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(bells tinkling gently)
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(birds chirping)
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(soft wind whistling)
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(soft gentle music)
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(items cluttering)
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(door hinge cringing)
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(gentle wind blowing)
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(John coughing)
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(brisk soft music)
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(door locks rattling)
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(helicopter engine roaring)
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Hey, what's up man,
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I hate to be that guy.
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I was the fool who did not pick
up smokes
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on my way home from work,
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would you mind if I...
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(helicopter engine roaring in a
distance)
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My contribution.
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What is that the hope diamond.
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I think it is an ashtray.
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You just moved in?
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Yeah, like three or four
hours ago.
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I'm leaving the city soon,
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so I just basically packed up
all shit my at my old place.
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Sold it off there, found this
place.
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No lease, snatched it
up online, sight unseen.
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How long have you been here?
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I have an ex-husband
hence just started smoking.
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About a decade, which I guess
makes me
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the de facto ambassador
to the new tenants.
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Does your ceiling have any
leaks?
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Ruin any of your stuff?
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Nothing to ruin.
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Well my ex actually
left a bunch of stuff
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in the garage that I
was just gonna donate.
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If you want to have it for some
temporary
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like furnishings and stuff.
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Dude, that is really kind of
you.
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And I will actually take you up
on that.
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I would say let's just do it
now,
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but you directly ahead
off the surgery doctor.
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Yeah, I'm a wedding photographer
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and I just fell asleep
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and might get up right
after the reception.
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There's this kind of Autumnal
equinox goth wedding.
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The thing is awesome about LA
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is there still is huge goth
scene.
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So they we're just slinging
around cocktails all night
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but started with blood and I
got hit.
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I'm about to blow your mind.
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The bar I work at last night is
like
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the dark wave electro goth.
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I think, I dunno it looks like
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so like the Renaissance Fair to
me,
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but I was wondering why I was
getting
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more bloodtinis spilled
all over me than usual.
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And now I know,
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it is the, what'd you say?
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It was the autumn-in-al...
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Autumnal. Autumnal equinox.
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(helicopter engine roaring)
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Its when the weeds turn brown
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and the hills burn and
everything smells
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like barbecue all the
time, it's beautiful.
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Oh shit. Check this out.
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Last night up on that hillside.
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I saw this guy.
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LA is like Halloween,
but just all the time.
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Is that your new place?
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Yeah, that's it.
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That's my temporary digs.
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It's actually been
vacant since I moved in.
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So it's kinda nice
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to have somebody watching out
over us over the neighborhood.
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It's getting worse. Vagrants.
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It's been vacant for over a
decade?
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Someone like murdered there or
something?
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Well that's supposed to have
something
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disclosed to me, what's up?
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Actually, yeah.
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A 90-year old grandma just
threw grandpa out of a window
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and he fell face first,
right where you're standing.
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(airplane engine roaring)
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At least we are cheap
right to the airport.
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There is this
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dude sits at my bar and
he always says this thing.
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He says, "Hey, it can only fall
so fast."
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(John chuckling)
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I hope what that dude said
to me is going fast enough
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to not feel the impact.
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Oh no, I made that up.
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No one died. I was just kidding.
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Anyways. I got to get these bad
boys.
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Motor checked and charged
before church.
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So why don't you just swing on
by
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when you want to move in your
stuff.
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Oh, here I go, bad neighbor,
I am John.
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Oh, Levi. All right.
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Hey, thank you for this.
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Check it out. That's hungry
Dave.
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He is really aggressive.
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Don't let him get to eye level.
Okay?
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(wind whistling)
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(bells tingling gently)
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(static noise)
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(ominous music)
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What do I think went wrong,
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either one of two things
happened.
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Either they were trying to put
together
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this really intricate,
beautiful cosmic puzzle.
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And some of those pieces
were extraordinary
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or the way they jammed them
together.
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It just created this abstract
mess
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that then they could imbue
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with whatever meaning they
wanted.
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It doesn't really matter
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because it affected them
in very different ways.
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And I don't think anything
is worth what happened.
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I still believe part of it was
real.
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You can catch it in scientific
terms,
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it doesn't really matter
because the result is the same.
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And it's really sad.
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(ominous music)
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I don't just mean the dead one.
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And there is this yellow tail,
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but between me and it's like
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this little like cavernous
that has some eel grass on it.
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And it's like 19th century
lobster trap
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that just busted out of it,
right?
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And then... boom.
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I looked down, there's a
fucking claw around my arm.
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I look up, there's a lobster
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the size of Danny fucking
DeVito.
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I kid you not.
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And he's dragging me
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and I'm so fascinated
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but then I look in it's eyes
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that I almost forget I'm loaded
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and I can shoot left-handed.
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Just take aim and shtoonk,
spear the shit out of it.
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Barely phases it.
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Just kind of saunters
off back into its cave.
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I've never seen that lobster
again.
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I never saw that spear again.
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I didn't get that big ass tuna,
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but that was the day I
learned that it's like,
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yeah, there's a lot of good
sushi places in Los Angeles,
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but I don't fuck with lobster
rolls.
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Lobsters are intelligent
creatures.
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You can hop on my wifi
network if you want to.
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My signal is shockingly good
here,
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but I might take you up on that.
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What is your network?
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It's "Behold the promised LAN"
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like L-A-N, it used to be
Mr. Rogers neighborhertz,
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but that was Lonnie's.
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It is not even clever.
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Oh, the password is easy to
remember.
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It's "JUDGEMENT DAY" all caps.
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There's like a billion
fucking networks.
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So I'm gonna have to mess with
this later.
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But now I actually have to
get to this charity thing
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I do at the youth shelter.
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Can I grab you something for
the way out?
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Like a beer or something?
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I really appreciate all this.
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No, thank you.
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Actually, I don't drink.
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Good for you, bro.
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How long have you been sober?
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Now 10 years, honestly,
Lonnie was an AA.
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So that kinda made me an AA,
but never even had a problem.
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I just kinda got way into it.
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Stuck with it. I don't know.
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Okay, cool.
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Don't forget your plant, on the
way out.
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Oh no, no that's yours.
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That's actually a house warming
gift.
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My grandma runs this little
nursery
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up in the central valley.
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I give her a hand with
sometimes.
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(phone ringing)
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Speak of the angel.
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[John] Hey actually, do you
mind if I take this up here.
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Disappears in the courtyard.
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And do what you gotta do.
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Hey grandma.
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I could probably just head on up
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there next Sunday, like usual,
you know.
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Yeah. I of course will groom
myself and wear a suit.
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Not just for God, but for you.
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All right, amen to that.
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All right, may you go. I love
you. Bye.
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She's out of her mind, man. See
you.
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Can I interest you in?
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One for the road.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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(soft wind whistling)
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(ominous music)
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(wind whistling)
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Did you forget something?
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You should just come and see
this.
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(ominous music)
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It was moving on its own
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or something invisible was
moving it.
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There was a this light.
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Yeah, no, absolutely.
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No doubt. I feel bad about this,
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I actually do have to
get to my charity thing
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at the youth shelter, but
I don't want to rush you.
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Totally. Yeah. What are we
gonna do?
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Or we're gonna like stand
around all day
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and talk about how I thought I
saw a ghost
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in a new apartment.
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I'm sorry. I'm the weirdest
neighbor you knew ever.
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And don't be a stranger.
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(ominous music)
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(crystal clattering)
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(ominous music)
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(door banging)
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(diminishing invigorating music)
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That's so dumb.
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No, it's just weird.
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It's like you go your whole
life thinking certain things
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are always gonna be a mystery.
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Like the identity of Jack the
Ripper
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or Bermuda triangle or the
great pyramids.
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Pyramids aren't a mystery
anymore.
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I saw this YouTube video
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and they're just ramps in wet
sand.
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All right. Well, a lot of
things are still mysteries.
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You just don't expect to witness
one on a shitty afternoon
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in your cheap apartment,
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We are more surveilled
than ever in our own history.
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Everyone has a camera
phone in their pocket
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and we still don't have
even a single actual bit
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of evidence for a ghost
or supernatural, whatever.
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(ominous music)
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Man, there it is.
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It's right there.
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It's weird though. I
don't necessarily feel.
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(ominous music)
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Do you feel scared?
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When it was happening,
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when we're looking at it, I
really did,
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but it's getting replaced by
something.
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All right, this is gonna
sound weird
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because you and me just met
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but when I first moved out to
LA,
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you get a job bar backing.
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And one of my first days
I'm polishing a glass
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and this dude behind the bar is
like,
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"Hey, how long are you gonna
give it?"
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Like, how long am I gonna give
it to strike gold out west?
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And I tell him,
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actually what do you think I
told him?
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39 Years.
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I said 10 but it ended up
being 20.
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And I'm still driving
the same shitty Mazda,
260
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to the same bar, except my
kidneys hurt,
261
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,586
I am self medicating and
pretty sure my liver is shot.
262
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,721
All right, so like photography,
right?
263
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,457
Like that was supposed
to be your golden egg.
264
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,392
The thing you're passionate
about,
265
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,727
the thing that allows
you to make a living,
266
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,362
but it hasn't worked out for
you yet.
267
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,233
Life tons of things like that,
dude, tons.
268
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,770
Life's weird. Like sometimes
things just don't happen,
269
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:45,104
but that happened, right?
270
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:47,508
And that's more scarce than
gold.
271
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,643
It's like proof of the
supernatural.
272
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:52,580
That's like, book deals and
like movies
273
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:56,082
and like TV shows and like
religious views
274
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,651
and shit getting.
275
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,123
So what do we do?
276
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:07,093
(knocking on the door)
277
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:07,994
Hello?
278
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,332
Hello.
279
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,466
Hello.
280
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:17,103
(airplane engine roaring)
281
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:21,775
Oh Jesus.
282
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,716
So, the house I grew up in,
283
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:29,750
had this big ass windows,
284
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,519
the pigeons could not see,
285
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,086
they just slam into it.
286
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,288
And you can't tell at first,
287
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,724
whether they are just like
stunned
288
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,526
or their brains are mush,
289
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,427
we build these things
and it protects them.
290
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,564
So they don't get eaten by like
a cat
291
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:46,299
and shit while we wait to
see if they wake up or not.
292
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,368
Oh, we will never get the
full effect of it on a podcast.
293
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,303
What?
294
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,739
We're gonna try to
prove the supernatural.
295
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,073
We're gonna need some kind of
visuals.
296
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,275
People won't believe it.
297
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,646
What are you thinking like a
YouTube channel or something?
298
00:17:58,679 --> 00:17:59,847
YouTube is like a whole like
subscriber,
299
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,616
metadata algorithm, hot girl
thumbnail,
300
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:03,717
like channel subscribe.
301
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:06,219
I don't understand YouTube.
302
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,129
I was thinking a documentary.
303
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,704
All right. Well, I actually
do have to run to work now,
304
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:26,640
but I don't think I work
tomorrow night.
305
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:29,075
If you wanted to reconvene
then get it started.
306
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,545
Yeah, let's do it.
307
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,614
All right.
308
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,151
(Levi groaning)
309
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,624
Is it possible this is
extremely dangerous
310
00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:45,826
and we just completely
overlooked that part?
311
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:53,366
No one's ever died of like a
demon or a ghost or whatever.
312
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,870
It's always just slamming
cabinets and doors
313
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:59,740
and like cold spots and stuff.
314
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,275
Totally. So if it gets
dangerous, we just stop.
315
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,544
Easy, right?
316
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,678
I'll see you then.
317
00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:05,679
Can you take care of that
318
00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:07,347
to put somewhere safe on
the side of the house.
319
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:13,654
Hey, hi. So sorry. I did
not make it to the thing.
320
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:18,324
Yeah. First I did find
it a little bit strange
321
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,293
that the youth shelter
that Levi volunteers
322
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,362
that would send somebody to
check on him
323
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,263
when he doesn't show up, but...
324
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,533
[Isabel] I'm sorry.
325
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:30,169
I think your bio was in one
of the destroyed hard drives.
326
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,906
Maybe let's get that first.
Okay?
327
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,608
Yeah. Okay.
328
00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:36,209
[Levi] Just because this feels
a little bit weird is okay.
329
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,544
If I just look at you,
330
00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,212
I know John likes it like this,
331
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,347
but you could just.
332
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,751
[John] I started out with
photography
333
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:44,885
and I thought a better way
334
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,588
to finance photography was
to become a math teacher.
335
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,889
I thought it'd be more chill.
336
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,591
I thought I'll be the cool
teacher,
337
00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:52,559
but those kids they just hated
me.
338
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,293
Even though I adjusted the
curve so much,
339
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,229
I should've been fired.
340
00:19:56,262 --> 00:20:00,433
Some people, they like
kids, but they are not good.
341
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,936
Anyways, I fell in love with
Lonnie
342
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,506
and chased him out here to LA.
343
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,777
Now I spend my days and
nights charging scooters,
344
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:12,780
and I hope that the rent check
clears
345
00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:14,682
so that I'm not moving in with
my grandma
346
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,849
when I'm in my thirties.
347
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:18,819
Move on to the
348
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:19,720
convict thing?
349
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,022
[Levi] I mean, I think the
reason why I got into this
350
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:27,260
with John was that I just
loved watching X Files with
351
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,797
my sister I was little.
352
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,833
Now it's like everything
like the X Files I guess.
353
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,301
[John] Even though Levi
played it off really well,
354
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,938
I knew something about that guy
was...
355
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:41,975
(soft soothing music)
356
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,512
You know I'll say this.
357
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:48,381
I can totally see why he
wouldn't want to share like that.
358
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,953
(ominous music)
359
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:22,516
Hey, careful with the threading
on
360
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,784
that thing it's kinda old.
361
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,655
Is your phone okay?
362
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:29,723
Yeah, I'm all good.
363
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,562
God, all that heat just
coming from the closet?
364
00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:37,798
Yeah, it is hot as shit.
365
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:43,070
I have this theory that the
downstairs unit is vacant
366
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,371
and maybe like someone left on
a heater
367
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:49,442
or how kind of sweet would
ghost fire be?
368
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,345
Yeah, how much do you
think like Netflix pays
369
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,847
for one of these documentaries.
370
00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:54,815
Let's say about movies selling
371
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,885
at film festivals for millions
of dollars.
372
00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,887
So I would say at least like 10
million,
373
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,354
something like that.
374
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,690
Honestly, that sounds kind of
low.
375
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,561
Oh, hey. I know it's a
little early for this,
376
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,396
but I was thinking a
little bit about the title.
377
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,465
All right, check this out.
378
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:16,369
"Something in the light."
379
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:20,641
Isn't that cool?
380
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,278
I get it.
381
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,013
Yeah, because of the fucking
light.
382
00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:29,315
That's dope. I thought of one
too.
383
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,531
"The door that wouldn't shut."
384
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,567
(door cringing)
385
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,466
For the title?
386
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,871
That's cool.
387
00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:51,772
Thank you.
388
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,846
It's probably got too syllables
though, you know. Right?
389
00:23:01,615 --> 00:23:04,551
(camera shuttering)
390
00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,419
I'm pretty sure that's almost
391
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,556
the exact same amount of,
what was the other one?
392
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,592
It's got one more syllable.
393
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,826
It's hard to remember.
394
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:14,962
So titles are important.
395
00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:20,801
(footsteps diminishing)
396
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,077
(TV hissing)
397
00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:39,920
(air whooshing)
398
00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:49,529
[John] Praise Jesus.
399
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,966
(air whooshing)
400
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:07,848
(crystal clanking)
401
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,217
I guess that waits for you for
that part.
402
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,120
(crystal beeping)
403
00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:18,025
You rolling? You rolling?
404
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,493
Oh shit.
405
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,862
(rapid beeping)
406
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:22,996
Wait.
407
00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:26,133
(camera beeping)
408
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:30,170
Fuck. Camera overheated
and the SD card was full.
409
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,172
So we couldn't have
gotten anything anyways.
410
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,907
I might've gotten
something on the film camera,
411
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:36,843
but I doubt it and I didn't
charge the batteries.
412
00:24:36,877 --> 00:24:39,046
So welcome to amateur hour.
413
00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,548
Dude. I feel like if you
get anything on day one,
414
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,549
that's a win.
415
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,483
We didn't get anything.
416
00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:46,153
Your camera was completely out
of focus.
417
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:47,220
I don't think it was.
418
00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:50,257
And also I just feel
like this is an indicator
419
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:54,561
that we need a better
plan, better equipment,
420
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,531
real cameras, real
lighting, real microphones.
421
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:58,498
This is real.
422
00:24:58,532 --> 00:25:00,100
No, but I mean like
professional stuff,
423
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,134
like when you see politicians
424
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,870
and they got all microphones
on their collars.
425
00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,806
We should like divvy up tasks.
426
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,075
Like you be the main camera guy
427
00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,876
and I'll be the supplementary
camera guy.
428
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,778
I could do all the audio stuff.
429
00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:16,183
And you could do like
the video organizing.
430
00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:17,184
Data manager.
431
00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,585
Data entry. Exactly.
432
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,222
And obviously we don't know
when exactly
433
00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:23,056
this thing's happening.
434
00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:25,258
We're probably going to take
shifts.
435
00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,928
So, here you go.
436
00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:30,564
Remember to lock up,
437
00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,300
remember to leave all the
windows open.
438
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,668
So you don't fucking cook us.
439
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:35,502
You know this is how stupid
people
440
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,270
get murdered on "Dateline,"
right?
441
00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,706
You're gonna murder me?
442
00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:45,178
No one's getting murdered.
443
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,014
And ghosts can't kill you
either.
444
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:47,948
You keep saying that,
445
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:51,752
but you're not Dana Fox or
Mulder Scully.
446
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:52,853
How do you think a ghost
kills someone.
447
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,187
It has a ghost knife?
448
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,656
They just like pull out their
ghost shank
449
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,325
and they stab you and ghost
pre...
450
00:25:58,358 --> 00:25:59,226
What is that?
451
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,128
It's just like an energy
supplement.
452
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:02,963
I get out this nutropics
website.
453
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,533
Are they safe?
454
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,204
Yeah, it's just like a
all natural amino acids.
455
00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:15,108
(ominous music)
456
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,559
(upbeat music)
457
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,758
(diminishing soft music)
458
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,827
Kind of hard to explain,
459
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,295
but yeah. I mean, I'm kind of
an idiot.
460
00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:10,697
I was supposed to do
something with him tonight,
461
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,365
but I forgot to get his contact
info
462
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:13,667
and he's not home so.
463
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,038
Grandma you're genius.
464
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,809
Yeah. He's gotta be on some
kind of social media somewhere.
465
00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,780
(ominous music)
466
00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:33,353
Sorry. Yeah. I'll call you back
later on.
467
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,254
I love you. Bye.
468
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:44,397
(banging on door)
469
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:49,703
What's up man.
470
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,004
Oh, they make me dress like this
471
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,139
for like the speakeasy and shit,
472
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,306
it fucking sucks.
473
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,143
Did I get the right hard drives?
474
00:27:57,144 --> 00:27:58,311
Dope, I actually,
475
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,113
I picked up a high decibel
camera right next to my work.
476
00:28:00,147 --> 00:28:01,882
So, I have that too.
477
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,751
Did you get the gear?
478
00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:07,087
Yeah.
479
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,388
Awesome. Okay.
480
00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:10,957
Are we're gonna do this or...
481
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:14,394
Yeah.
482
00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:17,364
And the gear?
483
00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:18,265
Yeah.
484
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,836
(ominous music)
485
00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:36,149
(bell jingling)
486
00:28:38,852 --> 00:28:41,388
(ominous music)
487
00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:07,280
(camera stand falling)
488
00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:10,518
Hey John. I know I said I
could do this,
489
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:13,019
but I was incorrect.
490
00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,988
Do you mind helping me out.
491
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,125
Thanks bud.
492
00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,229
This camera's basically
what I was talking about
493
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,864
in terms of a bigger thing and
actually never told you this.
494
00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:25,799
I was gonna buy a bunch
495
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,834
of camera equipment several
years back,
496
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,703
but someone told me my tips
would up
497
00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:31,304
to like 20 to 40% if I fixed my
teeth.
498
00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:33,541
So I got braces, spent
all the money on that.
499
00:29:33,574 --> 00:29:36,042
Didn't get the camera
equipment, check this out.
500
00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:41,314
You are on the audio.
501
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:43,883
Was I supposed to?
502
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:44,784
I already got it.
503
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:51,958
So, are you being weird
because we forgot to run audio?
504
00:29:51,992 --> 00:29:53,927
The other day in front of our
place.
505
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,396
Who was that?
506
00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:59,399
That was my probation counselor.
507
00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:02,068
I told you I've got the charity
thing
508
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:03,136
I do at the youth shelter
509
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,871
and they just get really
weird when I don't show up
510
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:05,706
or I'm late or anything.
511
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,773
You know that everyone would say
512
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,175
there's a huge difference
between volunteer work
513
00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:10,511
and mandatory community service.
514
00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:12,012
I don't want to get
caught up in the weeds
515
00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:15,348
of what exactly that's called.
516
00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,083
You want to tell me what
you did to get yourself a PO.
517
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,320
It is a not an interesting
story, not even worth telling.
518
00:30:25,593 --> 00:30:30,797
So you read online that I'm
a registered sex offender.
519
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:35,603
What?
520
00:30:35,636 --> 00:30:38,104
I was having to go cocktails,
521
00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:40,541
during one of the big city-wide
shutdowns
522
00:30:40,574 --> 00:30:42,208
and I had to piss really bad.
523
00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:45,378
There were literally no
restrooms open anywhere.
524
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,882
I see this alley, I go back
there I am relieving myself
525
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:49,849
and the next thing I know,
526
00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:51,084
I'm pissing all over my shoes
527
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,218
because the cop handcuffed...
528
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,086
(bottle breaking)
529
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,989
That was the wall of a daycare
center.
530
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,291
A closed daycare center.
531
00:31:00,995 --> 00:31:01,962
Is that true?
532
00:31:01,996 --> 00:31:04,098
Yeah. It's true.
533
00:31:04,131 --> 00:31:05,333
I mean you can look up the
court record
534
00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:06,467
that those things are really
dry.
535
00:31:06,501 --> 00:31:08,202
And I just gave the cliff notes
version
536
00:31:08,235 --> 00:31:09,970
and it's really hard to defend
yourself
537
00:31:10,004 --> 00:31:13,575
against pedophilia allegations
wearing a fucking bow tie.
538
00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:27,388
(soft humming)
539
00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:41,268
(TV humming softly)
540
00:31:53,214 --> 00:31:54,616
We are rolling?
541
00:31:54,649 --> 00:31:55,916
Yeah, we are rolling.
542
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:01,490
(camera clicking)
543
00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:08,129
When I was younger I did
this thing called geocaching.
544
00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:09,363
It's kind of like scavenger
hunting,
545
00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:10,998
but for adults with the GPS
546
00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:17,138
and 10 or 20 years ago I found
this book
547
00:32:17,171 --> 00:32:19,240
and it was really cool
548
00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,510
kind of pseudoscience coffee
table book.
549
00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:23,612
It's called the "Geometry of
Magnetism."
550
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:27,549
And it's written in like
Esperanto
551
00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:29,484
and the author's name was
redacted.
552
00:32:32,153 --> 00:32:37,158
I swear to you, that symbol
is on the cover of my book.
553
00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:43,431
What? That's not very ghost
like.
554
00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:44,331
No.
555
00:32:48,169 --> 00:32:49,270
Do I seem okay?
556
00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:53,407
I don't know.
557
00:32:53,441 --> 00:32:54,074
I don't know you.
558
00:32:54,108 --> 00:32:55,976
No, I mean, do I seem like
559
00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:58,078
I'm having some kind of a
psychotic break?
560
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:02,416
No, psychotic breaks
are totally different.
561
00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:09,457
(soft wind whistling)
562
00:33:09,491 --> 00:33:12,226
If you're a ghost, do something.
563
00:33:14,261 --> 00:33:17,398
(soft wind whistling)
564
00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,234
Do something different.
565
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:26,575
I mean, we don't actually have
any reason
566
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:29,143
to think that this is a
ghost or a Poltergeist.
567
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,613
It's the first of movies
or books that you've read.
568
00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:34,448
We might have this all wrong.
569
00:33:37,318 --> 00:33:38,520
So what is it?
570
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:41,723
That's the question?
571
00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:48,095
(resonant rejuvenating music)
572
00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:56,103
The symbol that's on my book
573
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:58,372
and that was on that refraction.
574
00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,075
I swear to God, I've also been
seeing it all over the city.
575
00:34:03,177 --> 00:34:07,047
(resonant rejuvenating music)
576
00:34:08,449 --> 00:34:11,385
Look, all of this is the EM
spectrum,
577
00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,455
ElectroMagnetic spectrum,
it's radio waves on up
578
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:17,559
to the visible light and
this is using derivatives
579
00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:19,293
to find acceleration of
velocity,
580
00:34:19,326 --> 00:34:21,530
but look the value for gravity
is wrong.
581
00:34:21,563 --> 00:34:23,732
They just changed it. And
I don't really know why.
582
00:34:23,765 --> 00:34:25,700
And then this is a ratio
583
00:34:25,734 --> 00:34:27,636
that's kind of like pi,
584
00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:29,236
which people call them golden
ratio.
585
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:32,072
Are we quoting Dan
Brown books right now?
586
00:34:32,106 --> 00:34:33,140
What?
587
00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:34,543
I'm not making it a
Divinci Code documentary.
588
00:34:34,576 --> 00:34:37,344
No, Jesus, no, it's just a
ratio.
589
00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:40,214
It's not exactly the
Fibonacci sequence or phi
590
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,348
or the golden ratio or whatever.
591
00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:42,651
It's just an irrational number
592
00:34:42,684 --> 00:34:44,285
with infinite decimals out to
infinity.
593
00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:46,353
There are millions of
irrational numbers.
594
00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:48,857
This is common in the world and
in math.
595
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:51,860
And it has something
to do with a rectangle,
596
00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,728
that when it's expressed as a
ratio,
597
00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:56,130
it is that irrational number.
598
00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,599
I don't know what it means
either.
599
00:35:00,134 --> 00:35:01,536
This has nothing to
do with nautilus shells
600
00:35:01,570 --> 00:35:02,804
the Grail or Stonehenge?
601
00:35:04,773 --> 00:35:08,375
(airplane engine roaring)
602
00:35:09,878 --> 00:35:13,347
(electric static noise)
603
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,351
Everything we've seen so far.
604
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,853
It's either been on
605
00:35:18,887 --> 00:35:21,656
the EM spectrum visible
light, radio waves or...
606
00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:28,597
(resonant rejuvenating music)
607
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:29,497
Gravity.
608
00:35:30,364 --> 00:35:34,234
(resonant rejuvenating music)
609
00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:46,848
Okay. So it's like,
610
00:35:47,816 --> 00:35:49,183
There is one for gravity
611
00:35:50,284 --> 00:35:51,586
and there's one for electrical
shock.
612
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,621
Electromagnetism.
613
00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:53,655
Right, yeah.
614
00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,222
Maybe there's two of them.
615
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:56,858
Two what?
616
00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:03,498
Man, I hope the neighbors are
all right?
617
00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:06,467
I heard there was a murder.
618
00:36:07,368 --> 00:36:09,704
Hey, I keep having this thought.
619
00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:10,572
Mind giving me a light really
quick?
620
00:36:10,605 --> 00:36:11,473
I got you.
621
00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:13,273
Jesus.
622
00:36:16,645 --> 00:36:17,612
Okay.
623
00:36:17,646 --> 00:36:20,715
Here you go. Don't
forget you get to inhale.
624
00:36:20,749 --> 00:36:23,852
When we first met, you said
this phrase,
625
00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:27,321
it was, "You can only fall so
fast."
626
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,222
Why did you say that?
627
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,359
I wanted to be a skydive
instructor.
628
00:36:32,393 --> 00:36:33,360
No shit.
629
00:36:33,394 --> 00:36:34,062
Yeah.
630
00:36:34,095 --> 00:36:34,896
How many times did you jump?
631
00:36:34,929 --> 00:36:36,498
One.
632
00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:37,632
And then I was like,
633
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,634
Hey, maybe I'll like start a
band,
634
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:41,736
but how do you find all
those different people
635
00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:44,204
to play those individual
instruments?
636
00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:46,574
And then I was like,
637
00:36:46,608 --> 00:36:47,274
well, maybe I'll get into like
638
00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:49,611
the skateboard apparel industry,
639
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:51,278
but for some reason my parol
counselor
640
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:54,181
was really against me
getting into fashion.
641
00:36:56,851 --> 00:37:00,755
And I wanted to work on a
fishing boat in Jamaica,
642
00:37:00,789 --> 00:37:02,590
maybe like surfing tours or
something.
643
00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:07,294
But there's some legal
issues with the passport.
644
00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:10,665
The point is that nothing
ever quite clicked.
645
00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:12,466
Yes. I floated around a lot
too.
646
00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:21,275
I feel like I was built for
this.
647
00:37:23,778 --> 00:37:25,714
I would also think I was
built for this
648
00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:28,282
if my thing was electricity
649
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,952
and treasure hunting and not
gravity.
650
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,989
There's nothing to that?
651
00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:36,958
I mean my entire life,
652
00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:39,861
I felt like there's like
this invisible force
653
00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:43,631
just holding me back from
accomplishing anything
654
00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:45,567
I dream about, anything I want
to do.
655
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,568
That's super depressing
656
00:37:46,601 --> 00:37:47,635
and you should talk to
a therapist about that.
657
00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:51,338
I am not like a
continuously depressed person.
658
00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,909
This cop just totally parked in
my space.
659
00:37:55,877 --> 00:37:58,880
I just feel like someone
chucked me out of an airplane
660
00:37:58,913 --> 00:37:59,948
when I was a baby.
661
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:03,718
And I've been at terminal
velocity my entire life.
662
00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:08,355
I didn't ask that person to
chuck me out of that airplane.
663
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,868
(cop cursing)
664
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:23,972
How does your parole work.
665
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,543
(deep breathing)
666
00:38:50,498 --> 00:38:53,501
(knock on the door)
667
00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:01,042
You know it's insanely weird
668
00:39:01,075 --> 00:39:03,745
that you give apples
to kids for Halloween.
669
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:04,646
Actually you know it's weird,
670
00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:05,847
is that their parents don't
just check
671
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,683
the sex offender registry before
they send them marching up
672
00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:09,383
to your door.
673
00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:10,084
You know, they're gonna check
674
00:39:10,118 --> 00:39:11,886
those apples for razors though.
675
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,822
The OD across the way was
originally
676
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:14,823
put it is a murder
677
00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,423
and parents still bring
their children there.
678
00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:17,792
I don't think they're worried
about
679
00:39:17,826 --> 00:39:19,727
the who guy peed on a wall.
680
00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:22,497
(camera shuttering)
681
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,066
(ominous music)
682
00:39:46,888 --> 00:39:49,624
(door cringing)
683
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:53,360
(ominous music)
684
00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:07,709
(items clattering)
685
00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:18,887
[Robert] Well, basically when
people buy
686
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,722
or build on a property,
687
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,957
they hire me to come in
688
00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:25,193
and assess for any geologic
hazards,
689
00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:30,498
landslides, seismic activity,
sink holes, volcanoes.
690
00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,967
[John] Volcanoes? Are you
serious?
691
00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:34,769
Yeah. Volcanoes.
692
00:40:34,802 --> 00:40:36,004
(ominous music)
693
00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:36,871
[John] That's awesome.
694
00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:38,506
Can you just tell me what you
found
695
00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,575
in the soil samples beneath the
apartment?
696
00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:41,910
Yeah. Well, I know you were
concerned
697
00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:43,544
that there were some anomalies.
698
00:40:43,578 --> 00:40:46,047
The chromium was a little high.
699
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,181
There was some Lead in there.
700
00:40:47,215 --> 00:40:50,084
I have some from pre 1978 paint
job,
701
00:40:50,118 --> 00:40:52,452
but everything was okay.
702
00:40:52,487 --> 00:40:54,956
No more arsenic or anything
like that.
703
00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:57,725
[John] The other.
The other thing I know.
704
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,826
What's that?
705
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,495
[John] The crystal thing.
706
00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:01,663
The crystal?
707
00:41:03,231 --> 00:41:04,198
Are you all right?
708
00:41:06,701 --> 00:41:09,971
(footsteps approaching)
709
00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:14,876
Do you mind shooting this
real quick?
710
00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:15,777
Why?
711
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:20,515
Well, it's supposed to be 175
712
00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:25,720
and it's obviously much lower.
713
00:41:25,753 --> 00:41:27,055
And if gravity is fluctuating
714
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,756
that much it could be really
messing
715
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:31,192
with the foundation of the
building
716
00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:33,962
and that earthquake had
just been a warning shot.
717
00:41:36,531 --> 00:41:38,533
I don't want to invalidate
what you're saying at all.
718
00:41:38,566 --> 00:41:40,068
It's just, you know what I
mean we live in Los Angeles,
719
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:41,035
there's earthquakes all the time
720
00:41:41,069 --> 00:41:45,873
and people's weight
fluctuates. It's normal.
721
00:41:45,907 --> 00:41:47,175
I mean, it just think
722
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,276
we've got to be kind of
scientific about this,
723
00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:52,647
we can't just assign meaning
to every little thing.
724
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,715
I get all that,
725
00:41:53,748 --> 00:41:57,185
but if in a month we got
from some floating things
726
00:41:57,218 --> 00:42:00,688
and some lights to
earthquakes by New Year's
727
00:42:00,722 --> 00:42:02,557
we would be under rubble.
728
00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:04,692
And we did agree when we
started this,
729
00:42:04,726 --> 00:42:06,995
that if we felt like we
were in danger, we'd stop.
730
00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,830
And I'm not saying we should
stop.
731
00:42:09,731 --> 00:42:12,200
I think we should at
least acknowledge this.
732
00:42:18,206 --> 00:42:21,843
I've been giving some thought
to that title you suggested.
733
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:26,047
And honestly I think I just
judged it a little too early
734
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,682
and I think it's thematically
resonant
735
00:42:27,715 --> 00:42:29,784
with what we're trying to do
here.
736
00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:32,053
And I think we should use it.
737
00:42:37,592 --> 00:42:39,694
"The door that wouldn't shut."
738
00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:44,565
(ghostly whistling)
739
00:42:48,036 --> 00:42:51,305
(Electric static noise)
740
00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:56,811
(ominous music)
741
00:42:58,746 --> 00:43:01,883
Hey, can you mute that really
quick?
742
00:43:05,253 --> 00:43:07,989
(ominous music)
743
00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:23,571
(door cringing)
744
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:27,608
(ominous music)
745
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,428
I listen to this podcast,
746
00:43:47,462 --> 00:43:50,098
actually can you record that
really quick on your camera?
747
00:43:53,234 --> 00:43:54,702
So, we're rolling.
748
00:43:56,037 --> 00:43:58,873
I have this podcast
that I listened to by,
749
00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:01,943
I don't even know.
750
00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:07,381
He has this kind of wild
unifying theory
751
00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:12,620
of the universe that the
aliens actually planted
752
00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:14,789
the building blocks of life on
earth
753
00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:17,758
as some kind of a science
experiment.
754
00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,427
And they don't want to
contaminate their experiment,
755
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,395
which is why we don't hear from
them,
756
00:44:21,429 --> 00:44:23,798
but we will make contact
757
00:44:23,831 --> 00:44:24,899
or they will make contact at
some point
758
00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:28,903
once we are socially and
politically evolved enough.
759
00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:31,105
So maybe that's now maybe
that's us,
760
00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:34,675
and maybe the heat and all
these critters
761
00:44:34,709 --> 00:44:36,144
and all of that is just
the flora and fauna
762
00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,246
and weather on another planet.
763
00:44:45,086 --> 00:44:47,021
And that's actually
a really interesting,
764
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:50,324
do you mind if I jump in
there and just kind of, okay,
765
00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:52,193
I'm just gonna have to get that
frame up.
766
00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:56,797
So here's the thing,
767
00:44:56,831 --> 00:44:59,000
I saw online the other day
768
00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:01,736
that basically scientists think
769
00:45:01,769 --> 00:45:05,306
that there are some planets
sort of like earth, right?
770
00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:07,141
But the nearest one,
771
00:45:07,175 --> 00:45:08,876
like the nearest one
that would have water,
772
00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:10,244
the nearest one to have
like little critter
773
00:45:10,278 --> 00:45:11,145
like the one we've been hearing,
774
00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:15,783
it would be like 6,000 years
away using
775
00:45:15,816 --> 00:45:18,252
the best technology we
could possibly come up with.
776
00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:21,022
That being what it is,
777
00:45:22,390 --> 00:45:24,192
how do we explain it being in
my attic?
778
00:45:24,225 --> 00:45:27,695
Also, where did you hear this
podcast?
779
00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:31,832
Just on a message board
somewhere.
780
00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:36,037
Are there message pods for
more things
781
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:38,873
than like anime and finding
contract killers and stuff?
782
00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:40,074
Just because something sounds
783
00:45:40,107 --> 00:45:42,076
a little bit crazy doesn't
mean it's not partially true.
784
00:45:42,109 --> 00:45:45,012
I mean, that's how you find
truth.
785
00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:48,082
MK ultra, that was actually
mind control.
786
00:45:48,115 --> 00:45:50,218
COINTELPRO that was real,
787
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:53,421
soft disclosure of UFO's
just happened to Congress.
788
00:45:55,356 --> 00:45:57,959
Here we are at the launch
status center.
789
00:45:57,992 --> 00:46:01,395
Let's go inside and see if we
can find anybody to talk to.
790
00:46:02,531 --> 00:46:06,934
NASA has known about a time
travel method
791
00:46:06,968 --> 00:46:08,202
of Albert Einstein.
792
00:46:08,236 --> 00:46:10,404
He said, if you travel
at the speed of light,
793
00:46:10,438 --> 00:46:11,973
you can time travel.
794
00:46:14,976 --> 00:46:16,310
Time travel.
795
00:46:16,344 --> 00:46:17,979
Start over.
796
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,748
(ominous music)
797
00:47:11,899 --> 00:47:13,367
There is no light source.
798
00:47:17,071 --> 00:47:19,807
(ominous music)
799
00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:21,909
Crystal?
800
00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:25,246
You mean the quartz deposits?
801
00:47:25,279 --> 00:47:26,113
[John] Yeah, and how
802
00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,081
it can create electricity and
focus.
803
00:47:27,114 --> 00:47:31,085
It definitely doesn't
create electricity.
804
00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:33,354
Quartz is the most abundant
mineral in the world.
805
00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:36,591
If you have them underneath
your house you're fine.
806
00:47:37,892 --> 00:47:40,361
(soft humming)
807
00:47:41,596 --> 00:47:44,332
(ominous music)
808
00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,493
[John] In your own words.
809
00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:13,528
Just say what happened here?
810
00:48:15,664 --> 00:48:18,600
I think that if one was to
express
811
00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:22,537
what you thought happened to
you,
812
00:48:22,571 --> 00:48:24,438
it might be seen as trying
813
00:48:24,473 --> 00:48:26,374
to garner some fame and
attention.
814
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:29,578
[John] Wind a minute, you
know, these things found us,
815
00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:31,345
we're not doing it for fame or
recognition
816
00:48:31,379 --> 00:48:33,047
or anything like that.
817
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,085
We just saw something profound
818
00:48:39,521 --> 00:48:42,390
and we wanted to share it with
the world.
819
00:48:42,423 --> 00:48:46,327
I don't know what the
problem with that would be.
820
00:48:47,496 --> 00:48:49,363
I don't want to be rude.
821
00:48:49,397 --> 00:48:51,098
[John] It's okay. It's okay.
822
00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:55,504
Why didn't you play
yourselves in the recreations?
823
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:01,342
(door banging)
824
00:49:05,747 --> 00:49:09,350
Is that exactly where
the snake skin was?
825
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:13,087
Yeah. It was a little
bit more in a closet,
826
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,188
but I just pulled it a
little out for the shot,
827
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:16,691
just so it would show up
more on camera on this side.
828
00:49:16,725 --> 00:49:18,459
Okay. Cool.
829
00:49:18,493 --> 00:49:20,961
Well, I mean your sleep looked
great.
830
00:49:20,995 --> 00:49:22,497
You wanna cut?
831
00:49:22,531 --> 00:49:24,298
Yeah. Okay. Awesome.
832
00:49:24,331 --> 00:49:28,269
All right. It's so weird
doing all this stuff over again.
833
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:31,005
It's like you're taking too
many edibles
834
00:49:31,038 --> 00:49:31,972
and watch Unsolved Mysteries
835
00:49:32,006 --> 00:49:34,341
and you think you on
the recreation sketch.
836
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,077
[John] Nope.
837
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,114
Pod of Orcas,
838
00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:41,215
apex predator of the sea
839
00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:43,552
and obviously an Orca has never
attacked
840
00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:45,186
a human in the wild,
841
00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:47,756
but still just out of fucking
respect.
842
00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:49,491
I hold out on the spear
843
00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:52,059
and one of them swims over.
844
00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,060
I call him Shamoo.
845
00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:55,664
He swam over and just gently ate
846
00:49:57,131 --> 00:49:58,633
the stingray right off my spear
847
00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,267
and then swims away with the
pod singing
848
00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:02,471
these beautiful whale
songs like just for me.
849
00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:04,438
Hey I keep on having this idea.
850
00:50:04,473 --> 00:50:06,006
Actually do you mind
rolling this really quick?
851
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,107
I'm sorry. I just.
852
00:50:07,141 --> 00:50:09,511
Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this.
853
00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:13,280
So I think you're right about
854
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,316
the distance thing with the
aliens,
855
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,719
I think it's impossible
to had any contact,
856
00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,053
it's too far away,
857
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:21,088
but if the universe is actually
858
00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,158
in 10 dimensions like this
Ted talk I listened to,
859
00:50:24,191 --> 00:50:26,561
maybe these gateways to other
dimensions
860
00:50:26,595 --> 00:50:28,062
are actually just all around us.
861
00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:30,164
And the gateways are right top
of us.
862
00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,365
We just can't see them.
863
00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:33,602
So maybe your closet down there,
864
00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:37,204
that's just another gateway
to another dimension
865
00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:39,641
that has different temperatures
866
00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,711
and different flora and
fauna and our creators,
867
00:50:45,246 --> 00:50:47,181
trying to get us to do
something.
868
00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:52,754
You like it?
869
00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:59,426
See, that and this,
870
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,630
just a couple of things
I'm gonna miss about LA.
871
00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:03,130
I think you're crazy if you
are leaving.
872
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,266
I mean, this is gonna change
everything.
873
00:51:09,270 --> 00:51:12,239
The other night I was
leaving my shift at work.
874
00:51:12,273 --> 00:51:13,708
I heard a little buzz
875
00:51:13,742 --> 00:51:17,846
and I'm walking home, walking
up Sunset.
876
00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,213
There is always people
who are getting ready
877
00:51:19,246 --> 00:51:20,815
for some big, dirty crazy night
out.
878
00:51:20,849 --> 00:51:22,551
And you kind of feel the energy
of it.
879
00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:25,419
And the Santa Ana winds are
blowing
880
00:51:25,452 --> 00:51:29,824
and I look over and it's
another coyote.
881
00:51:31,158 --> 00:51:34,228
He's looking right through
me like I'm a ghost.
882
00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,296
And then he just trots off,
883
00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:38,633
down Sunset Boulevard,
that big old coyote smile.
884
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:42,303
And no one talks about like
those moments in Los Angeles.
885
00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:43,137
People talk about the traffic.
886
00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,506
People talk about everything
else,
887
00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:46,240
everything they can complain
about,
888
00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:49,376
but they never talk about
like those magical LA moments.
889
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,081
Yeah. You got to dig
deep in the city for it but
890
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,552
Magic is there.
891
00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:59,253
Today I had this fantasy,
892
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,855
I am living in some small town,
893
00:52:00,889 --> 00:52:03,658
like a small town, like
in Stephen King stories,
894
00:52:03,692 --> 00:52:04,826
where you can afford rent
895
00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:06,628
and like some big ass Victorian
house
896
00:52:06,661 --> 00:52:11,633
and get a dog and go to summer
festivals
897
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:12,767
and eat fresh produce.
898
00:52:12,801 --> 00:52:17,872
And this documentary would
be like my retirement fund
899
00:52:17,906 --> 00:52:18,974
for that life.
900
00:52:19,007 --> 00:52:21,442
You know, they chose
this location for Hollywood
901
00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:23,110
because of the beautiful light?
902
00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:29,283
I am no Hemingway but I feel
like we found light literally
903
00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:31,853
and metaphorically just
right down in your apartment.
904
00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,489
Maybe you should take that as a
sign.
905
00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:36,323
Stick around a little while
longer,
906
00:52:36,357 --> 00:52:37,559
finish this documentary.
907
00:52:39,828 --> 00:52:42,429
You'll see another magic coyote.
908
00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:46,467
Maybe I can set you up with
someone.
909
00:52:49,303 --> 00:52:50,672
Here we go.
910
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:51,640
What?
911
00:52:51,673 --> 00:52:54,509
Like I've never been
attracted to anyone.
912
00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:58,546
And that is a very hard thing
913
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:02,216
to explain to people that
you'd be interested in dating.
914
00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:07,321
(airplane engine roaring)
915
00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:12,661
It's getting a little
unsettling.
916
00:53:13,762 --> 00:53:15,930
You don't think that has
anything
917
00:53:15,964 --> 00:53:18,566
to do with what we're doing
downstairs,
918
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,434
like it's Bermuda triangle shit.
919
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:24,706
No. I get the no attraction
thing,
920
00:53:24,739 --> 00:53:27,542
but you know, Lonnie
for all of his faults,
921
00:53:27,575 --> 00:53:29,744
for all the reasons it didn't
really work out between us,
922
00:53:29,778 --> 00:53:33,815
to me at least he was accepting,
923
00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:35,984
he wanted to bring kids
into this apocalypse,
924
00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:37,752
which is bonkers.
925
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,354
How do you mean?
926
00:53:43,424 --> 00:53:45,426
I was out with this guy
one time on one of the apps
927
00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:48,730
and we're talking about all the
ways
928
00:53:48,763 --> 00:53:50,397
that the world could end.
929
00:53:51,265 --> 00:53:54,301
I mean, we're all gonna die,
right?
930
00:53:55,436 --> 00:53:56,905
We're so fixated on not dying,
931
00:53:56,938 --> 00:53:57,839
but it's all gonna happen to us.
932
00:53:57,872 --> 00:53:58,907
So what's the big deal?
933
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,608
I mean what's even the big deal
934
00:54:03,277 --> 00:54:08,282
with like genocides and then
the conversation naturally led
935
00:54:09,551 --> 00:54:11,920
to my church and people get all
binary
936
00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:14,321
when they hear the word
evangelicals.
937
00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,791
I mean, people use this phrase
to give themselves peace.
938
00:54:16,825 --> 00:54:18,560
"This too shall pass," right?
939
00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:19,828
But you can just say,
940
00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,963
"This to shall end."
941
00:54:21,996 --> 00:54:25,466
It's the same sentiment, the
world's ending for sure. Right?
942
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:28,469
So why even worry?
943
00:54:30,839 --> 00:54:32,941
You know, it's kinda like you
not wanting
944
00:54:33,842 --> 00:54:34,976
to do it with anyone.
945
00:54:36,778 --> 00:54:38,613
You don't understand it unless
it's you.
946
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,919
Alright. Actually I got to
get to bed.
947
00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:46,821
Actually the bar is open soon
948
00:54:46,855 --> 00:54:47,522
if you want we can just
grab a quick drink.
949
00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:50,592
No, I've got to work tonight.
950
00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:55,530
(ominous music)
951
00:55:00,068 --> 00:55:01,803
[Narrator] That makes them
quite literally the angels
952
00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,772
and not just Abrahamic
religions,
953
00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:06,708
but very likely the
Samaritans and Babylonians.
954
00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:09,043
Well folks tonight, this
lone voice in the desert,
955
00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:11,946
will talk to author, Jesse
Summoner, about his latest book,
956
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,413
"Inter-dimensional Angels,
957
00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:15,449
Spirituality in an
Ultra-Terrestrial
958
00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:16,684
World Multi-Verse."
959
00:55:16,718 --> 00:55:18,052
As well as his lecture series
960
00:55:18,086 --> 00:55:19,187
on the works of John Keel
961
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:22,490
and research in the so-called
Arcadian time anomalies,
962
00:55:22,524 --> 00:55:23,691
in the world, San Diego.
963
00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:31,431
Why are you dressed like that?
964
00:55:34,035 --> 00:55:36,336
I don't want to get
bit by a black widow.
965
00:55:37,071 --> 00:55:39,040
If this thing, going against
the walls.
966
00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:41,576
Bit someone.
967
00:55:41,609 --> 00:55:46,047
We didn't call animal
control. I feel really bad.
968
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,048
I thought I'd measure
969
00:55:47,081 --> 00:55:49,984
because building codes
have standardized ratios
970
00:55:50,018 --> 00:55:51,786
for a long time.
971
00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:54,388
So you can buy third-party
stuff from Home Depot.
972
00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,659
Your closet threshold
has a different ratio
973
00:55:57,692 --> 00:56:00,394
than the rest of the building.
974
00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,964
(ominous music)
975
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:17,679
(glass shattering)
976
00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:21,381
(ominous music)
977
00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:37,732
Holy shit.
978
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,736
(ominous music)
979
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:09,797
(electric static from the
device)
980
00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:26,413
(machine whirring indistinctly)
981
00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:39,627
There's this thing
called Jerusalem syndrome.
982
00:57:39,661 --> 00:57:40,628
It's when people go to
983
00:57:40,662 --> 00:57:42,897
that city for the first
time in the modern day,
984
00:57:42,931 --> 00:57:47,502
they get the sense that their
whole life led to that moment.
985
00:57:50,772 --> 00:57:52,607
I think maybe that's what I'm
doing.
986
00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:56,077
That's what they speak in
Jerusalem?
987
00:57:56,110 --> 00:57:57,145
No, that was Greek.
988
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,581
I had this really cool math
teacher,
989
00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:02,583
the one that got me into math.
990
00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:03,551
And she was this hippie
991
00:58:03,584 --> 00:58:05,653
that would do these long units
992
00:58:06,654 --> 00:58:07,889
on interesting mathematicians.
993
00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:10,191
And she did this whole week on
Pythagoras.
994
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:12,827
You know, the triangle guy?
995
00:58:14,295 --> 00:58:15,697
A squared + B squared?
996
00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,067
High school, middle school?
997
00:58:20,969 --> 00:58:24,772
Anyway, he actually had this
society,
998
00:58:24,806 --> 00:58:25,773
some people called it a cult,
999
00:58:25,807 --> 00:58:28,242
but it was called the
Pythagorean brotherhood.
1000
00:58:28,276 --> 00:58:31,279
And they did everything from
a numerology to reincarnation,
1001
00:58:31,312 --> 00:58:34,615
to, you know, ritual summoning
magic.
1002
00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:35,783
They worshiped numbers.
1003
00:58:36,918 --> 00:58:39,854
What I'm getting at is I fully
recognize
1004
00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:41,889
that I might be all Jerusalem
syndrome
1005
00:58:41,923 --> 00:58:46,928
in LA right now, but I think
maybe that's what this is.
1006
00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:51,032
I think it's the Pythagoras.
1007
00:58:51,065 --> 00:58:54,268
Well, why can't be a
group like the Freemasons
1008
00:58:54,302 --> 00:58:58,072
or the Moose Lodge or...
1009
00:58:58,106 --> 00:58:58,973
What's that?
1010
00:59:00,108 --> 00:59:02,677
The one that's on discovery
channel all the time.
1011
00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,679
It's the Rose Croutons.
1012
00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:07,548
The Rose Croutons?
1013
00:59:07,582 --> 00:59:08,516
The Rosicrucian's.
1014
00:59:10,218 --> 00:59:11,185
Yeah. I mean,
1015
00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:13,521
I guess it could be any
fraternal organization,
1016
00:59:14,288 --> 00:59:16,657
but when you want to
figure this out, right?
1017
00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:23,064
So you're saying the
shitty apartment next door
1018
00:59:23,097 --> 00:59:24,932
is a magic Greek temple.
1019
00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:29,637
(ominous music)
1020
00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:39,080
This is just dream logic.
1021
00:59:45,253 --> 00:59:47,255
This isn't a year.
1022
00:59:49,057 --> 00:59:51,325
It is the number of days I
spent in a mental institution
1023
00:59:51,359 --> 00:59:52,627
when I was a teenager.
1024
00:59:53,861 --> 00:59:57,865
It's like all of your
teenage years, what for?
1025
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,304
You're part of an
evangelical Armageddon church.
1026
01:00:03,337 --> 01:00:06,174
And you're judging me for
managing my mental health
1027
01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:06,874
at a young age?
1028
01:00:06,908 --> 01:00:09,811
I'm not, I'm sincerely not.
1029
01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:11,112
And is that what you've been
acting so weird about today?
1030
01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:12,280
My church group?
1031
01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,748
I am acting weird
1032
01:00:13,781 --> 01:00:17,318
because you compared my sexual
identity
1033
01:00:17,351 --> 01:00:21,689
to your apocalypse church.
1034
01:00:22,824 --> 01:00:25,359
(ominous music)
1035
01:00:36,104 --> 01:00:40,374
We celebrate Christmas without
believing in Santa, right?
1036
01:00:45,847 --> 01:00:46,981
It's like that.
1037
01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,182
It's exactly like that.
1038
01:00:49,417 --> 01:00:51,752
We celebrate and talk about the
end
1039
01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:54,889
because it gives us a sense
of community, progress...
1040
01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:57,258
(diminishing voice)
1041
01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,126
My first thought was,
1042
01:00:58,159 --> 01:00:59,360
"This is my cue to leave."
1043
01:01:01,896 --> 01:01:03,097
Then I'm walking to Griffith
park
1044
01:01:03,131 --> 01:01:03,898
and I'm taking umm...
1045
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,436
And I come across this park
bench
1046
01:01:08,469 --> 01:01:10,138
that has this plaque on it.
1047
01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:12,240
And on the plaque is William
Thomson
1048
01:01:12,273 --> 01:01:16,777
from the tape who turns
out was the city planner.
1049
01:01:16,811 --> 01:01:18,179
Good work.
1050
01:01:18,212 --> 01:01:19,881
And I felt like I made a
discovery.
1051
01:01:21,149 --> 01:01:22,116
I made a break through.
1052
01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:25,153
(phone ringing)
1053
01:01:25,186 --> 01:01:27,855
(upbeat music)
1054
01:01:44,205 --> 01:01:46,874
(Levi snoring)
1055
01:01:53,114 --> 01:01:55,783
(upbeat music)
1056
01:02:17,138 --> 01:02:19,874
(ominous music)
1057
01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:27,114
(upbeat music)
1058
01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:36,023
(ominous music)
1059
01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:40,828
(crystal falling)
1060
01:02:40,861 --> 01:02:43,397
(electric static)
1061
01:02:43,431 --> 01:02:46,834
(slow ominous humming)
1062
01:02:53,575 --> 01:02:57,178
(gentle pianissimo music)
1063
01:04:00,908 --> 01:04:02,977
You left the windows closed
again.
1064
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:06,247
The closet is trying to
cook us in our sleep.
1065
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,882
Sorry about that.
1066
01:04:07,915 --> 01:04:10,351
I looked up who owned that
website
1067
01:04:10,384 --> 01:04:13,421
and I just found this
social media profile left up
1068
01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:15,256
as a Memorial to some dead guy.
1069
01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:18,959
We just sorta run something
past you.
1070
01:04:18,993 --> 01:04:23,498
What if that is stop?
1071
01:04:23,532 --> 01:04:24,700
You know, and what if the other
night
1072
01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:28,235
when that block of quartz
was almost dropped to my head
1073
01:04:28,269 --> 01:04:31,038
what if that was a message
that was like, "Hey, stop."
1074
01:04:32,474 --> 01:04:35,544
We're not quite in dangerous
uncharted territory yet.
1075
01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,211
I mean, Jesus man, we're in
Laurel Canyon.
1076
01:04:37,244 --> 01:04:38,179
Harry Houdini used to live here,
1077
01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:40,448
Jim Morrison used to
live here, I don't know.
1078
01:04:40,482 --> 01:04:41,516
Maybe we were just the most
recent people
1079
01:04:41,550 --> 01:04:44,385
that tap into its special
frequency or something.
1080
01:04:44,418 --> 01:04:45,986
You realized that everyone
1081
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:47,888
you just said had a horrible
death.
1082
01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:55,196
(gentle guitar music)
1083
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:01,570
Did you hear that?
1084
01:05:01,603 --> 01:05:02,470
Yeah.
1085
01:05:04,171 --> 01:05:07,308
(gentle guitar music)
1086
01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:13,214
Hey can you play with it?
1087
01:05:17,586 --> 01:05:19,987
(guitar music)
1088
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:24,125
Yeah. Okay. Keep playing.
I'll be right back.
1089
01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:44,579
(brisk guitar music)
1090
01:05:55,624 --> 01:05:58,392
Pythagoras had this thing
called the Honey of the Spheres.
1091
01:05:58,426 --> 01:06:00,127
Where he believed that the
movement
1092
01:06:00,161 --> 01:06:02,196
of the stars corresponded to
musical notes
1093
01:06:02,229 --> 01:06:05,065
and the musical notes
will make a symphony.
1094
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:09,003
So play again, but just
really slow because I suck.
1095
01:06:09,036 --> 01:06:10,938
I've only play this thing a few
times.
1096
01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:13,374
Alright.
1097
01:06:19,681 --> 01:06:22,684
(soft guitar music)
1098
01:06:28,122 --> 01:06:29,658
All right see. Higher.
1099
01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:33,994
Actually, I think we might be
good.
1100
01:06:34,028 --> 01:06:36,997
I think we kinda got the,
you know, how it works
1101
01:06:37,031 --> 01:06:39,133
and how this does the whole
thing.
1102
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:41,503
I don't think anyone's
gonna buy half a documentary.
1103
01:06:43,805 --> 01:06:45,339
The thing is pretty heavy.
1104
01:06:46,508 --> 01:06:47,609
Hey, I really get it,
1105
01:06:49,443 --> 01:06:50,545
we are on to something.
1106
01:06:52,179 --> 01:06:53,548
Just do it for me please.
1107
01:07:02,156 --> 01:07:03,625
Thank you. Alright.
1108
01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:14,536
(rapid guitar music)
1109
01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:21,676
(high pitched electric static)
1110
01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:29,484
Oh, what the fuck.
1111
01:07:31,653 --> 01:07:34,388
(alarm blaring)
1112
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,193
I mean Beethoven was deaf.
1113
01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:40,261
Are your ears still ringing?
1114
01:07:40,294 --> 01:07:43,430
My ears are so fucked
they cannot get any worse.
1115
01:07:43,464 --> 01:07:44,398
Are you in a band or something.
1116
01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,800
I wish I was in a band.
1117
01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:48,737
I worked the summer at
symphony hall in San Antonio
1118
01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:50,237
and something about the
acoustics there.
1119
01:07:50,271 --> 01:07:52,474
Night after night just
battered my ear drums.
1120
01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:53,742
Oh man, I would've quit.
1121
01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:56,143
[Levi] Couldn't quit. It was
my job, I had to pay my rent.
1122
01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:57,077
Oh yeah, sorry.
1123
01:07:57,111 --> 01:08:01,148
It was part of another
probation program.
1124
01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,082
Another one?
1125
01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:09,558
I'm not offended.
1126
01:08:09,591 --> 01:08:10,825
I get, this is really
entertaining for you,
1127
01:08:10,859 --> 01:08:15,329
but this one involves my sister
1128
01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,531
and out of respect for her,
1129
01:08:16,565 --> 01:08:20,669
I'd rather just not talk about
it, especially on camera.
1130
01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,504
[John] Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry
about that.
1131
01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:24,806
Yeah. Camera is off.
1132
01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:27,274
So think about every little
thing
1133
01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:29,544
that's taking you to this
moment so far,
1134
01:08:29,578 --> 01:08:31,613
can't change anything by like a
second.
1135
01:08:31,646 --> 01:08:33,213
And we never even meet these
things.
1136
01:08:33,247 --> 01:08:35,349
No closet, no symbol. No 1908.
1137
01:08:37,351 --> 01:08:40,622
(traffic light beeping)
1138
01:08:43,658 --> 01:08:44,593
That was amazing.
1139
01:08:44,626 --> 01:08:48,128
Yeah. I mean, what's crazier?
1140
01:08:48,162 --> 01:08:50,164
Believing every single
coincidence you ever see
1141
01:08:50,197 --> 01:08:51,465
or just ignoring them all.
1142
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,736
In last week. Yeah.
Timing changes everything.
1143
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:01,676
I thought this through, stay
with me,
1144
01:09:03,478 --> 01:09:05,379
you and me, our whole lives.
1145
01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:09,484
We've seen all of these movies
and TV shows and video games
1146
01:09:09,517 --> 01:09:12,921
that are basically about
simulations, right.
1147
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,022
And right now,
1148
01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:18,493
me and you are making a film
referencing simulations.
1149
01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:20,260
Isn't this all totally stuff
1150
01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:23,364
that you would program
into your own simulation?
1151
01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:26,333
So there were these
neuroscientists on it
1152
01:09:26,367 --> 01:09:28,302
that were saying that
unconscious minds
1153
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,571
have their own agendas.
1154
01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:34,776
Maybe the entities are
controlling our unconscious minds
1155
01:09:35,275 --> 01:09:35,910
in order to get us to do
something
1156
01:09:35,944 --> 01:09:37,946
like that signaling contact,
1157
01:09:37,979 --> 01:09:40,280
but the receivers are our
limbic systems.
1158
01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:43,785
And then someday someone's
gonna watch this finished film.
1159
01:09:43,818 --> 01:09:46,220
I'll be watching from their
simulations
1160
01:09:46,253 --> 01:09:49,323
and all of their simulations
will collide
1161
01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:50,925
with this simulation right here.
1162
01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:53,628
I'd say, I just can't figure out
1163
01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:55,563
what that has to do with the
Pythagorean,
1164
01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,832
but I think it's really cool.
1165
01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:02,403
All right. What you're saying
makes perfect sense, but...
1166
01:10:02,436 --> 01:10:03,303
What is?
1167
01:10:04,572 --> 01:10:06,941
Cats, there are these parasites
1168
01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:08,208
that you can get from cats
1169
01:10:08,242 --> 01:10:09,944
that actually mind control
humans.
1170
01:10:09,978 --> 01:10:12,480
That's totally real. You can
look it up.
1171
01:10:12,514 --> 01:10:13,848
There's cats all around our
buildings
1172
01:10:13,882 --> 01:10:16,383
so we can totally have these
parasites.
1173
01:10:16,417 --> 01:10:19,319
They might be using these
parasites to control us.
1174
01:10:19,353 --> 01:10:22,389
Schizophrenia increased around
the turn of the century,
1175
01:10:22,423 --> 01:10:24,826
which is right around the
cat ownership became common.
1176
01:10:24,859 --> 01:10:26,260
I've actually got to get to
work.
1177
01:10:26,293 --> 01:10:27,696
We should wrap this up.
1178
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:28,395
I mean, we haven't even checked
1179
01:10:28,429 --> 01:10:29,229
like a third of the grave site.
1180
01:10:29,263 --> 01:10:30,165
Well, I can't call in sick again
1181
01:10:30,197 --> 01:10:32,366
chasing down apparently my
shitty theory.
1182
01:10:33,601 --> 01:10:36,336
(ominous music)
1183
01:10:39,474 --> 01:10:40,508
Yeah. I don't know how you
knew
1184
01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:46,614
that that was my phone number.
1185
01:10:46,648 --> 01:10:48,850
That's a pretty well
coincidence.
1186
01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:49,751
[John] It's nearly impossible.
1187
01:10:49,784 --> 01:10:51,653
I mean, statistically it's
impossible
1188
01:10:51,686 --> 01:10:53,021
that coincidences don't happen.
1189
01:10:53,054 --> 01:10:54,489
[John] You were compelled to
bring
1190
01:10:54,522 --> 01:10:56,691
in Dr. Rita Miller, right?
1191
01:10:56,725 --> 01:10:59,393
A chemistry PhD from UCLA.
1192
01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,360
And what was the point
at which you thought,
1193
01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:02,831
"All right, time to
bring in the big guns?"
1194
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:07,936
I suspected that there may
be some impaired thinking,
1195
01:11:07,969 --> 01:11:11,639
which is a side effect
of chromium and lead.
1196
01:11:11,673 --> 01:11:13,608
So I referred what I found
1197
01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,376
to a chemist that I knew in
undergrad,
1198
01:11:16,410 --> 01:11:19,914
Rita, also her PhD is in music
history,
1199
01:11:19,948 --> 01:11:21,415
It's not in chemistry.
1200
01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,585
I think I would be most natural.
1201
01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,621
It was like, I was doing
something else,
1202
01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,622
and then you just walked
up and you're like,
1203
01:11:27,655 --> 01:11:29,557
"Hey, you guys do this
like documentary thing."
1204
01:11:29,591 --> 01:11:31,391
And then you just do it that
way.
1205
01:11:31,425 --> 01:11:34,428
And then we get to the chemist
to drop off soil sample.
1206
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,363
She wants to sign an NDA,
1207
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:40,334
but it does turn out that her
wife went
1208
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,836
to high school with John's
sister.
1209
01:11:41,870 --> 01:11:43,772
[John] Hang on, it's
messing up the audio.
1210
01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:47,475
We get to the chemist to
drop off the soil sample
1211
01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:49,677
and she will not sign an NDA.
1212
01:11:49,711 --> 01:11:51,713
Hang on you just look like
your picking up lenses...
1213
01:11:51,746 --> 01:11:53,014
She will not sign an NDA.
1214
01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,448
No, you look like
you're putting up lenses
1215
01:11:54,482 --> 01:11:55,617
and put them down, stop.
1216
01:11:57,719 --> 01:11:59,554
And she will not sign an NDA,
1217
01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:04,492
but it turns out that high
school had the same name
1218
01:12:04,526 --> 01:12:07,529
as the street that John
found the first symbol.
1219
01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:10,999
And the phenomenon just
dried up. Just stopped.
1220
01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:16,370
[John] Can we just do
that last little bit,
1221
01:12:16,403 --> 01:12:17,872
but just kind of like dark and
mysterious
1222
01:12:17,906 --> 01:12:20,041
so that you can imagine the
music
1223
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:22,110
and bite the apple with
finality theme
1224
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,511
so we can cut out on it.
1225
01:12:24,813 --> 01:12:25,880
Finality. Yeah. Got it.
1226
01:12:25,914 --> 01:12:29,117
And then the phenomenon
just dried up. Just stopped.
1227
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:31,052
[John] Wait, can we do
it without the glasses?
1228
01:12:33,387 --> 01:12:35,990
(static humming)
1229
01:12:42,897 --> 01:12:44,799
Hey, you look cool.
1230
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,635
You are a real smoker. Good at
it.
1231
01:12:51,472 --> 01:12:54,475
(camera shuttering)
1232
01:12:55,476 --> 01:12:59,346
(radio speaking indistinctly)
1233
01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:05,486
I'm a little lighter, which
I have mixed feelings about,
1234
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:10,024
but maybe a little phenomenon
kicking in.
1235
01:13:10,058 --> 01:13:13,427
(radio speaking indistinctly)
1236
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,394
I admit it.
1237
01:13:16,531 --> 01:13:19,067
(static noises)
1238
01:13:24,072 --> 01:13:27,542
The radio station is 1908.
1239
01:13:30,712 --> 01:13:32,914
Radios like that don't
go that high, do they?
1240
01:13:32,947 --> 01:13:34,482
No, they don't.
1241
01:13:35,717 --> 01:13:36,551
(static noises)
1242
01:13:36,584 --> 01:13:37,986
Can you record this.
1243
01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:42,190
(static noises from radio)
1244
01:13:42,223 --> 01:13:44,158
Okay. Just get focus.
1245
01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:48,529
You are getting it?
1246
01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:50,031
[Radio] Of this apocalypse
was...
1247
01:13:50,064 --> 01:13:52,066
Did you roll any of that?
1248
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,735
I'm rolling now,
1249
01:13:53,768 --> 01:13:57,605
but I'm not really sure
what I'm rolling on,
1250
01:13:57,639 --> 01:14:00,174
but the good news is
1251
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:03,845
that any time this stuff
happens once it happens twice
1252
01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:06,547
and camera's ready
1253
01:14:06,581 --> 01:14:08,716
and we'll just wait
for it to happen again.
1254
01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:16,824
And what if it doesn't?
1255
01:14:16,858 --> 01:14:19,594
(ominous music)
1256
01:14:20,929 --> 01:14:25,700
All right. So it's been a
few weeks since any weird stuff
1257
01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:29,170
so I am thinking, it's time for
me
1258
01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:30,138
to finally get out of the city.
1259
01:14:30,171 --> 01:14:34,475
I just got to tell John, which
is awkward.
1260
01:14:40,148 --> 01:14:42,617
(phone ringing)
1261
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:44,552
[John] Hey, I know I'm supposed
1262
01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:45,219
to legally ask you for consent
to record,
1263
01:14:45,253 --> 01:14:46,154
but this is really,
1264
01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:52,193
It's kinda huge, so just
know it's recording. Cool?
1265
01:14:53,761 --> 01:14:54,862
Yeah. Right.
1266
01:14:54,896 --> 01:14:58,633
Hey man, this is hard to
say, but I'm leaving. I gotta
1267
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:01,669
be totally up by the first or
they take my security deposit
1268
01:15:01,703 --> 01:15:02,370
(John interrupting)
1269
01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:04,172
So last night I'm downstairs
1270
01:15:04,205 --> 01:15:09,544
and just helping Lonnie
through a vulnerable moment
1271
01:15:09,577 --> 01:15:10,244
he was having.
1272
01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:12,847
Is that enough?
1273
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:16,250
Yeah.
1274
01:15:18,987 --> 01:15:21,723
And I look at the apartment
next door
1275
01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:25,560
and here it was, I found it.
1276
01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:28,663
The floating doorway
1277
01:15:28,696 --> 01:15:30,031
and the door was just wide open.
1278
01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:31,299
So I walk in...
1279
01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:33,801
(lock shattering)
1280
01:15:33,835 --> 01:15:35,303
And inside there's just a whole
bunch
1281
01:15:35,336 --> 01:15:37,538
of these strays Sphinx cats,
1282
01:15:39,574 --> 01:15:41,876
And there was this...
1283
01:15:45,013 --> 01:15:46,314
[Levi] What?
1284
01:15:46,347 --> 01:15:49,083
(ominous music)
1285
01:15:54,022 --> 01:15:58,893
So if they made that
person over there, OD,
1286
01:16:01,162 --> 01:16:03,331
then that's like a sacrifice.
1287
01:16:03,364 --> 01:16:04,699
And it was a sacrifice.
1288
01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:07,168
That means this whole thing is
a ritual.
1289
01:16:08,069 --> 01:16:10,838
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1290
01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:11,839
I guess everything started right
1291
01:16:11,873 --> 01:16:14,609
when she OD, so that's
a really good theory.
1292
01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:19,914
Wait, didn't you say it was
1293
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:22,784
a guy walking his dog, the
junkie?
1294
01:16:22,817 --> 01:16:23,885
You ever have a dream
1295
01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:26,821
that you suspect is actually
just a buried memory?
1296
01:16:28,122 --> 01:16:30,658
I hope not, my dreams are
terrifying.
1297
01:16:30,691 --> 01:16:33,628
(people yelling)
1298
01:16:33,661 --> 01:16:35,797
I keep on having this
recurring dream
1299
01:16:35,830 --> 01:16:38,199
that I think might have
actually happened to me,
1300
01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:42,270
where I'm a kid and I'm
watching TV.
1301
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:47,608
There's a symbol in Budapest
1302
01:16:49,077 --> 01:16:52,814
in Middle East, in
somewhere I don't recognize.
1303
01:16:52,847 --> 01:16:55,850
But then I think maybe it's
just my brain being manipulated
1304
01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:58,352
by this place telling me to
figure it out.
1305
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:01,722
(closet door creaking)
1306
01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:02,723
What's with your closet?
1307
01:17:02,757 --> 01:17:06,060
What's this building?
What's your apartment?
1308
01:17:06,094 --> 01:17:08,696
I mean, jeez, something about
this city,
1309
01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:11,232
maybe like some kind of a
receiver,
1310
01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:13,634
transmitted something
like a satellite dish.
1311
01:17:23,845 --> 01:17:27,115
(Knock on the door)
1312
01:17:33,321 --> 01:17:36,057
(ominous music)
1313
01:17:46,968 --> 01:17:47,835
Check it out.
1314
01:17:54,242 --> 01:17:59,247
Yeah. Okay. This city was
designed according to this tablet.
1315
01:18:00,014 --> 01:18:02,150
Yeah. See these neighborhoods
1316
01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:06,020
and these parks are all on the
same grid like configuration.
1317
01:18:06,053 --> 01:18:07,121
I mean, I guess in 1908,
1318
01:18:07,155 --> 01:18:10,224
when about when all of those
would have been put up.
1319
01:18:10,258 --> 01:18:12,059
Fred Thompson would have been
supervising
1320
01:18:12,093 --> 01:18:13,928
the planning on that, so...
1321
01:18:15,897 --> 01:18:19,767
I just checked Quora
and there is no succulent,
1322
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:23,404
no cactus, not anything
like that, that grows fruit.
1323
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,006
That looks like that.
1324
01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:31,312
(ominous music)
1325
01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:49,697
I'm gonna try to eat it.
1326
01:18:52,767 --> 01:18:54,402
Actually pause for a second.
1327
01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:56,804
This dishwasher at work,
he ate this cactus.
1328
01:18:56,837 --> 01:18:59,474
He thought was peyote and
he got this mouth infection
1329
01:18:59,508 --> 01:19:01,142
and they had to remove his jaw.
1330
01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:04,245
I might be one of the first
people
1331
01:19:04,278 --> 01:19:07,048
in the universe to taste
an inter-dimensional fruit.
1332
01:19:07,949 --> 01:19:11,852
If I died doing that, I'm fine
with that.
1333
01:19:13,087 --> 01:19:15,823
(ominous music)
1334
01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:26,901
Is that morse code?
1335
01:19:27,902 --> 01:19:31,038
(banging on the door)
1336
01:19:46,354 --> 01:19:49,357
(suspenseful music)
1337
01:20:01,936 --> 01:20:03,337
Oh my God.
1338
01:20:03,371 --> 01:20:04,238
What?
1339
01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:08,943
It's a book.
1340
01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:13,080
Someone left us a book?
1341
01:20:17,118 --> 01:20:20,555
The delivery guy left us a book
1342
01:20:20,589 --> 01:20:23,391
because I bought a book about
the neighborhood on Amazon.
1343
01:20:23,424 --> 01:20:25,926
Fucking asshole, I
almost stabbed a mailman.
1344
01:20:27,496 --> 01:20:29,930
I found the original
survey of this land parcel.
1345
01:20:29,964 --> 01:20:32,466
And yes, indeed the original
city planners
1346
01:20:32,501 --> 01:20:34,168
did use this shape in order
1347
01:20:34,201 --> 01:20:36,505
to define the real estate
borders.
1348
01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:40,609
Brief glimpse at the history
of this patch of dirt,
1349
01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:43,144
tells us precisely why
they might've done that.
1350
01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:45,614
Did you know that Aldous Huxley
once
1351
01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:48,115
had a Mescalin experience
that was mystical
1352
01:20:48,149 --> 01:20:51,285
and changed his entire
life, just over the hill.
1353
01:20:51,319 --> 01:20:54,255
Jack Parsons of the jet
propulsion laboratory
1354
01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:55,990
and sex magic fame,
1355
01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:58,893
for a very brief time rented
one of these apartments.
1356
01:20:58,926 --> 01:21:01,128
And also if one were to examine
the soil,
1357
01:21:01,162 --> 01:21:03,964
he'd find evidence of a
meteorite strike.
1358
01:21:03,998 --> 01:21:06,400
Might be natural to ask what
exactly
1359
01:21:06,434 --> 01:21:09,403
were the early Pythagorean
city planners doing here.
1360
01:21:10,639 --> 01:21:12,541
Well, it's the same thing as us,
1361
01:21:13,608 --> 01:21:15,009
researching the gateway.
1362
01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,547
Gateway or science,
1363
01:21:20,649 --> 01:21:21,550
meets magic.
1364
01:21:24,285 --> 01:21:26,454
(ominous music)
1365
01:21:26,488 --> 01:21:27,321
How's that?
1366
01:21:27,355 --> 01:21:28,557
That was great.
1367
01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:30,224
I really liked the accent.
1368
01:21:31,926 --> 01:21:32,893
Was I doing an accent?
1369
01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:35,196
No it sounds like a
Hobbit. It was awesome.
1370
01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:37,632
Should we retake it?
1371
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:38,600
No, we're great,
1372
01:21:40,234 --> 01:21:43,270
but wait, there's an extra
little piece at the end, right?
1373
01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:45,674
The part about if we're for,
1374
01:21:45,707 --> 01:21:47,908
I don't think we're gonna use
it.
1375
01:21:47,942 --> 01:21:49,009
And even if we were wrong
about everything else,
1376
01:21:49,043 --> 01:21:54,215
it has always been here,
here in this patch of dirt.
1377
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,386
Actually, by the way I
was thinking about it.
1378
01:21:58,419 --> 01:22:00,489
That should be the title,
"Something in the Dirt",
1379
01:22:00,522 --> 01:22:02,056
not "Something in the Light".
1380
01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,361
You hear that?
1381
01:22:07,395 --> 01:22:10,464
(morse code beeping)
1382
01:22:17,371 --> 01:22:18,372
That's morse code.
1383
01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:24,011
(morse code beeping)
1384
01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:31,586
How'd you know which one was
langitude
1385
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,120
and which one was lotitude.
1386
01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:35,256
Latitude and longitude, and I
didn't.
1387
01:22:36,257 --> 01:22:37,492
If you swap those two
coordinates,
1388
01:22:37,526 --> 01:22:39,293
you end up at Point Nemo,
1389
01:22:39,326 --> 01:22:40,629
the most isolated place on earth
1390
01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:42,597
in the middle of the Pacific
ocean.
1391
01:22:42,631 --> 01:22:44,265
So the place in the middle of
the Pacific
1392
01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:45,399
is gonna be plan B
1393
01:22:45,433 --> 01:22:46,735
and the place that's right near
us
1394
01:22:46,768 --> 01:22:48,503
in the desert is gonna be plan
A.
1395
01:22:49,538 --> 01:22:50,404
What's this?
1396
01:22:52,006 --> 01:22:53,007
I thought you said you had this
book
1397
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,074
since you were a teenager.
1398
01:22:56,711 --> 01:23:00,649
I did. I just got it
reprinted when we needed it,
1399
01:23:00,682 --> 01:23:02,551
because it was kind of falling
apart.
1400
01:23:06,488 --> 01:23:07,388
Really?
1401
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,357
Yeah. Stop being paranoid.
It's weird.
1402
01:23:11,358 --> 01:23:14,094
(ominous music)
1403
01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:33,708
(static noise)
1404
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,295
(ominous music)
1405
01:25:20,689 --> 01:25:23,825
(shrill static noise)
1406
01:25:49,284 --> 01:25:52,420
I was wondering if maybe
that's sacrifice next door.
1407
01:25:52,454 --> 01:25:53,288
Maybe that's the quartz
1408
01:25:53,321 --> 01:25:55,323
and the building is foundation
needs.
1409
01:25:57,225 --> 01:26:02,197
Blood, like life energy in
order to carry the signals
1410
01:26:02,230 --> 01:26:04,533
that communicate with the mind
parasites.
1411
01:26:04,567 --> 01:26:07,335
I know sounds kind of nuts,
but I'm just riffing here.
1412
01:26:08,838 --> 01:26:10,539
You want to get back on the
road.
1413
01:26:10,573 --> 01:26:13,643
Yeah. This is the same zip
code
1414
01:26:13,676 --> 01:26:15,845
as the beach I spear fish at,
1415
01:26:15,878 --> 01:26:20,850
and that is the beach
which I spear fish at.
1416
01:26:24,219 --> 01:26:25,788
I don't know it kind of looks
like
1417
01:26:25,821 --> 01:26:27,490
It could be a beach
anywhere though, right?
1418
01:26:33,629 --> 01:26:34,864
It really looks like it.
1419
01:26:36,565 --> 01:26:37,900
I am just trying to make
sure that we stay on track
1420
01:26:37,933 --> 01:26:39,401
so we get the right answer.
1421
01:26:40,301 --> 01:26:43,539
"Speed is fine, but accuracy is
final."
1422
01:26:45,908 --> 01:26:46,942
Wyatt Earp said that.
1423
01:26:56,018 --> 01:26:58,854
Okay. Hi, I'm Michael.
1424
01:26:58,888 --> 01:27:00,388
I was brought in later in
1425
01:27:00,422 --> 01:27:03,224
the whole process of the
documentary
1426
01:27:03,258 --> 01:27:04,593
because the edit was getting.
1427
01:27:05,594 --> 01:27:07,228
Basically John empowered me
1428
01:27:07,262 --> 01:27:08,731
to give my point of view.
1429
01:27:08,764 --> 01:27:10,766
You know, the one that he
couldn't see,
1430
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:11,767
keep it objective.
1431
01:27:13,836 --> 01:27:16,304
At first I thought if we
all trusted each other
1432
01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:18,607
and the checks cleared
1433
01:27:20,042 --> 01:27:22,511
and that's when John was in
control
1434
01:27:22,545 --> 01:27:24,480
and it was what it was.
1435
01:27:26,849 --> 01:27:28,884
But then after the radiation
incident.
1436
01:27:30,351 --> 01:27:32,822
(static noise)
1437
01:27:36,058 --> 01:27:39,260
(suspenseful music)
1438
01:27:40,395 --> 01:27:42,932
(ominous music)
1439
01:28:40,022 --> 01:28:41,824
All right. First things first,
1440
01:28:41,857 --> 01:28:42,925
I need you to stay calm
1441
01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:45,895
because I have this completely
under control, okay?
1442
01:28:45,928 --> 01:28:47,163
What's up John?
1443
01:28:47,196 --> 01:28:49,799
The electromagnetic spectrum
does not end in visible light
1444
01:28:49,832 --> 01:28:53,068
and infrared, there's also
the UV part of the spectrum.
1445
01:28:53,102 --> 01:28:54,036
And I have a sunburn
1446
01:28:54,069 --> 01:28:56,539
that was caused by ultraviolet
rays, look.
1447
01:28:59,775 --> 01:29:00,943
That could be x-ray radiation.
1448
01:29:00,976 --> 01:29:03,012
We might've been walking around
in gamma rays for months.
1449
01:29:03,045 --> 01:29:04,079
It mutated that plant,
1450
01:29:04,113 --> 01:29:06,048
who knows what it's doing to
our DNA.
1451
01:29:06,081 --> 01:29:07,783
We might not even be human
anymore.
1452
01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:11,654
(Levi mumbling)
1453
01:29:11,687 --> 01:29:14,455
Now have constructed this
radiation suit
1454
01:29:14,490 --> 01:29:15,791
because we can't let building
management
1455
01:29:15,825 --> 01:29:17,425
sending the EMF inspector
1456
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:19,562
and I closed all the
windows just to be safe.
1457
01:29:19,595 --> 01:29:22,498
So, give it a look.
1458
01:29:25,968 --> 01:29:29,638
(radiation suite rustling)
1459
01:30:28,063 --> 01:30:30,799
(ominous music)
1460
01:30:37,006 --> 01:30:37,873
It cooked the plant.
1461
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,075
What's with the skull?
1462
01:30:41,243 --> 01:30:44,113
So I downloaded geocache app
1463
01:30:44,146 --> 01:30:47,549
and I put in the zip code
from the redacted manuscript
1464
01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:51,520
and coordinates came up for
the beach that I Spearfish at.
1465
01:30:51,553 --> 01:30:55,624
And I swam down in the
reef and I found that guy.
1466
01:30:57,126 --> 01:30:57,993
You did that?
1467
01:31:02,898 --> 01:31:04,566
Well, you know, you're not
supposed
1468
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:05,634
to keep geocaches catches,
right?
1469
01:31:05,668 --> 01:31:06,969
I know, I just figured since
1470
01:31:07,002 --> 01:31:09,672
it was probably relevant
to what we're doing, but...
1471
01:31:12,574 --> 01:31:13,441
(Levi chuckling)
1472
01:31:13,475 --> 01:31:16,545
Wait, you keep geocaches all
the time.
1473
01:31:16,578 --> 01:31:18,180
How is a fake scull relevant.
1474
01:31:24,019 --> 01:31:26,722
How do you know it's a fake
skull?
1475
01:31:27,923 --> 01:31:30,159
You cooked the fucking hard
drives.
1476
01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:32,227
We both cooked the fucking
hard drives.
1477
01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:35,064
You are the video...
1478
01:31:35,097 --> 01:31:39,168
(both arguing indistinctly)
1479
01:31:39,201 --> 01:31:41,203
You are the fucking video
organizer.
1480
01:31:41,236 --> 01:31:43,539
And I told you a million
fucking times,
1481
01:31:43,572 --> 01:31:44,740
to open the windows.
1482
01:31:45,774 --> 01:31:46,709
Was I supposed to do man?
1483
01:31:46,742 --> 01:31:48,210
Just let radiation billow out
1484
01:31:48,243 --> 01:31:50,679
all over Laurel Canyon like
Chernobyl.
1485
01:31:50,713 --> 01:31:51,914
There is no radiation.
1486
01:31:51,947 --> 01:31:53,649
And you left the hard drives
next
1487
01:31:53,682 --> 01:31:56,085
to the hottest place in the
whole fucking apartment.
1488
01:31:56,118 --> 01:32:00,089
They're not all cooked.
We'll just recreate something.
1489
01:32:00,122 --> 01:32:04,193
(speaking in a foreign language)
1490
01:32:40,763 --> 01:32:42,097
As soon as I talked to him,
1491
01:32:42,131 --> 01:32:44,099
he said, okay, this is all real.
1492
01:32:44,133 --> 01:32:46,168
What I need you to redo,
1493
01:32:46,201 --> 01:32:47,036
and whatever the fuck that
means,
1494
01:32:47,069 --> 01:32:49,638
and what really sucks was that
Stefania
1495
01:32:49,671 --> 01:32:52,274
was like this we are not going
to give them the footage.
1496
01:32:52,307 --> 01:32:53,942
Until we get paid.
1497
01:32:53,976 --> 01:32:56,578
I'd personally hold onto that
footage
1498
01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:59,048
until they get paid and we got
fired.
1499
01:32:59,081 --> 01:33:02,951
And now we're on what would
be the sixth editor, seven?
1500
01:33:02,985 --> 01:33:03,852
How many is it?
1501
01:33:05,187 --> 01:33:07,990
(door unlocking)
1502
01:33:13,829 --> 01:33:15,664
I thought you're working
tonight.
1503
01:33:15,697 --> 01:33:18,033
My carbon monoxide detector
went off
1504
01:33:18,067 --> 01:33:19,368
and I'm gonna have someone take
a look
1505
01:33:19,401 --> 01:33:20,335
at it tomorrow morning,
1506
01:33:20,369 --> 01:33:22,171
but in the meantime,
it's for my own safety,
1507
01:33:22,204 --> 01:33:24,740
I'm gonna stay on up here
tonight.
1508
01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:26,875
Actually, I'm not working
tonight
1509
01:33:26,909 --> 01:33:28,644
and I kinda need my spot.
1510
01:33:32,748 --> 01:33:35,317
I mean, maybe I could
just stay in the bedroom.
1511
01:33:35,350 --> 01:33:36,985
If you're gonna stay out here.
1512
01:33:39,354 --> 01:33:43,158
(radio humming indistinctly)
1513
01:33:57,072 --> 01:34:00,008
(ceremonial music)
1514
01:34:40,249 --> 01:34:41,884
Welcome back.
1515
01:34:41,917 --> 01:34:45,254
(rapid ceremonial music)
1516
01:34:48,190 --> 01:34:52,127
(diminishing ceremonial music)
1517
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,335
Is it the biggest fluctuation
yet.
1518
01:35:02,938 --> 01:35:05,807
(ground rumbling)
1519
01:35:12,948 --> 01:35:18,020
I'm telling you, man, this
can be really dangerous.
1520
01:35:18,053 --> 01:35:18,820
This structure could be...
1521
01:35:18,854 --> 01:35:20,856
Every building in LA since 1978
1522
01:35:20,889 --> 01:35:22,424
has been retrofitted for
earthquakes.
1523
01:35:22,457 --> 01:35:25,761
Come on, they are back, come on.
1524
01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:43,946
Thought it would be a kind of a
big night
1525
01:35:43,979 --> 01:35:46,048
at the bar, right? New Year's?
1526
01:35:47,049 --> 01:35:47,916
I got fired.
1527
01:35:48,917 --> 01:35:49,851
Really?
1528
01:35:49,885 --> 01:35:51,954
Yeah. And if we're
gonna keep taking beers,
1529
01:35:51,987 --> 01:35:53,822
will you please replenish
them like I asked
1530
01:35:53,855 --> 01:35:55,090
to replenish fucking times.
1531
01:35:55,123 --> 01:35:55,791
I'm sure you're gonna find
1532
01:35:55,824 --> 01:35:57,459
another bartending gig, right?
1533
01:35:57,493 --> 01:35:58,894
I liked my job and bartending
jobs
1534
01:35:58,927 --> 01:36:01,063
are insanely hard to find in
Los Angeles.
1535
01:36:03,198 --> 01:36:04,866
I'm leaving anyways. Fuck it.
1536
01:36:08,437 --> 01:36:10,005
Wait, you're still gonna go.
1537
01:36:12,241 --> 01:36:14,409
Thread just picked up,
you're just gonna go?
1538
01:36:16,345 --> 01:36:17,913
I don't have a thread.
1539
01:36:17,946 --> 01:36:20,782
You have a thread and hoax
skeletons
1540
01:36:20,816 --> 01:36:22,884
and non-existent radiation
aren't part of it.
1541
01:36:22,918 --> 01:36:24,253
This new stuff doesn't add up.
1542
01:36:25,555 --> 01:36:27,189
Better explanations will be
1543
01:36:27,222 --> 01:36:29,124
that you got fucking brain
damage from reduced gravity.
1544
01:36:29,157 --> 01:36:31,960
Do you think that maybe you
blame random shit on gravity,
1545
01:36:31,994 --> 01:36:33,128
because you don't want
to bother to figure out
1546
01:36:33,161 --> 01:36:34,296
what's really going on?
1547
01:36:40,335 --> 01:36:41,169
Why do you do that?
1548
01:36:41,203 --> 01:36:42,137
Do what Levi?
1549
01:36:44,373 --> 01:36:48,343
Somehow everything
everyone else says as absurd,
1550
01:36:48,377 --> 01:36:49,244
but fucking...
1551
01:36:52,247 --> 01:36:54,983
(ominous music)
1552
01:36:57,452 --> 01:37:01,056
(rapid suspenseful music)
1553
01:37:05,927 --> 01:37:08,130
Roll the security camera.
1554
01:37:13,001 --> 01:37:14,069
It's glitching again it's
frozen.
1555
01:37:14,102 --> 01:37:15,070
You got to restart it in
1556
01:37:15,103 --> 01:37:15,971
the playback part of the app.
1557
01:37:16,004 --> 01:37:16,872
No shit.
1558
01:37:32,954 --> 01:37:33,822
What's this?
1559
01:37:35,957 --> 01:37:38,360
Came in and it looked
like your bag had exploded.
1560
01:37:38,393 --> 01:37:39,629
So I cleaned up your mess.
1561
01:37:39,662 --> 01:37:42,364
Weird because it looks like
you're going through my shit.
1562
01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:46,368
Yeah. I accidentally
saw some legal documents
1563
01:37:46,401 --> 01:37:48,403
and sure I suppose that you're
not
1564
01:37:48,437 --> 01:37:50,506
what most people would think
of as a real sex offender.
1565
01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:53,008
But what you are is a person
1566
01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:56,546
who helped his sister
rob construction sites.
1567
01:37:58,046 --> 01:37:59,014
And I'm pretty sure your license
1568
01:37:59,047 --> 01:38:01,450
is suspended for some
unpaid parking tickets.
1569
01:38:06,556 --> 01:38:10,192
All right, here's what happened.
1570
01:38:12,528 --> 01:38:14,630
I was helping her get back
something
1571
01:38:14,664 --> 01:38:16,666
that she said was hers.
1572
01:38:16,699 --> 01:38:19,468
And that was probably a
really stupid thing to do.
1573
01:38:20,536 --> 01:38:23,071
But I did it because I felt
guilty
1574
01:38:23,105 --> 01:38:25,240
about giving her her first bump.
1575
01:38:27,643 --> 01:38:30,680
And I have no idea why I'm
explaining
1576
01:38:30,713 --> 01:38:32,615
this to an asshole extremist
1577
01:38:32,648 --> 01:38:34,617
who lives off of with his
ex-husband.
1578
01:38:34,650 --> 01:38:36,084
You know what it makes
a whole lot of sense
1579
01:38:36,118 --> 01:38:38,220
that you turned your sister
into a junkie.
1580
01:38:40,055 --> 01:38:40,989
Did that kill her?
1581
01:38:42,290 --> 01:38:45,293
(suspenseful music)
1582
01:38:51,199 --> 01:38:52,668
Yeah. Go ahead and record this.
1583
01:38:54,269 --> 01:38:57,005
(ominous music)
1584
01:39:03,278 --> 01:39:05,515
You know why I think you're
leaving?
1585
01:39:05,548 --> 01:39:07,583
It's because you are allergic
to success.
1586
01:39:08,984 --> 01:39:09,951
You're a fuck up.
1587
01:39:11,487 --> 01:39:14,256
And you wear it like some
kind of a badge of honor
1588
01:39:14,289 --> 01:39:15,223
and you dress like a child
1589
01:39:15,257 --> 01:39:17,527
so that nobody ever
expects anything of you.
1590
01:39:18,628 --> 01:39:19,529
To be really honest.
1591
01:39:19,562 --> 01:39:21,963
I think if we actually found
some success
1592
01:39:21,997 --> 01:39:24,099
in this thing we're trying to
do,
1593
01:39:24,132 --> 01:39:25,668
you'd find a way to fuck that
up.
1594
01:39:25,701 --> 01:39:28,403
What have you had the success
at?
1595
01:39:28,437 --> 01:39:32,040
Actually don't tell me,
I don't give a shit.
1596
01:39:32,073 --> 01:39:33,476
I'm just fascinated that in
addition
1597
01:39:33,509 --> 01:39:35,545
to being an unemployed
arrogant, fascist,
1598
01:39:35,578 --> 01:39:37,979
you're also a compulsive liar.
1599
01:39:38,013 --> 01:39:38,947
Actually I've made more money
1600
01:39:38,980 --> 01:39:40,616
than you've ever seen in your
entire life.
1601
01:39:40,650 --> 01:39:42,417
John you're a scooter wrangler.
1602
01:39:42,451 --> 01:39:44,487
And you are the oldest
bartender in LA,
1603
01:39:45,454 --> 01:39:46,756
I bet your parents are
really proud of that.
1604
01:39:46,789 --> 01:39:49,357
Wait, what did you
do with all that money?
1605
01:39:49,391 --> 01:39:50,258
I donated it.
1606
01:39:50,292 --> 01:39:51,259
To who? To what?
1607
01:39:51,293 --> 01:39:52,360
To my church.
1608
01:39:58,433 --> 01:39:59,735
You're right, I'm a fuck up,
1609
01:39:59,769 --> 01:40:04,272
but at least I'm not a gullible
fraud.
1610
01:40:04,306 --> 01:40:06,709
I mean, you put away the courts
collection
1611
01:40:06,742 --> 01:40:09,344
and the snake skins before
I come over at least
1612
01:40:09,377 --> 01:40:13,549
and hide the receipts for
the shit you fabricated.
1613
01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:16,318
(ominous music)
1614
01:40:18,621 --> 01:40:19,387
You know I think I just realized
1615
01:40:19,421 --> 01:40:21,189
that I'm glad that you're
leaving
1616
01:40:22,190 --> 01:40:24,459
because the only reason
I'm doing this with you
1617
01:40:24,494 --> 01:40:26,294
is because you just happened to
pay rent
1618
01:40:26,328 --> 01:40:28,531
on this stupid place by
coincidence.
1619
01:40:31,466 --> 01:40:34,202
It really upsets me to watch
you deceive yourself thinking
1620
01:40:34,236 --> 01:40:36,606
that it's gonna be any
better where you're going,
1621
01:40:37,607 --> 01:40:38,541
because you don't realize
1622
01:40:38,574 --> 01:40:40,610
that you still have to
live with being you.
1623
01:40:45,515 --> 01:40:48,584
You're a fuck up. You're a
criminal.
1624
01:40:50,352 --> 01:40:51,419
And you have a low IQ.
1625
01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:56,592
(suspenseful music)
1626
01:41:05,835 --> 01:41:07,837
Sometimes I wonder if these
two things
1627
01:41:07,870 --> 01:41:09,404
are just like you and me,
1628
01:41:09,437 --> 01:41:11,774
like one of them
manipulating the other one
1629
01:41:11,807 --> 01:41:14,544
and one in this rabbit hole to
nowhere.
1630
01:41:14,577 --> 01:41:15,678
And the other one just comes
1631
01:41:15,711 --> 01:41:18,446
to simply going along with it
1632
01:41:21,884 --> 01:41:27,155
because he just wants to
believe in something different
1633
01:41:27,188 --> 01:41:29,291
than his actual life.
1634
01:41:32,394 --> 01:41:34,497
Maybe the complicit one's
life wouldn't be so shitty
1635
01:41:34,530 --> 01:41:37,132
if he was smart enough to
dig his own rabbit hole.
1636
01:41:38,801 --> 01:41:41,537
Maybe the gravity one shouldn't
blame
1637
01:41:41,571 --> 01:41:43,438
the electromagnetism one for
the fact
1638
01:41:43,471 --> 01:41:44,674
that he was a piece of a long
time
1639
01:41:44,707 --> 01:41:45,741
before they ever met.
1640
01:41:51,781 --> 01:41:53,381
Shit I just realized,
1641
01:41:56,351 --> 01:41:57,653
you're neither one of them,
1642
01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:03,224
but best here, whatever is
slithering in the ceiling,
1643
01:42:03,258 --> 01:42:05,561
just a big fucking reptile.
1644
01:42:09,498 --> 01:42:11,366
I am done. Get the fuck out.
1645
01:42:24,947 --> 01:42:27,617
(static noise)
1646
01:42:58,446 --> 01:43:02,183
(dog barking at a distance)
1647
01:43:05,821 --> 01:43:09,290
(footsteps approaching)
1648
01:43:21,537 --> 01:43:26,174
If it helps, I felt that
quake down in the garage.
1649
01:43:37,452 --> 01:43:38,821
That was a real earthquake?
1650
01:43:56,572 --> 01:43:57,873
You and me aren't friends.
1651
01:43:59,475 --> 01:44:02,611
I mean, I don't have
any friends or family.
1652
01:44:04,780 --> 01:44:06,682
I still wouldn't choose
to spend time with you
1653
01:44:06,716 --> 01:44:08,918
if we weren't working
on this thing together,
1654
01:44:10,653 --> 01:44:14,690
that said it's a lot easier to
believe
1655
01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:19,294
that someone is pure
evil when in actuality,
1656
01:44:20,563 --> 01:44:23,331
it's really unlikely
that either one of us is.
1657
01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,570
Well. I don't know.
1658
01:44:27,603 --> 01:44:28,571
One of us could be.
1659
01:44:30,072 --> 01:44:35,276
Either way. I want all
these threads to add up,
1660
01:44:39,915 --> 01:44:41,517
but there's just more threads.
1661
01:44:44,452 --> 01:44:48,657
All right.
1662
01:44:52,862 --> 01:44:55,631
Tomorrow morning, oh jeez,
I guess in a few hours,
1663
01:44:57,032 --> 01:44:59,568
I'll have somebody come take a
look
1664
01:44:59,602 --> 01:45:00,936
at the apartment and if it's
safe,
1665
01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:05,440
you and I can hold up down
there until you move on
1666
01:45:05,473 --> 01:45:06,274
to wherever you're going.
1667
01:45:06,307 --> 01:45:08,611
And I'll just stay in my car
tonight.
1668
01:45:08,644 --> 01:45:10,746
No, you're probably right
1669
01:45:10,780 --> 01:45:13,381
if this place is gonna
sink into the ground
1670
01:45:13,414 --> 01:45:14,049
it would've already.
1671
01:45:14,083 --> 01:45:15,785
I'll sleep on this guy.
1672
01:45:15,818 --> 01:45:17,352
Shove it in there just to be
safe,
1673
01:45:17,385 --> 01:45:18,587
you can take my room.
1674
01:45:19,855 --> 01:45:20,856
All right.
1675
01:45:36,605 --> 01:45:37,472
Hey.
1676
01:45:43,679 --> 01:45:45,648
Can I have a second beer to
help me sleep?
1677
01:45:52,955 --> 01:45:55,624
(loud banging)
1678
01:46:02,031 --> 01:46:05,568
(John breathing heavily)
1679
01:46:07,069 --> 01:46:10,773
(fireworks cracking)
1680
01:46:10,806 --> 01:46:14,043
(John breathing heavily)
1681
01:46:14,076 --> 01:46:17,012
(bottles breaking) (fireworks
cracking)
1682
01:47:20,776 --> 01:47:23,646
(bottle breaking)
1683
01:47:26,615 --> 01:47:30,052
(fireworks crackling)
1684
01:47:30,085 --> 01:47:32,888
(coyote howling)
1685
01:47:33,923 --> 01:47:36,992
(fireworks cracking)
1686
01:47:38,594 --> 01:47:41,964
(coyote howling)
1687
01:47:41,997 --> 01:47:45,134
(fireworks crackling)
1688
01:47:55,878 --> 01:47:59,615
(helicopter engine roaring)
1689
01:48:01,050 --> 01:48:02,551
Tornado could explain it.
1690
01:48:05,154 --> 01:48:07,923
There was one here in
Los Angeles once in 1908.
1691
01:48:14,129 --> 01:48:17,166
I like to think that he's out
there somewhere still though,
1692
01:48:17,199 --> 01:48:20,602
you know, sitting by a
pool, sipping on a brew,
1693
01:48:21,670 --> 01:48:24,673
talking the ear off some
stranger with like tall tale
1694
01:48:24,707 --> 01:48:26,542
or a fishing story or something.
1695
01:48:28,077 --> 01:48:30,012
In Idaho or Tucson
1696
01:48:30,045 --> 01:48:32,147
or wherever his lease
started the next morning.
1697
01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:37,052
(somber music)
1698
01:48:40,222 --> 01:48:41,623
But, he is not.
1699
01:48:42,658 --> 01:48:45,794
(somber music)
1700
01:48:45,828 --> 01:48:50,766
They gave me this little box
this plastic urn of his ashes.
1701
01:48:51,967 --> 01:48:54,103
And I tried to find some family
1702
01:48:54,136 --> 01:48:56,205
or friends to give it to,
1703
01:48:56,238 --> 01:48:58,841
but he wasn't lying there was
no one.
1704
01:49:00,009 --> 01:49:02,544
I mean, his parents died a
decade ago.
1705
01:49:03,245 --> 01:49:07,016
His little sister was on
something
1706
01:49:07,049 --> 01:49:08,617
that night at the construction
site.
1707
01:49:08,650 --> 01:49:10,519
And she slipped.
1708
01:49:13,689 --> 01:49:17,159
But I honestly think that
he's up there thanking God,
1709
01:49:17,192 --> 01:49:19,862
that he got to be part
of something profound
1710
01:49:19,895 --> 01:49:21,797
to break up his mundane
existence.
1711
01:49:22,898 --> 01:49:24,133
I mean, we should all hope
1712
01:49:25,367 --> 01:49:28,937
to be able to do something
important
1713
01:49:28,971 --> 01:49:30,539
like that before we die.
1714
01:49:41,683 --> 01:49:43,052
You got to keep rolling.
1715
01:49:43,085 --> 01:49:44,253
I know you gotta get going.
1716
01:49:44,286 --> 01:49:46,889
[Interviewer] I'm
actually on my way out.
1717
01:49:46,922 --> 01:49:48,690
I need to prep the disks
1718
01:49:48,724 --> 01:49:52,728
for whoever is gonna take my
place now.
1719
01:49:52,761 --> 01:49:53,629
I got to go.
1720
01:49:54,963 --> 01:49:56,598
Yeah, most people end up
feeling a little too close to it.
1721
01:49:56,632 --> 01:49:57,800
That makes sense.
1722
01:49:57,833 --> 01:49:59,134
You got any burning questions
1723
01:49:59,168 --> 01:50:00,402
for me you on your way out?
1724
01:50:00,436 --> 01:50:03,839
[Interviewer] Actually just
the same as everyone I guess.
1725
01:50:03,872 --> 01:50:04,740
What happened?
1726
01:50:06,008 --> 01:50:09,344
You know, there is worst ways
to die
1727
01:50:09,378 --> 01:50:12,047
than floating away in zero
gravity.
1728
01:50:12,981 --> 01:50:13,782
I bet he just froze to death
1729
01:50:13,816 --> 01:50:15,851
or suffocated up in the
atmosphere,
1730
01:50:16,752 --> 01:50:17,753
long time before even starting
falling.
1731
01:50:17,786 --> 01:50:19,955
I mean I don't even
think he felt the impact.
1732
01:50:19,988 --> 01:50:21,023
[Interviewer] No, I mean,
1733
01:50:21,056 --> 01:50:22,925
what do you think happened here?
1734
01:50:24,793 --> 01:50:28,263
With all the phenomenon and all
that?
1735
01:50:34,136 --> 01:50:36,338
There was something like seven
different William Thompsons
1736
01:50:36,371 --> 01:50:38,140
in early 20th century Los
Angeles.
1737
01:50:43,812 --> 01:50:45,848
Some of my figures were off.
1738
01:50:51,386 --> 01:50:52,988
[Interviewer] Which figures?
1739
01:50:59,228 --> 01:51:00,863
Some of them.
1740
01:51:00,896 --> 01:51:03,065
(somber music)
1741
01:51:03,098 --> 01:51:08,103
I think among all the
dramatizations and visual effects.
1742
01:51:09,938 --> 01:51:11,773
I still believe part of it was
real.
1743
01:51:13,308 --> 01:51:17,346
I don't think anyone can say
which part at this point, but
1744
01:51:22,351 --> 01:51:23,318
something happened.
1745
01:51:43,506 --> 01:51:44,806
So, I couldn't find any evidence
1746
01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:46,341
of the Pythagorean brotherhoods.
1747
01:51:48,110 --> 01:51:49,278
So I couldn't find any evidence
1748
01:51:49,311 --> 01:51:50,979
of the Pythagorean brotherhood.
1749
01:51:53,882 --> 01:51:55,050
So I couldn't find any evidence
1750
01:51:55,083 --> 01:51:57,920
of the Pythagorean brotherhood
being active in centuries,
1751
01:51:58,820 --> 01:52:01,757
but that's the point of
a secret society, right?
1752
01:52:02,525 --> 01:52:05,427
It's secret. You can't see it.
1753
01:52:07,429 --> 01:52:09,998
It's like electricity.
1754
01:52:10,899 --> 01:52:13,735
Can't see that, but you know it
has power.
1755
01:52:23,278 --> 01:52:25,481
So, you know, I'm not done.
1756
01:52:31,987 --> 01:52:33,188
Find the pattern.
1757
01:52:36,291 --> 01:52:37,926
When you're at the center of it.
1758
01:52:40,295 --> 01:52:41,163
It all fits.
1759
01:52:47,936 --> 01:52:48,870
Eventually.
1760
01:52:52,508 --> 01:52:55,978
(bells jingling softly)
1761
01:53:01,250 --> 01:53:03,085
You hear that?
1762
01:53:03,118 --> 01:53:06,388
(bells jingling softly)
1763
01:53:46,128 --> 01:53:49,197
(ceremonial humming)
1764
01:54:21,263 --> 01:54:26,001
(progressive gentle
instrumental music)
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