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Hi.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

You know you.

We are the champion.

Together

now.

Never.

Yah.

hello

Front.

We are together.

Back.

One egg.

Subject to their approval.

Hold on.

Hey, ohh shit.

Sorry, let me up.

Can you grab the thing?

Oh my God,

thank you.

I don't know.

I've got the CNN thing.

And like you.

Now

come up, look alive.

Hold on in 10.

He's leading you in now, okay.

It's from miles.

And with me now is Connecticut governor Claire de Bella,

who sent a campaign,

is picking up steam as she has positioned herself as a very different kind of candidate.

Governor, thanks so much for joining us.

Working from home like the rest of us, I can see.

Yes, welcome to our Office campaign centre in kindergarten.

We are losing our minds.

Your campaign is backed by billionaire philanthropist Miles Brock,

founder of the ubiquitous tech giant alpha,

which now has dozens of companies from Alpha Cosmos Alpha Car Alpha Shop.

I know, I know, I know.

But what can I do?

You can tell him no.

While your science not a publicity exactly.

And keep making excuses for everyone of BIOS problems

and same whims.

Genius always looks like insanity at first thought.

Isn't that how we became miles wrong.

You guys have no idea.

The man faxes me in the middle of the night, loves his faxes.

He sends me his ideas that I'm supposed to what you tell me, genius or insanity?

Uber for biospheres.

I don't know.

Maybe.

AI and dogs equals discourse, OK?

I mean all night long they just keep but then.

Remember child equals nft.

We all laughed, but then the crypto Kids app paid for this building.

How do you argue with that?

What, they don't.

Yeah, we know.

Never bet against Bron.

We know it.

But he's asking us to put a volatile substance on a manned flight.

He won't listen.

He just says make it work.

And what if it works?

This is science, not a religion.

Remember that final.

Because if your name is on this and it fails,

it will sink you forever.

I'm a hard line on climate change.

If that scares you, go stick your head back in the sand.

Constituents to trust that I'm gonna fight.

All right.

Word.

Here, here.

Hey, please stop by spinning inside

please.

So bored.

No, no phones.

Like has she ever phone cause she's mean?

No, because she's afraid that I will tweet.

An ethnic slur?

Again, yes.

And you agreed no phone for the rest of the media cycle.

It didn't even know that that word referred to Jewish people.

I thought it was a generic term for cheap.

Julie.

Everything is so open these days.

It's out of control.

What's this?

I don't know.

Some guy just dropped him off.

All right, genius.

What is this thing?

Well, to miles invitation.

Well, duh.

But I mean, what is it?

It's like a it's just like a block of wood.

There's gonna be a window open.

It's solid.

There's no latches or even visible seams.

The wood grain patterns.

Weird, though.

It's like it's familiar.

Ohh wait, hold on, it's Birdy.

Okay, how do you open this thing?

Hi, Birdy Lionel

Ohh no Pex putting out a fire.

She'll be back.

Another fire.

Fire.

Would you say this time you've got to stay off the Twitter like that?

That's fine.

Now, is this in miles thing?

Have you figured out how to open it?

Lionel Lionel.

Use your science brain.

I'm working on it for having a party.

Has anyone heard from Duke?

No.

So this has gotten some attention recently,

so obviously I would like to speak to this.

And the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel, I do not hate boobs.

Oops.

Give us many useful things.

Boobs give us milk, cheese, fresh.

Nourish our young until the age.

But we can go out and hunt for them.

Must be honest.

Hoops are fun.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, right?

Babe?

I love my boobs.

There's so much fun.

Oops, sorry, feminist.

So when we're talking about the reciprocation of America,

I mean, what that means is a breakdown in the natural order, evolutionary truth

to go back billions of years.

So when you're asking a young man in America,

slow down South, a woman can catch up.

For centuries, the Western workplace has been dominated by men.

Because that's what nature made us to do.

OK, I've been calling you.

You gotta answer me when I called.

Will you shut it over to somebody?

Times I told you, when me with your life, you gotta listen.

You tell your mother to shut up.

Sorry, it's just when we're live.

When were?

She is mom.

Sorry.

Got a delivery?

It's in the kitchen.

Maybe it's sensitive to heat?

Ohh, wait, it's too cold.

Hey, what is this thing my mom already broken.

It's a stereogram.

She did something to it.

It opened up.

I don't know if she broke it.

Stereogram.

What a gramme.

With a stereogram, were those the things you guys?

Things I could never do?

Those ohh I tell you about touching myself.

Do you group them by colour maybe or size?

Weight.

Should I weigh them 8 by 8?

It's a chess board.

This is a chess end game so it's it's set up for a maiden one.

Should I?

This is your too.

I know this,

but it's solved already, so it can't be

contributing.

Yes, wait, wait.

The Tapper thing is for Morse code.

The X's and O's are dots and dashes and dots,

so that's

all you are.

Is something supposed to?

And maybe stands for something.

Maybe in one of the other puzzles.

I've got compass.

Mom, it's a compass, OK, NS OK.

And it's for north, so turn it to north.

It's music, guys.

It's music.

It's music.

Are you mocking me?

Yes.

Okay.

Ha ha.

I'm gonna choose your mix.

Alexa, Shazam this song, please.

Alexa, Shazam, the song please.

Hey, this is boss little Fuggy minor.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm Shazam in a few.

Is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune.

And when you layered this tune on top of itself,

it starts to change and turns into a beautiful new structure.

This can't showzam.

It's a lamp.

I love you Birdy.

I love you too, Claire layered back over itself.

Hold on.

You see the centre wheel lifted up.

Ohh.

All new tune.

Freaking miles, man.

Genius at first once a Fibonacci sequence.

How could you know that?

Ohh.

47 for sure.

That's the atomic number for silver.

Are you sure that's silver?

That's silver.

So this is it altogether, now 123.

Look at that.

My dear friends, my beautiful disruptor is my closest inner circle.

We could all use a moment of normalcy

and so you are cordially invited the long weekend

on my private island where we will celebrate the bonds that connect us.

And I hope your puzzle solving skills are wetted

because you will also be competing to solve the mystery.

Of my murder.

Travel details to come.

Please forward any dietary restrictions, love and all my kisses miles.

Where's my spear gun?

I gotta pack.

Speak to pack.

What's up?

I don't know.

Wait, hold on.

What just happened?

I saw you go in the engine room.

You're the imposter.

We all know it.

Case closed.

We are done.

I don't understand this at all.

So Angie called me, and now the game's just over.

Sorry, Blanc.

They're thrown out of the air lock.

It's that no brainer.

I've got to say, the world's greatest detective.

I thought she'd be better at this.

I think maybe this game is just not my thing.

With flash.

Our code names no no.

Look.

I appreciate what you are trying to do for me here,

but worried about you buddy.

Lockdown hasn't been easy for any of us,

but Phillip told me you haven't left the bath for a week.

Ohh, that's hyperbole.

Forget that, would you?

You're not in the bath again, are you?

No.

I'm just.

I'll lose it between cases anyway.

I think I'm having gone insane.

In my mind is a fuel of racing car

and I don't know where to drive it.

You like crosswords?

No, no, Tasha, I don't need puzzles, games,

and the last thing I need is a vacation.

And in danger, the hunt challenge.

And need.

A great case.

Ohh.

Someone here for you?

With the ball.

Ohh.

Governor.

Hi you genius.

Hello.

Oh my God we can't hug right now can we?

Ohh.

Did you just stay at the hotel last night?

I didn't see you.

No, Bernie, we clearly just arrived.

But you, hello, stranger danger, Mr Blunt, you are stranger danger.

No, no, that's fine, because I don't even know what that means.

Benoit blah Oh my God, are you fenwal block, the detective?

Did you sell the murder of Ohh?

What's your name?

That the the ballet dancer with the thing and the thing?

That's you.

It is in the flesh.

I'm obviously familiar with you all as well.

Doctor Tucson.

This footage.

Yay.

What an extraordinary gathering.

Ohh.

Really.

Crew, we've arrived.

Disruptors have assembled.

Absolutely no.

Duke, hello.

Hey, guys.

Remember my girl?

Was she?

Of course.

Whiskey.

Hello.

Who's that?

Why are you in Greece, Mr Block?

I was invited by Miles Brown.

Tight with miles?

No, never, man.

Ohh I get it the.

Murder mystery thing.

Benoit Blanc is going to help solve the mystery of miles and murderers.

Should be fun.

Well, we'll see.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Greece.

This fine craft will take you to Mr Braun's island.

It is a 2 hour journey.

Your captain, Mr Andino, will assist you with your luggage.

But first I'm going to need you to remove your mask and extend your tongue.

This will only be momentarily uncomfortable.

Mr Cody.

No pineapple on that, right?

Don't dance pineapple.

There's no pineapple.

Since I'm the odd man outcome, you're all friends.

Miles is one of these weekend reunions every year.

Some not so invitation.

Some extravagant trip this little manaya Sherrie.

Excuse me, I love your accent.

I just had to try.

Ohh, eight years of doing these trips,

you're the first new person he's ever invited.

You must be very special.

What is this material?

I love that talk, I think.

What is there open please?

Thank you.

You won't be needing that anymore, won't you're good.

What is that?

Is that some kind of disinfectant or you're good?

Have a great trip everyone.

The.

Hey.

Hi.

Holy shit.

I could not help but notice the stir at her rival.

Yeah.

That was a stir.

It's not in your little game.

Was she is.

And they started alpha with miles ten years ago.

Just the two of us.

That's Cassandra Brand and yeah.

And they're no longer partners.

One legal move cut her out completely.

Booted her without a dime.

Social networking at all.

But he's still invited to this weekend.

Question isn't why he invited.

Is why did she show up?

Is that DACA Banksy?

Ohh the name of the island in Greece.

Peaches.

My baby Birdy ohh you're island serenading me

with my son on the guitar, Ball wrote it on.

I know, legit right?

But look at your face it was worth it.

Ohh my friends, my friends, all my old friends.

Are we allowed to hug after the whole men in black?

Then we can hug.

Ohh God my goodness ohh allowed to hug

everybody.

This is a dream not a dream.

Wide awake.

Ohh.

Whiskey.

Wow, I just love that necklace.

Great.

Thank you.

How you doing?

I'm so good.

Yeah.

Pretty island.

Greek island, huh?

Sexy.

Alright.

So been while blank, huh?

Man, when you throw a murder mystery party, you do it right, buddy, man.

Hello Mr.

Brown.

I cannot overstate my gratitude for this.

Me.

Andy.

You're here.

Hiya.

All right, it's a murder mystery start.

My man.

Patience, patience, Caleb.

I know you guys think I'm a hippie.

Can we just take a second and fully abbreviate this moment together?

We're old friends.

We're still friends.

And I love you all.

I just wanted to say that we got a great weekend.

Just our gang.

Just us.

Hey.

Hey bro, not here.

Who's that?

That's Darryl.

He's he's just staying here.

He's going through some things,

but he's not part of the experience at all.

OK, so first.

A proper tour.

Of the glass onion.

Ohh yes here we go my God the glass onion like.

Should we get our bags?

Someone will get them forward, OK?

This rich people shit is weird.

Thank you.

I don't know.

I have occasionally put on the dog in my life,

but there's this.

This is stretching my stride taking abilities.

You're doing great.

I'm Andy.

That is very genial, Logan.

I'm Ben law.

You got a flat tyre there.

Thank you.

Ohh wow.

Okay wow.

It's like an actual huge glass onion.

Yep, it's past, present and future.

It's it's what came before,

where I am now, what I'll give to the world.

Ignore me.

This is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now.

So what kind of stuff does it take to run a place like this normally?

Like.

But you know, look, I sent everyone home.

I just want to have a normal weekend with my old friends.

Like the old days, right?

I mean, see, look, that's the thing.

This isn't just a rich asshole house.

It's isn't even a house.

It's a it's a community for creativity.

Ah, amazing.

What?

What is that?

That's the hourly Dong.

You know, I got full glass to compose that.

But who's hill gas?

OK, let's stop talking and actually start hanging out

and having fun.

Your rooms are assigned by the chakra that I most closely associate

with each of you I know.

Go with it.

Okay, your biorhythm monitor is the key to your room.

It'll lead you to the room using haptics.

Get settled in.

Change.

Let's meet up at the pool.

We'll have a chill afternoon, and then the game begins.

Say, girl,

you know me, miles.

They're all mild.

Hey, Andy.

Hey girl.

I.

I really am glad you're here.

Wow.

I'm.

I'm sorry, but that is just crazy.

Hang up.

Hey, Mr Blanc, we have a quick word.

Ohh my word is ohh my goodness me this is not that is what what is that?

Oh my God it's full of stars 2010 you when they contacted.

This is amazing.

Just amazing.

I'm so happy to be here.

And is there any role you'd like me to play

in this murder mystery game?

Mr.

I don't know, Detective.

I'll be more than happy to oblige, just to be included and to.

To meet you.

Is that a motor car?

Ohh yeah, that's my baby blue.

It's one-of-a-kind.

Goes anywhere I go all around the world.

Why is it on the roof?

Because there's no way to drive it on the island.

Oh yes, yes, of course, Mr Blunt.

Wanted to ask.

What are you doing here?

I'm, I'm.

I'm sorry.

What are you doing here?

But you wouldn't bother me.

No, it didn't.

But.

You sent me a box.

You received a box, yes.

A wooden box was delivered to my home with some simple children's puzzles,

which was that completed them.

There was an invitation inside.

Do you have that invitation?

I'm sorry.

Very confused, is it?

This is part of the game.

This is just like the other ones but.

I didn't send it to you.

How many of these boxes did you create?

Well, I have one for each of my friends.

No test boxes, no prototypes.

My my puzzle guy barely got the five down in time

and he apprenticed with Ricky Jay.

Ohh wants the boxes are open and the puzzles completed there anyway

to close them again to reset them.

Hang on.

Someone reset the box.

Someone reset the box.

They sent it to you as a gag.

Miles is doing a murder mystery.

Let's invite Ben wont freaking walk.

Ohh it's so good.

I am.

Mortified.

I don't why I've got the free definite detective

in the world at my murder mystery party.

That is so legit.

Mr.

Brown.

I've gone through bitter experience

that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with.

Okay, look, come on.

I'd love to have you visit me at my home.

There.

You've been invited.

You're an official guest now.

Thrilled to have you.

I mean, relax.

Enjoy yourself.

Hey, try to solve the murder mystery if you can.

I don't want to do my own horn, but it's pretty.

Next level, I'm going to foil.

I'll see you at the pool.

Lionel, you are too sexy to be a scientist.

And Claire, so cute.

Thanks bird, you really try.

I like that you really make an effort.

Well, I figured grease and no mass, I could breathe again.

Look at this pool.

I think we'll go for a swim.

Maybe I'll be out for a bit.

You know, why can't you get all the credit but appreciate it really

is the heart of the child Peppers.

Hey, mark.

Have it?

Did have a hard kombucha.

They're actually pretty good.

You know, Jared Leto sent them over.

Think he wants me to what?

I am on vacation.

Yeah, the baby blue.

Iconic.

You remember that night you always pancake me

with it on the road outside Anderson Cooper's birthday.

Coop's parties are memorable.

Yeah.

Ohh God really do.

God, really?

Asshole.

Now at the party.

That is quite a piece.

The rules about it.

So I see.

You never know when she's going to go down.

Bernie.

You have to tell him.

You got to tell him.

Listen to me.

I'm serious.

You gotta.

You just gotta you just gotta go beg, OK?

God, when he goes to his room,

just follow him and then just do it.

I will take care of him, don't worry.

Coming up.

For both.

There was a time, you know, back when.

That was the one on magazine.

He was nobody.

I couldn't believe you with you talking to me.

He said that to me.

Your birdie jam billboards.

I can't believe I'm talking to you.

There was this little thing in my hand.

I preferred that.

Andy, hi.

How long has it been?

Since the trial so few months.

Trial.

That was not fun.

I mean for all of us, for anybody, right, peg?

Right.

I'm uncomfortable.

I'm going to go for a swim.

I can handle the Matisse in the bathroom,

but is a is that a fax machine?

Miles doesn't even have a phone.

It's really convenient.

I, you know,

I have one number goes to all my fax machines all over the world.

There's something about analogue that look at this blast from my past.

Look everybody like miles.

You're so funny having this around.

If it isn't too presumptive, what first drew you all together?

It's such an eclectic bunch.

I think disruptors recognise each other.

You you've used that word before.

Disruptive.

What does that mean?

Well, some people think Bernie's disruptive every time she opens her mouth

just because she says what everyone's thinking.

But no one's got the nerve to say it's true.

I say it like I see it.

No, but seriously, do you know about sweetie pants?

Right?

Myself here.

On door sweetie bears are relatively minor.

I'm sitting next to Bernie Jay.

She was a fashion icon

and then the youngest editor ever of Shisha magazine.

Right?

Establishment BS off top of the world.

But then wow.

Then there was the whole thing with the Halloween costume.

It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.

Anyway, I had a lot of time at home.

I just spent all my time in sweatpants.

She comes out with designer high quality,

comfortable sweatpants just as a pandemic hits.

She disrupted her own disruption.

She made a killing.

And look at Duke.

You think people looked at him and saw anything other than the beef?

You think they saw the first influencer to have a million followers on Twitch?

So did it is.

Hello.

And what about Claire?

You know, soccer mom and beige throwing grenades into machine politics?

Lionel, he didn't wait ten years looking on the taint of academia

to get permission to start pushing the boundaries of science.

He just did it.

That's what that's what I did with Al.

What we did with Alpha Disrupt.

See.

Tell you a little secret world he's gonna change once you hear it,

you can't unhear it.

Your phone turned off.

Ohh

OK.

If you want to shake things up.

You start with something small.

You break a norm or an idea or convention, some little business model,

but you go with things that people are kind of tired of anyway.

Everybody gets excited because you're busting up something

that everyone wanted broken in the first place.

That's.

The infraction point.

That's the place where you have to look within yourself.

And ask, am I the kind of person who will keep going?

We break more things.

Break bigger things.

Are you willing to break the thing that nobody wants you to break?

Because at that point people are not going to be on your side.

They're gonna call you crazy.

They're gonna say you're a bully.

They're gonna tell you to stop.

Even your partner will say you need to stop.

Because, as it turns out.

Nobody wants you to break the system itself.

That is what true disruption is.

And that is what unites.

All of us.

We all got to that line.

And crossed it.

See, I'm gonna help disruptors.

All of us.

Wow.

That was some real red pill stuff, miles.

And I build alpha with.

She believed it.

Ohh I believed it.

I believed.

Mr Blanc, you're detective, right?

Can you spot the other thing?

The real thing this group has in common?

Andy come on Ohh line.

Everybody knows who Lionel works for.

That's no secret.

And we know who bankrolled Claire's campaign.

Going nobody.

Nobody would touch Birdie with a 10 foot pole

because she went on Oprah and compared herself to Harriet Tubman.

And

who do you think showed up as an Angel investor in sweetie pants, huh?

And Duke.

When Duke got banned from Twitch for Hawking rhino horn, boner appeals

to teenage boys.

Who do you think Sam up at YouTube and use their media empire

to promote the stream?

That is the common thread here.

Every single one of you is holding on for dear life to miles,

bronze golden titties.

Each of you.

You'll staff a friend in the back to hold on.

That is what?

Andy.

Wait.

Wow.

That was so real.

Anyway, dinner said 8.

See you all there.

Like Miles said.

I'm a truth teller.

Some people can't handle it.

It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.

Don't you think?

Are you calling me dangerous?

We'll see.

No, excuse me.

Something so hard.

What do you mean she's changed?

What's your lying ass?

Rock.

Hey, hi.

Hello.

Please don't do this.

Sorry.

Bird showed me the statement that you wanted to make to the press

about Bangladesh

and if you make her go through with it, her name is.

Destroyed.

But you see, my resume is just pretty Jay Jay, a short stint in retail,

and then Birdie Jay.

So if her name is destroyed, then my name is.

I'm sorry.

Peg.

I'm begging you.

You gotta get her to make that statement.

It is her only way out.

What?

But.

This is a smokeless garden.

This is a smokeless garden.

This is a summer's garden.

Please keep our water clean.

Please keep our water clean.

Please keep our water clean.

Are you going to do it for me?

That.

So.

I want my life to be.

Welcome, gang.

You cocktails before I'm murdered,

I think I remember everyone's favourite.

And we got tamales.

My chemist.

Lack of wood 16.

He likes it heavy on the peas or bit of me.

Has this my Cuban breeze?

Drink got us on the no fly list at Saint Barts.

What else?

Hash tag?

Worth it?

Claire Burke, room temp white.

You not agree?

Allenberry.

Ohh, that's a Jeremy Renner small batch hot sauce.

I let him invest.

He sends me like a palette every year.

Take a few bottles.

Ohh.

Thank you.

I apologise.

I don't know your drink, but, you know, pick your poison.

Hey, Andy.

I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda.

Not OK, miles.

I mean, I know you have a thing for it,

but I mean this, this place is the Tate Modern.

Why would you hang a framed print of the Mona Lisa front and centre?

It's like having a CHE poster in your dorm room.

Or.

Come on.

Wait, it's impossible, miles, forget my incredulity, but surely no.

The the Mona Lisa.

It's that's property at the state.

There's no way blame it on the Pando block.

Louvres closed France, needed money and so I bought myself

a little short term loan.

You know, it turns out that transport and the security

because most of the costs cheque this out.

Oh my God.

Don't tell the insurance guys, but I had a little override button installed.

Where do you think it is?

Ohh my gosh, it's so freaking sensitive.

A phone Dings.

It closes up.

It's ridiculous, but I needed to be able to look her in the eyes on glass in between us.

My mum took me to Paris when I was six years old.

The first time I looked at this lady changed my leg.

You know, da Vinci invented a technique for brush strokes

that leave no lines.

That's how you can look straight at her,

and her expression changes every time.

There, smiles there.

Then it disappears.

She happy, she said.

Is it something else?

This simple thing that you thought you were looking at.

It suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex.

It gives you Vertigo.

It really is something.

Classic.

I'm here.

You know, every time we've gotten to the point where I'm going to strangle you,

you pull something like this and it's magic.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Look, it all started with her.

What did I say to you guys the first night that we hung out in the glass?

Onion?

What did I say?

I want to be responsible for something that gets mentioned in the same breath

as the Mona Lisa forever.

And what does that mean?

Ohh, it means immortality.

And he wants to do something that's gonna change.

Wait a minute miles.

Why do you have the Mona Lisa in your living room?

In one week, I've invited world leaders and members of the press

from all over to come to this island.

And right here I'm going to unveil.

The future?

You know what this is?

You know damn well we do.

What's going on miles?

Ohh I don't don't try that.

Oh my God.

That's a new solid hydrogen fuel.

It's incredibly powerful, it's radically efficient 0 carbon emissions,

and it's derived from abundant sea water.

I call it clear with AK.

At this event we are going to announce clear America.

Our affordable home power solution clear is going to be powering people's

dreams all over this country by the end of this year.

no

Because I was clear with you,

I told you I need two years minimum to test this stuff

to see if it's safe or even viable.

Claire and I are not gonna be responsible

for putting something out in the world before this.

Tested and.

no

Ohh yeah.

No.

You you're running this entire place off of this.

All of it.

All this awesome lighting.

The heating and the cooling everything right down my fax machine.

The whole glass onion is powered by clear Oh my God miles.

Guys, we did it.

I'm out of done.

This is reckless.

You're gonna get somebody killed.

You're not getting out, it's already happening.

Love you.

Let's eat.

Okay, gang.

It's been a memorable weekend already, to be sure.

But now the real fun starts.

We got three days to bask in the sun,

swim in the Ionian Sea,

eat good food and wine,

and enjoy each other's company.

But alongside an underneath the quartet,

you've been charged with a serious task.

Because tonight, in this very room, a murder.

Will be committed.

My murder.

You will have to closely observe the crime.

Consider what you know about each other.

Know that across the island, I've hidden clues.

Some may be helpful, some may misdirect.

That's for you to determine.

But if anyone?

Can name the killer.

Tell me how they achieved the murder and most importantly.

What was the motive?

That person wins our game.

Any questions?

Ohh wait,

what are we?

I.

What do you mean will you?

What do you want?

No, no, nothing.

I just, I I just thought maybe there was a prize also I.

An iPad or I think.

Okay, fine.

Yeah.

Don't know the winner gets an iPad.

What's your dead?

Will we still be able to talk to you?

Yeah, I'm not playing dead the whole weekend, dude.

I'm like, we hang.

But I you just can't ask me questions.

I'm not gonna help.

I don't actually need an iPad.

But I'm just saying.

Just just just just when you should win.

And you know.

Work together.

Only one person can solve the crime, so if you got a theory,

keep it close to your chest.

You know it's designed to be hard.

This will take the whole weekend.

This is truly delightful.

Have we started already?

Is it?

Well the murder hasn't happened Ohh, but yeah why not?

As Watson said to Holmes,

it was booty who planted a remote device on a crossbow in revenge

for you stealing her signature red diamond.

Look at the street arrangement.

It triangulates Birdie just perfectly with that thing,

which is loaded with a dummy bulge.

Aimed directly.

But, Mr Braun?

Now I believe close inspection will reveal

some sort of remote triggering device,

but more death.

That is a vintage Jayhawk brand crossbow.

Jayhawk body.

J.

Of course there are other superfluous and rather clumsy clues.

The headrow in the South garden that spells and let it be,

but the room is the sickle chakra,

which is the warm block by Gilbert blah blah blah.

But the motive, yes.

On a cleverly planted 1998 issued the face magazine

with a birdie on the cover,

she famously wore what became known as the Wren Diamond

and then as a family.

And

to be clear, I mean, I didn't know what a blood diamond was, so.

Large pendulous Locket, which is a is not left your neck,

but out of keeping with your greasy island style.

Would you kindly open it for us?

Hi.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

You know you.

We are the Champions.

Together

now.

Never.

Yeah.

We are together.

Act.

1.

Back.

My friend Diane, a dramatic, passionate and colourful crime

for a fashionista Miss Birdie Jay.

Unfortunately, this crime clashed.

With the presence of Benoit Blanc.

Don't do this.

You then.

Very good, very good.

Ohh God that just felt so good.

So so solid so so satisfying.

You know you don't like one of those many crosswords and times his

or you know I have a chef friend

and she she speaks of trying to create the perfect fire

and that that that just felt like the most satisfying fox sized.

You're angry.

No blank.

I'm

just, you know, what the hell.

That was not the simplest thing to set up.

So it's.

It's fine, it doesn't matter.

It's just.

I hired Gillian Flynn to write the whole thing.

Ohh, she's quite good.

She's God damn expensive is what she is.

What am I supposed to do now?

Play Yahtzee all weekend?

Mr Braun, truth is I ruined your game on purpose and.

For a very good reason.

I'm sorry, what?

I like the glass on you as a metaphor,

an object that seems densely layered,

but in reality the Sinner is in plain sight.

Your relationship with these people may seem complex,

but look what you've done this weekend is crystal clear.

You've taken 7 people, each of whom has a real life reason

to wish you harm, gathered them together

on a remote island and place the idea of your murder in their heads.

It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights.

Ohh.

Come on, so you play hardball with Lionel,

threaten to destroy his reputation if he does not play along

on Power Man rocket with clear.

But now with clear tour.

Now perhaps you threatened to support her opponent

in the UP and coming election.

If she does not approve your power plant.

You have done some homework and birdie.

Bangladesh sweetie pants are manufactured there in a sweatshop.

You're making booty take the fall to cover your ass

as the main investor.

Duke well.

We all know what Duke wants to kill you.

He doesn't know about that.

Yes, he does.

Take my presence as a sign.

For at least one person on this island, this is not a game.

Ohh, this is the famous napkin.

I know this story, right?

Will you look at this?

I sketched out the original idea for alpha on a cocktail napkin

and I showed it to Andy one night at the glass onion.

As our local bar.

That's where it all began.

But they they tore it down a year after that.

Ohh Andy.

Yes, Andy.

And he used to tell me the truth.

Nobody does that now.

It's all just fake smiles and agendas.

People.

Wanting what they think they're owed.

Aiding you when you don't give it to them because.

That's what you're there for.

I know it's probably hard to have sympathy for the.

Poor, tortured billionaire.

God damn, I missed that bar.

Yeah.

You know, you could just power down

Google Earth for all you guys, you whiskey sports.

I like general interest.

You have a Google alert for the word movie.

Like movies don't eat.

Thank God for Benoit bloom.

We don't have to spend the weekend spelling hedges.

I'm out of here tomorrow morning.

Go.

We just got here.

You can stay.

Have fun.

Murder them five.

Well, I hate saying this in any context, but I'm with Duke.

Or we can get drunk and enjoy paradise for the weekend.

We should probably go to no miserable in paradise.

We've all earned this.

Yes, you have.

Are we even going to talk about the elephant in the room?

Just gonna throw a blanket over it and push through the weekend.

Am I the elephant?

Yeah, you're the elephant.

You're not that bad.

What'd you come for, Andy?

And given the circumstances, I think it's a fair question.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

No, fine.

Nothing about any of this is fair.

Congratulations.

Now you know.

And we all stuck with miles.

What do you want?

Do you wanna know why we did it?

Really, why do the math?

It's easy math.

You come here, you're Gucci flats, telling us, Valentino,

that we owe you.

You made money off about all those years.

You did fine.

You got yours.