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Tommy! Sett i gang! La oss h�re den!

- Kan jeg f� avbryte?

- S� klart!

- Gutter vil forbli gutter.. whoo!.

Ikke alle jenter er , vet du.

Autowash.

Coffee's not my specialty.

But you must drink a lot of coffee being a priest.

I know. I'm not proud of what I did. I had no choice.

I'll take the mission.

- Did you get them? - Yeah.

Good.

- "Leeloo Dallas." - "Multi-pass."

"Korben David Dallas." Perfect.

I can't be your husband. I'm too old.

Now David is...

in great shape. he'll protect you.

Now, please, go to the Diva, collect the stones and meet me at the temple.

Now. Yes.

Okay.

Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry.

The tickets.

- I.D., please. - I'm sorry.

- There. - In here?

Mr. Dallas?

Congratulations on the contest.

Oh, right. Okay.

- Sorry for the mess. - The mess?

The garbage.

Made it!

I was afraid I wouldn't make it...

so I sent David to pick up my boarding pass.

Now David must go.

Thank you. Bye.

I am Korben Dallas.

Please report infractions immediately to the spaceport.

And this is?

Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.

Multi-pass.

She knows it's a multi-pass.

My wife. We're newlyweds.Just met.

Bump into each other, sparks happen-- She knows.

Anyway, we're in love.

I mean, I know she's made to be strong.

She's also so fragile, so human. You know what I mean?

- You want more? - Yeah.

Make that two.

- Where's Leeloo? - On the plane with Mr. Dallas.

What!

I didn't know what to do.

But this is not possible.

This is not possible.

You want some more?

This is all my fault.

It is my mission. I shouldn't have given it to you.

I know.

- The key to the temple. - Oh, no.

Prepare for our arrival. I go to face my destiny.

I don't want to go to Egypt.

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

That's me.

Just a minute, please.

It will just take one more minute.

We'll be right back.

Mr. Dallas...

we really need you now.

Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live and needs to interview you.

Multi-pass.

Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B.

Aliens ahead. Spread out.

Backup unit, zone 1 8.

Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star. It's an honor to be on his talk show.

He's so green.

I'm sure you're excited.

I'm on vacation and don't want to be bothered.

I prefer to remain anonymous.

Korben Dallas!

Here he is! The winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest.

This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting, ladies...

'cause he is hotter than hot. He's hot, hot, hot!

The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on.

Right on.

And he's got something to say...

to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.

Pop it, D-man.

Hi.

Unbelievable.

Quiver, ladies. He's going to set the world on fire.

Right here from five to seven.

You'll know everything there is to know about the D-man.

His dreams...

his desires...

his most intimates of intimates.

And from what I'm looking at, intimate is his middle name.

So tell me, my man...

you nervous in the service?

Not really.

Freeze those knees 'cause Korben's in the place and he's on the case.

Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's Prince...

of Fhloston Paradise!

The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies.

A magic fountain flowing with nonstop wine, women and...

hootchie-kootchie-koo...

all night long.

All night long All night

Start licking stamps, girls, because he'll have you writing home to Mama.

Here from five to seven, I'll be your voice, your tongue.

On the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man...

my man.

End of transmission.

See you tomorrow at five.

How was it?

It was just absolutely green.

Green like what?

Crystal green.

Any kind of green you want...

tree green, emerald, pond green.

Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing!

No fire! No energy! I have a show to run here.

It must pop, pop, pop!

So tomorrow, from five to seven...

please act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary.

It must be green! Okay? Okay?

Can I talk to you for a second? Just talk to you?

I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio.

Tomorrow, from five to seven, you'll give yourself a hand.

Green?

Super green.

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

That's me.

I only have one Korben Dallas on my list, and he's checked in.

That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.

Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

I need to talk to someone!

I don't believe this!

This is not an exercise. This is a police control.

I'm sorry. I'm calm.

There's been a mistake. There's been a mistake.

To make your flight short...

flight attendants are switching on the sleep regulator...

which will regulate your sleeping during the flight.

Thank you.

Hi.

- You speak English. - Yes. I learn.

Good.

We are not on vacation.

I'm on an important mission. I work for some important people.

If I hadn't come to get you, you'd be in trouble.

Understand?

Yes.

But you, no trouble.

Me, Fifth Element.

Supreme Being.

Me protect you.

Sleep.

Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.

Sleep regulator operative in zone one.

Thank you.

Are you operative?

Zone two?

Everything's ready, Captain.

What?

Assume your individual position.

But I want all positions!

Mr. Rhod--

Parasites in landing gear.

Ground, copy?

Got it. Front gear.

Hey, man, give me some heat, man!

We need some heat here! Get some heat!

Some heat over here, man!

Good shit, man. Put the heat over here!

Thank you! Thank you very much!

Come, come. Give me this. Give me this.

Take that.

Mr. Rhod!

You can call me Ruby.

Fueled and ready to go.

I'll buy you one.

Taken off already?

I'm not on the plane.

What?

The real Dallas took my place.

I don't understand.

Are you making fun of me?

No, no, no! I swear! I swear!

I never felt this way before with a human.

Really?

I've tried everything. There's no way to get on the plane.

Ground is clear.

Ready for liftoff?

Confirmed.

Not there. No, please, not there. Please, not there.

- Power pressure? - Primed.

- Protection? - Confirmed

Power increase.

Ten seconds.

I am...

a little...

disappointed.

5...

If there is one thing I do not like...

3...

it is to be...

2...

disappointed.

1 ...

Sorry, it will never happen again.

I know.

Liftoff.

- Landing gear secure. - Checklist for light speed.

We're finally getting something.

It's sending radio wavelengths.

What does it want with radio waves?

Maybe it wants to make a call.

Zorg's office.

I told you I did not want to be disturbed.

You don't want to be disturbed except if it's Mr. Shadow...

and Mr. Shadow's on the line.

It's Shadow again.

Zorg here.

Am I disturbing you?

No, no, I was just--

Where are you?

Not far now.

Good.

Good, good.

How are the stones?

Fine. Fine. Just fine.

I'll have the four stones you asked for any time now...

but it wasn't easy.

My costs have tripled.

Money is of no...

importance.

I...

want...

the stones.

The stones...

will be here.

I'll see to it personally.

I will be among you...

soon.

We lost it.

We lost the signal.

Damn!

We've begun our descent toward Fhloston Paradise.

The local time is 320 p.m.

Auto-temperature is currently 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

We hope you enjoyed your flight and hope to see you again soon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise.

Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

Parasites in the main ventilation.

Again? I'll get it.

Have we arrived yet?

Oh, good.

We have twelve swimming pools and two on the rooftop.

All the restaurants are between levels two and ten.

The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 p.m...

then the airship goes higher...

to offer you a better view.

Is the Diva here?

Not yet.

Any tickets left for the opera?

You have a seat reserved, front row...

next to Ruby Rhod!

He's so talented. I love him. He's so sexy.

He has your ticket, and he'll be here in 20 minutes.

Where can I get something to wear?

- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas. - Thank you.

You miserable bastard, I never should've pushed you out.

I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me?

I should've gotten a robot.

Come on, Ma.

I should be there, not you. I need a tan.

I need a cocktail.

Get the case in.

Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.

Welcome to the-- I'm security.

Welcome to the--

Tall.

- Can I talk to you? - Sure. Yeah.

- What's your name? - Fog.

Ms. Plavalaguna is glad that you are here.

She'll give you what you've come to get after the concert.

Stay here.

You're listening to Radio Cosmos. It is 5 p.m.

Helm to 1 08.

Helm 1 08!

Helm to 1 08.

Time to join Ruby Rhod...

and korben Dallas, the lucky winner...

of the Gemini Croquette contest.

Coming at you live from Fhloston...

Paradise!

Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben and the manager of this hotel...

and Miss Gemini Croquette in person...

and 8,000 other lucksters here...

to enjoy the privilege of the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!

Now we enter what must be...

the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe!

A perfect replica of an old opera house...

but who cares?

To my right, a row of ministers, more sinisters than ministers.

To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen.

He's not going to get much out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!.

To who?

And here we have Roy Von Baker, king of laser ball.

The Emperor of KodarJaphet and his lovely daughter.

"I love to sing," she recently confessed to me.

By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice.

I'll play the rest after the concert. Now it's time...

for Korben to say the word of the day.

Tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world?

Thrilled.

And now...

champagne!

Commercial! Commercial!

Break for 30 seconds.

Show time.

I have a ship in trouble requesting permission to dock.

Put him in the docking garage. Inform security.

- Permission granted for one hour. - More than I need.

Champagne for the Diva.

I'll take it.

I found it.

Get her!

It was an ambush.

If it's war they want...

it's war they'll get!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

My compliments, little lady.

Thank you for doing the dirty work.

I couldn't have done a better job myself.

Hand over the stones.

Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!

Hands up!

I know this music.

Let's change the beat.

I think we're being attacked.

They're everywhere.

I see one of them. They're warriors, and they're ugly.

They got big teeth, and they got big foreheads, and they stink.

Mangalores.

The government sent me to help you.

If somebody hears this, come and get me.

I'm in the first row.

You must give her the stones.

Who?

The Fifth Element.

The Supreme Being sent to Earth to save the universe.

Leeloo?

But she's more fragile than she seems.

She needs your help...

and your love...

or...

she will die.

Stay with me.

Help!

If you want something done...

do it yourself.

Come on, honey. You can't die.

Wake up! Where are the stones?

Where are the stones?

The stones.

They're not here.

The stones, where are they?

In me.

What?

Oh, my God, Korben.

Korben, another one coming.

- I think we should go. - One minute. One minute.

Hey, you!

I said you.

- I'm not with him. - Where's the other?

I said, "one minute."

Ruby, hold this gun.

What do you want me to do?

Come on.

Put your hand on it.

- What do I do? - If he moves, squeeze the trigger.

I don't feel right.

- I don't feel right. - The stones are "in me."

I got a headache. This ain't me.

Sorry.

Think he'll be okay?

Oh, my God, Korben. Another one coming.

Shit. Three coming.

You guard this with your life...

or you'll look like him. You green?

Green.

Super green?

Is that your idea of a discreet operation?

Don't worry. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

Move! Move!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Ladies and gentlemen...

this is amazing.

Let me do it.

Oh, my God.

Korben Dallas, my man, is in trouble.

The gun!

Give me the gun.

I'm going to go...

and try to see if I can see something a little closer.

Yes, the gun. Yeah.

Thanks, Ray.

Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not armed!

Get up!

You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!

I'm not armed.

Oh, my God.

I'm on vacation.

Don't shoot me, please. I'm on a vacation.

I won a...

contest.

Gemini Croquette's to...

Fhloston Paradise.

Down.

Wait a minute.

Get down!

He's trying to say something.

Down!

Sorry, my man.

Where are you?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

They're coming. They're coming.

Don't move.

What you doing?

Count to ten.

- Was that a bomb? - Shut up and count!

3! 4! 5!

6...

7, 8...

9...

1 0.

I am...

very disappointed.

Korben, what are you looking for?

Control room.

- This is it. - I'll be here.

Let's go.

Quiet! Quiet!

You in charge?

How many are out there?

- I don't know. - Let's count.

Seven on the left. Five on the right.

Four on the right. Two on the left.

Find the leader. They won't fight without the leader.

One more shot and we start killing hostages.

That's the leader.

Send someone to negotiate.

I've never negotiated.

You mind if I try?

We're sending somebody to negotiate.

Anybody else want to negotiate?

Where did he learn to negotiate like that?

I wonder.

Where's Ruby?

I thought he was dead.

Master!

It was nothing, really. Just a helping hand.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod...

still alive.

What's wrong with you?

It hurt!

I realize that you must be pretty mad at me...

but I'm fighting for a noble cause.

Yes, you're trying to save the world. I remember.

Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo.

Leeloo's in trouble?

When is Leeloo not in trouble?

- Where's that? - The Diva's suite.

Hang on.

Here, come on.

How do you get yourself into these positions?

Come on.

I'm here. It's all right. Everything's okay now.

Listen.

I got the stones. Just take it easy, all right?

My man, my man, what's this thing with all these numbers?

If it was a bomb...

the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors.

This is a type 'A"alert.

This is a type 'A"alert.

For security reasons, the hotel must be evacuated.

Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...

Stay calm!

...located in the main hallways.

Stay calm!

You know how to stop this, right?

Two minutes to complete evacuation.

Get back!

Evacuation! Evacuation!

Sorry, you can't stay here. There's a bomb in the hotel.

I know.

I don't want to die.

Please, my son.

Get in.

One minute to total evacuation.

This one.

45 seconds.

Get her strapped in.

You know how to fly this?

Like driving a cab.

How will we get out the door?

1 5 seconds.

1 0...

9, 8...

7...

6...

5.

For the honor.

Hold on.

Like driving a cab.

It is now 7 p.m., time for the news.

See you tomorrow for a new adventure.

End of transmission.

That's the best show I ever did.

Major Dallas has the five elements on board...

and the priest is guiding them to the temple.

We're saved.

The Diva said I should take care of you.

Humans act so strange.

What do you mean?

Everything you created...

is used to destroy.

We call it human nature.

You learn that on your screen?

I'm not finished yet. I'm up to "V."

"V" is good.

Some good words in "V."

Like what?

"Valiant."

"Vulnerable."

"Very beautiful."

Oh, of course, Munro!

Mr. President?

Now what?

We have a problem.

It's advancing?

It's not only advancing, it's moving at incredible speed.

And do you have any idea where it's heading?

Korben, there's a general on the phone.

I'll give you the President.

Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior.

You're a shining example of this army.

In the name of the Federation--

Any idea when you'll get to the point?

A ball of fire 1 ,200 miles in diameter heading straight for earth...

and we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem.

How much time do we have?

If its speed remains constant, in an hour and 57 minutes.

I'll call you back in two hours.

Hello?

They just landed in the desert.

Good job, David.

- Put her in the center. - Where? Here?

You got it figured out, Father?

This one should be fire.

- You know how this works? - Theoretically.

The four stones should go around.

The Fifth Element should be in the middle...

and then the weapon against evil should work.

You've never seen this work?

Give me that.

Every weapon has a manual. I'm sure this has one too.

That's it. That's it.

Match up the symbols. Go! Go!

Wind.

My man, what you doing?

- What? - What you doing?

Trying to keep you in the D.J. business.

Fire.

Done.

What happens?

So, now, we have to open them.

And you know how to do that. Right?

Theoretically...

No.

Leeloo, honey, wake up.

You have to help us.

How do you open the stones?

Wind blows.

Fire burns.

Yes, I know all that. But how do you open these stones?

Rain...

falls.

What does it mean?

I think that--

Maybe it's a charade.

A game or something.

If we don't get these stones open in five minutes, we're dead.

- Dead? - Yes, dead.

Too late.

We've lost contact with them.

Three minutes.

I think mine is broken.

Why I gotta get the broke one?

We're never gonna make it.

It moved.

- Show me what you did. - Nothing.

Shut up, shut up!

Show me what you did, step-by-step.

- I was standing here. - Quickly.

I put my hands on the top like this, and I said...

"We're not going to make it."

And that's it?

Korben, my man.

Wind.

She said, "Wind blows."

Everyone take a stone.

Water for water. Fire for fire. Earth for Earth. Go!

Earth.

Open the other one.

Korben, my man, I have no fire.

I have no matches. Do you have any?

I stopped smoking. Father, you smoke?

Got some matches? We need some fire.

We're going to die.

Don't breathe.

Fire.

One minute.

Let's go, Leeloo.

Wake up. Wake up. It's time for you to work now.

Protect life...

until death.

Listen to me!

Listen to me.

Listen, I know you're very tired.

I'll take you on vacation. A real vacation,just you and me.

But if you don't do something right now...

we'll all die.

What's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?

It'll enter the atmosphere in 40 seconds.

You're right. You're right.

There are some things...

very nice things worth saving; beautiful things.

Beautiful things.

Like love?

Yes, love. That's good. That's good.

That's a good example. Love is worth saving.

I don't know love.

I don't know love.

I was built to protect, not love.

So there's no use for me other than this.

You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

I need you.

I need you, very much.

Why?

Because...

because...

Tell her, Korben.

Tell me.

Please.

Why you need me?

Because...

Tell me.

- Tell me. - Because I--

Because I love you.

I love you.

1 0...

9...

8...

7...

6, 5...

4, 3...

2...

1 .

Scanner imaging has confirmed the dark planet dead.

The planet seems to have stopped at 62 miles from impact.

What's wrong? What you screaming for?

Every five minutes it's a bomb or something.

I'm leaving.

Mr. President.

Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh who runs the center.

It's an honor, Mr. President.

Where are my two heroes?

They were so tired from their ordeal, we put them in the reactor.

I have 1 9 meetings after this.

Let me see if they're revived.

Thank you.

We go live in one minute.

They're...

not ready.

They need...

five more minutes.

You have 20 seconds.

No, ma'am, I tried. No, ma'am.

Who's that?

Some woman. Claims to be Korben's mother.

Give it here.

Mrs. Dallas, this is the President.

On behalf of the Federation--

That doesn't even sound like him.

The President's an idiot. You don't sound like an idiot.

If you don't want to talk to your mother...

just avoid me as usual.

I'll throw myself in traffic. I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.