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Previously on doom patrol...

Caulder!

Excuse me, sir.

Name's kipling.

He is an established chaos magician,

which explains some
of the weird stuff we've seen so far.

What's the cult of the unwritten book?

Goddamn nightmare.

The book is being written as we speak.

Once it's completed,
the eye will be summoned.

The decreator.
And the world will be unmade.

What is that?

It's a door.

Close the portal.
Close the portal!

We saved the kid. What else is there?

All we have to do is close
the bloody gates to nurnheim.

What the hell is nurnheim?

Nurnheim sucks.

Maybe the people in this house
can't save you.

But can you at least let us try?

What the hell
are you supposed to be?

We are the archons.
The high priests of nurnheim.

You're a fucking psychopath.

You're nothing more than
an organ in a container.

And you?

Young Kay?

Scared and wounded child.

No, please.

Elliot!

We're too late.

Fuck you, bastard!

Motherfuck!

Shit!

- Careful, Princess.
- You dykey spic.

Get your fucking narc hands
off of me, you fucking fascists!

Good to see you too, Jane!

Where'd they find her this time?

Up your mother's gaping asshole.

Say that again?

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

You're gonna rot in here, Jane...

No matter how many times
you try to get away.

Remember that.

This is where scum like you... belong.

You mean scum like us?

Takes one to know one, right?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up, Jane! Shut up!

See it there, the eye of god!

Weeping angrily over the land
of sodom and gomorrah.

He will reap this land,
he will pull the weeds and start again.

This broken earth will become
the new holy promised land.

Finally, we will be free
of the two-legged blights,

just as Cain was free from Abel.

What he created for us
will be ours again!

I'm out here in cloverton,
where many have gathered

to witness a disturbing abnormality.

As you can see, the eye...

As you can see, the eye...

Is it looking at me?

Look at them quiver in fear.

The rapture begins!

And I, the Thorn
growing in the wilderness,

will flourish in their absence!

What are you talking about?

Cheese? Of course there will be
cheese in the promised land!

You don't need people
for cheese, we can make cheese!

How hard can it be?

Isn't it just milk and fungus?

I mean,
the ancient Egyptians figured it out.

You take that back!

It is going to happen this time.

I know it will.

No one can stop the will of god!

How do we stop this?

I told you, there's no way.

Once the decreator's been summoned,
that's it, it's over.

We could've stopped him.

You tried to kill me.

I tried to save the bloody planet!

Why can't you get that
through your stupid programming?

Rita, where are you going?

I need to find Elliot.

That thing in the sky...

I promised to protect him, Larry.
I looked out for him.

I wasn't a lousy bitch for once.

Turns out a snake
can change her stripes.

Tigers.

What? It doesn't matter.

I have to know if he's okay.

For god's sakes, don't get yourself
raptured or anything.

You know, all of this
could've been avoided

if you Halloween-costumes-
come-to-life had just done as I said.

He's a boy.

He's one boy.

Versus seven-and-a-half billion people.

All right. Now, how long do we have
until the world's...

You know, gone?

- Nineteen minutes.
- Really?

I don't fucking know!

Why don't you ask the fucking eye that's
blinking everything out of existence?

Fuck!

Kay.
That is your name, isn't it?

Aren't you a very small
and pretty thing?

There's no need to be scared,
little thing.

We are lucky.

You... you're so lucky.

You and your squishy friend.

We are in the chosen place,

a special vantage point to watch from
as the world disappears...

Bit by bit,

person by person, home by home.

Nurnheim...

Will be the last vestige
looked upon by the eye.

It's a very good day.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I don't want to be Kay anymore.

Very few of us want
to be what we are.

I think I had a little thing
like you once.

But I don't remember.

That must be a gift from the eye.

What peace nothingness brings.

No, no, no. I wasn'tjust a...

I'm not a fucking brain.

But you're not a brain anymore.

She changed you back.

So, that's something.

Screw this. Screw it. Screw this.

Goddamn place
and this fucking snow and fucking...

Fuck!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

They've really gone
and done it this time, niles.

Can't your children
be trusted with anything?

The goddamned decreator. No.

No, this cannot be the end. I refuse.

I haven't even been
in the last two episodes.

We can stop it!

It'll be difficult, but wholly possible.

What do you know about this thing?

What?

Just marveling at the moment
Mr. Nobody came to realize

his omniscience has limits.

Be careful, niles.

It's just a little hop, skip and a jump
to the next test of your resolve.

And then the world de-creates,
and you have nothing.

We both have nothing.

So, we should work quickly.

The decreator is a product of faith.

Born from years upon years
of blind, unwavering belief.

Faith like that can only
be fought with faith alike.

So we build a religion.

We're going to need a leader,

someone charismatic enough
to enforce faith,

and nurture the true believers.
This will take time.

- History.
- Yes.

Are you telling me I'm going
to have to comb through

a bunch of flashbacks?

I know exactly who we need,
and exactly where to look.

Jane.

Jane.

First, we need to find
a very specific version of her.

And then we need to find
someone working in the past,

and someone else working in the present.

It's the only way.

There isn't much time.

Alas, poor caulder.
Burdened with a father's fear.

He begs for the ear
of his far superior Nemesis.

Will Mr. Nobody and the chief
truly rally together

for the salvation of the human race?

Sure.

Onward we go,

into flashback number one,

spiraling down the toilet of culture
into an uprising called "punk."

There she is, our would-be Messiah.

But no.

This isn't the Jane we need,
not exactly.

1976. Ooh, what's this?

Could this be the moment Jane's

64 personalities were given
their superpowers?

The very moment?

Blech, boring.

Winter of 1978.

This is the moment Jane first met
the pseudo family she never wanted.

The first time she was given
a real home to live in

that didn't have the pungent smell
of 409 and piss hanging in the air.

Hello, I'm Rita farr.

Something smells like dusty queefs.

Oh, Jane.

Dire, incorrigible Jane.

This is all very entertaining, but sadly
not quite what we 're looking for.

A-ha! Here we are, 1977.

Perfect. Just the right Jane,
not too soggy, not too stiff.

I will behave.

Things might look
a little grim right now, but trust me,

you're about to bear witness
to the birth of a star.

I will behave. It is my place to behave.
My privilege to be...

Jane!

I said to repeat.

The therapy will not work
unless you repeat.

I didn't fucking do it.

Of course not.

You didn't burn your quarters.

And you definitely did not put your fist
through the day room television.

Am I right?

So, you're not fucking deaf, huh?

You think you're a very
clever girl, don't you, Jane?

We do not abide
smart-mouths or attitude.

Not in my facility.

I'm trying to help you.

I want my patients to get better.
I want you to get better.

But_

If we can't do this here, together...

I'll have no choice but to send you away

and have that very bad piece
of you cut out.

We don't want that, do we?

Fuck you.

Let's try a different Avenue.

You're not listening to me,
I'm telling you the truth.

Tell me about Kay challis.

Have I found your off switch?

Your papers,
your real papers came in today.

Tell me, when did Kay become Jane?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, then,
perhaps the better question is,

how did Kay become Jane?

I bet it was when you were very small.

When the world was very big,
and filled with monsters.

Tell me.

Did your monster have a name, Kay?

Did yours?

Was her name mother?

What?

Acute narcissism and misogyny.

You're a textbook example
for enduring familial abuse.

Your hair...

Your eyes...

Deflection is a sign of insecurity.

Do you feel insecure, Dr. Bertrand?

- Yes.
- Very insecure.

Ever since that day in the locker room

when you realized you were
very under-developed for a teenage boy.

You can still hear them
laughing at you, can't you?

The way your mother laughed at you
when you went crying into her arms.

What did she call you, Dr. Bertrand?

Teenie weenie peenie.

So much self-loathing.

How do you live with yourself?

There's that feeling again.

It's there, isn't it?

Growing into an impulse.

Yes.

The one that makes you want
to take that pen in your hand,

and jam it into your eye.

Over and over again.

Yes.

Go on, doctor.

You're finally free of your mother.

Free to act as you like.

That is your hand, your pen...

And you can jam it in your eye
as many times as you like.

Yes.

Your methods may be ungainly,
Dr. Bertrand.

But your diagnoses does have its truths.

Once upon a time, my world was
big and filled with monsters.

But now, the world is small...

And I am the monster.

Well, actually, I'm the monster.

But we'll work on that.

Brava, Dr. Harrison, brava.

Aren't you a marvelous specimen?

So much grit, so much drama.

Suddenly, her restraints came undone.

Who the hell are you?

Me?
I'm the burning bush in the desert,

the filicidal presence
on the mountain peak,

the voice in Noah's head that made him
fill a boat with animals two-by-two.

Come, Dr. Harrison.
We have a world to save.

I don't think that's going to work.

This is not my fucking life.

I didn't turn into a robot
who turned into a brain

who gets trapped in a snow globe

with the most useless
fucking person in the world!

This is not my fucking life!

Shut up.

You think...

This...

Isn't what I wanted for my life, either.

You think I want to be stuck
in here with a brute?

I'm sorry.

You think just because
I'm one of the other personalities,

I don't have feelings?

Jane isn't the only one with hopes,
and dreams, and emotions.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...

I just...

If this is really
about to go to hell, then...

I just want to spend
my last moments with her.

Well, tough shit, asswipe!

We're not a fucking menu, and you
don't get to make fucking orders!

Elliot!

Oh, Elliot...

My god, look at you.

It's different than I imagined.

I sort of pictured it to be all black.

A black hole made out of dark fire.

More like Hades
in that book my mom got me for my...

For my birthday.

They say when you get to hell,
persephone greets you.

She forgives you, she walks with you.

Do you think that's true?

I know that look.

- It's not your fault, Elliot.
- Hmm.

Of course, it is.
Everyone's going to die because of me.

You should've let me die.

I don't know
what I should've done.

I've never had to save
the goddamn world before.

But I knew I wasn't going to
let someone else die for all of this.

Maybe you haven't seen
the world, Elliot, but I have,

and trust me, it's garbage.

People lie and they hurt each other.

And they wear these things
on their feet called crocs.

I went with my gut.

And my gut says you deserve a break.

We both do.

So it's the end of the world.

But we have time.

We should do something.

Something special.

- Like what?
- Anything.

What have you
always wanted to do?

A place you've always wanted to see.

Food you've always wanted
to taste, anything.

Whatever it is, we'll do it.

Oh, my god.

So, now, you can walk?

Mmm.

You're not the chief. You can't be.

- I'm enough of him.
- What the hell does that mean?

How did you get here
and what happened to Mr. Nobody?

Don't ask him about Mr. Nobody.

Or mention his name.

Trust me. My favorite pumps were ruined.

- Jesus, niles. You're a mess.
- "A mess"?

This is dangerous.

What if he's a bomb
sent here by Mr. Nobody?

Chief, you have to let us help you.
Tell us where...

Please.

The only booby-trap he laid
was the one in my esophagus.

I promise you.

I know this is hard to take in.

And I can't imagine what you've been
going through for these last...

Forty-eight hours, but...

We have a plan in motion.

It's a bit wonky, but it will work.

And it's the best we could come up with
under the circumstances.

What do you mean, "we"?

You're working together?

- Wait, you and Mr...
- No!

I had no choice.

No need to explain.

I'm done playing gooseberry.

And unlike this collection
of limp dicks you've assembled,

I am perfectly aware the apocalypse
makes for some very odd bedfellows.

Survival and all that.

Now, tell us what needs to be done.

All you have to do
is stick to the script.

There will be a boy born
with the words of an ancient language

sprouting on him through time.

Once he's 18, the scripture on his skin
will be complete,

and the cult that you foster,
my dear Dr. Harrison,

will converge at his dwelling place

and chant the verses together in order
to conjure our grotesque Messiah.

The re-creator.

"The re-creator?"

Let me get this straight.

You want to fight something
called the "decreator"

with something called the "re-creator"?

So I'm no I. Ron Hubbard,
who has the time?

That is some weak sauce, mister.

Then take this as an opportunity

to test your powers
of influence, Dr. Harrison.

Are you up for the challenge?

Fuck!

- Who was that in the cathedral?
- Stop.

Never seen her before.

Kay, right? Is that her name?

Shut your fucking hole!

Jesus.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to thank her.

She cared enough
to pick me up when I was just a...

A brain on the floor.

You're never gonna talk to her
or about her ever again.

God, can't we just ride out
the apocalypse without all this shit?

I thought we had a good thing going.

Two freaks on a yellow brick road
or something like that.

I thought you knew me.

No, you thought you knew me.

Odd way to meet an old friend again.

Standing on two legs,
working with the enemy.

Surrounded by his menagerie.

Aren't we creatures of odd?

As I recall, the last time I saw you,

you left me for dead
in a cavern in Istanbul.

You wouldn't stop whining at me.

Besides, I was in urgent need
of a drink.

Good to see you haven't changed.

So, are you sure about him?

He who cannot be named.

It's the only shot we've got.

If all goes to plan,

baphomet will point us towards
the rewritten book.

We find him,
and we summon the re-creator.

Rewritten book?

So, another boy's going
to have to suffer?

Don't be
so sentimental, sweetheart.

It'll give you crow's feet.

What is it now, willou...

Niles! Well, what a delightful surprise.

Baphomet.

How lovely to see you again.

Mmm, there's that silky voice I miss.

Like hotjam and honey.

You really do turn
my trot into a gallop, Mr. Caulder.

Oh, you're too kind.

Are you two gonna get a stable or can we
get on with this re-creator business?

Uh, re-creator?

We're looking for the rewritten book.
Do you sense it?

Rewritten? Hmm, I don't see it.

There is no such thing.

And there your plan goes tits up.

Give it time.

Baphomet.

Oui, Mr. Caulder?

Would you mind trying again, please?

Yes, you dumb
horse-head, look again.

Because it's all happening, baby.

Okay, Jane, I'm coming in.

You better fucking handle yourself!

Because if you don't,

I'm gonna fucking knock
your goddamn lights out.

You're so right.

He hears your worries.

He hears your distress.

The re-creator?

Dr. Harrison's gift
of super-powered charm and influence

made her a regular ol' Bonnie nettles.

Why are you swallowing
these pharmaceuticals?

You know as well as I do that the only
true healing you need is the re-creator.

The cult will help you find
your purpose.

Your true calling.

Isn't that what you always wanted?

You know what you have to do.

You know you have to spread
the word of the re-creator far and wide.

Yes!

You are worthy
of this lifelong dream of yours.

- You can change the world!
- Yes!

- You can save the world.
- Yes!

Yes!

Re-creator!
Re-creator! Re-creator!

This is a pretty good cult.

Oh, yeah. Way better
than the last three I've been in.

Re-creator! Re-creator!

Re-creator! Re-creator!

Let me help you.

What does your father think of all this?

He knows what he needs to know.

You shouldn't have come here, Vic.

I came here because of you.

The only reason I got hurt
is 'cause of your friend.

If I knew you had a habit
of working with the dark side,

I would have been more careful
around him.

You're being absurd.

Because I have a moral compass?

Willoughby and I are working together
to try and save this world...

- Save the world, right, I got you.
- From destruction.

So, suddenly, it's okay
to play both sides of the line?

Work with the evil?

You are so far up your own ass.

No! What?

I know the difference.

There's good and there's evil.

I know which side I want to be on.

Man, not so long ago,
a smart man once told me,

"you need to hold on
to who Vic stone is."

That's who I am. That's where I stand.

Then I'm sorry I don't live up
to your expectations.

I don't know why I care.

You're not even you right now.

Hey,
have you ever heard of nurnheim?

Of course. Why?

Willoughby sent Jane and cliff to
Barcelona to find the gates to nurnheim.

What? Why would he do
such a foolish thing?

'Cause they bloody well
insisted, that's why.

- You're a bloody fool, kipling.
- What is that?

There it is. Stolen from me.
Like everything else around here.

That's nurnheim?

Never mind. Baphomet found it, niles.

So, whatever scheme you and that
abomination cooked up is working.

The rewritten book exists,
and it's not far from here.

Let's go.

Come on.

Why am I always the one
doing your grunt work, niles?

There's brains
and there's brawn, Willoughby.

Yeah, yeah.

The spirit.

It let the first unwritten book go.

It put the boy in harm's way.

Not that it mattered in the end.

But whatever I do, it always finds a
way to hurt me, punish me.

What makes you think it's punishing you?

I saw the tape of you and the machine.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't think you were ready.

Larry...

The spirit only feels tortured
because you torture yourself.

Hearing it say that, it sounded so...

True.

I feel like everyone I've ever gotten
close to has felt that way.

- Tortured.
- Larry...

That name. My name.

Sounds so long ago.

So foreign.

Strange.

Sometimes, iwonder if
Larry trainor died years ago

and this is some fucked-up afterlife.

Other times, I think I am
the fucked-up afterlife.

Dragging everyone into
my own personal shit-storm hell.

That's what I see, you know,
every time the spirit leaves me.

I see everyone I've ever loved...

Burning.

Because of me.

Have you ever tried
communicating this to the spirit?

It's a lot more sensitive and powerful
than you might think.

Perhaps you should give it a try.

- What are you doing?
- Be quiet.

Calm down, please.

- Help!
- Hold him still.

Hurry up. He smells
like a Dolly grip on a hot day.

Right.

"Peace and love."

"Ass is life." Flip him over!

Nah, this isn't a written book.

It's a douchebag.

I should probably explain.

You see, it turns out
the psychiatric patients

have a flair for the creative.

Who would have known?

When the decreator appears in the sky,

you will know it is time
to call upon the re-creator.

In order to do so, a boy,
known as the rewritten book,

covered in ancient script, must be read.

Does it have to be a boy?

I also have an issue with the overt
use of male-gender pronouns

in this exercise.

Gloria steinem over here.

Suck a tailpipe, Marilyn.

How about a dog instead of a boy?

I like dogs.

You hear that?

And what's with the words
being visible all the time?

Isn't that a dead giveaway
to anyone who might be hunting the book?

Yeah, the words should be invisible.

If I had something that was
gonna stop the world from ending,

I'd want to hide it.
You know, from bad guys.

That's good logic.

But if no one will be able
to read the words, then I don't see...

I know. What if there's a bell?

And then you ring it.

And then the writing appears.

Marilyn.

You are brilliant.

When the time comes,
you will be my chosen one.

You will be the one to come find me,

to remind me of what must be done.

Yes, Dr. Harrison
was a perfect creature.

Except, of course, for one
small hitch in her personality.

What do you want your
other followers to do?

Yeah.

She was utterly and marvelously insane.

Dance.

Dance.

Like there's a giant eye in the sky
watching you.

Is this part of the plan?

I think something's supposed to happen.

What the fuck?

Chief?

We gotta go.

Holy cannoli.

We're not in Jersey anymore.

Dr. Harrison, it's me!

Now, I know what you're gonna say.

I haven't changed one bit.

Chock it up to tomato pie
and a pack a day.

Who the hell are you?

Marilyn, from corpus sanatorium.

Nah, I think you're mistaken, lady.

Honey, I just traveled
all the way from Jersey to Barcelona,

cut open a priest, climbed inside him,
and landed in a snow globe.

And now I'm standing here
talking to a freaking robot man.

I don't think I'm mistaken.

Sweetie, I'm here because
you wanted me to be.

You gave me purpose when I needed it.

Now, the world needs you...

To ring that bell over there.

It's time, sweetie.

Marilyn.

- Good to see you.
- Oh, my love.

Oh, shit.

Go. I got this.

You! What have you done?

Well, looky here.

I didn't know the circus
was coming to town.

And you got
all the clowns with you, huh?

So, uh, come on.

You gonna show me a show or what?

What's going on?

I don't know.
You're the one with the plan.

It's getting faster.

How dare you intervene
with the vision of the decreator?

You think that you can spit
in the face of god!

Lady, the only god
I worship is Springsteen.

And I've spat in his face twice.

Viva la re-creator!

Holy shit!

What the hell is that?

My god!

You fucking legend.

The re-creator!

What's going on?

I think it's a staring contest.

By the skin of our teeth.

As always.

I'd like to help you
with this nobody business,

but, uh, then I'd have to admit
that I like you.

Heaven forbid.

May we never meet again.

Likewise, old friend.

The boy, Elliot...

Do you think he's back?

There's a chance, right?

You astound me, Rita.

Don't you dare return to them.

It's best she's not here.

Saying goodbye to you all
is going to be hard enough.

Mmm-mmm, no. Ain't no way
I'm letting them take you again.

A deal's a deal, Vic.

Chief! What the hell?

Jane.

It was a touching scene.

Chief and Jane together again.

But, alas, our fun little romp
must come to an end.

Come on, niles, make it snappy.

Let's not turn this two-parter
into a trilogy.

You want him?

Come and get him.

Time moved slowly.

You told me I could say goodbye!

The kid took out a gun.

Please.

You promised you wouldn't hurt them.

Oh, lpromise, niles,
I won't hurt them.

No!

There he was.
Daddy's favorite science project,

resolute to do anything
he could to save the chief

but cyborg didn't even realize
he'd left his arm Cannon charging.

Goodbye, Victor stone.

Oh, shit. Shit!

Vic.

Shit. Shit. No.

No, no, no!

Holy shit!

- What is that?
- Oh, don't! It's an emergency trigger!

It rebuilds, it fixes damage...
With cybernetics.

Good. So I just push it?

No, no, no. Don't!
If you press it, my dad...

- What?
- It'll send an sos.

You can't just sit here like this.

Back up off me!
I'll figure it out.

What do we do?
Tell us what you want us to do.

Sorry, bud. This is for your own good.

Cliff, stop!

Fuck what he said. He needs help.

Grid, no! No, stop! Stop! Grid, stop!

A butterfly
beats its wings in the Amazon.

And a hurricane brews in the Atlantic.

Millions of poor die
in the eastern reaches of Asia.

The destruction
inspires a future leader, dictator...

Mass murderer.

Sheryl...

What have you done, Larry?
What have you done?

Chaos theory is beautiful,
but so slow.

So, so slow.

I guess it's up to me
to step on the gas.

Again!

Where are you taking me?
It's past lights-out.

As I mentioned previously, Jane,
if you continue to get worse,

drastic action would be taken,
and here we are.

At wit's end. So to speak.

An ice-pick death.

Some of the doctors call it that.

I guess that's more poetic
than prefrontal leucotomy.

Well, that doesn't surprise me.

It is what you do,
isn't it, Dr. Bertrand?

Give up.

I do wish I could hear
what it is you're saying.

But we all know how dangerous
that can be, so...

{933931 oh, but don't worry.

I'm sure we'll have more entertaining
conversations when you return.

However, I think they will
probably be a little more one-sided.

Enjoy your trip.

You're a coward!
You're a coward!

- Come on!
- You're a coward!

Get in the Van, Jane.

Don't worry, they're only gonna take
one little piece out.

You'll be back here in no time.

Eating pudding and pissing
yourself in the day room.

Right where you belong.

You're a failure. You're nothing.

You'll always be nothing,
just as daddy always said.

Shit!

Shit.

Lovely evening, isn't it?

Now, who...

Do I have the honor of meeting tonight?

You must be very proud of yourself.

A cog in the engine of barbaric
psycho-science practices.

Ah, Dr. Harrison,

if you look under the bench
on your right-hand side,

you'll find a key for your restraints.

And one more thing.

Your wristband.

Look, I'm sorry,
you'll have to come up here.

I can't move very well.

Who are you?

Niles.

I'm taking you to a safe place,
a place to heal.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

You're never going to wear
one of these ever again.

Now, settle down.

We have quite a ride ahead of us.

Dare I say, he seems nice.

Please!

I have one more task
for you, Dr. Harrison.

What is it?

Once the whole
decreator fiasco is over with,

I need you to look for something.

A small whispering thought
will come to you

once the apocalypse
has been neutralized.

A flicker of a name.

What do you need me to look for?

What the fuck is the doom patrol?