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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I had to pee.
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As per usual.
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Huh. I do? No, I don't.
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I do?
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No, I don't know how to do my makeup,
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because, uh,
I literally stabbed myself in the eye
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like three times today when I was trying
to put my mascara on.
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So... whoops.
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Giggle, I would love for you
to do my makeup.
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We could play.
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FireMANdy, dragon, cut it out.
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Come on, you guys are so annoying.
I hate your inside jokes.
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You know, if you guys
don't get to the cumshow,
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I'm just gonna have to go off cam
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and I'm gonna do it without you, so...
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Nobody wants that, right?
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But really?
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I need it, so hurry up.
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Uh! Diggy, thank you.
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All right.
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Spanks.
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Um...
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One... Oof.
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Two...
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Three. Oh, my God, my butt's gonna hurt.
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Four.
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And five.
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And one for good luck.
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Cut it out.
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No more jokes.
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Come on, guys. We are so close
to the cumshow, Tinker,
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I'm waiting patiently.
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Barney!
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Yellow log gets you bounces.
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Ready?
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Huh, huh, huh...
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What is that?
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Nice, Dumpy.
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All right, two more.
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For you, Tiny.
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Oh, thank you, Carpie,
you're so sweet.
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Oh, I love this song.
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Oh, yes, Barney!
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Finally. Okay. It's time to vote.
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You guys get to pick which one
will fit me just right.
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We have...
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little baby bear, which is ten tokens.
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He looks like a bear.
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And then we have Momma Bear
for 20 tokens.
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And then Big Papa Bear.
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Bye, Can. Big Papa Bear is 50 tokens,
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and I don't know what this thing
is gonna do, but...
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We'll figure it out. Thank you, dumpty.
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Okay, vote.
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Who will it be?
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Hm.
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Come on guys, choose one.
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Get it together.
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Okay, seriously, dude, fuck off.
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Goodbye. Anyway...
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What the hell?
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All right, dude, does this turn you on
while you jack it in your mom's basement?
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Do you guys see this?
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Carpy, come on.
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Fine.
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Is this what you want?
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Hm?
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Is it?
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I'll fucking do it.
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Gotcha.
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Amazing. I think we really got 'em.
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Look! We're 53.
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We've worked so hard.
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Aren't you excited?
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Okay, you don't care.
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Have a great night.
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Have a great night.
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Have a great night.
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Zombie girl says goodnight.
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Zombie girl says goodnight.
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Hey, Tink.
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How you feeling?
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This chickadee's at 53.
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- Yes, she is.
- Yeah.
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I think asking you to cut up
your pussy was a nice touch.
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Oh, my gosh, yeah,
you really got the room riled up.
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- You make such a good anonymous visitor.
- Thank you.
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- BarnacleBob seems to like it.
- I know!
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I think I finally caught my whale.
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I hope so. I just worry you might be
trying to make another girl jealous.
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I don't care. He's a huge tipper.
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Tink, don't you want us to make
number one this year?
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Of course!
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Sixty-five to 53, that has to be a record.
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- You wanna take a nice bath, relax?
- Sure.
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Oh, tonight went so well! I told you
people are craving crazy shows.
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They are! Those guys get so nasty.
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Yeah. What the fuck was that?
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Are you kidding me? It was amazing.
It felt so real.
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Anyway, how was the job hunt?
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Oh... you know.
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Well, you're in IT.
I'm sure you'll find something.
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No, yeah, I guess you're right.
I've been looking
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into maybe moving out of the state,
actually.
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- There's more opportunity, I guess.
- Fuck.
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Everyone's still online.
I should get back on.
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Give them a chance to miss you.
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Food!
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Thank you.
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Oh! What's that?
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- Looks fancy.
- Sushi.
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You know what, Tink? Um...
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- I think I'm gonna go.
- Why, my chickadee?
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- Don't you wanna try the bubble bath?
- No, I do, I do.
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I, um...
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I'm just really tired.
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- You know, next time, I promise.
- Sorry, Tink.
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- Hey, sweetheart.
- Barney!
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Hi!
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Did you like the show?
Number one, here I come!
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You're pretty wild, aren't you?
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Oh, you know it.
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- But seriously, thank you.
- Don't worry about it.
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Princess X has been slacking off.
You snooze, you lose.
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I bet she's missing you
right now, huh?
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You look beautiful, even covered in blood.
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Mm!
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You know, I was thinking
about getting in this bath.
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Don't let me stop you.
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- Aww, thanks, Barney.
- Any time.
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Let's have some fun.
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- Ow.
- Do you want a unibrow for your date?
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I just don't understand why
you won't tell me his name.
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Because you would just go
chasing after him yourself.
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- You kidding?
- Mom?
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I have no idea what hot knocks is,
so I just grabbed all of these.
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Okay. What do you think?
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Is my daughter a sweetheart,
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or a red vixen?
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Can I go now?
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Sure.
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- Thank you.
- Don't forget to pick up the folding table
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- on your way home.
- Ugh. Fine.
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It's for your birthday.
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A little enthusiasm wouldn't kill you.
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You're gonna be there, right, Alice?
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- Alice.
- What?
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- Saturday.
- Yeah. No, Jordan, I'll get it off.
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That looks nice.
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When can I see your new place?
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I don't know. When I'm less busy.
153
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I really wish you wouldn't do that.
It's not a good look.
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Come on.
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- Hey.
- Jordo, come here.
156
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- So, guess what?
- What?
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I... I slit my throat last night.
158
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Holy shit.
159
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- That's actually kinda cool.
- Thanks.
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- Oh, it was fucking awesome.
- Dude.
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Seriously, everybody in my room loved it.
It was just like...
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I'm like this fucking close
to breaking top 50. I can taste it.
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Nice.
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Thanks, Jordan.
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Ahem.
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Shut up. I'm gonna tell her.
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Mm, okay.
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I will. I just have to...
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My ranking needs to be better.
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Sure, okay.
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- Wow, this is fun.
- Oh, okay.
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Do you wanna see
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- all of the dick pics I get?
- Oh, God.
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Let's look through. Let's look at 'em.
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- What are you looking at?
- Look at them all.
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- They're just...
- She's texting a boy.
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- Alice?
- Yeah.
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Play hard to get.
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Make 'em want it.
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- Want it?
- Mom! Gross!
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- What do you know...
- You're hurting me.
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- Ah, no.
- about her date?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Spill it!
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Shit, sorry.
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- Katie.
- Alice, hey.
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I did not know you worked here.
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You look so pretty.
Uh... Are you going out?
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Oh, no, I just...
I'm having, like, a dinner thing.
189
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So, how's... how's your life
and how's your family?
190
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Oh, they're good. Jordan's turning 17
191
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and we're having a party for him
on Saturday, so...
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Cool.
193
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Uh, actually, I need napkins.
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- Could you show me where they are?
- Yeah, they're...
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right this way.
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So what have you been up to again?
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Is everything okay?
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You should come.
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- Huh?
- To the party.
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You should come.
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- Jordan's party.
- I... I guess so, sure.
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- Sure. Uh...
- Good. Great.
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Napkins.
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Oh! Oh, my God.
205
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Diggie sent me homemade cookies.
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- Aw, sweet.
- Isn't that sweet?
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He's such a sweetheart.
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Oh!
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Oh, Fox, you are gonna like these.
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- I will model them for you.
- Okay.
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Ready?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, Diggie knows how to make me feel
like a lady.
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Mm-mm!
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So, um...
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TINKERBOY
FGL VIDEO DECLINED
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Jesus.
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I'm down to 55. How am I supposed
to hold my spot? Not sleep?
219
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I know. I cammed 70 hours this week
and my rank hasn't budged.
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Ugh. Baby's number one
and she doesn't even try.
221
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She barely even knows her guys.
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I don't think Baby even registers rank.
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She's on a whole 'nother level.
224
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Well, that's the level
that I need to be on.
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So let's do a cool show.
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- They're popular.
- No, I don't do public shows.
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I don't tell my guys I love them
and I don't fake my orgasms.
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My rules.
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What about a, um...
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a swap show?
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You know, like, every 1,500 tokens,
we swap personalities.
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Hmm... Mm-mm.
233
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No, I couldn't pull off
doing one of your crazy shows.
234
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Oh, well, thank you.
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00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,782
What about a control show?
You would jump, like, 20 places, easy.
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- And, we could do it from mine.
- No.
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Cam Girl Clubhouse is,
like, so far out of my way.
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- I just...
- Aaah.
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No, if we do it there...
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- No, no.
- Yes.
241
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Picture it. A control show on a Vibatron.
242
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We would kill it.
243
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,180
Oh, God, Vibratron is so extreme.
244
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I don't wanna ride...
245
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,141
No, no. I'll do it. I'll ride it.
246
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That shit destroys your clit.
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Really?
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- Just trust me on this one.
- Okay.
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Stop it!
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- Is that better?
- Yeah.
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Fucking idiot.
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Major America,
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can you even see what's...
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It's dripping!
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00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,051
My cells are constantly changing, so my
water changes all the time, but most...
256
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,053
Her head...
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00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,649
Aw, I wanna come.
258
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Hey, thanks, Boar.
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Oh.
260
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,202
My pillow just stabbed me
with a feather.
261
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,292
Go away, I'm studying.
262
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,014
Hey, sweetheart, how are you?
263
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,850
Good. Just planning tonight's show.
You coming?
264
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,559
Maybe.
265
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,812
I wanna show you something.
266
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,108
- You like?
- It's beautiful.
267
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,069
Well, then it's yours.
268
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,488
Barney, you're so good to me.
269
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,409
Hey, I hear you'll be
in my neck of the woods next week.
270
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,911
Oh, yeah? You live near Princess?
271
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:41,996
In the area.
272
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,874
I was thinking you might
wanna take me out.
273
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,333
I might.
274
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,461
Where do you live?
I'll come pick you up.
275
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,421
Oh, I'll meet you. Where are you staying?
276
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,590
I'll be at the Royal Desert Lodge,
but you don't...
277
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,760
Bye.
278
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,137
That was weird.
279
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,606
Leave me alone.
280
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,318
Eye on the prize, baby.
281
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,780
Top 50.
282
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,479
Hi, guys. Sorry, I had to pee.
283
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,548
Uh, Danger, yes, I did.
284
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,134
As you know, peeing really fast is,
like, my superpower.
285
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,764
Oh, thank you, Danger.
286
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,225
What, are you trying to get me drunk? Hm?
287
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,185
Cheers.
288
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,229
Who's ready to get
this date night started?
289
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,066
Tink, I know we're missing Humper, but
he's always late and we're hungry, right?
290
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,819
All right, let's eat.
291
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,156
It's a little hard to cut.
292
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,075
Oh, my God.
293
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:02,784
I'm trying!
294
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,705
I'm not just gonna bite it, Diggie.
295
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,331
I'm a classy lady.
296
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,333
I'm not some kind of barbarian.
297
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,085
Should I?
298
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,382
All right, I'll take a bite. Okay.
299
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,757
This is what you want?
300
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Oh, God.
301
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,225
Okay.
302
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,943
Thank you! Thank you, Apple.
303
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,485
I do.
304
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,613
I'm not gonna eat with my hands.
305
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,033
Don't be ridiculous.
All right, fine. One bite.
306
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,121
This is crazy.
307
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,334
What?
308
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,379
Oh, my God! 50! 50!
309
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,714
I made it!
310
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:03,012
Oh, my God. We did it. We fucking did it!
311
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,766
Guys! Oh, my God, we've been waiting
so long for this.
312
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,518
Thank you so much for all your help.
This has been...
313
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,936
so amazing.
314
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,897
I can't... I just...
I'm over the moon.
315
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,106
Thank you so much.
316
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,735
I know, Humper,
we've been trying for so long!
317
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,487
You guys are the best room ever.
318
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,447
Oh, my God, Carpie,
319
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,408
for you, yes, I will,
I will be eating with my hands.
320
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,078
Guys.
321
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,207
Guys, where are you going?
We're still eating.
322
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,251
We're celebrating!
323
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,046
Whoooo!
324
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,174
We've been working so hard.
325
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,598
Guys, again, thank you so much.
326
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,185
This has been so amazing.
I can't believe we finally hit it.
327
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,231
Silly. It's one piece per rank.
328
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,066
No.
329
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:02,363
Lola has to drop ten places
if you want me naked.
330
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,077
Okay, five.
331
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,329
This is so exciting.
332
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,706
Cheers. To top 50!
333
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,499
No, wait,
334
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:15,793
- six.
- Guys...
335
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,129
Welcome, anybody who just arrived,
we just hit top 50
336
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,422
for the first time ever!
337
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,549
Top off.
338
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,635
Oh!
339
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,763
I made us some dessert.
340
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,807
- Come on, boys.
- Apple pie,
341
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,934
- covered in confetti.
- You like this?
342
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,814
First person to tip 3,000 tokens gets
a twin pie sent straight to their house.
343
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,193
Oh, yeah!
344
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,614
Thank you guys so much.
345
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,660
This is so amazing. I can't believe
we finally did it. We hit 50!
346
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,494
Goodnight.
347
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,585
Aw, only nine places.
348
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,670
Better luck next time.
349
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,964
Thanks, boys.
350
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,274
Hello.
351
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:24,236
Hey, are you okay?
352
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,115
- Tinker?
- That was really, really low of Princess.
353
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,909
She's just so desperate.
354
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,911
Tinker, why are you using this number?
355
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,079
It's for emergencies, right?
356
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,374
You haven't been answering
my FGL calls. I've been worried.
357
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,209
Tinker, this is not okay.
358
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,338
- Did I see you at the store today?
- Oh.
359
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,133
I... I... I got a job.
360
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,886
- I... I thought I told you...
- You moved here?
361
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,055
Well, no... I mean... yes.
362
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,724
I'm... I'm... I'm staying at,
uh, the Green Acres.
363
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,101
I'm looking
for something more permanent. Uh...
364
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,020
Tinker, you can't just show up here.
365
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,813
It's... No, it's a happy coincidence.
366
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,067
I... I didn't mean to worry you.
367
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,984
Mission failure.
368
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,828
What are you talking about?
I thought this...
369
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,742
Fucking freefall.
370
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,047
- Hey, Lola.
- Hey, Fox.
371
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,297
What's up?
372
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,217
We're doing the show.
373
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,067
- Lola!
- Hey.
374
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,865
Dude, that suicide show was so amazing.
375
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,577
- You could seriously be the next Baby.
- Thank you.
376
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,372
You okay? You look a little tired.
377
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,458
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
378
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:05,254
Lola. Running late for your big show?
379
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:06,797
Fuck off.
380
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,591
Whoa! Wow.
381
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,593
What did I do?
382
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,346
Stripping just to kill my rank.
383
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,264
Come on.
384
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:19,309
I hear you've been cuddling up to Barney.
385
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,396
Well, it's not like
I asked him to be there.
386
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,982
- You did poach him from Baby, Princess.
- Mm.
387
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,818
- You're riding a Vibatron tonight.
- Yep.
388
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:31,864
You know, I have
a friend who lost all sensation
389
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,782
'cause she stayed on one of those
too long.
390
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,119
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
391
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,246
Don't worry about it. You'll be fine.
392
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,998
You're probably gonna have to fake it.
393
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,209
You ready to break one of your rules?
394
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,086
Lola!
395
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,588
- Hey.
- You're late.
396
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,797
I know.
397
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,132
- You ready?
- Yeah.
398
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,468
Bye.
399
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,428
- Bye.
- Bye.
400
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,595
Tonight, our people...
401
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,811
Gavin, you have to let the poor girl come.
402
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:46,355
Faster.
403
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,857
If you can Cumberbund me...
404
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,777
Oh! And, off!
405
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,739
Damn it, Pussy Magnet.
God, you guys are driving me crazy.
406
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,659
No, no, no, no. Keep it going, guys.
407
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,660
- Let's go.
- Come on!
408
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,456
- Barney.
- Barney.
409
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,416
Um... I don't know.
410
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,169
Oh, definitely.
411
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,629
- Hm? Mm-hm.
- Mm.
412
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,297
Ooh! We have a winner.
413
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,513
Oh!
414
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,431
Turn that thing back on.
415
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,267
Come on, you can do better!
416
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:31,150
I think we're going
for an epic withholding record.
417
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,235
Oh, my God.
418
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,861
Oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out.
419
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,998
What are you supposed to say?
420
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,375
Yee-ha.
421
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,587
- Oh, Barney wants to shut you up.
- Damn it, Barney.
422
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,754
Sorry, honey.
423
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,094
More speed. Get ready, honey.
424
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,978
Oh, my God, 47!
425
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,608
Thank you, thank you!
426
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,055
Oh, no.
427
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,016
I think I got bubbles in my eye.
428
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,684
Aaah!
429
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,519
Can you go blind from bubbles?
430
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,444
Hello?
431
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,499
Is someone there?
432
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,698
...dying...
433
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,497
That's how I know...
434
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,753
Stop it!
435
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,009
Come on, you guys know how I live.
436
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:27,968
Hardcore.
437
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,930
On the edge.
438
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,450
Aw, Giggle, thank you.
439
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,871
Okay. So here's the game.
440
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:59,459
If you tip 50,
I pop Dolphin and turn him into a hat.
441
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,878
FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
442
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,547
Hi, um...
443
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,298
...fight another day.
444
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:09,094
- I'm having some trouble with my account.
- Okay. I'm gonna need your access code.
445
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,764
- It's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
- Oh, cute dolphin!
446
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,850
- Alice Ackerman.
- Yeah, that's me.
447
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,102
What seems to be the problem?
448
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,440
Oh, I'm just like... I'm locked
out of my account and I think...
449
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,360
I think you guys are just, like,
replaying an old show or something.
450
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,321
Hmm... I don't think that's possible.
We can't do that.
451
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,991
Um... Can you just bring up my channel?
452
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,868
Yes, I've got it up over here.
453
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,996
Okay. Well, does it say it's live?
454
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:37,581
That's what I'm seeing.
455
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,500
Uh...
456
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:45,046
- Are you watching it right now?
- Yes, ma'am.
457
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,885
Well, dude, is she on the fucking phone?
458
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,889
I'm going to have to put you on hold.
I'll be right with you.
459
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,479
Come on...
460
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,149
Why would you wanna do that?
461
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,569
No, it's not. It's not me hiding...
462
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,280
- It's you guys. You're the killers.
- Which...
463
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,426
Hey, tonebug.
464
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:16,369
Are you gonna save Dolphin's life?
465
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,040
- What the fuck?
- Hi, Miss Ackerman.
466
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,750
Uh, yeah, I'm here.
467
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,213
The show's live and the performer
matches the ID on file, so...
468
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,673
Can you just freeze the account
or something?
469
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,635
You can disable the account
from your model control page.
470
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,596
I can't disable the account
because I'm locked out.
471
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,722
So can you just...
472
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,599
do something?
473
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,852
Let me escalate this
up to tier two support.
474
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,687
We'll get back to you shortly.
475
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,205
Can I help you with anything else today?
476
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,943
- No. Thanks, I guess.
- All righty.
477
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,903
Thank you for choosing Free Girls Live.
478
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,035
So, like, I'm literally going to burn
my house down
479
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,204
so a fireman will take pity on my ass,
480
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,917
and no, I want him to start my fire,
not put it out.
481
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,170
I just need to get fucked, you know?
482
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:53,967
Aw, thank you, Tink. You're the best.
483
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,099
Shit.
484
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:09,232
Aw, I'm all pruney now.
Look at my fingers.
485
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,946
I'm a wrinkle monster.
486
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,160
Hey, we have a new friend.
487
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,705
Hello, Teapot.
488
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,498
Welcome to my bath.
489
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:47,895
Fuck.
490
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,025
All right, who's next?
491
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,196
Guys, I have a seriously lonely looking
left tit over here.
492
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,865
- This is so weird.
- Who wants to claim it?
493
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,284
- You think they're replaying a show?
- No.
494
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:05,246
Guys, my ass is, like, prime real estate
right now.
495
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,915
Who wants to own my ass?
496
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,001
- They do own all our footage. Maybe...
- It's a live show.
497
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,463
Oh, my God, Tink!
498
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,132
- Here, say something.
- Okay.
499
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,133
All yours.
500
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,472
- It's probably a glitch.
- No, I mean, here. I'll tip her.
501
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:25,641
Hey.
502
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,020
Okay, um...
503
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:30,939
Orange?
504
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:33,525
Orange!
505
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,568
That's so fucked.
506
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,405
- Orange.
- Is Princess here?
507
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,449
Yeah, she's...
508
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,451
Was she by her computer last night,
because...
509
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,578
I swear, if another white dude asks me
to get naked.
510
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,081
What part of non nude
can't you understand?
511
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,624
Oh, my gosh, Papa.
512
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,627
Well, I told you that my PO box
is just, like...
513
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,546
not working anymore.
514
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,256
Buy things from my wish list
515
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,059
- and they'll get sent right to me.
- Weird.
516
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,260
Yeah.
517
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,761
It is weird.
518
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,056
Considering I did a show here last night
and then this morning...
519
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,142
Lola, you need to chill for a sec.
520
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,685
- Did you call FGL?
- Yes!
521
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,811
And they weren't helpful.
522
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,273
Welcome to the internet.
Accounts get jacked.
523
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,358
Yeah, after I cammed here.
524
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:16,985
What are you even saying?
525
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,864
That she stole the password
from my computer,
526
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,909
found somebody who looks exactly like you,
convinced them to buy your account,
527
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:25,993
all in one night?
528
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,664
Honestly, if I was gonna through
all that trouble,
529
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:33,251
I'd probably try for someone
in the top... ten.
530
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,298
You know what? If I find out
that either of you were behind this...
531
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,381
Lola, baby.
532
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:41,718
It's time to go.
533
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,679
Oh, Diggy!
534
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,563
FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
535
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,357
Hi, yeah, I called yesterday about being
locked out of my account.
536
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,484
I'm looking for an update.
537
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,736
Okay, I'm gonna need your access code.
538
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,530
Yeah, it's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
539
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,824
Can you repeat that, please?
540
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,244
1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
541
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,080
Hello?
542
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,210
I'm sorry, but I'm seeing that access code
is not valid.
543
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,794
What?
544
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,464
I'm seeing that access code is not valid.
545
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,092
Okay. Well, can I talk to your supervisor,
please?
546
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,887
Ma'am, you could be anyone.
Without a valid access code,
547
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,681
- I can't verify your identity.
- Just let me back into my account.
548
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:32,227
My access code
is 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
549
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:35,772
I'm very sorry, but I'm showing
that access code is invalid.
550
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,982
Fucking kidding me?
You guys take half of my money,
551
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,734
and you promise 24-hour tech support,
552
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,444
so why don't you do your job and fix it?
553
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,947
I need to ask you to calm down.
You're acting hysterical.
554
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,909
Listen to me, asshole, there's some girl
on my account made up to look like me,
555
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,162
- taking my money.
- Ma'am, could you bring it down a notch?
556
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,330
Fucker.
557
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,216
I've been calling you all day.
558
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,635
I was picking up Jordan's present.
559
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,261
You look terrible.
560
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,513
Thank you.
561
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,973
Can you wrap this for me?
562
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,977
- Sure.
- Thank you.
563
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060
Wait!
564
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,982
A new lippy fixes everything.
565
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:20,942
Girls, what do you think?
566
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,987
No.
567
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:25,655
Hello.
568
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,660
I've got it.
569
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,332
Lola, you're beautiful today.
570
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:41,379
Uh, last night was so fun, I thought
I'd bring you some flowers to thank you.
571
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,339
Thank you.
What are you doing here, Tinker?
572
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,632
Arnold, please.
573
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:48,177
- Is that your mom? Can't wait to meet her.
- Now's not a good time.
574
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,056
But you told me last night.
575
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,102
You want me in real life.
You... you love me.
576
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,801
- so I thought that...
- I didn't talk to you last night.
577
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,861
Oh... Lola.
578
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,572
It's not supposed to happen like this.
579
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,656
Calm down.
580
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,366
Tell me what's wrong, and I will help.
581
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,953
We will talk about this later,
but right now, you need to go.
582
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,539
I will always be here for you.
583
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,087
Ooh, who is that?
584
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
I don't know.
585
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:39,955
Shit!
586
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,630
Oh...
587
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,194
Barney, I'm in a library.
588
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,740
Oh, my God. That's so naughty.
589
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,661
Dee...
590
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,415
Humper bought you a flash.
What should I show you?
591
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,752
Barney, control yourself.
592
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:30,506
All right. I'm gonna get
in so much trouble.
593
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:37,555
Oh, my God.
594
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,183
Let's go somewhere a little more private.
595
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,059
Okay.
596
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,561
Good.
597
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:47,106
Guys, this is crazy.
598
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:48,690
Okay.
599
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,653
Okay, where should we go?
This looks good.
600
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,201
Uh... OK.
601
00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:01,204
You guys, this is so crazy.
602
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:04,957
Humper! I can't.
603
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,627
Oh, my God. You know what?
604
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,213
What the hell?
605
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,465
Make me famous.
606
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,595
Ohh! I told you guys.
607
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,054
Holy shit, dude.
608
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,349
Hey.
609
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,519
Where's Jordan?
610
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,275
Guys, relax. I'm not gonna tell on you.
611
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,157
- What do you guys want?
- Wait, wait, wait.
612
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,577
Brendan, get in here.
613
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,288
Jordan.
614
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,626
Hey, Jordan!
615
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,586
Happy birthday.
616
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:52,547
Thanks.
617
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,342
Oh, hey, um... you're late.
618
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,428
Uh... I don't care.
619
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,515
Hey, Jordan, your sister wants you.
620
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,065
- You're here! Finally.
- Finally.
621
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,859
Lynne was telling us
you bought a house.
622
00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:14,986
Well, she's renting and I told her
she should buy it
623
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:18,531
because, you know, I've been telling her
how important it is to invest.
624
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:20,950
What was the job again?
625
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,619
Uh, I'm in, like, web development.
626
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,663
Ooh. Sounds fancy. What kind?
627
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,668
Uh, it's just like, freelance,
sort of small businesses and stuff.
628
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:34,422
- She's going through an ambitious phase.
- It's a phase, you know.
629
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,842
We're both so entrepreneurial.
Katie, what's going on with you?
630
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:40,928
- Uh, actually, let's not talk about work.
- I'm with you.
631
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,889
Okay, fine, let's do the cake.
632
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:44,473
We should. I have to go soon.
633
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,226
No, it's your brother's birthday,
you can make time.
634
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,604
Jordan, get your friends.
We're doing the cake.
635
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,939
Um... You come here
and take a photo of me.
636
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:54,233
I wanna get my picture in this outfit.
637
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,194
On, camera, okay.
638
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:58,905
- Ahem.
- Okay, ready?
639
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,698
- Yeah.
- One, two, three.
640
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,784
- One more, let me get the boobs.
- OK, cool.
641
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,578
One, two, three.
642
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,247
- Cool. Nice one.
- Yeah.
643
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:09,999
Oh, God, I look so blotchy.
644
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,542
- No, you don't.
- No, I do.
645
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,919
Uh, let me fix it.
646
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,422
- You look great.
- Thanks.
647
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,924
- How's your mom?
- Alex, stop!
648
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,093
- What's going on?
- Jordan, what are you...
649
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:24,764
- Fucking stop!
- Jordan, language!
650
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,807
- Jordan, stop!
- Peter, what are you...
651
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,393
- Porn star!
- Fucking stop!
652
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,979
Your sister does porn.
653
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,355
Cut it out!
654
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,196
I don't think
I've ever come that hard.
655
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,616
I have always wanted to do that.
It felt like...
656
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,243
Can you turn that off?
657
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:50,248
I'm so good at my job.
I love each and every one...
658
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,763
Mom.
659
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,146
I was gonna tell you, okay?
660
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,399
I didn't know how,
I didn't know how to...
661
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,401
We're doing the cake.
662
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,837
Lift, and lift!
663
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,215
And lift, and lift! Now squats.
664
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,427
Whoo! Feel that burn.
665
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,555
Oh, I am so sweaty.
666
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,851
Come on, Giggle, I'm so tired.
667
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,728
All right, let's...
668
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,314
pull, pull...
669
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,065
Pull, pull... Oh!
670
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,943
Barney, you are my life saver,
thank you.
671
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:05,740
These last few shows have been
so amazing.
672
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,327
I'm, like, so proud of you guys.
You really brought the fire.
673
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:11,704
Aww.
674
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,333
Guys, thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
675
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,961
All right.
676
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,130
Who's ready to kick my ass?
677
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,590
Giggle!
678
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,217
Step, touch, step, touch,
679
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:28,387
step, touch, step, touch, step, touch...
680
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,515
Tou...
681
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,893
All right, time for spanks.
682
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,769
And...
683
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,270
one.
684
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,776
Two. Oh, that one hurt.
685
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,195
Let's do, three.
686
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,157
Four. Oh, my...
687
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,912
Okay. This what you're lookin' for?
688
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,875
Five. Ow. Six.
689
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,630
Seven. Ow. Teapot, you're
gonna make me bruise.
690
00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:05,758
Eight.
691
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,468
Nine. Oh, my God.
692
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,470
And one more, one more.
693
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,180
Ten.
694
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,977
All right, Teapot.
695
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,231
Ready?
696
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:26,028
One. Ow!
697
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,613
Two.
698
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:29,782
Three.
699
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,284
Four. Ow.
700
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,621
Five. Oh, that was a good one.
701
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,498
Six. Ooh!
702
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,417
Seven.
703
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,378
Eight. Oh! Nine.
704
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,088
And ten.
705
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:50,719
Oh, you guys wanna break me, huh?
706
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:58,018
Let's see what we have in here.
707
00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:00,563
My big old box of fun.
708
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,900
Handcuffs.
709
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,945
Oh, I have my choke collar. Hm?
710
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,281
And...
711
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,365
Oh.
712
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,494
Where did this come from?
713
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,914
Do you wanna see?
714
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:21,375
I don't know.
715
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,883
Where did this come from?
716
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,676
Hmm.
717
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,263
What is this doing here?
718
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,184
How about...
719
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,479
Three thousand for me to lick it?
720
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,440
Oh, Barney.
721
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,033
Ten thousand?
722
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,952
For me to suck it?
723
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,298
How about...
724
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,384
Fifty thousand for me to load it?
725
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,720
Anybody?
726
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,015
You like this?
727
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,142
Show me how much.
728
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,981
How about...
729
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,944
Hundred thousand for me
to make it explode?
730
00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:38,577
Oh, come on, guys, isn't this fun?
731
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,123
We're so close.
732
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,918
Only 30,000 to go.
733
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,508
Humper, you did it! I love you.
734
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,996
Fuck. Fuck.
735
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,500
Top 20!
736
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,170
Top 20!
737
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,756
Top 20!
738
00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:36,218
Guys, we did it! We did it.
739
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,720
Top 20!
740
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,556
Yeah, we did it.
741
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,641
We did it!
742
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:47,062
Hi, I'm either at the salon
or doing something fabulous.
743
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:48,897
Leave a message. Ciao.
744
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:52,776
Top 20! I can't believe it!
745
00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:57,489
- You've spoken with this website?
- Yes!
746
00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:58,573
And they did nothing.
747
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,493
I don't know how to be any more clear.
748
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,538
She's online pretending to be me.
749
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:06,497
Can I just show you?
750
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,375
Yeah, yeah, pull it up.
751
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,189
Please, you need to do something.
752
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,775
70-25, code six, 104 North Avenue.
753
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,027
Copy. I gotta step outside.
754
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:41,283
- Look, this is my life. This is my job.
- I'm not understanding how this works.
755
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:43,952
What do you mean?
756
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,372
This show that you do, you...
757
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:51,710
You get paid by the minute or you have to
do anything that they want you to do?
758
00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:55,589
No, I just... If I say I'm gonna
do something, I do it.
759
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,425
What's the weirdest thing
that you've ever had to do? Come on.
760
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,388
Do you ever meet up with these men
in person?
761
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,266
Sometimes, yeah.
762
00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:08,686
Do you ever engage in sexual activity
with them?
763
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,483
No, I don't.
764
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,735
That's a shame.
765
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:18,028
- Excuse me?
- Hey,
766
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:19,904
it's a compliment.
767
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,406
Hah!
768
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,326
- Rells, we gotta go.
- What, so you're not going to help me?
769
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,371
If you don't wanna see stuff like this,
stay off the internet.
770
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,083
Un-fucking-believable.
771
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:52,020
No, guys, I said you have to guess, silly.
772
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,064
Okay.
773
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,398
It's...
774
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,402
BabyGirl.
775
00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:02,489
At long last. I just have one question.
776
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:06,118
What are you guys gonna make her
do to me? Because I...
777
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,369
Fuck.
778
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,758
Oh, Gatsby I'm so excited.
779
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,220
I've been wanting to get my hands
on Lola since forever.
780
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,146
Her skin looks so soft.
I can't wait to touch it.
781
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:47,618
I haven't fucked in so long,
I'm going crazy. I'm serious.
782
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:50,242
I was literally thinking about
burning my house down
783
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,706
just so a fireman
would take pity on me.
784
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,835
Well, yes.
785
00:54:56,919 --> 00:55:01,548
Lola can start my fire, not put it out.
786
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,968
I just need to be fucked, you know?
787
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,363
...this job and, um...
788
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,198
Okay, let's spin it.
789
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,577
I did this weird thing where I was blonde
on top and then I had brown ha...
790
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,101
...little I used to try to think
about Santa Claus before I...
791
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,666
I made it blue because you guys
are always...
792
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,127
...burn my house down so a fireman
will take pity on my ass.
793
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,757
I know. I want him
to start my fire, not put it out.
794
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,137
I just need to get fucked, you know?
795
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,272
Hey, Fox.
796
00:55:59,106 --> 00:56:01,786
Hey, we're about to start the Camothon,
are you gonna watch? It's...
797
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,485
Fox? Is this yours?
798
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:05,362
Look, I just need to know,
799
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,366
like, Baby's first name,
or where she lives or something.
800
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,327
What? Aren't you
doing a show with her tomorrow?
801
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,389
- Please, Fox, this isn't gonna...
- Fox!
802
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,164
Look, I'll ask around.
803
00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,808
- Two minutes.
- Gotta go.
804
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,792
Fuck.
805
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:24,714
What?
806
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,583
Lola!
807
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,542
Barney!
808
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,631
Oh, it is so, so good to see you.
809
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:07,549
- Oh!
- You too.
810
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,801
Mm. Mm. Mm!
811
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,387
Boy, last night's show... mwah!
812
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:13,805
Perfection.
813
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:16,683
- These suicides keep gettin' better.
- Thank you.
814
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,853
I have a couple of presents in my room,
if you wanna look.
815
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:23,357
Actually, what was that place you were
telling me about? I'm kinda hungry.
816
00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,735
Well, your wish is my command.
817
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,617
Hola, buenas tardes.
818
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,911
My name is Justin
and I'll be taking care of you.
819
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:39,331
Yeah, let me get a club soda, and let's
get the, uh, guacamole cheese tower.
820
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,750
I'm just gonna stick with water.
821
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:45,837
Sure, that's okay. I'll be right back
with the guacamole queso sorpreso.
822
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:46,921
Yeah.
823
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,341
Should've gotten a drink.
824
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,218
I'm driving.
825
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,346
Anyway, let me tell you about Miami.
826
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:58,308
I won that date raffle, with Sarah Bear
and Blossom, but only Blossom showed up.
827
00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,810
Oh, I love Blossom.
828
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,937
Sarah didn't call or anything.
It's like she forgot.
829
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,147
I'm the guy that decides
if you rank or not.
830
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:05,899
Last date raffle I enter.
831
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,194
Well, you just save those tips for me.
832
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:14,658
See, I like you. You're smart.
You get it.
833
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,159
Mm. Thank you.
834
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,745
I'd say you were my favorite, but, uh...
835
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,456
- I don't pick favorites.
- Hm.
836
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,209
Guacamole queso sorpreso.
837
00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:28,714
- And do you know what you want for lunch?
- Let me get the Big Boy Burrito Bowl,
838
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,883
no sour cream, no cheese, no beans.
839
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,260
- No beans?
- No beans.
840
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,927
Um...
841
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,723
I'll have a veggie chimichanga.
842
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,392
Ah, the cheesychita chimichanga.
Que bueno.
843
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,603
Hm!
844
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:46,314
- I love the authenticity.
- It's quirky.
845
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:52,446
So, you know Baby pretty well, huh?
846
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,407
How do you think she got to the top ten?
847
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:56,992
Oh! Of course.
848
00:58:57,993 --> 00:59:00,370
I'm just kind of nervous
about my show with her.
849
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,749
You know, she's staying at mine,
but I've never even met her.
850
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,793
- And she's driving.
- Driving?
851
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,337
That's a long way from Georgia.
852
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:10,922
I mean, she's...
853
00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:14,676
so glamorous,
I thought she would be flying first class.
854
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,514
I see right through the glitz.
855
00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:22,559
Prom queen's the most glamorous
thing she's ever done.
856
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:28,315
Underneath, she really just wants to know
that she can get a guy... like me.
857
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,445
So you know her... pretty well, yeah?
858
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,489
Oh, honey, I've been to her house.
859
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,867
Look what we, uh, found in her town.
860
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,411
Oh!
861
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,829
That is cute.
862
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,040
- What can I say? You girls love me.
- Mm-hm.
863
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:49,294
I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
864
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,545
Okay.
865
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:24,996
Oh, we're getting ready.
866
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,709
Oh! I know, I am so excited.
867
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,462
A show with Baby has been my dream
since forever.
868
01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:36,591
I hope we can get her to kiss me
everywhere.
869
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,064
Yellow is not my color.
870
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:54,317
Hm. Why not this one?
871
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:57,112
- Lola?
- I just love how pretty that is.
872
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,281
Barney sent...
873
01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:02,284
You know, I think your, uh, feed
is all messed up.
874
01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:05,412
Barney?
Do you want me to wear this tonight?
875
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,707
How could my Lola be online at home
876
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,209
when she's on a date with me?
877
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,464
That's a cute picture, Lola.
878
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,594
Wanna show me those little cat ears?
879
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,181
No?
880
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:27,184
Barney, this is the women's bathroom.
881
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,770
So? Anybody else here?
882
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,484
What, you think you're the first girl
who's tried to scam me?
883
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,362
You're always in it for something.
884
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,033
Drugs, money, clothes.
885
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:47,037
Look, I'm a reasonable man.
886
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,081
You tell me who you are,
and maybe we can still have some fun.
887
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,127
Excuse me, is someone in here?
888
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,591
Geez, come here! Hey.
889
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,219
Hey! Let go! Let go!
890
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,222
Is everything okay?
891
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,229
Listen, I... I apologize.
My wife does not feel well at all.
892
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:15,082
You know, the young ones can't hold
their liquor. It's okay, she'll...
893
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,316
Don't worry, she'll be fine.
894
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,026
Come on, come on, let's go,
here we go.
895
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,654
All right, all right. Here we go.
896
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,989
Ow! Son of a...
897
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,806
So, boys, what's it gonna be?
898
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,725
Are you gonna let me kiss her?
899
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:54,145
Ooh, yeah, her lips are so soft.
900
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,650
- It's getting hot and steamy in here.
- Thank you, Conquer.
901
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,320
Oh, my God, she's making me so hot.
902
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,706
- We don't have all night here.
- No.
903
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,118
We're a little impatient. Mm.
904
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,871
Oh, I'm so ready, what are we doing?
905
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,750
- Actually, you know what we should do?
- What?
906
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:24,509
- Ooh, you make it sound so mysterious.
- No, not mysterious.
907
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,387
- Let's go.
- They're so excited.
908
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,722
They're so excited.
909
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,598
So jealous,
they don't know what's going on.
910
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:34,102
- Guys, you're just gonna love this.
- Tough luck!
911
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,024
- I'm taking her away.
- Mm, yay!
912
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,946
Here we go.
913
01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:47,949
Out of the pink room. Mm!
914
01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,287
Ooh, it's gonna be exciting.
915
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,247
I'm walking in this top.
916
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,047
Here's my hallway.
917
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,507
Those are my boxes.
918
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:05,884
I just moved in.
919
01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,554
Ooh.
920
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,724
My guys have never seen
my real bedroom before.
921
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,226
Shall we go in?
922
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,438
Here's the door. Moment of truth.
923
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,107
No, no, no! No!
924
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,400
No!
925
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:24,152
Wow!
926
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,530
- Get the fuck out of my house!
- This is my bedroom.
927
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,115
Get the fuck out!
928
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,951
That's my bed that I sleep in
every night.
929
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,497
You are so adorable.
930
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,999
Stop it, I was so awkward.
931
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,335
- I was so awkward.
- So hot.
932
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,838
Who's this? Who's this dude?
933
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,467
Um, no. That is my little brother. Gross.
934
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,179
Look. Jordan.
935
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,517
Fuck you!
936
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:05,462
I guess people still think you live here.
937
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,464
Hey.
938
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,969
I saw a... house, so I'll...
939
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:17,140
pay for it, or paint it myself.
940
01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:25,815
Mom, I wanted to tell you.
941
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,860
I just wanted to wait until I was...
942
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,196
in the top ten, you know,
until I was good enough.
943
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,823
You are really good.
944
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,075
Huh? What does that mean?
945
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,831
I watched a little.
946
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:48,630
- Oh, you can't be serious.
- I... I had to see.
947
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,339
And you were good.
948
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,384
I was?
949
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,223
Those guys love you.
You're so put together.
950
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:04,103
I get you in pajamas, and bratty and bored
and biting your nails.
951
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,980
But on that show,
you're a different person.
952
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,144
Confident. I wish everybody
could see you like that.
953
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:11,986
- Mom, that person is not me.
- And I'm not sad and pathetic.
954
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:16,282
I'm enlightened, I understand
this whole female empowerment thing.
955
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,160
No, Mom, that's not even what it's about.
That person is not me.
956
01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,830
- I get it. It's a performance.
- No, Mom, you're not listening to me.
957
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,959
I'll have to show you, okay?
958
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:30,254
Look.
959
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,886
Shit.
960
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:43,184
- She's not online right now.
- Who's not online?
961
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:46,145
- I don't know. I don't know!
- Stop.
962
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,106
Just stop.
963
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,527
Take some responsibility for your life
and stop lying to me.
964
01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,117
Hey, Jordan.
965
01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:03,705
Mm! Wash it.
966
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,593
Hey, Jordo.
967
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,399
- Watch Ziggy for me.
- Where are you going?
968
01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,308
Shit.
969
01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,506
Wrong room. Sorry.
970
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,143
Hi, I'm looking for a guy.
He's kind of tall, sweaty, nervous.
971
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,686
Have you seen him? Is he here?
972
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,731
- Uh... up there, maybe. Try room three.
- Three?
973
01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:35,981
Thank you.
974
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,244
Who is it?
975
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,873
Hey, it's me, Tink.
976
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,375
One second.
977
01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:06,345
- Lola.
- Hi. I'm so happy to see you.
978
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,600
Listen, I'm sorry about the other day.
979
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:13,978
What's going on?
980
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,440
I don't know what to do.
981
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,568
Someone stole my show.
982
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,613
Poor thing.
983
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,575
It's gonna be okay.
Arnold is here to help.
984
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,251
What a conspiracy.
985
01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:41,964
I wondered why Sarah and Winter
had been acting so strangely.
986
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,343
We were brought together for a reason.
987
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:50,306
Unexpected things happen to test us.
988
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,600
That's what this is. You're being tested.
989
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,019
But... you're strong.
You'll make it through.
990
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,398
And I'm your helper.
991
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,108
You know?
992
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,111
I'm your life helper.
993
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,868
Whoever did this to you...
994
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:12,661
I wanna find him.
995
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,746
And I wanna hurt him.
996
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,625
- Thank you, Tinker.
- Arnold.
997
01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:23,130
Who is she, do you think?
998
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,383
Some lowlife.
999
01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,848
Clearly obsessed with you.
1000
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479
She probably has your address.
1001
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:44,026
You should probably stay here.
1002
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,489
It isn't safe.
1003
01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:53,536
When she gets on tonight,
1004
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:55,913
we'll get to work.
1005
01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:58,040
We'll beat this thing together.
1006
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,793
I'll take care of you, my chickadee.
1007
01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,144
You turn me on so much...
1008
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,441
- Does that feel good?
- Forgive me, mother Mary.
1009
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,278
- Come on, Tinker...
- Lola!
1010
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,365
Are you gonna come?
1011
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:15,534
Oh, no, please. Wait.
1012
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,704
Wait. No, no.
1013
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,539
You don't understand.
1014
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:23,125
- I was investigating.
- Why the fuck are you lying to me?
1015
01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:24,585
I'm not!
1016
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:29,966
Look at me.
1017
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,926
Look at me, you piece of shit.
1018
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,261
I'm sorry. I can't...
1019
01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:36,145
- What did you do?
- Just... nothing. Nothing!
1020
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,141
- I... I found it just like...
- It? What is it?
1021
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:43,104
I don't know. I think it takes anything
it can find of you online.
1022
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,188
What does?
1023
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,440
I told you, I don't know.
1024
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:50,027
But it's on all the cam sites.
Not just FGL.
1025
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,073
You knew this was gonna happen to me.
1026
01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,536
Answer me, Tinker!
1027
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:04,250
Yeah. Yes. I can usually tell
1028
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:09,380
- if one of the girls is gonna be copied.
- How?
1029
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,592
I've watched enough
to guess who it'll choose,
1030
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,804
but I don't know what it is
or how it works.
1031
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,057
I came here to help.
1032
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:22,059
- Bullshit!
- I... I...
1033
01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:26,063
I didn't... wanna tell you
and ruin what we have.
1034
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,774
I didn't do this, I swear.
1035
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:31,652
- You moved here...
- I love you, I wouldn't do this.
1036
01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:34,947
You moved here and you fucking waited
so you could ride in to save the day?
1037
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:36,115
Tinker?
1038
01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,035
Tink?
1039
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,787
Tinker! I miss you.
1040
01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:48,002
Oh, God.
1041
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,549
Tinker! I'm lonely.
1042
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:58,220
Tinker...
1043
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:08,939
Oh, hi.
1044
01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,692
Are you Tinker's girlfriend?
1045
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,111
Hi.
1046
01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:20,034
Uh... How are you?
1047
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,623
Good. Where's Tinker?
1048
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,087
He's... he's not here.
1049
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:32,921
Oh.
1050
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,758
What's your name?
1051
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:46,060
Tink, your girlfriend's not very friendly.
1052
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:54,944
Hello?
1053
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,530
I wanna be friends.
1054
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:03,452
She doesn't recognize me.
1055
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,375
She doesn't know what the fuck
she looks like.
1056
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:14,296
No, what are you... what are you doing?
1057
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,425
No. No! You can't leave.
You can't leave.
1058
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:19,551
Please.
1059
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:21,762
- Have fun with Lola.
- No.
1060
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,556
- No.
- While you still can.
1061
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,141
You can't leave!
1062
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,139
Ooh, aah...
1063
01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:08,475
Oh! I love this song.
1064
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,360
I wish one of you was here
to dance with me.
1065
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:27,286
But, Teapot, we're right in the middle
of my dance.
1066
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:34,501
Okay.
1067
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:40,966
Well, can I see you?
1068
01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:44,553
I really wanna see you.
1069
01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:53,145
Oh, Tinker's girlfriend.
1070
01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:55,940
Oh! You are a cutie.
1071
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,359
- Hm.
- So,
1072
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,986
what do you wanna do with me?
1073
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,113
Why don't you go
sit down at your vanity?
1074
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,073
Okay.
1075
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,169
So...
1076
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,965
what do you want me to do next?
1077
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,009
I want everyone to see
how good we look together.
1078
01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:28,639
Oh! So, you wanna be watched.
1079
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:32,226
I love being watched.
1080
01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:37,523
Look, everybody. It's Teapot.
1081
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:40,359
Hi, guys.
1082
01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:47,157
Aw, thank you, guys, so much.
1083
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:50,411
- There's so much love.
- I know.
1084
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,539
But who's getting the most?
1085
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,376
Which one of us is the best Lola?
1086
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,881
- Maybe we should play a game to find out.
- Hm.
1087
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,258
What kind of game?
1088
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,719
Monkey see, monkey do.
1089
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:09,179
Whoever does it better wins.
1090
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:11,724
The room picks and the winner
gets a prize.
1091
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,270
I don't know. What do you guys think?
1092
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:26,280
- Okay, deal.
- You promise?
1093
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,449
I promise.
1094
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,366
Okay.
1095
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,536
I'll go first.
1096
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:48,302
Oh, the heart's for me.
1097
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,886
My turn.
1098
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,975
I love you guys.
1099
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:04,943
I love you guys.
1100
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,578
What's the tally?
1101
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,459
Oh, wow. You won by a landslide.
1102
01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:24,827
What do you think, guys?
1103
01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,674
What should my prize be?
1104
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,428
Okay.
1105
01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:36,350
For my prize, I want you to strip.
1106
01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:43,732
Done.
1107
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,944
Thank you, guys.
1108
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,660
How about we up the ante?
1109
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,454
That was way too easy.
1110
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,124
Fine.
1111
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:05,211
Repeat after me.
1112
01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,172
- Hey, boys.
- Hey, boys.
1113
01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:09,883
- Wanna see something cool?
- Wanna see something cool?
1114
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,309
- You stole my face.
- You stole my face.
1115
01:22:19,393 --> 01:22:22,438
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1116
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:25,190
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1117
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,590
- See.
- See.
1118
01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:51,675
You're not real!
1119
01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,301
You're not real.
1120
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,292
Wow, I've never seen my guys
so riled up like this.
1121
01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:30,088
This is a fun game.
1122
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,840
I like this one.
1123
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,221
Guys, better vote for me.
1124
01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:47,272
Wow. You won, Teapot.
1125
01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:50,400
What do you want from me?
1126
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,278
I want your account password.
1127
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,449
I don't think that's very fair.
1128
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,996
Give it to me, Lola, I want it.
1129
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,332
- Give you what?
- Your password.
1130
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,376
You gotta follow through.
1131
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,670
How would your guys ever trust you again,
if you didn't?
1132
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:14,341
- Well.
- Stop tipping, stop tipping.
1133
01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:22,932
Okay.
1134
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,234
Teapot? It's your turn.
1135
01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:34,945
What do you want me to do next? Hm?
1136
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:43,787
So...
1137
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,872
should I go first this time?
1138
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,793
Come on, let's keep playing.
1139
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,713
- Please.
- She did it.
1140
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:55,591
You can tip again.
1141
01:24:57,676 --> 01:25:01,471
Ooh! Thank you, guys.
1142
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,985
Okay!
1143
01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:17,451
Let's play again!
1144
01:25:18,155 --> 01:25:19,406
Copy...
1145
01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,367
this.
1146
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:28,081
No, Tonebug, I'm not that...
1147
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,507
Are you sure you wanna do this?
1148
01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:01,800
Yes, Mom.
1149
01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:03,747
And if it happens again?
1150
01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:08,473
Then I'll make another one.
And another one and another one.
1151
01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:11,393
- Can I see?
- Not yet.
1152
01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:21,862
Can't believe I'm doing this.
1153
01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:23,696
Okay.
1154
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,075
Oh!
1155
01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:28,827
You're so lucky you're my daughter.
1156
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:49,556
- Thank you.
- Mm.
1157
01:28:49,074 --> 01:28:50,074
Hey, guys.
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