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Breath, hoarse rumbling
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Disturbing music
- I beg you, no!
Ken, wake up, it's me!
Please I beg you !
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Ah!
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I like you.
▪ ▪ ▪ ▪▪▪
- Cut!
-How much is it?
-The 31st.
-Good listening.
We don't have it.
It's okay, we don't have it.
Hmm, hm! This is the last scene of the film.
If this scene is missed, the whole film is a failure, you understand?
-Yes.
- Do it yourself, but I want to see terror in your eyes.
-That's what I was trying to play. -We can see that you are playing.
Hush! We see it, but in addition, we see that you play badly!
I want sincerity no fake tears.
I want real tears! -But...
-There is no "but"! You play like shit!
It's normal because your life is shit!
You spend your day on your fucking cell phone!
I need... THE film needs of this fucking last scene
and you prevent us from having it because you suck!!
You're up to...
What's the matter, asshole?
You piss me off, it's my movie! You shut your mouth!
You pissed me off from the start so, shut your fucking mouth!
-Stop! -Asshole!
- Stop, that's enough! We calm down, we go back down.
We take a quarter of an hour and we calm down.
The actress sobs. -I'm going to get some air.
-How are you? Take care of her.
-How are you ?
He's sick, this guy.
Getting into such a state... -No it's me.
I see what he wants but I can't do it.
- No, the guy is crazy, he gave me a real slap.
-I have to get there. -I'll call my agent.
It's not going to happen like that. - When you bite me, really bite me.
Try to hurt me for good.
- Can I come to your house tonight? -If you want.
- We'll have a bath with soap.
-Hold.
31 takes is nonsense.
-I'm sorry.
-No, Chinatsu, it's not you. -Whether.
-Higurashi is crazy, I don't know what's wrong with him, he's tense.
Here.
-You realize that we work with a real axe?
It's super dangerous.
How's it going in terms of insurance?
Is he like that in all the movies? - There, he plays big.
He got into a lot of debt to be able to make the film.
-It feels.
It's super busy.
But all the time even when he's not there
looks like the place is busy.
There is a weird atmosphere.
What's the matter ?
-No nothing.
- Yes, go ahead, tell us.
-The place is really busy.
I don't know what is true or not, it may have been invented on the Internet,
but there are rumors on this place.
Perhaps this is than an urban legend.
-What rumours?
-It seems that here, during the war, on this ground,
japanese army have had experiences.
-The Japanese army, are you sure?
-The Japanese army, yes.
-Chinatsu, it's unlikely, but not impossible.
And so, what kind experiments they were doing?
-Human experiences.
To revive the dead. Undead who lived here.
-You mean...
-Yes. "They will rise again by the Blood Star."
- Oh yeah, okay.
-But Hosoda will tell you, he knows the story better.
-I am going to smoke.
Disturbing theme
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Sorry, I don't feel like smoking anymore.
Sorry, sorry.
-And...
What were we talking about before?
-I said that Hosoda will tell you because he knows the story better.
- Oh yes, that's it.
Hosoda.
I wonder where he is.
Shock
Wow, that sound was weird, it was really really weird.
- Could it have been the wind?
- Yeah.
A fairly strong wind, then.
- Yes, no, sorry.
Intriguing theme
▪▪▪
-Say, Natsumi, do you have any "zobis"?
- “Zobies”?
-Yes, passions, something that interests you, "zobis".
- Oh, hobbies. Alright, sorry, I...
And do you have any?
-Yes, I do some Krav-Maga.
-Krav Maga?
-Yeah. It is a martial art.
-OK.
It's good ? - Yes, it's funny.
If you like martial arts.
- Have you been doing it for a long time?
-One year... yes.
About a year.
-A year.
It's long.
It's very long.
-You want me to show you ? - Oh, seriously.
-OK. Super awesome.
- "Serious maga", even. -Yes.
So, for example... Here, put down your glass.
Put your hand on my shoulder. -OK, like: "Hello, ma'am".
Ouch!
-How are you ?
-Yeah...
-I'll make you another one.
Give me a live.
-OK. Don't go all out, huh? -No, of course.
- Okay, uh...
Rhaaa! Ha! Ha!
- But it's great!
-It's just two points, it's all bullshit.
-I want to smoke again.
-Whore !
I can't breathe anymore.
Disturbing theme
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Ah!
Hosoda? You scared me. He burps.
What's wrong ? You want to play ?
We'll find you a role.
What is this blood? Looks like real blood.
What is...
Oh, it's filthy! Help !
Help me please !
You are welcome !
-Ah! What is that thing ?
-Natsumi, do you think? is that a real arm?
-I don't know, Ken.
Who could have done this?
Thrilling music
-If it is a fake, it's very well done.
Oh, that's gross.
-Hold on.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I don't believe it's a fake.
- It's not one of your accessories? - No, I think it's a real one.
There is a watch. Ken, she's on time.
- This watch tells me something. -Eh ?
-It's not possible.
She's screaming.
-Yamakoshi?
Ah, he smells of death!
But he is dead !
He has no more arms! It's Yamakoshi's arm!
-Oh my god !!
Watch out, Chinatsu!
Attention !
They scream.
Electro theme
No, Hosoda! -Stopped !
▪ ▪ ▪ ▪▪▪
Hey oh!
▪▪▪
-No no no no !
▪ ▪ ▪ ▪▪▪
Attention !
-Come on, help me!
▪▪▪
Go on !
Go on !
Go on ! So !
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- But what is going on here?
Shock
He burps.
She catches her breath.
- But, then, the rumor...
No it is not possible.
It's not possible.
But where has it gone Yamakoshi's body?
Oh my God.
A man is screaming.
Where is he !?
▪ ▪ ▪
-Oh oh oh !
▪ ▪ ▪
-Arms ! Arms !
-Chinatsu, catch it!
-Take him away, Ken!
-Is that what you want ?
Come get the arm, come!
Come on, come on!
▪▪▪
What's going on, huh? What's going on, Yamakoshi?
You realize what are you there?
You no longer have an identity, man, more willpower.
Is that it, Yamakoshi? A victim of globalization?
A breakdown of the system? You're post-apocalyptic shit.
You no longer have any will. What do you do ?
What do you do in life,
apart from fucking you by the system of capitalism?
You have more soul, bro.
-Arms ! Arms ! Braaas!!
Arms ! Arms !
Arms !
Arms !
-Is that what you want ? Is that what interests you?
Go, fetch!
Ah! Chinatsu!
Chinatsu!
-Ken!
-Chinatsu.
How are you ?
She is sobbing.
Romantic theme -My love...
I want to...
Ken!
-Me too, but that's not possible here.
- No, turn around.
-There, I have sincerity.
There, you... -Higurashi, what are you doing?
-Do you feel the emotion? -You scare me.
- Yes, keep this fear, inhabit it. Do you feel the emotion?
- Do you realize what is going on? -Hush! But of course.
It's me who directs, imbecile.
-You are sick.
Stop that camera.
- "Stop that camera"?
You think I did all that to stop the camera? You're crazy.
I triggered the thing, it all begins now !
We can't go back! Ignorant.
- You still don't... -If I have.
- You triggered the curse? -Yes.
- He's sick, this guy! -Do not say that !
You don't know what you're talking about.
It was a year ago when I was writing the screenplay.
I was right next to it in the small village of Shiwandjuku.
I used to come here often, I didn't know why.
I was as if attracted by forces.
And then I discovered... "chôôôses".
Things that none of you could even imagine.
-But then, was the rumor true?
-Yes.
The rumor was true and I poured blood to raise the dead.
-Nope...
-And now, we are going to set up
because there, I have sincerity, of the truth.
There you are hot.
We will be able to turn that last scene
because you are afraid and that you have seen death.
What are you doing ?
- No, keep going. I go out for two seconds.
- No, you're not going out. - Oh yes, I'm sorry.
- No, we need you.
- No, sorry to be sorry, I... -Nope.
- There are monsters outside! - And I have some inside!
-She's right, there are monsters outside is dangerous!
We need you, shut your mouth and come!
-Please. -Fuck it! We need t...
-Don't break my balls, I want to.
I want to.
-Jonathan!
-Shut up ! He breaks my balls.
-I go.
I will go get him. And we don't stop the camera!
-How are you ?
-Yes, I am fine.
-And you ? -Yes I'm fine.
And you? -How are you.
-And you ?
-Yes, I am fine.
How are you ?
-Yes, I am fine.
And you?
-Yes, I am fine.
-Cool.
And you?
- Yes, yes, it's fine.
- I already asked, huh? -Yes.
- That's it, but...
- Well, at least everyone okay, it's already good.
-Yes it's good. This is...
It's very reassuring.
Very reassuring. -Yes.
It's very reassuring.
He sniffles.
Hmm.
And...
And tell me...
Chinatsu... - "Nastumi".
- Natsumi. Can you tell us more about it on this rumour, please?
What does it mean :
"They will rise again by the Blood Star"?
-I'm not sure to remember well.
But I think that it is a brotherhood
from a dynasty including the last shogun, Shishima,
would have created the Brotherhood of the Blood Star,
populated by the living dead.
They're supposed to live in peace but if we kill one of them,
then they will contaminate us all.
She is sobbing.
It would seem someone woke them up.
- But who could have done that?
There's a banging on the door. -It's Higurashi, open up!
There are monsters out there! -What are we doing ?
-Quick ! -I do not know.
Drums
Here we go, let's go!
- I take the axe. -Quick !
They're outside, it's closed, quick!
Open! - The door is blocked!
- Quick, it's not a joke! - Me neither, it's not a joke!
-It's spreading too fast!
Akira has transformed, he is coming!
- It's okay, let me do it. - Open up, damn it!
- She's right, it's blocked!
The door...
-It's blocked !
Hoarse cry
-Stock !
Screams
Go ahead, bite them, bite them!
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-Rhaaa! Gnignignignignigni...!
▪ ▪ ▪
- It's great, great!
▪ ▪ ▪
It's awesome !
Great.
Go ahead, smash it!
-Yaah!!
- Yes, it's great!
Yes, fuck him! It's a masterpiece !
- Say goodbye, shitbag!
- Oh, the line!
-Zombie bastard! -Yes !
-Fuck off!
You stink of shit there!
-Yes !
Yes, that's it, great! That's it, here we are!
Gotta turn it! Where is he, Ken? It's necessary...
- Quick, let's go to the car.
-zombie rot, I'm going to open your ass up!
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-Go on !
▪▪▪
-The keys ! -What ?
- There are no keys! -Who's got them?
- We don't say "who is who"! -Who has the keys?
-Yamakoshi.
-Yamakoshi? Ah!
- The keys are in the bag!
-Go ahead ! Leave me, Ken!
-Take the keys in his bag!
Screams
-That's it, we're there !
It's my movie I do what the fuck I want!
I am a director!
- Ouch!
▪▪▪ ▪ ▪ ▪
- Ouch! No no no...
Yamakoshi growls.
▪ ▪ ▪
Techno music
▪▪▪
Chinatsu sobs in fear.
▪▪▪
-Help !
▪▪▪
Help !
▪▪▪
-Sayonara, "Has-only-one-arm".
-Thanks. We can go again, Ken.
▪▪▪
-Consumer filth shitty capitalism!
consumer society!
What ?
Yamakoshi growls.
- Open, Natsumi! -It's us !
Natsumi, it's us!
Natsumi, we have the bag! - Natsumi!
▪ ▪ ▪
-Come in.
Shock against the glass door
Yamakoshi screams in rage.
- What hell, what hell.
- Did they bite you?
-I do not know.
No, I believe it's just a scratch.
-Ah, yes, I have the keys.
- One second, you.
Do you believe or are you sure?
-I believe.
-Wait, we're not sure of anything.
-Exactly. -No, let's calm down, okay?
-I'm very calm.
-Ah! Stop, stop!
Screams of panic
Blows
Stop, ha!
Ouch, bitch!
Samba Music
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- It's great, it's really good!
- Get out, get out!
Wait for me, bitch! -Screw it.
- Natsumi...
Please.
I can't take it anymore.
Please leave me.
▪▪▪
It's just an ax in the mouth.
-Chinatsu! - You again?
Crack - Ouch!
Stop it, it's a real axe!
Not both points!
Stop filming.
Stop fucking filming!
-Nope !
Nope !
Nooo!
Metal Shock
She is screaming and crying.
▪ ▪ ▪
Ken: -Is that what you want ?
▪ ▪ ▪
A body crumbles.
Intriguing theme
▪▪▪
-It's over, my love.
-Go away. -What ?
-She was crazy but she was right.
I may be one of them. -Do not say that.
-I do not want hurt you, my love.
I don't want to, Ken.
-Chinatsu!
Chinatsu.
Chinatsu is sobbing and panting.
▪ ▪ ▪
-Arms...
▪ ▪ ▪
Disturbing theme
▪▪▪
-Ken...
Throating grunt
▪ ▪ ▪
-Hmm!
▪ ▪ ▪
Oh !
Here, an axe, what luck!
Ken!
Rattle.
Ken!
Ken.
Ken.
-Rha!
-Oh no.
Throating rumbling
It's not true.
▪ ▪ ▪
No no no.
Please.
Screams
▪ ▪ ▪
-I love you !
-So. -Ken...
-Well, this is it. You are awesome.
- Please, Ken.
-I leave you.
-Rhaaa! I love you ! -Ken, please.
Wake up.
-I love you ! I love you ! -Stopped !
-Ah! I love you ! -Stop, I can't, Ken!
-I like you.
- Please, Ken!
-I like you.
-Ken...
▪ ▪ ▪
I like you.
-What did you do?
He was supposed to bite you! But you didn't understand anything, you're stupid!
She screams with rage.
Wait, wait, I beg you!
Your end is better give me two seconds.
Two seconds. Stock.
My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.
This is the recording of my last words.
I triggered a curse.
And she escaped me.
I will die.
My only hope is to be resurrected by the Blood Star.
-It is too long !
-Nope !
-Yah!
▪ ▪ ▪
Cut!
Cut!
She catches her breath.
Cut!
Melancholic theme
▪▪▪
Cries of pain in the distance
▪ ▪ ▪ ▪▪▪
Construction site atmosphere
▪ ▪ ▪
the man sobs.
- Cut!
OK, let's move on to the next shot.
Great, Philip!
Can we have fake tears?
Come on, let's hurry.
-It is done.
-OK, then, engine! -It turns !
-And action!
Philip starts to cry.
-Wait, why am I crying already? - Don't worry, cry, that's all.
-OK.
▪ ▪ ▪
-(Hi, Rémi. How are you?)
-Hi Mounir, how are you? -(Great.)
-It has been a long time. -Yes, is it working?
-Yes, well, it's a little thing.
-Can I talk to you afterwards?
-Yes totally. -Great.
▪ ▪ ▪
-Who is it ?
-I will explain you.
▪ ▪ ▪
- Okay, cut!
- How was it? - Yeah, great, let's move on.
- What kind of movies do you make? - I did a lot of things.
infomercials, reconstructions,
corporate movies,
a documentary on the french touch, lots of things.
In Japanese
-For the Net.
-And what is your motto? -My motto.
"Fast, cheap and average."
-Mrs. Matsuda thinks that you are the right person.
-It's true ?
-Great.
-A zombie movie? -Yes, but rather clever.
While shooting a movie of zombies, the team is attacked
and they all become zombies. Panic, fights, chases, etc.
A kind of survival. In Japan, it was a hit.
▪ ▪ ▪
#VALUE! -I'm coming.
This is for a new platform, cardboard in Japan, "Z".
-Z like...?
-Like nothing, like "Z". Specialized in the B series.
- Hence "Z".
-So. And that would be for the opening.
-OK.
▪ ▪ ▪ #VALUE!
-I'm not done. There are one or two hot spots.
-Which are ?
-It must be
broadcast live. -Downright.
▪ ▪ ▪
-She is very enthusiastic.
And then it must be a sequence shot.
-A sequence shot... sequence shot?
-Yes, we don't cut the camera, half an hour without cutting.
-A half hour ?
- Yeah, it's hot, that's for sure.
It's "shoe".
He bursts out laughing.
▪ ▪ ▪
-It's completely stupid.
Damn, I almost dove.
Anything !
▪ ▪ ▪
Ah, you're kidding.
I'm too dumb.
▪ ▪ ▪ #VALUE!
They keep laughing.
▪ ▪ ▪
- You really don't want to do it? -I don't feel it.
-For once we offer you something else.
-It is especially that everyone refused.
-Why do you say that ? -It sucks, no one wants to mess up.
-It was a hit in Japan, anyway. This might be your chance.
-My chance to pass for an idiot. Half an hour in a sequence shot...
Things need to be fixed like music paper.
You have to be a bell
to accept that. -Hmm.
-Well, don't do "Hm" to me.
Yes, Nadia, I know what it is than a sequence shot.
And I know what it is only 30 minutes.
- Hi, Dad.
-Hi my darling.
-Who moved the keys? - We don't say "who is who".
-I have them, I'm going. -Have fun.
-I am having a lot of fun.
-Is it not going well? -Yes, I'm working on a masterpiece.
Between Scorsese and Coppola. Kiss.
-Kiss my darling.
It's not going well.
It wouldn't be bad you go see her.
-Uh...
Yes.
-Fake tears, this is for fake actresses.
We're better than that, right?
You can do it alone.
Have you ever been very sad? -I do not know.
- Are your grandparents alive?
-Yes.
-Shit.
Have you ever had a cat or a dog?
-Excuse me. We have already discussed with the team,
they agree for fake tears.
-Okay, but I'm trying to do it cry alone, without artifice.
-I completely understand, but the director has already validated.
So I... - Yes, well, I say something else.
Do not stay near your child, you are ruining my work.
-And your way of speaking
to my daughter...
-I know what I'm doing, okay? -I do not think so.
-"I don't think so"... Well, yes.
What a bitch.
-I don't care, it's unbearable!
- Can we find a solution? -Nope.
- No, you understand, not there.
Sad theme on the piano
▪▪▪
- Okay, you're fired. I couldn't do anything.
Wait, Romy. All that for fake tears?
What do you give a fuck? -What do I give a fuck?
She throws the bottle away.
▪▪▪
*-It's with an emotion... -Hey, that's your thing!
*-... than Gérard Nolleau
*returns to the scene of the accident.
* Alone in the face of his demons, Gérard could not contain his emotion.
*He had been heroic, but the price to pay was too expensive.
*Today,
*when it's time to take stock...
- You look shit, there, I can change ?
-Um yes.
Go ahead, darling.
Romy zaps. -Shit.
Shit.
And more shit.
It's shitty night. Cool, it was a good day.
*-Loved the way... -Ah cool !
*-She was able to capture what I was giving. -Who is it ?
-Raphael Barelle, a great actor.
*-You have a movie selected at Cannes.
*-It's a small role,
*but a day with Lars,
*it is worth 10 years of lessons. -Excuse me.
*-Lars, it's a platform of emotions.
-Who is it ? -Raphael Barelle. She adores him.
He's the hottest actor of the moment.
*-Do you have any plans? -Sure. Can I talk about it?
*OK, let's go.
*There, I might do something bloody good, a zombie movie.
*-Ah, a genre film? *-Yes.
*-And who will realize it? *-That, I don't know yet.
*This is confidential. *-Is it a big role this time?
*-Yes, that's the main role. *-We can't wait to see.
*-I imagine.
-You surprise me, Raphael Barelle as a zombie.
It's the next Adam Driver French, him.
*-Thank you very much. *-Thank you.
Martial theme
▪▪▪
-Hello.
I am Mounir, the producer.
-Hello. -Delighted.
-Me too. -It's okay, not too nervous?
-No way, I did a lot of shootings.
-Great. - And then look.
I made a story last night with the script, look.
134000 views.
-"Views"? -Views.
- Yes, I'm stupid. -Yes.
I am very happy, Minour. People are already waiting for it.
-Yes, but it's "Mounir".
-(I want sincerity.
(You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.
(I want sincerity.
(You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.
(I want sincerity. I want sincerity.
(You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.
(No, we can see that you are playing.)
-The zombie has a very strong societal function.
It's globalization consumerism,
globalization, capitalism,
it's racism it is the loss of will,
intolerance...
-Hello, I'm Armel, I play the assistant director.
You, is it Philip?
-We can talk to each other, can't we? -OK as you want.
- Yeah, let's do this. -OK.
See you later !
▪▪▪
-Are there any mints?
-No, if there is none there, is that no.
-It's painful.
-Excuse me.
Is it hard water? -Sorry ?
- Is it hard water? -I don't know.
-I have diarrhea I don't hide it,
I only drink fresh water I had sent a message.
- OK, I note.
- Didn't you read the message? -I do not think so.
-I sent it though.
Check. -I check.
-I want you to feel fear. I want to see it on your face.
I don't want you to play we see that you are playing.
(I want you to feel fear, I want to see it on your face.
(I want sincerity.
(I want sincerity. I want sincerity.
(I don't want you to play.
(I want that you feel fear...)
-Sorry.
Who are you playing?
- No, me, it's rather what I play.
Na, na...
I am the musician, Fatih. -Ah, OK, Fatih, that's your name.
- Yeah, it's not my job. -Yes it's sure.
-We can't all be called Philippe. - No, but I...
-Please !
I think we're all here.
We can start, if you want.
I am very happy to see you all.
I am very happy for this project special, atypical, risky.
By the way, thank you, Mrs. Matsuda, to be there.
Arigato. -Thanks a lot.
-No problem.
Doitash ...
Uh... There you go.
Alright, that's gonna be awesome. well, it can be great.
No, I'm sure that's gonna be awesome.
Someone comes in.
-Hello.
Sorry, I'm late.
The nanny left me, my husband is not here.
Sorry. -I'm taking care of it ?
-No, it's not necessary. She's not going to get in the way.
She is super calm.
The baby is screaming. -"Exactly,
"We see that you are playing!
"I want people to believe that this that we see on your face is true."
-"No, Mr. Director, you can not !"
-"If I can.
"It's my movie!
"I know what is good for my film, don't get involved!"
- "That's enough, let's take a break and let's all calm down."
-Very good idea.
-Hush... - He may be hungry, right?
-Excuse me, Rémi, it's possible
to avoid throwing up on me?
Me, I would like to try, but my agent won't.
- It won't be real vomit. -I say.
It is in relation to my followers.
-No worries, don't worry. It's not even a topic.
-Thanks. -You're welcome.
-Remi, we can talk
a bit of the script?
-Sure.
-With Lars, in relation to the scenario, we were trying to bring stuff.
-OK. And ?
-I'm not a fan of the axe. Zombies don't have a will.
So let them use an axe, this is a nonsense for me.
It would mean that he has the will,
but then, it's not a zombie. - Oh, that's interesting.
-The zombie is dehumanization, this is what terrifies the viewer.
The ax re-humanizes them, as a result, they are less scary.
- They are less scary with the axe? -Yeah.
- Oh, that's interesting.
-Well yeah.
- Hmm, hm.
Excuse me, I listen without listening.
You know there are plenty kinds of zombies.
There are some who go super fast, or who speak...
-I'm not telling you to shut your mouth, but I'm talking in real life here.
-Wait, I'll think about it.
I promise you. Eh ?
What do you think ?
-Of ?
-Okay, after, be careful, it's a Japanese script.
They know better than us into zombies, but I'll think about it.
It's interesting. Promised.
- Hey, he's hungry, huh?
He is hungry.
It's impressive.
- It's great, rehearsals. It's my first time, it's great.
What's the matter ?
- I find it a bit disgusting. -Enough to ?
-Give the udder in front of everybody.
-It's nature, it's not disgusting.
- Not disgusting? -Nope.
I take my balls out, I do it suck by an infant
and it doesn't shock you?
-It has nothing to do with it.
-It has a little to do, old man.
- We'll start up there.
You take the camera and the axe. -OK.
Here, Fredo?
-There are none of my props. -There is always my monologue.
- Is this the latest version? -Look at the title.
-Great, the new version, well done. -Thanks.
- You just have to have it validated by Japanese production.
- Do they have to validate? -History of.
-What works there doesn't necessarily work here.
There are very Japanese-Japanese things. -What ?
-Eh ? -What you say,
that's super racist. -Anything.
We are not Japanese, there is stuff we don't understand.
There is Chinese-Chinese humor, Polish-Polish
or Tunisian-Tunisian.
-Or Spanish-Spanish, I got it. -So.
Laptop -Don't say that to Mrs. Matsuda.
Yeah ?
- "Racist", anything.
Tac, we're leaving like this.
We turn around. Raphael, take your place.
There, we stay like that. We wrap.
There, we see the team. Go ahead, Jonathan, perch.
And there, we come to stand back.
Like that. -OK.
-You kept the axe.
-Um yes. -It's stupid.
We're missing something here. On the picture of the zombie, you see?
That's a shame. Stop Please.
Are you dumb or what? He's stupid.
- Wait, hey, calm down.
- Yes, but we are talking here. -Give it up...
-Sorry, but we pass next to the image of the zombie.
I told you about it. -I say.
-Whore... It sucks, France.
-Mounir? -Yes ?
-You can put me
fake tears?
-No problem, go ahead, it's cinema.
-Thanks. -You're welcome.
-Uh... - We don't give a fuck about that, wait.
Remy, it's going to be fine.
Tears, not tears, we don't give a fuck, damn it.
He sighs.
-OK good...
But where are they?
-I'm here. - Not you, actors.
- Oh, it's...
- Alright, let's take a break.
-I thought of something deadly. -Oh yeah ?
-We are going to add gratin sounds.
- Of gratin?
-Squeaky stuff to give away a creepy side, you know?
-Ah, squeaks. -Yeah.
-Because you said "gratin".
- Stuff that scratches, that squeak, do you see it or not?
-Do you see what a gratin is? -Forget the gratin.
I'm talking about squeaks.
It's gonna be deadly this is going to be freaky, awesome.
-Great.
- Is this Dad's script? What does it talk about ?
-A director triggers a curse to be able to turn
with real zombies and everyone becomes zombies.
-Serious ? It's good ? -It's funny.
It can be good.
Finally, you have to like zombies.
- Doesn't that appeal to you? -What ?
- To play in it.
-Oh no. -You don't want to be an actress again?
Instead of getting excited
for Krav Maga. -No, that's just a hobby.
- It's mean a hobby. Arrow words, sudoku, yes,
Krav Maga...
-I no longer want to be an actress, not at all.
It's really not for me.
- You were really good.
- By the way, you don't know who plays in dad's movie?
-Hi. -Hi.
-How are you ? -Yep I'm fine.
He growls.
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- Oh, is it you, Frank? What's wrong ?
You want to play, right? What is this blood?
Where will the blood be? -In the mouth. Go on !
-In his mouth.
Oh, my arm!
Ah! He growls.
- You're talking, okay.
The arm, here it is.
-Ah! Ouch, my back.
-What's the matter ? -Two minutes for me. Sorry.
-No problem. -Ah, lumbar whore!
Ah motherfucker
crap, damn it!
Oh, his mother.
Oh motherfucker...
-I can talk to you ? -Sure.
-It's about the drink.
- Don't worry.
-Exactly... -Excuse me.
-I'm not a fan of the replica:
"It's Antoine's arm." -Why ?
- It's stupid, it seems that the guy is doing a puzzle.
There's an arm on the ground, his friend has one arm less, we got it, right?
I pass for a fool. - Yes, finally, your character.
- My character is me. Don't play on words.
Looks like Scooby-Doo.
- What would you say?
-Nothing. It's not my job to write. - No, but in real life?
-Are you kidding me? -Nope.
-The real life ? It's a zombie movie!
-Yes.
-Nothing is coherent or realistic! Already, a real talks to me like that,
I slap him. -Raphael.
You are super good.
What you get out is...
solid, you see, massive.
Honestly, don't worry.
it's American style, you send stuff, that's Adam Driver over there.
-I know, but I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about truthfulness.
Well, you understand nothing.
The storm is brewing.
-And if we discovered the arm
with a big zoom in? - It sucks, a zoom.
-Yes, but if we do it well,
that might be super cool.
We are here,
the zombie is coming, zoom in, we start zooming out,
we will be back...
- You're too close, there.
-Sorry.
-There are toilets
on the site ?
- No, but we will do install Algeco.
-OK, I want you tell me where when the info falls.
-Understood.
-Because I had you sent an email.
-OK, sorry, I didn't see.
- You haven't read it?
-I do not know, maybe we didn't get it.
- You don't read emails that I send you, in fact?
-I'm sorry.
-I sent the email.
-Yes.
-I sent the email.
-I get it, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
-I sent it to you.
In Japanese
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-Mrs. Matsuda is waiting for the return
original authors, but she thinks that some things
are incomprehensible and other clumsy ones.
-Ah, clumsy...
Yes, it's interesting.
But precisely,
the idea was so that we understand better.
The French public is not used to
to this kind of films, they are not always at the level of the Japanese.
If only on Hi-Fi, for example.
▪ ▪ ▪
-Your Hi-Fi, don't you have more idiot? You are causing problems here.
-No, I try to solve them for to better understand the story.
-(We don't care about the story. We do like the Japanese.)
- We have to stop with "the Japanese".
They made Pearl Harbor, also, the Japanese.
Don't translate.
Please.
▪ ▪ ▪
-Pearl Harbor...
*Angry theme
*...
- Can you stop your thing, Fatih?
*...
-Excuse.
*Cries of terror, growls
*...
- Do you work there?
-Yes yes.
Yes, well, I...
*...
It's not bad, your T-shirt.
-Hmm.
-It annoys me, Tarantino, me.
Romantic theme
* ▪ ▪ ▪ ...
There you come back, you want your arm: "Arm! Arm!"
-Arms ! - That's good.
You, you're scared and you... Bam!
Great. And there the arm
will fall on Ava. OK ?
You, the real, you live, you don't stand still.
How would you like it?
Finally, would it be better for you?
- No, finally.
In any event, that's not the problem.
-OK.
-Already, how many times can a zombie die?
-I would say 9 times.
- That's cats.
-Why do you want to know that ? - Well, it's not clear.
We kill them, they come back, we kill them again, they come back again,
then, nothing more, we understand nothing.
-OK fine. And there is something that would suit you?
-Yeah.
Let there be a real.
- Wow, the exit...
- No, it's normal, it's getting closer.
We don't all deal with stress the same way. -Rémi, the wig bothers me.
- No, that's great.
It's "Kill Bill" and "Pulp Fiction" and we need it to...
The axe.
-We're taking a break,
therefore ?
I go back to the cabin.
- Okay, let's take a break.
-You don't think that my role is a bit small?
- No, then there are no small roles, there are only small actors.
- There are still small roles.
-Is your back better?
-Bof.
-I can frame, you know?
-Forget, 30 min on the shoulder, it's not a girl thing.
-Ah, because you do the point with your dick?
-You know what I mean. -Nope.
- Not easy, Raphael.
- No one is easy. -I say.
Well, I have good news.
-Oh yes ? -Yes.
I take pills to not drink and I'll be sober on set.
It's super strong stamps, you can't drink it.
-OK.
You can do it ?
-Yes.
There's my monologue and everything.
Then it ruins my life too much.
You see ?
-Yes ?
-It's my daughter.
-She is beautiful.
-She doesn't want to see me anymore.
I ruined everything with her.
I would have preferred to be a good father, but...
That's why, I have to get there.
But it's hard.
When I don't booze, it's too hard.
He's crying. -How are you.
Wait, Philip. Quiet, oh.
-It is too hard !
- Philippe, don't cry.
He bursts into tears. Hush... It's fine, man.
He bursts into tears.
-How are you ?
-Yes, like that.
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- Did it go well, repeat? -Yes.
Finally, so-so.
-There is no reason it's going badly.
-There is absolutely no reason that it's going well.
Hello.
Konichiwa. -Konichiwa.
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-Ms. Matsuda has spoken
with the authors.
They want you to stay true
to the original text. -I remained faithful.
- Even more faithful.
-We can't even
change names.
- Not even the first names?
But we're going to look stupid.
▪ ▪ ▪
#VALUE!
Scary theme
▪▪▪
-Fatih, shut up!
-Sorry.
Perky theme
▪▪▪
-Its good ?
-We are going down.
We hide it off-screen and put it back in place.
-Hello. -Hello, Nadia.
-Thank you for your hospitality. -With pleasure.
-Hello. -Hello.
She wants to see her dad work? -So.
- She wants to be a director? -Yes.
- Cats don't make dogs.
-Remi? -Yes ?
- What are these Japanese names? -So...
-You're kidding, I hope.
Damn, I can't believe it! It's a space thing!
Laurent becomes "Akira",
Muriel, "Natsumi" and Anaïs becomes "Chinatsu"?
It's absurd !
-I say.
-And I am "Ken"?
You surprise me that I'm Ken.
Hey, don't laugh though!
Don't get bored, I'm the one on the screen!
-(Johanna wants to see you.)
-Excuse me.
-Wait, there is more serious what our problem?
-Hello everyone.
Hello...
There's something going on here. - Gaby and Melanie
are at the hospital, they had an accident on the road.
-Damn, what were they doing together? - Well, the actors...
They have a story.
- But they are fine.
- We don't care about that.
-We continue.
We do without them. Can we adapt the scenario, there?
-Not at all.
These are the main roles and it starts in 45 min.
-Let's get replacements.
-We are two hours from Paris, should recruit in the Yvelines.
Then you have to
know the text, be credible as a director, make-up artist.
We can't do miracles, then you don't find actors like that.
-Hmm...
- Do you have better?
I know the text and I am believable as a director.
-Yeah yeah... - Thank you, great.
- No, I like it.
- Me too, I really like it.
There is a Carlos side that had the chikungunya which is not bad.
-Thanks. -Without the make-up artist,
half the problem remains.
-Yes, shit, the make-up artist.
-Here !
She was an actress and read the script a hundred times.
- Wait, sorry.
A second.
What are you getting involved in?
-Do you have a better idea?
-(She is unable to control herself when she plays.
(At one point, she rocks, she believes everything to be true.
(You have no idea how many problems we had.
(With actors, insurance.
(I do not repay for 8 years, no way
(that we end up in the shit.)
-He is right.
- It's not what was expected, but one, we have no choice
and two, Nadia is an actress.
And not only is she an actress, Moreover...
she... she's really an actress.
In short, in two words:
Do not worry, I'm used to... Finally, I manage.
-Remi, I can talk to you for a second?
Well, we had differences... - No, it's fine.
- But there, we agree, right? It has to stop.
-Anything. We have an audience waiting for us, we can't...
-If we can. We must, even.
What we can't do is fuck off from people's mouths.
-Trust me, don't worry.
-It's not that I worry, it's that you worry me. Everything worries me.
- I can hear that.
-Japanese first names, actors that change at the last minute,
the scenario not worked, we are going to make the worst turnip in the world.
-Listen, Raphael.
You are at the top of the big diving board, at the edge of the void.
You're a little scared, normal.
But if it happens, your dive is going to be insane.
And downstairs, a hot bath awaits you. -Or a swimming pool without floats.
-Or a swimming pool without floats.
I'm not telling you that it's over, I tell you it is possible.
If we all concentrate, we can get there.
It's like in the theatre, at the moment T, we will all sublimate.
- Did you do theatre? - No, but who cares.
We all have to believe in it.
And I need you to take everybody.
And remember that we are not away from a miracle.
- Or a big dung.
- There is always this risk. Beeps
-Excuse me.
Good.
We're going to bet everything on the miracle. -So.
- Is it Jonathan's canteen? -Yes, we forgot his water.
-Shit.
-He pisses us off with its "hard water".
Besides, the guy is obnoxious. - I can't hate him.
-It's a stupid head. If he has shit, I don't care.
-As the cast has changed, it risks to have small errors.
We do not care.
Errors, crashes... -Shit.
Sorry. -Great, thank you.
So the little mistakes, accidents, we use them.
Unless something serious, we continue. We don't stop the camera.
stay focused on your score...
Crinkles Hey, what is that?
-Sake.
It's a gift from Mrs. Matsuda. -Well, now is not the time.
We'll see about that later, okay?
So accept whatever happens
and rest assured, nothing serious will happen, okay?
So now is the time.
So it's up to you,
finally, it's up to us to play.
So come on, let's go! Damn everyone!!
Someone applauds.
Thank you, Fatih.
*-Antenna in a minute.
A rumbling belly.
▪ ▪ ▪
-How are you ? - Hmm, hm, it's okay.
- It's stage fright, me, it always happens to me.
You want some water ? -No, I have mine, it's good.
▪ ▪ ▪
He farts. Hmm!
-Rrr! Rrr! Rrr!
- (No, please.
(Aaah... No, no! No!)
-(I want sincerity.)
His stomach rumbles louder and louder.
▪ ▪ ▪
- Okay, shit. See you soon. -Thanks.
*-Antenna in 30 seconds. #VALUE!
"How much is it?" "The 31st". -"The place is really busy.
“The place is really busy.
"I do not know whether it's a rumor or not."
-"The 31st". #VALUE!
"So he has no more arms?
"No, but he's dead.
"He has no more arms, is that his arm?
"It's Yamakoshi's arm."
- "We see that you are playing and, in addition, we see that you play badly.
“I want sincerity.
"Sincerity."
-("I beg you, no. No, aaah!
("Aaah...
("No no !")
*-Antenna in 10...
-Wait, where is he, Philippe?
Philippe, damn it, Philippe!
-I was in the small corner. Shock
Little nook...
- He said "Little corner-corner"?
Stock.
-Rrr!
- I beg you, no!
*Intriguing theme
*...
Please I beg you !
-Rrr! Rrr! Rrr!
-Ah!
*...
*-Cut.
-How much is it? -The 31st.
-Good...
*-This is the last scene.
-I didn't know he could play.
*-...the whole movie sucks.
Me, I want to see terror in your eyes.
-That's what I was trying to play. -Yes.
We see that you are playing. He burps.
Hush! And in addition, we see that you play badly!
I want sincerity.
I want real tears! You play like shit!
*All day on your mobile! - Damn, he sends.
- There, he improvises. -Oh?
-We need this whore last scene!
You prevent us from having it because you suck! You're up to...
What's the matter, asshole?
You piss me off!
It's my movie, shut the fuck up!
You pissed me off from the start so, shut your fucking mouth!
-He strays from the script. - But he's good.
-We calm down, we go back down.
We all take a quarter of an hour.
-No thanks.
-I'm going to get some fresh air.
Reminiscent electro theme a countdown
▪▪▪
*-I see what he wants, but I can't do it.
-It went ?
-Great. You were strong there.
-I didn't remember the text, it came out as it comes.
-We saw.
- But how was it? -Yes yes.
*-See you tonight? *-Yes, if you want.
-I tried a voice a bit...
*-31 takes is nonsense.
-Sorry. -No, Chinatsu, it's not you.
*Higurashi is completely nuts.
-It is penalizing these first names. - No, it passes cream, don't worry.
-Is that how you're going to play? Great, that's super believable. Cool.
-Here, during the war, on this ground,
japanese army would have experimented.
-The Japanese army?
-It's like the movie. *-I have a problem with Philippe.
-Severe ?
*-Potentially, yes. -He's playing in a minute.
▪▪▪
-Philip? -What is happening ?
Philip, wake up!
Philip!
He took a crate.
No no no no !
Get over it.
Get over it!
Go get the signs.
Quick !
Philip.
Go on.
-Its good. -OK ?
Nope...
Shock
-Ah!
-Wow, that noise was weird. Really very weird.
- Fuck, fuck it.
Ouch.
-I... I messed up there, huh?
- Come on, come on.
-Excuse me.
-Quick. - I screwed up there.
-Hush!
-Say, Natsumi, do you have "zobis"?
- “Zobies”?
-Hobbies, something that interests you...
- Do you know where we are? Because there, I am a little beaten.
I'm in trouble here.
*-I do Krav-Maga.
- Have you been doing this for a long time?
-A year, yes, about a year.
-A year.
*That's long.
*That's very long.
-Rémi, we can't continue here. *-Here we are, send Armel.
-Aaah...
-It's awesome !
-It's just two points. It's all bullshit.
-I want to smoke again.
Ah! Are you Hosoda? You scared me.
What's wrong ?
Oh, do you want to play? Don't worry, we'll find you a role.
What is this blood?
But... Ah!
Oh, it's filthy!
Help, help me!
Ah!
It's disgusting.
He fucking puked me!
- But it's fake. - No, it stinks of real vomit.
- No, it's fake that stinks for real.
-Johanna, come on.
-At the same time, it's really zombie.
-Oh yes ? -Yes.
-Wait, Ken, she's on time.
- This watch tells me something.
-Okay, it's good, it's good. -It's great.
Thanks Philip.
- Super funny.
Cries of horror
- Damn... You're pissing off!
I vomited a little. - We saw, yes.
-It's never happened to me. -Quick.
-I had to eat
something that was not fresh or we put LGBT in my drink.
- He has no more arms! It's Yamakoshi's arm!
-My God !
Watch out, Chinatsu!
Attention !
They scream.
-Stopped ! Don't do this, stop!
Hosoda, wake up, oh!
*Electro theme
*...
-It's Mrs. Matsuda who came up with this scene.
She finds this zombie very good. -OK fine.
*-What's going on here?
He vomits.
- I vomited again.
I don't know what I have. -Shh, shut up.
-Sorry. - I swear, shut your mouth.
-Braaas!
-Oh !
-Ah! He wants his arm!
-Chinatsu, catch it!
-Take him away, Ken!
-Is that what you want, zombie? Come.
Come get it!
Come on, come on!
-(What is happening ?) -(You're stuck.)
Cries
- (Get me out of this shit.) -(I can't, you're stuck.)
-Is that what you want ?
Well, go!
Wait, but where are they?
Don't worry, there's no camera. -Shit.
Where are they ? -It's not possible.
Fuck it.
Arms broken, what.
You stink, man. I don't know what you did.
-Remi, we have a problem. -Me too.
- Hurry up, go see right away. -What ?
Shit !
Where are you going ? -I feel bad.
-Go home.
-What's going on, Yamakoshi?
You realize what are you there?
You no longer have any identity. You no longer have the will.
Is that it, Yamakoshi? A victim of globalization?
A breakdown of the system.
You're post-apocalyptic shit.
What do you do ?
- Take care.
-What are you doing
apart from fucking you by the system of capitalism?
-Thanks.
- You have more soul.
-Arms ! Arms ! Arms !
Arms !!
-How are you ?
-I'm confused here.
- I did not assure.
But it's okay, I'll catch up on my monologue.
-You do not understand.
I discovered...
things that none of you could imagine.
- Was the rumor true?
-Yes, the rumor was true and I shed blood
to wake the dead. His stomach rumbles.
So we're going to set up
because there, I have sincerity.
There I have the truth. -It is too long.
-We will finally be able to shoot that last scene
because you are afraid!
You have seen death!
What are you doing ? - Go on, don't worry about me.
I have to go out. -Nope.
-Please.
- Was that planned? - No, it's improv.
- There are monsters outside! - And I have some inside!
- Damn, that sucks.
*-She's right! -It's not...
It's improvisation.
- Don't break my balls. I fucking want it!
I want to.
-Jonathan!
- He called him "Jonathan"?
-What are you doing ? -Jonathan, it's your turn.
It's yours. -Stop.
I'll do it to you.
-I go.
We keep spinning we don't stop the camera!
-Stopped. -Jonathan!
But are you dumb or what?
-I am sick. -We need you !
He farts. - Oh, it stinks.
-Damn, it stinks.
-Jonathan, shit!
-I told you, you are pissing off.
-How are you ?
-Hmm.
Yes, I am fine.
-And you ? -Yes I'm fine.
And you?
*-It's okay. - They are on a loop.
-I see, yes. Downright super boring.
-And you ?
-Yes, I am fine.
- Well, do we have the announcement?
-Hmm.
*-Yes, I'm fine, how about you? *-Yes.
-It's shit, I don't assume, there.
Rémi, for Mounir.
*Remi, can you hear me? - Yes, Mounir.
*-We have a problem, do you have a plan B? - No, I'm in trouble.
-It's just flowing! *-So, shall we stop?
-No, not now.
*Where are they? *-Yes, how about you?
- They are fine. - They are nowhere, precisely.
Either you have a solution, either I cut.
*-No, wait 10 seconds.
*I will find. - We can more.
We're going into the wall, there.
I cut.
- Dad, I have a solution. Mom does Jonathan's scene
and comes back to him as a zombie for the fight.
- Diarrhea in good and due form! - Yes, great!
*That's awesome! -You are a strange family.
-Send them a sign. We hang up on page 17.
- Hmm, hm.
- Well, that's reassuring.
Very reassuring.
- Yes, it is very reassuring.
And...
Tell me, Chinatsu. - "Natsumi".
- Natsumi. you can tell us a bit more about this rumour?
What does "They will rise again" mean? by the Blood Star"?
He farts and defecates. -Here.
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-Excuse me. I too saw things differently.
-It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
-Besides, I found myself on the last scene.
"I discovered... 'chôôoses'."
Anything.
- No, you were fine.
▪ ▪ ▪ You were great.
-How long ?
-30 seconds.
-I go.
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-Where is Jojo's head?
-Just there. Speed.
Electro theme, countdown
-Go on.
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Go on ! Move on.
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Knocking on the door
It's me, Higurashi! Open!
There are monsters out there! Open, quick!
(Come on, fuck off, fuck off.
(But come.)
Quick, please! There are monsters!
- The door is blocked! -(Hurry up.)
Chinatsu is no joke!
- Me neither, it's not a joke! -Akira has transformed!
(Come on, it's good.)
He spotted me, he rushes at me!
I triggered the thing, it's spreading too fast!
- Yes, it is blocked.
-I'm focusing. Gniii!
- But you suck!
Stock !
Growling, screams of fear
Go ahead, bite them, bite them!
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It's awesome.
-Aaah!
-That's great, fuck him!
It's a masterpiece. - Say goodbye, shitbag!
She blows.
- Oh, the line!
-Zombie crap.
Fuck yourself! Fuck yourself!
*You stink shit! - Was it in the text?
-Yes, finally, it's not word for word, but that's the idea.
*-Rot!
-Where is he, Ken?
- Quick, let's go to the car.
-Zombie rot. I'm going to open your ass up!
It blows.
-Who has the keys? - We don't say "who is who"!
-Who has the keys? -Yamakoshi.
-(Its good.)
It's still spinning! Leave me, Ken!
Growling, screaming
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It's my movie I do what I want !
I am a director!
- Ouch!
- (Sorry, sorry.)
He growls.
She's screaming. -Nope ! Nope !
-It's a bit abstract there, isn't it?
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-How do I do ? Whore...
-(Quick quick.
(Come in, come in.
(You can get up ?) -(Nope.)
-(Shit, can't you frame?) -(Excuse me.)
-(Excuse me, but...)
-(Rémi, I can frame myself.) - (Okay, what do we do?)
- (Let her go.)
*Technology theme
*...
-Great, the zooms. Did they change cameraman?
*...
- You hit me for good, you.
-Yes, but... - Even my father didn't hit me!
-Come on, up. I am sorry.
Nadia, stop! - Aren't you happy?
He told you to put yourself in place. Move your ass.
Poor bastard, acting bastard.
-Nadia... - You are sick.
-How are you ? -Nope.
We do shit. - No, don't mess around, not now.
Nadia, no... - We have to find something.
- But the producers are happy. - No, it's shit.
-Nadia, please calm down. -I'm calm.
I am calm, very calm.
-Sayonara, "Has-only-one-arm". -Thanks. We can go again, Ken.
-We left.
consumer bastard
shitty capitalism!
consumer society!
It blows.
Countdown
- Did they bite you?
-She's really good, your mother. -Downright.
It's the first time I see her play.
-Why did she stop? -I do not know.
She got too into the game.
-Oh yes ?
-One day, she was playing with Van Damme, she broke his wrist.
-Van Damme, really?
*-Calm down. Okay?
He screams in pain.
- All right, how are you?
- For me, it's a bit shit.
It's not what was planned.
-Fatih, it's fine, we adapt.
*Severe Blow - Oh, the high kick!
- A high kick, right away.
It's a waterfall it's nothing, she plays.
*...
(The zombies have to block it.)
-What's going on here?
-I will be back.
Countdown
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-Come on, hurry up, it's up to you.
Go on !
-What is...
What is...
Cries
*...
- Great, that's really good!
Pet... -Clear !
Wait for me, bitch! -Shit, ah...
- Natsumi, please.
-She's crazy.
- I know, it has to be stopped.
- Is she often like that?
-It could happen.
- You must have shit, my poor.
Chinatsu!
- You again?
Whore...
- Oh, are you there?
-Stop, it's a real axe!
Ah! Not both points!
Stop filming.
Stop filming!
She is screaming and crying.
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Stopped.
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Metal Shock
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-Excuse me, honey.
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-Hm?
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-Is that what you want ?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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- We resume the scenario, great.
-I don't want to, Ken.
-Chinatsu!
Chinatsu.
-Remi.
They forgot the axe! -Shit.
Put it in front of the cabin.
-But... - Hurry up, quick!
-I'm going to pee.
-Ken...
Growl
-Hmm!
He presses a button.
Growl
Oh !
Here ? An axe. What luck.
-Without crane,
That's fucked up.
- Change of movement. -Must be 4m above the ground
if you want to see the star.
- Well, if you want.
- You have to, that's the key to the film. Otherwise, we understand nothing.
"The dead will rise of the Blood Star."
Reread the script.
-We can do without.
- This is the ending image.
-People won't notice. - But yes, they know very well
when you serve them shit.
You have to stop despising them, the "people", as you say.
I'm sick of this cynicism.
-It's not the moment. We don't care.
-Stop with your "We don't give a fuck"! You suck!
You think you solve problems jerking off?
I'm talking to you about what we are doing, shit!
Don't tell me it's not important!
*-Oh, Ken!
*Rattle
*Ken!
- Sorry, Mounir.
I got carried away. - It doesn't matter, Rémi.
It's just a movie, who cares.
"Fast, cheap and average", right?
-You're right.
Melancholy piano theme
The crane plan is deleted.
We'll step back to frame as best we can the star.
Then end credits.
-Great.
-I will return. -Hold on.
How many people are available?
Countdown
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-No that's not true !
Borborygms, sobs
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Please.
They scream.
-What's this ?
-It's the crane. -The crane?
-Hmm! Shit...
-Rha!! I love you !
- That's it, that's great.
-(Did I miss a lot of stuff?) -(Not as much as them.)
-I leave you.
Hush, stop.
-Ken, please! Wake up !
-Rha! Ha! - Stop it, Ken!
Wake up !
-I love you !
-Stopped !
Ken, wake up, it's me.
Please Ken!
She's crying.
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I like you.
-What did you do?
He was supposed to bite you!
You didn't understand anything!
You are dumb!
Nope ! Hold on ! She's screaming.
*My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.
*This is the recording of my last words.
-It is too long !
He's screaming.
-Ah!
She's screaming.
-Yes, that's great. Go ahead.
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Anger.
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-Yah!!
-Go on. - Cut!
-That's great.
-Cut!!
Cut!!
-Quick quick !
-Go ahead. -Dad, over there.
-Cut!!
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-Come on.
Whispers
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Rock song: "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis
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Sighs, cries of pain
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- Cut!
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-It's finish.
-We did it ! -We did it !
We did it ! -It's a crazy thing!
Laughter, shouts of joy
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- Great, that's too good. But how did you think of that?
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Jazzy theme
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Axe
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Axe
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Axe
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He catches his breath.
- He was at the other end.
It's finish ?
Oh, it's over. Oh shit.
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