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("AFTER YOU'VE GONE"
BY KHEN LOBATON)
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("SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND"
BY KAREN DALTON)
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(SONG CONTINUES ON RADIO)
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(SONG CHANGES)
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- Dude.
- What?
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- Make a decision!
- This playlist makes no sense.
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- Can you just settle on...
- I got it, I'm good. Lemme just, uh...
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WOMAN: How'd you even find this place?
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MAN: Some people were talking about it.
Just sounded cool.
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- What people?
- They were just people.
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You saw the pictures,
you said it looked nice.
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I just wish
we had a little more time to prepare.
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Look, I thought that you would like it.
It's the middle of nowhere,
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the light coming through the trees.
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- What do you call it?
- What, dappled?
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- Dappled! Yeah.
- I do say that word a lot, don't I?
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You're all about that dappled life.
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I mean, come on,
look at these fuckin' trees! Ah!
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Ah! You can smell, like,
the bark or whatever.
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- God, the air! Is it-- Oh, fuck, stop!
- Wait, why?
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- Just stop the car!
- Jesus.
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- What's wrong?
- It's my bugout hat, I gotta get it.
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- Are you serious?
- Kath, it's limited edition.
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- They only made a thousand of them.
- Fine, just hurry.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(SIGHS)
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Ah! It's lucky.
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Got hooked on,
like, a branch-type thing.
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I am so glad.
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- MAN: It's not even that dark yet.
- KATH: Oh, it will be.
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SAT-NAV:
Your destination is on your left.
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Yeah, it is, girl.
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- Thank God.
- Whoop-whoop!
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I swear, if that bitch told me
to turn one more time... (LAUGHS)
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You were clenching the wheel so hard.
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- Yeah, well, next time, you drive.
- Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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- Have you ever even tried?
- It's too boring.
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It's better over here in the VIP seat.
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Oh, I think this is it.
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Ooh!
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- KATH: Hey, what is that?
- What?
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KATH: Why is there another car here?
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I'm sure it's just...
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KATH: What the fuck?
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Huh.
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- Who is that?
- I dunno.
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OK, wait, are you absolutely,
positively sure that this is--
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This is the place.
It's the same as the pictures.
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Yeah, but then why is there
a guy in the doorway?
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I-I'm sure it's nothing, OK?
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Look.
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Wait here, I'll just...
I'll go straighten it out.
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(HUSHED CHATTER)
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We rented this place
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- and I'm wondering...
- You what?
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We booked the cabin for the weekend.
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Nah.
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- "Nah"?
- Just a little getaway, you know?
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Yeah, well, we're here, so.
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I mean, we... we came
all the way up here from the city,
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you know,
we've been on the road for hours.
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Max, show them the reservation.
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- MAN: No need, Max.
- I shouldn't have to show anything.
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- This is our place, I paid for it.
- Max!
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The place is ours. We booked it.
All our stuff is inside.
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Want one for the road?
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- Oh, this is...
- MAX: What are you doing?
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- KATH: Ordering takeout.
- What?
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I'm calling the owner.
What's the number?
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You might have some trouble with that.
Reception's pretty spotty up here.
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Hey, come on. Work with us, OK?
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- Work with you?
- Max, let's just go.
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No. No. It's already dark,
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there aren't any hotels
for, like, a hundred miles.
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- Can we just stay here tonight?
- What?
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You just rolled up out of nowhere, guy.
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Look, she's exhausted.
She's been driving for hours.
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- Why don't you drive?
- I don't drive.
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- What do you mean?
- I don't have a license.
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- (LAUGHS)
- And she hates driving at night.
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- Her eyes...
- Oh, my God.
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- What?
- I'll be in the car.
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Hey!
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- You can stay.
- What?
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WOMAN: It's only one night.
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Seriously? That's... that's great.
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- Did you hear? They said we--
- Yeah, I heard.
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- Well?
- Well, why don't you stay with them
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and I'll just drape
my withered old corpse
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- across the back seat?
- My God, what are you...
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What was that shit about me
not liking to drive at night?
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You hate it!
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- Ten minutes ago, you just said...
- I know what I said.
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Ugh, you're right.
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I'm sorry, we should just head back.
Had enough adventure for one night.
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Staying here,
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it's way out of your comfort zone...
I mean, our comfort zone.
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- If we start back now, we can--
- No, Max.
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Let's stay.
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- But I thought that you--
- I will let you know
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when I've had enough adventure.
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Well, all right.
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Hey, so, we'd really like to stay,
if that's cool.
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(CHUCKLES) You're quite the catch.
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- That's me.
- Thank you.
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MAX: All right!
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Oh, dude!
This is like the inside of your brain.
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Everything all old-school,
built by dead people.
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Forest out of every window.
Could stay here forever, right?
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(EXHALES)
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- Damn, look at that.
- I know.
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Check it out.
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(LAUGHS)
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So... where's... what's the best place
for us to sleep, do you think?
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Oh, well, we're in there,
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and I guess that's the owner's room,
so... anywhere else.
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(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICKING)
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Damn.
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We should probably get our bags
from the car.
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MAX: Right.
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Wait.
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Oh... hey. Wow.
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Oh, yes,
this record has the sickest breakbeat.
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It's, like, two minutes long.
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- Jamiroquai.
- (LAUGHS)
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Yeah.
Just lemme finish looking through these.
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- Need any help?
- Oh!
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Uh... sure.
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So, um...
how long have you two been together?
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- We're not together.
- Oh.
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Not in that capitalist, consumerist,
cis-normative bullshit way.
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Right.
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But if you were gonna ask
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how long have we been
mostly exclusively fucking, I'd say...
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about a year?
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- Oh.
- What about you?
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- Oh, how long have we been...
- Together?
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Oh... same, about a year.
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Was that when you got married
or when you, like, met?
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You think we're married?
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Oh. I just assumed.
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Oh. What makes you think that?
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I...
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Just, um... people like...
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you, they're either
usually married or alone.
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"Like me."
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I'm saying that's cool.
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- That you're not.
- Oh, yeah.
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I tried that once, marriage.
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Just not my style.
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Me and Max are just sort of
seeing how things go.
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Hm.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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OK. Now it's a party.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, my God.
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KATH: What?
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Pillow Talkers.
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- What is that?
- "Pillow Talkers is a game for lovers
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who've lost the thrill of their mate.
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The journey around the board
will bring partners closer together,
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both emotionally and physically."
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- Wow.
- Can you believe
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this is what it took for boomers
to get hard?
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- Let's play.
- What?
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What else are we gonna do?
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- I don't know, this looks a little...
- I'm in.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, unless it's too much adventure
for you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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"Lean close to your partner
and inhale deeply.
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Describe everything you experience."
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(SNIFFS)
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Um, hair.
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Oh, come on, the card says "describe".
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Yeah, Al, gimme some of that poetry.
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- (BOTH LAUGH)
- (SNIFFS)
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Hair and head, and, um...
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flowers and shit.
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Aw, Honeybunches.
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I felt that. Right here.
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Done. Next.
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- Do it, girl.
- It's me, right?
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Roll them bones.
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OK.
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- Story.
- MAX: Oh, shit. (CHUCKLES)
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"Describe..."
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(LAUGHS)
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"Describe your first encounter
with your current partner."
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- Hmm!
- It all started in the yogurt aisle.
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Actually, I was his teacher.
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- (LAUGHS)
- I know.
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That's hot!
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Well, it was a continuing ed class,
so...
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- Totally above board.
- Yeah, yeah, but then one day,
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you made him stay late for detention,
and then...
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- Actually...
- We grew tomatoes.
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- Max was a little disappointed.
- It was a hydroponics class, six weeks.
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First session,
we plant our little tomato guy,
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and I'm thinking, "Yeah, OK, fine,
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but when do we get to the real stuff,"
you know?
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It turns out the answer was never.
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I completely thought he was gonna bail.
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And lo and behold,
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there he was every Tuesday
in the front row.
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Aw, persistent, huh?
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- I'm all about that staying power.
- Ooh.
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So, what happened next?
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- What do you mean?
- How'd you hook up?
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Max is in the front row,
class is almost over...
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KATH: Oh, OK.
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Well, um, after the last session,
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he asked me out for coffee,
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and I didn't see why not,
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and that's it.
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OK. That's technically an encounter,
I guess.
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All right.
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Your turn.
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- "Draw a challenge."
- Shit.
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"The elbow
is an overlooked erogenous zone.
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Prove it...
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on the player to your right."
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I mean, the rules are the rules, so...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh!
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
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Damn.
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- Hmm.
- Oh.
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So, uh... what's out there, anyway?
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- Supposedly, you can walk to the ocean.
- MAX: No, seriously?
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We gotta do that tomorrow morning.
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Oh, I think we should probably
get out of their hair first thing.
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- Don't you think?
- How 'bout second thing?
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Max.
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Too much adventure for ya?
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I'm just...
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I'm exhausted.
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- We should probably...
- It's, like, 10:30.
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Well, I'm super tired.
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Um, I'm gonna turn in.
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You can take the bedroom.
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- What?
- Yeah. We're fine on the floor.
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Seriously.
248
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:42,005
We don't even own a mattress,
they're so...
249
00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,675
(GROANS)
250
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:49,263
Oh, OK, thank you, thanks.
251
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:50,681
- Good night.
- Yeah.
252
00:17:51,974 --> 00:17:53,183
(GRUNTS)
253
00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:55,645
- Your turn.
- Well, I guess it is.
254
00:17:55,854 --> 00:17:58,064
Come on! Papa needs a jet ski!
255
00:17:58,189 --> 00:17:59,899
(LAUGHS)
256
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:03,653
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
257
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:07,032
MAX: Seven!
258
00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:13,747
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
259
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,769
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
260
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,585
Max?
261
00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:18,173
Max!
262
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,031
Al. What's going on?
263
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,831
They're gone.
264
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,876
- What do you mean? Where...
- They're just...
265
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:58,259
Hey, Al! Listen to me. Where is Max?
266
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:04,432
We were walking,
and I had to stop to take a piss, and...
267
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,226
when I found them...
268
00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:08,520
What?
269
00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:11,023
They were hooking up.
270
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:13,776
They what?
271
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:17,238
Your fucking dude
was, like, groping my girlfriend, OK?
272
00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:18,656
(SCOFFS)
273
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:21,326
And I...
I ran up to try to save her, and...
274
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:23,745
and she just laughed at me.
275
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,539
And then they ran off.
276
00:21:27,082 --> 00:21:29,876
- But... why--
- Why?
277
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,628
I mean, Greta...
278
00:21:33,256 --> 00:21:35,049
Do you really want me to answer that?
279
00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:43,391
I...
280
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:34,280
"Am I a terrible person for eating...
281
00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:36,866
a live octopus?"
282
00:22:41,412 --> 00:22:43,789
It sounded so good on the menu,
but now...
283
00:22:43,915 --> 00:22:46,793
Apparently, they're smarter
than dolphins.
284
00:22:46,919 --> 00:22:50,130
OK. Your turn.
285
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:53,675
Any question, just write it down.
I'm gonna say a little prayer thing,
286
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,803
and then we're gonna set it on fire,
and then...
287
00:22:56,930 --> 00:23:00,516
- What?
- We will wait for an answer.
288
00:23:00,642 --> 00:23:01,726
I'm good.
289
00:23:02,352 --> 00:23:05,104
Come on,
you're not even the least bit curious?
290
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:06,397
About what?
291
00:23:06,522 --> 00:23:09,151
I know, I know.
You don't wanna call him.
292
00:23:09,235 --> 00:23:12,321
But who is this woman, anyway,
this one that Max--
293
00:23:12,404 --> 00:23:15,658
- I don't know, Greta?
- And that's it?
294
00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:17,243
Well, what else is there?
295
00:23:17,368 --> 00:23:21,331
Who is she? OK. What's her deal?
How old is she?
296
00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:25,502
I'm just saying, if Jason ghosted me
for one of his students,
297
00:23:25,627 --> 00:23:27,045
I would fucking hunt her down.
298
00:23:27,504 --> 00:23:30,048
"What's he see in her?
What does she have that I don't?"
299
00:23:30,173 --> 00:23:32,676
This is a good thing, OK?
300
00:23:32,801 --> 00:23:36,389
I should have ended it months ago.
Max was...
301
00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:41,060
fun, I guess, but honestly,
it kind of felt like an effort.
302
00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:45,273
Well, it's supposed to be an effort,
that's how you know it's worth it.
303
00:23:45,398 --> 00:23:49,987
I am done with effort.
I am done pretending.
304
00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:52,864
I have everything that I need here.
305
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:56,243
I have my books, my plants,
a lock on the door.
306
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:59,455
Now all I want
is silence for-fucking-ever.
307
00:23:59,581 --> 00:24:01,207
Is that not allowed?
308
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,212
I'm glad I stopped by.
309
00:25:21,627 --> 00:25:24,297
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
310
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:27,092
- MAN: Hello?
- Oh, hi...
311
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,260
(CLEARS THROAT)
312
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:31,346
- I rented your cabin last week.
- OK.
313
00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:36,102
And I was... I was wondering
if I could, uh, get the contact info
314
00:25:36,227 --> 00:25:37,687
for one of your guests.
315
00:25:37,812 --> 00:25:39,689
Uh... Why?
316
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:44,527
Oh, um... she left something behind.
317
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,905
- A book.
- Huh.
318
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:50,867
Yeah, I just...
I wanted to get it back to her.
319
00:25:50,993 --> 00:25:53,620
Um, Greta, I think her name is?
320
00:25:53,745 --> 00:25:57,291
Well, I can't really give out
guests' personal info.
321
00:25:57,416 --> 00:26:02,880
Right, um, it just seems like
the kinda thing she would want back.
322
00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,133
Um...
323
00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:06,884
You're in the city?
324
00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:08,553
Yeah.
325
00:26:08,678 --> 00:26:10,889
Well, I'll be driving through there
tomorrow.
326
00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:12,850
- I can swing by and pick it up.
- Oh...
327
00:26:12,975 --> 00:26:16,437
No, that's... that's, uh...
328
00:26:16,562 --> 00:26:18,147
It's no problem, really.
329
00:26:18,314 --> 00:26:21,233
You know what?
I'm gonna be at work, so...
330
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,693
What's the address?
331
00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:25,238
Um...
332
00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:27,073
173 Capp.
333
00:26:27,198 --> 00:26:30,744
- Great. See you then.
- Great. Bye.
334
00:26:32,996 --> 00:26:34,164
Fuck.
335
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:53,977
(DOOR OPENS)
336
00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:59,441
Oh. How can I help you?
337
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:01,861
I think
we spoke on the phone last night?
338
00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:05,198
Oh, right, you're here for the...
339
00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:07,575
Um...
340
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,914
Lemme just, um... be sure I...
341
00:27:16,627 --> 00:27:18,003
Oh, 'scuse me.
342
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:23,300
Oh. Uh...
343
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,804
Did you water it?
344
00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:27,889
You didn't say anything about watering.
345
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,433
- Yeah, I just assumed...
- What?
346
00:27:30,558 --> 00:27:34,229
That I was some kind of plant whisperer?
Come on.
347
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:37,900
I take it you want some kind of refund?
348
00:27:38,276 --> 00:27:41,195
I'm open
to however you wanna make this right.
349
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,822
OK...
350
00:27:47,952 --> 00:27:51,957
- Is that one of those...
- It's a verbena, or it was.
351
00:27:52,082 --> 00:27:55,127
That is that thin-leafed variant, right,
the Lazarus strain?
352
00:27:55,252 --> 00:27:57,754
- Um...
- What, is that, like,
353
00:27:57,879 --> 00:27:59,423
rare or something?
354
00:28:00,592 --> 00:28:02,969
Would you take ten bucks for it?
355
00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:07,223
- I'm not sure.
- Fifteen. What do you say?
356
00:28:08,099 --> 00:28:09,726
- Twenty?
- Hey, hey, hey, whoa,
357
00:28:09,851 --> 00:28:10,935
that's my plant, man.
358
00:28:11,477 --> 00:28:14,815
It was your plant.
Twenty-five's as high as I'm gonna go.
359
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,692
- Thirty.
- Forty.
360
00:28:16,817 --> 00:28:19,486
What the fuck? Fifty.
361
00:28:23,991 --> 00:28:27,203
Fucking trying to swindle me
out of my own plant.
362
00:28:27,913 --> 00:28:29,581
Wow.
363
00:28:29,706 --> 00:28:32,667
It was a pleasure
doing business with you.
364
00:28:36,379 --> 00:28:39,133
I do have a whole shelf of them,
if you're interested.
365
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,011
No, I only like the dead ones.
366
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,640
Um...
367
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,099
That book?
368
00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:49,811
Yeah, right, um...
369
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,021
(SIGHS)
370
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,988
- There is no book.
- What?
371
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,992
I lied, I made it all up.
372
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,997
- I'm not sure I understand.
- I rented your cabin with my boyfriend,
373
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:13,127
and when we got there, there was
this other woman there named Greta,
374
00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:17,174
and that night, he and she, um...
375
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:18,926
- Oh.
- Yeah, but...
376
00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:21,762
I should never have called you
and had you come out here.
377
00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,639
- Fuck.
- No, please, not a problem.
378
00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,976
I'm an old man livin' in the forest.
379
00:29:26,059 --> 00:29:29,020
This is the most excitement
I'll have all week.
380
00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:31,273
Big city, relationship troubles.
381
00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:34,234
- Horticultural scams.
- Exactly.
382
00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:37,404
Well, at least
let me buy you a cup of coffee?
383
00:29:40,241 --> 00:29:44,662
So I... we... I ran out,
and there's this little clearing,
384
00:29:44,787 --> 00:29:48,749
and the guy's sitting there, Al,
and he's practically crying,
385
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,795
and he told me,
so I run back to the cabin.
386
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,424
They're gone, and that was it.
387
00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:57,634
But... so you want to call her?
388
00:29:57,759 --> 00:30:00,721
I mean,
I don't even know who this woman is.
389
00:30:00,846 --> 00:30:04,934
- And I just feel like such a cliché.
- No, it's just...
390
00:30:05,059 --> 00:30:07,395
I mean, calling her, I'm not so sure.
391
00:30:07,562 --> 00:30:09,689
That doesn't usually end well,
in my experience.
392
00:30:09,814 --> 00:30:11,107
- No, I know.
- Mm-hmm.
393
00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:13,901
Yeah, especially
if she's not willing to talk about it
394
00:30:14,028 --> 00:30:16,405
- or what have you.
- Holy living shit!
395
00:30:16,530 --> 00:30:18,657
I knew it. I knew it was you.
396
00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:21,785
-Hello, Ramon.
-Nicholas Barlow. L-O-fucking-L.
397
00:30:22,077 --> 00:30:24,413
Aren't you off in a yurt or whatever?
398
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,583
Shitting into a little hole
in the ground?
399
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,211
- What are you doing in the city?
- How do you guys know each other?
400
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,464
Brawny Towel man here
taught me everything I know.
401
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,592
- Well, that's a little--
- Are you in, um...
402
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,469
vacation rentals as well?
403
00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:40,222
(LAUGHS) You're fucking kidding, right?
404
00:30:40,348 --> 00:30:42,183
- Nicky Barlow?
- Ramon.
405
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:45,519
This guy is a legend.
Decades ahead of his time.
406
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,773
We worked together,
it was a biotech startup, it was...
407
00:30:48,898 --> 00:30:51,610
- What was it called?
- Oh, nothing anyone ever heard of.
408
00:30:51,777 --> 00:30:55,614
Yeah, because we were bought out
by GlaxoSmithKline.
409
00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:59,159
It's epic.
We made some serious coin on that deal.
410
00:30:59,284 --> 00:31:02,664
Everyone but Paul Bunyan here
who backed out last minute.
411
00:31:02,789 --> 00:31:05,708
Well, it was all about
sticking to your ideals back then.
412
00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:08,711
So, come on, who have you been
working with these days?
413
00:31:08,836 --> 00:31:12,048
- Whatcha been up to?
- No, I... you're looking at it.
414
00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:14,677
Huh.
415
00:31:15,928 --> 00:31:17,554
Well, maybe we should talk.
416
00:31:17,763 --> 00:31:20,808
I'm stepping
into the male cosmetic space.
417
00:31:20,975 --> 00:31:23,185
- And we could really use somebody--
- Oh, shit.
418
00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:25,562
- I'm already late.
- For what?
419
00:31:25,729 --> 00:31:29,484
- For my other... thing.
- Oh, don't even.
420
00:31:29,609 --> 00:31:32,362
- Don't you fucking even--
- I'm so, so sorry. I am.
421
00:31:32,487 --> 00:31:34,823
I'm about to offer you
a first-class ride
422
00:31:34,948 --> 00:31:39,453
on a diamond-studded hockey stick
and you're walking, again.
423
00:31:40,705 --> 00:31:41,789
Unbelievable.
424
00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:47,253
What are you, VC? You look like VC.
425
00:31:48,087 --> 00:31:51,174
- Oh, I...
- Can I tell you more about AXI Works?
426
00:31:51,258 --> 00:31:55,387
Did you know that one
in three Korean men uses eyeliner
427
00:31:55,512 --> 00:31:57,723
often or daily.
428
00:31:57,848 --> 00:32:01,184
Whereas the American
and European markets are completely...
429
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,061
(VOICE FADES OUT)
430
00:32:12,614 --> 00:32:16,619
WOMAN: It looks like a little hole
in the wall but it's completely hidden.
431
00:32:16,744 --> 00:32:19,330
Called Eight Ways,
that's the name of the restaurant,
432
00:32:19,455 --> 00:32:20,789
and we're going next week.
433
00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:24,001
- And it's entirely...
- Octopus. Exactly.
434
00:32:24,251 --> 00:32:25,669
The entire menu.
435
00:32:25,836 --> 00:32:29,466
Super fresh, it's like brine to dine.
I can't wait.
436
00:32:29,591 --> 00:32:32,510
MAN: Wait, you're letting Cole
have his own Spotify account?
437
00:32:32,636 --> 00:32:34,429
He's seven years old.
438
00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:36,473
But you're not worried about the cult?
439
00:32:36,848 --> 00:32:38,141
Oh, that Times article?
440
00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:40,478
- Wait, what? What article?
- These cyberpunks,
441
00:32:40,603 --> 00:32:42,647
they found a way
to insert coded messages
442
00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,065
into people's playlists.
443
00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:46,817
- One kid killed himself.
- Oh, my God, why?
444
00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,402
- It's a hoax.
- It's real!
445
00:32:48,569 --> 00:32:52,991
Angela, at work, she played one for me
and I could, like, feel it.
446
00:32:53,116 --> 00:32:55,827
Yeah, no, they actually got me,
one of those cults.
447
00:32:55,953 --> 00:32:57,621
- What?
- Yeah. Few years back.
448
00:32:57,788 --> 00:33:00,248
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, I started out listening online
449
00:33:00,332 --> 00:33:03,627
and then this guy said that he had
what I was "looking for"
450
00:33:03,794 --> 00:33:06,047
and lured me into this big warehouse.
451
00:33:06,214 --> 00:33:07,715
Oh, Jesus, really?
452
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,261
- Max, what are you talking about?
- Took all my money
453
00:33:11,427 --> 00:33:13,596
and gave me a bag full of seven-inches.
454
00:33:14,264 --> 00:33:18,102
- Seven... Is that a drug or something?
- No, seven-inch records.
455
00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:19,937
- He bought records.
- Wait.
456
00:33:20,062 --> 00:33:22,147
I thought we were talking about Spotify.
457
00:33:22,273 --> 00:33:24,441
Hey, man,
this was some hardcore shit, OK?
458
00:33:24,566 --> 00:33:28,238
Changed me forever, so look out!
Protect your kids!
459
00:33:28,321 --> 00:33:31,491
Max has his finger
on the pulse of the underground.
460
00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:32,826
Just look at him.
461
00:33:33,201 --> 00:33:35,453
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Come on.
462
00:33:35,704 --> 00:33:38,290
How much was that shirt? 150?
463
00:33:38,999 --> 00:33:41,502
- What?
- Plus shipping from Tokyo.
464
00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,548
Who knew it was so expensive
to look like you don't give a shit?
465
00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:47,383
(LAUGHTER)
466
00:33:54,975 --> 00:33:57,603
- Hey, where you going?
- We're out of wine.
467
00:33:57,728 --> 00:33:59,146
- You OK?
- I'm fine.
468
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:02,858
(SIGHS)
469
00:34:02,983 --> 00:34:04,861
(LAUGHS)
470
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,326
Hey, where's the wine?
471
00:34:11,409 --> 00:34:14,912
Wine? Single vine, bio-whatever
472
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:18,208
in a cute, ironic label.
473
00:34:46,614 --> 00:34:47,990
(PACKET RUSTLES)
474
00:34:51,452 --> 00:34:52,787
Can I help you?
475
00:35:10,807 --> 00:35:13,184
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
476
00:35:14,477 --> 00:35:16,354
- BARLOW: Hello?
- Oh, hi.
477
00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:19,066
It's Kath from the other day.
478
00:35:19,149 --> 00:35:21,277
Oh, hey. Of course.
479
00:35:21,402 --> 00:35:24,363
Did you make it to your... thing?
480
00:35:24,446 --> 00:35:28,701
- Oh. Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
- Well, not as sorry as you're gonna be
481
00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:32,205
when you hear
how I invested that 50 bucks.
482
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,456
You didn't.
483
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:34,541
(LAUGHS)
484
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:37,168
We're talking
the future of male cosmetics here.
485
00:35:37,294 --> 00:35:38,962
It's go big or go home.
486
00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,214
(BARLOW LAUGHS)
487
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:45,219
So, I thought about what you said.
488
00:35:45,303 --> 00:35:48,055
- Yeah?
- And you're right.
489
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:52,518
Calling her isn't gonna work.
She probably wouldn't even pick up.
490
00:35:52,643 --> 00:35:56,315
- Yeah, probably not.
- So...
491
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,401
- I need to find her.
- What, you wanna confront her?
492
00:35:59,484 --> 00:36:03,488
Well, I mean, who is this woman anyway?
What is her deal?
493
00:36:03,614 --> 00:36:06,993
- Does she even realize what she did?
- Well, yeah...
494
00:36:07,118 --> 00:36:12,915
So, listen,
I get what you said about privacy,
495
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,085
but I really need an address.
496
00:36:16,210 --> 00:36:19,256
Ah. I mean, but...
are you sure you wanna do this?
497
00:36:19,381 --> 00:36:23,010
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I'm definitely sure.
498
00:36:23,135 --> 00:36:24,678
OK, let's do it.
499
00:36:25,638 --> 00:36:27,264
Wait, you and me?
500
00:36:27,389 --> 00:36:30,059
Well, you're talking about
a stake-out, right?
501
00:36:30,184 --> 00:36:32,187
Can't do a stake-out without a partner.
502
00:36:34,648 --> 00:36:36,232
Maybe not.
503
00:36:36,316 --> 00:36:38,944
Kind of a bucket list item for me,
really.
504
00:36:39,110 --> 00:36:41,738
C'mon, we'll do it up.
Sunglasses, pistachios,
505
00:36:41,863 --> 00:36:44,033
an inconspicuous white van.
506
00:36:44,784 --> 00:36:46,494
You have a van?
507
00:36:46,577 --> 00:36:48,913
No. You?
508
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,667
- I have a station wagon.
- That'll do.
509
00:37:02,469 --> 00:37:04,096
Can I help you?
510
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:10,269
- You guys shopping for the cult?
- What the fuck you talking about?
511
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,022
Exactly.
512
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,319
Oh, damn, is that Santa Claus?
513
00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:20,531
R.I.P.
514
00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,783
It's all those milk and cookies,
you know?
515
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,535
That'll do it to you.
516
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,374
What if I were shopping for the cult?
517
00:37:30,499 --> 00:37:32,419
- Uh...
- Would you join?
518
00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:34,838
Yeah, I mean, I'm interested,
519
00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:37,757
but, full disclosure,
I just broke out of my last cult,
520
00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:40,051
so I kinda wanna play the field
for a while.
521
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:42,595
(LAUGHS)
522
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:46,434
You're funny. We were just about
to get drunk across the street.
523
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:47,601
You wanna come with?
524
00:37:48,561 --> 00:37:53,441
- What, now?
- Unless you only drink, like, Merlot.
525
00:38:00,991 --> 00:38:02,159
Let's get shitfaced.
526
00:38:29,688 --> 00:38:31,440
BARLOW: I think that's the address.
527
00:38:34,027 --> 00:38:35,320
Yup.
528
00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:45,623
Hey, why do you get the cool glasses?
529
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,965
No way.
530
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,971
Cold coffee, donut.
531
00:38:59,096 --> 00:39:00,889
(LAUGHS)
532
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,440
So, why did you walk away
from that deal, anyway?
533
00:39:09,565 --> 00:39:10,566
What?
534
00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:14,237
That biotech thing.
Sounded like a fuck-ton of money.
535
00:39:14,404 --> 00:39:15,738
(LAUGHS)
536
00:39:15,863 --> 00:39:18,533
Ah, well...
537
00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:20,995
My dad died before the signing.
538
00:39:22,246 --> 00:39:25,582
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's fine, I knew it was coming.
539
00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:29,628
Was he sick?
540
00:39:30,754 --> 00:39:33,008
Synaptic hypotrophism.
541
00:39:33,216 --> 00:39:36,303
It's this genetic thing.
542
00:39:36,428 --> 00:39:40,307
Basically, his entire nervous system
just collapsed on itself.
543
00:39:40,598 --> 00:39:42,392
Oh, God.
544
00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:44,895
Every night,
I'd sit in that hospital room,
545
00:39:45,021 --> 00:39:48,607
helpless,
watching him thrash around in agony.
546
00:39:50,568 --> 00:39:53,571
And then the next day
I'd go to the office
547
00:39:53,696 --> 00:39:56,073
and there were these 20-year-olds
548
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,369
running around
playing Nerf Darts all day
549
00:39:59,494 --> 00:40:02,706
and it kinda made me a little insane.
550
00:40:02,789 --> 00:40:04,124
Yeah.
551
00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:06,877
Yeah.
552
00:40:07,878 --> 00:40:09,130
Yeah.
553
00:40:10,757 --> 00:40:12,425
And then he was dead.
554
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,805
I... I can't even imagine
what that must have--
555
00:40:17,972 --> 00:40:19,724
Oh, it was liberating.
556
00:40:20,516 --> 00:40:23,145
I saw that I didn't want
to live like that anymore.
557
00:40:23,312 --> 00:40:25,814
Milestone to milestone, deal to deal,
558
00:40:25,939 --> 00:40:28,776
pretending like
it was all gonna last forever.
559
00:40:29,985 --> 00:40:31,779
I got out just in time.
560
00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:36,701
Look.
561
00:40:38,787 --> 00:40:39,829
KATH: That's her.
562
00:40:40,789 --> 00:40:42,332
BARLOW: What do we do?
563
00:40:52,093 --> 00:40:54,929
- Is that definitely her?
- Definitely.
564
00:40:55,012 --> 00:40:56,555
Where the hell is she going?
565
00:41:26,797 --> 00:41:30,217
Wait. You check out up there
566
00:41:30,384 --> 00:41:33,387
and I'll look over here
and then we'll meet back here.
567
00:41:54,744 --> 00:41:58,206
(INDISTINCT GROANING)
568
00:42:10,052 --> 00:42:13,139
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
569
00:42:18,686 --> 00:42:21,564
Hi. Uh, can I go...
570
00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:26,320
Just for a second. I'll pay whatever.
571
00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:29,031
Is your kid in there, or something?
572
00:42:29,156 --> 00:42:30,199
What?
573
00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:34,370
I said,
is your kid in there or something?
574
00:42:34,913 --> 00:42:36,539
GRETA: Hold on, I can't hear you.
575
00:42:36,873 --> 00:42:38,375
Are you still coming, or...
576
00:42:40,919 --> 00:42:42,253
Oh, my God.
577
00:42:42,379 --> 00:42:44,798
I have to call you back.
578
00:42:46,549 --> 00:42:49,637
You're... Kath, right?
579
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,347
From the... the house?
580
00:42:52,014 --> 00:42:53,557
Yeah.
581
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:57,019
- I'm... Greta.
- Yeah, I know.
582
00:42:59,648 --> 00:43:01,024
What are you doing here?
583
00:43:01,274 --> 00:43:02,943
I'm...
584
00:43:03,068 --> 00:43:04,695
Where's Max?
585
00:43:07,114 --> 00:43:09,574
(SIGHS) Yeah, I deserve this.
586
00:43:10,534 --> 00:43:11,953
What do you mean?
587
00:43:12,745 --> 00:43:15,289
I've been thinking about you, you know?
588
00:43:15,456 --> 00:43:20,878
You were so cool and, like, independent
and then I just...
589
00:43:22,839 --> 00:43:24,216
interfered.
590
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,344
I feel sick about it. I do.
591
00:43:27,511 --> 00:43:31,557
I know that sounds whatever,
but it's true.
592
00:43:33,017 --> 00:43:35,060
But then, I look at Max
593
00:43:35,185 --> 00:43:37,522
and he smiles at me
594
00:43:37,605 --> 00:43:39,941
and I just...
595
00:43:40,942 --> 00:43:42,193
I can't let him go.
596
00:43:43,069 --> 00:43:44,904
I mean, I don't need to tell you.
597
00:43:44,988 --> 00:43:47,198
You know him better than anyone.
598
00:43:48,075 --> 00:43:50,661
- Right.
- No, but still, I feel like a...
599
00:43:52,204 --> 00:43:54,290
a homewrecker.
600
00:43:54,373 --> 00:43:56,375
Such a fucking cliché, I know.
601
00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,504
What the fuck?
602
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:02,174
Watch where you're swinging your dicks,
assholes!
603
00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:04,092
Fuck!
604
00:44:06,887 --> 00:44:09,139
Oh, I...
605
00:44:11,266 --> 00:44:13,061
I really am sorry.
606
00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:14,395
Really.
607
00:44:15,104 --> 00:44:18,274
Um... my friends are waiting.
I'm just...
608
00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:22,487
Um...
609
00:44:38,963 --> 00:44:40,507
No sign of her.
610
00:44:41,883 --> 00:44:43,176
You?
611
00:44:50,643 --> 00:44:53,729
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
612
00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:56,607
MAX: Like, you listen
to some of the early-early stuff,
613
00:44:56,732 --> 00:44:57,942
"Protect Ya Neck."
614
00:44:58,025 --> 00:45:00,654
- Right? How did they even make that?
- Mm.
615
00:45:01,071 --> 00:45:04,449
And then 30 years go by,
nothing even comes close. Why?
616
00:45:05,617 --> 00:45:09,287
Because genius is on a timetable.
617
00:45:09,621 --> 00:45:11,915
- We've hit our quota.
- So what?
618
00:45:12,207 --> 00:45:14,585
There are only a set number of geniuses
in the world?
619
00:45:14,877 --> 00:45:17,255
Think about it.
Think about this century.
620
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:20,216
- OK.
- I mean you only get, like, one genius,
621
00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:23,845
one true genius,
every few decades, if you're lucky.
622
00:45:24,345 --> 00:45:27,099
- Huh. Is that right?
- Yeah, I've been tracking it.
623
00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,392
How old are you, anyway?
624
00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:31,353
- A hundred.
- (LAUGHS)
625
00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:34,648
- For real.
- Fifty.
626
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,152
Wow. You look pretty good for 50.
627
00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:41,364
Shit, I was fucking joking.
Fifty? Really?
628
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:43,491
You look like you work out.
629
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:47,495
I did, like, a yoga retreat once.
630
00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:50,333
Are you vegan?
631
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:56,464
- Is this a... What is this?
- Just getting to know you, friend.
632
00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:58,758
All right. No, I mean, I did...
633
00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:01,345
I tried it once or twice,
but it made me real tired.
634
00:46:01,470 --> 00:46:03,722
- I need that iron.
- What about unprotected sex?
635
00:46:06,516 --> 00:46:08,852
- What?
- Have you ever had unprotected sex?
636
00:46:10,937 --> 00:46:12,481
What am I, at the doctor here?
637
00:46:12,647 --> 00:46:15,318
- They're normal questions.
- Yeah.
638
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,821
These are, like,
third date questions, man.
639
00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:20,990
Do you think we're dating?
640
00:46:21,783 --> 00:46:25,161
No. I mean, what? No, I mean...
641
00:46:25,245 --> 00:46:26,246
(LAUGHS)
642
00:46:26,372 --> 00:46:28,624
- Look, we're just fucking with you.
- Oh.
643
00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,126
(LAUGHS)
644
00:46:31,251 --> 00:46:33,754
Listen, you wanna come to a show?
645
00:46:33,837 --> 00:46:35,297
- When?
- Tomorrow.
646
00:46:35,673 --> 00:46:39,094
- It's in Oakland or...
- Up north, actually. In the redwoods.
647
00:46:39,177 --> 00:46:41,137
- No shit.
- Yeah, we need the space
648
00:46:41,221 --> 00:46:42,514
'cause it's so...
649
00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:47,852
It's, like,
very intense ambient noisecore.
650
00:46:48,228 --> 00:46:51,732
Oh. You mean, like, Fear of God,
Anal Cunt, that type of shit?
651
00:46:51,857 --> 00:46:54,527
- Exactly.
- Oh, man.
652
00:46:54,694 --> 00:46:57,113
Oh, it must sound so fucking primordial.
653
00:46:57,196 --> 00:47:00,282
I mean, drums bouncing off
all those trees, like...
654
00:47:00,449 --> 00:47:03,245
(THUMPING)
655
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:06,248
Ah! Fuck! God damnit.
656
00:47:07,207 --> 00:47:09,960
Don't fucking do that.
You're gonna get an infection.
657
00:47:10,085 --> 00:47:11,420
- No...
- Give me your hand.
658
00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:20,805
- Tomorrow...
- Yeah?
659
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,766
You're gonna drive out to Cazadero.
660
00:47:24,058 --> 00:47:25,643
Isn't that, like, two hours away?
661
00:47:27,187 --> 00:47:28,897
Are you in for this or not?
662
00:47:29,106 --> 00:47:30,566
I'm in, yeah.
663
00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:34,319
So, come to 131 Manzanita.
664
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,367
- Is that where the show is?
- Sort of. It's, like, a cabin.
665
00:47:39,492 --> 00:47:42,620
We'll meet there at night
and head out the next morning.
666
00:47:43,621 --> 00:47:46,124
- Into the woods?
- Exactly.
667
00:47:54,508 --> 00:47:56,135
I'm in the cult now, huh?
668
00:47:56,218 --> 00:47:57,636
(LAUGHS)
669
00:48:12,778 --> 00:48:15,323
What's going on in there, anyway?
Some kind of a...
670
00:48:15,448 --> 00:48:17,367
I really don't know.
671
00:48:21,496 --> 00:48:22,955
Do you wanna talk about it?
672
00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:25,416
Not really.
673
00:48:27,294 --> 00:48:28,504
(SIGHS)
674
00:48:31,090 --> 00:48:34,426
My wife left me when I was 36 years old.
675
00:48:35,052 --> 00:48:37,346
- Shit.
- No, I mean, I don't blame her.
676
00:48:37,513 --> 00:48:40,266
I wasn't what you'd call my best self.
677
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:43,395
Are we ever?
678
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,023
So, she moved to Austin,
took our baby son with her...
679
00:48:47,148 --> 00:48:51,570
I didn't know what to do with myself,
so I just drive and drive,
680
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,572
no destination.
681
00:48:54,156 --> 00:48:57,368
Then one day, I hit this dead end,
middle of nowhere,
682
00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:59,245
surrounded by redwoods.
683
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:02,581
I just sit there, turning to stone.
684
00:49:05,919 --> 00:49:09,006
But then when I look up
and look out the window, there it is.
685
00:49:09,131 --> 00:49:13,343
Like a sign from the heavens.
Little cabin for sale.
686
00:49:13,427 --> 00:49:17,056
It's a little heavy-handed, I know,
but I was in no condition to argue,
687
00:49:17,181 --> 00:49:20,018
so I cut a check right then and there.
688
00:49:21,019 --> 00:49:23,563
Of course I didn't know
about the leaks and the rats.
689
00:49:23,688 --> 00:49:27,609
So, it's not exactly
the fantasy I imagined, but...
690
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,738
It got me through.
691
00:49:31,864 --> 00:49:33,240
You know?
692
00:49:34,241 --> 00:49:37,119
That's what we do. We survive.
693
00:49:41,416 --> 00:49:43,043
(SIGHS)
694
00:49:43,626 --> 00:49:47,964
So, what you're saying is, is if I make
it through all this fucking bullshit,
695
00:49:48,089 --> 00:49:50,633
then I get my own cabin in the woods?
696
00:49:50,759 --> 00:49:53,220
(LAUGHS) That's it exactly.
697
00:49:54,305 --> 00:49:55,890
Oh...
698
00:49:57,975 --> 00:49:59,352
Are you thirsty?
699
00:50:00,728 --> 00:50:02,104
Um...
700
00:50:02,229 --> 00:50:05,484
- Yeah, sure.
- I mean, like, really thirsty?
701
00:50:17,121 --> 00:50:20,541
("AFTER YOU'VE GONE"
BY KHEN LOBATON)
702
00:50:32,888 --> 00:50:34,973
- Guess they were out of wine, huh?
- No.
703
00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,768
- Listen, I was at the store and--
- You were gone for two hours.
704
00:50:37,893 --> 00:50:39,645
Yeah.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
705
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,065
- You don't have to make excuses.
- I'm not.
706
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:45,360
Well, then just act
like a fucking grownup for once.
707
00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:52,075
OK, I'm sorry
that I'm not one of your mature friends.
708
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,620
I'm sorry that I don't just... sip wine
709
00:50:54,745 --> 00:50:56,956
and talk
about the scary world out there.
710
00:50:57,081 --> 00:50:58,916
They have no fucking clue.
711
00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:04,171
- And you do?
- Yes! Or at least I try.
712
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,509
Sometimes you have to jump in
and just live.
713
00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:09,428
Have an actual experience, you know?
714
00:51:09,511 --> 00:51:12,431
OK, fine,
let's have an actual experience.
715
00:51:12,514 --> 00:51:14,683
Everything I propose
you just shoot down.
716
00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:15,809
Like what?
717
00:51:16,018 --> 00:51:19,856
Like the dopamine fast,
the pillow fight on the ferry.
718
00:51:20,023 --> 00:51:21,357
Forgive me for not wanting
719
00:51:21,482 --> 00:51:23,985
- to hit a grown man--
- See? There's always something!
720
00:51:24,402 --> 00:51:26,446
I don't want to miss out on life,
do you?
721
00:51:26,529 --> 00:51:29,116
You might like some of these things
if you tried 'em.
722
00:51:30,325 --> 00:51:34,913
I don't need to spend another night
in an abandoned warehouse
723
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,915
with a bunch of fucking tweakers.
724
00:51:37,082 --> 00:51:39,752
- I've done my time.
- Yeah, like, years ago.
725
00:51:44,257 --> 00:51:45,341
Wow.
726
00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,371
You know what? You're right.
727
00:52:12,788 --> 00:52:14,081
- I'm sorry.
- No, no.
728
00:52:14,206 --> 00:52:16,541
- I know you're just trying to...
- No, listen.
729
00:52:18,086 --> 00:52:21,422
Look, we should take a little trip.
Just the two of us.
730
00:52:21,798 --> 00:52:22,799
What?
731
00:52:22,924 --> 00:52:25,676
Aren't you always saying
you wanna get away from all this,
732
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:28,471
the noise, the trash, the honking cars?
733
00:52:28,554 --> 00:52:31,308
- Well, yeah.
- So, let's do it.
734
00:52:32,142 --> 00:52:36,063
We'll rent a cabin up north, old school.
735
00:52:37,564 --> 00:52:40,484
- Well, that does sound kinda nice.
- Right?
736
00:52:40,567 --> 00:52:42,862
We should totally do it. Tomorrow.
737
00:52:43,238 --> 00:52:45,532
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
738
00:52:45,699 --> 00:52:49,619
- But we would have to...
- Oh, you would have to find what?
739
00:52:49,786 --> 00:52:52,622
- Come on!
- I don't know. It seems a little...
740
00:52:52,747 --> 00:52:55,334
This is what we need right now, right?
741
00:52:55,459 --> 00:52:57,878
So, why would we wait?
742
00:52:58,045 --> 00:52:59,672
- All right, let's do it.
- Really?
743
00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:00,881
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
744
00:53:01,048 --> 00:53:04,593
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm talking about.
745
00:53:04,677 --> 00:53:07,139
- I gotta go find my hat.
- Of course you do.
746
00:53:07,264 --> 00:53:08,849
(MAX LAUGHS)
747
00:53:35,169 --> 00:53:36,879
When I was in high school,
748
00:53:37,004 --> 00:53:40,299
any time I went through
a shitty breakup or drama,
749
00:53:40,382 --> 00:53:42,886
we would chug one of these things,
the whole thing.
750
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:46,139
- It was kind of a ritual.
- Yeah, did that work?
751
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:50,393
I mean, I survived, but now?
752
00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:53,396
It is... yeah, it's large.
753
00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:55,691
- What did you get?
- Sprite.
754
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:57,651
That's it?
755
00:53:58,444 --> 00:54:02,698
- What?
- One flavor? That's... weak.
756
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:07,621
The whole point is to mix it up
and make your own personal blends.
757
00:54:08,705 --> 00:54:11,750
Oh. I got a lot to learn.
758
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:18,590
Hey.
759
00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:25,556
Your father's condition,
you said it was genetic.
760
00:54:26,057 --> 00:54:30,645
- Uh, yeah.
- But you're OK?
761
00:54:32,648 --> 00:54:35,692
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. No, it's fine.
762
00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,570
Glad to know what I'm up against.
763
00:54:39,321 --> 00:54:41,699
- And this treatment I'm working on...
- Oh, you?
764
00:54:41,824 --> 00:54:44,285
Yeah,
it's a kind of a transfusion therapy.
765
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:45,787
- Oh.
- Seems promising.
766
00:54:46,246 --> 00:54:48,081
You're working on it yourself?
767
00:54:48,206 --> 00:54:50,500
Since I've been studying this stuff
for 30 years,
768
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,293
might as well put it to good use.
769
00:54:52,961 --> 00:54:55,381
- God!
- What?
770
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,591
I...
771
00:54:57,675 --> 00:55:00,344
Here I am, obsessing over this girl
772
00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:04,348
who, let's be frank,
probably did me a huge favor.
773
00:55:04,473 --> 00:55:08,311
Meanwhile, you're out here
trying to save your own life.
774
00:55:08,478 --> 00:55:09,730
What, are you kidding me?
775
00:55:09,855 --> 00:55:12,399
I've stared death in the face
and I've been dumped.
776
00:55:12,524 --> 00:55:14,401
Give me death, please and thank you.
777
00:55:15,402 --> 00:55:17,404
- We can't swap.
- (CHUCKLES)
778
00:55:17,529 --> 00:55:21,617
- No, not a chance, you're on your own.
- Oh.
779
00:55:36,008 --> 00:55:38,010
- AL: Where is he?
- Stop worrying.
780
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:41,013
- Stop worrying? What if he bails?
- Dude!
781
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:45,185
You probably scared him off with
all those fucking personal questions.
782
00:55:45,351 --> 00:55:47,979
He'll be here. You saw what he was like.
783
00:55:48,438 --> 00:55:49,939
(PANTING)
784
00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:53,651
I saw how he was looking at you.
785
00:55:53,777 --> 00:55:54,778
Please.
786
00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:57,323
And how you were looking at him.
787
00:55:58,324 --> 00:56:01,952
What can I say?
I have a thing for delusional idiots.
788
00:56:11,713 --> 00:56:13,340
- Even if he does come...
- He's coming.
789
00:56:13,465 --> 00:56:15,217
Even if he does,
are we seriously gonna--
790
00:56:15,384 --> 00:56:17,844
Stop it! You know what we need to do.
791
00:56:17,969 --> 00:56:20,306
- If you aren't prepared--
- I'm not saying I'm not prepared.
792
00:56:20,473 --> 00:56:23,476
So then quit being such a baby!
793
00:56:23,643 --> 00:56:26,187
- Everything's gonna go fine.
- How are you so sure?
794
00:56:27,021 --> 00:56:29,899
Because people are predictable.
795
00:56:30,024 --> 00:56:31,734
It's the saddest thing about them.
796
00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:35,364
When they want something,
they'll do whatever it takes.
797
00:56:36,073 --> 00:56:37,866
(CAR APPROACHING)
798
00:56:38,325 --> 00:56:40,911
- Is that him?
- Of course it's him.
799
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:44,916
- Go talk to him.
- What?
800
00:56:45,166 --> 00:56:46,793
Be nice.
801
00:57:08,023 --> 00:57:10,694
- Why is he on the passenger side?
- Who the fuck is driving?
802
00:57:10,819 --> 00:57:13,029
I knew this was a mistake.
I'm calling it off.
803
00:57:13,113 --> 00:57:14,156
No, Al!
804
00:57:17,993 --> 00:57:20,245
- Yo.
- Who the fuck is that?
805
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:22,999
It's my girlfriend.
But she doesn't know about the show
806
00:57:23,124 --> 00:57:24,667
'cause I wanted it to be a surprise.
807
00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:28,129
- This isn't what we agreed to.
- Shh! Follow my lead.
808
00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:32,884
Yeah, um, we rented this place.
809
00:57:32,968 --> 00:57:35,054
- So, I was just wondering...
- You what?
810
00:57:36,013 --> 00:57:39,349
The place is ours, we booked it.
All our stuff is inside.
811
00:57:41,852 --> 00:57:43,854
Want one for the road?
812
00:57:43,937 --> 00:57:47,859
- She hates to drive at night. Her eyes.
- Oh, my God.
813
00:57:48,234 --> 00:57:50,820
- What?
- I'll be in the car.
814
00:57:50,904 --> 00:57:53,156
Hey! You can stay.
815
00:57:53,323 --> 00:57:54,824
- MAX: What?
- Seriously?
816
00:57:55,533 --> 00:57:56,826
That's great.
817
00:57:57,703 --> 00:57:59,163
(WHISPERS) What the fuck are you doing?
818
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:00,831
Shh!
819
00:59:58,124 --> 00:59:59,835
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
820
01:00:19,439 --> 01:00:20,774
She's gone.
821
01:00:28,116 --> 01:00:29,367
It's wearing off.
822
01:00:31,077 --> 01:00:34,747
Well? Give him more, dick.
823
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:36,959
Let's get him inside first.
824
01:00:58,898 --> 01:00:59,900
Hello?
825
01:01:01,026 --> 01:01:03,571
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't--
826
01:01:03,696 --> 01:01:06,449
- I--
- I wasn't expecting you.
827
01:01:06,615 --> 01:01:08,826
Of course not. I tried calling, but...
828
01:01:08,951 --> 01:01:10,619
Yeah, the reception up here is...
829
01:01:10,745 --> 01:01:12,998
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Um...
830
01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:18,670
God. Back in my kitchen,
this seemed, like, a really good plan.
831
01:01:18,795 --> 01:01:21,214
No. No, it's...
832
01:01:21,298 --> 01:01:23,760
I mean, I'm glad to see you.
833
01:01:23,926 --> 01:01:26,345
Aw. This is for you.
834
01:01:26,637 --> 01:01:27,930
Oh.
835
01:01:28,097 --> 01:01:29,140
(CHUCKLES)
836
01:01:29,265 --> 01:01:31,434
- Yeah, thank you.
- It's an avocado tree.
837
01:01:31,559 --> 01:01:33,102
Oh, OK, of course.
838
01:01:33,186 --> 01:01:35,438
Or it will be in 15 years.
839
01:01:35,563 --> 01:01:37,441
(CHUCKLES) I'll clear my schedule.
840
01:01:38,692 --> 01:01:42,404
I just... I wanted to say thank you
and to apologize.
841
01:01:43,155 --> 01:01:44,281
About what?
842
01:01:44,406 --> 01:01:47,534
You know, the stakeout, my whole search.
843
01:01:47,701 --> 01:01:51,164
I mean, it's just not me,
certainly not who I wanna be,
844
01:01:51,247 --> 01:01:53,374
and I should never have
dragged you into it.
845
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,377
Hey. I dragged myself.
846
01:01:57,462 --> 01:02:00,091
Just the world is so fucking loud.
847
01:02:00,174 --> 01:02:03,177
I can hardly hear myself anymore,
you know?
848
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,471
What do you think I'm doin' up here?
849
01:02:06,138 --> 01:02:09,308
Well, I am done with that, truly.
850
01:02:13,188 --> 01:02:14,773
Um, did you want to come in?
851
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,568
- Oh, sure.
- All right.
852
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:20,570
Thank you.
853
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:26,160
Uh, it's a bit of a mess in here.
Let me get this.
854
01:02:26,244 --> 01:02:30,123
Are you kidding?
I would kill for a place like this.
855
01:02:30,206 --> 01:02:32,500
I can get you some tea.
Water's on, I got black.
856
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,502
And I guess, well, black.
857
01:02:34,669 --> 01:02:37,923
- Oh, I'll take that.
- Anything warm.
858
01:02:38,465 --> 01:02:39,925
OK.
859
01:02:41,218 --> 01:02:44,054
Is that... does that have to do
with your treatment?
860
01:02:44,221 --> 01:02:45,514
Yeah, yeah.
861
01:02:47,015 --> 01:02:51,187
- And it's helping?
- Well, learning as I go.
862
01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:53,064
Don't always get it right.
863
01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:56,151
- You're not worried?
- About what?
864
01:02:56,234 --> 01:03:00,572
I don't know, experimenting on yourself?
I'd be a complete wreck.
865
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:04,243
Oh, I've... I've been a wreck.
866
01:03:04,368 --> 01:03:07,121
I've spent years feeling like
I had an expiration date
867
01:03:07,246 --> 01:03:09,248
- stamped on my forehead.
- (GROANS)
868
01:03:09,373 --> 01:03:10,875
Well, what changed?
869
01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:14,546
Oh, well... You know, when my dad died,
870
01:03:14,671 --> 01:03:17,424
I had to sell his house
and sort through his things.
871
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,930
A whole life
reduced to a few random odds and ends.
872
01:03:26,392 --> 01:03:28,936
(SIGHS) I didn't know what to keep...
873
01:03:30,313 --> 01:03:31,564
and to toss.
874
01:03:33,566 --> 01:03:36,319
Eventually,
I just had to get out of there
875
01:03:36,444 --> 01:03:38,322
and just get a drink or something.
876
01:03:38,489 --> 01:03:41,575
It's February, it's fucking cold,
Minnesota.
877
01:03:42,868 --> 01:03:45,329
So, I grabbed my old man's coat
and I opened the door
878
01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,540
and I'm hit by a blast of Arctic air.
879
01:03:50,376 --> 01:03:54,089
And I shoved my hand in his pockets
and I come up with this.
880
01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,760
They gave him eight months to live.
881
01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:05,184
So, he'd put an X through each day.
882
01:04:07,019 --> 01:04:08,104
One by one.
883
01:04:10,189 --> 01:04:13,400
Until, yeah, here. They stop.
884
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,572
October 21st.
885
01:04:17,906 --> 01:04:20,617
Nine days short of what he was promised.
886
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,244
Jesus.
887
01:04:23,036 --> 01:04:26,207
My body was about to turn on me,
I knew that.
888
01:04:26,290 --> 01:04:29,877
But I still had my brain.
I didn't have to sit there helpless,
889
01:04:30,002 --> 01:04:31,754
just marking off the days.
890
01:04:34,966 --> 01:04:39,096
So, I figured I'd use what I got,
try and tip the scales a little.
891
01:04:40,889 --> 01:04:44,101
In between bouts of sheer mortal terror,
of course.
892
01:04:47,354 --> 01:04:49,106
Here's to sheer mortal terror.
893
01:04:49,231 --> 01:04:51,401
(LAUGHS)
894
01:04:53,987 --> 01:04:55,321
Mmm.
895
01:04:55,405 --> 01:04:57,115
- Are you cold?
- Hm.
896
01:04:57,198 --> 01:04:59,200
It's a little cold.
Maybe I'll start a fire.
897
01:04:59,325 --> 01:05:00,702
Sorry, I don't have a lot of guests.
898
01:05:00,910 --> 01:05:03,748
Well, to be fair,
this was more like a home invasion.
899
01:05:03,956 --> 01:05:07,042
- Yeah. Let me get some firewood.
- Thank you.
900
01:05:19,973 --> 01:05:22,184
- What if she comes back?
- She's not coming back.
901
01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:23,935
What if she goes to the cops
or something?
902
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:28,065
Dude, believe me, she's back
in her bougie fucking loft right now,
903
01:05:28,191 --> 01:05:29,859
bawling in the fetal position,
904
01:05:30,026 --> 01:05:32,320
going bulimic
on a box of powdered donuts.
905
01:05:33,321 --> 01:05:35,698
Remember
how she went to bed at, like, 10:30?
906
01:05:35,782 --> 01:05:39,995
Yeah, exactly.
And their hot date at Starbucks.
907
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:43,707
Seriously. She's nothing to worry about.
908
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,294
And... and think about it.
909
01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:50,089
What this means for us.
910
01:05:52,217 --> 01:05:53,343
You and me.
911
01:05:56,179 --> 01:05:57,430
Right?
912
01:06:04,688 --> 01:06:05,940
(KEYS JANGLING)
913
01:06:06,023 --> 01:06:08,109
(DOOR OPENS)
914
01:07:37,705 --> 01:07:41,710
- (KEYS JANGLING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
915
01:07:43,253 --> 01:07:46,173
- Well, what's so urgent?
- Dad, hey.
916
01:07:46,298 --> 01:07:48,258
We've been waiting,
like, a million years.
917
01:07:49,176 --> 01:07:51,470
- Hello, Greta.
- How are you feeling?
918
01:07:51,553 --> 01:07:54,307
- Fine.
- No symptoms or anything?
919
01:07:55,433 --> 01:07:56,935
It doesn't matter.
920
01:07:58,311 --> 01:08:01,481
- What do you mean, it doesn't matter?
- I don't want you worrying about me.
921
01:08:02,398 --> 01:08:05,861
How long ago did I move in with you
after Mom threw me out?
922
01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:08,322
I don't know.
923
01:08:08,489 --> 01:08:10,407
- A year?
- A year.
924
01:08:10,574 --> 01:08:14,370
One year out of 23.
That's all the time we've had together.
925
01:08:16,163 --> 01:08:18,250
- I can't change the past.
- I know.
926
01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:20,335
I just...
927
01:08:21,336 --> 01:08:24,631
That's not enough. I just got here.
928
01:08:24,756 --> 01:08:27,717
I can't... I can't let you...
929
01:08:32,056 --> 01:08:34,600
I'm trying, OK?
I'm doing everything I can.
930
01:08:35,351 --> 01:08:38,396
AL: But you figured it out, right?
The... the treatment works.
931
01:08:38,521 --> 01:08:41,400
Well, in theory, yes. It's...
932
01:08:42,401 --> 01:08:44,611
You know it's not realistic. I'd need...
933
01:08:47,239 --> 01:08:48,782
You know it isn't possible.
934
01:08:50,701 --> 01:08:52,703
- What if it was?
- What?
935
01:08:52,786 --> 01:08:54,831
What if you had what you need?
936
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,881
- Jesus Christ.
- I told you, this is our way out.
937
01:09:03,006 --> 01:09:04,924
- What the hell did you do?
- For the treatment.
938
01:09:05,050 --> 01:09:07,011
You've been talking about this
for six months.
939
01:09:07,178 --> 01:09:08,721
So you snatched a person off the street?
940
01:09:08,846 --> 01:09:10,723
- It doesn't work that way.
- It wasn't random.
941
01:09:10,848 --> 01:09:13,267
We're not fucking idiots.
We made sure he'd pair with you.
942
01:09:13,392 --> 01:09:15,853
He's got all the attributes. He's clean.
943
01:09:17,731 --> 01:09:20,525
This is insane. You're insane.
944
01:09:21,526 --> 01:09:25,530
We're trying to save your life here.
And his.
945
01:09:25,655 --> 01:09:27,741
You think I wanna lose him
any more than you do?
946
01:09:27,866 --> 01:09:29,619
Dad, please, I just want to help.
947
01:09:34,749 --> 01:09:37,335
- I didn't ask for this.
- GRETA: OK.
948
01:09:37,794 --> 01:09:39,962
So, should we dump him
in the river, or...
949
01:09:42,174 --> 01:09:44,426
- Well, I'm not saying...
- No.
950
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,762
What's done is done.
951
01:09:46,887 --> 01:09:50,015
Your son has given you a gift.
952
01:09:52,226 --> 01:09:53,561
Will you accept it?
953
01:09:58,483 --> 01:10:02,195
It's gonna work, Dad. I know it.
954
01:10:05,281 --> 01:10:06,951
Say cheese.
955
01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:12,873
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
956
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,415
- Hey.
- What'd she say? Does she know?
957
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,459
I had to run out here fucking barefoot.
958
01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:56,296
- Everything's fine. It's under control.
- AL: Are you sure?
959
01:10:56,463 --> 01:10:57,922
Yeah, she doesn't know anything.
960
01:10:58,381 --> 01:11:02,886
- Well, what the fuck is she doing here?
- Well, she's... I don't know.
961
01:11:03,011 --> 01:11:05,472
- Visiting.
- Visiting?
962
01:11:06,474 --> 01:11:09,435
Oh, my God.
Does she have a fucking crush on you?
963
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,561
No.
964
01:11:10,686 --> 01:11:12,771
You just had
to visit her little flower shop.
965
01:11:12,897 --> 01:11:15,566
She called with that story.
I had to find out what she knew.
966
01:11:15,649 --> 01:11:18,695
- And that ridiculous basement skit.
- She wasn't gonna stop.
967
01:11:18,779 --> 01:11:22,616
And... she was suffering.
I felt responsible.
968
01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:24,951
I'm not the kind of person
who would just...
969
01:11:26,953 --> 01:11:28,789
What?
970
01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:31,209
What kind of person are you?
971
01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:35,755
Enough. She'll finish her tea
and I'll send her on her way.
972
01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:38,591
Wait. She's still here?
973
01:11:38,674 --> 01:11:41,219
- And you left her there alone?
- Oh.
974
01:11:42,303 --> 01:11:43,388
Fuck this.
975
01:11:44,056 --> 01:11:45,974
What... Greta...
976
01:11:57,612 --> 01:11:59,531
- Fuck.
- Oh...
977
01:12:54,548 --> 01:12:55,758
(PADLOCK UNLOCKS)
978
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,258
Oh, my God!
979
01:13:35,009 --> 01:13:37,220
Max? Max.
980
01:13:37,345 --> 01:13:39,680
What are you doing here?
What's going on?
981
01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:41,933
- You gotta get goin'.
- No, Max.
982
01:13:42,558 --> 01:13:45,229
- I'm gonna help you.
- No.
983
01:13:45,604 --> 01:13:48,607
- Beat the crowd.
- Crowd? What?
984
01:13:48,732 --> 01:13:51,944
Get right up against the stage.
985
01:13:53,111 --> 01:13:54,863
Max. Max.
986
01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:57,992
Max?
987
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:04,457
What the fuck?
988
01:14:08,754 --> 01:14:09,797
Oh...
989
01:14:23,061 --> 01:14:24,521
Max.
990
01:14:24,646 --> 01:14:26,314
Oh, my God.
991
01:14:26,481 --> 01:14:28,567
(DOOR OPENS)
992
01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:31,820
- That will kill him.
- What is this?
993
01:14:33,906 --> 01:14:36,701
- Kath, none of this was my choice.
- Not your choice?
994
01:14:36,826 --> 01:14:38,244
- Dad?
- Let me handle this.
995
01:14:38,369 --> 01:14:41,998
- We're gonna have a conversation.
- What the fuck is going on?
996
01:14:42,081 --> 01:14:44,000
I told you about my condition, right?
997
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,044
- And the transfusions.
- Yeah, but...
998
01:14:46,170 --> 01:14:49,298
Well, your friend here
is the source of those transfusions.
999
01:14:49,423 --> 01:14:51,133
That device isolates the proteins
1000
01:14:51,258 --> 01:14:54,136
- that I need so...
- Oh, my fucking God.
1001
01:14:54,261 --> 01:14:58,641
- Oh, hey, hey.
- This dude can fucking rhyme.
1002
01:14:58,766 --> 01:15:00,143
(LAUGHS)
1003
01:15:00,268 --> 01:15:01,936
- Unhook him.
- BARLOW: Kath...
1004
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:03,980
No, shut this down now!
1005
01:15:04,063 --> 01:15:06,316
Well, that's not an option,
unfortunately.
1006
01:15:06,483 --> 01:15:08,359
Your friend and I
share a single blood supply.
1007
01:15:08,526 --> 01:15:11,739
- Share? OK.
- Yeah, it's a form of parabiosis.
1008
01:15:11,906 --> 01:15:16,911
He needs me, I need him, but once
the process has been initiated...
1009
01:15:16,994 --> 01:15:19,914
Then what?
He... he's just like this forever?
1010
01:15:19,997 --> 01:15:24,544
- Yeah, it's not ideal, but I--
- I thought he left me.
1011
01:15:24,669 --> 01:15:28,215
You fucking fed me all that wisdom.
1012
01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:32,010
- And he was here the whole time?
- Well, I didn't want it like this.
1013
01:15:32,093 --> 01:15:35,056
Of course you wanted this.
You just don't like to look at it.
1014
01:15:35,181 --> 01:15:37,558
That's why you've been lounging
in that La-Z-Boy
1015
01:15:37,683 --> 01:15:39,602
while the cow stays out here
in the barn.
1016
01:15:39,727 --> 01:15:41,604
- Cow?
- Yeah, that's what we call him.
1017
01:15:41,729 --> 01:15:44,106
- Little Maxie, the blood cow.
- Stop it.
1018
01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:45,984
- Moo!
- KATH: Stop it.
1019
01:15:46,068 --> 01:15:49,196
You have to understand.
I watched my father give up.
1020
01:15:49,321 --> 01:15:53,033
I saw it eat him from the inside out.
I had to find another way.
1021
01:15:53,158 --> 01:15:54,451
For me, for my son.
1022
01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:56,912
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
1023
01:15:57,246 --> 01:15:59,707
No, sorry. It's a touching story,
1024
01:15:59,874 --> 01:16:02,085
I've only heard it,
like, a bajillion times.
1025
01:16:02,210 --> 01:16:04,379
Well, I'm sorry my death bores you.
1026
01:16:06,172 --> 01:16:09,509
I mean, we're all dying, but...
1027
01:16:11,846 --> 01:16:12,847
What's that?
1028
01:16:12,972 --> 01:16:15,933
"Nicholas Levi Barlow, 57."
Hey, that's you.
1029
01:16:16,016 --> 01:16:20,229
"Test for synaptic hypertrophism."
Blah, blah, blah. Ah, here.
1030
01:16:20,688 --> 01:16:23,233
Results: Negativo.
1031
01:16:26,278 --> 01:16:30,157
- (GASPS)
- Dad? Is this true?
1032
01:16:30,282 --> 01:16:31,491
What's the difference?
1033
01:16:31,616 --> 01:16:34,453
I mean if it wasn't the hypertrophism,
it'd be something.
1034
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:36,914
This treatment
is attacking the real problem.
1035
01:16:37,039 --> 01:16:39,917
- What real problem?
- Cellular decay of all kinds.
1036
01:16:40,001 --> 01:16:43,379
- It's complicated.
- It's not that complicated.
1037
01:16:43,504 --> 01:16:46,257
Your daddy here isn't trying
to cure some disease.
1038
01:16:46,884 --> 01:16:51,013
He just doesn't want to get old.
I mean, older than he already is.
1039
01:16:51,138 --> 01:16:53,474
Party boy here
is a fuckin' fountain of youth.
1040
01:16:53,599 --> 01:16:57,978
But you told me our blood...
I thought I was sick.
1041
01:16:59,772 --> 01:17:01,232
Well, you said it yourself.
1042
01:17:02,108 --> 01:17:06,446
We need time,
and now, thanks to you, I have it.
1043
01:17:07,071 --> 01:17:11,660
We can make up for all those lost years,
all that lost time, we get it back.
1044
01:17:11,827 --> 01:17:13,704
Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
1045
01:17:15,789 --> 01:17:18,167
I didn't think you'd help.
1046
01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:21,045
You never even gave me the chance.
1047
01:17:21,587 --> 01:17:23,089
- Son, I--
- Stop.
1048
01:17:24,090 --> 01:17:25,383
And you knew all this.
1049
01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:27,552
I knew it needed to happen.
1050
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:30,555
And I didn't want you getting pussy feet
before I could tap my own cow.
1051
01:17:31,181 --> 01:17:32,265
What?
1052
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:35,228
Hey. Neither of us want me
to end up like her, right?
1053
01:17:36,270 --> 01:17:39,232
So... everyone wins.
1054
01:17:42,652 --> 01:17:43,903
(DOOR CLOSES)
1055
01:17:46,197 --> 01:17:48,575
Well, maybe not everyone.
1056
01:17:49,368 --> 01:17:51,912
- Greta...
- What are we gonna do? Let her go?
1057
01:17:52,162 --> 01:17:53,330
She's seen everything.
1058
01:17:53,497 --> 01:17:55,123
- Well, maybe I can talk--
- No.
1059
01:17:55,207 --> 01:17:57,125
We're done with your conversations.
1060
01:18:00,713 --> 01:18:01,881
I want it.
1061
01:18:03,258 --> 01:18:06,845
- What?
- The treatment. I want it.
1062
01:18:06,970 --> 01:18:09,222
(GRETA LAUGHS)
1063
01:18:09,347 --> 01:18:11,475
No, it's... You're still young.
It's for...
1064
01:18:11,725 --> 01:18:12,768
I'm young?
1065
01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:14,562
- Well, what I mean is--
- Hey!
1066
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:16,939
My time is running out just like yours.
1067
01:18:17,022 --> 01:18:19,984
Sheer mortal terror?
Isn't that what you just said to me?
1068
01:18:20,276 --> 01:18:22,194
Well, fuck, that's me.
1069
01:18:22,486 --> 01:18:26,199
- Every minute of every fuckin' day.
- GRETA: Barlow, can we...
1070
01:18:26,283 --> 01:18:28,410
KATH: And Max?
1071
01:18:28,535 --> 01:18:32,581
I'd tell people he was fun,
that he was unpredictable,
1072
01:18:32,706 --> 01:18:34,624
when really it was just, like...
1073
01:18:35,751 --> 01:18:37,503
I'd see his eager face,
1074
01:18:37,628 --> 01:18:40,840
and for a minute,
I could forget that time was passing.
1075
01:18:40,923 --> 01:18:43,176
Anything to distract myself
1076
01:18:43,259 --> 01:18:47,388
from the years
just fucking disappearing.
1077
01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:51,977
I used him, too. Same as you.
1078
01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:57,649
Only your way, apparently, works, right?
1079
01:18:58,233 --> 01:18:59,401
Um...
1080
01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:02,071
Well... yeah.
1081
01:19:02,197 --> 01:19:05,241
Well, then, give it to me.
1082
01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,913
- For fuck's sake.
- BARLOW: It doesn't work that way.
1083
01:19:10,038 --> 01:19:12,333
Remember, I told you, we're paired.
We--
1084
01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:16,378
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want his blood. I want hers.
1085
01:19:18,464 --> 01:19:20,466
(LAUGHS)
1086
01:19:20,549 --> 01:19:23,594
- You're serious?
- KATH: Hey...
1087
01:19:23,677 --> 01:19:27,057
I understand how you ended up here.
I feel it too.
1088
01:19:27,182 --> 01:19:29,935
GRETA: Barlow,
what the fuck are we waiting for?
1089
01:19:30,018 --> 01:19:36,651
I... mark the days off
on a calendar like your dad. I...
1090
01:19:38,277 --> 01:19:41,656
You gotta make a decision. Me or her.
1091
01:19:43,658 --> 01:19:45,827
Fucking hell,
do I have to do everything?
1092
01:19:46,327 --> 01:19:47,453
Is she clean?
1093
01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:54,044
All right.
1094
01:19:56,213 --> 01:20:00,259
Uh-oh. Did we give your daddy
too much of that sweet young blood?
1095
01:20:00,342 --> 01:20:02,971
- BARLOW: Al.
- GRETA: He's being a jackass right now.
1096
01:20:03,096 --> 01:20:05,348
BARLOW: Al, I'm gonna need your help.
1097
01:20:06,599 --> 01:20:09,102
Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
1098
01:20:10,103 --> 01:20:13,941
I lied to you.
I know, I was wrong. I'm sorry.
1099
01:20:15,025 --> 01:20:16,861
But we can get through this.
1100
01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:19,071
- Together.
- GRETA: Oh, come on.
1101
01:20:19,196 --> 01:20:23,075
Do you seriously expect
Mr. Emo Needle Dick here to get--
1102
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:24,618
The fuck?
1103
01:20:25,370 --> 01:20:28,331
(GROANS)
1104
01:20:33,712 --> 01:20:35,422
BARLOW: Yeah, yeah.
1105
01:20:35,547 --> 01:20:39,093
- Lift, Al.
- I am.
1106
01:20:46,267 --> 01:20:50,564
OK. OK, put her down.
1107
01:20:50,689 --> 01:20:53,025
Quick, huh? Here we go.
1108
01:20:53,150 --> 01:20:55,569
Sorry, this part isn't pretty, but...
1109
01:20:57,112 --> 01:20:58,155
soon...
1110
01:20:58,280 --> 01:20:59,615
Kath, what are you doing?
1111
01:21:01,493 --> 01:21:02,744
Stay back.
1112
01:21:03,077 --> 01:21:04,662
- I will fucking--
- No, Al.
1113
01:21:06,664 --> 01:21:08,333
Do you mind?
1114
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:10,210
Please.
1115
01:21:10,335 --> 01:21:12,670
Can we just talk about this a little?
1116
01:21:12,795 --> 01:21:18,010
I mean, we only just met, I know,
but you've--
1117
01:21:18,135 --> 01:21:21,096
I mean, you came all the way out here.
1118
01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:26,436
And I wonder if you're feeling something
like how I feel.
1119
01:21:26,895 --> 01:21:30,315
Is that true?
We should give ourselves time.
1120
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:37,155
Real time to figure this out. Together.
1121
01:21:38,199 --> 01:21:40,535
Please. This might be your last chance.
1122
01:21:41,369 --> 01:21:43,496
Last chance for what?
1123
01:21:44,288 --> 01:21:48,125
- Well, you're not getting any younger.
- Fuck you!
1124
01:21:49,210 --> 01:21:52,089
Oh, shit. Oh, the cops are here.
1125
01:21:54,466 --> 01:21:57,636
Don't worry.
I'll see you at the after-party.
1126
01:21:59,888 --> 01:22:02,725
No, no, no, no, no!
1127
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:06,104
God, Al give me the port.
1128
01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:09,023
Just give me.
1129
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,447
Kath. I was just scared.
1130
01:22:15,823 --> 01:22:17,700
We're all scared.
1131
01:22:20,327 --> 01:22:21,704
What are you doing?
1132
01:22:30,088 --> 01:22:32,007
- (GASPS)
- BARLOW: Al!
1133
01:23:31,196 --> 01:23:33,949
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1134
01:24:12,866 --> 01:24:16,996
("TAKE ME" BY KAREN DALTON)
1135
01:25:48,761 --> 01:25:53,600
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1136
01:25:54,305 --> 01:26:54,527
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