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Hey, Jill, can you picture
the far wall down here?
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Is there a,
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maybe, like, a door?
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I don't get it. I don't
remember any door here.
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Did the trick.
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This whole deal with your basement is,
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is fascinating.
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Do you believe that some
things are just special?
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I just made up this
contortionist clown guy,
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Pretzel Jack.
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Who is that woman?
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Her name's Sarah Winters.
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We redid their master bedroom.
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Did you sleep with her or something?
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- I'm not your father.
- Hello?
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I called Sarah Winters.
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You were involved with this woman?
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I thought we were done with this.
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Why do I feel so fucking
sure something's going on?
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You came here with your
mind already made up.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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You don't know this man.
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I don't know him. No.
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You can't give us any specifics?
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How many times does she have
to answer the same question?
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She already said she was in shock.
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What were you doing at Jason's?
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I just dropped by to say hey.
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He's our friend.
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He's your friend I thought.
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I didn't know that you guys were close.
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Okay, you know, I'm sorry.
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Is she under suspicion here?
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I mean, do we need to get a lawyer?
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A neighbor saw a man covered in blood.
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Said he had some kind of
white mask or makeup on.
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I think you know who he is.
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And I'm really curious
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why he didn't hurt you.
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Um... think we're done.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm...
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That was just our pug.
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Pug.
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Dogs are the emperors.
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What?
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The wrinkles on their forehead.
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It makes the Chinese
character for prince.
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And a group of them is called a grumble.
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I was thinking, you
know, maybe we should get
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some sort of, like, a neighborhood watch
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type situation going on.
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Yeah?
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I just heard what happened.
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Sorry.
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I can't imagine seeing
something like that.
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I don't even like to watch it, you know,
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violence on TV or anything.
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What did he look like?
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Um...
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I couldn't really see.
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You ever try lucid dreaming?
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You can train your mind
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to control your subconscious.
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You can fast forward, rewind.
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Sometimes the answer's...
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already up in your head.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna take off.
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You have a good night, yeah?
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Take care of yourself.
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Do you believe in
things we can't explain?
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What do you mean?
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Like ghosts?
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Life after death?
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Or just...
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things that can't be explained.
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No.
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No, I don't believe
in supernatural shit.
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Nothing sticks around
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after this.
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People exist.
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Then they don't.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Hi, I'm Jillian.
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Jillian Hodgson.
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I used to be Jillian Hope.
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My mother and I, we...
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My God.
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You lived here.
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I met you when you were this high.
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Was that 20 years ago?
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I raised my own daughters since then.
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I just moved back here not too long ago.
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I was just in the neighborhood
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and I was wondering if...
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Come in.
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Thanks.
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All happy memories here.
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For the most part.
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Can't be perfect.
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Your dad, is he the same Bill Hope
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that does the neighborhoods?
Willow Courts and all that?
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You see the signs around.
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Yeah, that's... that's him.
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Not a lot of willows
in those photos though.
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Well...
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they stopped work on that one I think.
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Good.
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Do you like Matcha?
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I drink five cups a day.
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I'm afraid to Google and
see if that's healthy or not.
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Would you mind if I took
a look at my old room?
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That would be my daughter.
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- One sec.
- Sure.
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Hi, Pam.
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How are you doing?
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That's great.
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Jillian, where are you?
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I was just going to the restroom.
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Okay, I'll see you guys on Saturday.
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Okay, bye. Hi.
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Hi, bubsy, yeah.
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What is that?
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You're a good baby.
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You doing okay?
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Hey...
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Hey, it's gonna be okay.
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It's gonna be okay.
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What are you thinking?
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Jill...
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talk to me.
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Why did you go to his house that night?
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Are you upset?
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No, it's...
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it's just the cops said it
seemed like you weren't...
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saying something.
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Um...
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You know, I'm... I'm not
really sure what to think.
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Tom. Tom, he's upstairs.
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It's in the bathroom! I don't know.
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He was staring at me.
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Who?
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He's looking right at me!
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Stay back.
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So what exactly do you mean by
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became real?
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I know how it sounds,
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but that's what I mean.
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He became real.
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Well, let's talk about that.
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So I made him up as a kid.
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I drew these little stories about him.
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And then when I was
eight, when my dad left,
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he came out of a door
in the back of my closet.
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Not in my imagination.
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In reality.
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So let's talk about what.
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Pretzel Jack represents.
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When your father left
this figure became real.
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And losing Jason made
you think about him again.
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So do you think that this figure
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feels more real to you
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when you're in distress?
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You're not accepting my premise.
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I just want to steer you back
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to talking about this.
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Well, I want to talk about Pretzel Jack.
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It's related.
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All right, now our time really is up.
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If you want to make an
appointment to see me...
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You're not listening to me.
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This week, we can maybe
do tomorrow or Friday.
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But I'm going to suggest...
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listen.
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Xanax...
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for the day and Ambien for sleep.
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You know, no. No. Fucking forget it. No.
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Listen, redirecting your
distress into anger...
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I'm not redirecting, okay?
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And I don't need prescriptions.
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I need someone to
listen to what I'm saying
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which is what I'm paying you for.
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I am listening...
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No, you know what? Fuck this.
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- I'm out. I'm done.
- Jillian, if you would just
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reconsider, I'm... I'm...
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Hey.
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Hey there.
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Sup?
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I wanted to maybe talk about
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this neighborhood watch situation.
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And say thanks.
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- For what?
- Just...
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being nice the other day and listening.
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You try lucid dreaming?
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Not yet.
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Hey, you... wanna...
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kombucha or something?
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Sure.
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You study this?
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Yeah, yeah, I learned
Portuguese last year.
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It's a warm culture, so they...
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they have more words about intimacy.
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Like there's a word
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for the tender scratching
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of a lover's head.
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- Really?
- Cafuné.
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I always wanted to learn more languages.
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I always felt like I had
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so much going on inside my head
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and I never...
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had enough words to explain it.
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I guess that's kind of how
I'm feeling again these days.
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Forgive me if I'm being too forward,
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but...
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does that maybe have
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something to do with
your door situation?
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You can tell me.
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Um...
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I don't know if I can.
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It sounds crazy.
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Well, I promise I won't
call the men in white coats.
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Here.
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Try me.
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Um...
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This person
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or...
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thing that came out of our basement.
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That's what killed our friend, Jason.
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I saw it.
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Somehow I...
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I think I created him
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or invited him
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maybe.
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I made him up when I was a kid,
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and then...
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when my family was going
through a really bad time
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this figure appeared.
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You're sure it was the same figure?
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He's...
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pretty distinctive.
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He's a contortionist clown.
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Contortionist clown.
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Yeah.
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The laughing shadow.
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- What?
- The clown.
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The clown. Lives only in the present.
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He doesn't understand past or future.
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He's a...
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He's a healer, a guardian.
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Wait, so... so if...
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Pretzel Jack attacked your friend,
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I mean, why would he do that?
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Was he...
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trying to protect you from him, or?
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We had gotten into this
huge fight about Tom and...
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Well, the details don't matter, but...
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it just...
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Sometimes I feel like
no one is listening.
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And...
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I feel like I'm trapped
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and there's this
frustration and anger and...
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So you were angry at your friend.
266
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And then he got killed by Pretzel Jack.
267
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Yeah.
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Is there anyone else
that you might've...
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gotten angry with recently?
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Shit.
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What?
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I need to go see my therapist.
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Are you okay?
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Are you?
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What's going on?
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Sorry, she... She thought
she left something.
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Are... are you Tom?
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You shouldn't have gone
to see the baby like that.
279
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You crossed a boundary.
280
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So can you talk to her?
281
00:26:28,185 --> 00:26:30,919
I don't think what Sarah
is doing to you is right.
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But...
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00:26:34,117 --> 00:26:36,951
if she's trying to protect her family...
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It's not really my
place to disrupt that.
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Tom.
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This is a safe place.
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00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:58,981
You know that, right?
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There is...
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an ocean inside of you.
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And you can rest at the bottom.
291
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Find the silence there.
292
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Use the silence.
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You and only you are the author
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of your own reality.
295
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,874
He looks just like me.
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00:27:36,412 --> 00:27:38,079
I know.
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Come on.
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00:27:44,554 --> 00:27:45,853
Yeah.
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Find your silence.
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00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:10,137
I'm going to feed my fish.
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00:30:45,013 --> 00:30:46,858
Guess Tom's not home.
302
00:30:47,816 --> 00:30:49,409
Maybe that's good.
303
00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,118
You know, after that little excursion
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00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,020
I wouldn't mind
finishing our conversation
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00:30:54,022 --> 00:30:55,689
if you want.
306
00:30:55,691 --> 00:30:57,391
Yeah.
307
00:30:57,393 --> 00:31:00,060
You know, I was thinking. It's funny.
308
00:31:00,062 --> 00:31:02,195
It didn't occur to me at first, but...
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00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:03,897
you weren't the only
kid who had to invent
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00:31:03,899 --> 00:31:05,832
a sidekick slash guardian.
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00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:06,967
Yeah?
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00:31:06,969 --> 00:31:09,169
Yeah, when I was a kid I was...
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00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,598
kind of a weird little runt, I guess.
314
00:31:11,601 --> 00:31:14,608
And I was an only child. I hated my mom.
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00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:17,844
Spent all my time alone drawing and...
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00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:21,114
I drew myself a friend, right?
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00:31:21,116 --> 00:31:23,617
He was this... he was like a kid.
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00:31:23,619 --> 00:31:24,818
He was super tall.
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00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:26,135
He was, like, taller than any adult.
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00:31:26,137 --> 00:31:27,888
He had this big, scary face
321
00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,723
so nobody would mess with him.
322
00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:31,520
He was my best friend,
like, in the world.
323
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,627
Just like your pretzel guy.
324
00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:34,861
What was his name?
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00:31:34,863 --> 00:31:37,764
Yeah, I called him Tall Boy.
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00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:39,625
- Tall Boy?
- 'Cause he was tall.
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00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:42,358
My crayons were also my friends, though.
328
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:43,970
- Your crayons?
- Yeah.
329
00:31:43,972 --> 00:31:46,521
My crayons were like my crew.
330
00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:50,911
Crayons, like Crayola Crayons?
331
00:31:50,913 --> 00:31:53,246
I mean, I was like four, so.
332
00:32:00,055 --> 00:32:02,155
You mind if I ask you a question?
333
00:32:02,157 --> 00:32:03,418
Yeah, go ahead.
334
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,820
Do...
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00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:08,060
you and your husband. Do
you fight with him a lot?
336
00:32:08,063 --> 00:32:09,963
No.
337
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,475
I mean, all couples fight.
338
00:32:14,478 --> 00:32:16,592
We have some things
we have to figure out,
339
00:32:16,595 --> 00:32:18,420
but it's just part of being married.
340
00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,773
Yeah.
341
00:32:20,776 --> 00:32:22,976
Is it?
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00:32:22,978 --> 00:32:26,112
I mean, at a certain point you
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00:32:26,114 --> 00:32:29,002
realize you can't solve
all your problems with sex.
344
00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,805
Yeah.
345
00:32:30,808 --> 00:32:32,018
I don't know
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00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,604
shit about marriage, I guess.
347
00:32:35,390 --> 00:32:37,257
Are you an only child?
348
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:39,025
Yeah, I was.
349
00:32:39,027 --> 00:32:41,228
You know, I am too.
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00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:42,796
Only children,
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00:32:42,798 --> 00:32:44,731
scientifically more imaginative.
352
00:32:46,018 --> 00:32:48,118
Especially those with
unreliable fathers.
353
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:55,281
Someone told you about my dad.
354
00:32:56,944 --> 00:32:58,777
I mean,
355
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,241
he's got signs all over the place.
356
00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,507
He's still around here building
357
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,284
subdivisions and stuff, right?
358
00:33:05,471 --> 00:33:07,838
Yeah, so I've heard.
359
00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:10,390
You don't talk to him?
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00:33:11,901 --> 00:33:13,367
No.
361
00:33:14,229 --> 00:33:17,964
- He made his choice.
- What choice?
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00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:19,766
To leave?
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00:33:21,243 --> 00:33:25,667
Well, imagine my father's situation.
364
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,942
On one hand you have your family.
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00:33:28,944 --> 00:33:31,644
The woman you married,
the daughter you took
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00:33:31,647 --> 00:33:33,814
to soccer practice every weekend.
367
00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,053
And then on the other hand you have
368
00:33:40,055 --> 00:33:41,988
your other family.
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00:33:43,328 --> 00:33:44,892
The one that you've been hiding
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00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:47,103
from the first family
for the last ten years.
371
00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,300
I'm sorry. I-I-
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00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:58,538
I didn't, um...
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00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,473
I should go home.
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00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:03,977
- Yeah.
- Thanks for this.
375
00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:07,313
Okay. Yeah. Anytime. Anytime.
376
00:34:07,315 --> 00:34:09,382
I'll see you around, yeah.
377
00:34:09,384 --> 00:34:12,319
Yeah, yeah, hey, have a good night.
378
00:34:12,322 --> 00:34:14,287
You too.
379
00:36:16,623 --> 00:36:18,390
Hey, Tom!
380
00:36:19,359 --> 00:36:21,526
Tom!
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00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:24,529
Tom, I know you're there
I can hear you breathing.
382
00:36:24,531 --> 00:36:27,198
I Know that was you at
the playground yesterday.
383
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,668
If you ever come near
me and my family again
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00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:31,336
I'll call the police!
385
00:36:31,338 --> 00:36:33,383
Stay away from me and my family!
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00:36:33,473 --> 00:36:37,142
Stay away from me and my family!
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