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Previously on Are You the One?...

So let me ask, where are things now?

They're back together.

We're not back together.

It won't be over if I don't want it to be.

Okay, Devin, we'll see about that.

I was hurt, so I said hurtful things.

I'm sorry for that, I really am.

I've been falling in love with you this whole time.

Mel, Alec, it's time to head to the Truth Booth.

Seeing "no match" on that screen...

...really ups the possibility of me and Stacey being a perfect match.

I give you an inch, and you take a mile.

You're just so fucking sweet and cute.

That's a little scary.

And the number of perfect matches is...

Come on!

-No! -Oh, my God!

-What the fuck? -Three out of 10 again.

I don't even think we're gonna get more than three, ever.

This is horseshit.

Still got three beams.

No progress.

-No progress. -We didn't black out though.

-Be positive, Ty. -We didn't black out.

If you can't tell yet, we really suck at this game.

I have faith, I really do. I feel like we can do this.

If we come together, we can easily figure this out.

You guys, we've made progress. Don't let tonight stop us.

We really haven't made much progress though.

Go with it, go with it.

We, really, at this point, have only gotten tops three beams,

and I honestly think it could be Amanda and Chuck or Nelson and Kiki.

I think it definitely could be Nelson and Kiki.

But we're... Sorry.

-It's okay. -That was disgusting.

That was sexy.

Look at him with his little floaty.

The biggest compliment that I get after having sex with a woman is...

Let's get in there. You're killing me.

"That was awesome."

I'm a sexual being because I'm a human being.

Do it. Come on, baby.

-Do what you want. -What do you mean?

Like, I don't know.

I kind of think I, like, am making... I made a mistake with Dev.

I want to do it again, like, 'cause like, I wasn't even close.

And I think it's funny, 'cause he claims he's, like, such a sexual guy and, like...

Clearly not or clearly you're not into me.

Peace, bitch.

How you doing, babe?

I'm doing good. How you doing?

Don't.

I don't see Devin being a sexual person at all.

-I don't either. -I never pegged that at all.

I know I know what I'm doing, like, 100 percent.

I think I'm a champion, for sure.

Maybe.

Kiki is a crazy person.

She's lost her mind.

She's airing our sexual relationship completely out to everybody.

Kiki, you're fucking done, kid.

I just want one guy, like, that's it, just one good guy that I can fuck all the time.

-Is that too much to ask? -Not at all.

-No. -Nope.

But clearly, it is.

All right, you guys, bring it in here we go.

How we doing?

It's week eight, and I am the only person in this house who hasn't gone on a date.

That sucks, so I want to win this challenge so fucking bad.

What's up, you guys? How y'all doing?

Now, everyone's got a past,

and it's up to your partner to accept that and move on,

but why do that in private,

when you can do it in front of America, in a challenge I'm calling,

"Extra Dirty Laundry."

-What? -Oh, my God.

Please don't.

Please don't.

That's right, ladies. Some of your exes are here.

I don't like this because I have a really good ex that I'm best friends with,

and I have a really shitty ex that I want to stab in the face.

Girls,

you're gonna be watching this challenge from a private cabana.

So gather up and head down the beach.

-Have fun, ladies. -Smell you later, girls.

My ex was very jealous.

He has a terrible temper. I think I have a really bad temper.

He has me completely beat.

Like, this is not cool. I don't like this one bit.

All right, you guys, here's how it's going down.

At the other end of the beach are a bunch of life preservers,

with the girls' names on them.

Now, I'm gonna invite out each ex one at a time to air out some dirt.

You guys need to try and figure out who he used to date,

because when I say go, you're gonna hustle down,

grab the life preserver with that girl's name on it,

and run it back.

If I tell you it's correct,

you need to try and toss it up onto your hook.

If it's wrong, back you go to grab another life preserver.

Now, we're gonna play four rounds,

eliminating guys as we go until we're down to the final three men standing,

who will be going on those getaway dates.

-Got it? -Got it.

All right, you guys, let's welcome ex number one.

Oh, my God.

-What's up, ex number one? -Fella.

-How are you, man? -Good. How you doing?

-Good, good. -That's Gordon.

Wow, that's a firm grip out of this guy!

The first ex that came out looked, like, 45 years old,

with, like, five kids, like Jimmy Neutron.

His head was, like, this big.

Anything that you could maybe warn these guys about for your ex?

You insecure little motherfucker.

That's why I broke up with your fucking ass, bitch.

-So are you guys still in touch? -Oh, yeah.

Can't deny that. That is true.

Gentlemen,

take your marks.

Get set.

Go!

The first ex is basically a bigger version of Hunter.

I immediately kind of think it's Britni's ex,

'cause she's talked a lot about how one of her exes was a Marine,

and this guy's kind of, you know, like, high and tight, clean-cut, shaven.

Chuck's a yes. It looks like Tyler is a no.

He's got the wrong one. You're heading back.

A lot of them think it's me.

Hunter's a yes.

Hell, yeah. That's correct. Let's go. Hunter, first one on.

Chuck's on, locked in his spot on this round.

-Money. -Alec is on.

About six misses in a row for Devin out there.

Guess we know that basketball's not Devin's sport.

I suck at this.

Let's just say that this game isn't the only thing that Devin's bad at.

Mike landed his. Mike is in.

Nelson's got his hung up.

Tyler is on. Right behind, Austin. That means Zak and Devin are out.

That's it for this round.

The wind.

Fucking wind, Ryan. Look at this shit.

Fuck this.

Bunch of ballerinas.

Bunch of ballerinas!

All right, you guys, let's bring out the next ex.

Oh, my God, that's mine.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

All right, so tell me, man, how are you guys now?

Now we're still friends. We still keep in touch.

He still loves me.

She's a really good, caring girl if it's just you and her.

What about when she's not one-on-one?

It's just you and her.

It doesn't matter about any other people.

As soon as he said that she is about one man and one man only,

I immediately knew that it was Stacey.

She finds one guy and just gets attached, clings on, and doesn't let go.

All right, gentlemen, on my go. Ready.

Go.

And Hunter again fastest one out of the gate.

Mr Baseball first one down to the life preservers.

Stacey, yeah.

Everybody going with Stacey. They're all right.

They're now trying to get it hung up.

Chuck, Mr Challenge, moving on.

Alec hung up.

Austin's locked in, and Hunter got his.

Nelson's got his hung up.

That's it, guys. That is it.

Mike and Tyler are out.

Let's meet the next ex.

Oh, my God, I love him, yes!

If this fucker says something bad about me, I'll kick him in his fucking nuts.

Tell me, how long were you with your ex?

I was with my ex for about six years.

-Six years? -Yeah.

What's she like in relationships?

Something to know is, me and her family really, really close.

We were together for six years, so when it comes to me,

she's a super jealous person, might be a little awkward for you guys.

He's right. Like, if you're ever in a relationship with me,

you're kind of in a relationship with him too.

One of you will be eliminated. The other four are moving on.

Guys, take your spots.

Go.

Hunter and Nelson fastest guys out of the gates on this one.

Look, Nelson's trying extra hard now.

Nelson's got the wrong one. You're heading back.

Alec is wrong.

Chuck is wrong.

Hunter, that's correct and boom, he's locked in.

Damn, Hunter!

They're all heading back right now with their new pick.

Nelson's got the right one. He's taking his shot.

Nelson got his girl hung up.

Chuck's locked in.

Austin's locked it in. That means, Alec, you are out, my man.

Join us over here.

Let's bring out the next ex.

Oh, my God, they brought my enemy ex.

-What? -No fucking way.

Matt has a very bad problem with being aggressive.

Let me ask you a question. How long were you with your ex?

-One good long year. -Tell me about her.

She's a little crazy. She can be high-tempered at times, but...

Overall, she's a really cool girl.

Did she ever go off on you at all?

She would pop off all the time.

Game over. Got her.

He says she has a temper and she likes to pop off, and we're like, "Oh, got it."

"Amanda."

All right, gentlemen, the top three are going on the getaway date.

The other one is out.

It all comes down to this, guys.

Get set, go.

I wanna win the date bad. I've been on one date.

It wasn't the greatest date ever,

and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a chance...

...to pick somebody that I could really have a good time with.

All going for the same life preserver on this one.

Everyone knows it's Amanda.

Chuck's been on, like, five dates. I've been on one.

I want this one.

Nelson first one back, taking a shot.

Hunter locked in for the date.

Nelson's got his hung up.

He's the second one in.

All right, Hunter and Nelson are locked in.

It all comes down to Austin and Chuck.

Who's it gonna be?

All right, Hunter and Nelson are locked in.

It all comes down to Austin and Chuck.

Who's it gonna be?

Austin's locked in. Chuck is out. That is it.

Austin, Nelson, and Hunter have locked in.

That is it, you guys.

All right, you guys, let's give a warm welcome to Britni's ex, Gordon.

Hey, surprise.

Britni, you're still texting him.

-There's phone calls. She'll call you. -Phone calls.

Gordon, who do you think is Britni material?

Probably say old red hat right here.

Chuck, why don't you give a wave over here?

-Oh, that one? -How you doing, big guy?

I wouldn't have seen that one.

You wouldn't have seen that guy coming?

Upgrade.

Hey, it'll take me one phone call, end your shit.

She definitely didn't say your name when we closed down the backyard, so...

That's fine.

Next we got Stacey's ex, Adam.

Now, Adam had a lot of nice things to say about you, Stacey.

Is there still a little bit of a connection here?

I mean, I think we'll always have love for each other but...

-Romantic love? -We're just friends.

Yeah, I feel the same way. She's a good girl.

She's gonna be there for you as long as you're there for her,

and, you know, it works both ways.

Stacey's ex-boyfriend, he got up there,

and he had nothing but nice things to say about her,

and that's something that, you know,

that I'm gonna definitely take into consideration going back to the house.

All right, congrats to our winners, Hunter, Nelson, and Austin.

Step forward, guys.

Time to choose your getaway dates.

Hunter, you were in first.

Who's it gonna be?

This may be a surprise. I'm taking Amanda on this date.

Come on over, Amanda.

Amanda.

I know Amanda is a drama queen, this, that, and the other,

but she laughs at basically everything I do,

and a woman that can laugh and open up is awesome.

All right, second place finisher, Nelson, who's it gonna be?

Today, I'm gonna be choosing Kiki as my date.

Kiki, join your man over there.

I'm physically attracted to Kiki,

so I really want to get to know her and pull her away from Devin,

'cause me and her never had that chance to go deeper into our conversations,

and really get to know each other.

Third place finisher Austin scoring another date, man.

-Who are you taking with you? -I'm gonna take Kayla.

My first date!

I'm so excited about this!

I'm excited that Austin picked me,

'cause I do think Austin could potentially be my match.

We like expensive stuff, we like nice clothes,

but at the end of the day, he can get his hands dirty.

All right, congratulations, couples you guys want to know where you're heading?

Yeah.

They say that food eaten outside tastes better,

and food that you catch yourself better still.

Are we going fishing?

You guys are gonna be teaming up with a local expert...

...to go open-water spearfishing.

Oh, my God.

Let's go!

I am absolutely stoked about the date.

I'm like the fucking ultimate predator in the water.

Everybody talks about a great white being the ultimate predator,

well, I'd kill a great white if I got a spear gun.

And the rest of you all have an important job.

As you know, you'll be voting one of these three couples into the Truth Booth,

the only way to verify if they're a perfect match or not.

You guys only have three more of these, and you really need a confirmed match.

Let's go ahead and thank our exes for coming out.

Thanks, fellas.

And I'll see you guys back at the house for the results of the Truth Booth.

All right, have fun.

So you're gonna go out on a date today with Hunter.

You really think I would ever give him the fucking time of day?

I really don't know.

You see him as your best guy friend.

Yeah, and that's it.

I think that Amanda's not giving anyone else a chance because of me,

but she needs to give this kid a shot.

He could be her match,

and I'm not saying that just for Hunter or for the men.

I'm saying it for the house.

The quicker we can get another perfect match and get them out of the house,

the better chance we have at winning money.

I think that you just need to...

I have opened up to these motherfuckers, but I still like you, and it's annoying.

Hunter is so funny, but at the end of the day,

I don't want to, like, meet new people and open up to new people,

because I have a lot of, like, trust issues, and, like,

I have a lot of walls up,

and that's why I always go back to my exes.

What is it that you're here for?

-Love. -Love.

So give these lame-ass motherfuckers a chance.

I have, I have.

I don't know what more you want me to do.

Mike?

Mike, don't make me follow you in this house.

Kiki is not sending out a lot of good vibes about you right now.

I know.

If a girl I loved even said I was bad at sex and all these other things,

I would not want to be with her.

For me, it's like, if I'm comfortable and, like, we can go wild,

then that's really fun and awesome, but I don't get that from her.

So then why is she going around telling everybody...

...about how terrible your guys' sex was?

Y'all honestly think that it meant that much to me...

...to have sex with that girl?

-I don't know. -Seriously?

That girl, the fact that...

-...you're calling her that girl... -You think I would make that up?

-...it's, like, sad, Devin. -Big D, be careful right now.

If you don't care about her, why are you doing this to her?

No, I do care about her, but I don't care about having sex with her that bad.

There's a reason that her and Devin are not a match.

Kiki's in denial.

She doesn't wanna believe that Devin is this, you know,

dick that will treat her like shit, and she's not gonna find her perfect match,

if she keeps going back to Devin.

I don't wanna be the dagger or the fucking wedge in between you guys,

but this girl deserves so much more...

...than what she has gotten in this house.

And she hasn't done any disrespecting?

What is she doing that's disrespectful?

No, no, no, let me let me hold on.

What is she doing that's disrespectful?

Ten people have come up to me and told me about our sex.

Guess who was fucking talking about it?

It wasn't me. It was you.

I had two different con,

-one with Hannah... -You keep playing the fucking victim,

because you cry,

-like a little baby instead of acting... -Okay, exactly, okay.

-...like a grown-ass person. -Keep yelling at me.

Keep yelling at me, Devin.

I need a man who can fuck, America.

I'm sorry if I had to vent to people that you are horrible in bed.

Like, get the fucking tampon out of your ass...

...and be a man.

I constantly try and make you feel special, but you never do that to me.

And I tried, and then you aired me fucking out.

Okay, I aired you out for one thing, motherfucker,

how many times have you aired our shit out?

I do it one fucking time.

I'm so sorry if that embarrassed you,

-I didn't say... -It's about you being a hypocrite again.

That's totally fine.

I will gladly take being a hypocrite than being a fucking liar like you,

who lied and said you wanted to be in this with me,

when clearly you fucking don't.

This isn't the way a relationship should go.

People shouldn't keep tally for who did what wrong.

-Thank you. -No, no, no. It's you and her.

It's obviously not working...

-...for either one of you. -Clearly, we know this.

-And okay, okay, so look. -We're not stupid. We get it.

-It's not working. -No, we're not stupid.

You're fucking stupid.

There you go again, Devin, another blow.

Thank you. Case in point.

This morning I'm going on my first date. I'm so pumped.

We're going spearfishing, and I've never really seen the bottom of any ocean.

It's something new to me.

Kayla looks like a natural out there.

She just went with it. She was excited. She was laughing, smiling the entire time.

That was something that was really attractive for me.

The ocean is a huge part of my life.

Like, I rock it in the ocean, and I want someone and need someone that is the same.

Oh, no!

I was genuinely trying to impress Kiki, but, you know, that water was killing me.

I just couldn't get the hang of it. I was like, "No, uh-uh."

So today was, yeah, not the best day I've ever had.

You were out there. You just left, and I'm like...

-I thought you were right behind me. -No.

Good old Nelson, he doesn't like the water, apparently.

Sorry.

-Senorita. -Hi.

Time to vote.

-Give me a spin. Give me a spin. -I hate you so much.

Ready, ready?

Nice choice.

The house needs a perfect match.

It's the only choice.

Definitely want to send Kiki and Nelson into the Truth Booth.

Kiki has four guys left.

Nelson and her, they've talked the most. They seem like they really get along.

It makes sense to me to put them in.

Bye-bye.

Anytime Kiki's on that board, she's getting my vote 'cause I want her gone.

I've always had you in my top.

You've always been on top, even when I hated your guts.

And some of the shit you do drives me crazy, but I laugh, you know.

Amanda is so much more than the pop-off queen.

People don't realize she's very sensitive. She's insecure about certain things.

You just got to crack through that hard outside shell and get to the soft inside.

Like, for me, I enjoy, like,

when you show an emotion other than popping off all the time.

You say you like seeing that side of me, but it's like,

I don't like to bring that side out just because that's when I'm vulnerable,

and I don't like when people know my weak spots.

Well, maybe it takes someone who can see the vulnerable side of you,

and recognize it and cherish it, you know what I mean?

And not take it for granted.

Hunter is such a good dude.

He really is a nice guy, and he has pure intentions.

I don't know if he's gonna spear his way into my heart,

being a hunter, but we'll see.

Could be you.

Could be, could be. Could be me.

Truth Booth.

Hey, ladies, bring it in.

-All right. -Truth Booth time.

Hey, guys, how you doing tonight?

Well, let's talk about the dates.

I want to hear how it went out there in the water.

-Nelson. -Nelson and Kiki.

They forgot the life jackets, man.

Like, they had me in the water with no life jacket,

and everybody thought I needed help.

-I was perfectly fine. -We were supposed to be free diving.

Kiki, you didn't take care of him out there?

No, she didn't. She left me with the instructor.

I'm sorry, like, everyone here knows, like...

Sneaky Kiki.

...the water and, like, being adventurous and, like, doing fun things,

like that is a huge part of my life.

I didn't like the fact that he, like, gave up.

That was kind of the thing that bothered me.

I was just like, "There's no way like, I don't know."

-Kind of a deal breaker for me. -Trust me,

water has nothing to do with it.

Kiki, she flip-flops all the time.

She doesn't want to leave the house because then she's done with Devin,

but then she says all the time, "I'm here to find a perfect match."

"I want to find love." It just doesn't add up.

All right, you guys, your votes are in,

and it's time to send another couple to the Truth Booth.

You've wasted a lot of opportunities. I hope you voted wisely.

The couple that you're sending to the Truth Booth is...

Knew it was gonna happen.

Nelson and Kiki.

Who voted for Nelson and Kiki?

I just personally feel like they are not a match,

and I feel like at this point in the game,

we don't need to dwindle down who Kiki's match is.

Let's just think about it for a second.

How obsessed with themselves are they?

I mean, Kiki can shave Nelson's legs there's another thing.

We have to send them in.

All right, Kiki and Nelson,

it's time to head to the Truth Booth. Good luck.

Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

See you guys later.

I mean, people were right in the house, like, our appearance,

it means a lot to us, and I noticed that one thing...

I did notice about you. I'm not shaving your legs, like, ever,

and you need to grow that shit out. That's weird.

-First of all, the only... -Do you shave your arms too? Yeah.

-Look, first of all... -Oh, God, you are not my match.

-You might don't... -You are not my match.

If they are a match,

I will apologize to every single person in here, 100 percent.

I really will. You will hear my apology.

This is the Truth Booth.

Welcome.

-Come on. -I don't want to know.

I honestly don't want to know.

The R&B singer and the Barbie, please be a match.

-Do we find out right now? -Yes, yes.

-Oh, shit. -Yep.

-They are so obviously a match. -I'm shaking my leg.

I'm so nervous.

What?

-Do we find out right now? -Yes, yes.

-Oh, shit. -Yep.

-Give us one. -Perfect match.

-Come on. -Perfect.

What?

-I fucking told all you motherfuckers. -I told you.

Thank you. Air high five, Zak. Air high five.

You guys are stupid.

Holy shit.

I knew after that whole shit.

-The water? -I knew it, I knew it, and I knew it.

I'm sorry. I knew it.

I didn't see anything wrong with her at all,

so, right now I'm feeling lost and deeply pissed off.

Dedicate the time to other girls now,

-officially. -I'm going to, you know.

Like, what you did with me was good.

You have to do that with other girls.

Now I'm down to three guys, so thank you, house,

for totally helping me out, but y'all fucked yourselves.

With the guys that I have remaining, I'm like okay, I'm pretty sure it's Alec.

He's such a good guy,

but I know I still, at the end of the day, have to talk to these other two guys.

Now that they are not a match,

it completely changes everything because me, Tyler, and Mike,

one of us three is her match.

I have a 33 percent chance of being a perfect match with Kiki.

Can Kiki be my match?

Yeah, but when I saw Stacey's ex go up at the challenge,

he said the sweetest things about her. She's a sweet girl.

She'll take care of you.

That's what I need. That's what I'm looking for.

So about us, where you at?

You know where my head's at. I told you.

And, like, I feel like I am clingy and, like, affection, and I never was.

Like, back home, I don't need a guy,

and I don't feel like I need anybody here, either, but I want to.

Yeah, I see you, and I wanna hug you,

and I want to, like, lay in the bed with you.

There are things about you that I like, Stacey.

You are what I did come here to find.

That's what's the scary fucking part.

But why is that scary? Isn't that, like, a good thing?

Alec, I think you're just thinking way too into it, honestly.

Like, you're just over thinking the situation just don't think.

Just go with it. If it doesn't feel right, then don't, then just stay away from me.

I do want you.

I do.

So let's go for it.

Let's figure it out.

I knew that he felt the same way. I just knew it in the back of my mind.

I just felt like he was scared,

and so I think that's why I didn't kiss anyone else in the house,

'cause eventually, I knew he was gonna come back to me,

and I was gonna be kissing him.

Crazy.

Good talk.

I thought that I was, like, trouble.

I'm not.

-You are. -No.

You and me together are Bonnie and Clyde in the worst way possible.

I'm resisting, like, every temptation right now towards you, and I'm doing good.

I mean, definitely... You're doing good?

I think I'm doing good...

I know Amanda really hasn't opened up to much guys at all.

All the guys have vocalized that, and we need to just separate from each other,

but when you have a girl who's constantly in your face,

constantly kissing you, like, and you're telling her to stop,

it's kind of like, for what?

The only reason why I'm telling you to stop is because you're not my match,

and I don't want these other girls to see.

But it's like, why sleep by myself when I can sleep with somebody else?

I fucking love you, and I hate you so much at the same time that it's just like...

I like Mike, and I'm gonna do what the I want to do.

Sorry, Dad.

I honestly thought that this was gonna be so easy.

-Easy, yeah. -I'm so used to getting my way.

If not, I pout, and then I probably get my way.

And here, it's like, I have to actually try,

and, like, open up and talk to people.

Yeah, it's crazy. You remind me a lot of my ex.

When she didn't get her way, she'd, kind of, just give this look.

How you handle yourself and speak up for everybody and you're gorgeous.

You know, minus the looks, your personality's amazing,

so, that's why I wanted to talk to you,

'cause it's just, like, it's something that needed to be said.

Tyler's a lot of fun. He's fun to talk to.

You know, I love hearing his stories.

I think he could be my match.

I'm done confessing my love towards you.

I'm getting all fucking soft now.

-I need to go do some... -Push-ups or, like, something manly.

'Sup, girls?

Rashida and Mel.

-Hey, ladies. -Hey, Ryan.

It's week eight.

I don't know what's gonna happen at this Matchup ceremony,

but we still got valuable information that Nelson and Kiki are not a match.

What's up, gentlemen?

So Kiki only has three guys left.

Tyler, Alec, and Mike.

I'm confident in my dysfunctional family that we will do the right thing.

Welcome to your eighth Matchup, you guys. How you doing?

We're doing great, Ryan.

Guys, if you all correctly identify your perfect match,

you're gonna leave here with love and three quarters of a million dollars.

But if just one person gets it wrong,

and you're not 10 for 10,

then you're heading back inside to re-convince yourselves...

...that you can still win this thing.

On that note, let's welcome back your one confirmed perfect match.

We miss you guys.

All right, gentlemen, first up is Mike.

No one saw that one coming.

Mike, how are you, man?

-I'm doing good. I'm doing good. -You look fantastic.

What is this that you got going on here, buddy?

Kind of the inner Southern boy came out in me tonight.

-I think you're wearing it well, buddy. -Thank you.

All right, Mike, who's your perfect match?

My perfect match tonight is Mel.

-Giddy on up there, Mel. -Come on up, Mel.

Mel, you looked...

...I don't know, what was that look when Mike just called your name?

I don't know, Ryan. I was rather surprised because, you know,

him and I really never talked at all.

I chose Mel because it is somewhat scary how much we do have in common and...

Like what?

The fact that...

Got him.

Random.

He's, out of all people,

the probably one guy that I never really talk to at all in this house.

So, you'd pick Mel over me, who has a one-in-three chance of being a match?

It makes no sense.

If this is my match, how stupid are you gonna look, talking shit?

Mike knows that he's one of three guys that I have left to be my potential match,

and for him to just go and pick Mel out of a whim, like,

for game purposes, you couldn't just say my name?

You couldn't just have me stand there with you?

It's a weird pick, man.

-It's not. -But maybe it'll play out for you guys.

Lock in.

I know for a fact that Devin and Kiki...

...are gonna get back together no matter what he says,

so, I didn't want to pick her and end up looking like a dumb-ass.

Next up for the guys, Hunter.

Hunt doggy.

Hunter.

Yeah, Hunter!

Looking good, boy.

Looking nice.

-What's up, Hunter? -What's going on, brother?

Are you able to make connections?

Are you finding your match in this house, do you think?

With the exes coming back in,

I feel like I learned a lot of information that I didn't know.

All right, Hunter, who's your perfect match?

Tonight my perfect match is Britni.

Well, well, well, we've seen you guys standing up here before.

I am so similar to her ex,

so maybe we can really get to know each other and connect if we sit down and try.

I took Amanda on a date, but right now I think Amanda's still holding on to Mike,

and Britni's ex still feels like Britni's still got the South in her heart,

and that's what she'll always go for,

and I'm focusing on what I need, not what I want.

All right, next up for the guys is Alec.

All right, Alec, who's your perfect match?

Come over here, mom.

All right, Stacey, come on down.

Mom and dad are back.

Strike two.

Mom and dad, back together.

We've been, like, opening up to each other.

There hasn't been fighting anymore, and that's what I've been waiting for.

And that's what I wanted, and that's why I picked you to stand next to me.

Alec, Stacey, lock in.

You're locked.

Next up for the guys, Tyler.

Ty boogie.

Hey, that's my name.

Tyler, who's your perfect match?

I know I'm supposed to choose Kiki, but I've barely talked to her.

Do I choose with my heart, or do I choose off of strategy?

I don't know what to do.

My perfect match tonight is...

Tyler, who's your perfect match?

If Tyler does not pick me, I'm gonna lose it.

My perfect match tonight is...

-...Cheyenne. -Yeah.

All right, Chey, come on up.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God, are you guys fucking morons?

Three opportunities to have a perfect match with Kiki.

Nobody chose it.

You've guaranteed that you can't go 10 beams.

You guys think y'all are the masterminds of all this shit,

and then y'all come in and fuck something up that is this simple?

It makes no fucking sense.

-Yo, yo, how many times... -All three of you know.

All three of you know.

Why wouldn't you guys fucking pick her? It's stupid.

Mike, Alec, and Tyler had one job, and the one job was to pick Kiki,

and all three of them failed to do that,

so, way to just waste a Matchup ceremony, boys, nice.

And you guys were all the first guys to guys to pick.

Are you fucking stupid?

Who did you think was gonna choose you tonight?

We haven't had a talk at all whatsoever.

Based off connection-wise, me and Kiki don't have none,

so I'm supposed to come up here and make some lie about her? No.

I like Cheyenne, so I'm supposed to choose Kiki and lie?

No, I play with my heart.

Kiki and Mike should've chose each other.

Stop barking at me.

Next up for the guys, Chuck.

Chuck, who's your perfect match?

Hop up.

-Hey, Amanda. -Hey.

Chuck, Amanda, lock in.

You're locked, guys, good luck.

Devin, do you think that the relationship with Kiki,

and particularly the way that you've treated her,

has driven a wedge between you and the rest of the girls in the house?

Kiki or no Kiki, everything that I have done in this house is me.

-And if you don't like me... -This is such horseshit.

...then you're not my perfect match.

All right, who's your perfect match?

Rashida, get the fuck up here, girl.

Well, Rashida, you guys have stood together before.

What do you think about this?

I have sat with Devin, I think, what, three times?

This is our third.

This is our third time, and not only that,

a lot of these couples sitting together right now have already sat together,

-and how many beams did we get, Ryan? -No more than three.

-No more than three. -That's right.

So right now I'm very disappointed,

and I'm fucking aggravated at this point that we're still doing the same shit.

We're not gonna get anywhere, and I promise you,

these beams are not gonna light up like they should.

It makes no fucking sense why I see motherfuckers...

...still sitting with the same people.

Why?

This Matchup is a mess-up.

We've gotta change something up.

Don't think of it as, "I'm just gonna sit with a different person for a Matchup."

You need to start opening up to different people.

Devin, Rashida, lock in.

You're locked. Grab a seat.

Zak, who's your perfect match?

Clearly Hannah.

All right, Hannah, come on up.

Hey, beautiful.

This is how it's done, guys. This is how it's done.

Zak, Hannah, lock in.

Nelson, Kayla, lock in.

Thank you, guys. Grab a seat.

That means last up, Austin and Kiki. Come on up here.

Hey, Austin.

Look, for you guys to be standing here,

a confirmed no match,

obviously, this thing went off the rails in a big way.

All because of communication.

You know, I'm sorry if I'm not your ideal match,

but I'm here, and this is the realization.

One of you three is my match.

We know you guys are not a match, but we still need to lock you in.

Austin, Kiki, go ahead, lock in.

You're locked. Grab a seat.

Now remember, you guys,

The Matchup will reveal how many couples are correct,

but not who those matches are.

That's up to you to figure out.

Now, behind me are 10 beams of light.

Each beam represents a perfect match.

One beam is one perfect match.

Ten beams are 10 perfect matches and three quarters of a million dollars.

Tonight you begin The Matchup with one beam already lit.

Make it rain.

That represents Connor and Chelsey, your confirmed perfect match.

As you know, because Austin and Kiki are paired up tonight,

you cannot go 10 for 10.

As always, if you fail to create any new matches,

that is a blackout, and you'll instantly lose another 250,000 dollars.

All right, here we go.

And the number of perfect matches is...

Let's heat it up.

No blackout.

Obviously, we're not gonna get 10 beams,

but if we black out again tonight, I swear to God, I'll flip the fuck out.

And the number of perfect matches is...

We have to get at least one.

No blackout.

Breathe.

Beam me up, Scotty.

There's two.

No blackout.

No blackout.

Mom and dad.

Mom and dad, bringing it home.

We got three.

We got three.

That's three.

Never give up on love.

We've tied our record.

Hot damn.

Come on, Ryan, give us one.

Charity beam, charity beam.

Give us another beam, come on.

Come on, Ry.

We knew it, we knew it.

Three out of 10, guys.

-Is anybody surprised? -Not at all, not at all.

We called it, we called it.

-Nobody's surprised? -Nope, nope.

We called it.

Here we are, eighth Matchup, only two new beams.

-It's ridiculous. -Yeah, yeah.

It's always darkest before the dawn, and it is dark right now,

but you can turn it around.

Two Truth Booths, two Matchups,

-and thank God next week it's girls' pick. -Thank God.

Because you can get this right if you dig deep.

Communicate, talk, listen, find those connections,

all these things that you guys know you need to be doing but you're not.

Say goodbye to Connor and Chelsey.

Head inside.

I'll see you guys at the next challenge.

Deuces.

The house better step their game up,

because we're about to lose 750,000 dollars,

and go home without a match.

That's a lose-lose,

so, everyone better get their shit together,

and get their fucking head in the game and start using your fucking heart.

We've still got a shot.

Next time on Are You the One?...

No, Mike!

Don't this is bad.

Bad news bears.

Amanda is going to chop my balls off.

You're the trash man, and I'm your product.

Now I'm getting fucking mad.

It's not fucking cool.

If that's what happened, then Mike is fucked up.