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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:05,138 (bells tinkling gently) 2 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,264 (birds chirping) 3 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:38,204 (soft wind whistling) 4 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:45,245 (soft gentle music) 5 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,471 (items cluttering) 6 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,718 (door hinge cringing) 7 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,812 (gentle wind blowing) 8 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,403 (John coughing) 9 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,176 (brisk soft music) 10 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,258 (door locks rattling) 11 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:21,200 (helicopter engine roaring) 12 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,481 Hey, what's up man, 13 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,485 I hate to be that guy. 14 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,387 I was the fool who did not pick up smokes 15 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:42,255 on my way home from work, 16 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,624 would you mind if I... 17 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:47,561 (helicopter engine roaring in a distance) 18 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,495 My contribution. 19 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:54,001 What is that the hope diamond. 20 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,301 I think it is an ashtray. 21 00:03:57,336 --> 00:03:58,138 You just moved in? 22 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,608 Yeah, like three or four hours ago. 23 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,578 I'm leaving the city soon, 24 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:08,448 so I just basically packed up all shit my at my old place. 25 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,585 Sold it off there, found this place. 26 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:14,955 No lease, snatched it up online, sight unseen. 27 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,791 How long have you been here? 28 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:24,998 I have an ex-husband hence just started smoking. 29 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:31,404 About a decade, which I guess makes me 30 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,707 the de facto ambassador to the new tenants. 31 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,542 Does your ceiling have any leaks? 32 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,878 Ruin any of your stuff? 33 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:38,812 Nothing to ruin. 34 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,850 Well my ex actually left a bunch of stuff 35 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,018 in the garage that I was just gonna donate. 36 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,653 If you want to have it for some temporary 37 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,956 like furnishings and stuff. 38 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,658 Dude, that is really kind of you. 39 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,694 And I will actually take you up on that. 40 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,363 I would say let's just do it now, 41 00:04:57,396 --> 00:05:00,433 but you directly ahead off the surgery doctor. 42 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,971 Yeah, I'm a wedding photographer 43 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,039 and I just fell asleep 44 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,374 and might get up right after the reception. 45 00:05:08,407 --> 00:05:13,480 There's this kind of Autumnal equinox goth wedding. 46 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,313 The thing is awesome about LA 47 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,016 is there still is huge goth scene. 48 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,553 So they we're just slinging around cocktails all night 49 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,922 but started with blood and I got hit. 50 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,524 I'm about to blow your mind. 51 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,660 The bar I work at last night is like 52 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:31,765 the dark wave electro goth. 53 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:32,599 I think, I dunno it looks like 54 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,934 so like the Renaissance Fair to me, 55 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:34,935 but I was wondering why I was getting 56 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,871 more bloodtinis spilled all over me than usual. 57 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,706 And now I know, 58 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,008 it is the, what'd you say? 59 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,709 It was the autumn-in-al... 60 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,011 Autumnal. Autumnal equinox. 61 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:48,081 (helicopter engine roaring) 62 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,016 Its when the weeds turn brown 63 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,017 and the hills burn and everything smells 64 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:53,352 like barbecue all the time, it's beautiful. 65 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,055 Oh shit. Check this out. 66 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,791 Last night up on that hillside. 67 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,359 I saw this guy. 68 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,333 LA is like Halloween, but just all the time. 69 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:10,504 Is that your new place? 70 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,608 Yeah, that's it. 71 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,944 That's my temporary digs. 72 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,913 It's actually been vacant since I moved in. 73 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,181 So it's kinda nice 74 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:24,450 to have somebody watching out over us over the neighborhood. 75 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,954 It's getting worse. Vagrants. 76 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,690 It's been vacant for over a decade? 77 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,959 Someone like murdered there or something? 78 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,861 Well that's supposed to have something 79 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,728 disclosed to me, what's up? 80 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,929 Actually, yeah. 81 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,030 A 90-year old grandma just threw grandpa out of a window 82 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,100 and he fell face first, right where you're standing. 83 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,371 (airplane engine roaring) 84 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,709 At least we are cheap right to the airport. 85 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:52,813 There is this 86 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,849 dude sits at my bar and he always says this thing. 87 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,417 He says, "Hey, it can only fall so fast." 88 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,588 (John chuckling) 89 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,590 I hope what that dude said to me is going fast enough 90 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,758 to not feel the impact. 91 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:10,564 Oh no, I made that up. 92 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,132 No one died. I was just kidding. 93 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,501 Anyways. I got to get these bad boys. 94 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,402 Motor checked and charged before church. 95 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,437 So why don't you just swing on by 96 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,608 when you want to move in your stuff. 97 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:25,579 Oh, here I go, bad neighbor, I am John. 98 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,786 Oh, Levi. All right. 99 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,121 Hey, thank you for this. 100 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,492 Check it out. That's hungry Dave. 101 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:40,827 He is really aggressive. 102 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,796 Don't let him get to eye level. Okay? 103 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,167 (wind whistling) 104 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,150 (bells tingling gently) 105 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,987 (static noise) 106 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,935 (ominous music) 107 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,503 What do I think went wrong, 108 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,274 either one of two things happened. 109 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,676 Either they were trying to put together 110 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,780 this really intricate, beautiful cosmic puzzle. 111 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,949 And some of those pieces were extraordinary 112 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:41,822 or the way they jammed them together. 113 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,290 It just created this abstract mess 114 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,125 that then they could imbue 115 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,660 with whatever meaning they wanted. 116 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,661 It doesn't really matter 117 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,298 because it affected them in very different ways. 118 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:55,002 And I don't think anything is worth what happened. 119 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,137 I still believe part of it was real. 120 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,206 You can catch it in scientific terms, 121 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:02,909 it doesn't really matter because the result is the same. 122 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,245 And it's really sad. 123 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,015 (ominous music) 124 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,952 I don't just mean the dead one. 125 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,788 And there is this yellow tail, 126 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:18,191 but between me and it's like 127 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,927 this little like cavernous that has some eel grass on it. 128 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,930 And it's like 19th century lobster trap 129 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,732 that just busted out of it, right? 130 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,769 And then... boom. 131 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,805 I looked down, there's a fucking claw around my arm. 132 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,306 I look up, there's a lobster 133 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,809 the size of Danny fucking DeVito. 134 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,144 I kid you not. 135 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,645 And he's dragging me 136 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,713 and I'm so fascinated 137 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,148 but then I look in it's eyes 138 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,217 that I almost forget I'm loaded 139 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,786 and I can shoot left-handed. 140 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:52,259 Just take aim and shtoonk, spear the shit out of it. 141 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,260 Barely phases it. 142 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,930 Just kind of saunters off back into its cave. 143 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,332 I've never seen that lobster again. 144 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,068 I never saw that spear again. 145 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,769 I didn't get that big ass tuna, 146 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,072 but that was the day I learned that it's like, 147 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,074 yeah, there's a lot of good sushi places in Los Angeles, 148 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,742 but I don't fuck with lobster rolls. 149 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,111 Lobsters are intelligent creatures. 150 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,013 You can hop on my wifi network if you want to. 151 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,915 My signal is shockingly good here, 152 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,150 but I might take you up on that. 153 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,718 What is your network? 154 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,320 It's "Behold the promised LAN" 155 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,990 like L-A-N, it used to be Mr. Rogers neighborhertz, 156 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,926 but that was Lonnie's. 157 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,260 It is not even clever. 158 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,361 Oh, the password is easy to remember. 159 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,163 It's "JUDGEMENT DAY" all caps. 160 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,899 There's like a billion fucking networks. 161 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,835 So I'm gonna have to mess with this later. 162 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,104 But now I actually have to get to this charity thing 163 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,940 I do at the youth shelter. 164 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,208 Can I grab you something for the way out? 165 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,375 Like a beer or something? 166 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,144 I really appreciate all this. 167 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,011 No, thank you. 168 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,079 Actually, I don't drink. 169 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,716 Good for you, bro. 170 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,084 How long have you been sober? 171 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,321 Now 10 years, honestly, Lonnie was an AA. 172 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,290 So that kinda made me an AA, but never even had a problem. 173 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,393 I just kinda got way into it. 174 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,429 Stuck with it. I don't know. 175 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,330 Okay, cool. 176 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,432 Don't forget your plant, on the way out. 177 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,967 Oh no, no that's yours. 178 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,801 That's actually a house warming gift. 179 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,370 My grandma runs this little nursery 180 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,171 up in the central valley. 181 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,405 I give her a hand with sometimes. 182 00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:14,708 (phone ringing) 183 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:15,942 Speak of the angel. 184 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,812 [John] Hey actually, do you mind if I take this up here. 185 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,780 Disappears in the courtyard. 186 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,948 And do what you gotta do. 187 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:24,384 Hey grandma. 188 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:28,889 I could probably just head on up 189 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,657 there next Sunday, like usual, you know. 190 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:36,997 Yeah. I of course will groom myself and wear a suit. 191 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,999 Not just for God, but for you. 192 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,102 All right, amen to that. 193 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:45,105 All right, may you go. I love you. Bye. 194 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:51,778 She's out of her mind, man. See you. 195 00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:54,881 Can I interest you in? 196 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:55,815 One for the road. 197 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,020 Yeah. Thank you. 198 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,701 (soft wind whistling) 199 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,154 (ominous music) 200 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,729 (wind whistling) 201 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,370 Did you forget something? 202 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,406 You should just come and see this. 203 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,748 (ominous music) 204 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:16,963 It was moving on its own 205 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,965 or something invisible was moving it. 206 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,234 There was a this light. 207 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,241 Yeah, no, absolutely. 208 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:32,345 No doubt. I feel bad about this, 209 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,849 I actually do have to get to my charity thing 210 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,318 at the youth shelter, but I don't want to rush you. 211 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,287 Totally. Yeah. What are we gonna do? 212 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,254 Or we're gonna like stand around all day 213 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,823 and talk about how I thought I saw a ghost 214 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,924 in a new apartment. 215 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,028 I'm sorry. I'm the weirdest neighbor you knew ever. 216 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,063 And don't be a stranger. 217 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,832 (ominous music) 218 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,578 (crystal clattering) 219 00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:10,383 (ominous music) 220 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,334 (door banging) 221 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:33,406 (diminishing invigorating music) 222 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,445 That's so dumb. 223 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,314 No, it's just weird. 224 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,217 It's like you go your whole life thinking certain things 225 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,653 are always gonna be a mystery. 226 00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,887 Like the identity of Jack the Ripper 227 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,659 or Bermuda triangle or the great pyramids. 228 00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,527 Pyramids aren't a mystery anymore. 229 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:54,928 I saw this YouTube video 230 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,030 and they're just ramps in wet sand. 231 00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:00,501 All right. Well, a lot of things are still mysteries. 232 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,902 You just don't expect to witness one on a shitty afternoon 233 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,270 in your cheap apartment, 234 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,072 We are more surveilled than ever in our own history. 235 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,508 Everyone has a camera phone in their pocket 236 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,243 and we still don't have even a single actual bit 237 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:15,248 of evidence for a ghost or supernatural, whatever. 238 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,283 (ominous music) 239 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,652 Man, there it is. 240 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:24,090 It's right there. 241 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,459 It's weird though. I don't necessarily feel. 242 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,162 (ominous music) 243 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,163 Do you feel scared? 244 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,032 When it was happening, 245 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,034 when we're looking at it, I really did, 246 00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:41,642 but it's getting replaced by something. 247 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:43,977 All right, this is gonna sound weird 248 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,211 because you and me just met 249 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,448 but when I first moved out to LA, 250 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,518 you get a job bar backing. 251 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:54,154 And one of my first days I'm polishing a glass 252 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,256 and this dude behind the bar is like, 253 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,458 "Hey, how long are you gonna give it?" 254 00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:01,529 Like, how long am I gonna give it to strike gold out west? 255 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:02,496 And I tell him, 256 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,433 actually what do you think I told him? 257 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,302 39 Years. 258 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,442 I said 10 but it ended up being 20. 259 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,011 And I'm still driving the same shitty Mazda, 260 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,382 to the same bar, except my kidneys hurt, 261 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,586 I am self medicating and pretty sure my liver is shot. 262 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,721 All right, so like photography, right? 263 00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,457 Like that was supposed to be your golden egg. 264 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,392 The thing you're passionate about, 265 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,727 the thing that allows you to make a living, 266 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,362 but it hasn't worked out for you yet. 267 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,233 Life tons of things like that, dude, tons. 268 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,770 Life's weird. Like sometimes things just don't happen, 269 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:45,104 but that happened, right? 270 00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:47,508 And that's more scarce than gold. 271 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,643 It's like proof of the supernatural. 272 00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:52,580 That's like, book deals and like movies 273 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:56,082 and like TV shows and like religious views 274 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,651 and shit getting. 275 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,123 So what do we do? 276 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:07,093 (knocking on the door) 277 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:07,994 Hello? 278 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,332 Hello. 279 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,466 Hello. 280 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:17,103 (airplane engine roaring) 281 00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:21,775 Oh Jesus. 282 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,716 So, the house I grew up in, 283 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:29,750 had this big ass windows, 284 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,519 the pigeons could not see, 285 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,086 they just slam into it. 286 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,288 And you can't tell at first, 287 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,724 whether they are just like stunned 288 00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,526 or their brains are mush, 289 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,427 we build these things and it protects them. 290 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,564 So they don't get eaten by like a cat 291 00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:46,299 and shit while we wait to see if they wake up or not. 292 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,368 Oh, we will never get the full effect of it on a podcast. 293 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,303 What? 294 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,739 We're gonna try to prove the supernatural. 295 00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,073 We're gonna need some kind of visuals. 296 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,275 People won't believe it. 297 00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,646 What are you thinking like a YouTube channel or something? 298 00:17:58,679 --> 00:17:59,847 YouTube is like a whole like subscriber, 299 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,616 metadata algorithm, hot girl thumbnail, 300 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:03,717 like channel subscribe. 301 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:06,219 I don't understand YouTube. 302 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,129 I was thinking a documentary. 303 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,704 All right. Well, I actually do have to run to work now, 304 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:26,640 but I don't think I work tomorrow night. 305 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:29,075 If you wanted to reconvene then get it started. 306 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,545 Yeah, let's do it. 307 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,614 All right. 308 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,151 (Levi groaning) 309 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,624 Is it possible this is extremely dangerous 310 00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:45,826 and we just completely overlooked that part? 311 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:53,366 No one's ever died of like a demon or a ghost or whatever. 312 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,870 It's always just slamming cabinets and doors 313 00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:59,740 and like cold spots and stuff. 314 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,275 Totally. So if it gets dangerous, we just stop. 315 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,544 Easy, right? 316 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,678 I'll see you then. 317 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:05,679 Can you take care of that 318 00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:07,347 to put somewhere safe on the side of the house. 319 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:13,654 Hey, hi. So sorry. I did not make it to the thing. 320 00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:18,324 Yeah. First I did find it a little bit strange 321 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,293 that the youth shelter that Levi volunteers 322 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,362 that would send somebody to check on him 323 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,263 when he doesn't show up, but... 324 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,533 [Isabel] I'm sorry. 325 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:30,169 I think your bio was in one of the destroyed hard drives. 326 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,906 Maybe let's get that first. Okay? 327 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,608 Yeah. Okay. 328 00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:36,209 [Levi] Just because this feels a little bit weird is okay. 329 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,544 If I just look at you, 330 00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,212 I know John likes it like this, 331 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,347 but you could just. 332 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,751 [John] I started out with photography 333 00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:44,885 and I thought a better way 334 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,588 to finance photography was to become a math teacher. 335 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,889 I thought it'd be more chill. 336 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,591 I thought I'll be the cool teacher, 337 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:52,559 but those kids they just hated me. 338 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,293 Even though I adjusted the curve so much, 339 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,229 I should've been fired. 340 00:19:56,262 --> 00:20:00,433 Some people, they like kids, but they are not good. 341 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,936 Anyways, I fell in love with Lonnie 342 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,506 and chased him out here to LA. 343 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,777 Now I spend my days and nights charging scooters, 344 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:12,780 and I hope that the rent check clears 345 00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:14,682 so that I'm not moving in with my grandma 346 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,849 when I'm in my thirties. 347 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:18,819 Move on to the 348 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:19,720 convict thing? 349 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,022 [Levi] I mean, I think the reason why I got into this 350 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:27,260 with John was that I just loved watching X Files with 351 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,797 my sister I was little. 352 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,833 Now it's like everything like the X Files I guess. 353 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,301 [John] Even though Levi played it off really well, 354 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,938 I knew something about that guy was... 355 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:41,975 (soft soothing music) 356 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,512 You know I'll say this. 357 00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:48,381 I can totally see why he wouldn't want to share like that. 358 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,953 (ominous music) 359 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:22,516 Hey, careful with the threading on 360 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,784 that thing it's kinda old. 361 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,655 Is your phone okay? 362 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:29,723 Yeah, I'm all good. 363 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,562 God, all that heat just coming from the closet? 364 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:37,798 Yeah, it is hot as shit. 365 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:43,070 I have this theory that the downstairs unit is vacant 366 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,371 and maybe like someone left on a heater 367 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:49,442 or how kind of sweet would ghost fire be? 368 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,345 Yeah, how much do you think like Netflix pays 369 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,847 for one of these documentaries. 370 00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:54,815 Let's say about movies selling 371 00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,885 at film festivals for millions of dollars. 372 00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,887 So I would say at least like 10 million, 373 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,354 something like that. 374 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,690 Honestly, that sounds kind of low. 375 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,561 Oh, hey. I know it's a little early for this, 376 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,396 but I was thinking a little bit about the title. 377 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,465 All right, check this out. 378 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:16,369 "Something in the light." 379 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:20,641 Isn't that cool? 380 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,278 I get it. 381 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,013 Yeah, because of the fucking light. 382 00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:29,315 That's dope. I thought of one too. 383 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,531 "The door that wouldn't shut." 384 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,567 (door cringing) 385 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,466 For the title? 386 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,871 That's cool. 387 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:51,772 Thank you. 388 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,846 It's probably got too syllables though, you know. Right? 389 00:23:01,615 --> 00:23:04,551 (camera shuttering) 390 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,419 I'm pretty sure that's almost 391 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,556 the exact same amount of, what was the other one? 392 00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,592 It's got one more syllable. 393 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,826 It's hard to remember. 394 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:14,962 So titles are important. 395 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:20,801 (footsteps diminishing) 396 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,077 (TV hissing) 397 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:39,920 (air whooshing) 398 00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:49,529 [John] Praise Jesus. 399 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,966 (air whooshing) 400 00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:07,848 (crystal clanking) 401 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,217 I guess that waits for you for that part. 402 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,120 (crystal beeping) 403 00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:18,025 You rolling? You rolling? 404 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,493 Oh shit. 405 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,862 (rapid beeping) 406 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:22,996 Wait. 407 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:26,133 (camera beeping) 408 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:30,170 Fuck. Camera overheated and the SD card was full. 409 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,172 So we couldn't have gotten anything anyways. 410 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,907 I might've gotten something on the film camera, 411 00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:36,843 but I doubt it and I didn't charge the batteries. 412 00:24:36,877 --> 00:24:39,046 So welcome to amateur hour. 413 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,548 Dude. I feel like if you get anything on day one, 414 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,549 that's a win. 415 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,483 We didn't get anything. 416 00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:46,153 Your camera was completely out of focus. 417 00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:47,220 I don't think it was. 418 00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:50,257 And also I just feel like this is an indicator 419 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:54,561 that we need a better plan, better equipment, 420 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,531 real cameras, real lighting, real microphones. 421 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:58,498 This is real. 422 00:24:58,532 --> 00:25:00,100 No, but I mean like professional stuff, 423 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,134 like when you see politicians 424 00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,870 and they got all microphones on their collars. 425 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,806 We should like divvy up tasks. 426 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,075 Like you be the main camera guy 427 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,876 and I'll be the supplementary camera guy. 428 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,778 I could do all the audio stuff. 429 00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:16,183 And you could do like the video organizing. 430 00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:17,184 Data manager. 431 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,585 Data entry. Exactly. 432 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,222 And obviously we don't know when exactly 433 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:23,056 this thing's happening. 434 00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:25,258 We're probably going to take shifts. 435 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,928 So, here you go. 436 00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:30,564 Remember to lock up, 437 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,300 remember to leave all the windows open. 438 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,668 So you don't fucking cook us. 439 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:35,502 You know this is how stupid people 440 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,270 get murdered on "Dateline," right? 441 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,706 You're gonna murder me? 442 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:45,178 No one's getting murdered. 443 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,014 And ghosts can't kill you either. 444 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:47,948 You keep saying that, 445 00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:51,752 but you're not Dana Fox or Mulder Scully. 446 00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:52,853 How do you think a ghost kills someone. 447 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,187 It has a ghost knife? 448 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,656 They just like pull out their ghost shank 449 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,325 and they stab you and ghost pre... 450 00:25:58,358 --> 00:25:59,226 What is that? 451 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,128 It's just like an energy supplement. 452 00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:02,963 I get out this nutropics website. 453 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,533 Are they safe? 454 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,204 Yeah, it's just like a all natural amino acids. 455 00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:15,108 (ominous music) 456 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,559 (upbeat music) 457 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,758 (diminishing soft music) 458 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,827 Kind of hard to explain, 459 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,295 but yeah. I mean, I'm kind of an idiot. 460 00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:10,697 I was supposed to do something with him tonight, 461 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,365 but I forgot to get his contact info 462 00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:13,667 and he's not home so. 463 00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,038 Grandma you're genius. 464 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,809 Yeah. He's gotta be on some kind of social media somewhere. 465 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,780 (ominous music) 466 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:33,353 Sorry. Yeah. I'll call you back later on. 467 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,254 I love you. Bye. 468 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:44,397 (banging on door) 469 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:49,703 What's up man. 470 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,004 Oh, they make me dress like this 471 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,139 for like the speakeasy and shit, 472 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,306 it fucking sucks. 473 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,143 Did I get the right hard drives? 474 00:27:57,144 --> 00:27:58,311 Dope, I actually, 475 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,113 I picked up a high decibel camera right next to my work. 476 00:28:00,147 --> 00:28:01,882 So, I have that too. 477 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,751 Did you get the gear? 478 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:07,087 Yeah. 479 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,388 Awesome. Okay. 480 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:10,957 Are we're gonna do this or... 481 00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:14,394 Yeah. 482 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:17,364 And the gear? 483 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:18,265 Yeah. 484 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,836 (ominous music) 485 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:36,149 (bell jingling) 486 00:28:38,852 --> 00:28:41,388 (ominous music) 487 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:07,280 (camera stand falling) 488 00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:10,518 Hey John. I know I said I could do this, 489 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:13,019 but I was incorrect. 490 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,988 Do you mind helping me out. 491 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,125 Thanks bud. 492 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,229 This camera's basically what I was talking about 493 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,864 in terms of a bigger thing and actually never told you this. 494 00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:25,799 I was gonna buy a bunch 495 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,834 of camera equipment several years back, 496 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,703 but someone told me my tips would up 497 00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:31,304 to like 20 to 40% if I fixed my teeth. 498 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:33,541 So I got braces, spent all the money on that. 499 00:29:33,574 --> 00:29:36,042 Didn't get the camera equipment, check this out. 500 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:41,314 You are on the audio. 501 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:43,883 Was I supposed to? 502 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:44,784 I already got it. 503 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:51,958 So, are you being weird because we forgot to run audio? 504 00:29:51,992 --> 00:29:53,927 The other day in front of our place. 505 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,396 Who was that? 506 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:59,399 That was my probation counselor. 507 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:02,068 I told you I've got the charity thing 508 00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:03,136 I do at the youth shelter 509 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,871 and they just get really weird when I don't show up 510 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:05,706 or I'm late or anything. 511 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,773 You know that everyone would say 512 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,175 there's a huge difference between volunteer work 513 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:10,511 and mandatory community service. 514 00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:12,012 I don't want to get caught up in the weeds 515 00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:15,348 of what exactly that's called. 516 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,083 You want to tell me what you did to get yourself a PO. 517 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,320 It is a not an interesting story, not even worth telling. 518 00:30:25,593 --> 00:30:30,797 So you read online that I'm a registered sex offender. 519 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:35,603 What? 520 00:30:35,636 --> 00:30:38,104 I was having to go cocktails, 521 00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:40,541 during one of the big city-wide shutdowns 522 00:30:40,574 --> 00:30:42,208 and I had to piss really bad. 523 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:45,378 There were literally no restrooms open anywhere. 524 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,882 I see this alley, I go back there I am relieving myself 525 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:49,849 and the next thing I know, 526 00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:51,084 I'm pissing all over my shoes 527 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,218 because the cop handcuffed... 528 00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,086 (bottle breaking) 529 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,989 That was the wall of a daycare center. 530 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,291 A closed daycare center. 531 00:31:00,995 --> 00:31:01,962 Is that true? 532 00:31:01,996 --> 00:31:04,098 Yeah. It's true. 533 00:31:04,131 --> 00:31:05,333 I mean you can look up the court record 534 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:06,467 that those things are really dry. 535 00:31:06,501 --> 00:31:08,202 And I just gave the cliff notes version 536 00:31:08,235 --> 00:31:09,970 and it's really hard to defend yourself 537 00:31:10,004 --> 00:31:13,575 against pedophilia allegations wearing a fucking bow tie. 538 00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:27,388 (soft humming) 539 00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:41,268 (TV humming softly) 540 00:31:53,214 --> 00:31:54,616 We are rolling? 541 00:31:54,649 --> 00:31:55,916 Yeah, we are rolling. 542 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:01,490 (camera clicking) 543 00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:08,129 When I was younger I did this thing called geocaching. 544 00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:09,363 It's kind of like scavenger hunting, 545 00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:10,998 but for adults with the GPS 546 00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:17,138 and 10 or 20 years ago I found this book 547 00:32:17,171 --> 00:32:19,240 and it was really cool 548 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,510 kind of pseudoscience coffee table book. 549 00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:23,612 It's called the "Geometry of Magnetism." 550 00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:27,549 And it's written in like Esperanto 551 00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:29,484 and the author's name was redacted. 552 00:32:32,153 --> 00:32:37,158 I swear to you, that symbol is on the cover of my book. 553 00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:43,431 What? That's not very ghost like. 554 00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:44,331 No. 555 00:32:48,169 --> 00:32:49,270 Do I seem okay? 556 00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:53,407 I don't know. 557 00:32:53,441 --> 00:32:54,074 I don't know you. 558 00:32:54,108 --> 00:32:55,976 No, I mean, do I seem like 559 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:58,078 I'm having some kind of a psychotic break? 560 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:02,416 No, psychotic breaks are totally different. 561 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:09,457 (soft wind whistling) 562 00:33:09,491 --> 00:33:12,226 If you're a ghost, do something. 563 00:33:14,261 --> 00:33:17,398 (soft wind whistling) 564 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,234 Do something different. 565 00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:26,575 I mean, we don't actually have any reason 566 00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:29,143 to think that this is a ghost or a Poltergeist. 567 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,613 It's the first of movies or books that you've read. 568 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:34,448 We might have this all wrong. 569 00:33:37,318 --> 00:33:38,520 So what is it? 570 00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:41,723 That's the question? 571 00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:48,095 (resonant rejuvenating music) 572 00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:56,103 The symbol that's on my book 573 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:58,372 and that was on that refraction. 574 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,075 I swear to God, I've also been seeing it all over the city. 575 00:34:03,177 --> 00:34:07,047 (resonant rejuvenating music) 576 00:34:08,449 --> 00:34:11,385 Look, all of this is the EM spectrum, 577 00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,455 ElectroMagnetic spectrum, it's radio waves on up 578 00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:17,559 to the visible light and this is using derivatives 579 00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:19,293 to find acceleration of velocity, 580 00:34:19,326 --> 00:34:21,530 but look the value for gravity is wrong. 581 00:34:21,563 --> 00:34:23,732 They just changed it. And I don't really know why. 582 00:34:23,765 --> 00:34:25,700 And then this is a ratio 583 00:34:25,734 --> 00:34:27,636 that's kind of like pi, 584 00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:29,236 which people call them golden ratio. 585 00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:32,072 Are we quoting Dan Brown books right now? 586 00:34:32,106 --> 00:34:33,140 What? 587 00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:34,543 I'm not making it a Divinci Code documentary. 588 00:34:34,576 --> 00:34:37,344 No, Jesus, no, it's just a ratio. 589 00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:40,214 It's not exactly the Fibonacci sequence or phi 590 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,348 or the golden ratio or whatever. 591 00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:42,651 It's just an irrational number 592 00:34:42,684 --> 00:34:44,285 with infinite decimals out to infinity. 593 00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:46,353 There are millions of irrational numbers. 594 00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:48,857 This is common in the world and in math. 595 00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:51,860 And it has something to do with a rectangle, 596 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,728 that when it's expressed as a ratio, 597 00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:56,130 it is that irrational number. 598 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,599 I don't know what it means either. 599 00:35:00,134 --> 00:35:01,536 This has nothing to do with nautilus shells 600 00:35:01,570 --> 00:35:02,804 the Grail or Stonehenge? 601 00:35:04,773 --> 00:35:08,375 (airplane engine roaring) 602 00:35:09,878 --> 00:35:13,347 (electric static noise) 603 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,351 Everything we've seen so far. 604 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,853 It's either been on 605 00:35:18,887 --> 00:35:21,656 the EM spectrum visible light, radio waves or... 606 00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:28,597 (resonant rejuvenating music) 607 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:29,497 Gravity. 608 00:35:30,364 --> 00:35:34,234 (resonant rejuvenating music) 609 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:46,848 Okay. So it's like, 610 00:35:47,816 --> 00:35:49,183 There is one for gravity 611 00:35:50,284 --> 00:35:51,586 and there's one for electrical shock. 612 00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,621 Electromagnetism. 613 00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:53,655 Right, yeah. 614 00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,222 Maybe there's two of them. 615 00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:56,858 Two what? 616 00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:03,498 Man, I hope the neighbors are all right? 617 00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:06,467 I heard there was a murder. 618 00:36:07,368 --> 00:36:09,704 Hey, I keep having this thought. 619 00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:10,572 Mind giving me a light really quick? 620 00:36:10,605 --> 00:36:11,473 I got you. 621 00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:13,273 Jesus. 622 00:36:16,645 --> 00:36:17,612 Okay. 623 00:36:17,646 --> 00:36:20,715 Here you go. Don't forget you get to inhale. 624 00:36:20,749 --> 00:36:23,852 When we first met, you said this phrase, 625 00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:27,321 it was, "You can only fall so fast." 626 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,222 Why did you say that? 627 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,359 I wanted to be a skydive instructor. 628 00:36:32,393 --> 00:36:33,360 No shit. 629 00:36:33,394 --> 00:36:34,062 Yeah. 630 00:36:34,095 --> 00:36:34,896 How many times did you jump? 631 00:36:34,929 --> 00:36:36,498 One. 632 00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:37,632 And then I was like, 633 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,634 Hey, maybe I'll like start a band, 634 00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:41,736 but how do you find all those different people 635 00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:44,204 to play those individual instruments? 636 00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:46,574 And then I was like, 637 00:36:46,608 --> 00:36:47,274 well, maybe I'll get into like 638 00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:49,611 the skateboard apparel industry, 639 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:51,278 but for some reason my parol counselor 640 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:54,181 was really against me getting into fashion. 641 00:36:56,851 --> 00:37:00,755 And I wanted to work on a fishing boat in Jamaica, 642 00:37:00,789 --> 00:37:02,590 maybe like surfing tours or something. 643 00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:07,294 But there's some legal issues with the passport. 644 00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:10,665 The point is that nothing ever quite clicked. 645 00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:12,466 Yes. I floated around a lot too. 646 00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:21,275 I feel like I was built for this. 647 00:37:23,778 --> 00:37:25,714 I would also think I was built for this 648 00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:28,282 if my thing was electricity 649 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,952 and treasure hunting and not gravity. 650 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,989 There's nothing to that? 651 00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:36,958 I mean my entire life, 652 00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:39,861 I felt like there's like this invisible force 653 00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:43,631 just holding me back from accomplishing anything 654 00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:45,567 I dream about, anything I want to do. 655 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,568 That's super depressing 656 00:37:46,601 --> 00:37:47,635 and you should talk to a therapist about that. 657 00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:51,338 I am not like a continuously depressed person. 658 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,909 This cop just totally parked in my space. 659 00:37:55,877 --> 00:37:58,880 I just feel like someone chucked me out of an airplane 660 00:37:58,913 --> 00:37:59,948 when I was a baby. 661 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:03,718 And I've been at terminal velocity my entire life. 662 00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:08,355 I didn't ask that person to chuck me out of that airplane. 663 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,868 (cop cursing) 664 00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:23,972 How does your parole work. 665 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,543 (deep breathing) 666 00:38:50,498 --> 00:38:53,501 (knock on the door) 667 00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:01,042 You know it's insanely weird 668 00:39:01,075 --> 00:39:03,745 that you give apples to kids for Halloween. 669 00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:04,646 Actually you know it's weird, 670 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:05,847 is that their parents don't just check 671 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,683 the sex offender registry before they send them marching up 672 00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:09,383 to your door. 673 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:10,084 You know, they're gonna check 674 00:39:10,118 --> 00:39:11,886 those apples for razors though. 675 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,822 The OD across the way was originally 676 00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:14,823 put it is a murder 677 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,423 and parents still bring their children there. 678 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:17,792 I don't think they're worried about 679 00:39:17,826 --> 00:39:19,727 the who guy peed on a wall. 680 00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:22,497 (camera shuttering) 681 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,066 (ominous music) 682 00:39:46,888 --> 00:39:49,624 (door cringing) 683 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:53,360 (ominous music) 684 00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:07,709 (items clattering) 685 00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:18,887 [Robert] Well, basically when people buy 686 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,722 or build on a property, 687 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,957 they hire me to come in 688 00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:25,193 and assess for any geologic hazards, 689 00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:30,498 landslides, seismic activity, sink holes, volcanoes. 690 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,967 [John] Volcanoes? Are you serious? 691 00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:34,769 Yeah. Volcanoes. 692 00:40:34,802 --> 00:40:36,004 (ominous music) 693 00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:36,871 [John] That's awesome. 694 00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:38,506 Can you just tell me what you found 695 00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,575 in the soil samples beneath the apartment? 696 00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:41,910 Yeah. Well, I know you were concerned 697 00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:43,544 that there were some anomalies. 698 00:40:43,578 --> 00:40:46,047 The chromium was a little high. 699 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,181 There was some Lead in there. 700 00:40:47,215 --> 00:40:50,084 I have some from pre 1978 paint job, 701 00:40:50,118 --> 00:40:52,452 but everything was okay. 702 00:40:52,487 --> 00:40:54,956 No more arsenic or anything like that. 703 00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:57,725 [John] The other. The other thing I know. 704 00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,826 What's that? 705 00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,495 [John] The crystal thing. 706 00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:01,663 The crystal? 707 00:41:03,231 --> 00:41:04,198 Are you all right? 708 00:41:06,701 --> 00:41:09,971 (footsteps approaching) 709 00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:14,876 Do you mind shooting this real quick? 710 00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:15,777 Why? 711 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:20,515 Well, it's supposed to be 175 712 00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:25,720 and it's obviously much lower. 713 00:41:25,753 --> 00:41:27,055 And if gravity is fluctuating 714 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,756 that much it could be really messing 715 00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:31,192 with the foundation of the building 716 00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:33,962 and that earthquake had just been a warning shot. 717 00:41:36,531 --> 00:41:38,533 I don't want to invalidate what you're saying at all. 718 00:41:38,566 --> 00:41:40,068 It's just, you know what I mean we live in Los Angeles, 719 00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:41,035 there's earthquakes all the time 720 00:41:41,069 --> 00:41:45,873 and people's weight fluctuates. It's normal. 721 00:41:45,907 --> 00:41:47,175 I mean, it just think 722 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,276 we've got to be kind of scientific about this, 723 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:52,647 we can't just assign meaning to every little thing. 724 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,715 I get all that, 725 00:41:53,748 --> 00:41:57,185 but if in a month we got from some floating things 726 00:41:57,218 --> 00:42:00,688 and some lights to earthquakes by New Year's 727 00:42:00,722 --> 00:42:02,557 we would be under rubble. 728 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:04,692 And we did agree when we started this, 729 00:42:04,726 --> 00:42:06,995 that if we felt like we were in danger, we'd stop. 730 00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,830 And I'm not saying we should stop. 731 00:42:09,731 --> 00:42:12,200 I think we should at least acknowledge this. 732 00:42:18,206 --> 00:42:21,843 I've been giving some thought to that title you suggested. 733 00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:26,047 And honestly I think I just judged it a little too early 734 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,682 and I think it's thematically resonant 735 00:42:27,715 --> 00:42:29,784 with what we're trying to do here. 736 00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:32,053 And I think we should use it. 737 00:42:37,592 --> 00:42:39,694 "The door that wouldn't shut." 738 00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:44,565 (ghostly whistling) 739 00:42:48,036 --> 00:42:51,305 (Electric static noise) 740 00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:56,811 (ominous music) 741 00:42:58,746 --> 00:43:01,883 Hey, can you mute that really quick? 742 00:43:05,253 --> 00:43:07,989 (ominous music) 743 00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:23,571 (door cringing) 744 00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:27,608 (ominous music) 745 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,428 I listen to this podcast, 746 00:43:47,462 --> 00:43:50,098 actually can you record that really quick on your camera? 747 00:43:53,234 --> 00:43:54,702 So, we're rolling. 748 00:43:56,037 --> 00:43:58,873 I have this podcast that I listened to by, 749 00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:01,943 I don't even know. 750 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:07,381 He has this kind of wild unifying theory 751 00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:12,620 of the universe that the aliens actually planted 752 00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:14,789 the building blocks of life on earth 753 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:17,758 as some kind of a science experiment. 754 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,427 And they don't want to contaminate their experiment, 755 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,395 which is why we don't hear from them, 756 00:44:21,429 --> 00:44:23,798 but we will make contact 757 00:44:23,831 --> 00:44:24,899 or they will make contact at some point 758 00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:28,903 once we are socially and politically evolved enough. 759 00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:31,105 So maybe that's now maybe that's us, 760 00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:34,675 and maybe the heat and all these critters 761 00:44:34,709 --> 00:44:36,144 and all of that is just the flora and fauna 762 00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,246 and weather on another planet. 763 00:44:45,086 --> 00:44:47,021 And that's actually a really interesting, 764 00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:50,324 do you mind if I jump in there and just kind of, okay, 765 00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:52,193 I'm just gonna have to get that frame up. 766 00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:56,797 So here's the thing, 767 00:44:56,831 --> 00:44:59,000 I saw online the other day 768 00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:01,736 that basically scientists think 769 00:45:01,769 --> 00:45:05,306 that there are some planets sort of like earth, right? 770 00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:07,141 But the nearest one, 771 00:45:07,175 --> 00:45:08,876 like the nearest one that would have water, 772 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:10,244 the nearest one to have like little critter 773 00:45:10,278 --> 00:45:11,145 like the one we've been hearing, 774 00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:15,783 it would be like 6,000 years away using 775 00:45:15,816 --> 00:45:18,252 the best technology we could possibly come up with. 776 00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:21,022 That being what it is, 777 00:45:22,390 --> 00:45:24,192 how do we explain it being in my attic? 778 00:45:24,225 --> 00:45:27,695 Also, where did you hear this podcast? 779 00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:31,832 Just on a message board somewhere. 780 00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:36,037 Are there message pods for more things 781 00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:38,873 than like anime and finding contract killers and stuff? 782 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:40,074 Just because something sounds 783 00:45:40,107 --> 00:45:42,076 a little bit crazy doesn't mean it's not partially true. 784 00:45:42,109 --> 00:45:45,012 I mean, that's how you find truth. 785 00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:48,082 MK ultra, that was actually mind control. 786 00:45:48,115 --> 00:45:50,218 COINTELPRO that was real, 787 00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:53,421 soft disclosure of UFO's just happened to Congress. 788 00:45:55,356 --> 00:45:57,959 Here we are at the launch status center. 789 00:45:57,992 --> 00:46:01,395 Let's go inside and see if we can find anybody to talk to. 790 00:46:02,531 --> 00:46:06,934 NASA has known about a time travel method 791 00:46:06,968 --> 00:46:08,202 of Albert Einstein. 792 00:46:08,236 --> 00:46:10,404 He said, if you travel at the speed of light, 793 00:46:10,438 --> 00:46:11,973 you can time travel. 794 00:46:14,976 --> 00:46:16,310 Time travel. 795 00:46:16,344 --> 00:46:17,979 Start over. 796 00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,748 (ominous music) 797 00:47:11,899 --> 00:47:13,367 There is no light source. 798 00:47:17,071 --> 00:47:19,807 (ominous music) 799 00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:21,909 Crystal? 800 00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:25,246 You mean the quartz deposits? 801 00:47:25,279 --> 00:47:26,113 [John] Yeah, and how 802 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,081 it can create electricity and focus. 803 00:47:27,114 --> 00:47:31,085 It definitely doesn't create electricity. 804 00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:33,354 Quartz is the most abundant mineral in the world. 805 00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:36,591 If you have them underneath your house you're fine. 806 00:47:37,892 --> 00:47:40,361 (soft humming) 807 00:47:41,596 --> 00:47:44,332 (ominous music) 808 00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,493 [John] In your own words. 809 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:13,528 Just say what happened here? 810 00:48:15,664 --> 00:48:18,600 I think that if one was to express 811 00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:22,537 what you thought happened to you, 812 00:48:22,571 --> 00:48:24,438 it might be seen as trying 813 00:48:24,473 --> 00:48:26,374 to garner some fame and attention. 814 00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:29,578 [John] Wind a minute, you know, these things found us, 815 00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:31,345 we're not doing it for fame or recognition 816 00:48:31,379 --> 00:48:33,047 or anything like that. 817 00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,085 We just saw something profound 818 00:48:39,521 --> 00:48:42,390 and we wanted to share it with the world. 819 00:48:42,423 --> 00:48:46,327 I don't know what the problem with that would be. 820 00:48:47,496 --> 00:48:49,363 I don't want to be rude. 821 00:48:49,397 --> 00:48:51,098 [John] It's okay. It's okay. 822 00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:55,504 Why didn't you play yourselves in the recreations? 823 00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:01,342 (door banging) 824 00:49:05,747 --> 00:49:09,350 Is that exactly where the snake skin was? 825 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:13,087 Yeah. It was a little bit more in a closet, 826 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,188 but I just pulled it a little out for the shot, 827 00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:16,691 just so it would show up more on camera on this side. 828 00:49:16,725 --> 00:49:18,459 Okay. Cool. 829 00:49:18,493 --> 00:49:20,961 Well, I mean your sleep looked great. 830 00:49:20,995 --> 00:49:22,497 You wanna cut? 831 00:49:22,531 --> 00:49:24,298 Yeah. Okay. Awesome. 832 00:49:24,331 --> 00:49:28,269 All right. It's so weird doing all this stuff over again. 833 00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:31,005 It's like you're taking too many edibles 834 00:49:31,038 --> 00:49:31,972 and watch Unsolved Mysteries 835 00:49:32,006 --> 00:49:34,341 and you think you on the recreation sketch. 836 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,077 [John] Nope. 837 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,114 Pod of Orcas, 838 00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:41,215 apex predator of the sea 839 00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:43,552 and obviously an Orca has never attacked 840 00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:45,186 a human in the wild, 841 00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:47,756 but still just out of fucking respect. 842 00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:49,491 I hold out on the spear 843 00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:52,059 and one of them swims over. 844 00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,060 I call him Shamoo. 845 00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:55,664 He swam over and just gently ate 846 00:49:57,131 --> 00:49:58,633 the stingray right off my spear 847 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,267 and then swims away with the pod singing 848 00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:02,471 these beautiful whale songs like just for me. 849 00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:04,438 Hey I keep on having this idea. 850 00:50:04,473 --> 00:50:06,006 Actually do you mind rolling this really quick? 851 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,107 I'm sorry. I just. 852 00:50:07,141 --> 00:50:09,511 Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. 853 00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:13,280 So I think you're right about 854 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,316 the distance thing with the aliens, 855 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,719 I think it's impossible to had any contact, 856 00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,053 it's too far away, 857 00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:21,088 but if the universe is actually 858 00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,158 in 10 dimensions like this Ted talk I listened to, 859 00:50:24,191 --> 00:50:26,561 maybe these gateways to other dimensions 860 00:50:26,595 --> 00:50:28,062 are actually just all around us. 861 00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:30,164 And the gateways are right top of us. 862 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,365 We just can't see them. 863 00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:33,602 So maybe your closet down there, 864 00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:37,204 that's just another gateway to another dimension 865 00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:39,641 that has different temperatures 866 00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,711 and different flora and fauna and our creators, 867 00:50:45,246 --> 00:50:47,181 trying to get us to do something. 868 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:52,754 You like it? 869 00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:59,426 See, that and this, 870 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,630 just a couple of things I'm gonna miss about LA. 871 00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:03,130 I think you're crazy if you are leaving. 872 00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,266 I mean, this is gonna change everything. 873 00:51:09,270 --> 00:51:12,239 The other night I was leaving my shift at work. 874 00:51:12,273 --> 00:51:13,708 I heard a little buzz 875 00:51:13,742 --> 00:51:17,846 and I'm walking home, walking up Sunset. 876 00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,213 There is always people who are getting ready 877 00:51:19,246 --> 00:51:20,815 for some big, dirty crazy night out. 878 00:51:20,849 --> 00:51:22,551 And you kind of feel the energy of it. 879 00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:25,419 And the Santa Ana winds are blowing 880 00:51:25,452 --> 00:51:29,824 and I look over and it's another coyote. 881 00:51:31,158 --> 00:51:34,228 He's looking right through me like I'm a ghost. 882 00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,296 And then he just trots off, 883 00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:38,633 down Sunset Boulevard, that big old coyote smile. 884 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:42,303 And no one talks about like those moments in Los Angeles. 885 00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:43,137 People talk about the traffic. 886 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,506 People talk about everything else, 887 00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:46,240 everything they can complain about, 888 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:49,376 but they never talk about like those magical LA moments. 889 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,081 Yeah. You got to dig deep in the city for it but 890 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,552 Magic is there. 891 00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:59,253 Today I had this fantasy, 892 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,855 I am living in some small town, 893 00:52:00,889 --> 00:52:03,658 like a small town, like in Stephen King stories, 894 00:52:03,692 --> 00:52:04,826 where you can afford rent 895 00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:06,628 and like some big ass Victorian house 896 00:52:06,661 --> 00:52:11,633 and get a dog and go to summer festivals 897 00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:12,767 and eat fresh produce. 898 00:52:12,801 --> 00:52:17,872 And this documentary would be like my retirement fund 899 00:52:17,906 --> 00:52:18,974 for that life. 900 00:52:19,007 --> 00:52:21,442 You know, they chose this location for Hollywood 901 00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:23,110 because of the beautiful light? 902 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:29,283 I am no Hemingway but I feel like we found light literally 903 00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:31,853 and metaphorically just right down in your apartment. 904 00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,489 Maybe you should take that as a sign. 905 00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:36,323 Stick around a little while longer, 906 00:52:36,357 --> 00:52:37,559 finish this documentary. 907 00:52:39,828 --> 00:52:42,429 You'll see another magic coyote. 908 00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:46,467 Maybe I can set you up with someone. 909 00:52:49,303 --> 00:52:50,672 Here we go. 910 00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:51,640 What? 911 00:52:51,673 --> 00:52:54,509 Like I've never been attracted to anyone. 912 00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:58,546 And that is a very hard thing 913 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:02,216 to explain to people that you'd be interested in dating. 914 00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:07,321 (airplane engine roaring) 915 00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:12,661 It's getting a little unsettling. 916 00:53:13,762 --> 00:53:15,930 You don't think that has anything 917 00:53:15,964 --> 00:53:18,566 to do with what we're doing downstairs, 918 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,434 like it's Bermuda triangle shit. 919 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:24,706 No. I get the no attraction thing, 920 00:53:24,739 --> 00:53:27,542 but you know, Lonnie for all of his faults, 921 00:53:27,575 --> 00:53:29,744 for all the reasons it didn't really work out between us, 922 00:53:29,778 --> 00:53:33,815 to me at least he was accepting, 923 00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,984 he wanted to bring kids into this apocalypse, 924 00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:37,752 which is bonkers. 925 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,354 How do you mean? 926 00:53:43,424 --> 00:53:45,426 I was out with this guy one time on one of the apps 927 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:48,730 and we're talking about all the ways 928 00:53:48,763 --> 00:53:50,397 that the world could end. 929 00:53:51,265 --> 00:53:54,301 I mean, we're all gonna die, right? 930 00:53:55,436 --> 00:53:56,905 We're so fixated on not dying, 931 00:53:56,938 --> 00:53:57,839 but it's all gonna happen to us. 932 00:53:57,872 --> 00:53:58,907 So what's the big deal? 933 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,608 I mean what's even the big deal 934 00:54:03,277 --> 00:54:08,282 with like genocides and then the conversation naturally led 935 00:54:09,551 --> 00:54:11,920 to my church and people get all binary 936 00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:14,321 when they hear the word evangelicals. 937 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,791 I mean, people use this phrase to give themselves peace. 938 00:54:16,825 --> 00:54:18,560 "This too shall pass," right? 939 00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:19,828 But you can just say, 940 00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,963 "This to shall end." 941 00:54:21,996 --> 00:54:25,466 It's the same sentiment, the world's ending for sure. Right? 942 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:28,469 So why even worry? 943 00:54:30,839 --> 00:54:32,941 You know, it's kinda like you not wanting 944 00:54:33,842 --> 00:54:34,976 to do it with anyone. 945 00:54:36,778 --> 00:54:38,613 You don't understand it unless it's you. 946 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,919 Alright. Actually I got to get to bed. 947 00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:46,821 Actually the bar is open soon 948 00:54:46,855 --> 00:54:47,522 if you want we can just grab a quick drink. 949 00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:50,592 No, I've got to work tonight. 950 00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:55,530 (ominous music) 951 00:55:00,068 --> 00:55:01,803 [Narrator] That makes them quite literally the angels 952 00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,772 and not just Abrahamic religions, 953 00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:06,708 but very likely the Samaritans and Babylonians. 954 00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:09,043 Well folks tonight, this lone voice in the desert, 955 00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:11,946 will talk to author, Jesse Summoner, about his latest book, 956 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,413 "Inter-dimensional Angels, 957 00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:15,449 Spirituality in an Ultra-Terrestrial 958 00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:16,684 World Multi-Verse." 959 00:55:16,718 --> 00:55:18,052 As well as his lecture series 960 00:55:18,086 --> 00:55:19,187 on the works of John Keel 961 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:22,490 and research in the so-called Arcadian time anomalies, 962 00:55:22,524 --> 00:55:23,691 in the world, San Diego. 963 00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:31,431 Why are you dressed like that? 964 00:55:34,035 --> 00:55:36,336 I don't want to get bit by a black widow. 965 00:55:37,071 --> 00:55:39,040 If this thing, going against the walls. 966 00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:41,576 Bit someone. 967 00:55:41,609 --> 00:55:46,047 We didn't call animal control. I feel really bad. 968 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,048 I thought I'd measure 969 00:55:47,081 --> 00:55:49,984 because building codes have standardized ratios 970 00:55:50,018 --> 00:55:51,786 for a long time. 971 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:54,388 So you can buy third-party stuff from Home Depot. 972 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,659 Your closet threshold has a different ratio 973 00:55:57,692 --> 00:56:00,394 than the rest of the building. 974 00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,964 (ominous music) 975 00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:17,679 (glass shattering) 976 00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:21,381 (ominous music) 977 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:37,732 Holy shit. 978 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,736 (ominous music) 979 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:09,797 (electric static from the device) 980 00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:26,413 (machine whirring indistinctly) 981 00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:39,627 There's this thing called Jerusalem syndrome. 982 00:57:39,661 --> 00:57:40,628 It's when people go to 983 00:57:40,662 --> 00:57:42,897 that city for the first time in the modern day, 984 00:57:42,931 --> 00:57:47,502 they get the sense that their whole life led to that moment. 985 00:57:50,772 --> 00:57:52,607 I think maybe that's what I'm doing. 986 00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:56,077 That's what they speak in Jerusalem? 987 00:57:56,110 --> 00:57:57,145 No, that was Greek. 988 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,581 I had this really cool math teacher, 989 00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:02,583 the one that got me into math. 990 00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:03,551 And she was this hippie 991 00:58:03,584 --> 00:58:05,653 that would do these long units 992 00:58:06,654 --> 00:58:07,889 on interesting mathematicians. 993 00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:10,191 And she did this whole week on Pythagoras. 994 00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:12,827 You know, the triangle guy? 995 00:58:14,295 --> 00:58:15,697 A squared + B squared? 996 00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,067 High school, middle school? 997 00:58:20,969 --> 00:58:24,772 Anyway, he actually had this society, 998 00:58:24,806 --> 00:58:25,773 some people called it a cult, 999 00:58:25,807 --> 00:58:28,242 but it was called the Pythagorean brotherhood. 1000 00:58:28,276 --> 00:58:31,279 And they did everything from a numerology to reincarnation, 1001 00:58:31,312 --> 00:58:34,615 to, you know, ritual summoning magic. 1002 00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:35,783 They worshiped numbers. 1003 00:58:36,918 --> 00:58:39,854 What I'm getting at is I fully recognize 1004 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:41,889 that I might be all Jerusalem syndrome 1005 00:58:41,923 --> 00:58:46,928 in LA right now, but I think maybe that's what this is. 1006 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:51,032 I think it's the Pythagoras. 1007 00:58:51,065 --> 00:58:54,268 Well, why can't be a group like the Freemasons 1008 00:58:54,302 --> 00:58:58,072 or the Moose Lodge or... 1009 00:58:58,106 --> 00:58:58,973 What's that? 1010 00:59:00,108 --> 00:59:02,677 The one that's on discovery channel all the time. 1011 00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,679 It's the Rose Croutons. 1012 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:07,548 The Rose Croutons? 1013 00:59:07,582 --> 00:59:08,516 The Rosicrucian's. 1014 00:59:10,218 --> 00:59:11,185 Yeah. I mean, 1015 00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:13,521 I guess it could be any fraternal organization, 1016 00:59:14,288 --> 00:59:16,657 but when you want to figure this out, right? 1017 00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:23,064 So you're saying the shitty apartment next door 1018 00:59:23,097 --> 00:59:24,932 is a magic Greek temple. 1019 00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:29,637 (ominous music) 1020 00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:39,080 This is just dream logic. 1021 00:59:45,253 --> 00:59:47,255 This isn't a year. 1022 00:59:49,057 --> 00:59:51,325 It is the number of days I spent in a mental institution 1023 00:59:51,359 --> 00:59:52,627 when I was a teenager. 1024 00:59:53,861 --> 00:59:57,865 It's like all of your teenage years, what for? 1025 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,304 You're part of an evangelical Armageddon church. 1026 01:00:03,337 --> 01:00:06,174 And you're judging me for managing my mental health 1027 01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:06,874 at a young age? 1028 01:00:06,908 --> 01:00:09,811 I'm not, I'm sincerely not. 1029 01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:11,112 And is that what you've been acting so weird about today? 1030 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:12,280 My church group? 1031 01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,748 I am acting weird 1032 01:00:13,781 --> 01:00:17,318 because you compared my sexual identity 1033 01:00:17,351 --> 01:00:21,689 to your apocalypse church. 1034 01:00:22,824 --> 01:00:25,359 (ominous music) 1035 01:00:36,104 --> 01:00:40,374 We celebrate Christmas without believing in Santa, right? 1036 01:00:45,847 --> 01:00:46,981 It's like that. 1037 01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,182 It's exactly like that. 1038 01:00:49,417 --> 01:00:51,752 We celebrate and talk about the end 1039 01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:54,889 because it gives us a sense of community, progress... 1040 01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:57,258 (diminishing voice) 1041 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,126 My first thought was, 1042 01:00:58,159 --> 01:00:59,360 "This is my cue to leave." 1043 01:01:01,896 --> 01:01:03,097 Then I'm walking to Griffith park 1044 01:01:03,131 --> 01:01:03,898 and I'm taking umm... 1045 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,436 And I come across this park bench 1046 01:01:08,469 --> 01:01:10,138 that has this plaque on it. 1047 01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:12,240 And on the plaque is William Thomson 1048 01:01:12,273 --> 01:01:16,777 from the tape who turns out was the city planner. 1049 01:01:16,811 --> 01:01:18,179 Good work. 1050 01:01:18,212 --> 01:01:19,881 And I felt like I made a discovery. 1051 01:01:21,149 --> 01:01:22,116 I made a break through. 1052 01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:25,153 (phone ringing) 1053 01:01:25,186 --> 01:01:27,855 (upbeat music) 1054 01:01:44,205 --> 01:01:46,874 (Levi snoring) 1055 01:01:53,114 --> 01:01:55,783 (upbeat music) 1056 01:02:17,138 --> 01:02:19,874 (ominous music) 1057 01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:27,114 (upbeat music) 1058 01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:36,023 (ominous music) 1059 01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:40,828 (crystal falling) 1060 01:02:40,861 --> 01:02:43,397 (electric static) 1061 01:02:43,431 --> 01:02:46,834 (slow ominous humming) 1062 01:02:53,575 --> 01:02:57,178 (gentle pianissimo music) 1063 01:04:00,908 --> 01:04:02,977 You left the windows closed again. 1064 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:06,247 The closet is trying to cook us in our sleep. 1065 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,882 Sorry about that. 1066 01:04:07,915 --> 01:04:10,351 I looked up who owned that website 1067 01:04:10,384 --> 01:04:13,421 and I just found this social media profile left up 1068 01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:15,256 as a Memorial to some dead guy. 1069 01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:18,959 We just sorta run something past you. 1070 01:04:18,993 --> 01:04:23,498 What if that is stop? 1071 01:04:23,532 --> 01:04:24,700 You know, and what if the other night 1072 01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:28,235 when that block of quartz was almost dropped to my head 1073 01:04:28,269 --> 01:04:31,038 what if that was a message that was like, "Hey, stop." 1074 01:04:32,474 --> 01:04:35,544 We're not quite in dangerous uncharted territory yet. 1075 01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,211 I mean, Jesus man, we're in Laurel Canyon. 1076 01:04:37,244 --> 01:04:38,179 Harry Houdini used to live here, 1077 01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:40,448 Jim Morrison used to live here, I don't know. 1078 01:04:40,482 --> 01:04:41,516 Maybe we were just the most recent people 1079 01:04:41,550 --> 01:04:44,385 that tap into its special frequency or something. 1080 01:04:44,418 --> 01:04:45,986 You realized that everyone 1081 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:47,888 you just said had a horrible death. 1082 01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:55,196 (gentle guitar music) 1083 01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:01,570 Did you hear that? 1084 01:05:01,603 --> 01:05:02,470 Yeah. 1085 01:05:04,171 --> 01:05:07,308 (gentle guitar music) 1086 01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:13,214 Hey can you play with it? 1087 01:05:17,586 --> 01:05:19,987 (guitar music) 1088 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:24,125 Yeah. Okay. Keep playing. I'll be right back. 1089 01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:44,579 (brisk guitar music) 1090 01:05:55,624 --> 01:05:58,392 Pythagoras had this thing called the Honey of the Spheres. 1091 01:05:58,426 --> 01:06:00,127 Where he believed that the movement 1092 01:06:00,161 --> 01:06:02,196 of the stars corresponded to musical notes 1093 01:06:02,229 --> 01:06:05,065 and the musical notes will make a symphony. 1094 01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:09,003 So play again, but just really slow because I suck. 1095 01:06:09,036 --> 01:06:10,938 I've only play this thing a few times. 1096 01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:13,374 Alright. 1097 01:06:19,681 --> 01:06:22,684 (soft guitar music) 1098 01:06:28,122 --> 01:06:29,658 All right see. Higher. 1099 01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:33,994 Actually, I think we might be good. 1100 01:06:34,028 --> 01:06:36,997 I think we kinda got the, you know, how it works 1101 01:06:37,031 --> 01:06:39,133 and how this does the whole thing. 1102 01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:41,503 I don't think anyone's gonna buy half a documentary. 1103 01:06:43,805 --> 01:06:45,339 The thing is pretty heavy. 1104 01:06:46,508 --> 01:06:47,609 Hey, I really get it, 1105 01:06:49,443 --> 01:06:50,545 we are on to something. 1106 01:06:52,179 --> 01:06:53,548 Just do it for me please. 1107 01:07:02,156 --> 01:07:03,625 Thank you. Alright. 1108 01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:14,536 (rapid guitar music) 1109 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:21,676 (high pitched electric static) 1110 01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:29,484 Oh, what the fuck. 1111 01:07:31,653 --> 01:07:34,388 (alarm blaring) 1112 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,193 I mean Beethoven was deaf. 1113 01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:40,261 Are your ears still ringing? 1114 01:07:40,294 --> 01:07:43,430 My ears are so fucked they cannot get any worse. 1115 01:07:43,464 --> 01:07:44,398 Are you in a band or something. 1116 01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,800 I wish I was in a band. 1117 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:48,737 I worked the summer at symphony hall in San Antonio 1118 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:50,237 and something about the acoustics there. 1119 01:07:50,271 --> 01:07:52,474 Night after night just battered my ear drums. 1120 01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:53,742 Oh man, I would've quit. 1121 01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:56,143 [Levi] Couldn't quit. It was my job, I had to pay my rent. 1122 01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:57,077 Oh yeah, sorry. 1123 01:07:57,111 --> 01:08:01,148 It was part of another probation program. 1124 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,082 Another one? 1125 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:09,558 I'm not offended. 1126 01:08:09,591 --> 01:08:10,825 I get, this is really entertaining for you, 1127 01:08:10,859 --> 01:08:15,329 but this one involves my sister 1128 01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,531 and out of respect for her, 1129 01:08:16,565 --> 01:08:20,669 I'd rather just not talk about it, especially on camera. 1130 01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,504 [John] Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. 1131 01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:24,806 Yeah. Camera is off. 1132 01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:27,274 So think about every little thing 1133 01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:29,544 that's taking you to this moment so far, 1134 01:08:29,578 --> 01:08:31,613 can't change anything by like a second. 1135 01:08:31,646 --> 01:08:33,213 And we never even meet these things. 1136 01:08:33,247 --> 01:08:35,349 No closet, no symbol. No 1908. 1137 01:08:37,351 --> 01:08:40,622 (traffic light beeping) 1138 01:08:43,658 --> 01:08:44,593 That was amazing. 1139 01:08:44,626 --> 01:08:48,128 Yeah. I mean, what's crazier? 1140 01:08:48,162 --> 01:08:50,164 Believing every single coincidence you ever see 1141 01:08:50,197 --> 01:08:51,465 or just ignoring them all. 1142 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,736 In last week. Yeah. Timing changes everything. 1143 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:01,676 I thought this through, stay with me, 1144 01:09:03,478 --> 01:09:05,379 you and me, our whole lives. 1145 01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:09,484 We've seen all of these movies and TV shows and video games 1146 01:09:09,517 --> 01:09:12,921 that are basically about simulations, right. 1147 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,022 And right now, 1148 01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:18,493 me and you are making a film referencing simulations. 1149 01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:20,260 Isn't this all totally stuff 1150 01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:23,364 that you would program into your own simulation? 1151 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:26,333 So there were these neuroscientists on it 1152 01:09:26,367 --> 01:09:28,302 that were saying that unconscious minds 1153 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,571 have their own agendas. 1154 01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:34,776 Maybe the entities are controlling our unconscious minds 1155 01:09:35,275 --> 01:09:35,910 in order to get us to do something 1156 01:09:35,944 --> 01:09:37,946 like that signaling contact, 1157 01:09:37,979 --> 01:09:40,280 but the receivers are our limbic systems. 1158 01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:43,785 And then someday someone's gonna watch this finished film. 1159 01:09:43,818 --> 01:09:46,220 I'll be watching from their simulations 1160 01:09:46,253 --> 01:09:49,323 and all of their simulations will collide 1161 01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:50,925 with this simulation right here. 1162 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:53,628 I'd say, I just can't figure out 1163 01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:55,563 what that has to do with the Pythagorean, 1164 01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,832 but I think it's really cool. 1165 01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:02,403 All right. What you're saying makes perfect sense, but... 1166 01:10:02,436 --> 01:10:03,303 What is? 1167 01:10:04,572 --> 01:10:06,941 Cats, there are these parasites 1168 01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:08,208 that you can get from cats 1169 01:10:08,242 --> 01:10:09,944 that actually mind control humans. 1170 01:10:09,978 --> 01:10:12,480 That's totally real. You can look it up. 1171 01:10:12,514 --> 01:10:13,848 There's cats all around our buildings 1172 01:10:13,882 --> 01:10:16,383 so we can totally have these parasites. 1173 01:10:16,417 --> 01:10:19,319 They might be using these parasites to control us. 1174 01:10:19,353 --> 01:10:22,389 Schizophrenia increased around the turn of the century, 1175 01:10:22,423 --> 01:10:24,826 which is right around the cat ownership became common. 1176 01:10:24,859 --> 01:10:26,260 I've actually got to get to work. 1177 01:10:26,293 --> 01:10:27,696 We should wrap this up. 1178 01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:28,395 I mean, we haven't even checked 1179 01:10:28,429 --> 01:10:29,229 like a third of the grave site. 1180 01:10:29,263 --> 01:10:30,165 Well, I can't call in sick again 1181 01:10:30,197 --> 01:10:32,366 chasing down apparently my shitty theory. 1182 01:10:33,601 --> 01:10:36,336 (ominous music) 1183 01:10:39,474 --> 01:10:40,508 Yeah. I don't know how you knew 1184 01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,614 that that was my phone number. 1185 01:10:46,648 --> 01:10:48,850 That's a pretty well coincidence. 1186 01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:49,751 [John] It's nearly impossible. 1187 01:10:49,784 --> 01:10:51,653 I mean, statistically it's impossible 1188 01:10:51,686 --> 01:10:53,021 that coincidences don't happen. 1189 01:10:53,054 --> 01:10:54,489 [John] You were compelled to bring 1190 01:10:54,522 --> 01:10:56,691 in Dr. Rita Miller, right? 1191 01:10:56,725 --> 01:10:59,393 A chemistry PhD from UCLA. 1192 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,360 And what was the point at which you thought, 1193 01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:02,831 "All right, time to bring in the big guns?" 1194 01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:07,936 I suspected that there may be some impaired thinking, 1195 01:11:07,969 --> 01:11:11,639 which is a side effect of chromium and lead. 1196 01:11:11,673 --> 01:11:13,608 So I referred what I found 1197 01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,376 to a chemist that I knew in undergrad, 1198 01:11:16,410 --> 01:11:19,914 Rita, also her PhD is in music history, 1199 01:11:19,948 --> 01:11:21,415 It's not in chemistry. 1200 01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,585 I think I would be most natural. 1201 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,621 It was like, I was doing something else, 1202 01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,622 and then you just walked up and you're like, 1203 01:11:27,655 --> 01:11:29,557 "Hey, you guys do this like documentary thing." 1204 01:11:29,591 --> 01:11:31,391 And then you just do it that way. 1205 01:11:31,425 --> 01:11:34,428 And then we get to the chemist to drop off soil sample. 1206 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,363 She wants to sign an NDA, 1207 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:40,334 but it does turn out that her wife went 1208 01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,836 to high school with John's sister. 1209 01:11:41,870 --> 01:11:43,772 [John] Hang on, it's messing up the audio. 1210 01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:47,475 We get to the chemist to drop off the soil sample 1211 01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:49,677 and she will not sign an NDA. 1212 01:11:49,711 --> 01:11:51,713 Hang on you just look like your picking up lenses... 1213 01:11:51,746 --> 01:11:53,014 She will not sign an NDA. 1214 01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,448 No, you look like you're putting up lenses 1215 01:11:54,482 --> 01:11:55,617 and put them down, stop. 1216 01:11:57,719 --> 01:11:59,554 And she will not sign an NDA, 1217 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:04,492 but it turns out that high school had the same name 1218 01:12:04,526 --> 01:12:07,529 as the street that John found the first symbol. 1219 01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:10,999 And the phenomenon just dried up. Just stopped. 1220 01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:16,370 [John] Can we just do that last little bit, 1221 01:12:16,403 --> 01:12:17,872 but just kind of like dark and mysterious 1222 01:12:17,906 --> 01:12:20,041 so that you can imagine the music 1223 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:22,110 and bite the apple with finality theme 1224 01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,511 so we can cut out on it. 1225 01:12:24,813 --> 01:12:25,880 Finality. Yeah. Got it. 1226 01:12:25,914 --> 01:12:29,117 And then the phenomenon just dried up. Just stopped. 1227 01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:31,052 [John] Wait, can we do it without the glasses? 1228 01:12:33,387 --> 01:12:35,990 (static humming) 1229 01:12:42,897 --> 01:12:44,799 Hey, you look cool. 1230 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,635 You are a real smoker. Good at it. 1231 01:12:51,472 --> 01:12:54,475 (camera shuttering) 1232 01:12:55,476 --> 01:12:59,346 (radio speaking indistinctly) 1233 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:05,486 I'm a little lighter, which I have mixed feelings about, 1234 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:10,024 but maybe a little phenomenon kicking in. 1235 01:13:10,058 --> 01:13:13,427 (radio speaking indistinctly) 1236 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,394 I admit it. 1237 01:13:16,531 --> 01:13:19,067 (static noises) 1238 01:13:24,072 --> 01:13:27,542 The radio station is 1908. 1239 01:13:30,712 --> 01:13:32,914 Radios like that don't go that high, do they? 1240 01:13:32,947 --> 01:13:34,482 No, they don't. 1241 01:13:35,717 --> 01:13:36,551 (static noises) 1242 01:13:36,584 --> 01:13:37,986 Can you record this. 1243 01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:42,190 (static noises from radio) 1244 01:13:42,223 --> 01:13:44,158 Okay. Just get focus. 1245 01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:48,529 You are getting it? 1246 01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:50,031 [Radio] Of this apocalypse was... 1247 01:13:50,064 --> 01:13:52,066 Did you roll any of that? 1248 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,735 I'm rolling now, 1249 01:13:53,768 --> 01:13:57,605 but I'm not really sure what I'm rolling on, 1250 01:13:57,639 --> 01:14:00,174 but the good news is 1251 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:03,845 that any time this stuff happens once it happens twice 1252 01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:06,547 and camera's ready 1253 01:14:06,581 --> 01:14:08,716 and we'll just wait for it to happen again. 1254 01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:16,824 And what if it doesn't? 1255 01:14:16,858 --> 01:14:19,594 (ominous music) 1256 01:14:20,929 --> 01:14:25,700 All right. So it's been a few weeks since any weird stuff 1257 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:29,170 so I am thinking, it's time for me 1258 01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:30,138 to finally get out of the city. 1259 01:14:30,171 --> 01:14:34,475 I just got to tell John, which is awkward. 1260 01:14:40,148 --> 01:14:42,617 (phone ringing) 1261 01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:44,552 [John] Hey, I know I'm supposed 1262 01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:45,219 to legally ask you for consent to record, 1263 01:14:45,253 --> 01:14:46,154 but this is really, 1264 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:52,193 It's kinda huge, so just know it's recording. Cool? 1265 01:14:53,761 --> 01:14:54,862 Yeah. Right. 1266 01:14:54,896 --> 01:14:58,633 Hey man, this is hard to say, but I'm leaving. I gotta 1267 01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:01,669 be totally up by the first or they take my security deposit 1268 01:15:01,703 --> 01:15:02,370 (John interrupting) 1269 01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:04,172 So last night I'm downstairs 1270 01:15:04,205 --> 01:15:09,544 and just helping Lonnie through a vulnerable moment 1271 01:15:09,577 --> 01:15:10,244 he was having. 1272 01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:12,847 Is that enough? 1273 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:16,250 Yeah. 1274 01:15:18,987 --> 01:15:21,723 And I look at the apartment next door 1275 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:25,560 and here it was, I found it. 1276 01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:28,663 The floating doorway 1277 01:15:28,696 --> 01:15:30,031 and the door was just wide open. 1278 01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:31,299 So I walk in... 1279 01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:33,801 (lock shattering) 1280 01:15:33,835 --> 01:15:35,303 And inside there's just a whole bunch 1281 01:15:35,336 --> 01:15:37,538 of these strays Sphinx cats, 1282 01:15:39,574 --> 01:15:41,876 And there was this... 1283 01:15:45,013 --> 01:15:46,314 [Levi] What? 1284 01:15:46,347 --> 01:15:49,083 (ominous music) 1285 01:15:54,022 --> 01:15:58,893 So if they made that person over there, OD, 1286 01:16:01,162 --> 01:16:03,331 then that's like a sacrifice. 1287 01:16:03,364 --> 01:16:04,699 And it was a sacrifice. 1288 01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:07,168 That means this whole thing is a ritual. 1289 01:16:08,069 --> 01:16:10,838 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1290 01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:11,839 I guess everything started right 1291 01:16:11,873 --> 01:16:14,609 when she OD, so that's a really good theory. 1292 01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:19,914 Wait, didn't you say it was 1293 01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:22,784 a guy walking his dog, the junkie? 1294 01:16:22,817 --> 01:16:23,885 You ever have a dream 1295 01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:26,821 that you suspect is actually just a buried memory? 1296 01:16:28,122 --> 01:16:30,658 I hope not, my dreams are terrifying. 1297 01:16:30,691 --> 01:16:33,628 (people yelling) 1298 01:16:33,661 --> 01:16:35,797 I keep on having this recurring dream 1299 01:16:35,830 --> 01:16:38,199 that I think might have actually happened to me, 1300 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:42,270 where I'm a kid and I'm watching TV. 1301 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:47,608 There's a symbol in Budapest 1302 01:16:49,077 --> 01:16:52,814 in Middle East, in somewhere I don't recognize. 1303 01:16:52,847 --> 01:16:55,850 But then I think maybe it's just my brain being manipulated 1304 01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:58,352 by this place telling me to figure it out. 1305 01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:01,722 (closet door creaking) 1306 01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:02,723 What's with your closet? 1307 01:17:02,757 --> 01:17:06,060 What's this building? What's your apartment? 1308 01:17:06,094 --> 01:17:08,696 I mean, jeez, something about this city, 1309 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:11,232 maybe like some kind of a receiver, 1310 01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:13,634 transmitted something like a satellite dish. 1311 01:17:23,845 --> 01:17:27,115 (Knock on the door) 1312 01:17:33,321 --> 01:17:36,057 (ominous music) 1313 01:17:46,968 --> 01:17:47,835 Check it out. 1314 01:17:54,242 --> 01:17:59,247 Yeah. Okay. This city was designed according to this tablet. 1315 01:18:00,014 --> 01:18:02,150 Yeah. See these neighborhoods 1316 01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:06,020 and these parks are all on the same grid like configuration. 1317 01:18:06,053 --> 01:18:07,121 I mean, I guess in 1908, 1318 01:18:07,155 --> 01:18:10,224 when about when all of those would have been put up. 1319 01:18:10,258 --> 01:18:12,059 Fred Thompson would have been supervising 1320 01:18:12,093 --> 01:18:13,928 the planning on that, so... 1321 01:18:15,897 --> 01:18:19,767 I just checked Quora and there is no succulent, 1322 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:23,404 no cactus, not anything like that, that grows fruit. 1323 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,006 That looks like that. 1324 01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:31,312 (ominous music) 1325 01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:49,697 I'm gonna try to eat it. 1326 01:18:52,767 --> 01:18:54,402 Actually pause for a second. 1327 01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:56,804 This dishwasher at work, he ate this cactus. 1328 01:18:56,837 --> 01:18:59,474 He thought was peyote and he got this mouth infection 1329 01:18:59,508 --> 01:19:01,142 and they had to remove his jaw. 1330 01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:04,245 I might be one of the first people 1331 01:19:04,278 --> 01:19:07,048 in the universe to taste an inter-dimensional fruit. 1332 01:19:07,949 --> 01:19:11,852 If I died doing that, I'm fine with that. 1333 01:19:13,087 --> 01:19:15,823 (ominous music) 1334 01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:26,901 Is that morse code? 1335 01:19:27,902 --> 01:19:31,038 (banging on the door) 1336 01:19:46,354 --> 01:19:49,357 (suspenseful music) 1337 01:20:01,936 --> 01:20:03,337 Oh my God. 1338 01:20:03,371 --> 01:20:04,238 What? 1339 01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:08,943 It's a book. 1340 01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:13,080 Someone left us a book? 1341 01:20:17,118 --> 01:20:20,555 The delivery guy left us a book 1342 01:20:20,589 --> 01:20:23,391 because I bought a book about the neighborhood on Amazon. 1343 01:20:23,424 --> 01:20:25,926 Fucking asshole, I almost stabbed a mailman. 1344 01:20:27,496 --> 01:20:29,930 I found the original survey of this land parcel. 1345 01:20:29,964 --> 01:20:32,466 And yes, indeed the original city planners 1346 01:20:32,501 --> 01:20:34,168 did use this shape in order 1347 01:20:34,201 --> 01:20:36,505 to define the real estate borders. 1348 01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:40,609 Brief glimpse at the history of this patch of dirt, 1349 01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:43,144 tells us precisely why they might've done that. 1350 01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:45,614 Did you know that Aldous Huxley once 1351 01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:48,115 had a Mescalin experience that was mystical 1352 01:20:48,149 --> 01:20:51,285 and changed his entire life, just over the hill. 1353 01:20:51,319 --> 01:20:54,255 Jack Parsons of the jet propulsion laboratory 1354 01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:55,990 and sex magic fame, 1355 01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:58,893 for a very brief time rented one of these apartments. 1356 01:20:58,926 --> 01:21:01,128 And also if one were to examine the soil, 1357 01:21:01,162 --> 01:21:03,964 he'd find evidence of a meteorite strike. 1358 01:21:03,998 --> 01:21:06,400 Might be natural to ask what exactly 1359 01:21:06,434 --> 01:21:09,403 were the early Pythagorean city planners doing here. 1360 01:21:10,639 --> 01:21:12,541 Well, it's the same thing as us, 1361 01:21:13,608 --> 01:21:15,009 researching the gateway. 1362 01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,547 Gateway or science, 1363 01:21:20,649 --> 01:21:21,550 meets magic. 1364 01:21:24,285 --> 01:21:26,454 (ominous music) 1365 01:21:26,488 --> 01:21:27,321 How's that? 1366 01:21:27,355 --> 01:21:28,557 That was great. 1367 01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:30,224 I really liked the accent. 1368 01:21:31,926 --> 01:21:32,893 Was I doing an accent? 1369 01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:35,196 No it sounds like a Hobbit. It was awesome. 1370 01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:37,632 Should we retake it? 1371 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:38,600 No, we're great, 1372 01:21:40,234 --> 01:21:43,270 but wait, there's an extra little piece at the end, right? 1373 01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:45,674 The part about if we're for, 1374 01:21:45,707 --> 01:21:47,908 I don't think we're gonna use it. 1375 01:21:47,942 --> 01:21:49,009 And even if we were wrong about everything else, 1376 01:21:49,043 --> 01:21:54,215 it has always been here, here in this patch of dirt. 1377 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,386 Actually, by the way I was thinking about it. 1378 01:21:58,419 --> 01:22:00,489 That should be the title, "Something in the Dirt", 1379 01:22:00,522 --> 01:22:02,056 not "Something in the Light". 1380 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,361 You hear that? 1381 01:22:07,395 --> 01:22:10,464 (morse code beeping) 1382 01:22:17,371 --> 01:22:18,372 That's morse code. 1383 01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:24,011 (morse code beeping) 1384 01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:31,586 How'd you know which one was langitude 1385 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,120 and which one was lotitude. 1386 01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:35,256 Latitude and longitude, and I didn't. 1387 01:22:36,257 --> 01:22:37,492 If you swap those two coordinates, 1388 01:22:37,526 --> 01:22:39,293 you end up at Point Nemo, 1389 01:22:39,326 --> 01:22:40,629 the most isolated place on earth 1390 01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:42,597 in the middle of the Pacific ocean. 1391 01:22:42,631 --> 01:22:44,265 So the place in the middle of the Pacific 1392 01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:45,399 is gonna be plan B 1393 01:22:45,433 --> 01:22:46,735 and the place that's right near us 1394 01:22:46,768 --> 01:22:48,503 in the desert is gonna be plan A. 1395 01:22:49,538 --> 01:22:50,404 What's this? 1396 01:22:52,006 --> 01:22:53,007 I thought you said you had this book 1397 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,074 since you were a teenager. 1398 01:22:56,711 --> 01:23:00,649 I did. I just got it reprinted when we needed it, 1399 01:23:00,682 --> 01:23:02,551 because it was kind of falling apart. 1400 01:23:06,488 --> 01:23:07,388 Really? 1401 01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,357 Yeah. Stop being paranoid. It's weird. 1402 01:23:11,358 --> 01:23:14,094 (ominous music) 1403 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:33,708 (static noise) 1404 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,295 (ominous music) 1405 01:25:20,689 --> 01:25:23,825 (shrill static noise) 1406 01:25:49,284 --> 01:25:52,420 I was wondering if maybe that's sacrifice next door. 1407 01:25:52,454 --> 01:25:53,288 Maybe that's the quartz 1408 01:25:53,321 --> 01:25:55,323 and the building is foundation needs. 1409 01:25:57,225 --> 01:26:02,197 Blood, like life energy in order to carry the signals 1410 01:26:02,230 --> 01:26:04,533 that communicate with the mind parasites. 1411 01:26:04,567 --> 01:26:07,335 I know sounds kind of nuts, but I'm just riffing here. 1412 01:26:08,838 --> 01:26:10,539 You want to get back on the road. 1413 01:26:10,573 --> 01:26:13,643 Yeah. This is the same zip code 1414 01:26:13,676 --> 01:26:15,845 as the beach I spear fish at, 1415 01:26:15,878 --> 01:26:20,850 and that is the beach which I spear fish at. 1416 01:26:24,219 --> 01:26:25,788 I don't know it kind of looks like 1417 01:26:25,821 --> 01:26:27,490 It could be a beach anywhere though, right? 1418 01:26:33,629 --> 01:26:34,864 It really looks like it. 1419 01:26:36,565 --> 01:26:37,900 I am just trying to make sure that we stay on track 1420 01:26:37,933 --> 01:26:39,401 so we get the right answer. 1421 01:26:40,301 --> 01:26:43,539 "Speed is fine, but accuracy is final." 1422 01:26:45,908 --> 01:26:46,942 Wyatt Earp said that. 1423 01:26:56,018 --> 01:26:58,854 Okay. Hi, I'm Michael. 1424 01:26:58,888 --> 01:27:00,388 I was brought in later in 1425 01:27:00,422 --> 01:27:03,224 the whole process of the documentary 1426 01:27:03,258 --> 01:27:04,593 because the edit was getting. 1427 01:27:05,594 --> 01:27:07,228 Basically John empowered me 1428 01:27:07,262 --> 01:27:08,731 to give my point of view. 1429 01:27:08,764 --> 01:27:10,766 You know, the one that he couldn't see, 1430 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:11,767 keep it objective. 1431 01:27:13,836 --> 01:27:16,304 At first I thought if we all trusted each other 1432 01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:18,607 and the checks cleared 1433 01:27:20,042 --> 01:27:22,511 and that's when John was in control 1434 01:27:22,545 --> 01:27:24,480 and it was what it was. 1435 01:27:26,849 --> 01:27:28,884 But then after the radiation incident. 1436 01:27:30,351 --> 01:27:32,822 (static noise) 1437 01:27:36,058 --> 01:27:39,260 (suspenseful music) 1438 01:27:40,395 --> 01:27:42,932 (ominous music) 1439 01:28:40,022 --> 01:28:41,824 All right. First things first, 1440 01:28:41,857 --> 01:28:42,925 I need you to stay calm 1441 01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:45,895 because I have this completely under control, okay? 1442 01:28:45,928 --> 01:28:47,163 What's up John? 1443 01:28:47,196 --> 01:28:49,799 The electromagnetic spectrum does not end in visible light 1444 01:28:49,832 --> 01:28:53,068 and infrared, there's also the UV part of the spectrum. 1445 01:28:53,102 --> 01:28:54,036 And I have a sunburn 1446 01:28:54,069 --> 01:28:56,539 that was caused by ultraviolet rays, look. 1447 01:28:59,775 --> 01:29:00,943 That could be x-ray radiation. 1448 01:29:00,976 --> 01:29:03,012 We might've been walking around in gamma rays for months. 1449 01:29:03,045 --> 01:29:04,079 It mutated that plant, 1450 01:29:04,113 --> 01:29:06,048 who knows what it's doing to our DNA. 1451 01:29:06,081 --> 01:29:07,783 We might not even be human anymore. 1452 01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:11,654 (Levi mumbling) 1453 01:29:11,687 --> 01:29:14,455 Now have constructed this radiation suit 1454 01:29:14,490 --> 01:29:15,791 because we can't let building management 1455 01:29:15,825 --> 01:29:17,425 sending the EMF inspector 1456 01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:19,562 and I closed all the windows just to be safe. 1457 01:29:19,595 --> 01:29:22,498 So, give it a look. 1458 01:29:25,968 --> 01:29:29,638 (radiation suite rustling) 1459 01:30:28,063 --> 01:30:30,799 (ominous music) 1460 01:30:37,006 --> 01:30:37,873 It cooked the plant. 1461 01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,075 What's with the skull? 1462 01:30:41,243 --> 01:30:44,113 So I downloaded geocache app 1463 01:30:44,146 --> 01:30:47,549 and I put in the zip code from the redacted manuscript 1464 01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:51,520 and coordinates came up for the beach that I Spearfish at. 1465 01:30:51,553 --> 01:30:55,624 And I swam down in the reef and I found that guy. 1466 01:30:57,126 --> 01:30:57,993 You did that? 1467 01:31:02,898 --> 01:31:04,566 Well, you know, you're not supposed 1468 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:05,634 to keep geocaches catches, right? 1469 01:31:05,668 --> 01:31:06,969 I know, I just figured since 1470 01:31:07,002 --> 01:31:09,672 it was probably relevant to what we're doing, but... 1471 01:31:12,574 --> 01:31:13,441 (Levi chuckling) 1472 01:31:13,475 --> 01:31:16,545 Wait, you keep geocaches all the time. 1473 01:31:16,578 --> 01:31:18,180 How is a fake scull relevant. 1474 01:31:24,019 --> 01:31:26,722 How do you know it's a fake skull? 1475 01:31:27,923 --> 01:31:30,159 You cooked the fucking hard drives. 1476 01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:32,227 We both cooked the fucking hard drives. 1477 01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:35,064 You are the video... 1478 01:31:35,097 --> 01:31:39,168 (both arguing indistinctly) 1479 01:31:39,201 --> 01:31:41,203 You are the fucking video organizer. 1480 01:31:41,236 --> 01:31:43,539 And I told you a million fucking times, 1481 01:31:43,572 --> 01:31:44,740 to open the windows. 1482 01:31:45,774 --> 01:31:46,709 Was I supposed to do man? 1483 01:31:46,742 --> 01:31:48,210 Just let radiation billow out 1484 01:31:48,243 --> 01:31:50,679 all over Laurel Canyon like Chernobyl. 1485 01:31:50,713 --> 01:31:51,914 There is no radiation. 1486 01:31:51,947 --> 01:31:53,649 And you left the hard drives next 1487 01:31:53,682 --> 01:31:56,085 to the hottest place in the whole fucking apartment. 1488 01:31:56,118 --> 01:32:00,089 They're not all cooked. We'll just recreate something. 1489 01:32:00,122 --> 01:32:04,193 (speaking in a foreign language) 1490 01:32:40,763 --> 01:32:42,097 As soon as I talked to him, 1491 01:32:42,131 --> 01:32:44,099 he said, okay, this is all real. 1492 01:32:44,133 --> 01:32:46,168 What I need you to redo, 1493 01:32:46,201 --> 01:32:47,036 and whatever the fuck that means, 1494 01:32:47,069 --> 01:32:49,638 and what really sucks was that Stefania 1495 01:32:49,671 --> 01:32:52,274 was like this we are not going to give them the footage. 1496 01:32:52,307 --> 01:32:53,942 Until we get paid. 1497 01:32:53,976 --> 01:32:56,578 I'd personally hold onto that footage 1498 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:59,048 until they get paid and we got fired. 1499 01:32:59,081 --> 01:33:02,951 And now we're on what would be the sixth editor, seven? 1500 01:33:02,985 --> 01:33:03,852 How many is it? 1501 01:33:05,187 --> 01:33:07,990 (door unlocking) 1502 01:33:13,829 --> 01:33:15,664 I thought you're working tonight. 1503 01:33:15,697 --> 01:33:18,033 My carbon monoxide detector went off 1504 01:33:18,067 --> 01:33:19,368 and I'm gonna have someone take a look 1505 01:33:19,401 --> 01:33:20,335 at it tomorrow morning, 1506 01:33:20,369 --> 01:33:22,171 but in the meantime, it's for my own safety, 1507 01:33:22,204 --> 01:33:24,740 I'm gonna stay on up here tonight. 1508 01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:26,875 Actually, I'm not working tonight 1509 01:33:26,909 --> 01:33:28,644 and I kinda need my spot. 1510 01:33:32,748 --> 01:33:35,317 I mean, maybe I could just stay in the bedroom. 1511 01:33:35,350 --> 01:33:36,985 If you're gonna stay out here. 1512 01:33:39,354 --> 01:33:43,158 (radio humming indistinctly) 1513 01:33:57,072 --> 01:34:00,008 (ceremonial music) 1514 01:34:40,249 --> 01:34:41,884 Welcome back. 1515 01:34:41,917 --> 01:34:45,254 (rapid ceremonial music) 1516 01:34:48,190 --> 01:34:52,127 (diminishing ceremonial music) 1517 01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,335 Is it the biggest fluctuation yet. 1518 01:35:02,938 --> 01:35:05,807 (ground rumbling) 1519 01:35:12,948 --> 01:35:18,020 I'm telling you, man, this can be really dangerous. 1520 01:35:18,053 --> 01:35:18,820 This structure could be... 1521 01:35:18,854 --> 01:35:20,856 Every building in LA since 1978 1522 01:35:20,889 --> 01:35:22,424 has been retrofitted for earthquakes. 1523 01:35:22,457 --> 01:35:25,761 Come on, they are back, come on. 1524 01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:43,946 Thought it would be a kind of a big night 1525 01:35:43,979 --> 01:35:46,048 at the bar, right? New Year's? 1526 01:35:47,049 --> 01:35:47,916 I got fired. 1527 01:35:48,917 --> 01:35:49,851 Really? 1528 01:35:49,885 --> 01:35:51,954 Yeah. And if we're gonna keep taking beers, 1529 01:35:51,987 --> 01:35:53,822 will you please replenish them like I asked 1530 01:35:53,855 --> 01:35:55,090 to replenish fucking times. 1531 01:35:55,123 --> 01:35:55,791 I'm sure you're gonna find 1532 01:35:55,824 --> 01:35:57,459 another bartending gig, right? 1533 01:35:57,493 --> 01:35:58,894 I liked my job and bartending jobs 1534 01:35:58,927 --> 01:36:01,063 are insanely hard to find in Los Angeles. 1535 01:36:03,198 --> 01:36:04,866 I'm leaving anyways. Fuck it. 1536 01:36:08,437 --> 01:36:10,005 Wait, you're still gonna go. 1537 01:36:12,241 --> 01:36:14,409 Thread just picked up, you're just gonna go? 1538 01:36:16,345 --> 01:36:17,913 I don't have a thread. 1539 01:36:17,946 --> 01:36:20,782 You have a thread and hoax skeletons 1540 01:36:20,816 --> 01:36:22,884 and non-existent radiation aren't part of it. 1541 01:36:22,918 --> 01:36:24,253 This new stuff doesn't add up. 1542 01:36:25,555 --> 01:36:27,189 Better explanations will be 1543 01:36:27,222 --> 01:36:29,124 that you got fucking brain damage from reduced gravity. 1544 01:36:29,157 --> 01:36:31,960 Do you think that maybe you blame random shit on gravity, 1545 01:36:31,994 --> 01:36:33,128 because you don't want to bother to figure out 1546 01:36:33,161 --> 01:36:34,296 what's really going on? 1547 01:36:40,335 --> 01:36:41,169 Why do you do that? 1548 01:36:41,203 --> 01:36:42,137 Do what Levi? 1549 01:36:44,373 --> 01:36:48,343 Somehow everything everyone else says as absurd, 1550 01:36:48,377 --> 01:36:49,244 but fucking... 1551 01:36:52,247 --> 01:36:54,983 (ominous music) 1552 01:36:57,452 --> 01:37:01,056 (rapid suspenseful music) 1553 01:37:05,927 --> 01:37:08,130 Roll the security camera. 1554 01:37:13,001 --> 01:37:14,069 It's glitching again it's frozen. 1555 01:37:14,102 --> 01:37:15,070 You got to restart it in 1556 01:37:15,103 --> 01:37:15,971 the playback part of the app. 1557 01:37:16,004 --> 01:37:16,872 No shit. 1558 01:37:32,954 --> 01:37:33,822 What's this? 1559 01:37:35,957 --> 01:37:38,360 Came in and it looked like your bag had exploded. 1560 01:37:38,393 --> 01:37:39,629 So I cleaned up your mess. 1561 01:37:39,662 --> 01:37:42,364 Weird because it looks like you're going through my shit. 1562 01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:46,368 Yeah. I accidentally saw some legal documents 1563 01:37:46,401 --> 01:37:48,403 and sure I suppose that you're not 1564 01:37:48,437 --> 01:37:50,506 what most people would think of as a real sex offender. 1565 01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:53,008 But what you are is a person 1566 01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:56,546 who helped his sister rob construction sites. 1567 01:37:58,046 --> 01:37:59,014 And I'm pretty sure your license 1568 01:37:59,047 --> 01:38:01,450 is suspended for some unpaid parking tickets. 1569 01:38:06,556 --> 01:38:10,192 All right, here's what happened. 1570 01:38:12,528 --> 01:38:14,630 I was helping her get back something 1571 01:38:14,664 --> 01:38:16,666 that she said was hers. 1572 01:38:16,699 --> 01:38:19,468 And that was probably a really stupid thing to do. 1573 01:38:20,536 --> 01:38:23,071 But I did it because I felt guilty 1574 01:38:23,105 --> 01:38:25,240 about giving her her first bump. 1575 01:38:27,643 --> 01:38:30,680 And I have no idea why I'm explaining 1576 01:38:30,713 --> 01:38:32,615 this to an asshole extremist 1577 01:38:32,648 --> 01:38:34,617 who lives off of with his ex-husband. 1578 01:38:34,650 --> 01:38:36,084 You know what it makes a whole lot of sense 1579 01:38:36,118 --> 01:38:38,220 that you turned your sister into a junkie. 1580 01:38:40,055 --> 01:38:40,989 Did that kill her? 1581 01:38:42,290 --> 01:38:45,293 (suspenseful music) 1582 01:38:51,199 --> 01:38:52,668 Yeah. Go ahead and record this. 1583 01:38:54,269 --> 01:38:57,005 (ominous music) 1584 01:39:03,278 --> 01:39:05,515 You know why I think you're leaving? 1585 01:39:05,548 --> 01:39:07,583 It's because you are allergic to success. 1586 01:39:08,984 --> 01:39:09,951 You're a fuck up. 1587 01:39:11,487 --> 01:39:14,256 And you wear it like some kind of a badge of honor 1588 01:39:14,289 --> 01:39:15,223 and you dress like a child 1589 01:39:15,257 --> 01:39:17,527 so that nobody ever expects anything of you. 1590 01:39:18,628 --> 01:39:19,529 To be really honest. 1591 01:39:19,562 --> 01:39:21,963 I think if we actually found some success 1592 01:39:21,997 --> 01:39:24,099 in this thing we're trying to do, 1593 01:39:24,132 --> 01:39:25,668 you'd find a way to fuck that up. 1594 01:39:25,701 --> 01:39:28,403 What have you had the success at? 1595 01:39:28,437 --> 01:39:32,040 Actually don't tell me, I don't give a shit. 1596 01:39:32,073 --> 01:39:33,476 I'm just fascinated that in addition 1597 01:39:33,509 --> 01:39:35,545 to being an unemployed arrogant, fascist, 1598 01:39:35,578 --> 01:39:37,979 you're also a compulsive liar. 1599 01:39:38,013 --> 01:39:38,947 Actually I've made more money 1600 01:39:38,980 --> 01:39:40,616 than you've ever seen in your entire life. 1601 01:39:40,650 --> 01:39:42,417 John you're a scooter wrangler. 1602 01:39:42,451 --> 01:39:44,487 And you are the oldest bartender in LA, 1603 01:39:45,454 --> 01:39:46,756 I bet your parents are really proud of that. 1604 01:39:46,789 --> 01:39:49,357 Wait, what did you do with all that money? 1605 01:39:49,391 --> 01:39:50,258 I donated it. 1606 01:39:50,292 --> 01:39:51,259 To who? To what? 1607 01:39:51,293 --> 01:39:52,360 To my church. 1608 01:39:58,433 --> 01:39:59,735 You're right, I'm a fuck up, 1609 01:39:59,769 --> 01:40:04,272 but at least I'm not a gullible fraud. 1610 01:40:04,306 --> 01:40:06,709 I mean, you put away the courts collection 1611 01:40:06,742 --> 01:40:09,344 and the snake skins before I come over at least 1612 01:40:09,377 --> 01:40:13,549 and hide the receipts for the shit you fabricated. 1613 01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:16,318 (ominous music) 1614 01:40:18,621 --> 01:40:19,387 You know I think I just realized 1615 01:40:19,421 --> 01:40:21,189 that I'm glad that you're leaving 1616 01:40:22,190 --> 01:40:24,459 because the only reason I'm doing this with you 1617 01:40:24,494 --> 01:40:26,294 is because you just happened to pay rent 1618 01:40:26,328 --> 01:40:28,531 on this stupid place by coincidence. 1619 01:40:31,466 --> 01:40:34,202 It really upsets me to watch you deceive yourself thinking 1620 01:40:34,236 --> 01:40:36,606 that it's gonna be any better where you're going, 1621 01:40:37,607 --> 01:40:38,541 because you don't realize 1622 01:40:38,574 --> 01:40:40,610 that you still have to live with being you. 1623 01:40:45,515 --> 01:40:48,584 You're a fuck up. You're a criminal. 1624 01:40:50,352 --> 01:40:51,419 And you have a low IQ. 1625 01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:56,592 (suspenseful music) 1626 01:41:05,835 --> 01:41:07,837 Sometimes I wonder if these two things 1627 01:41:07,870 --> 01:41:09,404 are just like you and me, 1628 01:41:09,437 --> 01:41:11,774 like one of them manipulating the other one 1629 01:41:11,807 --> 01:41:14,544 and one in this rabbit hole to nowhere. 1630 01:41:14,577 --> 01:41:15,678 And the other one just comes 1631 01:41:15,711 --> 01:41:18,446 to simply going along with it 1632 01:41:21,884 --> 01:41:27,155 because he just wants to believe in something different 1633 01:41:27,188 --> 01:41:29,291 than his actual life. 1634 01:41:32,394 --> 01:41:34,497 Maybe the complicit one's life wouldn't be so shitty 1635 01:41:34,530 --> 01:41:37,132 if he was smart enough to dig his own rabbit hole. 1636 01:41:38,801 --> 01:41:41,537 Maybe the gravity one shouldn't blame 1637 01:41:41,571 --> 01:41:43,438 the electromagnetism one for the fact 1638 01:41:43,471 --> 01:41:44,674 that he was a piece of a long time 1639 01:41:44,707 --> 01:41:45,741 before they ever met. 1640 01:41:51,781 --> 01:41:53,381 Shit I just realized, 1641 01:41:56,351 --> 01:41:57,653 you're neither one of them, 1642 01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:03,224 but best here, whatever is slithering in the ceiling, 1643 01:42:03,258 --> 01:42:05,561 just a big fucking reptile. 1644 01:42:09,498 --> 01:42:11,366 I am done. Get the fuck out. 1645 01:42:24,947 --> 01:42:27,617 (static noise) 1646 01:42:58,446 --> 01:43:02,183 (dog barking at a distance) 1647 01:43:05,821 --> 01:43:09,290 (footsteps approaching) 1648 01:43:21,537 --> 01:43:26,174 If it helps, I felt that quake down in the garage. 1649 01:43:37,452 --> 01:43:38,821 That was a real earthquake? 1650 01:43:56,572 --> 01:43:57,873 You and me aren't friends. 1651 01:43:59,475 --> 01:44:02,611 I mean, I don't have any friends or family. 1652 01:44:04,780 --> 01:44:06,682 I still wouldn't choose to spend time with you 1653 01:44:06,716 --> 01:44:08,918 if we weren't working on this thing together, 1654 01:44:10,653 --> 01:44:14,690 that said it's a lot easier to believe 1655 01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:19,294 that someone is pure evil when in actuality, 1656 01:44:20,563 --> 01:44:23,331 it's really unlikely that either one of us is. 1657 01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,570 Well. I don't know. 1658 01:44:27,603 --> 01:44:28,571 One of us could be. 1659 01:44:30,072 --> 01:44:35,276 Either way. I want all these threads to add up, 1660 01:44:39,915 --> 01:44:41,517 but there's just more threads. 1661 01:44:44,452 --> 01:44:48,657 All right. 1662 01:44:52,862 --> 01:44:55,631 Tomorrow morning, oh jeez, I guess in a few hours, 1663 01:44:57,032 --> 01:44:59,568 I'll have somebody come take a look 1664 01:44:59,602 --> 01:45:00,936 at the apartment and if it's safe, 1665 01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:05,440 you and I can hold up down there until you move on 1666 01:45:05,473 --> 01:45:06,274 to wherever you're going. 1667 01:45:06,307 --> 01:45:08,611 And I'll just stay in my car tonight. 1668 01:45:08,644 --> 01:45:10,746 No, you're probably right 1669 01:45:10,780 --> 01:45:13,381 if this place is gonna sink into the ground 1670 01:45:13,414 --> 01:45:14,049 it would've already. 1671 01:45:14,083 --> 01:45:15,785 I'll sleep on this guy. 1672 01:45:15,818 --> 01:45:17,352 Shove it in there just to be safe, 1673 01:45:17,385 --> 01:45:18,587 you can take my room. 1674 01:45:19,855 --> 01:45:20,856 All right. 1675 01:45:36,605 --> 01:45:37,472 Hey. 1676 01:45:43,679 --> 01:45:45,648 Can I have a second beer to help me sleep? 1677 01:45:52,955 --> 01:45:55,624 (loud banging) 1678 01:46:02,031 --> 01:46:05,568 (John breathing heavily) 1679 01:46:07,069 --> 01:46:10,773 (fireworks cracking) 1680 01:46:10,806 --> 01:46:14,043 (John breathing heavily) 1681 01:46:14,076 --> 01:46:17,012 (bottles breaking) (fireworks cracking) 1682 01:47:20,776 --> 01:47:23,646 (bottle breaking) 1683 01:47:26,615 --> 01:47:30,052 (fireworks crackling) 1684 01:47:30,085 --> 01:47:32,888 (coyote howling) 1685 01:47:33,923 --> 01:47:36,992 (fireworks cracking) 1686 01:47:38,594 --> 01:47:41,964 (coyote howling) 1687 01:47:41,997 --> 01:47:45,134 (fireworks crackling) 1688 01:47:55,878 --> 01:47:59,615 (helicopter engine roaring) 1689 01:48:01,050 --> 01:48:02,551 Tornado could explain it. 1690 01:48:05,154 --> 01:48:07,923 There was one here in Los Angeles once in 1908. 1691 01:48:14,129 --> 01:48:17,166 I like to think that he's out there somewhere still though, 1692 01:48:17,199 --> 01:48:20,602 you know, sitting by a pool, sipping on a brew, 1693 01:48:21,670 --> 01:48:24,673 talking the ear off some stranger with like tall tale 1694 01:48:24,707 --> 01:48:26,542 or a fishing story or something. 1695 01:48:28,077 --> 01:48:30,012 In Idaho or Tucson 1696 01:48:30,045 --> 01:48:32,147 or wherever his lease started the next morning. 1697 01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:37,052 (somber music) 1698 01:48:40,222 --> 01:48:41,623 But, he is not. 1699 01:48:42,658 --> 01:48:45,794 (somber music) 1700 01:48:45,828 --> 01:48:50,766 They gave me this little box this plastic urn of his ashes. 1701 01:48:51,967 --> 01:48:54,103 And I tried to find some family 1702 01:48:54,136 --> 01:48:56,205 or friends to give it to, 1703 01:48:56,238 --> 01:48:58,841 but he wasn't lying there was no one. 1704 01:49:00,009 --> 01:49:02,544 I mean, his parents died a decade ago. 1705 01:49:03,245 --> 01:49:07,016 His little sister was on something 1706 01:49:07,049 --> 01:49:08,617 that night at the construction site. 1707 01:49:08,650 --> 01:49:10,519 And she slipped. 1708 01:49:13,689 --> 01:49:17,159 But I honestly think that he's up there thanking God, 1709 01:49:17,192 --> 01:49:19,862 that he got to be part of something profound 1710 01:49:19,895 --> 01:49:21,797 to break up his mundane existence. 1711 01:49:22,898 --> 01:49:24,133 I mean, we should all hope 1712 01:49:25,367 --> 01:49:28,937 to be able to do something important 1713 01:49:28,971 --> 01:49:30,539 like that before we die. 1714 01:49:41,683 --> 01:49:43,052 You got to keep rolling. 1715 01:49:43,085 --> 01:49:44,253 I know you gotta get going. 1716 01:49:44,286 --> 01:49:46,889 [Interviewer] I'm actually on my way out. 1717 01:49:46,922 --> 01:49:48,690 I need to prep the disks 1718 01:49:48,724 --> 01:49:52,728 for whoever is gonna take my place now. 1719 01:49:52,761 --> 01:49:53,629 I got to go. 1720 01:49:54,963 --> 01:49:56,598 Yeah, most people end up feeling a little too close to it. 1721 01:49:56,632 --> 01:49:57,800 That makes sense. 1722 01:49:57,833 --> 01:49:59,134 You got any burning questions 1723 01:49:59,168 --> 01:50:00,402 for me you on your way out? 1724 01:50:00,436 --> 01:50:03,839 [Interviewer] Actually just the same as everyone I guess. 1725 01:50:03,872 --> 01:50:04,740 What happened? 1726 01:50:06,008 --> 01:50:09,344 You know, there is worst ways to die 1727 01:50:09,378 --> 01:50:12,047 than floating away in zero gravity. 1728 01:50:12,981 --> 01:50:13,782 I bet he just froze to death 1729 01:50:13,816 --> 01:50:15,851 or suffocated up in the atmosphere, 1730 01:50:16,752 --> 01:50:17,753 long time before even starting falling. 1731 01:50:17,786 --> 01:50:19,955 I mean I don't even think he felt the impact. 1732 01:50:19,988 --> 01:50:21,023 [Interviewer] No, I mean, 1733 01:50:21,056 --> 01:50:22,925 what do you think happened here? 1734 01:50:24,793 --> 01:50:28,263 With all the phenomenon and all that? 1735 01:50:34,136 --> 01:50:36,338 There was something like seven different William Thompsons 1736 01:50:36,371 --> 01:50:38,140 in early 20th century Los Angeles. 1737 01:50:43,812 --> 01:50:45,848 Some of my figures were off. 1738 01:50:51,386 --> 01:50:52,988 [Interviewer] Which figures? 1739 01:50:59,228 --> 01:51:00,863 Some of them. 1740 01:51:00,896 --> 01:51:03,065 (somber music) 1741 01:51:03,098 --> 01:51:08,103 I think among all the dramatizations and visual effects. 1742 01:51:09,938 --> 01:51:11,773 I still believe part of it was real. 1743 01:51:13,308 --> 01:51:17,346 I don't think anyone can say which part at this point, but 1744 01:51:22,351 --> 01:51:23,318 something happened. 1745 01:51:43,506 --> 01:51:44,806 So, I couldn't find any evidence 1746 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:46,341 of the Pythagorean brotherhoods. 1747 01:51:48,110 --> 01:51:49,278 So I couldn't find any evidence 1748 01:51:49,311 --> 01:51:50,979 of the Pythagorean brotherhood. 1749 01:51:53,882 --> 01:51:55,050 So I couldn't find any evidence 1750 01:51:55,083 --> 01:51:57,920 of the Pythagorean brotherhood being active in centuries, 1751 01:51:58,820 --> 01:52:01,757 but that's the point of a secret society, right? 1752 01:52:02,525 --> 01:52:05,427 It's secret. You can't see it. 1753 01:52:07,429 --> 01:52:09,998 It's like electricity. 1754 01:52:10,899 --> 01:52:13,735 Can't see that, but you know it has power. 1755 01:52:23,278 --> 01:52:25,481 So, you know, I'm not done. 1756 01:52:31,987 --> 01:52:33,188 Find the pattern. 1757 01:52:36,291 --> 01:52:37,926 When you're at the center of it. 1758 01:52:40,295 --> 01:52:41,163 It all fits. 1759 01:52:47,936 --> 01:52:48,870 Eventually. 1760 01:52:52,508 --> 01:52:55,978 (bells jingling softly) 1761 01:53:01,250 --> 01:53:03,085 You hear that? 1762 01:53:03,118 --> 01:53:06,388 (bells jingling softly) 1763 01:53:46,128 --> 01:53:49,197 (ceremonial humming) 1764 01:54:21,263 --> 01:54:26,001 (progressive gentle instrumental music) 128873

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