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Oh! He does it.

I'm, uh, I'm still
a little confused,

though, sweetheart,
why I had the big day today

and, yet, I'm the one
on cake duty.

That doesn't seem
to make sense.

Baby, there is just so many
answers to that question.

But don't you worry,
you're gonna get a big reward

for your triumphant meeting,
and it's gonna be

so much sweeter than that cake.

- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.

See, what I'm hearing is
that I don't even really need

to make this cake.

Um, no, I don't think
that's accurate.

- Really?
- You need to make the cake.

It's so much fun watching you.

You suck. You're lucky
you're so cute.

It's lucky that
it's just you and I eating this

'cause you will kill somebody
with that.

Okay. Fair point.

- All right.
- All right.

Turn around. Smile for me.

- No, come on.
- Oh, you look so cute.

That's gonna be great
for my Instagram...

- No!
- ...and Twitter

and my Facebook!

No!

No! No, no, no, it's mine.

Give it back
or I'm gonna tickle you.

Come on, come on, come on.

Truce, truce, truce.

Truce means I delete the photo.

Truce means that you stop
tickling me.

I'll stop tickling you
when you delete the photo.

Oh, God. Oh, okay, okay.

- Okay? Okay?
- Okay.

All right, let's get focused.

Okay.

- You did the butter.
- Yeah.

- You did the milk.
- Done.

- You did the eggs.
- Yes.

- Flour.
- Yes.

Okay, now, we have to do
vanilla extract

and do baking soda,

which is totally empty.

- Do we need it?
- Yeah, we need it,

unless you want
one giant pancake.

Baby, what I really want
is to go to a real cake store

that makes real cakes
by real bakers

so that we can get down
to the more important things.

Oh, but don't you want

that feeling of satisfaction,

of knowing that
we made this together?

The thing is,
we're not making it together.

I'm making it.

But you know that I hate
menial tasks, don't you?

And you're so brave and gallant

going into battle for me
in the kitchen.

I am. I'm so brave
and I'm so gallant.

Mm-hm!

I'm gonna go be brave

and I'm gonna get you
some baking soda,

and you are gonna keep working
on the cake.

Yeah, but I have
an even better idea.

How about you keep
making the cake

and I'll go and get
baking soda?

Mm, it's a shitty idea.

Fair enough.

You and me, buddy, you and me.

Let's do it.

That was probably too much.

Screw it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no!

No, no. Sarah!

Sarah! Sarah!

- Sir, sir!
- No, that's my wife, Sarah!

- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
- Sarah!

Oh my God.

Ugh.

Morning, girlie.

Oh, God.

Malcolm's phone, Dee speaking.

Uh, yeah, hi.

Hi, yeah,
from the Halloween party, right?

Yeah, well, I'm about
to make him very angry,

but how about after that
I relay your message?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you too.

Bye.

Oh, Jesus.

- Really?
- That totally worked.

I was awake.

I know.

Just shake me
like a normal person.

Well, that would
just be no fun.

Oh, come on.

Come on, today's the day
that you rejoin society.

- Come on, doctor's orders.
- No, not today. Tomorrow.

Uh, that's like
your hundredth tomorrow.

Okay? You're maxed out.

- Come on, come on.
- Don't.

Stop it!

Your buddy Jim just called.

He's not my buddy,
he's my boss.

Well, it sounds like
he cares about you.

Whatever.

Quite a nice friend
to hold your job for you.

My dad started that company,
it's not a favor.

Okay, it's still
a nice gesture.

I don't want his gestures.

Well, want it or not,
you're going in today.

Okay?

Also, you're going to dinner
with me.

- No.
- Mm-hm.

- No.
- We have step two to go over.

- No.
- Tailor and the Cook, 8:00.

Don't be late!

Capital Investments,
this is Jordan,

how may I direct your call?

Yes, just one moment
while I transfer you.

Mr. Washington!

- Welcome back!
- Thanks, Jordan.

It's good to see you.

Um, Jim is in his office.

I would ring him,
but he's on a call.

No, thank you.

Um, it's fine.

It's great to see you, sir.

Thank you.

Capital Investments,
this is Jordan.

The next time I see
police lights in the driveway,

I'm gonna strangle
the little bastard,

or I'm gonna let
the police take him in, okay?

I love you, too, baby, hold...

I'll call you back.
Malcolm just came in.

You know,
kids are really wonderful.

When they start out,
they're cute, they're cuddly,

they're great,
they're beautiful,

they listen,
they do what you say.

Then, at some point
in your life,

you're spending
most of your time

to get the little buggers
out of your house.

You look good.

Oh, God, no.

You look like hot garbage, okay?

- But at least you're here.
- Mm.

I don't want to hit you
with too much

before you even
get your coat off,

but this place is a mess.

We have no fresh capital.

I'm no good at client relations,
as you know,

and there's been nobody here
to take up the slack

- since you left.
- Well, Jim,

I just... I don't think
I should be talking

to people right now.

That is really bullshit.

That was the division
your father wanted you for

and that's the one
I wanted you for.

Listen, I'll be honest with you.

I'm tired.

I'm worn out.

Okay? My kid is a mess.

I haven't seen my wife naked
in six months.

Okay, that's more information
than I need.

Listen, I called you back in
because I need you.

- Okay, shoot.
- Okay.

Roger Howard,
of Grand National,

has been circling
our little firm.

Grand National wants to buy us?

He wants to bring
all his accounts here.

At least,
he's thinking about it.

This would be colossal,
a game changer.

But I need a closer.

I need you.

But it can't be that hard.

He was a friend of Dad's, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Jesus Christ,
it's not even 10:00 yet.

Well...

I'm not gonna argue with you.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

So, all we have to do
is convince him

that we are the best ones
for him and for his business.

Now, Malcolm, this guy, Roger,
is as rich as shit.

If this happens,
if we bring him in,

all the money we've lost
in the recent past

becomes just a nightmare.

I can't keep spending money
that we don't have

to keep this place afloat.

We are getting burned
every quarter

just on the escrow.

- We are getting killed...
- Jim, Jim, settle down.

You're gonna have a stroke.

- I already had one.
- Jesus.

- Almost.
- You're killing me, man.

Malcolm, I can bring in Roger.

I can't close him.

Okay. Okay.

I will do what I can,
but I need you

to do me a favor, okay?

Just don't die by the time
I get back to my office.

I can't make any promises.

It's gonna be okay.

I'll let you know
what I find out.

God bless ya.

Hey. What's up? Are you here?

- Don't hate me.
- Oh, I'm late, too.

Don't worry about it.

No, it's not that.

Hey, reservation for two
under Washington, I think.

- What?
- This is step two.

Try to enjoy it?

She's already here.

Thank you.

What do you mean? What's...

Dee, what did you do?

It doesn't mean
you have to forget Sarah, okay?

It just means that it's time
for human contact again.

No, I'm not doing this.

You need this, Mal.

Just go sit down
and have a conversation, please,

just a conversation.

Do it for me, Mal, please.

What are you talking about?

What am... what am I
supposed to do?

- Who is this girl?
- I don't know.

Start with,
"Hi, my name is Malcolm.

Isn't my sister-in-law a bitch
for setting us up?"

She doesn't even know
about this either?

Hell no. Hey, listen,
you promised me

you'd take the steps,
so take the steps,

or I'm locking you
out of your own house.

What...

No.

- You asshole.
- Good luck!

- Yeah, so, we got drinks...
- Yeah.

...and it was weird.

Then, we were waiting
for our food.

- And then what happened?
- Well...

Come on.

Oh, nice.

Uh, the same thing
that always happens.

Sarah came up,
and then she tried

to placate me
for about half an hour.

I'm sorry, Mal.

Maybe it's too soon for you
to get back out there.

Hm?

It was... it was weird, but...

- It was interesting?
- Really?

Yeah, it's like
for the first time since...

Go on.

It was like...

I wasn't Malcolm,
that guy whose wife had died.

- I was just Malcolm.
- Mm.

And that was nice.

I feel like an asshole
for saying that.

You're not an ass.

That's really good.

Sarah wanted you to move on,
live life again.

You two are a weird pair.
I don't get that.

Why would she say something
like that?

- It's so morbid.
- I don't know.

She wanted it, I'm doing it.

I can't stop
thinking about her.

- And I've really been trying.
- I know.

Listen, you know
I'm not lying, right?

She was just
that kind of person.

She wanted you to be happy.

I was happy.

Listen, you saw
in the group sessions

that you don't
have to carry this by yourself.

- Yeah.
- Hey!

I would kill for that feeling.

I can never replace
my sister, ever.

You can fall in love again,
you will meet somebody new,

and it's totally possible.

It doesn't mean that
you have to forget Sarah.

It doesn't mean
that it wasn't real

and that it didn't happen.

But it is possible,
you saw it from the groups.

But I can never...

I can never have
another sister.

And I would give anything
to fill that loss again

even for just a second.

I know, I'm sorry. I know.

I'm sorry.

Look...

I'll be your sister now.

You have been trying
really hard.

I'm sorry I've been so selfish.

That's okay.

Look...

If it makes you feel better,

I will go out on another date.

Really?

I don't want to,
but I'll do it for you.

This will be good for us.

Yeah.

I hope so.

Do you watch the show?
Oh my God, I'm so addicted.

They're such bitches.
It's so bad, but I love it.

Is there a single dish here
that's not drowning in butter?

Anyway, screw that.

I work hard for my body.

Why not show it off?

I bet you think those people
are like train wrecks, right?

Not me.

I love them.

My secret
is that I totally wish

I was one of them.

I know. Who thinks that, right?

- Me.
- Yoga, Pilates,

pole dancing.

I just want them
to have a baby.

Don't you just want them
to have a baby?

You might not want to eat that.

Do you even know
where this was sourced?

What's the point of living life

if you can't bounce a quarter
off your ass, right?

Check.

Here you go.

Hi. Latte, please.

- Would you like foam?
- Foam it up, Sparky.

- It's gonna be 3.80.
- Right.

- Ma'am?
- Uh, one sec.

So sorry.

- Tough crowd.
- Come on, lady,

we gotta get to work.

Okay, big guy.

I didn't forget my wallet
on purpose.

Well, then, get out of line
and let the rest of us...

Hey, hey, hey.

No need to shout.

You can wait a couple minutes
for your coffee.

- What happened?
- Dropped my wallet.

- Oh, here you go.
- Thanks, man.

- Thank you.
- Welcome.

Um, keep the change.

So, saved my bacon back there.

This place is great.

You've never been
to Roasters before?

Oh, I've actually been
off coffee for a while,

but I needed a caffeine fix.

Mm. And there's no way
I'm not paying you back.

Oh, don't... don't worry
about it.

No, no, no way.

Just come to my bar.

Let me just jot down...

Oh, this pen is not working.

Whoa!

This is a really sick pen.

- Can a pen be considered sick?
- Mm-hm.

Thanks, it was
a graduation present.

I actually work
at The Green Onion

across the street,
I usually have pens

coming out of my ears,
but for some reason,

the one I brought today
is shooting blanks.

Yeah, that happens to me
all the time.

I actually... I have this jar
at work next to my phone,

and I have about 18 pens
in them.

None of them work.
Why would they?

Why don't I replace them?
I don't know.

I guess we both have
bad pen luck.

"In my experience,
there's no such thing as luck."

- Uh...
- Obi-Wan Kenobi. Star Wars.

Oh, okay. Cool.

- Cool?
- Yeah, I haven't actually...

No.

- No?
- No, do not, do not tell me

you have not seen Star Wars.

Come on, it's not like
everyone in the world has seen...

What kind of stupid...

This guy hasn't seen Star Wars.

Oh, right, it's you people.

Okay, look, for his sake,
raise your hand

if you've seen Star Wars.

See?

That guy didn't raise his hand.

Uh...

Han Solo? Si.

Si, si.

Gracias.

- He said...
- I know what he said.

Okay, fine, I'm the only nerd
in the room

- who hasn't seen Star Wars.
- No, see,

if you were a nerd,
then you would've seen it.

It's okay, you know,

I guess you just have
something in life

to look forward to,
so you're welcome.

Um, anyway, thanks again
for rescuing me.

You are quite the prince.

And you, my lady,
are worthy of chivalry.

Hm.

- What?
- Nothing.

Just no one has ever said that
to me before.

Well, you definitely earned it.

I see. Well, I'll take it.

Okay, well, uh, thanks again.

Enjoy your coffee
and the best movie ever made.

I have the proposals
for you to sign.

I'm sorry, I know
this is making you miserable.

It's fine.
I need a distraction anyway.

The meeting
with Grand National is set,

so I think that Jim
is gonna be wanting

the left one first.

Okay, got it, sounds good.

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

Okay.

You clever girl.

Hey, excuse me.

Uh, I'm actually looking
for someone.

I think she might work here.

Nya is the only she
we have on staff right now,

so if it's not her...

Is she tall, kind of outgoing,
and, um...

- Hot?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, Nya!

You want me to get rid of him?

What? No.

Calm down, Tyler.

But I'm right here
if you need me.

You're ridiculous.

There it is. Okay.

It is a really nice pen.

We had a lot of fun today.

I'm gonna miss it.

Here, check this out.

- That's supposed to be me?
- Mm-hm.

Well, you're very talented.

Oh, I do believe
he means to flatter.

Oh, I do believe
she gives good cause.

God, we sound so retarded
when we talk like that.

Oh, the lady doesn't fancy it?

Perhaps she is uneasy
with flattery.

No, please stop.

Okay.

So, what's his problem?

Oh. Yeah, Tyler is a little
protective of me, so...

He's either that or irritated

that I'm chatting with you
and you don't have a drink.

Uh, I will take a UC
in a bottle.

Please. Thanks.

Thank you.

You should maybe tell him
not to make that face

in front of the customers,
I have a feeling

it's gonna scare them off,

and he's not exactly gonna win
any lady points...

I'm just trying
to help you out.

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

That's what they say.

Thank you.

Mm.

Mm, I think he pissed in it.

Thank you.

Yeah, all right. Wow.

Jeez, holy cow, wow.

Jay Schnitt, ladies
and gentlemen, give it up.

He's about to take
a quick break,

and in the meantime,
it's happy hour.

In other words,
I'll be pretty happy

if, for an hour,
y'all buy me some drinks

'cause I'm broke.

To the bar.

Thank you.

Bar wench, a beer.

You always say
the sweetest things to me.

I try.

Okay, okay, all right.

Uh, are you guys being audited?

- Are you FBI?
- No.

This is my new friend, Malcolm.

Malcolm, this is
my old friend, Zimmer.

Hang on, I didn't tell you
my name.

It's on your fancy pen,
smart guy.

- Of course it is.
- Well, listen,

any friend of Nya's
is a friend of mine.

Well, it's a pleasure
to meet both of you.

Oh, uh, how long have you guys
been friends?

Huh, oh, I don't know.

It feels like
we've known each other

for a while, huh, Malcolm?

It kind of does, yeah.

You guys are being weird!

Um, are you coming to my show
at The Utica?

Every Thursday. Are you gonna
let me braid your hair?

Yeah, well, uh, I might be
too drunk to care.

- Maybe.
- Deal.

Deal. And, you, new friend,
do you like comedy?

I do like comedy, yes.

Well, then I like you.

I like him.

Everyone likes Malcolm.

Tyler doesn't.

Tyler. Well, Tyler,
you know, I think somebody

stole his personality
when he was, like, five,

and he wants to make everybody
as miserable as he is,

and I wouldn't worry about it.

Mm-hm.

- Then I won't.
- Don't.

I'm going to go earn
my free drink tickets.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Nice to meet ya.
- Nice to meet you.

He's like a living
cartoon character.

Are you really gonna come
on Thursday?

To the, uh, to the comedy?

Um, I don't know, I don't know.

Come on, what else
are you doing?

You're coming. I've decided.

Uh...

Well, okay.

- Very nice, I know.
- Come on, you're prying, Dee.

You know what?
I'm just trying

to understand
the situation, okay?

I'm not hating on you,
but if you find a lady

all on your own,
then you know what?

You're just making my life
exponentially easier.

Really? You don't mind
that she's not

one of the crazy women that
you tried to set me up with?

Oh, oh, I mind,
because I have to approve

all your girlfriends anyway.

Okay, it's too early
for the G word, Dee.

We're just hanging out together,
that's all.

Nice.

Here, try it on. Come on.

I got to admit it,
I'm really proud of you.

- Why?
- I don't know.

It's just unlike you
to pick up anyone,

especially in a bar.

Okay, I didn't pick her up,
and it wasn't a bar,

it was a coffee shop,
it was Roasters.

Well, still, you know,
I never would've seen it coming.

It's just not you.

This is the one.

This is pink.

It is not pink, it is lilac.

- It's pink.
- No, it is a shade of purple

and it looks good on you.

Come on, Mal.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

It's just a headache,
that's all.

- I don't know.
- No, it's okay.

Look, you know,
if you're making progress,

and you're feeling good,
and you're happy,

and you're wearing
this shirt, look,

then I'm happy.

Well, as long as you're happy.

Come on, let's find you
some pants.

Pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants.

Come on.

- Malcolm.
- Nya.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, oh, okay.

Hi.

You look... you look great.

Do you want to go
to the table?

Yeah.

And then he says,
"That's the last time

I'm ever gonna eat spaghetti
like that, ah?"

I think it's cute you bought
a new shirt for our date.

I...

Mm-hm.

Is it obvious?
How did you know?

These work, you know.

So this is officially
a date, huh?

I believe I asked,
nay, no, insisted

that you come here tonight.

See, I recall
Zimmer inviting us.

Oh, don't be flattered.

He asks everybody.

I swear, if there's anyone
in this town in two years

who has not heard
the spaghetti joke,

I will be amazed.

Okay, I won't.

Won't what?

Be flattered.

Ugh, stop.

You know I like you.

I don't know that.

You're actually very hard
to read.

Am I?

I get that a lot.

Okay, well,
what do you want to know?

Uh, um, I'm not sure.

Fine, I'll just tell you everything.

Uh, here are the broad strokes.

Generally, I have most of what
I'm looking for in life.

- Simple needs on this girl.
- Noted.

The only thing left
is my dream

of owning and running
my own place,

but that's gonna come true

because Tyler is selling me
The Green Onion.

So there's that.

Generally, I have good credit,
good friends,

and a good life.

Yeah, I mean,
I don't have someone special

to share it with, but...

Who has time for that, right?

Right, exactly.

Not that I'm going to pass up
the opportunity to hang out

with such a funny charmer
like you.

- A funny charmer?
- Mm-hm.

Really?

Uh, okay, I mean, I'll take it.

But I feel like
most of the time

people are telling me
to perk up

and stop moping.

Mope? Why are you moping?

Moping is for losers.

I think, uh, I should...
I think I'm gonna go.

Wait, what?

Zimmer just finished.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Uh, you guys have fun.

I should probably...

Well, why should you probably?

Was it... was it the mopey thing?

'Cause I was just giving you
a hard time.

No, it's fine, it's fine.

Don't worry about it, it's me.

Um, thank you.

This was fun, so...

Are you seriously
going to bail right now?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Why don't you, you know what,
have a drink on me.

Have a drink,
buy one for Zimmer.

Please have a good night.

I'm, uh, I'm sorry.

Hey, asshole.

Look, you seem like
a really good guy,

I mean that, but what...
what was that?

It's not very good guy of you

to not let me apologize
if I've offended you.

I was just k... kidding around.

I mean...

You made me feel like a jerk.

Look, I'm sorry,
it's nothing to do with you.

It's me.

Oh. Oh, okay.

I haven't heard
that one before.

Look, I didn't mean
to make you feel like a jerk.

I'm sorry.

In fact, the opposite is true.

I feel really good
when I'm with you

and I shouldn't.

That doesn't make any sense.

You should feel good.

Everyone should feel good.

Except maybe Hitler,
but he's dead.

You want to... you got a minute
to go for a walk with me?

I feel like I should
explain myself.

Come on, walk with me a spell.

I do love the way you talk.

Let's go.

Like, what?

What do you say to that?

- Jeez, man.
- I know.

We can take it
as slow as you need.

Thank you.

You're kind of awesome.

Just one thing, though.

I don't want to move forward
if you're not ready.

You know, I, um...

I just need to know that
you'll tell me if you're not,

which is totally understandable,

but I just don't want
to get hurt, you know?

- I'll never be her.
- I know.

I'm not gonna ask you to be.

I can very much live
with those conditions, my lady.

There you go again.

- Okay, okay, deal.
- Deal.

All right, now that we've
got that out of the way,

um, what do you want to do?

Perchance you care
to walk a lady home, good sir.

Okay, now you're just
making fun of me.

That is gonna happen a lot.

Good to know.

I mean, I've seen bits
and pieces of it, but I just...

- Bits and pieces?
- Yes, I have.

I've seen little pieces
here and there,

but I just haven't
actually sat down

and watched the whole thing.

Well, uh, this is my place.

Oh.

Okay.

Well...

- Ah.
- You okay?

I see what you did there.

- I tricked you.
- I noticed.

I'm gonna have to remember
that one.

For who?

You don't use that widower line

on all the girls, do you?

No, no.

Just you.

Well, it's still early
if you want to come up

- for a sec.
- Uh, I don't...

Relax. That was a test.

- You passed.
- Good.

God, what kind of girl
do you think I am?

Uh, is that
a rhetorical question?

You're so mean to me.

Goodnight, Malcolm.

Goodnight, Nya.

Can't believe what
I'm seeing here, Malcolm.

I haven't seen you
since you were knee-high.

I know, it's been many years,

but it's good to see you again.

Do you remember the day
that you and my father

played racquetball,
and I was there,

I was sitting outside,

and I think that may have been
where I learned

a few choice swear words?

- Ha!
- You learned to curse, huh?

He had a mouth on him.

He really did.

He had a mouth on him.

Uh, and you have a daughter
as well, I believe.

Yes, I do. She dabbles
in this business

a little bit with investment.

Not as much as I'd like her to,

but here's a recent photo
of her.

- Oh, wow.
- Pretty girl, huh?

- Very pretty.
- She seems to be interested

when she's not texting
or on Facebook.

She's not interested
in any property

that I've shown her.

Well, that's the world
we live in now.

It's all Twitter and Facebook.

But, um, that's great.

Would you like to get started?

- Yes, please.
- Okay, fantastic.

Uh, Jordan, do you have
the slides?

Okay, what you are watching
doesn't look like much,

I know that.

In fact, it looks like a dump.

But it is for sale.

The city is ready to sell it.

I know all the guys down there,

and we can pick it up
for quite a bargain.

But why would I build
something there?

- You with us, buddy?
- Mm-hm, yes, I absolutely am.

Yes, it actually has four
adjacent vacant lots on it

which are included
in the price.

But what that would give you
is enough businesses

and people living there,

that over the course of,
I think, two years,

you could quadruple
your investments.

- So it's an excellent deal.
- I'm very impressed.

So that's where we are.

We have the paperwork
in front of you.

I would be happy to work
with whoever you would like

in order to make this work.

Well, let me stop you there.

Um, I set this meeting up
as a courtesy.

We believe in this so much

that we have decided
to invest our own capital,

Jim and I together.

We'll partner with you on it,
and we think

that, hopefully, that will be
an expression to you

of how much we would like
to work with you.

That's great,
why don't we do this?

Why don't we set up a meeting,
um, see how it goes?

Fantastic! All right.

I feel phenomenal about this.

- Pleasure to meet you again.
- Good seeing you.

Great to see you, too. Tony.

Lovely to see you again,
hopefully see you soon.

Set up that meeting.

- Have a lovely day.
- Wonderful, thank you.

- He's a go-getter, isn't he?
- Yes, he is.

It's lunchtime. I've decided.

Hey, stranger, what's up?

I want to take you to lunch.

All right, let me just ask
the bossman.

Hey, Tyler,
this handsome gentleman

is kidnapping me,
so prepare the ransom.

What? No, come on, Nya,
we still got a lot to do.

Thanks so much!

Don't work too hard, okay?

- Shall we?
- Yeah.

Thanks, Tyler.

Fantastic. See you later.

Come on!

Mexican?

Are you okay, sweetie?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, go back to sleep.

Malcolm.

Sarah.

Yeah.

You can't be here.

This can't be happening.

Why don't you love me anymore?

How is this happening?

I'm talking to you.

Why don't you love me anymore?

That's not fair.

I do love you.

You know I love you.

My ashes are still on
our mantelpiece

and you are already moving on.

No. I didn't want...

Dee said that this is
what you wanted.

You didn't believe that.

Not that it stopped you.

What do you want?

What I've always wanted.

You.

What am I supposed to do?

You're not here.

I am here.

No, you can't be.

I am, and I love you.

- I love you.
- This can't be real.

This can't be real.

- I love you.
- This isn't real.

This isn't real.

Whoa. Oh, you're shaking.

What's wrong?

Um, I just, uh, I just had
a nightmare, that's all.

Well, come back to bed
and tell me about it.

No, I think, uh,

actually, I think
I'm gonna go back into work.

It's just I'm already up,
and I don't really want

to go back to bed, so...

- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you go,
you go back to bed,

get some sleep.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Malcolm...

I'm worried.

This is the deal
for our company.

We're already
clearing the space out.

We're committed.

I know, Jim, I know.

Do you understand the risk
we're taking, right?

We started the project
in good faith,

which means it's our money
out of our pockets.

So we need Roger's money
to match our investment

or the company is lost,

and he hasn't signed
the deal yet.

He won't answer my calls.

I think he's backing out,
that's what he does.

He is backing out.

- Relax, Jim.
- Uh, I don't relax.

That's why your father
partnered with me

because I don't relax.

Stop being so dramatic,

and stop talking
about my father.

Every second word
out of your mouth

is something about my father.

The past is in the past, okay?

Let's just leave it there.

And don't forget,
you're the one

who wanted to partner
with Roger on this, not me.

Okay, I get it.

So if this deal tanks,
it's my fault.

You said you could
close him, Malcolm.

Do you really think
that we're the only ones

trying to get this guy,
you think that?

We have to outfox him,
we have to outthink him.

Why are you freaking out at me?

I told you that I'd close him
and I will.

I need a drink. We're gonna die.

- We're all gonna die.
- Would you just stop it?

Stop it.

Malcolm...

I know you've been through
an awful lot.

Life is very hard,

sometimes it's downright unmanageable,

but there still are people
who love you

who are still alive.

Now, if you care at all
about any of us,

then you will hold on to us
the way we hold on to you

and finish
what you have started.

All right.

All right.

I'm sorry.

We'll get this done.

I promise.

- Let's go over it again.
- All right.

You guys doing okay?

Awesome.

- Please record your message.
- Hey, handsome.

Just, uh, seeing
how you're doing.

Haven't heard from you
in a while,

so give me a call back.

Okay.

That's right, baby.

You just ignore her.

You just get her
out of your head.

That's funny
coming from the woman

who exists only in my head.

And in your heart.

But not in reality.

Hey, Mal, just trying you again.

I know you're super busy
and everything,

but give me a call back.

Okay, bye.

- What's up?
- Uh-huh.

I brought you lunch.

Okay.

Ooh. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm.

There's nothing in there.

What's going on?

What?

I've known you
a long time, right?

- Yeah.
- Well, what's going on

with all this?

Are you saying
I look like shit?

No, never.

Yes, totally.

- What?
- Um...

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

I'm not telling you.

You're gonna judge me.

Is this one of those
"I need a friend" moments

where I have to drop
what I'm doing?

- 'Cause I can, I will.
- No.

I mean, you can't even help.

It's fine, it's nothing.

Is it Malcolm?

Wow.

I thought that was going
really well.

It is, it wa... it is.

He just hasn't called
in a couple days.

And you're not the pushy type,
so who cares?

Yeah, but this is
sort of happening

right after we slept together
for the first time.

Okay, um...

- You have to confront him.
- I know.

Well, he's just...
he's busy working,

so I'll just wait.

Nya, you are the most capable
and intelligent woman

I've ever known,
and I know a lot of women.

I mean a lot.

I know what you do, Zimmer,
it's gross.

Used to do, used to do.

Continue.

I trust your instincts.

Trust your instincts,

and if you don't mind
waiting around for this guy,

then wait around for this guy.

You guys slept together,
he's not calling you.

He knows what he's doing.

Yeah, if that is in fact
what he's doing.

Smart lady.

Yeah?

Mr. Washington,
your lunch is here.

Uh, I didn't order any lunch.

I have pizza here for you.

Okay then, send it back.

Thank you.

So, yous the one
who ordered this pizza?

Nya.

Hi, this is a surprise.

It's good to see you.

Yeah?

Could've fooled me,
Mr. Voicemail.

"Hi, you've reached Malcolm.

Please leave a message
after the beep."

I know, I know, I'm sorry.

I just... I've had a lot going on

and this deal
is eating me alive.

All good.

Just wanted an excuse
to see your face.

Aw, that's very sweet of you,

and the ingenuity it took
to make yourself

look like a pizza delivery guy
is great.

I can honestly say no one has
ever done that for me before.

- Hey, you making fun of me?
- No, never.

Well, there is another reason
I wanted to see you.

- Yeah, what's up?
- So, remember how I told you

I was waiting on Tyler
to sell me the bar?

- Yeah.
- Well, not outright,

- but in installments.
- I remember.

Well, it's happening.

It's happening?

- It's happening!
- Yeah, yeah.

- Nya!
- Yeah, I heard him on the phone

and he's, he's out of there,
he's moving on.

So I don't know how long it'll
take me to pay off the place,

but at least I'll be running
my own spot, you know?

Living the dream!

Mmm, thanks for believing in me.

Well, it's easy when you're
someone I can believe in.

Always say the coolest things.

I know, I'm very, very cool.

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah,
sure, sure.

Anyway, I'm, I'm gonna throw
a surprise party

for Tyler's leaving...
really for my moving up...

and it's going to be a rager.

It's gonna be a rager?
Where are you gonna have it?

My apartment.

Oh, so it's gonna be
an intimate rager with, what,

five to seven people,
two of them out on the lawn

- on kids' furniture?
- No!

My apartment is not that small.

- Your apartment is very small.
- No.

And it's very cute that
you think that it's not.

You know how I know
your apartment's small?

Your brush your teeth
in the same sink

that you wash your dishes in.

It's tiny, come on.

How about I call
the Hotel Utica,

we'll do it in the ballroom.

I know the manager over there.

No, I'll just...
I'll get some lawn chairs.

- It'll be fine.
- No, let's...

this is a celebration,
let's do it properly.

- Let's do it big.
- No, it's my party, you know?

I just... I want it to be
my friends and my place.

I just... I don't wanna make
a big deal of it.

I'm not gonna do any
of the planning for you.

You're going to take care
of the guest list,

the decorations, all of that.

I just wanna make sure
that you have

a great space to throw it in.

- Really?
- Really.

Yeah?

- Okay.
- Okay?

Hmm.

Just don't forget
to invite Dee and I.

Oh, come on,
who do you think I am?

Tony, apparently.

It's good to see you.

Would you hurry up,
we're gonna be late.

Okay.

- Dee, you look fine.
- Okay, I'm gonna be

elbow to elbow with some of the
most patchouli-smelling hipsters

in town and I want to look
a shade better than fine.

- Why, they're hipsters.
- No reason.

Are those really necessary?

According to my doctor.

And did he prescribe that
as well?

Mom, you're doing it again.

I'm sorry, okay?

I just don't like
what it does to you.

What are you talking about?

It helps me.

Does it?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Let's go.

Alrighty.

- At the cafe, the...
- The what?

No, the paintings
that you were...

- Libations, baby?
- Oh, thank you.

Oh, hey, thanks, Tyler.

This party is awesome.

So, when are you gonna give me
the grand tour?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Don't you have a room here?

- Oh, hm, subtle.
- What?

Hotel decor is a hobby of mine.

Sure it is.

- Someone is drunk.
- And why not?

It's a celebration!

Cheers.

So, where is Marcus or Mitchum
or whatever the...

Hey!

You know what his name is,
so just cool it.

- Hi.
- Speak of the goddamn devil.

Hi, mm.

You look beautiful.

And you're late.

What's up, Mr. Cool?

Gotta make a grand entrance?

No, that's all this one.

Miss I'm Trying to Impress
Some Hipsters.

Oh, well somebody had a little
tizzy in the car as well, so.

- I was ready to go, Dee.
- Come on.

Now, now, children,
hey, hey, hey.

I have to introduce you
to some people

so they know you're not
a figment of my imagination.

- Okay.
- Um, come.

- Sorry.
- Have fun, it's okay.

- I got this.
- It'll be nice.

Um, I'm Zimmer.

And you are?

I might be Dee,
Malcolm's friend.

Oh, a friend of Malcolm's
is a friend of mine.

This is a party,
you should have a drink.

How about I buy you one?

They're free,
the drinks are free.

I can pay you a compliment.

Sure, why not?

You have beautiful face.

Where's the alcohol?

Okay.

Dee, write that down.

So this guy has dine and dash
written all over his face.

As soon as he finished his beer,
he bolted for the door.

But Nya's been watching him
like a hawk.

Hopped over the bar
like Patrick Swayze

and chases him out the door.

Oh my God and I had an ice pick
and I was chasing him

and he got so freaked out,
he just threw his wallet at me.

My best tip ever, best tip ever.

Come on, the guy doesn't want
to be chased by a sexy lady.

Can you blame him?

- Come on, baby, let's do a shot!
- God, no.

What is this, is this Jager?

- No thank you.
- Oh, come on.

I poured it for you,
you gotta do it.

- Don't leave me hanging.
- Oh, sorry to disappoint.

Story of my life with this one.

All right,
tall, dark, and whatever.

You wanna do a shot?

- Make you feel like a real man.
- Okay, Tyler, maybe it's...

- No, I'll do a shot.
- There you go.

To having a dick.

Okay.

Atta boy.

All right, so,
you guys tell me something.

How long have you two
been dating for?

- What, a few months?
- Something like that,

but who's counting, right?

And your wife died how long ago
and you're already back at it?

Whoa, Tyler, what the hell?

Do you really think that you're
the guy and this is the place

to be having this conversation
right now, Tyler?

Hell yes I do, or am... oh!

You know what,
you are done, okay?

Have a, have a good night.

Please, just... come on.

I have a shirt for you upstairs.

Is that what it takes
to get up into her room?

Think maybe you've had
enough there, big guy?

Fine, I mean,

I've known Nya for like what,
two years?

I guess it's knowing her two
seconds that makes you special.

Actually, it's not being
an asshole

that makes me special, Tyler.

You know, the only reason
that she puts up with you

is because you're
selling her the bar.

- No, wait, what?
- Maybe if you treated her

with a little more respect,
she might like you.

I'm not selling Nya the bar.

Where the hell
did you hear that?

She told me that, that's why
we're having this party.

No, I'm selling it,
no, for sure.

- To who?
- Some rich guys from the city.

They're totally fleecing me
but the money is up front.

It'll be nice to get rid
of that dump.

Well, then why does Nya think
that you're selling it to her?

I...

Oh, oh, that.

Well, I guess I was
a long time ago.

I mean, she's hot,
I was gonna do her a favor.

Figured, you know, she'd work
for me for a couple of years.

I'd show her the ropes,
she'd fall in love with me,

yada, yada, yada, yada.

We see how well
that turned out.

Sure.

Anyway, she's your problem now.

I'm out!

Spaghetti, really?

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm not feeling too good,
so I'm gonna go down to the car.

- Okay, um, five minutes, okay?
- Mm-hm.

I'll be right there,
five minutes.

- All right.
- Great.

- She doesn't mean it.
- Jesus.

- Yes, she does.
- She wants you to think

- she means it.
- No.

- She is using you.
- Come on.

- That is crazy.
- No, no, no, no.

You are swimming in a world
of crazy right now.

But that woman, she knows
exactly what she's doing.

No, I don't believe that,
I don't believe that.

Oh my God.

Says the lonely, desperate man.

Think, just think about
when you two first met.

You're wearing
your expensive suit,

your nice watch,
your fancy shoes.

She was waiting for a man
just like you.

No, no, I don't believe that,
this was my idea.

Oh, I didn't say
she was a bad con artist.

What do you want from me?

You know what,
your tan line is fading

from where your wedding ring
should be.

This woman is making you forget
who you are.

You're just saying this
because you know

that I'm falling for her.

Oh, you've already fallen
for her, please!

- Right into her web!
- Oh, come on!

Sarah, I love her.

Right, right.

You love her.

You love her, you love her.

You used to love me!

Sarah, that is not fair.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

I miss you.

I miss you like crazy.

I don't know what to do.

What do you want from me?

Sarah, I miss you.

I don't know what to do.

Okay.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

Cider for you.

Aha, he emerges.

Hey.

Just "hey"?

I mean, did you go
to the doctor?

- The headache's okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

Everything's fine.

Oh, oh.

So this, this does work, huh?

I'm sorry.

- You want a UC?
- You read my mind.

Thanks.

Mm, that's good.

What?

Ugh, fail.

Guess I'm the only mind-reader
in this relationship.

Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Yeah, what is going on?

Well, to start, the little shit
Tyler isn't selling to me.

Shit, I thought he was joking
about that.

- What?
- At the party,

he said something like that
and I just thought he was drunk

and trying to piss me off
or something.

And you didn't think to tell me?

I know, I'm sorry,
I've just,

I've just been
really out of it lately.

Story of your life.

I'm sorry, Nya.

Hey.

- Keep going.
- I... what is there to say?

I have to find a new job now.

I mean, it's just a huge waste
of time.

The whole reason
I was working here

was because I couldn't afford
to just buy a bar,

and then Tyler was gonna let me
make payments,

but now that's all gone to shit.

Look, look, look at me.

If it makes you feel any better,

Tyler's gonna die alone
and miserable.

Probably in a gym somewhere,
and all that muscle

is gonna turn to fat
and he's gonna look real stupid.

That actually... that does make me
feel a little bit better.

There's that smile again.

Come here.

- What's going on?
- Nothing, you asshole.

Be right back.

She tell you?

Yeah, she did.

- And?
- And what?

I don't have anything
to say to you.

Sure.

Anyway, it all turned out
all right.

You can pay for everything now.

I don't mind paying
for everything.

She's following her dreams
and I support her.

Oh, is that what you call it?

Dude, what are you
talking about?

Why don't you say something that
makes sense or just shut up?

No one asked for your opinion.

Do you realize that
you're not on anyone's

"I Really Like That Guy" list?

And you know what, even if you
hadn't done what you did to Nya,

what you said to me at the party

deserves a punch in the face
at least.

I didn't mean...

Look, I'm sorry.

I was trying to warn you.

Come on.

You're her meal ticket,
sugar daddy.

I half expected her to marry
some rich old millionaire,

you know, pull an Anna Nicole.

Yeah, I don't think
I follow you.

Oh, you follow me.

Every time a rich guy
came into this place

she was like a fat kid on cake.

Think about it.

You meet a hot chick
in a coffee shop

and she's all over you.

I know you like playing
the whole broken man thing,

but she's not here to fix you.

She's a gold digger.

I know what you're trying to do,

and you need to cut
that shit out right now.

Don't BS me, man.

You've been thinking the exact
same thing, you're not an idiot.

I told you so.

It sucks, man.

- I feel for you.
- Stop talking.

Hm, all right.

Thank you.

Anything for you, studs.

Stop!

Not even, not funny, all right.

I told you so.

You should've known.

What's up, you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I, I don't feel well.

- I think I'm gonna go home.
- Oh, okay.

Well...

I tried to warn you.

Hello?

Okay, you have to tell me
the truth.

Am I crazy?

I don't know.

What do I know
about being crazy?

Nya's friend Zimmer has been
badgering me to go out with him

and I think
I'm actually gonna cave.

- What's wrong with that?
- I don't know.

I just have this image
of our date consisting of us

eating Taco Bell
and making tie-dye t-shirts.

Then why are you even
considering it?

Well, I haven't gotten laid
in a while.

Oh my God, don't judge me.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

Hey, maybe we can
double date, huh?

That might rein him in a bit.

I don't know.

Why, what's the matter?

You and Nya are okay, right?

We're, uh...

- She...
- Is a whore

who is smarter than you.

Malcolm, Malcolm, talk to me.

What happened?

- I don't know.
- Don't know what?

What are you talking about?

It felt real.

- I thought it was real.
- Real?

I don't understand.

Malcolm.

This is what she wanted.

She's been waiting for a sap
like you for a long time.

- Shut up, shut up.
- Huh?

- Not you.
- Who else are you talking to?

No one, not really.

You're not making any sense.

You're scaring me.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!

Okay, that's it, you're
officially freaking me out.

- I am coming over.
- No, Dee, don't.

I'm okay. Dee!

Hey, neighbor.

Oh, uh, just wondering
if I could borrow some sugar.

Nya, hey.

Hi.

Oh, whoa, you are sweaty.

What, have you been retiling
your roof?

No, it's just... it's hot in here.

Not really, but I do have
a solution for that.

Hm!

Uh, I'll be, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Why is she in our house, Malcolm?

She's in our kitchen, Malcolm.

She's digging around
in my fridge.

Nya, what are you doing?

What kind of celebration
would it be without cupcakes?

I make the best cupcakes.

Yeah, I use
the "just add water" mix,

but I have a super special
secret ingredient

that's gonna blow your mind.

Here, try this.

It's good, I swear.

Geez, Malcolm, are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to do this.

What... who are you talking to?

I wouldn't have done this
if I knew it wasn't real.

Hey, Mal,
you're freaking me out.

- What's going on?
- I can't do this.

Can't, can't do what?

- What is that?
- Tell her.

- You know what it is.
- Yeah, I do.

Why are you wearing
your dead wife's wedding ring?

Don't call her that!

Holy shit.

This is all my fault.

You're not over her at all,
are you?

- I should've seen it.
- You should've seen it.

You should've seen her coming.

- I should've known.
- Yeah, you should've.

I asked you over and over.

Why did you tell me
you were okay?

You'll never be okay,
this bitch played you.

- Answer me, Malcolm!
- You don't owe her answers.

- Answer me!
- You played me, okay?

- I know what you're doing!
- What?

What I'm doing, what am I doing?

This was your plan all along,
wasn't it?

Make me fall in love with you
so you can move in here.

You can have a nice little life
for yourself.

How can you even say this
to me right now?

You knew that my wife died,
you knew it,

and you preyed on me 'cause
I was an easy target, wasn't I?

- An easy target?
- Tyler told me all about it.

- I know all about it!
- And you believed him?

That little shit who's had it
out for you this whole time?

Who just trampled on my dreams
and lied to me?

You trust his word over mine?

- Tell her it's not just his.
- Do you?

- I just, I...
- No, hey, hey, look at me.

This is crazy, okay?

I would never do that.

I wouldn't,
I wouldn't lie to you.

I love you.

I know that this feels really
fast and I totally understand,

but you can't do this to me, okay?

I have a weak spot for you,
don't do this to me.

She is manipulating you again.

Shut up, you're not real.

What?

I'm sorry,
she won't leave me alone.

Who won't?

Sarah.

What are you talking about?

Sarah's right there.

I can see her
and she keeps talking to me

and I don't know what to do.

She won't leave me alone.

Make her pay
for what she's done.

No, no.

You need help, Malcolm.

Don't let her leave
without making her sorry.

No, no!

Nya, please, just get out
of here right now.

- Go to hell.
- Get out!

It's just us now.

Like it should be, always.

Why won't you just go away?

I'll never leave.

I love you.

I did what you wanted.

She's gone.

Now please just get out
of my head.

I'm not in your head.

I'm in our home.

Sarah.

I can't take this anymore.

Oh.

Oh.

Please stop doing this to me.

Please.

- Just stop.
- I'm not doing this to you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry that
I tried to be happy without you.

She was never
gonna make you happy.

She was making me happy.

Sarah.

She did.

And that doesn't change the fact
that I love you.

It doesn't change the fact
that I take you with me

everywhere that I go.

You made me the man
that I am today.

And I love you.

I love you so much.

And I miss you.

But you're gone, baby.

You died.

I wish we had 60 more years
together, but we don't.

- We can.
- No, we can't.

Why not?

Because this isn't you.

This is my Sarah.

You're not my Sarah.

You're not the woman
that I married.

I am the woman you married.

No you're not.

Yes I am.

I'm sorry.

And you will stay with me.

Stay with me forever,

- because you made a vow.
- No.

- Stay with me.
- No.

Be with me.

I have to let you go now.

Please.

Malcolm!

Hey.

How you feeling, champ?

Like shit.

Sounds about right.

You pumped yourself full
of so many pills,

they had to pump your stomach.

And what you did to your head, well...

- My head.
- Oh no, don't touch it.

Don't touch it.

- What did I do?
- It's gonna be fine, okay?

It, it turns out
that all those migraines

you've been getting are...

Well, it turns out that...

those weren't really migraines.

You actually had
a tumor growing, and...

when they came in to check
your head for what you did, um...

The point is they caught it.

- Okay?
- Jesus.

I don't know what you've
been living with, bro,

but I can only imagine
it's been a nightmare.

Uh...

Look at me, I'm serious,
it's gone.

No more headaches.

The doctor says they're gonna
watch you for about a week,

okay, and then you can go home.

I don't know
if I want to go home.

A couple years ago,
Sarah called me

and said that she needed me
to go to the doctor with her

because she had this weird mole
that she had to get checked out.

So we went and we were
in the waiting room,

and she freaked out,

because she was sure
that she had cancer

and that she was gonna die.

And her first concern
was about you.

And she didn't want you
to be left all alone

if anything were to happen
to her.

So she made me promise
that I'd take care of you,

and of course,
it was nothing, you know?

But...

all she ever wanted
was for your happiness.

You know, even facing
her own death,

all she wanted
was for you to be happy.

I love you, sis.

I'm gonna go tell the doctor
that you're awake.

Okay.

Yeah?

Thanks.

Just doing my job.

Hey.

You're not gonna answer me now?

I said hey... what the hell, Nya?

That was for what you said
to Malcolm.

All I told him was...

I don't give a shit
what you said!

I don't know what insane fantasy
you have that you think

you can interfere with my life,
but it's done.

- You're done.
- Nya, please.

- I just want you to be happy.
- Tyler, sweetie.

I was happy,

and at least I'll be happy
knowing I don't have to see

your stupid face again
'cause I quit.

- Come on, you can't quit.
- Don't forget my last check.

You can't quit, I love you!

He says to the girl
who despises him.

Have a nice life, dick.

Hey, Samantha, you made it.

Thank you so much
for coming down.

Yeah, thanks for the call.

You were right,
this place is amazing.

This place is the best,
I'm telling you.

I think this would be
the perfect place

for your first investment.

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm Malcolm.

- What's your name?
- Mary.

Mary, it's nice to meet you, Mary.

Don't you think it'd be awesome
if Samantha bought this place?

Hell yeah, we could run
this place like ballers.

Yeah, right,
like I would tend bar?

Actually, I have a friend who
would go in on this with you

and she would be perfect
for that.

- Sweet!
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- We'll talk about it?

Okay, sounds good.

Excuse me for one moment, please.

- What?
- Zimmer, Zimmer, it's Malcolm.

You remember me?

I dated Nya,
we used to be friends.

Yeah, that's very funny.

Um...

I'm not your biggest fan
right now, Malcolm,

tell you the truth, so, uh...

No, no, just hold on a second.

- What?
- Look, it's a long story,

but I'm out of the hospital
and I really need to see Nya.

The hospital?

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

I'm okay, thank you.

Do you know if Nya's coming down
to work at the bar tonight?

No, Nya's gone, man.

What do you mean she's gone,
what do you mean?

Nya punched Tyler,
which was pretty awesome.

She quit her job,
she called her mom,

and she's moving back
to Arizona.

No, no, no, I have to see her.

I have to talk to her, I have
to tell her that I love her.

Where, where is she?

She won't answer any of my phone
calls, I can't track her down.

Did I tell you
that I play hockey?

No, uh, thanks for telling me.

Right, um, no,
I have practice tomorrow.

Nya's gonna come

and say goodbye
before she leaves.

Okay?

Mmm...

Oh, okay!

Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's amazing!

I will do that, thank you,
I owe you huge.

Thanks, Zimmer,
you're a good guy.

Can you tell Dee
that I'm a good guy?

- What?
- Dee.

Can you bring Dee to
the practice so she can, like,

see me being fricking awesome
playing hockey and stuff?

- I can do that.
- Yeah!

- Then we're even.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- I love you, man.

Just hold on, hold on,
I'm walking in right now.

- Twenty seconds.
- Malcolm.

You can't go in there right now,
Jim is losing it.

It's fine, everything's fine,
everything's fine.

Trust me.

I'll send you everything.

- Thanks.
- Jim.

- You got some nerve.
- Jim.

We've got nothing.

- We are totally ruined.
- Jim.

- We have nothing left!
- We got Roger Howard.

Hey, Roger?

Yeah, just repeat that for me, thanks.

I was just saying
that Samantha's ecstatic.

She's happy, I'm happy, and
my friend, she's never happy.

I don't know how you did it
but you did it.

You came through big time, son,
and I owe you.

It was my pleasure.

Looking forward to doing
this project with you guys.

Thanks again, son.

- See you next week.
- See you next week.

That sounds good, okay, bye.

You're welcome.

How?

There's a bar downtown for sale.

I put the rest of our money
into it,

Samantha put the rest
of her money into it.

Now, look, we overpaid
just a little bit,

but I think you'll agree
it's worth it,

because she called her father
this morning

to say how happy she was.

He called me this morning to say
how happy he was

and that he wanted to partner
with us on the big deal.

- Jim?
- Huh?

We did it.

I thought we lost everything.

No, we're stronger than ever.

Okay.

You okay?

You happy?

Happy?

I love everything.

I love everything!

God, God!

I got something I have to do,
okay, tonight,

but I'll call you tomorrow,
all right?

You deserve it.

Goddamn, goddamn.

I love you!

Okay, this is gonna work.

Oh, I hope you're right.

How did you know I was here?

Zimmer.

I, um...

Whoa.

What happened?

I had surgery.

- On your head?
- Yeah.

Are, are you okay?

Yeah, I am now.

Good, then I don't
have to worry about you.

Wait, wait, wait.

- What do you want from me?
- Look, two things.

- First, I am so sorry.
- What?

For being a total psycho
or for breaking my heart?

- They're kinda connected.
- What are you talking about?

Look, just please trust me
when I tell you

that the crazy thoughts
that I was having,

they have literally
been cut out of my head.

Malcolm, I can't, okay?

You're still clearly not over
the whole Sarah thing.

No, no, no,
you don't understand.

I was actually seeing her,

I was actually seeing her
in front of me.

I was talking to her.

They weren't memories.

All of the craziness.

I was seeing Sarah
because I had a tumor.

Holy shit.

But it's gone now, it's out,

and it's behind me
and it's behind us.

I'm sorry, I'm...

I'm really glad you're okay,
but I, I can't do it again.

Nya.

Nya, wait!

What is everyone looking at?

Well, I take it
she's not buying it.

No, Zimmer, I'm not.

Buy it!

- Buy it!
- Buy it!

Don't move to Arizona.

Don't move to Arizona!

- Don't move to Arizona!
- Don't move to Arizona!

Don't move to Arizona.

I love you!

He loves you, he loves you!

- He loves you!
- He loves you!

- And you're really beautiful!
- Stop.

I'm sorry, they were saying
whatever I wanted.

- It was awesome.
- He loves you.

Seriously, though, I,
I have one question for you.

Yes, what?

How can I trust you to be okay?

Nya.

Look.

The things
that I've been through

are what make me who I am,

and that's part of the reason
that you love me.

And Sarah is one
of those things.

But she wanted me to be happy,

and Nya,

you are my happy.

I love you.

And I'm ready to start a life
with you,

if you'll still have me.

I love you too.

I love him too!

Oh, shit!

I just remembered
I promised Zimmer

that I'd try
and hook him up with...

Okay, well, I guess that took
care of itself.

Whoa, whoa,
what was the second thing?

- What?
- You said you came here

to tell me two things.

- What was the second thing?
- Oh, yeah.

I found an investor to buy the
bar and partner with you on it.

- You what?
- Yeah.

Tyler, he just wanted
a quick payday,

so I had my people make him
an offer and he accepted,

and long story short,
our investor's very happy

and she's dying to meet you,

and if you still want it,
you have your own bar.

So, was this all a tactic
to win me back?

Yeah, absolutely.

Hm.

It worked.

I love you, baby.

Safe travels.

See you, girlie.