. - That is hideous. 1054 01:05:31.306 --> 01:05:32.891 How did we ever go out in public in that? 1055 01:05:32.974 --> 01:05:35.769 - Where did you find it? - Mothball section. 1056 01:05:50.325 --> 01:05:53.370 You guys been talking about sex all evening? 1057 01:05:55.288 --> 01:05:58.792 I kept hearing little snatches of your conversation. 1058 01:05:58.917 --> 01:06:00.919 No pun intended. 1059 01:06:01.795 --> 01:06:04.422 It was giving me the wildest dreams. 1060 01:06:05.256 --> 01:06:06.549 Oh, hello. 1061 01:06:06.633 --> 01:06:10.345 I sent one of my girls over this evening to do a strip for a few gentlemen. 1062 01:06:10.428 --> 01:06:13.098 I just wanted to know if she arrived there okay. 1063 01:06:13.973 --> 01:06:15.767 I think I see her. 1064 01:06:16.309 --> 01:06:17.435 Cute. 1065 01:06:19.020 --> 01:06:22.899 Chris, your cake is fabulous. I can't stop eating it. 1066 01:06:22.982 --> 01:06:26.194 Well, that's it. The wedding's off, and I mean it. 1067 01:06:26.986 --> 01:06:28.154 What was that? 1068 01:06:33.660 --> 01:06:36.621 Oh, my God, it's Randy's El Camino. He's here. 1069 01:06:37.247 --> 01:06:38.707 He's here. 1070 01:06:39.082 --> 01:06:41.459 - I said he's here! What're we gonna do? - Call the police. 1071 01:06:41.543 --> 01:06:42.627 Who is it? 1072 01:06:42.711 --> 01:06:44.504 That bozo who wanted to paint the house. 1073 01:06:44.587 --> 01:06:46.172 He wants to paint the house at this hour? 1074 01:06:46.256 --> 01:06:47.632 No, he's been stalking Marcy. 1075 01:06:47.716 --> 01:06:51.261 - Whoever he is, he's in the backyard. - That little fucker! I'm gonna get him. 1076 01:06:51.344 --> 01:06:53.346 - Oh, my God. - Chris, no! 1077 01:06:53.430 --> 01:06:55.015 I got pepper spray! 1078 01:06:57.392 --> 01:06:58.560 You're dead! 1079 01:06:59.227 --> 01:07:02.355 Chris, oh, my God, that's the pool man. 1080 01:07:02.439 --> 01:07:04.357 - Jesus! - Are you okay? 1081 01:07:04.441 --> 01:07:05.483 That's not Randy. 1082 01:07:06.443 --> 01:07:08.820 Here, why don't you have some carrot cake? 1083 01:07:08.903 --> 01:07:11.322 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1084 01:07:11.781 --> 01:07:13.700 - Here, Chris baked it. - This is my favourite. 1085 01:07:14.242 --> 01:07:15.827 - It's delicious. - I'm sorry. 1086 01:07:15.910 --> 01:07:18.747 - We thought you were someone else. - Who, the bogeyman? 1087 01:07:18.830 --> 01:07:22.500 - No, a friend of Marcy's. - He's not really a friend of mine. 1088 01:07:22.584 --> 01:07:25.587 - He's actually my house painter. - Oh, you naughty girl. 1089 01:07:25.670 --> 01:07:29.007 You wanna see a picture of him? I just happen to have one handy. 1090 01:07:29.382 --> 01:07:31.426 So, now he's basically stalking me. 1091 01:07:32.594 --> 01:07:34.804 He's cute. 1092 01:07:34.888 --> 01:07:36.973 - Who is it? - Oh, God, he's here. 1093 01:07:37.057 --> 01:07:38.725 Jesus, I'll get it. 1094 01:07:38.808 --> 01:07:41.269 I'd better handle this. She'll kill him. 1095 01:07:44.272 --> 01:07:46.149 May I help you? 1096 01:07:46.566 --> 01:07:49.361 - Who the hell are you? - Mr French. 1097 01:07:49.444 --> 01:07:50.487 Where's Marcy? 1098 01:07:50.570 --> 01:07:53.114 She's taking a long hot soak in the tub, 1099 01:07:53.198 --> 01:07:55.992 and she's not receiving any gentleman callers. 1100 01:07:56.076 --> 01:07:57.869 What are you, some kind of a fag? 1101 01:07:58.244 --> 01:08:00.914 Tell Marcy to get her butt out here right now. 1102 01:08:00.997 --> 01:08:03.083 Listen, you little soap opera reject, 1103 01:08:03.166 --> 01:08:05.835 if you come near that woman again 1104 01:08:05.919 --> 01:08:09.005 I'm gonna smash your pretty little face in. Do you understand? 1105 01:08:09.089 --> 01:08:11.508 Right, just let me go, all right? 1106 01:08:11.758 --> 01:08:12.967 Slut. 1107 01:08:18.014 --> 01:08:20.058 And I really loved her. 1108 01:08:22.018 --> 01:08:23.478 Marcy! 1109 01:08:24.312 --> 01:08:26.022 Hey, Marcy! 1110 01:08:26.898 --> 01:08:29.234 Oh, God, he's a method actor. 1111 01:08:29.651 --> 01:08:31.027 Marcy! 1112 01:08:31.653 --> 01:08:33.405 - Marcy! - Don't! 1113 01:08:33.697 --> 01:08:35.156 He is cute. 1114 01:08:35.990 --> 01:08:37.200 Randy. 1115 01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:43.331 What's your problem? You won't even take my calls. Why? 1116 01:08:43.790 --> 01:08:45.792 What, all of a sudden I have cooties now? 1117 01:08:45.875 --> 01:08:49.129 No. No. No. It's just that I... 1118 01:08:49.212 --> 01:08:53.008 I told you once already how I feel and it's kind of hard for me to... 1119 01:08:53.091 --> 01:08:54.759 Blow people off? 1120 01:08:55.301 --> 01:08:57.721 Look, Randy, I don't know why you're so upset. 1121 01:08:57.804 --> 01:09:01.891 I didn't sense that much of an emotional involvement from you. 1122 01:09:01.975 --> 01:09:03.268 Really? 1123 01:09:03.810 --> 01:09:06.438 Well, you haven't been paying much attention then, have you? 1124 01:09:06.521 --> 01:09:10.275 So, what, ultimately, I'm just not good enough for you, is that it? 1125 01:09:10.692 --> 01:09:14.362 You know what? You don't really want to be involved with me. I'm really a mess. 1126 01:09:14.446 --> 01:09:16.531 Christ, I hate that old line. 1127 01:09:16.614 --> 01:09:19.117 You don't wanna be involved with me because your parents would shit 1128 01:09:19.200 --> 01:09:22.871 if they knew their little princess was boning a house painter. 1129 01:09:23.580 --> 01:09:25.582 Well, you might not think I have any potential, 1130 01:09:25.665 --> 01:09:27.208 but you're gonna feel pretty stupid 1131 01:09:27.292 --> 01:09:30.170 when I become famous and you see you're gonna miss out big time. 1132 01:09:30.253 --> 01:09:31.963 I'm sure I will. 1133 01:09:32.756 --> 01:09:35.050 - Yeah, right. - No, I'm... 1134 01:09:36.926 --> 01:09:41.556 Randy, I'm really sorry you're upset. I didn't mean to hurt you. 1135 01:09:41.639 --> 01:09:43.099 You used me. 1136 01:09:43.183 --> 01:09:44.559 You just wanted to sleep with me 1137 01:09:44.642 --> 01:09:46.478 like I was some kind of a bimbo or something. 1138 01:09:46.561 --> 01:09:48.313 No. No, I... 1139 01:09:48.855 --> 01:09:51.858 I just thought we were having fun. 1140 01:09:51.983 --> 01:09:53.902 Yeah, well, whatever. 1141 01:09:54.778 --> 01:09:56.696 You have a nice life. 1142 01:09:57.614 --> 01:09:59.324 Oh, you, too. 1143 01:09:59.407 --> 01:10:01.951 And good luck with your career. 1144 01:10:02.035 --> 01:10:05.372 I'll look forward to seeing you on the big screen. 1145 01:10:09.751 --> 01:10:12.837 Can I have a goodbye kiss or something? 1146 01:10:13.213 --> 01:10:14.881 Of course. 1147 01:10:21.388 --> 01:10:22.889 Who's that? 1148 01:10:23.848 --> 01:10:25.350 Brandy. 1149 01:10:28.561 --> 01:10:30.271 Well, take care. 1150 01:10:31.272 --> 01:10:33.191 Yeah, you, too, babe. 1151 01:10:50.500 --> 01:10:52.544 Now, let me get this straight, sweetheart. 1152 01:10:52.627 --> 01:10:54.754 - You're dumping this gorgeous... - Easy on the tequila, Marcy. 1153 01:10:54.838 --> 01:10:57.632 ...very intelligent-looking man, 1154 01:10:57.716 --> 01:11:01.011 because his horny little friend hired a stripper? 1155 01:11:01.094 --> 01:11:03.930 I just don't feel like making myself vulnerable 1156 01:11:04.014 --> 01:11:05.348 to getting trashed again. 1157 01:11:05.432 --> 01:11:07.726 Why'd you get involved with him in the first place? 1158 01:11:07.809 --> 01:11:12.105 Well, I keep thinking that I'll change, that I'll get more secure. 1159 01:11:12.564 --> 01:11:17.402 It's so hard to risk getting intimate time and time again. 1160 01:11:18.069 --> 01:11:22.073 Taking my clothes off in front of somebody for the first time. 1161 01:11:22.741 --> 01:11:24.826 Explaining my breast implants. 1162 01:11:24.909 --> 01:11:27.829 - Those aren't real? - No, unfortunately. 1163 01:11:28.705 --> 01:11:31.624 You know, sometimes I imagine my coffin. 1164 01:11:31.916 --> 01:11:37.047 When the rest of me is decomposed, there's these two little bags of silicone. 1165 01:11:38.548 --> 01:11:41.676 I mean, they're just sitting there in that pine box. 1166 01:11:41.760 --> 01:11:43.345 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, Jesus. 1167 01:11:43.428 --> 01:11:47.474 You have every reason to be happy right now and listen to you. 1168 01:11:47.849 --> 01:11:50.560 Do you think maybe you're just not in love with Jerry? 1169 01:11:50.643 --> 01:11:53.063 He's the best guy I've ever been with! 1170 01:11:53.146 --> 01:11:58.276 I'd give anything in the world if I could find a nice Jewish boy and settle down. 1171 01:11:59.444 --> 01:12:01.404 He's so cute 1172 01:12:01.488 --> 01:12:04.199 - with those round little glasses. - Oh, God! 1173 01:12:05.658 --> 01:12:08.411 - You're so funny. - Marcy. 1174 01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:11.998 It's been fun, girls. We must do it again. 1175 01:12:13.208 --> 01:12:14.751 He's so funny. 1176 01:12:14.834 --> 01:12:18.672 - You're drunk, girlfriend. - Oh, no, I'm just relaxed. 1177 01:12:19.506 --> 01:12:23.551 Jamie, you marry that boy. He sounds like heaven on a stick. 1178 01:12:24.260 --> 01:12:25.720 - Bye-bye. - Take care. 1179 01:12:25.804 --> 01:12:27.097 Night. 1180 01:12:30.725 --> 01:12:33.603 Jill, that's Tina's blanket. 1181 01:12:33.770 --> 01:12:35.480 So? It's cosy. 1182 01:12:35.563 --> 01:12:37.065 That's gross. 1183 01:12:38.817 --> 01:12:41.986 Let's stick her hand in my ginger ale and see if she pees. 1184 01:12:45.657 --> 01:12:49.452 Oh, she looks like a little child, doesn't she? 1185 01:12:50.120 --> 01:12:53.289 Oh, lucky her to be so innocent! 1186 01:12:53.373 --> 01:12:55.583 - Marcy. - Oh, God. 1187 01:12:55.667 --> 01:12:57.669 Give me that. Give it to me. 1188 01:12:57.836 --> 01:12:59.462 I'm so tired. 1189 01:12:59.879 --> 01:13:01.297 It's late. 1190 01:13:02.007 --> 01:13:04.134 It's time to hit the hay. 1191 01:13:05.343 --> 01:13:08.221 I can't believe he hasn't even called. 1192 01:13:10.598 --> 01:13:12.851 I didn't get any message about a cancellation. 1193 01:13:12.934 --> 01:13:16.312 I'm sorry. We left it on your service. 1194 01:13:16.396 --> 01:13:18.690 I drove here all the way from Simi Valley. 1195 01:13:19.607 --> 01:13:21.818 What, you guys don't like the way I look? 1196 01:13:21.901 --> 01:13:23.820 No, no, no. No way. 1197 01:13:24.237 --> 01:13:26.239 You're terrific. 1198 01:13:26.948 --> 01:13:29.826 He just doesn't want to upset his fiancée. 1199 01:13:31.161 --> 01:13:33.329 - Hey! - Turn it off. 1200 01:13:33.747 --> 01:13:36.499 - It's the new direct digital sound. - Look, 1201 01:13:37.500 --> 01:13:42.255 I'm sorry about the confusion. Personally, I'd still like to see the show. 1202 01:13:42.797 --> 01:13:45.884 Well, then, when you get married, why don't you give me a call? 1203 01:13:47.385 --> 01:13:49.846 Who is this? It's 3:00 a.m. 1204 01:13:52.140 --> 01:13:54.809 Hello? Hi, Jerry. 1205 01:13:57.604 --> 01:13:59.939 Yeah, hang on a second. 1206 01:14:05.153 --> 01:14:08.865 - Jamie, Jerry's on the phone. - Tell him I hate him. 1207 01:14:08.948 --> 01:14:10.408 Jamie. 1208 01:14:19.167 --> 01:14:22.295 Your bathroom mirrors are making me suicidal. 1209 01:14:23.129 --> 01:14:24.339 Hello? 1210 01:14:24.422 --> 01:14:26.049 Hey, you guys, listen, 1211 01:14:26.132 --> 01:14:28.760 I didn't want to tell you this before because I was too embarrassed 1212 01:14:28.843 --> 01:14:30.470 - but you know what I did once? - I'm allergic to down. 1213 01:14:30.553 --> 01:14:32.389 There are other blankets, Rachel. 1214 01:14:32.472 --> 01:14:33.598 You want me to get you another one? 1215 01:14:34.057 --> 01:14:36.601 What? You did? 1216 01:14:37.519 --> 01:14:39.604 Of course I believe you. 1217 01:14:40.063 --> 01:14:44.359 Oh, Jerry, do you really love me? You do? I'm so sorry. 1218 01:14:44.442 --> 01:14:46.653 No, I am. I am sorry. 1219 01:14:46.736 --> 01:14:50.073 Of course, I still wanna marry you. Don't be ridiculous. 1220 01:14:50.156 --> 01:14:51.991 It's just that... 1221 01:14:55.537 --> 01:14:56.621 Here's another comforter. 1222 01:14:56.705 --> 01:14:58.540 - It's not down. - So, you guys, listen, 1223 01:14:58.832 --> 01:15:03.044 when I was about 12, when I was first growing pubic hair, 1224 01:15:03.169 --> 01:15:08.258 I got out of the shower and it was all wet and dripping, you know. 1225 01:15:09.175 --> 01:15:12.095 Honey, can you talk up? I can't hear. 1226 01:15:12.178 --> 01:15:14.639 And Tuffy, our dog, 1227 01:15:14.723 --> 01:15:18.059 started licking it because he was thirsty, 1228 01:15:19.227 --> 01:15:21.062 and I just let him. 1229 01:15:25.066 --> 01:15:26.151 Right on. 1230 01:15:26.234 --> 01:15:28.737 Well, we're all just sharing our sex stories. 1231 01:15:28.820 --> 01:15:31.406 Oh, honey, I love you so much. I do. 1232 01:15:31.489 --> 01:15:35.118 I wish that I could come home right now and hop into bed with you. 1233 01:15:35.535 --> 01:15:39.664 This whole sort of slumber party's been fun but it's really exhausting. 1234 01:15:40.165 --> 01:15:44.461 And Rachel and Jill, they have been going at it all night, as usual. 1235 01:15:45.337 --> 01:15:49.382 Oh, I can't sleep without you, bunny face. 1236 01:15:49.466 --> 01:15:50.800 Bunny face. 1237 01:15:52.093 --> 01:15:53.261 Bye. 1238 01:15:59.184 --> 01:16:01.353 He cancelled the stripper. 1239 01:16:02.020 --> 01:16:03.605 Good, bunny face. 1240 01:16:03.688 --> 01:16:06.316 Were you eavesdropping on that whole conversation? 1241 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:09.819 As a matter of fact, I'm going to use the bathroom. 1242 01:16:12.405 --> 01:16:15.325 No, Marcy, no! I haven't got the plug in yet. 1243 01:16:16.618 --> 01:16:18.286 Marcy, no. Cut it out. 1244 01:16:18.370 --> 01:16:19.662 I don't feel well. 1245 01:16:19.746 --> 01:16:21.164 Dibs on the sofa. 1246 01:16:21.247 --> 01:16:23.041 You always do that. Why should you get the sofa? 1247 01:16:23.124 --> 01:16:25.877 - Motherhood takes precedence. - Not if she isn't pregnant. 1248 01:16:25.960 --> 01:16:27.545 She is pregnant. 1249 01:16:34.636 --> 01:16:38.223 I'm sorry. I'm tired, Jill. I totally spaced. 1250 01:16:38.306 --> 01:16:39.641 She hates me. 1251 01:16:40.058 --> 01:16:42.310 The wedding's back on. 1252 01:16:46.773 --> 01:16:49.818 He's such a good guy. 1253 01:16:49.901 --> 01:16:54.280 Even if he does only have one testicle, he's a hell of a guy! 1254 01:16:54.739 --> 01:16:56.783 You are too much. 1255 01:16:57.367 --> 01:17:00.036 Great. Now everyone hates me. 1256 01:17:01.371 --> 01:17:03.206 I wonder why. 1257 01:17:03.832 --> 01:17:05.542 I don't feel very good. 1258 01:17:05.625 --> 01:17:07.544 I think I need some fresh air. 1259 01:17:13.925 --> 01:17:16.678 Rachel. Please come out. 1260 01:17:18.513 --> 01:17:21.599 She's hardly told anyone. Rachel, come on. 1261 01:17:22.017 --> 01:17:23.727 Leave me alone. 1262 01:17:24.019 --> 01:17:26.688 Rachel, let me in. 1263 01:17:31.943 --> 01:17:33.403 Chris. 1264 01:17:33.653 --> 01:17:34.946 Jesus, man, what'd I do now? 1265 01:17:35.030 --> 01:17:38.324 Nothing. I'm trying to get Rachel out of the bathroom. She's upset. 1266 01:17:38.408 --> 01:17:39.784 Right. 1267 01:17:41.077 --> 01:17:42.912 I'll see you in bed. 1268 01:17:43.079 --> 01:17:45.248 - I'm sleeping in the living room. - What? 1269 01:17:45.331 --> 01:17:48.752 I'm the hostess for Christ's sake. It's a slumber party. 1270 01:17:48.835 --> 01:17:52.547 - Why don't you just grow up? - No, why don't you grow up? 1271 01:17:53.131 --> 01:17:55.675 Stop being so fucking possessive. 1272 01:17:56.176 --> 01:17:59.179 If you don't like it here, why don't you just go live someplace else? 1273 01:17:59.262 --> 01:18:00.680 Fine. 1274 01:18:04.100 --> 01:18:05.310 Shit. 1275 01:18:05.393 --> 01:18:06.895 Rachel. 1276 01:18:06.978 --> 01:18:09.522 Open the fucking door. Let me in. 1277 01:18:26.498 --> 01:18:30.377 - I'm sorry I opened my big mouth. - No, it's not your fault. 1278 01:18:33.004 --> 01:18:36.633 She always finds some way to hurt me or exclude me 1279 01:18:36.716 --> 01:18:38.677 ever since we were born. 1280 01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:40.261 I mean, I'm her sister, for God's sake! 1281 01:18:40.345 --> 01:18:42.222 Why wouldn't she tell me something that important? 1282 01:18:42.305 --> 01:18:43.390 Because she's confused. 1283 01:18:43.473 --> 01:18:45.350 She doesn't even know what she's gonna do yet. 1284 01:18:45.433 --> 01:18:47.185 What do you mean, what she's gonna do? 1285 01:18:47.268 --> 01:18:49.813 Well, she just got Noah ready for preschool 1286 01:18:49.896 --> 01:18:53.441 and she wants to go back to school herself, you know that. 1287 01:18:54.484 --> 01:18:56.861 She's not thinking of having an abortion. 1288 01:18:56.945 --> 01:18:58.446 Well, I don't know what she's thinking. 1289 01:18:58.530 --> 01:19:01.324 You know, she hasn't even talked to Don yet. 1290 01:19:02.158 --> 01:19:05.245 She is so selfish 1291 01:19:05.495 --> 01:19:07.831 to even consider that! 1292 01:19:08.081 --> 01:19:09.582 Just for her own convenience? 1293 01:19:09.666 --> 01:19:11.793 You know, that's why she didn't want to tell you. 1294 01:19:11.876 --> 01:19:15.255 I'm sorry. I can't understand how anybody can do that. 1295 01:19:16.464 --> 01:19:18.008 You don't know what it's like to be my age 1296 01:19:18.091 --> 01:19:20.844 and just watch your eggs just walking away from you. 1297 01:19:25.473 --> 01:19:28.018 I want a baby more than anything. 1298 01:19:29.644 --> 01:19:30.979 Honey. 1299 01:19:32.147 --> 01:19:33.398 Okay. 1300 01:19:34.607 --> 01:19:37.402 But Jill's life is still her decision. 1301 01:19:40.071 --> 01:19:42.157 What makes you think I don't understand, huh? 1302 01:19:42.240 --> 01:19:44.451 I want to have a baby, too. 1303 01:19:44.701 --> 01:19:46.494 How could you? I mean... 1304 01:19:46.578 --> 01:19:48.580 Rachel, give me a break. 1305 01:19:48.663 --> 01:19:52.292 I mean, haven't you ever heard of a turkey baster for God's sake? 1306 01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:55.920 How does Chris feel? 1307 01:19:56.004 --> 01:19:57.672 Who knows? 1308 01:19:57.922 --> 01:20:00.175 I don't know how I feel about Chris right now. 1309 01:20:00.258 --> 01:20:03.428 - I'm very confused about all that. - About what? 1310 01:20:04.387 --> 01:20:08.266 Everything. I just don't know what I really want right now. 1311 01:20:10.727 --> 01:20:14.105 You know, there's this guy at work that I really like. 1312 01:20:15.315 --> 01:20:16.524 Really? 1313 01:20:16.608 --> 01:20:19.569 Yeah. And I find myself thinking all kinds of stupid things. 1314 01:20:19.652 --> 01:20:24.032 You know, like how much easier my life would be if I were straight, you know? 1315 01:20:24.115 --> 01:20:27.744 - How happy my mother would be. - Oh, your mother. 1316 01:20:28.912 --> 01:20:31.456 She wasn't exactly a model mother. 1317 01:20:31.539 --> 01:20:34.042 Why do you care what she thinks? 1318 01:20:34.125 --> 01:20:35.960 - Yeah, well... - I'm sorry. 1319 01:20:36.044 --> 01:20:37.712 It's okay. 1320 01:20:38.213 --> 01:20:41.549 It's just as well I was here with my grandmother. 1321 01:20:41.675 --> 01:20:42.801 But, I mean, you know, 1322 01:20:42.884 --> 01:20:46.554 I might like to get married someday and have kids. 1323 01:20:49.849 --> 01:20:51.393 I don't know. 1324 01:20:52.602 --> 01:20:56.439 Shit. I am just too old to be this mixed up. 1325 01:20:58.817 --> 01:21:00.735 You poor thing. 1326 01:21:03.613 --> 01:21:07.575 I always think of you as so calm and capable. 1327 01:21:10.453 --> 01:21:13.832 I always forget that you could have problems, too. 1328 01:21:13.998 --> 01:21:15.542 I'm okay. 1329 01:21:23.008 --> 01:21:26.261 Let's go back in and join the party, okay? 1330 01:21:26.469 --> 01:21:28.513 Come on. Come on. 1331 01:21:30.765 --> 01:21:32.308 Come on. 1332 01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:34.144 Okay. 1333 01:21:47.532 --> 01:21:50.118 I always wanted to be a ballerina. 1334 01:21:52.120 --> 01:21:54.539 I studied for 10 years. 1335 01:21:55.040 --> 01:21:57.792 Now I'm just a CPA with duck feet. 1336 01:22:00.795 --> 01:22:02.839 You got nice posture. 1337 01:22:02.964 --> 01:22:04.466 Thanks. 1338 01:22:05.675 --> 01:22:09.304 That's why my mother wanted me to study it in the first place. 1339 01:22:10.513 --> 01:22:13.600 My mom, she tried to get me to take dance. 1340 01:22:13.683 --> 01:22:15.727 I took bowling instead. 1341 01:22:16.019 --> 01:22:19.481 Wow. So you knew pretty young. 1342 01:22:21.691 --> 01:22:25.195 Well, you know, I mean that... 1343 01:22:27.989 --> 01:22:31.659 You know, Georgina was always just like the rest of us. 1344 01:22:32.077 --> 01:22:35.246 Yeah. I know. I know what you mean, you know. 1345 01:22:35.330 --> 01:22:37.791 She's bi, and I'm a dyke. 1346 01:22:39.876 --> 01:22:42.420 I knew I was gay when I was five. 1347 01:22:42.962 --> 01:22:46.633 {Y:i}I had this really big crush on Barbara Eden from I Dream of Jeannie. 1348 01:22:46.716 --> 01:22:50.011 I love that show! Oh, I love that show! 1349 01:22:50.095 --> 01:22:52.597 I used to have this little Jeannie outfit. 1350 01:22:52.681 --> 01:22:55.100 I wanted to look just like her. 1351 01:22:57.018 --> 01:22:58.978 I wanted to marry her. 1352 01:22:59.562 --> 01:23:01.523 Is Barbara Eden gay? 1353 01:23:03.108 --> 01:23:06.027 I don't know. She's not really my type any more. 1354 01:23:06.111 --> 01:23:07.987 Oh. Yeah. 1355 01:23:09.406 --> 01:23:11.700 She hasn't done much lately. 1356 01:23:13.243 --> 01:23:14.744 Anyway. 1357 01:23:16.871 --> 01:23:18.206 Wow. 1358 01:23:19.666 --> 01:23:22.419 Do you know, sometimes I've wished I was gay. 1359 01:23:23.461 --> 01:23:26.381 It seems like it would be so much easier. 1360 01:23:27.173 --> 01:23:28.341 Why? 1361 01:23:28.925 --> 01:23:30.468 I don't know. 1362 01:23:31.177 --> 01:23:33.847 Because then you wouldn't have to deal with men. 1363 01:23:33.930 --> 01:23:36.516 Women are so much easier to get along with. 1364 01:23:36.599 --> 01:23:39.019 They're so much more diplomatic. 1365 01:23:42.230 --> 01:23:44.065 I've noticed. 1366 01:23:44.941 --> 01:23:48.486 I know, but they really love each other. 1367 01:23:49.779 --> 01:23:51.364 It's pretty much the same when you're gay, you know? 1368 01:23:51.448 --> 01:23:54.617 You get in the same fights, the same jealousy and stuff. 1369 01:23:54.826 --> 01:23:57.454 It's just less socially acceptable. 1370 01:23:58.872 --> 01:24:01.207 Hey, I have a gay third cousin in Seattle. 1371 01:24:01.291 --> 01:24:04.252 She married her lover in a big wedding. 1372 01:24:04.377 --> 01:24:06.796 They even registered for china. 1373 01:24:07.339 --> 01:24:10.258 My mom bought them a whole place setting. 1374 01:24:11.301 --> 01:24:14.220 She's very impressed with their families. 1375 01:24:18.350 --> 01:24:20.393 You seem really sad. 1376 01:24:26.107 --> 01:24:28.693 I think Georgina wants to break up. 1377 01:24:34.616 --> 01:24:35.825 You know, I've always envied you. 1378 01:24:35.909 --> 01:24:37.952 You have the perfect husband, the perfect kid. 1379 01:24:38.036 --> 01:24:40.080 - What do I look like, Mrs Beaver? - Cleaver. 1380 01:24:40.163 --> 01:24:43.041 Don't try to convince her she's happy, Jamie. She'd rather be tragic. 1381 01:24:43.124 --> 01:24:45.418 Oh, listen to Miss Prozac. 1382 01:24:48.672 --> 01:24:52.092 Can't you ever keep your mouth shut about anything? 1383 01:24:52.342 --> 01:24:55.136 I'm just so tired of her moods, you know. 1384 01:24:55.970 --> 01:25:00.600 That's so amazing. I never knew Georgina had moods. 1385 01:25:01.226 --> 01:25:03.895 Well, she's great with her friends. 1386 01:25:05.647 --> 01:25:07.524 It's just as a lover, you know, it's like, 1387 01:25:07.607 --> 01:25:10.610 "come here" one minute, "go away" the next. 1388 01:25:11.611 --> 01:25:14.406 Plus, she's so smart, you know. 1389 01:25:15.365 --> 01:25:16.950 And beautiful. 1390 01:25:19.577 --> 01:25:21.955 I mean, you know, I'm... 1391 01:25:22.247 --> 01:25:23.748 I'm a baker. 1392 01:25:23.915 --> 01:25:26.543 I'm just a baker, and she's a chef. 1393 01:25:27.293 --> 01:25:30.088 I don't know what she saw in me to begin with. 1394 01:25:30.171 --> 01:25:31.965 Oh, I do. 1395 01:25:32.549 --> 01:25:35.510 - I think you're very attractive. - Please. 1396 01:25:35.593 --> 01:25:37.470 No, I do. I... 1397 01:25:37.929 --> 01:25:40.015 Hey, if I were a woman... 1398 01:25:41.850 --> 01:25:43.560 Or a lesbian... 1399 01:25:44.769 --> 01:25:46.730 You know what I mean. 1400 01:25:47.814 --> 01:25:52.027 I find you very attractive because you seem so 1401 01:25:52.736 --> 01:25:55.447 comfortable with your sexuality. 1402 01:25:55.530 --> 01:25:57.949 You know, Georgina seems more 1403 01:25:58.992 --> 01:26:00.452 confused. 1404 01:26:01.786 --> 01:26:03.079 Really? 1405 01:26:03.288 --> 01:26:04.706 Oh, yeah. 1406 01:26:05.623 --> 01:26:08.126 Yeah, you have, like, a self-awareness thing. 1407 01:26:08.209 --> 01:26:10.086 It's very appealing. 1408 01:26:11.212 --> 01:26:13.548 I wish I were more like that. 1409 01:26:18.011 --> 01:26:20.930 That's a very nice thing for you to say. 1410 01:26:47.290 --> 01:26:48.166 Where the hell is Chris? 1411 01:26:48.249 --> 01:26:50.168 What, you think I'm jealous of you? Don't flatter yourself. 1412 01:26:50.251 --> 01:26:51.795 Stop! Just leave me alone and stop picking on me. 1413 01:26:51.878 --> 01:26:53.213 You have been picking on me all night! 1414 01:26:53.296 --> 01:26:55.340 - She's been picking on everybody! - Oh, fine! 1415 01:26:55.423 --> 01:26:58.385 Let's just all gang up on Jill when I'm pregnant and I don't feel well! 1416 01:26:58.468 --> 01:27:01.429 - All right! All right! Walk away, Jill! - Nobody's ganging up on you. 1417 01:27:01.513 --> 01:27:02.639 Yes, you are! 1418 01:27:02.722 --> 01:27:04.182 When you want something you walk away from me. 1419 01:27:04.265 --> 01:27:06.309 - You're such a big baby. - Here you are. 1420 01:27:07.060 --> 01:27:08.311 Yeah, what do you care? 1421 01:27:08.395 --> 01:27:11.356 You think I'm some spinster and you have to lie to me so I don't fall apart? 1422 01:27:11.439 --> 01:27:12.816 I've been worried and I've been looking for you. 1423 01:27:12.899 --> 01:27:14.150 Well, if the shoe fits, wear it! 1424 01:27:17.195 --> 01:27:20.699 Marcy, for God's sake, it's 4:00 in the morning. Shut up! 1425 01:27:20.782 --> 01:27:23.743 - Stop telling her what to do. - Chris, you shut up. 1426 01:27:23.827 --> 01:27:26.287 - You shut up. - Hey, don't tell her to shut up! 1427 01:27:50.520 --> 01:27:53.773 - Come on in! - Come on, get in! 1428 01:28:01.197 --> 01:28:04.909 - Chris, come on in. - Rachel's wearing a bra! 1429 01:28:06.911 --> 01:28:08.621 Come on! 1430 01:29:48.596 --> 01:29:49.723 No! 1431 01:33:38.159 --> 01:33:41.287 {Y:i}Now look what you did, you stupid idiot. 1432 01:33:45.417 --> 01:33:47.419 {Y:i}I was talking about four... 1433 01:33:47.502 --> 01:33:49.087 {Y:i}Watch out, Marcy! 1434 01:33:49.170 --> 01:33:51.506 {Y:i}Four, including Jason. 1435 01:33:54.884 --> 01:33:57.053 {Y:i}What do you guys think about Jeff Harland? 1436 01:33:57.137 --> 01:33:59.556 {Y:i}He's cute, but I think David Cassidy's cuter. 1437 01:33:59.639 --> 01:34:02.142 {Y:i}- Oh, I think I'm gonna choke! - No way. 113656

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