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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,563 --> 00:00:07,439 Yeah, Hot Tub? 2 00:00:07,564 --> 00:00:08,524 Good, I'm glad you're home. 3 00:00:08,649 --> 00:00:09,858 I got to tell you something. 4 00:00:09,983 --> 00:00:11,109 This is real important. What do you mean? 5 00:00:11,235 --> 00:00:12,277 I met that chick. 6 00:00:12,402 --> 00:00:13,487 Yeah, I know you met that girl. 7 00:00:13,612 --> 00:00:14,696 She's a great chick. Listen to me. 8 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:15,739 Listen to me... 9 00:00:15,864 --> 00:00:16,990 All right, why is she great? 10 00:00:17,115 --> 00:00:17,991 I don't know why. 11 00:00:18,116 --> 00:00:19,451 She's got all her limbs, OK. 12 00:00:19,576 --> 00:00:20,911 Listen, I've got to tell you this story. 13 00:00:21,036 --> 00:00:22,246 What do you mean you've got to go? 14 00:00:22,371 --> 00:00:23,288 All right, I got to... 15 00:00:23,413 --> 00:00:24,581 I've got to tell you... Oh... 16 00:00:24,706 --> 00:00:25,207 - Goodbye. - Johnny? 17 00:00:25,332 --> 00:00:27,167 We're up. 18 00:00:29,711 --> 00:00:31,255 - Hello? - Ed? 19 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,464 Mom? 20 00:00:32,589 --> 00:00:33,465 Yeah, listen... 21 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:34,883 How did you get my number? 22 00:00:35,008 --> 00:00:35,717 I'm at a phone booth in the middle of nowhere. 23 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:38,345 I need you to... 24 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:40,097 What do you mean you want me to move back? 25 00:00:40,222 --> 00:00:40,931 Ma, look, I've got to tell you what happened to me last night. 26 00:00:41,849 --> 00:00:43,058 Mom, listen to... 27 00:00:43,183 --> 00:00:43,851 I'm not going to move back in the house. 28 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:45,185 I'm 32 years old. 29 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,687 I need my privacy. You know what I mean? 30 00:00:46,812 --> 00:00:47,729 - Oh, great. - Ma, listen to... 31 00:00:47,855 --> 00:00:49,022 Just great. 32 00:00:49,148 --> 00:00:49,565 What do you got to get insulted... Ma? 33 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:50,482 Ma? 34 00:00:53,819 --> 00:00:55,320 Hey, how you doing? 35 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:56,363 My name's Ed Molloy. 36 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:58,198 I'm known as the Brain Smasher. 37 00:00:58,323 --> 00:00:59,491 You'll know why in a few minutes. 38 00:00:59,616 --> 00:01:00,617 But you know what gets me? 39 00:01:00,742 --> 00:01:01,743 Nobody listens anymore. 40 00:01:01,869 --> 00:01:03,370 Nobody's got any sensitivity. 41 00:01:03,495 --> 00:01:04,288 But you'll listen. 42 00:01:04,413 --> 00:01:06,039 You're not going no where. 43 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:08,167 And let me tell you, I got an unbelievable story, you hear? 44 00:01:08,292 --> 00:01:11,753 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:20,095 --> 00:01:22,681 ♪ The moons are right and I was ♪ 46 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:26,518 ♪ told that you'd be coming here ♪ 47 00:01:26,643 --> 00:01:29,021 ♪ My life was laying kind of low ♪ 48 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:32,524 ♪ I was looking to get done in ♪ 49 00:01:32,649 --> 00:01:38,030 ♪ Now, ain't it nice when there's no more pieces to fit in ♪ 50 00:01:38,155 --> 00:01:45,621 ♪ Well, baby, I was you and you were born, no one was arguin' ♪ 51 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:48,248 Here's the set up. 52 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:51,043 It started, of all places, in London, England. 53 00:01:51,168 --> 00:01:52,544 There was this chick. 54 00:01:52,669 --> 00:01:54,171 Absolutely fantastic. 55 00:01:57,257 --> 00:02:00,886 Sam, give me a second. 56 00:02:01,011 --> 00:02:02,179 Take an hour. 57 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:03,388 Her name is Samantha, 58 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,307 and she's one of those supermodels. 59 00:02:05,432 --> 00:02:08,894 You know the type, with the big money, famous thing happening. 60 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,860 Oh, a book? 61 00:02:16,985 --> 00:02:18,654 Amazing, isn't it? 62 00:02:18,779 --> 00:02:21,490 I can actually read and wear a bathing suit at the same time. 63 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:22,991 Sometimes I even do math. 64 00:02:23,116 --> 00:02:23,909 Sorry. 65 00:02:30,374 --> 00:02:32,793 A beauty who reads. 66 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:35,671 Now there is a combo that I can marry. 67 00:02:39,925 --> 00:02:41,885 Ugh. 68 00:02:42,010 --> 00:02:43,846 As you can see, Samantha 69 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:45,389 wasn't the happiest chick in the world 70 00:02:45,514 --> 00:02:47,266 when it came to relationships. 71 00:02:47,391 --> 00:02:49,685 But hey, she hadn't met me yet. 72 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:52,020 Yeah. 73 00:02:52,146 --> 00:02:53,814 What do you think he did this time? 74 00:02:53,939 --> 00:02:55,482 Sam, wait. 75 00:02:55,607 --> 00:02:56,441 This is for you. 76 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,152 Another present I wanted. 77 00:02:58,277 --> 00:02:59,486 It's not from me. 78 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:02,531 - It's from your sister. - What did you do? 79 00:03:02,656 --> 00:03:04,324 Schlep it all the way from Paris? 80 00:03:04,449 --> 00:03:05,576 Yeah... big mistake. 81 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:06,952 I'll say. 82 00:03:07,077 --> 00:03:08,787 You should have brought your heart instead. 83 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:11,540 Then you would have had to find it first, and... 84 00:03:11,665 --> 00:03:12,749 Who else do you know that's going 85 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:14,835 to give you a $10,000 Rolex? 86 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,962 Hmm? 87 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:20,299 A Rolex is not love. 88 00:03:20,424 --> 00:03:23,302 I'll mail it to you. 89 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:25,387 Keep it. 90 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,931 You know, you're going to regret this someday, Sam. 91 00:03:28,056 --> 00:03:29,892 You're not going to look good in a bathing suit forever. 92 00:03:34,188 --> 00:03:36,773 So Sam gets this package from her sister, 93 00:03:36,899 --> 00:03:39,276 and that's what really sets the whole thing off. 94 00:03:39,401 --> 00:03:43,071 Because the sister tells Sam to bring this package to Portland, 95 00:03:43,197 --> 00:03:45,157 Oregon where she'll meet her. 96 00:03:45,282 --> 00:03:48,702 ♪ ♪ 97 00:03:59,671 --> 00:04:00,464 What? 98 00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:06,303 Now this is Portland, Oregon. 99 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:08,055 I live here. 100 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:12,726 This is where the rest of the story happens, and the set up. 101 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:16,855 ♪ ♪ 102 00:05:33,182 --> 00:05:35,058 Over here, Miss Crain. 103 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:16,016 I thought Halloween was last month. 104 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:19,895 These guys are Shaolin monks of the Red Lotus sect. 105 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:20,854 Our paths crossed... 106 00:06:24,441 --> 00:06:25,526 What the hell did he say to you? 107 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,252 Talk about stressed. 108 00:06:43,377 --> 00:06:44,962 What did he say? 109 00:06:45,087 --> 00:06:48,423 Uh... he would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk anymore. 110 00:06:51,343 --> 00:06:52,678 Why don't you just say so? 111 00:06:55,889 --> 00:06:57,808 Hey! 112 00:06:57,933 --> 00:07:00,352 What are you... 113 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:01,395 What is he... 114 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,397 Tell your baby sister to reveal the whereabouts 115 00:07:45,522 --> 00:07:47,483 of the Red Lotus to us now. 116 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:51,403 Wait a minute. 117 00:07:51,528 --> 00:07:54,281 You speak English. 118 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:56,158 You know, you guys are in a lot of trouble. 119 00:07:56,283 --> 00:07:57,242 This isn't China. 120 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,744 You can't... 121 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:03,707 Sam, where's the package I asked you to bring? 122 00:08:03,832 --> 00:08:04,708 I forgot it. 123 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,465 She's a model. 124 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:12,466 Oh. 125 00:08:12,591 --> 00:08:15,385 Yeah, just another airhead. 126 00:08:15,511 --> 00:08:17,179 But if these freaks kill me, they'll never 127 00:08:17,304 --> 00:08:18,472 find their little package. 128 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:19,848 Tell them that. 129 00:08:30,025 --> 00:08:32,402 I'm sorry I got you into this, Sam. 130 00:08:32,528 --> 00:08:35,531 That's what you're always saying. 131 00:08:37,658 --> 00:08:41,078 Give us the Red Lotus. 132 00:08:41,203 --> 00:08:43,789 You made your point. 133 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,707 It's this way. 134 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:46,750 Come on. 135 00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:00,430 These guys are crazy. 136 00:09:00,556 --> 00:09:01,515 You want to see crazy? 137 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,282 You will pay for this, Miss Crain. 138 00:09:18,407 --> 00:09:19,449 I will find you. 139 00:09:19,575 --> 00:09:20,409 Come on, Sam. 140 00:09:20,534 --> 00:09:21,952 You have no honor. 141 00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:39,052 Would you get up? 142 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,095 Come on. 143 00:09:45,893 --> 00:09:50,439 This way... over here. 144 00:09:50,564 --> 00:09:51,482 Oh, yuck. 145 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:53,025 What the hell are you doing? 146 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,776 Oh, you send me a package from thousands 147 00:09:54,902 --> 00:09:56,945 of miles away and then you ask me to rush it back to you. 148 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,405 I figure something's going on. 149 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,490 It always is with you. 150 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:01,074 What's with the ninjas? 151 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,618 I told you, they're Chinese monks. 152 00:10:02,743 --> 00:10:04,244 - Ninjas are Japanese. - Details. 153 00:10:04,369 --> 00:10:05,162 Come on. 154 00:10:05,287 --> 00:10:08,749 ♪ ♪ 155 00:10:13,337 --> 00:10:15,422 Well, how was I supposed to know arm bruiser was going to follow 156 00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,758 me all the way to Portland? 157 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:18,926 Arm bruiser? 158 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:20,093 What are you doing with those guys? 159 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,470 I can't let them get their hands 160 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:22,888 on the Red Lotus when our friend, Wu, said 161 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,097 ultimate power, he wasn't kidding. 162 00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:30,187 I think we lost them. 163 00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:31,480 No, you don't lose Red Lotus monks. 164 00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:32,397 They're coming. 165 00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:33,774 You just can't hear them. 166 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,692 Sure as hell can hear you in those things. 167 00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:36,985 Lose them. 168 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,529 - These are $400 shoes. - Oh, details. 169 00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:39,947 Look, go down this alley. 170 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,156 I'll meet up with you at St. Luke's Church. 171 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:42,366 Wait a minute. We're splitting up? 172 00:10:42,491 --> 00:10:43,283 Look, this is what they're after. 173 00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:44,701 They'll follow me. 174 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:45,577 I don't want to cause you any more trouble. 175 00:10:45,702 --> 00:10:46,537 I'm not leaving you. 176 00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:47,412 Mom and dad would kill me. 177 00:10:47,538 --> 00:10:48,205 Oh, forget mom and dad. 178 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,627 Look, St. Luke's Church, tomorrow, noon. 179 00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:55,504 Now, get out of here. 180 00:10:55,629 --> 00:10:58,549 And lose those heels. 181 00:10:58,674 --> 00:10:59,550 Oh, god. 182 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,740 ♪ ♪ 183 00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:24,783 Help! 184 00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:26,869 I don't have it. 185 00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:29,037 Leave me alone. 186 00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:29,997 Help. 187 00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:35,711 Hey! 188 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:44,905 Have a good time. 189 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,803 Wrong move, stupid. 190 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,443 Hey, why don't you guys come back tomorrow 191 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,736 when you sober up, huh? 192 00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:25,696 Oh. 193 00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:33,787 Now, that's why they call him the Brain Smasher. 194 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,251 Hey, Benny, call the cops. 195 00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:42,254 We got four more. 196 00:13:56,351 --> 00:13:57,769 Hey, hey, hey. 197 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,381 Cops are on their way. 198 00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:28,133 - Here, here's your jacket. - Thanks. 199 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,594 Oh, I thought you said four? 200 00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,555 You know me, I don't count too good. 201 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,182 Give me a light, will you? 202 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,975 Yeah, sure. 203 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,270 I'll tell you something though, some chick got by me. 204 00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:41,605 Oh, what are you trying to say? 205 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,482 Some girl got by the Brain Smasher? 206 00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:44,858 Oh, that could be in the paper. 207 00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,196 Not for long. 208 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,197 Do me a favor... watch the line, huh? 209 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,615 - I got you. - Let's go. 210 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,075 Hold it right there a second. Just back it up. 211 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:59,331 ♪ ♪ 212 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,846 ♪ The moon's full circle stood bright and bold ♪ 213 00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:16,932 ♪ with the sun and the fire and the wind from the road ♪ 214 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,147 ♪ A gypsy told me when Mars hits the skids ♪ 215 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:26,233 ♪ A stranger will enter my life, and she did ♪ 216 00:15:35,659 --> 00:15:38,662 ♪ Come with me, baby on destiny's trail ♪ 217 00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:41,748 ♪ I went along for the ride ♪ 218 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,335 ♪ The moon and the stars on the beach in his eyes ♪ 219 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:49,981 ♪ Wilderness say goodbye ♪ 220 00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,817 ♪ With a face you could ransom, I had ♪ 221 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,444 ♪ To give in, while the drums in the night ♪ 222 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,654 ♪ Could be felt through his skin ♪ 223 00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,740 ♪ Let me in ♪ 224 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:18,368 ♪ he said come with me baby on destiny's trail ♪ 225 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:21,497 ♪ I went along for the ride ♪ 226 00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:24,625 ♪ He held me forever under the stars ♪ 227 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,310 ♪ Wilderness say goodbye ♪ 228 00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:37,638 Hey, where you going? 229 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,436 This ninja's cracking the door. 230 00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:47,022 We are not ninja. 231 00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:48,398 ♪ ♪ 232 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:55,864 ♪ Help this child out in the wild ♪ 233 00:16:55,989 --> 00:16:58,450 ♪ Help this child ♪ 234 00:16:58,575 --> 00:17:02,120 ♪ He was crazy thunder ♪ 235 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:05,249 ♪ He was... rain ♪ 236 00:17:05,374 --> 00:17:07,835 ♪ He was smooth... ♪ 237 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:16,661 ♪ He was perfect timing... ♪ 238 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:43,203 Hey ninja... 239 00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:53,088 What are you doing here? 240 00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:08,520 Come on. 241 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:09,521 Hey, wait a minute. 242 00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:10,606 What are you doing? 243 00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:11,940 You crashed the gate. 244 00:18:12,065 --> 00:18:13,692 Didn't you see those ninjas chasing me? 245 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,152 - They're trying to kill me. - Ninjas? 246 00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:16,236 Yes, ninjas. 247 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,946 The... the creeps with the masks. 248 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:20,365 Honey, we get all kinds in here. 249 00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:23,535 I've never seen you around. Uh... you live alone? 250 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:27,080 ♪ ♪ 251 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:34,755 Listen to me. 252 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,548 There are Chinese ninjas after me because they 253 00:18:36,673 --> 00:18:38,717 want the ultimate power. 254 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,470 And there's a 24-hour detox center on Main. 255 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,680 Oh, do I look like I'm on drugs to you, 256 00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,390 you dumb muscle head? 257 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:49,353 Well, this dumb muscle head's throwing you out. 258 00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:50,270 Hiya. 259 00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,990 So let me understand this. 260 00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:03,659 You automatically think a person is going to lie to you? 261 00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,244 First chance they get. 262 00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:07,955 Don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt, huh? 263 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,289 Not if they got on a skirt. 264 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,749 Do you have a problem with women? 265 00:19:10,874 --> 00:19:13,335 Hey, who don't, except other chicks. 266 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,421 You know, an attitude like that can get you in trouble. 267 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,006 I'll say it can. 268 00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:20,092 Come on. 269 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:23,053 I don't need this tonight... stories about ninjas. 270 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:24,429 Huh... wait a minute. 271 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:25,389 What's the matter? 272 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,057 The noise... it stopped. 273 00:19:27,182 --> 00:19:28,058 Yeah, you stopped talking. 274 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:30,017 Shut up. 275 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,604 Johnny what's going on? 276 00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:34,314 Freaks in masks killing everybody. 277 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,482 Mickey... 278 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,944 I can't believe it. 279 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:41,780 Let me out of here. 280 00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,323 Do you believe me now? 281 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,366 These ninjas are killers. 282 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,122 We are not ninjas. 283 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,136 There's a trick to this door. 284 00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:07,764 ♪ ♪ 285 00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:28,035 Damn it. 286 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,328 Who are those guys? 287 00:20:29,453 --> 00:20:30,704 Old boyfriends? 288 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,131 Come on. Come on. 289 00:20:41,256 --> 00:20:42,090 What? 290 00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:50,849 Come on. 291 00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:51,975 - Jump. - What? 292 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:52,935 Jump. 293 00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:30,764 Thanks, babe. 294 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:31,807 What was that all about? 295 00:21:31,932 --> 00:21:32,975 It's complicated. 296 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:33,934 I got time. 297 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,477 Mind if I smoke? 298 00:21:35,602 --> 00:21:36,395 Yes. 299 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,646 Well, too bad. 300 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:38,856 - We're in the smoking section. - Ugh. 301 00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:40,065 So what is it? 302 00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:41,817 Those guys don't like rock and roll? 303 00:21:41,942 --> 00:21:44,570 Oh, Cammy says it's some sort of religious sect or something. 304 00:21:44,695 --> 00:21:45,612 Who's Cammy? 305 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:46,697 My crazy sister. 306 00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:48,073 She took something from them. 307 00:21:48,198 --> 00:21:49,658 I guess, she thinks they'll trade it for me. 308 00:21:49,783 --> 00:21:51,326 Why doesn't she just give them back what they want? 309 00:21:51,451 --> 00:21:53,495 Well, she must think it's awfully important to risk 310 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,414 her life and mine, and I hate to admit it, 311 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:57,457 but my sister always knows what she's doing. 312 00:21:58,876 --> 00:21:59,668 Really. 313 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:01,295 She's a botanist. 314 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,256 So you got the looks and she's got the brains, huh? 315 00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:06,592 She's very beautiful. 316 00:22:06,717 --> 00:22:08,010 Then she got the looks and brains. 317 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:09,553 What did you get? 318 00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:13,015 Look, muscle head, are you going to help me or not? 319 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,476 I'll take you to the cops, but that's as far as I go. 320 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,686 The cops aren't going to do anything. 321 00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:19,521 There's no law against being a ninja. 322 00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:21,023 Those ninjas wiped out a club. 323 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:22,608 I think there's a law against that. 324 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:24,026 Well, there's another reason we can't go to the cops. 325 00:22:24,151 --> 00:22:25,319 Why? 326 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:27,196 They might pick you out of a line up? 327 00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,239 She kind of talked me into smuggling something 328 00:22:29,364 --> 00:22:31,200 into the country, and it's not drugs. 329 00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:32,701 Well, what is it? 330 00:22:32,826 --> 00:22:34,453 It's a flower from China. 331 00:22:37,247 --> 00:22:40,334 Wu thinks it holds the key to ultimate power. 332 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,211 Wu? 333 00:22:42,336 --> 00:22:43,962 What's a Wu? 334 00:22:44,087 --> 00:22:45,255 He's the guy you almost creamed 335 00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:47,758 with the fire extinguisher. 336 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,968 Interesting. 337 00:22:50,093 --> 00:22:53,555 Can you just help me get to St. Luke's Church? 338 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,599 Uh-uh. 339 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:58,769 I'll pay you $300. 340 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:00,479 Make it $500. 341 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,439 Done. 342 00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:03,398 What? 343 00:23:03,524 --> 00:23:04,775 I can't pay you now. 344 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,194 I lost my purse when Wu was chasing me. 345 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,946 Honey, these pockets only take green. 346 00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:13,116 God, all right, look, this is an 18-karat gold, 347 00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:17,162 custom-made Rolex, 24-carat hands, diamond-studded face. 348 00:23:17,287 --> 00:23:19,331 It's worth $10,000. 349 00:23:19,456 --> 00:23:22,918 What kind of idiot would pay $10,000 for a watch? 350 00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:24,253 Jonathon. 351 00:23:24,378 --> 00:23:26,797 Oh, rich boyfriend, huh? 352 00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:28,257 He was crazy in love with me. 353 00:23:28,382 --> 00:23:29,800 I had to end it. 354 00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:32,427 Yeah, but you kept the watch, didn't you? 355 00:23:32,553 --> 00:23:33,470 He lied to me, OK? 356 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,055 I couldn't trust him anymore. 357 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,515 Do we have a deal or what? 358 00:23:39,476 --> 00:23:41,270 Ed Molloy. 359 00:23:41,395 --> 00:23:42,688 Samantha Crain. 360 00:23:42,813 --> 00:23:44,314 Most people call me Sam. 361 00:23:44,439 --> 00:23:47,651 Most people call me the Brain Smasher. 362 00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:48,652 Ugh. 363 00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:52,197 ♪ ♪ 364 00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:08,672 How do we get off? 365 00:24:08,797 --> 00:24:10,424 Let's go, honey. Come on. 366 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:13,594 There's nothing to this. 367 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,887 It's OK. 368 00:24:15,012 --> 00:24:15,888 I'm all right. 369 00:24:16,013 --> 00:24:16,805 Come on. 370 00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:19,349 Climb down. 371 00:24:19,475 --> 00:24:22,227 I'll catch you. 372 00:24:22,352 --> 00:24:24,563 Hey, honey, I ain't getting any younger. 373 00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:25,606 Ah. 374 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:26,523 Oh. 375 00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:36,033 You OK? 376 00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:36,950 Yeah. 377 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,751 Is something the matter? 378 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:46,668 Tell me something. 379 00:24:46,793 --> 00:24:48,295 Am I being used? 380 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:52,466 ♪ ♪ 381 00:25:12,861 --> 00:25:14,321 Is this the way to St. Luke's? 382 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:15,739 No, it's the way to my car. 383 00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,825 It's too far to walk to the church. 384 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,786 ♪ ♪ 385 00:25:22,371 --> 00:25:23,747 I suggest we pick up a gun. 386 00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:24,957 I don't use guns. 387 00:25:25,082 --> 00:25:26,625 I never did. I don't believe in them. 388 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,252 You know what I mean? 389 00:25:28,377 --> 00:25:29,586 I mean, some of the other guys pack them at the club, 390 00:25:29,711 --> 00:25:31,004 but I don't find no honor in it. 391 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:31,922 Honor? 392 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,715 They want to kill us. 393 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:35,425 I'm telling you, I don't use guns. 394 00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:37,094 Oh, that's right. 395 00:25:37,219 --> 00:25:38,554 You just go around busting heads and removing cheeks and... 396 00:25:38,679 --> 00:25:39,513 Hey, hold it. 397 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:40,556 And smashing brains. 398 00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:41,932 Hold it. 399 00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:45,936 I stop idiots and morons from breaking heads. 400 00:25:46,061 --> 00:25:47,604 Let me tell you something. 401 00:25:47,729 --> 00:25:50,023 You see this scar, this little scar right across my nose. 402 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,818 I was 16, hanging out in a club, minding my own business, 403 00:25:52,943 --> 00:25:54,903 a big fight breaks out, right? 404 00:25:55,028 --> 00:25:56,113 I get a bottle across my face. 405 00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:57,156 You know why? 406 00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:58,949 Because there was no bouncer. 407 00:25:59,074 --> 00:26:00,951 So you see, I keep the peace. 408 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:01,952 And I like what I do. 409 00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:03,328 And I'm proud of what I do. 410 00:26:03,453 --> 00:26:04,371 And that's that. 411 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,252 I'll tell that story at your funeral. 412 00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:11,170 Just come on. 413 00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:13,630 I want to get to the car. 414 00:26:13,755 --> 00:26:14,840 Ed, lighten up. 415 00:26:14,965 --> 00:26:16,633 We got to make a quick stop first. 416 00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:17,968 I got a debt to collect. 417 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:18,927 Now? 418 00:26:24,558 --> 00:26:25,559 Relax. 419 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,519 We lost them. 420 00:26:27,644 --> 00:26:29,438 - This will only take a minute. - So, what? 421 00:26:29,563 --> 00:26:31,231 Are you bouncer at night, loan shark by day? 422 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:32,608 Oh, yeah? 423 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,152 You're just into ninjas and flowers, right? 424 00:26:39,948 --> 00:26:41,074 Ma. 425 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,451 What's the matter? 426 00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:44,536 You don't call your mother in three weeks? 427 00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:46,038 Come here. 428 00:26:46,163 --> 00:26:47,581 - Who is it? - It's Ed. 429 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:48,749 Ed, who? 430 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,751 Ed, your son, you idiot. 431 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:52,711 Ma, this is Samantha Crain. 432 00:26:52,836 --> 00:26:54,338 This is my mother. 433 00:26:54,463 --> 00:26:55,297 How do you do? 434 00:26:55,422 --> 00:26:56,215 Oh, Hello, um... 435 00:26:56,340 --> 00:27:00,511 Mrs. uh... 436 00:27:00,636 --> 00:27:02,513 What kind of girl can't even remember your last name? 437 00:27:02,638 --> 00:27:03,430 All right, ma. 438 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,681 Come on in a second. 439 00:27:04,807 --> 00:27:05,641 Come on. 440 00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:11,980 Hey, pop. 441 00:27:12,105 --> 00:27:14,858 Still working? 442 00:27:14,983 --> 00:27:16,276 Still working. 443 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,820 I've been coming here 10 years, that's all you 444 00:27:17,945 --> 00:27:18,987 ever ask me... still working. Yeah, I'm still working. 445 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,284 Well, hello. 446 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,995 Why didn't you tell me we had a guest in the house? 447 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,457 It slipped my mind. 448 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,917 I know you. 449 00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:32,918 Come on, come in here. 450 00:27:33,043 --> 00:27:34,670 Come sit down. 451 00:27:34,795 --> 00:27:35,796 Oh... oh, really, no. 452 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,256 I'm fine. I mean... 453 00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:38,423 We got five chairs. 454 00:27:38,549 --> 00:27:40,175 If she wants to sit, she can sit. 455 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,761 And I'm offering the best seat in the house 456 00:27:42,886 --> 00:27:45,097 to this beautiful, young lady. 457 00:27:45,222 --> 00:27:47,266 Hey, pop, take a cold shower, all right. 458 00:27:47,391 --> 00:27:49,059 Let her sit wherever she wants. 459 00:27:49,184 --> 00:27:50,269 All right? 460 00:27:50,394 --> 00:27:51,228 Pop? 461 00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:52,604 Pop? 462 00:27:52,729 --> 00:27:53,605 I gotta talk. 463 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:55,315 Oh. Oh. 464 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,984 - Now sit down. - How much? 465 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,110 What do you mean, how much? 466 00:27:58,235 --> 00:27:59,570 Give we $20 just for gas. 467 00:27:59,695 --> 00:28:00,529 Money for gas? 468 00:28:06,034 --> 00:28:07,536 Stop looking. What are you looking. 469 00:28:07,661 --> 00:28:08,579 I gave you $20. 470 00:28:08,704 --> 00:28:10,080 I can't look? 471 00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:11,957 Hey, ma, where's my registration? 472 00:28:12,082 --> 00:28:14,001 Top of the fridge. 473 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,627 You see that? 474 00:28:15,752 --> 00:28:18,297 He won't even drive his car without the registration. 475 00:28:18,422 --> 00:28:21,592 No tickets, no violations, never broke a law in his life. 476 00:28:21,717 --> 00:28:24,678 A real, straight-up guy. 477 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:29,183 If anybody were to lead him or break his heart, I'd kill her. 478 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,435 Ma. 479 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,314 So, tell us, how did a woman like you 480 00:28:35,439 --> 00:28:37,858 get to hook up with my Ed? 481 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:40,777 Oh, it's... really hard to explain, um... 482 00:28:40,903 --> 00:28:42,029 I'm all ears. 483 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,655 More like all mouth. 484 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:46,992 Well, if you really want to know, 485 00:28:47,117 --> 00:28:50,329 Ed saved my life from these Red Lotus warrior monks who 486 00:28:50,454 --> 00:28:51,955 are after me because they think that I 487 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,874 can lead them to the flower that holds 488 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:55,709 the key to world domination. 489 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:56,668 Of course. 490 00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,341 I got to talk to you now. 491 00:29:02,466 --> 00:29:06,053 Hey, look, I... I don't approve of taking 492 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,805 advantage of the mentally ill, but in this case... 493 00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:08,722 Mentally ill? 494 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:09,932 Dad, what are you saying? 495 00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:11,183 I got the girl sitting right here. 496 00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:12,601 Hey, are you talking like that to me? 497 00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,228 Well, what do you got to open your mouth for? 498 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,230 I want to know about secret flowers and red monkeys... 499 00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:18,524 Hey, hey, what is this? 500 00:29:18,649 --> 00:29:20,025 What are you yelling at me? 501 00:29:23,946 --> 00:29:25,322 See you outside. 502 00:29:25,447 --> 00:29:26,782 Stop yelling at me. All you going to do is yell? 503 00:29:26,907 --> 00:29:27,699 I'll just be... 504 00:29:30,452 --> 00:29:31,954 Mom, I got to go. 505 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,121 All right? 506 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:34,957 I don't want to hear this no more. 507 00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:36,708 Really nice to meet you. 508 00:29:36,834 --> 00:29:38,126 Ma, I got to go. All right. 509 00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,294 All right. All right. 510 00:29:39,419 --> 00:29:40,212 - All right. - Thank you so much. 511 00:29:40,337 --> 00:29:41,213 Goodbye. 512 00:29:41,338 --> 00:29:43,423 All right, goodbye. 513 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:44,925 Nice family. 514 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,135 What are you saying? 515 00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:47,553 That's... that's real life in there. 516 00:29:47,678 --> 00:29:49,221 That was a conversation. 517 00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:50,556 That's my parents. What are... 518 00:29:50,681 --> 00:29:52,975 I didn't say... I'm not saying anything. 519 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,726 Well, you know, you got to have a little respect. 520 00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:55,894 Where you going? Come out this way. 521 00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:56,937 They back way is the quickest way. 522 00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:57,896 Come on. 523 00:29:58,021 --> 00:30:00,023 You don't know nothing. 524 00:30:00,149 --> 00:30:03,569 ♪ ♪ 525 00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:12,161 Shh. 526 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:21,295 I don't like the idea of Ed being with that girl. 527 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,755 You don't like anybody he brings home. 528 00:30:23,881 --> 00:30:26,216 There is something wrong with her. 529 00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:28,594 Give her a chance. 530 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:35,976 Now what? 531 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,270 Maybe they forgot something. 532 00:30:38,395 --> 00:30:39,771 Is that you, Ed? 533 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,820 We didn't order Chinese take-out. 534 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:51,033 We are searching for Miss Samantha Crain. 535 00:30:51,158 --> 00:30:52,326 That looney? 536 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,578 She... she just left here with my son, 537 00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:58,540 said she was being chased by killer ninjas. 538 00:30:58,665 --> 00:31:00,083 Ah, yes. 539 00:31:00,209 --> 00:31:02,336 Miss Crain suffers these delusions simply 540 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,756 because my colleagues and I from the Psychiatric Institute 541 00:31:05,881 --> 00:31:11,303 happen to be Asian and dress fashionably in a basic black. 542 00:31:11,428 --> 00:31:13,222 Do we look like ninjas to you? 543 00:31:20,854 --> 00:31:21,688 What? 544 00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,357 Are you ignorant? 545 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:24,775 Ninjas are Japanese. 546 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:28,445 These guys are speaking Chinese. 547 00:31:28,570 --> 00:31:30,697 You are a very wise man. 548 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:35,285 If your son is with Miss Crain, he is in great danger. 549 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:36,245 Why? 550 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:37,830 Where are they now? 551 00:31:37,955 --> 00:31:39,248 They went to pick up his car. 552 00:31:39,373 --> 00:31:41,124 It's always parked in front of his apartment... 553 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,960 36 Charles Street. 554 00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,962 It's up above the Lotus Cocktail Lounge. 555 00:31:48,090 --> 00:31:50,300 Not so fast, doc. 556 00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:52,761 What's your number so I can get in touch with my son. 557 00:31:56,265 --> 00:31:58,934 My parents liked you and they don't like anybody, 558 00:31:59,059 --> 00:31:59,977 including me. 559 00:32:00,102 --> 00:32:01,728 They may have a point. 560 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:04,064 We're not going to make any more stops, are we? 561 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,607 Nah, I live over there. 562 00:32:05,732 --> 00:32:08,193 It's pretty cool here, huh? 563 00:32:12,948 --> 00:32:14,616 Like the neighborhood? 564 00:32:14,741 --> 00:32:16,994 You got to see summertime... like we open up all the hydrants. 565 00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:18,203 It's a lot of fun. 566 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,793 Ah, come on. Take a walk. 567 00:32:24,918 --> 00:32:26,211 Get out of her. 568 00:32:26,336 --> 00:32:28,130 It's amazing how they hang out on the corner 569 00:32:28,255 --> 00:32:31,008 with their dirty, filthy mouths, smoking cigarettes, 570 00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:32,342 leaning against my car. 571 00:32:32,468 --> 00:32:34,761 I mean, you know, seats get a little cold, 572 00:32:34,887 --> 00:32:37,181 but the chicks dig it. 573 00:32:37,306 --> 00:32:38,140 Look at this baby. 574 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:44,480 My pride and joy. 575 00:32:44,605 --> 00:32:46,899 Nice car. 576 00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:49,651 Honey, don't play with me. 577 00:32:49,776 --> 00:32:50,569 OK. 578 00:32:50,694 --> 00:32:51,528 It's a piece of crap. 579 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:54,156 Are you happy now? 580 00:32:54,281 --> 00:32:55,741 I like honesty. 581 00:32:55,866 --> 00:32:58,785 Well, I honestly have to go to the restroom. 582 00:33:01,622 --> 00:33:02,456 Come on. 583 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:10,672 After you. 584 00:33:34,154 --> 00:33:35,739 Come on in. 585 00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:37,282 This is my apartment. Look at this. 586 00:33:37,407 --> 00:33:38,325 This is my trophy. 587 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,786 I, uh... won it boxing in '84. 588 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,045 My heavy bag. 589 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:52,673 It's probably not what you're used to, huh? 590 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,509 Well, yeah... you don't have to get defensive. 591 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,762 I mean, I wasn't going to say anything. 592 00:33:58,887 --> 00:34:00,639 But you were thinking it. 593 00:34:00,764 --> 00:34:01,723 It's all right. 594 00:34:01,849 --> 00:34:02,641 Toilet's in there. 595 00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:11,525 Maid's not working this week. 596 00:34:20,868 --> 00:34:24,830 ♪ ♪ 597 00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:47,853 Mm. 598 00:34:51,064 --> 00:34:52,483 Oh. 599 00:34:52,608 --> 00:34:54,067 You all right? 600 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,068 Oh, yeah. 601 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:04,953 ♪ ♪ 602 00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:29,019 Well, I guess we should go. 603 00:35:29,144 --> 00:35:30,437 Wait a minute. 604 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,314 Come here. 605 00:35:32,439 --> 00:35:33,440 Come here. 606 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,901 Give me this. 607 00:35:36,026 --> 00:35:37,152 All right. 608 00:35:37,277 --> 00:35:39,279 In case those maniacs show up again, 609 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:42,282 you've got to be prepared. 610 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,201 You're going teach me to fight? 611 00:35:44,326 --> 00:35:45,619 Oh, that's great. OK. 612 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:46,578 All right. 613 00:35:46,703 --> 00:35:50,165 ♪ ♪ 614 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:56,421 It's very simple. 615 00:35:56,547 --> 00:35:58,257 It's called the one-two. 616 00:35:58,382 --> 00:35:59,174 I invented it. 617 00:35:59,299 --> 00:36:00,134 OK? 618 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,844 One... bam. 619 00:36:04,304 --> 00:36:05,597 Shot to the balls. 620 00:36:07,182 --> 00:36:10,185 Well, people call me a ball buster, so... 621 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:11,478 I'm sure they have. 622 00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:21,196 Two... bang... upper cut to the chin... 623 00:36:21,321 --> 00:36:22,447 lights out. 624 00:36:22,573 --> 00:36:24,158 All right? 625 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:29,997 Now I want you to try it on me, slowly, very, very slowly. 626 00:36:30,122 --> 00:36:31,915 OK? 627 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,875 OK. 628 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,710 One. 629 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,755 All right, good. 630 00:36:38,881 --> 00:36:40,299 I'm OK. 631 00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:43,719 Not bad. 632 00:36:43,844 --> 00:36:46,638 Right here... give me everything you got... 633 00:36:46,763 --> 00:36:47,556 everything. 634 00:36:47,681 --> 00:36:48,515 OK. 635 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,268 Come on. 636 00:36:51,393 --> 00:36:53,228 You see that? 637 00:36:53,353 --> 00:36:54,688 Pretty good. 638 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,316 A little practice, you'll be all right. 639 00:36:57,441 --> 00:37:01,111 If you would have connected, it would have been all over. 640 00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:02,654 Hm. 641 00:37:02,779 --> 00:37:04,323 Mm? 642 00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:05,282 Yeah. 643 00:37:11,121 --> 00:37:12,998 Hey, I... I'm in that. 644 00:37:13,123 --> 00:37:14,458 - Oh, really? - Yeah, December. 645 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:15,959 Yeah, yeah. 646 00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:18,420 Well, when I get to December, I'll check it out. 647 00:37:18,545 --> 00:37:21,882 I'm going to get your coat, all right? 648 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:25,469 ♪ ♪ 649 00:37:27,638 --> 00:37:28,472 Sam! 650 00:37:36,396 --> 00:37:37,314 Your mother! 651 00:37:46,198 --> 00:37:47,616 Ha, you bastard. 652 00:37:51,328 --> 00:37:54,122 That watch better be worth $10,000. 653 00:37:54,248 --> 00:37:55,415 Jonathon wouldn't lie about that. 654 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,959 Well, what would he lie about? 655 00:37:57,084 --> 00:37:58,293 He was married, OK? 656 00:38:04,842 --> 00:38:05,676 Oh. 657 00:38:10,013 --> 00:38:14,560 I'll patch it up tomorrow, Miss Bellows. 658 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,168 Miss Crain. 659 00:38:44,173 --> 00:38:45,340 The one-two. 660 00:38:45,465 --> 00:38:47,759 The one-two. 661 00:38:47,885 --> 00:38:51,430 One... this guy has no nuts. 662 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:01,773 Miss Bellows? 663 00:39:01,899 --> 00:39:02,774 Ed? 664 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:03,817 Ed? 665 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:04,735 Ah. 666 00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:15,412 Here, come on. 667 00:39:15,537 --> 00:39:16,955 Oh. 668 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,290 Ah. 669 00:39:18,415 --> 00:39:21,126 Miss Bellows, you're a great land lady. 670 00:39:21,251 --> 00:39:24,755 I'm a real stand-up broad. 671 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,423 We've got to go, OK? 672 00:39:26,548 --> 00:39:27,549 Thanks a lot. 673 00:39:27,674 --> 00:39:28,509 Yeah. 674 00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:32,137 Ah. 675 00:39:35,891 --> 00:39:38,852 ♪ ♪ 676 00:40:29,236 --> 00:40:30,154 Hands up. 677 00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:33,073 Hit the wall now. 678 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:35,450 Late as usual, huh fellas? 679 00:40:35,576 --> 00:40:39,079 ♪ ♪ 680 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,126 I'm telling you, I don't know anything 681 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:27,711 else about those Chinese guys. 682 00:41:27,836 --> 00:41:29,087 How do you know they're Chinese? 683 00:41:29,213 --> 00:41:30,547 - Why not Japanese? - Why not Vietnamese? 684 00:41:30,672 --> 00:41:31,548 Why not Korean? 685 00:41:31,673 --> 00:41:32,716 Why not martians? 686 00:41:32,841 --> 00:41:34,134 Let's get back to the woman, Ed. 687 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,010 You said, you'd never met her before tonight. 688 00:41:35,135 --> 00:41:36,470 That's right. 689 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:37,888 Earlier, you stated that she crashed the door 690 00:41:38,013 --> 00:41:38,847 at the Zebra Club and two of these so-called 691 00:41:38,972 --> 00:41:39,973 ninjas followed her in. 692 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,475 Tried to follow her in. 693 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,227 I stopped two of them. 694 00:41:43,352 --> 00:41:45,312 You guys were supposed to pick them up in front of the club. 695 00:41:45,437 --> 00:41:46,647 Benny called you guys. 696 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:47,940 Benny Briscoe? 697 00:41:48,065 --> 00:41:49,483 He was one of the victims tonight... 698 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:50,651 broken neck. 699 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:51,860 Yeah, I guess, sometimes bouncing 700 00:41:51,985 --> 00:41:53,362 can get pretty dangerous, huh? 701 00:41:53,487 --> 00:41:54,696 The officers at the scene said they didn't find 702 00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:56,365 any unconscious ninjas, Ed. 703 00:41:56,490 --> 00:41:58,659 Well maybe they take their wounded with them. 704 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,828 Look, I wasn't the only guy out there. 705 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:02,329 There had to be a hundred people out there. 706 00:42:02,454 --> 00:42:03,539 Why don't you talk to them? 707 00:42:03,664 --> 00:42:04,706 We did. 708 00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:06,166 They also reported ninja activity. 709 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:07,125 Of course. 710 00:42:07,251 --> 00:42:08,502 They were high and drunk. 711 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:09,962 What are you wasting your energy on me? 712 00:42:10,087 --> 00:42:12,297 You should be out catching these guys. 713 00:42:12,422 --> 00:42:13,423 You're a pretty smart guy, Ed. 714 00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:16,343 For a bouncer. 715 00:42:16,468 --> 00:42:19,596 Check the flights from China, call the ambassador, 716 00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:20,722 do something. 717 00:42:20,848 --> 00:42:22,599 Hey, don't turn stupid on us. 718 00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:24,601 We're not going to call the FBI or Interpol 719 00:42:24,726 --> 00:42:27,104 on the word of a Neanderthal bouncer and an airhead model. 720 00:42:27,229 --> 00:42:29,314 Get back on the planet. 721 00:42:29,439 --> 00:42:32,317 Hey, Sam's not an airhead and I'm not a Neanderthal. 722 00:42:32,442 --> 00:42:34,319 I'm a Co Magnum. 723 00:42:34,444 --> 00:42:36,864 What? 724 00:42:36,989 --> 00:42:38,448 We'll be back. 725 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:49,084 Chinese ninja's... cut me a break. 726 00:42:49,209 --> 00:42:51,587 You think he's wacko, wait till you hear the model. 727 00:42:51,712 --> 00:42:53,839 Yeah, I recognize her from one of my lingerie catalogs. 728 00:42:58,635 --> 00:43:03,182 ♪ ♪ 729 00:43:24,828 --> 00:43:26,205 I thought we were going to surprise them? 730 00:43:34,296 --> 00:43:38,133 Mr. Black, Smith, Jones, Brown. 731 00:43:38,258 --> 00:43:40,844 Why don't you tell us again why these, uh... 732 00:43:40,969 --> 00:43:42,763 Chinese ninjas are after you. 733 00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:45,766 I told you twice already, they want the flower. 734 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,893 Oh, right, the flower. 735 00:43:48,018 --> 00:43:49,311 You know, the one that's going to give 736 00:43:49,436 --> 00:43:51,772 them the ultimate power. 737 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:54,024 You expect us to believe this crap? 738 00:43:54,149 --> 00:43:56,693 Well, my sister believes it, and she's always right. 739 00:43:56,819 --> 00:43:58,612 Sounds like my wife. 740 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,406 Hmm. 741 00:44:01,532 --> 00:44:05,410 This sister of yours, isn't she the Indiana Jones of botany? 742 00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:10,165 Laugh all you want. 743 00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:12,042 My sister's research made the cover 744 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,837 of the "American Botanist," three times last year. 745 00:44:14,962 --> 00:44:16,547 We're very impressed. 746 00:44:16,672 --> 00:44:18,549 How can we get in touch with this famous sister of yours? 747 00:44:18,674 --> 00:44:20,134 I don't know. 748 00:44:20,259 --> 00:44:21,927 She told me to meet her at St. Luke's Church tomorrow 749 00:44:22,052 --> 00:44:23,011 and then she disappeared. 750 00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:24,388 She was trying to protect me. 751 00:44:24,513 --> 00:44:26,014 Didn't do a very good job, did she? 752 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,432 Looks like we're going to have to keep 753 00:44:27,558 --> 00:44:28,809 you in custody until tomorrow. 754 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,185 Then we can hook up with this sister of yours 755 00:44:30,310 --> 00:44:33,063 and get some real answers. 756 00:44:33,188 --> 00:44:37,442 I want to call CAA and my lawyer. 757 00:44:37,568 --> 00:44:39,486 Get her the phone. 758 00:44:39,611 --> 00:44:43,115 ♪ ♪ 759 00:44:59,715 --> 00:45:01,091 It stopped ringing. 760 00:45:01,216 --> 00:45:02,426 Maybe your lawyer hung up. 761 00:45:04,428 --> 00:45:05,304 There's no dial tone. 762 00:45:05,429 --> 00:45:06,346 It's not working. 763 00:45:06,472 --> 00:45:07,306 Right. 764 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,143 Hello? 765 00:45:11,268 --> 00:45:12,603 Are you there? 766 00:45:12,728 --> 00:45:15,063 Hello? 767 00:45:15,189 --> 00:45:16,398 Damn it. 768 00:45:16,523 --> 00:45:18,692 We put this new system in two months ago. 769 00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:19,943 Oh, no. Oh, no. 770 00:45:20,068 --> 00:45:20,861 Oh, no. 771 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:22,112 Maybe it's the ninjas. 772 00:45:26,116 --> 00:45:28,035 Keep it up, guy. 773 00:45:30,662 --> 00:45:33,624 Let's try again. 774 00:45:33,749 --> 00:45:35,292 What a story... masked Chinks... 775 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:37,252 Hiya! 776 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:47,679 I'm tired of being here. 777 00:45:47,805 --> 00:45:49,807 Yes, it was St. Luke's. 778 00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:52,351 And I've told you the same thing 779 00:45:52,476 --> 00:45:53,894 over and over for the last 15 minutes. 780 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:54,520 Same story here and it's not... 781 00:45:54,645 --> 00:45:55,437 Sit down. 782 00:45:55,562 --> 00:45:56,396 Sit down. 783 00:45:56,522 --> 00:45:57,397 You can't keep me in this... 784 00:45:57,523 --> 00:45:58,857 Shut up. 785 00:45:58,982 --> 00:46:00,400 Ed, it's a two-way mirror. She can't see you. 786 00:46:00,526 --> 00:46:01,401 For the last two hours... 787 00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:03,153 Sit down again. 788 00:46:03,278 --> 00:46:04,780 You should take a little bit of rest then, if you're so tired. 789 00:46:04,905 --> 00:46:07,115 Get your head together and we'll talk about this thing, 790 00:46:07,241 --> 00:46:08,992 for Christ's sakes. 791 00:46:09,117 --> 00:46:12,246 Jesus, what are you going to do with this broad, anyway? 792 00:46:12,371 --> 00:46:13,455 What? 793 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,581 Every phone in the building's down. 794 00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:17,376 No shit. 795 00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:18,627 Jesus Christ. 796 00:46:18,752 --> 00:46:20,963 Ah, she's a good looking broad, Ed. 797 00:46:21,088 --> 00:46:24,049 Yeah. yeah, she is. 798 00:46:24,174 --> 00:46:24,967 It's all right, Ed. 799 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:26,093 We know how it can be. 800 00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:27,719 How what can be? 801 00:46:27,845 --> 00:46:29,138 A classy women like that don't come around too often. 802 00:46:29,263 --> 00:46:30,722 A guy like you, bouncer working the clubs, 803 00:46:30,848 --> 00:46:32,141 you get your pick of the zombie groupies, 804 00:46:32,266 --> 00:46:33,392 the underage alcoholics. 805 00:46:33,517 --> 00:46:34,768 Preppy kids out for a thriller. 806 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:37,354 But nothing quite like Samantha Crain, huh? 807 00:46:37,479 --> 00:46:38,522 You guys are way out of bounds. 808 00:46:38,647 --> 00:46:40,023 Are we, Ed? 809 00:46:40,149 --> 00:46:41,275 Why would you risk your life for a total stranger? 810 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,069 $10,000. 811 00:46:44,194 --> 00:46:46,405 She gave me this. 812 00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:48,782 What idiot would pay $10 grand for a watch? 813 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:51,034 The truth is, I was just trying to save my own ass. 814 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,744 She got in the way. 815 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:54,329 I don't love her. 816 00:46:54,454 --> 00:46:55,706 I don't even know her. 817 00:46:55,831 --> 00:46:57,207 We didn't say you loved her, Ed. 818 00:46:57,332 --> 00:46:58,959 Stop protecting her, Ed, and cut this ninja crap, 819 00:46:59,084 --> 00:47:00,377 and tell us what this is really about. 820 00:47:00,502 --> 00:47:01,962 - What's it about? - Drugs, Ed. 821 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:03,881 Drugs in the Far East. 822 00:47:04,006 --> 00:47:05,382 What are you looking at? 823 00:47:05,507 --> 00:47:06,550 - I'm looking at you, pal. - Hey, what is that... 824 00:47:07,676 --> 00:47:08,927 What are you talking about. 825 00:47:09,052 --> 00:47:10,596 He said every phone in the building is down. 826 00:47:10,721 --> 00:47:11,972 Don't you think that might mean... 827 00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:14,641 Oh, shut up and sit down and listen to us. 828 00:47:14,766 --> 00:47:16,643 We know you're clean, Ed. 829 00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:18,353 You got into this drug business because of Sam. 830 00:47:18,479 --> 00:47:19,646 She tricked you. 831 00:47:19,771 --> 00:47:21,106 You guys are unbelievable. 832 00:47:21,231 --> 00:47:22,232 Stop protecting her. 833 00:47:22,357 --> 00:47:23,609 This broad is selling you out. 834 00:47:23,734 --> 00:47:25,027 After everything that's gone down, 835 00:47:25,152 --> 00:47:27,029 you still don't believe me about these ninjas. 836 00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:28,655 We believe in drugs, Ed. 837 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:33,368 ♪ ♪ 838 00:47:47,591 --> 00:47:48,425 Police. 839 00:47:59,019 --> 00:47:59,812 Ow. 840 00:48:07,778 --> 00:48:08,987 Listen to me now. 841 00:48:09,112 --> 00:48:10,364 They're not drug dealers. 842 00:48:10,489 --> 00:48:11,323 They're killers. 843 00:48:11,448 --> 00:48:12,241 You hear? 844 00:48:12,366 --> 00:48:13,617 I hear you. 845 00:48:13,742 --> 00:48:16,203 And they take their flowers very seriously. 846 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,663 The truth, Ed. 847 00:48:17,788 --> 00:48:19,414 Tell us the truth or we'll beat it out of you. 848 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,333 The truth is you guys are idiots. 849 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,377 Start telling the truth! 850 00:48:23,502 --> 00:48:24,920 I'm telling the truth. 851 00:48:25,045 --> 00:48:26,088 I'm telling the truth. 852 00:48:26,213 --> 00:48:27,130 We'll start right from the top. 853 00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:29,049 Listen to me. 854 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,636 Sit down. 855 00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:34,263 Hey, tell them to back off. 856 00:48:34,388 --> 00:48:36,974 What is it, Ed? heroine or opium, huh? 857 00:48:37,099 --> 00:48:38,684 What? 858 00:48:38,809 --> 00:48:42,271 Why don't you just cut the chop sake crap and cooperate. 859 00:48:42,396 --> 00:48:44,148 This is America, god damn it. 860 00:48:47,609 --> 00:48:49,945 Mass ninjas. 861 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:52,531 We are not ninjas. 862 00:48:52,656 --> 00:48:53,448 Isn't that funny. 863 00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:04,960 You want to play? 864 00:49:05,085 --> 00:49:05,961 Let's play. 865 00:49:11,008 --> 00:49:13,469 You have been a lot of trouble, Miss Crain. 866 00:49:13,594 --> 00:49:15,721 I expect it from your sister, but not from someone 867 00:49:15,846 --> 00:49:18,316 with a brain of a coat hanger. 868 00:49:20,517 --> 00:49:22,286 If it were not 869 00:49:22,311 --> 00:49:24,730 for my solemn vows of abstinence... 870 00:49:24,855 --> 00:49:27,399 I'd give you a really good time. 871 00:49:27,524 --> 00:49:28,358 Ugh. 872 00:49:43,457 --> 00:49:45,501 You going to just stay down here or what? 873 00:49:49,213 --> 00:49:50,631 You all right? 874 00:49:56,386 --> 00:49:57,304 Come on. 875 00:49:57,429 --> 00:49:58,806 - Wait. - What? 876 00:49:58,931 --> 00:49:59,932 - Cramp. - What? 877 00:50:00,057 --> 00:50:01,183 My neck. Wu punched me. 878 00:50:01,308 --> 00:50:02,601 Where? What? 879 00:50:02,726 --> 00:50:03,977 - Right there. - All right. 880 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,103 - How's that? - Yeah. 881 00:50:05,229 --> 00:50:06,271 Is that all right? 882 00:50:06,396 --> 00:50:07,272 Mm. 883 00:50:07,397 --> 00:50:08,190 Yeah? 884 00:50:08,315 --> 00:50:09,149 Mm. 885 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:10,150 You like that? 886 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:11,401 Mm. 887 00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:12,903 Yeah, you got a nice neck, you know... 888 00:50:13,028 --> 00:50:14,530 You see that? You're all better. 889 00:50:14,655 --> 00:50:15,614 Come on. 890 00:50:15,739 --> 00:50:18,242 ♪ ♪ 891 00:50:18,367 --> 00:50:19,201 Come on. 892 00:50:35,509 --> 00:50:36,468 Hold it. Hold it. 893 00:50:36,593 --> 00:50:37,427 They're right behind us. 894 00:50:37,553 --> 00:50:39,388 Get away from the stairs. 895 00:50:44,434 --> 00:50:46,186 You move, you die. 896 00:50:47,604 --> 00:50:48,564 Oh, what? No way. 897 00:50:48,689 --> 00:50:49,523 Come on. 898 00:50:49,648 --> 00:50:50,691 Give me a break. 899 00:50:50,816 --> 00:50:52,067 Oh, no, no, no. 900 00:50:52,192 --> 00:50:54,111 Man, are you kidding? 901 00:50:54,236 --> 00:50:56,196 Oh, that must hurt. 902 00:50:56,321 --> 00:50:59,241 Catch. 903 00:50:59,366 --> 00:51:00,284 Get him! 904 00:51:03,579 --> 00:51:04,413 Come on. 905 00:51:04,538 --> 00:51:05,414 Come on! 906 00:51:21,013 --> 00:51:21,889 Oh, my god. 907 00:51:22,014 --> 00:51:23,599 Ed, are you OK? 908 00:51:23,724 --> 00:51:25,517 If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. 909 00:51:25,642 --> 00:51:28,270 Those guys wiped out an entire police station without even 910 00:51:28,395 --> 00:51:29,938 building up a sweat. 911 00:51:30,063 --> 00:51:31,190 Ed, I... I can't believe how you took care of those guys. 912 00:51:31,315 --> 00:51:32,858 I can't go up against that. 913 00:51:32,983 --> 00:51:33,901 Don't sell yourself short. 914 00:51:34,026 --> 00:51:34,860 You were great. 915 00:51:34,985 --> 00:51:36,862 I was lucky. 916 00:51:36,987 --> 00:51:38,447 Those guys catch bullets. 917 00:51:38,572 --> 00:51:40,908 But Ed, you... you got us out of there in one piece. 918 00:51:41,033 --> 00:51:42,284 - You were... - Sam, enough. 919 00:51:42,409 --> 00:51:43,911 All right? 920 00:51:44,036 --> 00:51:45,913 Just... just have your sister give back what they want. 921 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,167 You're quitting on me, aren't you? 922 00:51:55,297 --> 00:51:56,882 I'm scared. 923 00:51:57,007 --> 00:51:58,842 Well, that's good, because I know a lot of guys that got 924 00:51:58,967 --> 00:52:01,261 messed up for life because they weren't scared. 925 00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:02,888 You gotta know when to cut your losses. 926 00:52:03,013 --> 00:52:04,389 I do. 927 00:52:04,515 --> 00:52:07,351 So just walk 10 blocks up this way, make a left, 928 00:52:07,476 --> 00:52:11,188 and St. Luke's will be on your right. 929 00:52:11,313 --> 00:52:14,233 But we can beat them. 930 00:52:14,358 --> 00:52:16,318 You're talking from your heart, not your head. 931 00:52:20,072 --> 00:52:22,533 I can't believe you're just going to leave me. 932 00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:28,956 Sorry, honey, I know when I'm over matched. 933 00:52:29,081 --> 00:52:29,998 Fine. 934 00:52:30,123 --> 00:52:34,086 ♪ ♪ 935 00:52:47,057 --> 00:52:51,562 ♪ I held like you were my link to heaven ♪ 936 00:52:51,687 --> 00:52:55,149 ♪ God, I loved you so ♪ 937 00:52:55,274 --> 00:52:58,694 ♪ The moon and stars I could see forever ♪ 938 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:01,697 ♪ You're my angel on Earth, you know ♪ 939 00:53:01,822 --> 00:53:04,283 ♪ How could you let me go? ♪ 940 00:53:07,536 --> 00:53:11,500 ♪ Did I really dream that far off the planet? ♪ 941 00:53:11,525 --> 00:53:14,943 ♪ Can I feel that love's your own? ♪ 942 00:53:15,169 --> 00:53:19,131 ♪ You fool my sense with all that beauty ♪ 943 00:53:19,256 --> 00:53:26,263 ♪ Will I ever see, to know? How could you let me go? ♪ 944 00:53:26,388 --> 00:53:28,807 ♪ How could you let me go? ♪ 945 00:53:32,478 --> 00:53:39,902 ♪ Maybe, I'm just having a bad dream ♪ 946 00:53:40,027 --> 00:53:42,988 ♪ I would've staked my life, crossed my heart ♪ 947 00:53:43,113 --> 00:53:47,910 ♪ and hoped to die, you were the one ♪ 948 00:53:48,035 --> 00:53:55,709 ♪ It never dawned on me the possibility that you'd be gone ♪ 949 00:53:55,834 --> 00:54:02,466 ♪ Maybe that's why we're crazy ♪ 950 00:54:02,591 --> 00:54:09,723 ♪ If voices, if my breath, depended on you on you, yes I'd wait for your call ♪ 951 00:54:09,848 --> 00:54:14,394 ♪ You would plant these kisses, falling forever, each time ♪ 952 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,523 ♪ that you come to my door ♪ 953 00:54:17,648 --> 00:54:19,233 ♪ Why would you... ♪ 954 00:54:19,358 --> 00:54:21,235 Hello, Miss Crain, this is the Hamilton Hotel, 955 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,070 242 Third Ave. A Miss Cammy Crain 956 00:54:23,195 --> 00:54:27,324 just checked in and asked you to contact her here at 555-1972. 957 00:54:27,449 --> 00:54:29,743 She's waiting for your call. 958 00:54:29,868 --> 00:54:31,578 Hi, Sam. 959 00:54:31,703 --> 00:54:32,746 This is Tali. 960 00:54:32,871 --> 00:54:35,082 You've got a bathing suit shoot... 961 00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:44,091 Hamilton Hotel? 962 00:54:44,216 --> 00:54:45,509 Yes, uh... hi. 963 00:54:45,634 --> 00:54:48,345 Can I speak to Cammy Crain, please? 964 00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:49,763 She's not? 965 00:54:49,888 --> 00:54:53,100 Well, then, can I speak to the manager? 966 00:54:53,225 --> 00:54:57,688 Oh, hi, uh... you left a message for me about my sister. 967 00:54:57,813 --> 00:54:59,773 Your sister said she needs you to come to the hotel 968 00:54:59,898 --> 00:55:00,732 right away. 969 00:55:00,858 --> 00:55:02,234 Really? 970 00:55:02,359 --> 00:55:04,903 Oh, god, I don't have any way of getting there. 971 00:55:05,028 --> 00:55:06,363 You can? 972 00:55:06,488 --> 00:55:08,115 Oh, that would be terrific. 973 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,409 Uh... yeah. 974 00:55:10,534 --> 00:55:12,744 I'm across the street from the Guild Theater. 975 00:55:12,870 --> 00:55:14,997 Do... do you know where that is? 976 00:55:15,122 --> 00:55:15,956 Mm-hmm. 977 00:55:16,081 --> 00:55:16,874 OK. 978 00:55:16,999 --> 00:55:17,916 Well, send the car there. 979 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,793 I'll wait inside. 980 00:55:19,918 --> 00:55:21,253 About half an hour. 981 00:55:21,378 --> 00:55:22,462 Thank you so much. 982 00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:23,380 You're welcome. 983 00:55:27,801 --> 00:55:29,219 I did everything you told me. 984 00:55:32,890 --> 00:55:34,308 Thank you. 985 00:55:34,433 --> 00:55:37,936 Oh... oh, my nose. 986 00:55:38,061 --> 00:55:39,813 Was that really necessary? 987 00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:44,234 Oh, I think it's broken. 988 00:55:54,203 --> 00:55:58,207 ♪ ♪ 989 00:56:00,042 --> 00:56:06,465 ♪ I had a long day baby, so let me relax for a while ♪ 990 00:56:06,590 --> 00:56:09,593 ♪ Sure, you might be getting tired of looking ♪ 991 00:56:09,718 --> 00:56:11,136 ♪ at the same old smile ♪ 992 00:56:18,477 --> 00:56:21,980 ♪ Now, I know you've been working hard too ♪ 993 00:56:22,105 --> 00:56:25,108 ♪ And I keep saying I'll make it up to you ♪ 994 00:56:25,234 --> 00:56:26,360 Sweetheart? 995 00:56:26,485 --> 00:56:28,737 If you're looking for work, you uh... 996 00:56:28,862 --> 00:56:30,364 you just got the job. 997 00:56:30,489 --> 00:56:31,698 Thanks, but I just quit. 998 00:56:45,504 --> 00:56:46,880 Get you something, honey? 999 00:56:47,005 --> 00:56:49,007 Uh... Perrier, please? 1000 00:56:49,132 --> 00:56:50,759 Sorry, honey, this ain't France. 1001 00:56:50,884 --> 00:56:52,594 Oh, well, then, uh... 1002 00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:53,971 I'll just have water would be fine. 1003 00:56:54,096 --> 00:56:55,430 Are you sure you don't want something else. 1004 00:56:55,556 --> 00:56:56,765 I got to charge you a minimum. 1005 00:56:56,890 --> 00:56:58,100 Water's fine, thanks. 1006 00:57:08,235 --> 00:57:09,570 Relax, baby. 1007 00:57:09,695 --> 00:57:11,196 It's just me, Romeo. 1008 00:57:11,321 --> 00:57:13,782 You ain't the first woman to get excited by my touch. 1009 00:57:13,907 --> 00:57:15,159 Oh, get lost, creep. 1010 00:57:15,284 --> 00:57:16,994 I'm waiting for somebody. 1011 00:57:17,119 --> 00:57:18,453 I bet you think I'm looking to lay 1012 00:57:18,579 --> 00:57:19,621 the ground work here, right? 1013 00:57:19,746 --> 00:57:20,998 Well, wrong. 1014 00:57:21,123 --> 00:57:21,957 It's my name. 1015 00:57:22,082 --> 00:57:23,959 It's a curse, you hear? 1016 00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:27,462 Chicks think I'm interested in cereal. 1017 00:57:27,588 --> 00:57:31,133 Relax, angel face, we got all night to fall in love, 1018 00:57:31,258 --> 00:57:32,759 you hear? 1019 00:57:32,885 --> 00:57:34,470 There's no meter running. 1020 00:57:34,595 --> 00:57:39,892 One... two... 1021 00:57:40,017 --> 00:57:42,519 Nice job, cooler. 1022 00:57:42,644 --> 00:57:43,770 Who's your new friend? 1023 00:57:43,896 --> 00:57:47,065 Ed, what happened to you? 1024 00:57:47,191 --> 00:57:48,525 Fell down. 1025 00:57:48,650 --> 00:57:49,860 Your face is a mess. 1026 00:57:49,985 --> 00:57:51,403 You should be more careful. 1027 00:57:51,528 --> 00:57:54,823 Yeah, well, I just came by to give you this. 1028 00:57:54,948 --> 00:57:56,241 You know, I didn't finish the job. 1029 00:57:56,366 --> 00:57:57,701 You know, and I figure if you get together 1030 00:57:57,826 --> 00:57:59,286 with your boyfriend, uh... 1031 00:57:59,411 --> 00:58:06,126 he might wonder what happened to his $10,000 watch. 1032 00:58:06,251 --> 00:58:08,629 We're getting kind of close, aren't we, Ed? 1033 00:58:08,754 --> 00:58:10,756 You think? 1034 00:58:10,881 --> 00:58:15,052 So, you have a girlfriend? 1035 00:58:15,177 --> 00:58:16,804 You kidding me? 1036 00:58:16,929 --> 00:58:20,015 The girls I like don't like me, and the ones that do like me, 1037 00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:22,309 I don't. 1038 00:58:22,434 --> 00:58:26,355 And what category do I fit into? 1039 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,314 Neither. 1040 00:58:27,439 --> 00:58:29,399 I'm not your type. 1041 00:58:29,525 --> 00:58:30,901 You know what I'd do, I'd buy you a Timex 1042 00:58:31,026 --> 00:58:32,820 and make you buy the batteries. 1043 00:58:32,945 --> 00:58:34,321 What can I get you? 1044 00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:35,405 Oh, just water. 1045 00:58:35,531 --> 00:58:36,657 Got to charge you a minimum. 1046 00:58:36,782 --> 00:58:39,576 Do what you got to do. 1047 00:58:39,701 --> 00:58:42,704 So what's going on here? 1048 00:58:42,830 --> 00:58:44,289 Oh, I'm, um... waiting for a car 1049 00:58:44,414 --> 00:58:46,333 to come take me to my sister. 1050 00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:48,168 What happened to St. Luke's? 1051 00:58:48,293 --> 00:58:49,920 Cammy left a message on my machine. 1052 00:58:50,045 --> 00:58:53,006 She checked into a hotel and the hotel is sending a car. 1053 00:58:53,131 --> 00:58:54,174 Here? 1054 00:58:54,299 --> 00:58:56,927 Yeah. 1055 00:58:57,052 --> 00:58:58,220 Isn't that funny. 1056 00:58:58,345 --> 00:59:00,639 All of a sudden she changed the plans. 1057 00:59:00,764 --> 00:59:02,266 I don't like it. 1058 00:59:02,391 --> 00:59:03,976 I mean, if, uh... 1059 00:59:04,101 --> 00:59:06,854 something were to happen in this joint, there's no bouncer. 1060 00:59:10,107 --> 00:59:15,237 You're a straight-up guy, aren't you, Ed? 1061 00:59:15,362 --> 00:59:17,823 What did you say to me? 1062 00:59:17,948 --> 00:59:21,451 I said you were a straight-up guy. 1063 00:59:21,577 --> 00:59:23,996 Hey, don't tease me. 1064 00:59:24,121 --> 00:59:26,415 I wouldn't. 1065 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:27,875 Good. 1066 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,668 Let's get out of here. 1067 00:59:29,793 --> 00:59:30,669 Keep this. 1068 00:59:37,301 --> 00:59:38,177 Hey? 1069 00:59:38,302 --> 00:59:40,512 What did you do to Jimmy. 1070 00:59:40,637 --> 00:59:43,515 Ask Jimmy. 1071 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,601 I knew his name wasn't Romeo. 1072 00:59:45,726 --> 00:59:47,144 Yeah, I know. 1073 00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:48,187 Oh, my god. 1074 00:59:54,526 --> 00:59:57,863 What's going on, guys? 1075 00:59:57,988 --> 01:00:00,157 Give yourself up, Miss Crain. 1076 01:00:00,282 --> 01:00:02,534 I have no desire to hurt you or your friend. 1077 01:00:05,454 --> 01:00:07,372 Why don't you kiss my ass, Wu? 1078 01:00:07,498 --> 01:00:09,333 I'd love to. 1079 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:13,462 Sam, don't antagonize these guys, huh? 1080 01:00:13,587 --> 01:00:16,507 Listen to your friend's advice, Miss Crain. 1081 01:00:16,632 --> 01:00:19,968 There's still a chance I will let you live after this. 1082 01:00:20,093 --> 01:00:24,264 I admit, it's a small chance, but it could happen. 1083 01:00:24,389 --> 01:00:25,724 Ha. 1084 01:00:25,849 --> 01:00:27,184 Don't make me laugh. 1085 01:00:27,309 --> 01:00:28,894 You're not going to let us go. 1086 01:00:29,019 --> 01:00:30,729 Possession of the Red Lotus will make me 1087 01:00:30,854 --> 01:00:32,731 the most powerful man on earth. 1088 01:00:32,856 --> 01:00:35,442 Once I have the flower, you can go to your police 1089 01:00:35,567 --> 01:00:37,152 with my blessing. 1090 01:00:37,277 --> 01:00:39,071 They will not to be able to touch me. 1091 01:00:39,196 --> 01:00:41,114 No one will be able to touch me. 1092 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,035 I thought you wanted your flower for your religion? 1093 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,204 I do not want to be a Kung Fu thug forever. 1094 01:00:47,329 --> 01:00:49,832 I, too, have ambitions. 1095 01:00:49,957 --> 01:00:53,001 Well, let me tell you something, halfwit. 1096 01:00:53,126 --> 01:00:55,879 You're never going to get your flower. 1097 01:00:56,004 --> 01:00:59,258 And how do you intend to stop me, Miss Crain? 1098 01:00:59,383 --> 01:01:01,135 Fling your bikini at me? 1099 01:01:08,267 --> 01:01:10,644 Do you know who this is? 1100 01:01:10,769 --> 01:01:13,856 Some innocent fool you seduced into helping you? 1101 01:01:13,981 --> 01:01:17,651 This is the Brain Smasher. 1102 01:01:17,776 --> 01:01:19,194 He hates Kung Fu. 1103 01:01:19,319 --> 01:01:22,322 In fact, he thinks it's for wimps. 1104 01:01:22,447 --> 01:01:23,740 Oh, what... what are you talking... 1105 01:01:23,866 --> 01:01:25,576 I was just telling you I love that stuff. 1106 01:01:25,701 --> 01:01:27,870 Uh... Chuck Norris... I got all the movies. 1107 01:01:27,995 --> 01:01:31,290 You know... the blond guy. 1108 01:01:31,415 --> 01:01:36,086 Let's kick some ninja butt. 1109 01:01:36,211 --> 01:01:37,379 We're dead. 1110 01:01:37,504 --> 01:01:41,049 For the last time, we are not ninjas. 1111 01:01:41,175 --> 01:01:42,092 ♪ ♪ 1112 01:01:42,217 --> 01:01:43,177 Miss Crain? 1113 01:01:43,302 --> 01:01:44,428 ♪ ♪ 1114 01:01:44,553 --> 01:01:47,139 ♪ ♪ 1115 01:01:47,264 --> 01:01:55,898 ♪ ♪ 1116 01:01:56,023 --> 01:01:57,274 ♪ ♪ 1117 01:02:32,142 --> 01:02:34,269 You boys aren't allowed back here. 1118 01:02:34,394 --> 01:02:35,646 Now beat it. 1119 01:02:35,771 --> 01:02:38,440 Why don't you take a seat out front, fellas? 1120 01:02:38,565 --> 01:02:41,318 We'll give you something to write home about. 1121 01:02:41,443 --> 01:02:45,948 Ah, ah, ah, peeking's not allowed. 1122 01:02:46,073 --> 01:02:47,407 Take your seats out front. 1123 01:02:47,533 --> 01:02:50,661 You'll see her titties soon enough. 1124 01:03:11,014 --> 01:03:12,599 Those little guys are kind of cute. 1125 01:03:20,149 --> 01:03:21,275 Thanks a lot. 1126 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,442 Don't thank me. 1127 01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:24,236 Pay me. 1128 01:03:24,361 --> 01:03:25,487 Well... well, I don't... 1129 01:03:25,612 --> 01:03:27,739 I don't have $50 on me right now, 1130 01:03:27,865 --> 01:03:30,617 but uh... this guy that I'm with, he has this watch. 1131 01:03:30,742 --> 01:03:31,827 It's worth $10,000. 1132 01:03:31,952 --> 01:03:33,579 I'll just go get him for... 1133 01:03:33,704 --> 01:03:35,247 You expect me to believe some sucker 1134 01:03:35,372 --> 01:03:38,458 spent $10,000 on a watch? 1135 01:03:38,584 --> 01:03:42,254 You listen, princess, I don't work for free. 1136 01:03:42,379 --> 01:03:45,299 You turn over the cash or I'll turn you over to the ninjas. 1137 01:03:51,472 --> 01:03:52,306 Sorry. 1138 01:04:05,652 --> 01:04:07,029 Out of my god damn way, honey. 1139 01:04:07,154 --> 01:04:08,572 I got a show to do. 1140 01:04:20,792 --> 01:04:26,632 Miss Crain, if you have any concern for your friend's life, 1141 01:04:26,757 --> 01:04:27,925 do not take another step. 1142 01:04:34,306 --> 01:04:37,351 I do not want to hurt you or this man. 1143 01:04:37,476 --> 01:04:40,229 I simply want what is rightfully mine, what we have 1144 01:04:40,354 --> 01:04:42,523 been hunting for 2,250 years. 1145 01:04:44,358 --> 01:04:47,319 Sam, run. 1146 01:04:47,444 --> 01:04:48,237 Go to your sister. 1147 01:04:48,362 --> 01:04:49,905 I'll take care of this. 1148 01:04:50,030 --> 01:04:50,864 Ed? 1149 01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:28,819 She's in love with you, isn't she? 1150 01:05:28,944 --> 01:05:30,946 You think so? 1151 01:05:31,071 --> 01:05:33,574 I'm very happy for you, Brain Smasher. 1152 01:05:33,699 --> 01:05:35,325 Thanks. 1153 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:38,120 I like to see a man die with a smile on his face. 1154 01:05:38,245 --> 01:05:41,456 We lost her. 1155 01:05:41,582 --> 01:05:45,210 Perhaps you may yet serve 1156 01:05:45,335 --> 01:05:47,421 the cause of the Red Lotus. 1157 01:05:47,546 --> 01:05:50,424 Do me a favor, put me away already, huh? 1158 01:05:50,549 --> 01:05:52,801 Why don't I just reshuffle your face, 1159 01:05:52,926 --> 01:05:54,344 then give the beautiful Miss Crain 1160 01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:58,390 a chance to prove her love. 1161 01:06:00,976 --> 01:06:03,729 Excuse me, Wu. 1162 01:06:03,854 --> 01:06:07,816 ♪ ♪ 1163 01:06:19,661 --> 01:06:24,166 ♪ It was a hard, white broken, cold moon ♪ 1164 01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:27,002 ♪ A night for devils or angels ♪ 1165 01:06:31,131 --> 01:06:34,593 ♪ You and me, and drunken dreams ♪ 1166 01:06:34,718 --> 01:06:36,970 ♪ Wine spilled on the table ♪ 1167 01:06:41,725 --> 01:06:45,896 ♪ Gold highlighting your face ♪ 1168 01:06:46,021 --> 01:06:47,773 ♪ Watch the spirits tremble ♪ 1169 01:06:51,819 --> 01:06:55,322 ♪ Burning a hole on black velvet ♪ 1170 01:06:55,447 --> 01:06:57,908 ♪ Sweat runs down your shoulder ♪ 1171 01:07:03,205 --> 01:07:06,208 ♪ You're the one I'm coming to ♪ 1172 01:07:32,151 --> 01:07:32,943 Hey, Romeo? 1173 01:07:36,488 --> 01:07:37,739 You? 1174 01:07:40,951 --> 01:07:44,496 ♪ ♪ 1175 01:07:58,093 --> 01:08:02,139 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1176 01:08:02,264 --> 01:08:04,224 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1177 01:08:07,436 --> 01:08:14,610 ♪ Anything you want to do, you drive me crazy ♪ 1178 01:08:18,363 --> 01:08:24,453 ♪ Under that perfect touch their lives in a tangle ♪ 1179 01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:32,753 ♪ Prisoner laid low by love ♪ 1180 01:08:32,878 --> 01:08:34,338 ♪ Satisfy my hunger ♪ 1181 01:08:49,102 --> 01:08:49,895 Cammy? 1182 01:09:16,004 --> 01:09:17,047 Cammy. 1183 01:09:17,172 --> 01:09:18,382 Sam. 1184 01:09:18,507 --> 01:09:19,591 - Oh, Cammy. - Sam. 1185 01:09:19,716 --> 01:09:20,843 Oh, Cammy. 1186 01:09:20,968 --> 01:09:21,760 Oh, you're alive. 1187 01:09:21,885 --> 01:09:23,262 Oh, oh, cut it out. 1188 01:09:23,387 --> 01:09:24,721 Of course I'm alive. 1189 01:09:24,847 --> 01:09:27,432 Why wouldn't I be alive? 1190 01:09:27,558 --> 01:09:29,893 Well, it's just that I saw Wu go after you... 1191 01:09:30,018 --> 01:09:32,771 Yeah, so? 1192 01:09:32,896 --> 01:09:34,565 Don't you start with that model crap, 1193 01:09:34,690 --> 01:09:36,859 like I'm not capable of taking care of myself. 1194 01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:38,986 Look, what are you doing here? 1195 01:09:39,111 --> 01:09:42,114 You're not supposed to be here until noon. 1196 01:09:42,239 --> 01:09:44,158 Ed... Ed's in trouble. 1197 01:09:44,283 --> 01:09:45,117 Ed? 1198 01:09:48,912 --> 01:09:51,748 The botanist has got my number, Ed. 1199 01:09:51,874 --> 01:09:54,793 All she needs to do is give me a call. 1200 01:09:54,918 --> 01:09:58,297 If she really loves you, she'll convince her sister to trade 1201 01:09:58,422 --> 01:10:00,299 the Red Lotus for your life. 1202 01:10:03,385 --> 01:10:04,178 Hello? 1203 01:10:04,303 --> 01:10:05,220 Who's this? 1204 01:10:05,345 --> 01:10:06,638 I want to talk to my son, Ed. 1205 01:10:06,763 --> 01:10:07,848 It's your mother. 1206 01:10:07,973 --> 01:10:09,141 Hello? Hello? 1207 01:10:09,266 --> 01:10:10,726 What, ma? 1208 01:10:10,851 --> 01:10:11,977 What time are you coming home? 1209 01:10:12,102 --> 01:10:13,020 I don't know what time I'll be home. 1210 01:10:13,145 --> 01:10:13,729 Listen... 1211 01:10:13,854 --> 01:10:15,063 Hang up on her. 1212 01:10:15,189 --> 01:10:16,773 I won't trade the flower for Ed... period. 1213 01:10:19,568 --> 01:10:20,986 Well, we can't just let Ed die. 1214 01:10:21,111 --> 01:10:24,573 He saved my life. 1215 01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:26,492 You love him. 1216 01:10:26,617 --> 01:10:28,285 Maybe. 1217 01:10:28,410 --> 01:10:29,870 You must. 1218 01:10:29,995 --> 01:10:34,082 I haven't seen you smoke since you were in high school. 1219 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:37,878 It's too bad, because in the larger scheme of things, 1220 01:10:38,003 --> 01:10:40,839 it's more important that Wu never get the lotus. 1221 01:10:40,964 --> 01:10:45,761 Look, I don't care about all that ultimate power crap. 1222 01:10:45,886 --> 01:10:47,679 I just care about Ed. 1223 01:10:47,805 --> 01:10:49,723 Oh, since when have you cared about anything 1224 01:10:49,848 --> 01:10:51,225 other than your tan lines? 1225 01:10:51,350 --> 01:10:54,311 Talk about selfish. 1226 01:10:54,436 --> 01:10:58,190 You make me leave work, smuggle something into the country, 1227 01:10:58,315 --> 01:11:01,151 practically get me killed, and all without a thank you. 1228 01:11:01,276 --> 01:11:05,322 But I expect that from you, because you are my sister. 1229 01:11:05,447 --> 01:11:08,867 Ed is an innocent bystander. 1230 01:11:08,992 --> 01:11:11,578 Oh, I can't believe I finally care about someone, 1231 01:11:11,703 --> 01:11:15,332 and he's going to die before I get a chance to sleep with him. 1232 01:11:18,544 --> 01:11:21,839 Perhaps I should change my name to finger-breaker Wu. 1233 01:11:23,423 --> 01:11:24,675 What do you think? 1234 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,468 Too many syllables. 1235 01:11:26,593 --> 01:11:29,596 Ah. 1236 01:11:29,721 --> 01:11:31,098 Legend says that the man who takes 1237 01:11:31,223 --> 01:11:33,600 the petals of the red lotus into his body 1238 01:11:33,725 --> 01:11:37,688 becomes gifted with unimaginable powers. 1239 01:11:37,813 --> 01:11:42,234 His... his mind becomes a physical weapon with no limits. 1240 01:11:42,359 --> 01:11:45,404 Anything he can imagine, he can make happen. 1241 01:11:45,529 --> 01:11:48,907 If he pictures you dead, you die. 1242 01:11:49,032 --> 01:11:54,955 If he sees a burning plane, your flight bursts into flames. 1243 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:59,626 If he pictures the whole world worshipping him as a god, 1244 01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:02,421 it will. 1245 01:12:02,546 --> 01:12:06,008 You don't really believe that, do you? 1246 01:12:06,133 --> 01:12:10,179 Well, I didn't, but then I found the lotus growing out 1247 01:12:10,304 --> 01:12:13,557 of snow 20 feet deep, 500miles from the nearest 1248 01:12:13,682 --> 01:12:19,771 arable soil, just exactly as the legend said it would be. 1249 01:12:19,897 --> 01:12:22,941 So you tell me, Samantha, is Ed's 1250 01:12:23,066 --> 01:12:26,195 life, anyone's life, worth more than keeping 1251 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,362 this out of Wu's hands? 1252 01:12:33,994 --> 01:12:36,497 You know, Brain Smasher, you and I may have 1253 01:12:36,622 --> 01:12:38,373 been wrong about Miss Crain. 1254 01:12:38,499 --> 01:12:40,250 It wouldn't be the first time a beautiful woman 1255 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:43,879 used a man then deserted him at his greatest hour of need. 1256 01:12:44,004 --> 01:12:45,172 What's your problem, Wu, huh? 1257 01:12:45,297 --> 01:12:46,131 What is it? 1258 01:12:46,256 --> 01:12:47,549 Your name... Wu? 1259 01:12:47,674 --> 01:12:48,967 That's what I whistle to a girl down the street. 1260 01:12:49,092 --> 01:12:50,552 Hey, woo. Ah. 1261 01:12:50,677 --> 01:12:53,472 What kind of torture is this, anyway? 1262 01:12:56,975 --> 01:12:59,311 If it's my mother, tell her I'm on the way. 1263 01:13:01,772 --> 01:13:02,564 Hello? 1264 01:13:05,901 --> 01:13:10,447 Why, Miss Crain, what a pleasant surprise. 1265 01:13:10,572 --> 01:13:14,618 ♪ ♪ 1266 01:13:54,283 --> 01:13:55,617 Cheap theatrics, Miss Crain. 1267 01:14:01,123 --> 01:14:02,082 They're not cheap, Wu. 1268 01:14:11,341 --> 01:14:13,010 The Crain sisters... 1269 01:14:13,135 --> 01:14:13,927 we are doomed. 1270 01:14:17,598 --> 01:14:19,683 How you doing, Ed? 1271 01:14:19,808 --> 01:14:22,186 I'll tell you, Sam, uh... 1272 01:14:22,311 --> 01:14:26,982 I don't remember the last time I had so much fun. 1273 01:14:27,107 --> 01:14:30,027 Like we agreed over the phone, a straight trade... 1274 01:14:30,152 --> 01:14:32,070 Ed for the Red Lotus. 1275 01:14:32,196 --> 01:14:35,032 I still find it very difficult to believe that you would 1276 01:14:35,157 --> 01:14:40,829 trade ultimate power for an Ed. 1277 01:14:40,954 --> 01:14:44,541 I hear Ed's got his strong points. 1278 01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:46,376 You see that Wu. 1279 01:14:46,502 --> 01:14:48,504 I told you the chick digs me. 1280 01:14:48,629 --> 01:14:52,174 I got charm, class, charisma. 1281 01:14:52,299 --> 01:14:53,842 You know I got a mirror above my bed 1282 01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:55,761 so I'm the first one I see when I get up in the morning. 1283 01:14:55,886 --> 01:14:58,138 Hey. 1284 01:14:58,263 --> 01:15:04,937 But, uh... unfortunately Wu's right. 1285 01:15:05,062 --> 01:15:06,230 I'm not worth... 1286 01:15:06,355 --> 01:15:07,231 You know it. 1287 01:15:07,356 --> 01:15:09,691 I know it. 1288 01:15:09,817 --> 01:15:11,026 But my sister doesn't. 1289 01:15:11,151 --> 01:15:12,653 The Red Lotus now. 1290 01:15:15,906 --> 01:15:19,409 ♪ ♪ 1291 01:15:22,162 --> 01:15:24,623 Gently. 1292 01:15:24,748 --> 01:15:26,333 And no tricks. 1293 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:27,292 No tricks. 1294 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:45,477 Just thought you'd want to inspect the prize. 1295 01:15:45,602 --> 01:15:49,439 Happy now, Wu, you got your flower? 1296 01:15:49,565 --> 01:15:51,942 What a bunch of crap... ultimate power. 1297 01:15:55,279 --> 01:15:57,698 Very happy. 1298 01:15:57,823 --> 01:15:58,657 Ed! 1299 01:15:58,782 --> 01:16:00,284 Sam. 1300 01:16:00,409 --> 01:16:01,243 Brain Smasher. 1301 01:16:10,669 --> 01:16:14,840 Step back, Miss Crain. 1302 01:16:20,262 --> 01:16:21,096 Ah. 1303 01:16:45,621 --> 01:16:47,498 You're going to have his babies, right? 1304 01:16:47,623 --> 01:16:48,707 We just met. 1305 01:16:48,832 --> 01:16:50,417 I thought you said you loved him. 1306 01:16:50,542 --> 01:16:51,835 Well, I'm not going to talk about it right here, right now. 1307 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:53,086 Well, I'm not giving up the ultimate power 1308 01:16:53,212 --> 01:16:54,379 unless you say you do. 1309 01:16:54,505 --> 01:16:55,464 Just say it. 1310 01:16:55,589 --> 01:16:56,423 You love Ed. 1311 01:16:56,548 --> 01:16:57,925 Say it or Ed dies. 1312 01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:59,384 - Ah. - OK. 1313 01:16:59,510 --> 01:17:00,427 I love Ed. 1314 01:17:00,552 --> 01:17:01,595 I love Ed. 1315 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,640 And I want to be Mrs. Ed, uh... uh... 1316 01:17:04,765 --> 01:17:05,599 Molloy. 1317 01:17:05,724 --> 01:17:08,393 Molloy, right. 1318 01:17:08,519 --> 01:17:10,979 I have you outnumbered four to one. 1319 01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:14,441 Now set the flower down. 1320 01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:20,489 I'd say we're just about equal. 1321 01:17:20,614 --> 01:17:21,490 Oh. 1322 01:17:21,615 --> 01:17:23,325 You used a gun. 1323 01:17:23,450 --> 01:17:24,409 That's right. 1324 01:17:24,535 --> 01:17:26,703 This isn't a Kung Fu movie. 1325 01:17:26,829 --> 01:17:29,748 Now you release Ed or I'll blow your ninja butts to hell. 1326 01:17:29,873 --> 01:17:30,916 Ugh. 1327 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:33,794 We are not ninjas. 1328 01:17:33,919 --> 01:17:36,171 If I say you're ninjas, then you're ninjas. 1329 01:17:36,296 --> 01:17:37,130 Hey, Wu? 1330 01:17:40,342 --> 01:17:41,885 Catch. 1331 01:17:42,010 --> 01:17:42,845 No. 1332 01:17:46,181 --> 01:17:46,974 Oh. 1333 01:17:50,227 --> 01:17:51,436 Sam, the gun. 1334 01:17:51,562 --> 01:17:52,396 OK. 1335 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,864 ♪ ♪ 1336 01:19:18,982 --> 01:19:19,900 Hey, ninja? 1337 01:19:20,025 --> 01:19:23,028 We are not... 1338 01:19:23,153 --> 01:19:27,032 If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja. 1339 01:19:45,843 --> 01:19:46,677 Ah. 1340 01:20:00,232 --> 01:20:02,734 What made you think you could ever do this, Ed? 1341 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:03,652 You are a loser. 1342 01:20:12,786 --> 01:20:15,122 Hey, ninja? 1343 01:20:15,247 --> 01:20:17,457 After this kick, Miss Crain, you will need to earn 1344 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:21,378 your living as a hand model. 1345 01:20:21,503 --> 01:20:24,339 Hey, Wu? 1346 01:20:24,464 --> 01:20:25,507 End of story, baby. 1347 01:20:44,860 --> 01:20:45,652 Brain Smasher. 1348 01:20:50,824 --> 01:20:51,617 Woof. 1349 01:21:02,878 --> 01:21:04,087 You're going to be part of the family? 1350 01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,014 Stop him. 1351 01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,978 I will destroy all of you. 1352 01:21:25,776 --> 01:21:26,568 Mm. 1353 01:21:29,655 --> 01:21:30,447 How are you feeling, Wu? 1354 01:21:35,953 --> 01:21:39,039 Where is the power? 1355 01:21:39,164 --> 01:21:40,415 I'm a scientist, Wu. 1356 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:43,210 I don't believe in myths and magic. 1357 01:21:43,335 --> 01:21:49,132 2,250 years... 1358 01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:58,892 Hey, honey? 1359 01:22:02,229 --> 01:22:06,233 I get my face bashed in for a bunch of bull? 1360 01:22:06,358 --> 01:22:08,318 Says who? 1361 01:22:08,443 --> 01:22:12,739 Says Madame Butterfly over here, that's who says. 1362 01:22:12,865 --> 01:22:15,659 I slipped Wu a poisonous stand in from the garden at St. 1363 01:22:15,784 --> 01:22:17,411 Luke's. 1364 01:22:17,536 --> 01:22:21,540 You gambled all our lives on a fake flower? 1365 01:22:21,665 --> 01:22:24,960 It was a calculated risk. 1366 01:22:25,085 --> 01:22:27,045 Very clever. 1367 01:22:27,171 --> 01:22:29,548 I tell you what, why don't we split a pedal? 1368 01:22:29,673 --> 01:22:33,260 Nobody's eating this, not even the rats at the labs. 1369 01:22:33,385 --> 01:22:35,929 I'm going to win a decade's worth of fully-funded research 1370 01:22:36,054 --> 01:22:38,223 for selling this to a museum. 1371 01:22:38,348 --> 01:22:39,808 I'm off to Burma. 1372 01:22:39,933 --> 01:22:43,270 Oh, what do I tell mom and dad about Christmas? 1373 01:22:43,395 --> 01:22:46,773 Tell them it's on the 25th of December. 1374 01:22:46,899 --> 01:22:49,109 You and Ed did good back there. 1375 01:22:49,234 --> 01:22:51,028 Yeah, for a model and a bouncer. 1376 01:22:53,363 --> 01:22:54,907 It's tough being a cliche. 1377 01:22:57,326 --> 01:23:01,330 ♪ ♪ 1378 01:23:12,257 --> 01:23:14,718 You OK? 1379 01:23:14,843 --> 01:23:16,220 Yeah, I'm all right. 1380 01:23:16,345 --> 01:23:18,388 I won't be doing any bouncing for awhile, but I... 1381 01:23:18,514 --> 01:23:22,392 Sorry about your head. 1382 01:23:22,518 --> 01:23:24,520 You got nice hands, you know that? 1383 01:23:24,645 --> 01:23:26,063 They're just hands. 1384 01:23:26,188 --> 01:23:28,524 Well, you know, I dated chicks with like fat hands, 1385 01:23:28,649 --> 01:23:30,400 chunky fingers. 1386 01:23:30,526 --> 01:23:32,861 And I once dated a chick with webbed fingers, you know? 1387 01:23:34,404 --> 01:23:36,532 But no, I mean it, you really got nice hands. 1388 01:23:36,657 --> 01:23:42,287 You got nice everything, especially your eyes. 1389 01:23:42,412 --> 01:23:43,288 You know why? 1390 01:23:48,919 --> 01:23:50,504 I look into your eyes, I see someone 1391 01:23:50,629 --> 01:23:51,463 I could really care for. 1392 01:23:58,762 --> 01:24:00,889 Yeah, what was I thinking, right? 1393 01:24:01,014 --> 01:24:02,182 You need me. 1394 01:24:02,307 --> 01:24:04,560 Famous model... you could have any guy. 1395 01:24:04,685 --> 01:24:06,228 You've got guys giving you $10,000 1396 01:24:06,353 --> 01:24:07,813 watches like they're nothing. 1397 01:24:07,938 --> 01:24:08,814 Pfft. 1398 01:24:08,939 --> 01:24:10,315 Yeah. 1399 01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:13,944 Me, Ed Molloy, bouncer, Brain Smasher, right? 1400 01:24:14,069 --> 01:24:14,987 I mean... 1401 01:24:15,112 --> 01:24:17,990 You are as stupid as you look. 1402 01:24:18,115 --> 01:24:19,658 Is that what you think, that I want watches? 1403 01:24:23,036 --> 01:24:27,166 Nobody ever said the things you say to me. 1404 01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:29,626 I really like you. 1405 01:24:29,751 --> 01:24:31,962 Like me? 1406 01:24:32,087 --> 01:24:34,089 You said before you loved me. 1407 01:24:35,674 --> 01:24:38,177 I'd say anything to save the world. 1408 01:24:38,302 --> 01:24:39,136 Oh, yeah? 1409 01:24:43,098 --> 01:24:45,559 Say it again, Sam. 1410 01:24:45,684 --> 01:24:49,146 I love you. 1411 01:24:49,271 --> 01:24:50,230 I love you. 1412 01:24:50,355 --> 01:24:51,190 ♪ ♪ 1413 01:24:51,315 --> 01:24:54,776 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1414 01:24:54,902 --> 01:24:56,820 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1415 01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:04,495 ♪ Anything you want, I'll do for you ♪ 1416 01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:06,538 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 1417 01:25:10,751 --> 01:25:16,465 ♪ Under that perfect touch, their lives in a tangle ♪ 1418 01:25:21,053 --> 01:25:27,643 ♪ Prisoner laid low by love satisfy my hunger ♪ 1419 01:25:35,526 --> 01:25:43,659 ♪ Baby, you are the one that I come home to ♪ 1420 01:25:43,784 --> 01:25:49,331 ♪ Nobody else has been so good to me as you ♪ 1421 01:25:49,456 --> 01:25:52,960 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1422 01:25:53,085 --> 01:25:57,589 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1423 01:25:57,714 --> 01:26:02,219 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1424 01:26:02,344 --> 01:26:08,016 ♪ Baby, you are the one that I come home to ♪ 1425 01:26:10,978 --> 01:26:16,483 ♪ Nobody else feels so good to me as you ♪ 1426 01:26:16,608 --> 01:26:17,401 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1427 01:26:20,654 --> 01:26:21,488 ♪ You are the one ♪ 1428 01:26:24,741 --> 01:26:26,869 ♪ You are the one ♪ 89854