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I'm telling you,
Dave, you are gonna
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love this place, man.
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Elmo's is crab cake heaven.
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Well, not for the crabs.
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Okay, what did
we agree
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about you
saying things?
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"Don't say things."
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Elmo's is not just
another restaurant,
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it's a Pasadena institution.
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Well, why haven't I heard of it?
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Because we don't want
tourists to ruin it.
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It's for locals only.
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I'm finally a local.
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Eh-eh...
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What the hell?
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(dogs barking)
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Welcome to Doggy Howser's.
How can I help you today?
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Yeah, you can tell me what
the hell happened to Elmo's.
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Who's Elmo?
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Elmo's made the best
crab cakes in town,
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and it was right here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't help you,
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but sometimes
old, sad places close
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and become new fun things.
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So... this is a pet shop now?
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It's a pet spa.
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(chuckles)
A pet spa is not a thing.
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Well, fur babies
need pampering, too.
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Our special this month
is a blueberry facial.
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Good Lord.
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Is that dog in a bathrobe?
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He's just out of
the cold plunge.
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Ah.
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That is adorable.
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I can't believe it, man.
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Elmo's is gone.
Just like that.
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Well, we've been here
for two years.
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Two years? Calvin,
I thought you said
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you were
a regular at Elmo's.
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Well, I was a regular,
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but I wasn't
a regular regular.
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Lady, it's a dog.
Let it walk.
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Come on, Dave.
We're out of here.
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Would you like a blueberry?
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Ooh, love one.
Don't you dare.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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It's not right.
Elmo's was a beloved
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neighborhood institution.
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Yeah, but when was the last time
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you actually ate there, Pop?
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I shouldn't have to eat
crab cakes every day
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to keep a place from closing.
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I just hate that we're losing
all of our small businesses.
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Ah, thanks, Mo.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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You see that, Dave?
You're part of the problem.
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Ordering stuff online is killing
all the local businesses.
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Hmm. You know what,
you're right.
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Oh, no, please.
You can't stop progress, Pop.
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Like when you told me
to stop growing
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so you didn't have to
buy me pants.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Malcolm.
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I bought you some tube socks.
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Mom, I'm a grown man,
I don't need you to...
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Wow, these are soft.
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What is all this?
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Oh, we went to Cost Warehouse
for a few things
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and bought a few other things.
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Oh, uh, maybe make
two trips, sweetie.
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See, we didn't
used to have to drive
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all the way across town
to a store
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the size of a football stadium
to buy stuff.
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We used to get
everything we needed locally,
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right here at
Mr. Friendly's Bargain Mart.
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Oh, that place
on Orange Grove
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with the cute
little kitty. Mm-hmm.
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Mr. Friendly's?
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Yeah, Mr. Friendly's
had character.
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I used to take the boys there
when they were younger
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for ice cream sundaes,
back to school clothes.
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Marty would sit and read
the magazines for hours.
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GROVER:
Can someone please get the door?
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You know, it's a shame
Wanda's Beauty Supply closed.
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You know, my edges
haven't been the same since.
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If we're not careful,
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Friendly's is going to be
the next one to go.
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My fingers are numb!
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You know what we should do
is get people to understand
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that they can get
anything they want
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right here in this
neighborhood on Orange Grove.
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Starting with Friendly's,
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then the Tip-Top Pharmacy,
Cavanaugh's Sporting Goods,
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even that dry cleaner's that's
only open from 12:00 to 2:00.
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Let's do it.
No more big box stores.
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No more shopping
online either.
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Right, Gemma?
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Oh, uh, uh, yeah.
I'm in.
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Less shopping online.
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No... No.
No shopping online.
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Absolutely.
Unless it's much cheaper.
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Or I'm really busy,
or it's super cute,
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or I'm too tired
to drive.
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No... Gemma, I don't think
you know what's at stake here.
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We are locals now.
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ALL:
Eh...
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Hey. Hey,
y'all know that new
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Mexican-Japanese
rice ice cream chain?
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Mucho Mochi?
Your boy got some.
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That's not local.
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I was on a wait list for those.
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Maybe it's not so bad.
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Hey... Oh, damn.
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My eyes are burning.
What is that terrible smell?
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Is it that awful?
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You might have to leave
your couch outside for a week.
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Is this why
you texted me?
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Yes. I need help.
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I'm a disaster in the kitchen.
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Okay, okay.
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So, just walk me
through what you did.
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Well, I followed
this recipe,
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and it said put in
four cloves of garlic.
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Honey, that's a bulb.
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This is a clove.
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How do you know that?
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How do you not know that?
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(groans)
Because I'm hopeless, okay?
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And Marty,
he loves your lasagna.
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I just wanted to make
something special for him.
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Okay, here's what
we're going to do.
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This week, I'm going to
teach you how to make lasagna.
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Oh, I couldn't
ask you to do that.
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Oh, no, you don't have to ask.
You're family now.
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But first, we need to
throw this thing out.
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Not in the garbage.
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Mm-hmm.
Put it in your trunk.
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Mm-hmm.
Drive to Riverside.
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And then drive with
the trunk open.
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All right.
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh.
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Hey-hey.
Delivery. I need a signature.
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Okay. I'm not
expecting anything...
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That's okay. It's fine.
Just sign.
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Gemma, what's going on?
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It's fine. It's for me.
But it came here.
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I must have screwed up
the addresses.
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Thank you... for your service.
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Uh, Gemma,
you accidentally
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had a package
sent to my house?
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(laughs) Crazy, right?
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It's so embarrassing.
What a goof.
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It's like...
It's like when you're a kid
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and you call
the teacher "Mommy."
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It's almost nothing like that.
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(sighs) Okay,
I ordered some things online,
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and I don't want Dave to know.
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Oh, right, because
of the whole "buy local" thing.
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Yes, but shipping is free
and it comes the next day.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Can it be our secret?
Oh, Gemma, I don't know...
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It's no big deal.
Everybody does it.
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I feel so dirty.
It's not you, it's me.
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Who said it was me?
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Oh, this place is charming.
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Oh, look, they have
an old-fashioned soda fountain.
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(chuckles)
This place hasn't changed a bit.
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Oh, good Lord, is that
the cute orange cat?
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Can I pet you,
little kitty?
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(cat hisses)
Oh!
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(chuckles)
No, I can't.
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Oh, hello, sir.
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Uh, I don't know
if you remember me,
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but I'm Calvin Butler.
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I don't take any bills
bigger than a 20.
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You see that?
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So down-to-earth.
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And none of that
Apple Pay garbage.
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The kids think because
they point their phone
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at my register, I get my money.
(blows raspberry)
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Trust me, I agree with you.
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No, but we are here
to put these signs
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in people's windows to encourage
customers to shop local.
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There's no room.
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Well, maybe we can take down
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that Billy Dee Williams
Colt 45 poster from 1989.
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Excuse me, sir,
do you have any shallots?
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Use an onion. Same thing.
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Do you have any onions?
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No.
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Sir, it's gonna be great.
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We are encouraging people
to shop local
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to support local businesses
like yourself.
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I mean, we've got petitions,
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we're doing social media.
It's going to be fantastic.
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Okay, how much
is this gonna cost me?
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It's free.
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Go crazy.
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Is that hair?
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Ew, yup.
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That is a bag of human hair.
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So I take it that's
the hair-slash-pastry section?
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See there? (chuckles)
You can get everything here.
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Baby, I can't find
anything on my list.
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Well, I found
everything on mine.
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Got orange juice,
paper plates,
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even found a pack
of batteries, size "B."
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I've never heard
of "B" batteries.
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And you call yourself
a scientist.
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Baby, this orange juice
is $11.99.
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(clears throat)
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And a price I am happy to pay
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because the money
stays in the community.
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Mm-hmm.
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I live in Tarzana.
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Hey, Calvin, uh,
are we sure this place
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should be at the top
of our "save" list?
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Or, I don't know,
even on it?
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Yes, Dave.
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This guy is a small
business owner like myself.
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If we don't support him,
how do I expect
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people to support me?
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Hey, I remember you.
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You're little Marty Butler.
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Oh, yes I am.
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Yeah, you used to look at
the ladies in the Cosmo.
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(nervous laugh)
Well, I-I-I don't... I don't...
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I don't think that was me.
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Yeah, I know it was you,
you little freak.
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What part of "banned for life"
don't you understand?
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Really, Marty? Cosmo?
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If you would've just
looked in the shoebox
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in the back of my closet,
you would've found a gold mine.
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(knock on door)
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Are we alone?
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Yes, we are alone.
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I assume you're here
for your box.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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I know this
isn't right.
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I cannot believe
I have to say this,
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but, Gemma, we have got to
stop meeting like this.
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Don't you think I know that?
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This isn't us.
This isn't who we are.
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What you mean "we"?
You promised Dave...
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I know what I promised Dave.
But I have needs.
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Ooh, good, a Waterpik.
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Doing all this
for a Waterpik?
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It was 30% off, and gum
disease runs in my family.
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I've got to get home
before Dave notices I'm gone.
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You know, you could
at least stay for coffee!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler
of Calvin's Pit Stop,
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00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,297
and I'm here at Friendly's
Market, keeping it local,
253
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:41,401
just one of the businesses
we need to rally behind.
254
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,570
And this ice cream is delish.
255
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,275
Hey. Hey,
no unaccompanied minors. Out.
256
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,811
Oh, Mr. Friendly, he's with us.
Cut, Grover.
257
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,079
Yeah, Mr. Friendly,
258
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,814
Grover is making
a video about your store,
259
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,050
that he is going to blast off
to his hundreds of followers.
260
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,451
58,000.
261
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,421
I'm still not capable
of processing that.
262
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,791
Look, we got it, okay?
Go ahead, Grover. Roll it.
263
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,158
Here we go.
264
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,861
Do you remember the days
of the corner store?
265
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,997
Well, Friendly Markets does.
266
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,499
Look at this
Christmas-themed menorah.
267
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:17,537
Yes, and these:
100 live lady bugs.
268
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,473
They're sleeping.
269
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,076
GROVER:
Hey, kitty.
270
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,112
Look, he's lounging
where they keep the meat.
271
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,379
CALVIN:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
272
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,747
Grover, don't-don't film that.
273
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,084
Shoo, kitty. Get out.
Go on. Go on, now.
274
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,387
This place
has history and charm,
275
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,024
and if we don't support it,
we'll just end up
276
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:41,261
with another Chipotle
or Mucho Mochi on this corner.
277
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:45,232
So come on down and support
all the local businesses
278
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,000
right here on Orange Grove.
279
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,136
Right, Mr. Friendly?
280
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,171
Wha...
281
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,705
I don't want any trouble.
282
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,678
Okay, so your
noodles are on,
283
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,747
and you are ready
to start making lasagna,
284
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,349
the layer cake of pasta.
285
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,017
Mmm.
All right.
286
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,718
Let's start with
the mozzarella.
287
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:06,920
How much?
288
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,655
Not too much, but enough.
289
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,425
Uh-huh. Now let's
add some Parmesan.
290
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,560
How much?
291
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,028
Mmm, just enough.
292
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,031
Ah, yes.
293
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799
Okay, now add a little nutmeg.
294
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,369
Eh, a little more.
295
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,237
Eh, just
a little more, you know.
296
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,206
You don't have to
be scared of it.
297
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,707
But don't overdo it!
298
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,678
Don't overdo it.
Okay, here, let me show you.
299
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,381
See? Boop, boop.
300
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,949
You don't use a cookbook?
301
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,550
Nope, it's all up in here.
302
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,954
Okay, now,
let's add a plop of
303
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,289
(Italian accent):
ricotta.
304
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,125
How much is a plop?
Two dollops.
305
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,531
Let me show you. Just...
Okay.
306
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:55,635
(timer dings)
Oh, looks like our pasta is ready.
307
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,970
All right. Okay.
308
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,139
Excuse me, excuse me.
Very hot, very hot.
309
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,474
Coming through,
coming through. Okay.
310
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,077
Oh, whoa. Look at that texture.
311
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,879
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
You see that?
312
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,015
Oh, wait a minute,
I need an egg.
313
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,017
Okay, let me get an egg, please.
314
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,886
I've got an egg right here.
Okay, now all we...
315
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,789
Meat sauce looks like
it's almost ready. Okay.
316
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,092
All we need to do
is add oil to the pan,
317
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,593
and we are cooking.
318
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,861
Yes, we are.
319
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,297
Oh, gosh,
thank you so much.
320
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,366
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
321
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,669
You guys should've
seen it.
322
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,005
The Friendly Market
was thriving.
323
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,206
Oh, that's great.
324
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,841
Yeah, my man Grover
325
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,143
posted the videos he made,
326
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,677
and they are blowing up.
327
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,280
Oh, yeah. You know
the old orange cat?
328
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,915
People are going crazy
for the one of him
329
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,216
sleeping in
the deli case.
330
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,518
They're calling him
"Cold Cut Cat."
331
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,553
(laughs)
332
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,620
GROVER:
It's huge.
333
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,289
I've almost got as many likes
334
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,758
as the least popular guy in BTS.
335
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,495
Hipsters were lined up
to take a selfie with the cat.
336
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,265
One of them got
Mr. Friendly to smile,
337
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,900
and he was not happy about it.
338
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,870
Dinner is served.
339
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,038
(all exclaiming happily)
340
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,673
GEMMA:
Oh, this smells good.
341
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,110
Yes, my beautiful,
talented fiancée
342
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,312
has made her
first lasagna.
343
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,714
And she did it all by herself.
344
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,352
Mmm.
Mmm.
345
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,921
Um, this is
incredible, Necie.
346
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,723
Mm-hmm.
Oh, thanks.
347
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,824
This is amazing.
348
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,858
I mean, this tastes
349
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,327
just like my mama makes.
350
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,297
Mama, you the champ,
351
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,099
but Necie could give you
some tips, girl.
352
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,034
(laughs)
353
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,603
No, I can't.
I didn't make it.
354
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,939
Miss Tina made it.
I didn't do anything.
355
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,309
No, no, no.
You preheated the oven.
356
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,611
That's the most important
20 minutes.
357
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,047
Marty, I can't cook.
358
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,649
I made a lasagna,
I had to drive it to the dump.
359
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,485
No, no, no, no.
It's okay, babe.
360
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,755
You know my two favorite things
are you and takeout.
361
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,325
(doorbell rings)
362
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,496
Oh, of course.
363
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,433
Malcolm?
Huh?
364
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,468
Are you ordering stuff online?
365
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,937
Uh, apparently.
366
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,441
Uh, yes, yes. I ordered this.
367
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,143
I broke the pledge.
368
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,512
I was weak, but now, Father,
I have learned my lesson,
369
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,048
so I'd rather
forget about it and move on.
370
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,249
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
371
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,252
Wow.
372
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,355
You broke the pledge.
373
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,823
It be your own people.
374
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,692
We all make mistakes.
Let's move on.
375
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,861
My salad's getting cold.
(nervous chuckle)
376
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,197
Well, hold on, honey.
377
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,898
What's going on?
378
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,467
Malcolm got a box.
379
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,769
Let's not make
a federal case of it.
380
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,440
Okay, well, Malcolm...
381
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,276
why don't you open it?
382
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,878
Uh, I would
rather not, Dave.
383
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,647
I said open it.
384
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,750
Yeah, what is it?
385
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,753
Uh...
That's a good question, Calvin.
386
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,291
Malcolm,
what is it?
387
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,992
Leave him alone!
Uh, it is...
388
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,863
It is obviously a...
389
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,334
gold mini rock
roller thing, Dave.
390
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,035
Ha.
391
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,039
Huh. Use it.
Huh?
392
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,743
Well, Malcolm, you ordered it.
393
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,478
Use it.
394
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,055
I knew it!
395
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,927
Look, will you just
tell him, Gemma?
396
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,963
I ordered it, okay?
It's a jade facial roller.
397
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,167
It reduces fine lines
and puffiness.
398
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,369
I never meant to hurt you.
399
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,540
My wife
and my best friend's son.
400
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,776
I can't believe
you'd do me like this.
401
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,745
Wait a minute.
I'm the victim here.
402
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,381
I'm the one who got used.
Look, Pop, back me up on this.
403
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,049
Shame on you, Malcolm.
404
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,919
Shame, shame, shame.
405
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,294
Mr. Friendly, what's going on?
Where are the crowds?
406
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,928
We're closed. Permanently.
407
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,231
What? What happened?
The place was mobbed.
408
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,500
Thousands of people
must have seen that cat video.
409
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,735
Heh. Well, so did
the health department.
410
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,105
All of a sudden, you can't let
your cat sleep in the deli case?
411
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,875
Well, uh... you could
never do that.
412
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,844
No, but you can give a dog
a blueberry facial.
413
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,013
What kind of world is this?
414
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,583
We're sorry, Mr. Friendly.
We were just trying to help.
415
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,950
Well, you did.
416
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,852
Some young women
from the west side came over
417
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,654
after they saw the video, and
they want to lease the place.
418
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,758
They're turning it into
something called Mucho Mochi.
419
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,327
Damn it.
420
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,330
Another neighborhood
classic, just gone.
421
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,098
I can't believe
you're not upset.
422
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,201
Why would I be?
I own the building.
423
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,069
I just ran the store
'cause I'm a people person.
424
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,039
BOTH:
Eh...
425
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,474
Well, since we're closed,
426
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,042
help yourself
to whatever you want.
427
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,977
Hey, take some salami.
428
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,481
Nah.
429
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,717
I don't want to wake up the cat.
430
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,426
Hurry up, Calvin.
We're hungry.
431
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,993
Okay, babe, where we going?
432
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,662
Akbar's Lobster Pot.
433
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,131
Akbar is so grateful to you
for supporting his restaurant
434
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,467
with your campaign,
he is comping dinner.
435
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,035
Well, all right.
436
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,305
Comped is how
I like my lobster.
437
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,241
Ooh, and this afternoon,
438
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,343
I bought some yarn
at Donna's Yarn Barn.
439
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,712
Wrong color, overpriced,
but fighting the good fight.
440
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,015
You know, I've never
been prouder of you.
441
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,851
Really?
442
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,255
Master's degree? Childbirth?
443
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,224
Okay. All right,
all right, let's go.
444
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,959
All right. Oh, let me
just lock up real quick.
445
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,294
Okay.
446
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,932
Excuse me, are you
Calvin Butler?
447
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,334
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
We're closing up.
448
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,636
Jake Walker.
Thaxton Capital Partners.
449
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,273
We'd like to make you an offer
to buy out your property.
450
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:10,142
What? Sorry, but, uh,
it's not for sale.
451
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,445
It's a very generous offer.
452
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,381
I don't care how generous it is.
453
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,215
Like I said, I'm not interested.
454
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,517
Now if you'll excuse me,
455
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,352
I have a date
with a free lobster.
456
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,120
Why don't you
look at the offer?
457
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,889
You could be eating
lobster every day
458
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,891
for the rest
of your life.
459
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,059
I don't like lobster that much.
460
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,297
If you change your mind,
the offer's in there.
461
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:31,998
Good meeting you, Mr. Butler.
462
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,266
(chuckles)
463
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,435
Good luck with
the next sucker, sucker.
464
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,008
Come on, Calvin.
I'm starving.
465
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,878
Those lobsters aren't going to
drip butter on themselves.
466
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,280
What's that?
467
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,749
(scoffs) Nothing.
468
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,117
Come on, girl.
469
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,153
I'm gonna drip some butter
on your lobster tail.
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00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,065
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