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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:28,698 CHRISTINA WALTERS? 2 00:00:28,698 --> 00:00:31,364 GOD, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME IN AGES. 3 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,281 YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF WOMAN WHO CAN GET ANY GUY SHE WANTS? 4 00:00:34,281 --> 00:00:36,531 THAT'S CHRISTINA WALTERS. 5 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:38,740 WE DATED, YOU KNOW, BRIEFLY. 6 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:41,323 BUT, UH, SHE'S NOT THE COMMITMENT TYPE. 7 00:00:41,323 --> 00:00:44,573 SHE'S A PLAYER. SHE JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN. 8 00:00:44,573 --> 00:00:46,490 I MET CHRISTINA AT A BAR. 9 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:47,823 HOT PIECE OF ASS. 10 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:50,698 TOTALLY HIT IT OFF. ALL NIGHT LONG WE DANCE, 11 00:00:50,698 --> 00:00:53,364 I BUY HER DRINKS. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 12 00:00:53,364 --> 00:00:55,907 SHE JUST SPLITS. 13 00:00:55,907 --> 00:00:58,198 I LAY DOWN ALL THE GROUNDWORK FOR NOTHING. 14 00:01:00,032 --> 00:01:01,239 LESBIAN. 15 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:06,573 SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER. IT'S BEEN LIKE, THREE DAYS? 16 00:01:06,573 --> 00:01:09,239 I SAW SWINGERS . I KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK. 17 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:12,448 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO AOL MOVIEFONE. 18 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:16,281 I STAY UP NIGHTS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE SAID SHE'D CALL AND DIDN'T. 19 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:19,573 MAYBE SHE WANTED TO CALL AND THAT'S WHY SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA CALL, 20 00:01:19,573 --> 00:01:21,781 BUT WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO CALL... 21 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,615 ♪ CHRISTINA... 22 00:01:24,948 --> 00:01:26,907 ♪ CHRISTINA... ♪ 23 00:01:28,406 --> 00:01:33,281 YOU KNOW, THERE OUGHT TO BE SOME KIND OF A SIGNAL. 24 00:01:33,281 --> 00:01:37,907 TO LET US GUYS KNOW WHEN WE ARE TALKING TO A LESBIAN. 25 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:43,573 SO WE DON'T WASTE OUR TIME. 26 00:01:43,573 --> 00:01:46,364 YOU KNOW, PROLONGED IMPOTENCE IS VERY COMMON AFTER A BREAKUP. 27 00:01:46,364 --> 00:01:48,907 LOTS OF MEN SUFFER FROM IT. 28 00:01:48,907 --> 00:01:51,114 THEY JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW. 29 00:01:51,114 --> 00:01:53,656 NOT LIKE ME, GABBING AWAY, GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB. 30 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:57,114 BUT EVEN STILL, BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA CALL, 31 00:01:57,114 --> 00:01:59,281 SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED TO SAY SHE WASN'T GONNA CALL. 32 00:01:59,281 --> 00:02:03,448 THEN I WOULD HAVE THANKED HER FOR CALLING TO SAY SHE WASN'T GONNA CALL. 33 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:07,865 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING SHE WAS A LESBIAN. 34 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:09,114 IT'S NOT TRUE. 35 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:15,531 MY MALE EGO GOT BRUISED AND I LASHED OUT. I'M SORRY. 36 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:18,698 I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING BLOWN OFF, THAT'S ALL. 37 00:02:18,698 --> 00:02:22,615 I'M SURE SHE WASN'T TRYING TO HURT ME ON PURPOSE. 38 00:02:22,615 --> 00:02:28,615 I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE SHE'S PROBABLY SCARED AND LONELY, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 39 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,490 SHE'LL SETTLE DOWN, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, ONCE SHE FINDS THE RIGHT MAN. 40 00:02:32,114 --> 00:02:33,781 OR WOMAN. 41 00:02:33,781 --> 00:02:36,156 MAYBE HAS A LITTLE BOX LUNCH AT THE Y. 42 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,907 OH GEEZ, I'M SORRY! 43 00:02:38,907 --> 00:02:42,364 DID I SAY IT AGAIN? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I SAID IT AGAIN. 44 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:45,907 WHY DON'T YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD, CHRISTINA, AND TAKE UP WOMEN'S GOLF? 45 00:02:45,907 --> 00:02:48,948 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE DEPOT? THERE'S PROBABLY LOTS OF CARPET YOU CAN MUNCH ON! 46 00:02:56,114 --> 00:02:57,865 BUT HEY, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST I DON'T GET THAT DIZZY, 47 00:02:57,865 --> 00:03:00,198 HEAD-SPINNING NAUSEA AS MUCH AS I USED TO. 48 00:03:00,198 --> 00:03:02,448 HOORAY! 49 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:06,865 YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID, I'M DOING FINE. 50 00:03:08,364 --> 00:03:10,281 I AM FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC... 51 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:23,448 ♪ THIS IS MY SEXUAL REVOLUTION 52 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:28,198 ♪ SEXUAL REVOLUTION SEXUAL REVOLUTION 53 00:03:30,531 --> 00:03:33,406 ♪ SEXUAL REVOLUTION 54 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,907 ♪ EVERYBODY, SHAKING ♪ 55 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:39,531 VALERIE! CHRISTINA! 56 00:03:39,531 --> 00:03:42,531 SHAKE IT IF YOU GOT IT. 57 00:03:44,406 --> 00:03:46,032 MISS COURTNEY! 58 00:03:46,032 --> 00:03:49,448 WELL, HELLO, MISS CHRISTINA. HOW YOU DOING? WHAT YOU DOING? 59 00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:50,865 DANCING TOO MUCH. HOW YOU DOING? 60 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:54,073 SAME THING. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 61 00:03:54,073 --> 00:03:59,323 PRETTY GOOD. I GOT A NEW ACCOUNT DESIGNING A CAMPAIGN FOR A SPORTS LINE. 62 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,698 WELL, THEY GOT THE RIGHT GIRL NOW, DIDN'T THEY? 63 00:04:01,698 --> 00:04:05,490 AHH, THANK YOU. SO, WHAT'S UP? 64 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:10,239 OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. DEFENDING THE RIGHTS OF MY BROKENHEARTED CLIENTS, 65 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:14,032 AND TRYING TO SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE PENNY OUT OF THEIR MISERABLE, CHEATING SPOUSES. 66 00:04:14,032 --> 00:04:16,781 YOU GO GET 'EM, WOMAN. SO, LISTEN. 67 00:04:16,781 --> 00:04:19,698 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA ORDER A PIZZA AND STAY IN TONIGHT. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 68 00:04:19,698 --> 00:04:22,865 OKAY, BUT IF WE DO THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN, HUH? 69 00:04:22,865 --> 00:04:26,865 GIRL, I'VE BEEN SHAKING MY ASS ALL THE WAY UP THIS HILL. 70 00:04:26,865 --> 00:04:27,990 WHICH TRACK ? 71 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:29,615 TRACK THREE. OH, YEAH! 72 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,573 COOCHIE! 73 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,406 ♪ A BEAUTIFUL THING SEXUAL REVOLUTION 74 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:40,907 ♪ A SEXUAL REVOLUTION SEXUAL REVOLUTION ♪ 75 00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:51,448 IS YOUR GRANNY HERE? WHAT'S GOING ON? 76 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:53,656 -IT'S JANE. SHE LOVES THIS SONG. -OH. 77 00:04:53,656 --> 00:04:56,823 HOLA, CHICA . WHAT'S UP? 78 00:04:56,823 --> 00:04:58,698 HEY, JANE, WHAT'S UP? 79 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,032 HEY, GIRL. 80 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:02,032 ♪ CHERISH IS THE WORD ♪ 81 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:06,656 HE DUMPED ME. KEVIN DUMPED ME. 82 00:05:06,656 --> 00:05:10,615 IT WAS JUST THREE DAYS BEFORE OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY. 83 00:05:10,615 --> 00:05:14,073 OH, BABY. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE HE JUST FREAKED OUT. 84 00:05:14,073 --> 00:05:18,114 HE IS GONNA CALL UP TOMORROW WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE HE MADE. 85 00:05:18,114 --> 00:05:21,281 -YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING THROUGH THAT... -NO! 86 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:25,656 HE SAYS HE'S BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SIX MONTHS. HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DYING INSIDE 87 00:05:25,656 --> 00:05:27,490 EVER SINCE I BROUGHT OVER MY GARMENT BAG. 88 00:05:29,364 --> 00:05:31,198 HONEY. OUCH. 89 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,781 WHAT? 90 00:05:32,781 --> 00:05:34,364 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE ALL GUILTY OF IT. 91 00:05:34,364 --> 00:05:36,406 -YOU MADE YOURSELF TOO AVAILABLE. -YEAH. 92 00:05:36,406 --> 00:05:38,781 -IT'S A CLASSIC MISTAKE, SWEETHEART. -UH-UH! 93 00:05:38,781 --> 00:05:40,156 YEAH. 94 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:42,531 NOT ACCORDING TO THIS. 95 00:05:42,531 --> 00:05:44,490 LOOK. "COMMANDMENT FOUR." WHAT IS THIS? 96 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:47,114 -"True Love, The Ten Commandments." -Mmm-hmm. 97 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:51,573 "Commandment #4: THOU SHALT BE OPEN TO LOVE'S POSSIBILITIES. 98 00:05:51,573 --> 00:05:54,364 "BOUNDARIES ARE THE ENEMY OF LOVE." SWEETIE. 99 00:05:54,364 --> 00:05:58,323 SWEETIE, LOOKIT. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS BOOK IS RELATIONSHIP PROPAGANDA. 100 00:05:58,323 --> 00:06:00,406 LISTEN TO ME. 101 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:04,615 DATING IS ALL ABOUT BOUNDARIES. 102 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,656 HONEY, YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF. 103 00:06:06,656 --> 00:06:10,406 WE'VE ALL HAD OUR HEARTS STOMPED ON ONE TOO MANY TIMES BECAUSE 104 00:06:10,406 --> 00:06:13,323 WE WENT AND SERVED IT TO THEM ON A BIG OLD PLATTER. 105 00:06:13,323 --> 00:06:16,531 A GOOD DEFENSE IS THE BEST OFFENSE. 106 00:06:16,531 --> 00:06:18,907 I AM SO TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES. 107 00:06:18,907 --> 00:06:22,573 THIS IS NOT ABOUT PLAYING GAMES. THIS IS ABOUT SELF-PRESERVATION. 108 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:27,114 HONEY, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW YOURSELF OUT THERE ALL EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE EVERY TIME. 109 00:06:27,114 --> 00:06:30,740 THAT IS HOW YOU GET SMACKED DOWN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 110 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:34,573 DON'T GO LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT. LOOK FOR MR. RIGHT NOW. 111 00:06:34,573 --> 00:06:37,907 AND EVENTUALLY, IF HE'S WORTHY, 112 00:06:37,907 --> 00:06:42,323 THEN ONE DAY THAT "NOW" PART IS JUST GOING TO... 113 00:06:42,323 --> 00:06:45,865 ...DROP AWAY. NATURALLY, YOU KNOW? 114 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:48,781 MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE FUN TOGETHER. 115 00:06:48,781 --> 00:06:53,073 YEAH, IT'S NOT SO SERIOUS, YOU KNOW. SHAKE IT OFF A LITTLE BIT. 116 00:06:53,073 --> 00:06:56,364 SPEAKING OF FUN, WE ARE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT. 117 00:06:56,364 --> 00:06:58,156 OH, YES. WHAT? 118 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:01,281 WE ARE TAKING YOU OUT. YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 119 00:07:01,281 --> 00:07:04,948 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. NO! 120 00:07:04,948 --> 00:07:07,198 OSWALDO! 121 00:07:07,198 --> 00:07:09,114 HELLO, CHRISTINA. COURTNEY. 122 00:07:10,615 --> 00:07:12,281 HELLO, JANE. JANE. 123 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:14,865 THANK YOU. WELCOME. 124 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:19,281 SHUT UP! 125 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,615 OKAY GIRLS, LET'S GO. 126 00:07:34,907 --> 00:07:35,907 THIS IS IT, JANE. 127 00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:44,698 YOU GO, BABY. 128 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,823 UH-HUH. 129 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:34,948 RIGHT HERE, BABY. 130 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,323 OH, MY GOD! 131 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:42,698 HEY, HEY. LOOK AT SHOULDER, BABY. BOUNCE IT, BABY. 132 00:08:42,698 --> 00:08:45,490 CHECK IT OUT, BABY. YEAH! ALL RIGHT. 133 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,448 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BABY? 134 00:08:48,823 --> 00:08:49,781 OH, HERE WE GO! 135 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,364 THE CIRCLE OF LOVE, CIRCLE OF LOVE! 136 00:08:57,032 --> 00:08:59,406 TOGETHER : WE'RE GONNA GO NOW. 137 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:01,865 BYE-BYE! 138 00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:07,865 CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOPPING, CHOPPING. 139 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:17,281 OH, MY GOD. IT'S LIKE SIEGFRIED AND ROY OR SOMETHING. 140 00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:18,698 MARTINIS, LADIES. 141 00:09:18,698 --> 00:09:19,990 OH, THANK YOU. 142 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:23,323 -COMPLIMENTS OF THE GENTLEMAN AT THE BAR. -OH, WHICH ONE? 143 00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:28,990 WHOA. THANK YOU, LEATHER COAT GUY. 144 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,406 CHEERS. 145 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,823 HMM. LEATHER COAT GUY'S LOOKING KIND OF GOOD, HUH? 146 00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:36,865 YES, HE IS. 147 00:09:36,865 --> 00:09:38,740 SHOTGUN! 148 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:39,781 CHEATER. 149 00:09:44,239 --> 00:09:45,364 WHAT'S UP? 150 00:09:47,156 --> 00:09:49,531 NOTHING. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 151 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,907 NOTHIN'. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 152 00:09:56,114 --> 00:09:58,531 NOTHING. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 153 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,573 NOTHIN'. 154 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:06,907 -YOU KNOW, I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME. -ARE YOU, SWEETIE? 155 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,114 MY BOYFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME, I'M HERE AT THIS CLUB WHERE NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME, 156 00:10:10,114 --> 00:10:11,406 AND I WANNA GO HOME. 157 00:10:11,406 --> 00:10:12,573 NO! 158 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:16,448 NO, CHRISTINA, I CAN'T DO THIS. 159 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,823 YES, YOU CAN. IT'S REALLY VERY EASY. 160 00:10:18,823 --> 00:10:20,323 OBSERVE. 161 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:25,698 OW! I JUST PINCHED HIS ASS. 162 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:28,907 I'M SORRY. HI. HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 163 00:10:28,907 --> 00:10:31,239 PETER. WHY... PETER, THIS IS MY FRIEND JANE. 164 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:34,948 JANE WOULD LOVE TO DANCE. HEY. 165 00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:37,740 UH, JANE, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I HAVE SOME FRIENDS WHO ARE WAITING FOR ME. 166 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,615 ♪ DANCING TOGETHER, YOU AND JANE... ♪ 167 00:10:39,615 --> 00:10:41,948 NICE TO MEET YOU, THOUGH. 168 00:10:41,948 --> 00:10:43,656 OH, HE HATED ME. I SUCK. 169 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,740 YOU DO NOT SUCK. THAT GUY WAS A DICK. 170 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:49,865 LOOK, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT IF IT'S THE LAST THING... 171 00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:51,948 I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 172 00:10:54,323 --> 00:10:57,990 YEAH. YOU JUST CALLED ME A DICK. I HEARD YOU. WHY AM I A DICK? 173 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,615 UH, WELL, BECAUSE YOU... I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREATED MY FRIEND. 174 00:11:01,615 --> 00:11:04,114 -WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR FRIEND. -WELL... 175 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,281 YOU BARELY GAVE HER THE TIME OF DAY. HI. 176 00:11:06,281 --> 00:11:10,698 UH, NO. YOU TRIED TO PAWN ME OFF ON HER AND I DIDN'T GO FOR IT. THAT MAKES ME A DICK? 177 00:11:10,698 --> 00:11:14,823 PAWN YOU OFF? YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO EVEN TALK TO SOMEONE HOT AND SWEET AS JANE. 178 00:11:14,823 --> 00:11:16,698 WELL, EXCUSE ME. 179 00:11:16,698 --> 00:11:18,323 HEY, I WASN'T SUGGESTING THAT THE TWO OF YOU GET MARRIED. 180 00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,239 I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD GET IT ON. 181 00:11:20,239 --> 00:11:21,656 WHAT? "GET IT ON?" 182 00:11:21,656 --> 00:11:24,198 I WAS TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR. 183 00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:26,032 YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME. WHAT IF I'M SOME PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER? 184 00:11:26,032 --> 00:11:28,448 AND WHAT IF JANE WAS THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 185 00:11:28,448 --> 00:11:30,656 THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING. 186 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,990 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS BY HAVING SOMEBODY GRAB ME IN A BAR 187 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:36,865 AND SAY "HEY, YOU, MAN, I HAVE GOOD WOMAN FOR YOU. 188 00:11:36,865 --> 00:11:38,823 "SHE IS VERY HOT AND SWEET. SHE IS THERE. 189 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,198 -"JANE, YOU DANCE FOR THE MAN!" -WAIT. 190 00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:44,032 MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. WAIT. WHAT'S MY PROBLEM? 191 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:47,073 -MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT SO SAFE, MR. SAFETY POO, -HEY. 192 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,865 YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY MEET A GIRL THAT YOU COULD HAVE FUN WITH. 193 00:11:49,865 --> 00:11:53,823 AND THIS BRILLIANT LOVE ADVICE COMES FROM SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO PLAY GAMES WITH MEN, 194 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:57,198 ALWAYS IN CONTROL, THAT WAY SHE NEVER HAS TO GET TOO CLOSE. 195 00:11:58,281 --> 00:11:59,907 NICE MANNERS, BY THE WAY. 196 00:12:04,239 --> 00:12:07,907 WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GUY...JANE? JANE? 197 00:12:07,907 --> 00:12:09,531 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 198 00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:14,198 NOTHIN'. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 199 00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:18,531 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROUGHT THAT BITCH TO OUR BAR. 200 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,573 THIS IS OUR BAR! 201 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,531 FORGET HER, SHE'S A SKEEZE. 202 00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:24,073 BUT IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME? 203 00:12:24,073 --> 00:12:26,448 OF COURSE NOT, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 204 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:29,448 OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING BITCH! 205 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,032 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GRABBED HIS ASS. 206 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,573 BUT HE COMES RIGHT INTO MY FACE AND HE STARTS TELLING ME ALL THIS STUPID STUFF, 207 00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:39,406 ABOUT HOW I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL SO I "NEVER GET TOO CLOSE." 208 00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:40,948 CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM? 209 00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:42,198 OH, NO. 210 00:12:42,198 --> 00:12:44,032 NOTHING, I JUST... WHAT? 211 00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:46,198 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE, THAT'S ALL. 212 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,781 ACT LIKE WHAT? 213 00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:49,198 THEY'RE FAKE. 214 00:12:49,198 --> 00:12:51,907 ALL BAH-JIGGITY ABOUT SOME GUY. 215 00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:53,740 -YOU'RE CALLING ME "BAH-JIGGITY?" -YEAH. 216 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,990 -I'M REALLY SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARE. -THAT'S COOL. 217 00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,323 THAT'S WHY I GOT 'EM. 218 00:12:58,323 --> 00:12:59,448 I'M NOT BAH-JIGGITY. 219 00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,907 YOU ARE SO BAH-JIGGITY. 220 00:13:00,907 --> 00:13:02,823 THEY LOOK REAL. 221 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,907 OH, THANK YOU. YOU CAN TOUCH IT IF YOU WANT TO. 222 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,281 NO, NO, NO, NO. 223 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:07,781 TOUCH IT. SHE LIKES IT. 224 00:13:07,781 --> 00:13:10,615 IT'S FINE. GO AHEAD. FEELS REAL, HUH? 225 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,698 IF I'M BAH-JIGGITY ABOUT THIS GUY PETER, 226 00:13:12,698 --> 00:13:14,781 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE TELLING ME I AM. 227 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:15,865 OH, MY GOD. 228 00:13:15,865 --> 00:13:17,239 WHAT? 229 00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:18,281 YOU'VE NAMED THE PUPPY. 230 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,531 I DID NOT. 231 00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:20,615 YOU JUST CALLED HIM PETER. 232 00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,073 I DID? 233 00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,698 SHELLY, YOU'VE GOT TO COME OVER AND FEEL THESE THINGS. 234 00:13:24,698 --> 00:13:26,364 -I'M PSYCHIC AND I JUST KNEW THAT HIS NAME WAS PETER. 235 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,907 DO YOU MIND IF I... 236 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,948 KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. 237 00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:32,948 SO SOFT. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! 238 00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:34,114 OH, FUCK! 239 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,198 WOW. I AM SO GETTING A PAIR. 240 00:13:37,198 --> 00:13:40,573 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THAT'S WHY CHICKS ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER. 241 00:13:40,573 --> 00:13:44,823 CHRIS, IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU LIKE THIS GUY. WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A PUSSY ABOUT IT? 242 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:48,156 WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT? IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 243 00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:50,448 THERE'S PLENTY OF GUYS OUT THERE. 244 00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:52,323 MMM-HMM. 245 00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:53,698 SEE YA LATER. 246 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:58,948 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 247 00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:04,781 HI. HI. 248 00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,531 HUH? HEY, PETER. 249 00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:14,490 ERIC, HEY. 250 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,323 BE RIGHT THERE, CHRISTINA. 251 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,531 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. I MEAN, IT'S... 252 00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:22,990 I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO. I SPILLED YOUR DRINK. CAN I PLEASE BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE? 253 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:26,239 OKAY. LISTEN, UH, I WANNA APOLOGIZE NOW. 254 00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:28,948 I...SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IMPOLITE TO YOUR FRIEND. 255 00:14:28,948 --> 00:14:32,032 AND IF I WAS, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE. IT'S JUST MY BROTHER IS WAITING FOR ME. 256 00:14:32,032 --> 00:14:36,198 I GOT NERVOUS. I DON'T KNOW. BUT I...NOT THAT... 257 00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:38,239 I MEAN, OTHERWISE I'D BE ALL OVER YOUR FRIEND. 258 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,531 I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE. I WAS RUDE. 259 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:43,781 SO, I APOLOGIZE. 260 00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,531 NO, NO, NO. I UNDERSTAND. 261 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,573 NO, YOU WERE PROTECTING YOUR FRIEND. ANYBODY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. 262 00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:48,740 I THOUGHT THAT WAS SWEET. 263 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,573 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 264 00:14:55,948 --> 00:14:57,114 SO ARE WE GOOD NOW? 265 00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:58,865 GOOD. YEAH. 266 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,406 WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO MY FRIENDS. 267 00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:02,531 OKAY. 268 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:05,740 UM, THANKS FOR THE DRINK. 269 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:06,823 CHEERS. 270 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,907 CHEERS. 271 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,448 YOU TOO. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 272 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,573 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TAKE THIS? I JUST TOTALLY STRUCK OUT WITH THIS GUY. 273 00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:27,364 ONE MORE THING. SHOULD I BE UPSET MY EX-GIRLFRIEND HAS HER TONGUE DOWN THAT GUY'S THROAT? 274 00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:32,740 OH, MY GOD! JANE! 275 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,323 I GUESS I BLEW MY CHANCE. 276 00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,698 YEAH, THAT COULD'VE BEEN YOU. 277 00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:38,281 YEAH, IF I WEREN'T SUCH A DICK. 278 00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:40,573 WAS I REALLY A DICK? 279 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,990 YEAH, YEAH. 280 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:44,698 WOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD START OVER AGAIN. 281 00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:47,448 WHY DON'T I WALK BY, YOU GRAB ME LIKE YOU DID BEFORE. 282 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,448 YOU TOTALLY GRABBED ME. I DIDN'T GRAB YOU. 283 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,573 -I DID NOT. I PINCHED YOU. -YOU GRABBED ME ON THE ASS. 284 00:15:51,573 --> 00:15:53,198 YOU GRABBED... 285 00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,490 I DON'T GRAB. 286 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:57,823 PETE! PETE! DUDE! 287 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,114 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 288 00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:02,198 DUDE, WHERE YOU BEEN? EVERYBODY'S WAITING. 289 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,990 AFTER-HOURS PARTY BACK AT THE HOTEL. THESE TWO PIGS ARE GOOD TO GO. 290 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:09,490 DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE THE FREDDIE MERCURY SUITE? 291 00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:11,907 HEY! 292 00:16:11,907 --> 00:16:13,114 SHE PUKED ON HIM! 293 00:16:13,114 --> 00:16:17,114 AGAIN! GOD, SHE'S LIKE A HOSE. GO HELP HER, PLEASE. 294 00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:21,698 OR NOT. ALL RIGHT, SHE'S OUT. SO, WE'RE ONE SHORT. WHO'S THIS CHICK? 295 00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:23,114 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 296 00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:24,156 OH, SHE IS HOT. BRING HER. 297 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,406 WHAT? 298 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:28,114 FUCK ME! DON'T SAY NO. 299 00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:31,156 YOU HAVE SO MUCH... OW! YOU'VE GOTTA SAY YES. LET ME TELL YOU WHY. 300 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,573 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND ANYONE BETTER THAN MY BROTHER. HE IS THE GREATEST. 301 00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:35,907 OKAY. OKAY. 302 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,573 AND I AM SURE... THAT HURTS ME. 303 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:40,032 NOW, JUST, JUST LOOK AT HIM. CHICKS FREAK ON THIS GUY. 304 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,615 HE IS...COME ON NOW. HE IS THE SHIT. 305 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:45,448 -AND THAT'S WHY HE'S IN MY WEDDING ON SATURDAY. -ROG. ROG, NO. 306 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:48,364 -YES. JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT. -NO. 307 00:16:48,364 --> 00:16:49,531 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... 308 00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:50,990 BYE. 309 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,198 WHOA! SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. 310 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:56,907 HEY, LISTEN, LADIES. BIG PARTY, FOUR SEASONS, ROOM 402. YOU'RE INVITED. 311 00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,073 AND YOU'RE INVIITED. 312 00:16:58,073 --> 00:16:59,740 COME ON, YOU'RE OUT. 313 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:00,823 I'M LEAVING. ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 314 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:01,865 THAT'S MY BROTHER. 315 00:17:01,865 --> 00:17:03,323 OH, HE'S SPECIAL. 316 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,281 CAREFUL. THAT'S PUKE. IT'S PUKE. DON'T TOUCH ME. 317 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:08,698 WOW. SO, WHEN'S THE WEDDING? 318 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:11,364 UH, SATURDAY AFTERNOON UP IN SOMERSET. 319 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,615 THAT'S WHERE WE LIVE. 320 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,073 THAT'S NICE. 321 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:17,281 PETER, IT'S LOOKING LIKE NOW. OKAY, OKAY. 322 00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,406 YOU'RE PINCHING MY ARM SKIN. 323 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,698 OKAY, I'D BETTER GO. 324 00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:23,573 FOR REAL THIS TIME. 325 00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,698 WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 326 00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,198 IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. I HAD A GREAT TIME 327 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:29,364 YEAH? ME TOO. 328 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,865 -YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY COME BY THE PARTY IF YOU WANT TO. -REALLY? 329 00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:34,156 DEFINITELY. IF YOU WANT TO. 330 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,907 OKAY, I'LL ASK MY FRIENDS. MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY. 331 00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:39,239 I REALLY HOPE I SEE YOU. BUT IN CASE I DON'T SEE YOU, HAVE A NICE LIFE. 332 00:17:41,073 --> 00:17:42,073 YOU TOO. 333 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:56,156 HEY CHRIST, IT'S COURT. SO I'M AT THE PARTY WITH LEATHER COAT GUY, 334 00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,740 AND I WAS JUST CHECKING IN TO SEE IF YOU WERE LISTENING TO YOUR MESSAGES. 335 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,990 'CAUSE IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO YOUR MESSAGES, 336 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:04,073 THAT MEANS YOU WERE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO HOOK UO WITH PETER, 337 00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:06,239 WHICH THEREFORE MEANS YOU ARE A LOSER. 338 00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:09,073 YOU ARE A LOSER. A... 339 00:18:09,073 --> 00:18:11,406 THANKS, COURT. 340 00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:14,281 ♪ I'M A BIG LOSER. 341 00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:16,406 ♪ WHAT'S UP YOU BITCHES AND HO AND LOSERS, 342 00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:17,865 ♪ LOSERS ARE... ♪ 343 00:18:24,823 --> 00:18:26,615 TOO LATE NOW. 344 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:37,907 HE WAS KIND OF CUTE. 345 00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,156 FUNNY. 346 00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:48,573 REALLY FUNNY. 347 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,114 CUTE BOY. 348 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,531 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THAT. 349 00:19:19,531 --> 00:19:23,323 IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO DO THAT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 350 00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:25,865 -OF COURSE. GO RIGHT AHEAD. -THANK YOU. 351 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,448 DON'T WORRY ABOUT RETURNING THE FAVOR. MEN DON'T REALLY LIKE ORAL SEX. 352 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:30,281 YEAH, RIGHT. 353 00:19:30,281 --> 00:19:31,948 I'M SERIOUS! 354 00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:34,323 IT'S JUST A BAD RUMOR THAT WAS STARTED SOMETIME IN THE 's. 355 00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:37,698 I HAD NO IDEA. I NEED TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS. 356 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:41,698 PLEASE, DO. SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS. 357 00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:50,448 OH, GOD. I'M SO GLAD I CAME BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM. 358 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,656 GOD. 359 00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:52,698 ME TOO. 360 00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:55,865 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN. 361 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,448 ROOM SERVICE. 362 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:02,531 OH, RIGHT ON TIME. 363 00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:03,781 ICE CREAM! 364 00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:06,781 ONLY THE BEST FOR OUR VIPs. 365 00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:09,364 I HAD THEM REMOVE ALL THE CALORIES FOR YOU. 366 00:20:09,364 --> 00:20:13,198 OH, YOU ARE GOOD. 367 00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:15,531 ALL RIGHT! 368 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:18,865 I KNOW I SAID I WANTED TO DO IT TO YOU EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, BUT I REALLY CAN'T WAIT. 369 00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,907 CAN I DO IT AGAIN NOW? 370 00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:23,573 OKAY. 371 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:26,823 WOW. 372 00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:13,740 SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, PLEASE, FOR, UM, FOUR SEASONS HOTEL. THANKS. 373 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,114 THANK YOU. 374 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:18,907 GREAT DREAM. 375 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,281 YES, HI. 376 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,531 UM, DO YOU HAVE A FREDDIE MERCURY SUITE? 377 00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:30,281 OH, GOOD. CAN I HAVE IT? THANKS. 378 00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:35,281 REALLY? ALREADY? 379 00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:39,323 OKAY, HAVE A GREAT DAY. THANKS. BYE. 380 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:45,656 WELL, WHAT AM I EVEN CALLING FOR? 381 00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:53,281 HELLO? 382 00:21:53,281 --> 00:21:55,948 HEY, COURT. YEAH. 383 00:22:11,823 --> 00:22:15,781 HEY. HEY. STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, ALL RIGHT? 384 00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:17,073 WHERE YOU BEEN? 385 00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:18,823 SORRY I'M LATE, YOU GUYS. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 386 00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:19,907 YOU READY? 387 00:22:19,907 --> 00:22:21,656 I'M STARVING. 388 00:22:21,656 --> 00:22:24,448 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA MEET YOU GUYS IN THERE. 389 00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:27,823 -I HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING OFF AT THE DRY CLEANERS. -CAN IT WAIT? PLEASE? 390 00:22:27,823 --> 00:22:30,073 I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. 391 00:22:30,073 --> 00:22:32,490 ISN'T THAT COURTNEY'S DRESS THAT YOU BORROWED LAST NIGHT? 392 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,823 YEAH. 393 00:22:33,823 --> 00:22:35,073 WHY ARE YOU BRINGING IT IN? 394 00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:38,364 -DID...DID YOU GET SOMETHING ON IT? -YEAH? 395 00:22:38,364 --> 00:22:41,156 NO. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND... 396 00:22:43,114 --> 00:22:44,490 I'M REALLY SORRY. 397 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,740 YOU SLUT! 398 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,948 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 399 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,698 GUILTY! YEAH 400 00:22:48,698 --> 00:22:51,364 I WILL TAKE IT TO THE DRY CLEANERS. AND IT WILL BE GONE. 401 00:22:51,364 --> 00:22:52,364 THAT'S A LOT. 402 00:22:52,364 --> 00:22:53,406 HE WAS HOLDIN' A LOT. 403 00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:01,823 I'M SCARED ENOUGH TO GO IN THERE. WHAT AM I GONNA SAY? 404 00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:04,490 "MR. MARTIN, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY JIZZ?" 405 00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:09,490 YOU KNOW WHAT? 406 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:11,781 YOU GUYS...SUCK. 407 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:12,823 NO, OBVIOUSLY, YOU SUCK. 408 00:23:12,823 --> 00:23:13,823 YOU. 409 00:23:13,823 --> 00:23:15,364 YOU SUCK. 410 00:23:15,364 --> 00:23:16,573 REALLY, WOW. I'M PROUD. 411 00:23:18,239 --> 00:23:21,948 NO SPANKY WANKY! 412 00:23:21,948 --> 00:23:23,698 NO SPANKY WANKY. 413 00:23:47,073 --> 00:23:50,114 HI, JANE. HI, MR. MARTIN. 414 00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:51,656 HOW'S YOUR MOTHER? 415 00:23:51,656 --> 00:23:53,990 GREAT. OH, GOD, SHE'S GOOD. EVERYONE'S GOOD. THANK YOU. 416 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,823 YOUR GRANDMOTHER? 417 00:23:55,823 --> 00:23:57,406 EVERYONE'S GREAT. 418 00:23:57,406 --> 00:24:00,907 THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME TODAY? 419 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,573 OH, JUST A DRESS, BUT I'LL BE BACK FOR IT IN A FEW DAYS. SO NO HURRY. 420 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:05,740 ANY STAINS? 421 00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,573 NO. 422 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:08,615 WHAT'S THIS? 423 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,865 WHAT? 424 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,948 THIS. COME HERE. 425 00:24:11,948 --> 00:24:14,032 A STAIN? 426 00:24:14,032 --> 00:24:16,490 THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH ONE. 427 00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:23,865 OH, WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I MUST'VE SPILLED SOME SODA ON ME LAST NIGHT. 428 00:24:23,865 --> 00:24:28,490 NO, NO, THIS IS NOT SODA. THINK, JANE. THINK! 429 00:24:28,490 --> 00:24:32,865 IF I KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO REMOVE. 430 00:24:32,865 --> 00:24:34,948 HUH? 431 00:24:34,948 --> 00:24:39,073 AH, THE FIELD TRIP. COME IN, CHILDREN. COME IN. 432 00:24:39,073 --> 00:24:42,615 COME IN. YES, YES, COME IN. 433 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,531 -GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. FRANKLIN. -HI, MR. MARTIN. 434 00:24:45,531 --> 00:24:48,490 OKAY, NOW ON TODAY'S FIELD TRIP, 435 00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:51,323 WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT CLEANLINESS. 436 00:24:53,907 --> 00:24:56,198 JANE? 437 00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:58,364 JANE BURNS! HEY. 438 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:00,990 OH, SWEETHEART, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE I TAUGHT YOU 439 00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,865 IN THIRD GRADE! 440 00:25:06,656 --> 00:25:11,823 -TOP OF THE MORNING, MR. MARTIN. -HELLO, FATHER FLYNN. 441 00:25:13,198 --> 00:25:15,198 AS I LIVE AND BREATHE, ISN'T IT? 442 00:25:15,198 --> 00:25:18,032 IT IS LITTLE MARY JANE BURNS! 443 00:25:18,032 --> 00:25:21,990 WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I'M HAVING SUPPER WITH YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT. 444 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:25,490 QUITE A STAIN YOU GOT THERE, LITTLE JANIE. 445 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,156 SO, HOW WAS IT? WAS IT FUN? 446 00:25:27,156 --> 00:25:31,281 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS. 447 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:35,156 APPARENTLY, ONE OF THE GUYS WHO WAS AT THE PARTY, LIKE, FLIPPED OUT. 448 00:25:35,156 --> 00:25:39,032 WAS OUT ON THE BALCONY AND HE WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, 449 00:25:39,032 --> 00:25:45,323 "CHRISTINA! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LITTLE CHRISTINA?" 450 00:25:45,323 --> 00:25:48,698 AND THEN HE JUMPS OFF THE BALCONY AND HE DIES BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY. 451 00:25:48,698 --> 00:25:50,907 I DON'T KNOW. WHY DIDN'T YOU GO? 452 00:25:50,907 --> 00:25:54,364 I WAS GOING TO. I WAS. I WAS GOING TO AND THEN I WASN'T. 453 00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:57,865 -THEN I DON'T KNOW. I CALLED HIM AT THE HOTEL THIS MORNING. -WAIT. HOLD ON. 454 00:25:57,865 --> 00:26:00,865 REWIND FOR ONE SECOND. YOU CALLED HIM AT THE HOTEL? 455 00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:03,531 WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? 456 00:26:03,531 --> 00:26:04,740 NOTHING. HE SAID NOTHING. 457 00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,490 OKAY? NOTHING. 458 00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:08,239 WHY? HE CHECKED OUT ALREADY. 459 00:26:08,239 --> 00:26:11,781 OKAY, LET'S JUST SUM THIS UP REAL QUICKLY. 460 00:26:11,781 --> 00:26:13,865 IN THE BATHROOM WE HATE HIM, 461 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,781 YET WE CALL HIM BY NAME. 462 00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,156 THEN WE THROW BEER ON HIM. 463 00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:21,740 -THEN WE LAUGH AND WE FLIRT AND WE DANCED WITH HIM. -IT WASN'T BEER. 464 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:23,907 THEN WE CASUALLY CALL HIM AT THE HOTEL. 465 00:26:23,907 --> 00:26:27,364 -THEN WE OBSESS ABOUT THE CASUAL CALL. -OBSESS? 466 00:26:27,364 --> 00:26:30,531 -I'M NOT OBSESSING. I'M NOT OBSESSING. -I'M JUST WONDERING. 467 00:26:30,531 --> 00:26:33,364 COULD ALL THIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOR POSSIBLY BE 468 00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:34,740 BECAUSE THIS GUY DID GET UNDER YOUR SKIN? 469 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:36,364 THAT YOU MIGHT REALLY LIKE HIM? NO! 470 00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:37,490 NO! 471 00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:38,907 YOU REGRET NOT GOING TO THIS PARTY 472 00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:40,948 BECAUSE NOW YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED? 473 00:26:40,948 --> 00:26:43,406 NO, OKAY? I DON'T REGRET IT. 474 00:26:43,406 --> 00:26:47,907 AND IF I HAD ANY REGRETS, IT WOULD BE THIS CONVERSATION, RIGHT NOW, HAVING IT WITH YOU. 475 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,364 CAN WE JUST DROP IT? 476 00:26:49,364 --> 00:26:50,490 OKAY, I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. 477 00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:52,531 I WON'T MENTION IT AGAIN. 478 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:59,615 YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I DID REGRET NOT GOING TO THE PARTY, 479 00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:02,198 IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW. 480 00:27:02,198 --> 00:27:06,615 SO, I MEAN, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO... LET THESE THINGS GO, RIGHT? 481 00:27:06,615 --> 00:27:07,740 EXACTLY. 482 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:09,156 ALTHOUGH, 483 00:27:09,156 --> 00:27:12,073 IF THERE WAS REGRET, YOU KNOW, 484 00:27:12,073 --> 00:27:17,781 I SUPPOSE THERE'S ALWAYS JUST SOMETHING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 485 00:27:17,781 --> 00:27:21,073 LIKE YOU COULD SHOW UP AT HIS BROTHER'S WEDDING, 'CAUSE IT IS HIS BROTHER. 486 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:24,281 THAT'S ONLY IF YOU REGRETTED IT, WHICH I DON'T REGRET IT. 487 00:27:24,281 --> 00:27:26,364 REALLY. I JUST DON'T REGRET IT. 488 00:27:26,364 --> 00:27:29,656 REGRETTING IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME. IT REALLY IS. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. 489 00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:32,448 HONEY, CAN YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU REGRET NOT GOING TO THIS PARTY? 490 00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:35,114 OKAY, FINE. I REGRET NOT GOING TO THE PARTY. 491 00:27:35,114 --> 00:27:37,490 I KNOW. I'M LETTING IT GO. I'M OVER IT. I'M OVER IT. 492 00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:41,740 HI, HONEY. HOW'D IT GO? 493 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:42,781 FINE. NO PROBLEM. 494 00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:43,740 GOOD. 495 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:46,698 SO, DID WE HAVE FUN LAST NIGHT? 496 00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:51,406 YES, I DID. IT WAS GREAT. YOU GUYS WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 497 00:27:51,406 --> 00:27:53,323 A TRANSITION GUY IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED. 498 00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:56,490 GOOD! SO HOW WAS HE? WAS HE GOOD? 499 00:27:56,490 --> 00:28:00,073 HE WAS VERY SWEET AND COMPLIMENTARY. 500 00:28:00,073 --> 00:28:02,032 AND VERY INTO PLEASING ME FIRST. 501 00:28:02,032 --> 00:28:04,990 SO, HOW WAS GIRTH? 502 00:28:04,990 --> 00:28:06,948 AVERAGE-ISH. 503 00:28:06,948 --> 00:28:11,198 AVERAGE-ISH. THAT'S GOOD. SO, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 504 00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:12,781 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 505 00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:15,406 WHAT DO WE ALWAYS TELL THEM, NO MATTER WHAT? 506 00:28:15,406 --> 00:28:16,490 OH. 507 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,865 OH, MY GOD! 508 00:28:21,865 --> 00:28:24,948 YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG! 509 00:28:24,948 --> 00:28:27,198 GOOD GIRL! 510 00:28:27,198 --> 00:28:29,865 YOUR PENIS IS SO THICK! 511 00:28:31,615 --> 00:28:34,865 OH! YOUR PENIS IS JUST SO PRETTY! 512 00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:40,656 YOU GOT A HANDSOME DICK! 513 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,740 YOUR PENIS! IT'S SO... 514 00:28:45,907 --> 00:28:47,490 ...HARD! 515 00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:51,323 YOUR PENIS IS JUST SO LARGE! 516 00:28:51,323 --> 00:28:55,406 MY BODY IS A MOVIE... 517 00:28:55,406 --> 00:28:59,073 ...AND YOUR PENIS IS THE STAR! 518 00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:02,448 OH! OH! OH! 519 00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:06,114 YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 520 00:29:06,114 --> 00:29:09,032 TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE. OW! 521 00:29:09,032 --> 00:29:12,239 TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE! OH! OH! OH! 522 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,948 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 523 00:29:20,948 --> 00:29:22,948 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 524 00:29:22,948 --> 00:29:25,239 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE ♪ 525 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,406 OH, MY GOD. 526 00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:30,531 OH, MY GOD, IT'S FAME. 527 00:29:30,531 --> 00:29:32,740 WE'RE IN FAME, RIGHT NOW. 528 00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:46,114 ♪ WHAT A LOVELY RIDE 529 00:29:46,114 --> 00:29:47,740 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS A THRILL 530 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:49,990 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS A CADILLAC 531 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:51,740 ♪ A GIANT COUPE DE VILLE 532 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,781 ♪ YOUR PENIS PACKS A WALLOP 533 00:29:53,781 --> 00:29:55,615 ♪ YOUR PENIS BRINGS A LOAD 534 00:29:55,615 --> 00:29:57,990 ♪ AND WHEN IT MAKES DELIVERIES 535 00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,364 ♪ IT NEEDS ITS OWN ZIP CODE 536 00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:03,448 ♪ NINE DOUBLE-ZERO PENIS 537 00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:05,448 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 538 00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:07,865 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 539 00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:09,656 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 540 00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:14,114 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO STRONG 541 00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:16,323 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO SMOOTH 542 00:30:16,323 --> 00:30:20,156 ♪ YOUR PENIS HAS GOT RHYTHM YOUR PENIS MAKES ME GROOVE 543 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:22,490 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS A DREAM 544 00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:24,323 ♪ THE BIGGEST ONE I'VE SEEN 545 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,656 ♪ IT'S OOZY AND IT'S GREEN ♪ 546 00:30:26,656 --> 00:30:28,156 EW. 547 00:30:28,156 --> 00:30:29,823 SORRY. 548 00:30:29,823 --> 00:30:32,239 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 549 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:34,490 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 550 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:36,448 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 551 00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:40,406 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 552 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,364 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 553 00:30:42,364 --> 00:30:44,448 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 554 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:48,490 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG 555 00:30:48,490 --> 00:30:50,781 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO THICK 556 00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:52,698 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO PRETTY 557 00:30:52,698 --> 00:30:54,531 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A LICK 558 00:30:54,531 --> 00:30:56,490 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO HARD 559 00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,990 ♪ YOUR PENIS IS SO LARGE 560 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,865 ♪ MY BODY IS A MOVIE 561 00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:03,156 ♪ AND YOUR PENIS IS THE STAR 562 00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:05,990 ♪ STARRING YOUR PENIS 563 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,698 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 564 00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:10,781 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 565 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,740 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 566 00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:16,948 ♪ YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 567 00:31:16,948 --> 00:31:18,907 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE 568 00:31:18,907 --> 00:31:20,907 ♪ TOO BIG TO FIT IN HERE ♪ 569 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:52,990 COME ON! 570 00:31:52,990 --> 00:31:54,448 HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT? 571 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:55,656 WE'VE GOT LIKE THREE HOURS BEFORE THE REHEARSAL. 572 00:31:55,656 --> 00:31:58,448 HIT THE BALL. 573 00:31:58,448 --> 00:32:00,032 FORE! OH, GOOD SHOT. 574 00:32:00,032 --> 00:32:04,656 I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT CLUB UP YOUR ASS, YOU DICK LICKER! 575 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,156 WHAT, ARE YOU UP BY LIKE TWO NOW? 576 00:32:06,156 --> 00:32:08,573 I GUESS. 577 00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:10,323 WELL, LISTEN. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. 578 00:32:10,323 --> 00:32:12,156 TO THE MARRIAGE. TO THE MARRIAGE. 579 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:13,531 TO...TO THE BRIDE. 580 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,114 TO THE BRIDE. 581 00:32:15,114 --> 00:32:16,573 YEAH. 582 00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:18,239 TO 50 YEARS WITH THE SAME WOMAN. 583 00:32:19,865 --> 00:32:21,406 THAT'S REALLY DEPRESSING. 584 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:23,990 SORRY. 585 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:27,073 SAGGY TITS. 586 00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:28,781 BE ABLE TO USE THEM AS A BELT BY THEN. 587 00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:34,448 -OR JUST TUCK 'EM IN HER SOCKS, YOU KNOW. -OKAY! 588 00:32:34,448 --> 00:32:38,323 GOD, THIS MARRIAGE IS SUCH A BIG LEAP, YOU KNOW. 589 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:39,531 IT'S REALLY INTENSE, PETE. 590 00:32:39,531 --> 00:32:41,073 BUT IF IT'S THE RIGHT WOMAN... 591 00:32:41,073 --> 00:32:43,823 YEAH, I GUESS. 592 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:48,323 GET UP A LITTLE. YES. FORE! 593 00:32:48,323 --> 00:32:52,448 YOU MOTHERFUCKER! STOP BOTHERING ME! 594 00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:54,656 YOU'RE DRIVING RIGHT INTO 'EM. 595 00:32:54,656 --> 00:32:57,781 HEY, WHAT ABOUT JOHN? I HEAR HE'S STILL AWOL FROM THAT BACHELOR PARTY. 596 00:32:57,781 --> 00:33:00,114 HE SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT. HE'S MISSING AN EYEBROW 597 00:33:00,114 --> 00:33:02,198 AND HE'S GOT A TATTOO ON HIS ASS THAT SAYS "BITCH." 598 00:33:02,198 --> 00:33:05,781 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! 599 00:33:05,781 --> 00:33:09,281 VERY GOOD. OH, HEY, SPEAKING OF BITCHES. 600 00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:13,823 WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU THAT NIGHT AT THE CLUB WITH THAT HOTTIE? 601 00:33:13,823 --> 00:33:15,781 I MEAN, JESUS! NOTHIN'. 602 00:33:15,781 --> 00:33:18,323 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 603 00:33:18,323 --> 00:33:20,823 -I THINK YOU LIKED HER A LITTLE BIT. -NO, I DIDN'T. 604 00:33:20,823 --> 00:33:23,364 -YEAH, YOU DID. DON'T LIE TO ME. -HEY, HEY, HEY. 605 00:33:23,364 --> 00:33:26,364 DON'T LIE... DON'T LIE TO DARTH, LUKE. 606 00:33:32,323 --> 00:33:33,865 I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES, YOU LIKED HER. 607 00:33:37,573 --> 00:33:40,323 NOTHIN' I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW. 608 00:33:40,323 --> 00:33:43,740 SHOULD HAVE POKED HER IN THE WHISKERS WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. 609 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:46,156 WHAT'S THAT, GRAMPS? 610 00:33:46,156 --> 00:33:48,781 I MET THIS HOT YOUNG DISH 611 00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:52,990 AT THE WORLD'S FAIR BACK IN 1940. 612 00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:57,531 EVERY MOMENT WITH HER WAS LIKE A SLICE OF HEAVEN. 613 00:33:57,531 --> 00:33:59,823 I BET YOU REALLY MISS GRANDMA, HUH? 614 00:34:00,698 --> 00:34:03,073 AH, FUCK GRANDMA. 615 00:34:03,073 --> 00:34:04,656 HUH? 616 00:34:04,656 --> 00:34:05,865 IT'S PEARL I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 617 00:34:05,865 --> 00:34:08,406 SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 618 00:34:08,406 --> 00:34:11,865 DON'T EVER LET THESE MOMENTS PASS YOU BY. 619 00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:18,364 FUCKIN' GRANDMA! 620 00:34:18,364 --> 00:34:20,364 WOULD YOU BE NICE? 621 00:34:21,364 --> 00:34:23,865 COME ON, SEVEN-SIX. 622 00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:31,073 FORE! 623 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:38,990 ♪ THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AGAIN 624 00:34:38,990 --> 00:34:42,907 ♪ SHE TOOK ME BY SURPRISE 625 00:34:42,907 --> 00:34:46,448 ♪ SHE'S SO SENSITIVE 626 00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:49,573 ♪ SHOULD JUST HAPPEN SOMETIMES ♪ 627 00:34:49,573 --> 00:34:51,156 YOU SUCK! 628 00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,156 DAMN IT. 629 00:34:53,156 --> 00:34:54,740 BUT YOU SMELL SO MINTY FRESH NOW. 630 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,990 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 631 00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:58,656 I NEED TO BORROW YOUR BLACK GUCCI BAG. 632 00:34:58,656 --> 00:34:59,781 GOD... 633 00:34:59,781 --> 00:35:01,823 HERE. 634 00:35:01,823 --> 00:35:03,781 IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. OKAY, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN THE LIVING ROOM. 635 00:35:03,781 --> 00:35:05,907 -AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE LOOKING FOR IT, SO LET'S GO. -NO. 636 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:09,073 WILL YOU HELP ME FIND IT, PLEASE? COME ON, PLEASE? 637 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:14,114 WELL, SINCE I'M UP NOW AND YOU DECIDED TO TORTURE ME, I'LL GO AND GET IT! 638 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:19,156 OH, I'M SORRY. OH, MY GOD. EXCUSE ME. 639 00:35:19,156 --> 00:35:23,323 UM, COULD YOU GUYS TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS? IT'S BEHIND YOU. 640 00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:25,990 OVER HERE? OOPS. 641 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:30,114 UH... 642 00:35:30,114 --> 00:35:31,114 WELL, THANKS. 643 00:35:31,114 --> 00:35:33,073 OH, MY. 644 00:35:33,073 --> 00:35:34,781 OH MY COCK. 645 00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:38,615 OH, MY COCK. OH, MY COCK. OH, MY COCK. 646 00:35:43,198 --> 00:35:45,907 DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVIL? 647 00:35:45,907 --> 00:35:49,406 OH! 648 00:35:49,406 --> 00:35:52,573 JANIE. HE IS SO CUTE. 649 00:35:52,573 --> 00:35:55,615 SO STUPID. 650 00:35:55,615 --> 00:35:59,156 OH, BABE. CAN I GET THAT PURSE NOW, PLEASE? 651 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:02,281 YES, YOU CAN GET THE PURSE. OKAY. NO, NOW. 652 00:36:02,281 --> 00:36:03,656 HERE'S THE PURSE. 653 00:36:03,656 --> 00:36:05,865 AH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 654 00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:11,656 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 655 00:36:11,656 --> 00:36:13,990 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO A WEDDING. 656 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:15,364 WHAT WEDDING? WHO'S GETTING MARRIED? 657 00:36:15,364 --> 00:36:18,615 WE ARE GOING TO PETER'S BROTHER'S WEDDING. 658 00:36:18,615 --> 00:36:20,990 PETER? NOW LISTEN. 659 00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:23,531 THIS SOMERSET PLACE WHERE THEY LIVE IS LIKE SOME SMALL FREAK-ASS TOWN 660 00:36:23,531 --> 00:36:27,698 ABOUT THREE HOURS NORTH, SO WE HAVE TO GET ON THE ROAD IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT ON TIME. 661 00:36:27,698 --> 00:36:29,490 WHAT? PETER... 662 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:33,032 PETER? I'M NOT GOING TO PETER'S BROTHER'S WEDDING. 663 00:36:33,032 --> 00:36:35,781 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO. 664 00:36:35,781 --> 00:36:37,114 SO I WENT AND, YOU KNOW... 665 00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:38,615 COURTNEY. 666 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,740 I WAS JOKING. 667 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,198 OH, NO, YOU WEREN'T. 668 00:36:41,198 --> 00:36:44,573 UH, YES, I WAS. 669 00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:48,364 50% OF WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY'RE JOKING IS TRUE. 670 00:36:48,364 --> 00:36:52,364 WHICH MEANS THAT YOU DO WANNA GO TO THIS WEDDING, BUT YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT IT. 671 00:36:52,364 --> 00:36:56,364 SO BY MAKING SOME SORT OF JOKE ABOUT IT, YOU GET TO SAY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT 672 00:36:56,364 --> 00:36:58,239 WITHOUT BEING VULNERABLE. 673 00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,531 RIGHT? 674 00:36:59,531 --> 00:37:00,531 MAYBE. 675 00:37:00,531 --> 00:37:02,531 OKAY, GOOD. 676 00:37:02,531 --> 00:37:04,656 THE WEDDING STARTS AT 5:00. I REFUSE TO BE LATE. 677 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:07,239 I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. NOW. THANK YOU. 678 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:09,573 THAT WAS A NICE ONE. 679 00:37:09,573 --> 00:37:10,990 THANKS. 680 00:37:10,990 --> 00:37:14,531 ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN SLIPPING AND SLIDING 681 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:18,740 ♪ DUCKING AND DIVING THERE SHE GOES AGAIN 682 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,239 ♪ TRYING ALL THIS NEW STUFF TRYING TO BE FLY 683 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,823 ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN SLIPPING AND SLIDING ♪ 684 00:37:24,823 --> 00:37:26,073 WATCH THE ROAD, COURTNEY! 685 00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:27,406 I GOT IT. I AM WATCHING THE ROAD. 686 00:37:27,406 --> 00:37:30,406 THAT'S IT. ONCE WE GET OFF THE 140... 687 00:37:30,406 --> 00:37:32,323 UH-HUH. 688 00:37:32,323 --> 00:37:34,490 WE'LL TAKE THE 95, GET OFF ON THE SOMERSET EXIT. 689 00:37:34,490 --> 00:37:38,907 ALL RIGHT. THEN WE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND AND WE CAN FIND THE CHURCH NO PROBLEM. TA-DA! 690 00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:45,239 EW! WHAT IS THAT? 691 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:46,531 WHAT IS WHAT? 692 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:47,907 YOU DON'T SMELL THAT? 693 00:37:47,907 --> 00:37:50,573 -SMELL WHAT? I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. -OH! 694 00:37:50,573 --> 00:37:53,740 -YOU'RE USED TO IT. THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY SCARY. -I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. 695 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:57,406 IT SMELLS LIKE MOLDY ASS IS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE IN HERE. 696 00:37:57,406 --> 00:38:00,781 WAIT A MINUTE. COME TO THINK OF IT, I DID LEAVE SOME ASS IN THE BACK. 697 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,114 YOU DID. 698 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,781 ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I DID. IT MUST BE THE ASS. 699 00:38:04,781 --> 00:38:06,032 NO, NO... 700 00:38:06,032 --> 00:38:08,198 SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 701 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,364 I'M SORRY. 702 00:38:09,364 --> 00:38:10,406 YOU'RE GONNA KILL... 703 00:38:10,406 --> 00:38:13,156 OW! 704 00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:15,156 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 705 00:38:15,156 --> 00:38:17,448 WHAT IS ALL THIS... 706 00:38:17,448 --> 00:38:19,156 NO, NO, NO, STOP. COME ON, PLEASE. LOOK, LOOK. 707 00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:22,323 JUST...JUST DON'T BE THROWING OUT ANYTHING I MIGHT NEED, OKAY? 708 00:38:22,323 --> 00:38:26,990 WHERE IS IT COMING FROM, COURTNEY? WHERE? I CAN STILL SMELL IT. 709 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,448 MAYBE IT'S YOU. 710 00:38:28,448 --> 00:38:30,781 -SOMETHING CRAWL UP YOUR PUNANI? -HEY! 711 00:38:30,781 --> 00:38:34,990 LISTEN, I HAVE NEVER EVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS 712 00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:36,198 IN THE PUNANI ODOR DEPARTMENT. 713 00:38:36,198 --> 00:38:38,281 WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, NEITHER HAVE I. OKAY? 714 00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:41,865 HIGH FIVE ON THE CLEAN PUNANI. 715 00:38:41,865 --> 00:38:43,156 OH. EW. 716 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:44,323 WHAT? 717 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,615 EW, EW, EW. WHAT IS THIS? 718 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,990 WHAT IS WHAT? 719 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:49,656 WHAT IS THIS? 720 00:38:49,656 --> 00:38:52,156 OH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN IN HERE. 721 00:38:52,156 --> 00:38:54,865 WHAT IS IN HERE? 722 00:38:58,448 --> 00:38:59,781 NO! 723 00:38:59,781 --> 00:39:02,907 THAT IS NOT OKAY! IT ISN'T OKAY! 724 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:07,198 YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, NASTY PIG. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THERE WAS MAGGOTS ON THAT... 725 00:39:15,406 --> 00:39:18,198 EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT MAGGOT JUICE ALL OVER ME. THERE IT IS. 726 00:39:18,198 --> 00:39:19,823 OH, PLEASE. 727 00:39:20,698 --> 00:39:24,490 LADIES ROOM. 728 00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:25,907 SOMEONE'S IN HERE. 729 00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:27,114 Sorry! 730 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,448 IT MIGHT BE A WHILE. 731 00:39:28,448 --> 00:39:30,781 HOW LONG? 732 00:39:30,781 --> 00:39:34,531 LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY. I HAD LAMB CURRY LAST NIGHT, AND I'M SHITTING OUT A BUICK. 733 00:39:34,531 --> 00:39:37,364 EW. 734 00:39:37,364 --> 00:39:39,323 WAS IT ABSOLUTELY VITAL FOR HER TO TELL US THAT? 735 00:39:42,698 --> 00:39:45,531 HELLO? 736 00:39:45,531 --> 00:39:46,823 HELLO? HELLO? 737 00:39:46,823 --> 00:39:48,198 IS IT ALL CLEAR? 738 00:39:49,198 --> 00:39:52,531 OH, GOD! THIS IS DISGUSTING. 739 00:39:52,531 --> 00:39:55,531 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MAGGOTS ALL OVER ME. 740 00:39:55,531 --> 00:40:00,198 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE. 741 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:02,323 OH, STOP IT! 742 00:40:02,323 --> 00:40:04,198 I'M GONNA PEE IN MY PANTS. 743 00:40:05,281 --> 00:40:08,990 ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST USE THE URINAL. 744 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,156 YOU WANNA HEAR SOME POETRY? 745 00:40:11,156 --> 00:40:14,740 "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM BANDOO, WHO FELL ASLEEP IN A CANOE. 746 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,573 "HE DREAMED OF VENUS AND PLAYED WITH HIS PENIS 747 00:40:17,573 --> 00:40:21,281 "AND WOKE UP WITH A HANDFUL OF GOO." 748 00:40:21,281 --> 00:40:23,656 WAIT! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. DUDE, I GOTTA AIM. 749 00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:26,698 OH, GOD DARN IT. I THINK I PEED ON MYSELF. 750 00:40:26,698 --> 00:40:29,865 HMM. "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD"? 751 00:40:29,865 --> 00:40:31,490 GOD! 752 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:34,239 I'M FOLLOWING THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. 753 00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,907 FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. 754 00:40:35,907 --> 00:40:38,615 LA LA LA LA... OH! 755 00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:43,114 BUFFY! YOU LOOK LIKE MY OLD DOGGY BUFFY. 756 00:40:43,114 --> 00:40:47,448 -HELLO, GIRL. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN... -OH MY GOD, IT'S ON MY HANDS! 757 00:40:47,448 --> 00:40:50,781 THERE'S A GOOD GIRL. WHAT YOU GOT, LITTLE GIRL? COME ON. 758 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:54,156 WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH? 759 00:40:54,156 --> 00:40:55,781 DAMN IT! 760 00:40:55,781 --> 00:40:57,073 WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? 761 00:40:57,073 --> 00:40:59,364 -WHAT'S IN THERE? WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH? -CRAP! 762 00:40:59,364 --> 00:41:00,948 WHAT'S IN THERE? 763 00:41:00,948 --> 00:41:02,490 SURPRISE! 764 00:41:05,865 --> 00:41:08,239 OH, CHRISTINA! 765 00:41:15,114 --> 00:41:18,781 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A GLORY HOLE IS? 766 00:41:18,781 --> 00:41:21,281 WELL, UNLIKE MY WHORE FRIEND COURTNEY ROCKLIFFE, 767 00:41:21,281 --> 00:41:25,156 I DON'T USUALLY SPEND MUCH TIME IN MEN'S PUBLIC BATHROOMS, OKAY? 768 00:41:25,156 --> 00:41:29,698 THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 769 00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:33,364 I MEAN, I FLEW ACROSS THAT ROOM. 770 00:41:33,364 --> 00:41:35,323 AND YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE EYE. 771 00:41:35,323 --> 00:41:39,573 I'M GLAD YOU FIND IT SO FUCKING AMUSING, OKAY? I REALLY DO. 772 00:41:39,573 --> 00:41:42,032 -COULD YOU PLEASE HAVE SOME COMPASSION? -I DO. I DO. 773 00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:44,615 -BECAUSE I COULD GO BLIND, OKAY? -NO, YOU COULD NOT. 774 00:41:44,615 --> 00:41:46,573 YES, I COULD. OW. 775 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:48,490 ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK AT IT, OKAY? 776 00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:50,073 I MEAN, A PENIS IN MY EYE. 777 00:41:50,073 --> 00:41:51,823 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 778 00:41:51,823 --> 00:41:54,323 LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. SHH. 779 00:41:54,323 --> 00:41:56,907 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 780 00:41:56,907 --> 00:41:59,531 HOW IS IT? IS IT OKAY? YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 781 00:42:01,448 --> 00:42:02,823 BUT I THINK YOU'RE PREGNANT. 782 00:42:02,823 --> 00:42:09,114 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT ALREADY? ALL RIGHT. 783 00:42:09,114 --> 00:42:11,990 NOW I WANT YOU TO REDRESS THE MANNEQUINS AND CHECK THE SOCK INVENTORY. 784 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:15,364 COME ON, JANE. IT'S SATURDAY AND NOBODY'S HERE. AND MR. MOONEY... 785 00:42:15,364 --> 00:42:16,907 MR. MOONEY IS OFF SAILING WITH HIS BOY TOY, 786 00:42:16,907 --> 00:42:19,239 WHICH LEAVES ME IN CHARGE OF THE STORE, SO SHOO. 787 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,364 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET SOME. 788 00:42:28,531 --> 00:42:32,281 LA LA LA, LA LA LA... 789 00:42:32,281 --> 00:42:34,531 OOH, THERE'S MY DIRTY GIRL. 790 00:42:34,531 --> 00:42:37,865 NO! NO! NO! 791 00:42:37,865 --> 00:42:39,907 IT'S ME, BABY! IT'S ME! IT'S ME! 792 00:42:41,698 --> 00:42:43,364 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 793 00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:45,865 IT'S MY JOB. I WORK AT A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 794 00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:47,740 HI. OH, HI. 795 00:42:51,073 --> 00:42:52,907 YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 796 00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:55,948 I'M HORNY. 797 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:56,948 ME TOO. 798 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:06,281 -YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS ONE. -WHAT? 799 00:43:06,281 --> 00:43:08,656 YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I HAD TO DO, UH, LAUNDRY TODAY? 800 00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:12,656 IT'S 'CAUSE I RAN OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR, HONEY. I'VE ONLY GOT THE SKANKY ONES LEFT. 801 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:16,198 TELL ME ABOUT IT, DUDE. 802 00:43:16,198 --> 00:43:19,114 OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE. 803 00:43:19,114 --> 00:43:21,698 " PLAYING ON RADIO) 804 00:43:21,698 --> 00:43:24,781 NO WAY. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 805 00:43:24,781 --> 00:43:27,865 SPRING BREAK, 1994, BABY. 806 00:43:27,865 --> 00:43:29,448 OH, MY GOD. TURN IT UP. 807 00:43:29,448 --> 00:43:33,239 ♪ LIKE A WORN-OUT RECORDING 808 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,239 ♪ OF A FAVORITE SONG 809 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:40,198 ♪ SO WHILE SHE LAY THERE SLEEPING 810 00:43:40,198 --> 00:43:43,990 ♪ I READ THE PAPER IN BED 811 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:47,406 ♪ AND IN THE PERSONAL COLUMNS 812 00:43:47,406 --> 00:43:50,448 ♪ THERE WAS THIS LETTER I READ 813 00:43:50,448 --> 00:43:54,073 ♪ IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS 814 00:43:54,073 --> 00:43:57,573 ♪ AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN 815 00:43:57,573 --> 00:44:01,073 ♪ IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA 816 00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:03,364 ♪ IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN ♪ 817 00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:04,948 OH, MY GOD. BRAIN. 818 00:44:04,948 --> 00:44:06,364 JANE! 819 00:44:06,364 --> 00:44:08,615 YOU AND I ARE SO AWESOME TOGETHER. 820 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,823 WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. 821 00:44:10,823 --> 00:44:11,990 WE'RE LIKE OIL AND VINEGAR. 822 00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:13,114 SHUT UP! 823 00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:14,448 OH, JANE! 824 00:44:14,448 --> 00:44:16,781 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FUCKING A PURPLE ELEPHANT. 825 00:44:16,781 --> 00:44:20,907 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S NOT HERE? WE HAVE CUSTOMERS, MISSY. 826 00:44:20,907 --> 00:44:23,573 I'M SORRY, MR. MOONEY. I'LL GO CHECK UPSTAIRS. 827 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,865 GOD, I'M GONE FOR ONE DAY, THE PLACE TURNS INTO INDONESIA. 828 00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:29,781 OH, JANE. OH, JANE. 829 00:44:29,781 --> 00:44:31,406 JANE? 830 00:44:31,406 --> 00:44:32,615 JANIE WANIE. JANIE WANIE! 831 00:44:32,615 --> 00:44:34,032 JANE? 832 00:44:34,032 --> 00:44:37,323 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY? 833 00:44:37,323 --> 00:44:38,823 WHAT IS GOING ON? YES, I'M FINE. 834 00:44:38,823 --> 00:44:42,114 NOTHING. I'M JUST A LITTLE FRANTIC. 835 00:44:42,114 --> 00:44:45,239 I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO TODAY. AND I'M DIZZY. I'M SO DIZZY. 836 00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:49,615 WELL, MR. MOONEY IS DOWNSTAIRS AND HE IS P-I-S-E-D. 837 00:44:49,615 --> 00:44:50,865 "PISED?" 838 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,615 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 839 00:45:02,615 --> 00:45:04,364 I WAS UPSTAIRS TAKING INVENTORY. 840 00:45:04,364 --> 00:45:06,865 YEAH, MY AUNT FANNY. 841 00:45:06,865 --> 00:45:08,531 EW. 842 00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:09,531 GALLINI'S. 843 00:45:09,531 --> 00:45:11,531 COURTNEY : HELLO. IS JANE THERE? 844 00:45:11,531 --> 00:45:13,531 YES, SHE IS. 845 00:45:13,531 --> 00:45:14,865 HAVE A LOVELY DAY! 846 00:45:16,907 --> 00:45:18,073 HELLO? 847 00:45:18,073 --> 00:45:20,865 JANIE! JANIE! 848 00:45:20,865 --> 00:45:24,073 SORRY, GUYS. I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY BUSY. 849 00:45:24,073 --> 00:45:26,448 WE WERE JUST WONDERING, 850 00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:32,156 ♪ DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN ♪ 851 00:45:32,156 --> 00:45:33,573 SHIT. 852 00:45:52,531 --> 00:45:53,781 OH, SHIT. 853 00:45:53,781 --> 00:45:54,740 WHAT? 854 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:57,281 I DROPPED THE THINGY TO MY LIP GLOSS. 855 00:45:57,281 --> 00:45:59,573 -COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME, SWEETIE? -I'LL GET IT. 856 00:46:03,073 --> 00:46:05,323 IT'S TOO FAR OVER. IT'S TOO FAR OVER. I'LL GET IT. 857 00:46:05,323 --> 00:46:10,615 HOLD ONTO IT. KEEP STEERING. I'LL KEEP GOING. 858 00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,114 YEAH, IT'S RIGHT, I BELIEVE... 859 00:46:13,114 --> 00:46:14,406 HMM? 860 00:46:14,406 --> 00:46:15,531 HOO! 861 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,364 YEAH, BABY! 862 00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:27,823 OH, YES. 863 00:46:31,032 --> 00:46:32,406 WHOO! YES! LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT! 864 00:46:32,406 --> 00:46:34,281 OH YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 865 00:46:34,281 --> 00:46:35,615 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 866 00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:38,615 OH! YOU LIKE THAT? 867 00:46:38,615 --> 00:46:43,656 YEAH, LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT! 868 00:46:43,656 --> 00:46:45,448 OH, YES, DON'T STOP. 869 00:46:45,448 --> 00:46:46,615 I'M NOT GONNA STOP. 870 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:58,907 YEAH. YEAH! 871 00:47:02,781 --> 00:47:04,114 YES! 872 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:17,198 OKAY, I FOUND IT. JESUS, I ALMOST GOT SMOTHERED DOWN THERE. 873 00:47:18,281 --> 00:47:20,823 ARE YOU OKAY? 874 00:47:20,823 --> 00:47:22,865 YOU GOOD? HUH? 875 00:47:22,865 --> 00:47:25,448 YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. NEVER BETTER. NEVER BETTER. 876 00:47:25,448 --> 00:47:27,448 LET'S GET ON THE SAME PAGE 877 00:47:27,448 --> 00:47:29,281 ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY ONCE WE GET TO THE WEDDING. 878 00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:31,198 GAME PLAN. 879 00:47:31,198 --> 00:47:34,448 WALK UP TO HIM AND BE LIKE, "PETER, IS THAT YOU? 880 00:47:34,448 --> 00:47:37,573 "OH, MY GOD. MY FRIEND COURTNEY, THAT HOT BABE OVER THERE, 881 00:47:37,573 --> 00:47:39,073 "SHE AND I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THE BRIDE." 882 00:47:39,073 --> 00:47:40,740 "IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!" 883 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:42,281 NO, I CAN BELIEVE THAT. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 884 00:47:42,281 --> 00:47:44,865 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. FREAKY! 885 00:47:46,156 --> 00:47:49,531 ♪ BUT LOVE IS IN THE AIR 886 00:47:49,531 --> 00:47:53,865 ♪ OH, WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY 887 00:47:53,865 --> 00:47:57,656 ♪ NOTHING COULD COMPARE 888 00:47:57,656 --> 00:48:02,239 ♪ WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE 889 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,740 ♪ LOVE IS IN THE AIR 890 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:10,032 ♪ WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY 891 00:48:10,032 --> 00:48:13,198 ♪ NOTHING COULD COMPARE 892 00:48:13,198 --> 00:48:16,573 ♪ WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE ♪ 893 00:48:16,573 --> 00:48:20,156 AFTERNOON! 894 00:48:20,156 --> 00:48:24,656 WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW. WOW! OH, WOW. 895 00:48:24,656 --> 00:48:28,531 -MISS VERA'S HAS PLENTY TO OFFER US, DOESN'T SHE? -YES, PLENTY OF CRAP. 896 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:30,573 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. IT'S FABULOUS. 897 00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:32,406 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. OKAY, LET'S GO. 898 00:48:32,406 --> 00:48:34,281 WELCOME TO MY STORE. CAN I HELP YOU? 899 00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:35,281 NO, WE WERE JUST BROWSING. 900 00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:36,448 WE'RE OKAY. THANKS. 901 00:48:36,448 --> 00:48:37,323 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 902 00:48:37,323 --> 00:48:38,490 THANK YOU. 903 00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:39,907 BYE. 904 00:48:39,907 --> 00:48:40,990 YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORE, DO YOU? 905 00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:43,698 -NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. -OH, NO, NO. 906 00:48:43,698 --> 00:48:48,114 -IT'S REALLY A LOVELY STORE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING... -A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC. 907 00:48:48,114 --> 00:48:51,615 THE NEXT DRESS STORE IS 20 MILES FROM HERE. 908 00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:53,032 TWENTY MILES AWAY? 909 00:48:53,032 --> 00:48:54,823 OH SHIT. 910 00:48:54,823 --> 00:48:58,239 -WE'RE GONNA MISS THE WEDDING. PERFECT. -JUDY WEBB'S WEDDING? 911 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,656 I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. I DRESSED HALF THE GUESTS. 912 00:49:01,656 --> 00:49:06,281 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS , MY BREASTUS-ES WERE, LIKE, 913 00:49:06,281 --> 00:49:10,198 RIGHT ABOUT THERE, NICE AND PERKY. 914 00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:13,990 GRAVITY HAS TAKEN THEM TO THERE. 915 00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:17,114 IT'S, LIKE, 22, 28. 916 00:49:17,114 --> 00:49:19,948 TWENTY-TWO. TWENTY-EIGHT. 917 00:49:19,948 --> 00:49:22,740 BUY SOME NEW ONES. 918 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:26,239 OKAY, WAIT, BUT WAIT. THIS IS...WAIT. 919 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:30,448 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS THAT? NO, NO, NO. BUT WHAT IS THAT? 920 00:49:30,448 --> 00:49:32,907 THAT, AGAIN, IS...GRAVITY. 921 00:49:32,907 --> 00:49:35,323 HELLO. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 922 00:49:35,323 --> 00:49:37,781 KNOCK, KNOCK. ARE YOU DECENT? 923 00:49:37,781 --> 00:49:39,865 YEAH. YES, YES, YES, YES. 924 00:49:39,865 --> 00:49:41,281 THANK YOU. 925 00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,448 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT'S OUR LATEST LINE. 926 00:49:42,448 --> 00:49:44,448 OH, WOW. 927 00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:45,990 IF YOU NEED OTHER SIZES, JUST HOLLER. 928 00:49:45,990 --> 00:49:47,281 OH, THANK YOU. 929 00:49:47,281 --> 00:49:48,281 THANK YOU, VERA. 930 00:49:48,281 --> 00:49:49,781 WOW. EXCELLENT. 931 00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:51,073 THANK YOU. 932 00:49:51,073 --> 00:49:52,615 OH, MY, MY, MY, MY. 933 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,323 JESUS. 934 00:49:54,323 --> 00:49:56,323 THAT'S NICE. LOOK. 935 00:49:56,323 --> 00:49:58,490 WAIT A MINUTE. 936 00:49:58,490 --> 00:50:03,781 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE? WELL, YOU KNOW... 937 00:50:04,531 --> 00:50:07,114 ♪ SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT 938 00:50:07,114 --> 00:50:11,573 ♪ SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH 939 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:14,032 ♪ SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW 940 00:50:14,032 --> 00:50:18,823 ♪ SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH 941 00:50:18,823 --> 00:50:23,323 ♪ SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW 942 00:50:23,323 --> 00:50:26,907 ♪ LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WE CAN DANCE 943 00:50:26,907 --> 00:50:30,615 ♪ BAD ENOUGH TO STRUT MY STUFF 944 00:50:30,615 --> 00:50:33,615 ♪ THE MUSIC GIVES US A CHANCE 945 00:50:33,615 --> 00:50:37,490 ♪ WE DO MORE OUT ON THE FLOOR 946 00:50:37,490 --> 00:50:41,573 ♪ GROOVIN' LOOSE OR HEART TO HEART 947 00:50:41,573 --> 00:50:44,615 ♪ WE PUT IN MOTION EVERY SINGLE PART 948 00:50:44,615 --> 00:50:48,032 ♪ FUNKY SOUNDS WALL TO WALL 949 00:50:48,032 --> 00:50:52,531 ♪ WE'RE BUMPIN' BOOTIES HAVIN' US A BALL, Y'ALL 950 00:50:52,531 --> 00:50:56,448 ♪ SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH 951 00:50:56,448 --> 00:50:58,990 ♪ SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW ♪ 952 00:51:04,032 --> 00:51:05,364 THERE YOU GO. 953 00:51:05,364 --> 00:51:06,448 OHH. 954 00:51:06,448 --> 00:51:07,823 BYE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 955 00:51:07,823 --> 00:51:09,865 YOU BOTH LOOK SENSATIONAL. 956 00:51:09,865 --> 00:51:12,740 -THANKS TO YOUR STYLING, VERA. THANK YOU. -THANK YOU TOO. 957 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:16,156 -WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON OUR MAILING LIST? -SURE. 958 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,239 SURE. RIGHT HERE? 959 00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,573 SURE. 960 00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,698 THERE. JUST SEND IT THERE. 961 00:51:25,698 --> 00:51:28,615 OH, THAT'S SWEET. 962 00:51:28,615 --> 00:51:32,781 MM. IT SURE IS. THANK YOU. BYE. 963 00:51:32,781 --> 00:51:36,239 -WE'VE GOTTA GO. OH SHIT! YOU OKAY? -I CAN'T WALK IN THIS THING. 964 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,907 IT'S PAINFUL, LIKE BONDAGE. 965 00:51:37,907 --> 00:51:39,865 LITTLE STEPS, LITTLE STEPS. 966 00:51:39,865 --> 00:51:40,907 WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 967 00:51:42,907 --> 00:51:44,198 OH, MY GOD! 968 00:51:44,198 --> 00:51:45,406 OH! 969 00:51:47,156 --> 00:51:50,239 OH, MY GOD! THESE... 970 00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,531 ...ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 971 00:51:53,907 --> 00:51:57,448 -THIS IS NOT DISCREET, OKAY? -NO, IT ISN'T. 972 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:59,281 WE ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK INTO A WEDDING... 973 00:51:59,281 --> 00:52:01,490 COME ON. IT'S VERY LA TOYA JACKSON. 974 00:52:03,781 --> 00:52:06,490 I MEAN, REALLY, LOOK AT ALL THIS... 975 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:10,490 I MAY AS WELL STRAP A SIGN ON MY ASS THAT SAYS "STALKER." 976 00:52:10,490 --> 00:52:14,865 OKAY? I AM NOT GOING THERE WEARING THIS OUTFIT. 977 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,781 SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO? YES. LET'S GO. LET'S GO HOME. 978 00:52:17,781 --> 00:52:22,032 REALLY? YEAH. I MEAN, WE'VE DRIVEN FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS... 979 00:52:22,032 --> 00:52:24,364 AND EVERYTHING, BUT, NO, LET'S GO. 980 00:52:24,364 --> 00:52:26,448 PLEASE. PLEASE. 981 00:52:26,448 --> 00:52:27,948 I'M SERIOUS. LET'S GO. REALLY. LET'S GO 982 00:52:27,948 --> 00:52:31,948 -DON'T "REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY" ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY? -I'M NOT. 983 00:52:31,948 --> 00:52:34,948 YOU ARE. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT. 984 00:52:34,948 --> 00:52:38,114 NO, I...MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 985 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,114 -COURT, THIS IS CRAZY, OKAY? THIS IS REALLY CRAZY. -I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 986 00:52:41,114 --> 00:52:46,114 WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING? I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOME SORT OF SIGN FROM GOD 987 00:52:46,114 --> 00:52:48,615 THAT YOU AND THIS PETER DONAHUE GUY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER. 988 00:52:48,615 --> 00:52:51,656 DONAHUE? HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS LAST NAME IS DONAHUE? 989 00:52:51,656 --> 00:52:53,990 BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING ON HIS FACE. 990 00:52:56,948 --> 00:53:00,364 -OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM! HE'S SO CUTE. -YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW. 991 00:53:00,364 --> 00:53:01,114 CUTE? HE'S ADORABLE! 992 00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:02,698 I KNOW. 993 00:53:02,698 --> 00:53:05,907 "EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO SOLD." 994 00:53:05,907 --> 00:53:09,490 -AND HE'S FUNNY! HE'S FUNNY, TOO, SEE? -I KNOW. 995 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,490 CHURCH BELLS? 996 00:53:38,198 --> 00:53:41,281 ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK... BRIDE OR GROOM'S SIDE? 997 00:53:41,281 --> 00:53:43,615 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, I THINK. 998 00:53:43,615 --> 00:53:45,448 DID YOU MISPLACE YOUR BLADDER TODAY? 999 00:53:45,448 --> 00:53:47,198 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1000 00:53:47,198 --> 00:53:48,865 I'M WEARING THE TIGHTEST SKIRT EVER, OKAY? 1001 00:53:48,865 --> 00:53:50,907 -FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO TO THE BATHROOM. -THANK YOU. 1002 00:53:50,907 --> 00:53:53,948 -HI. COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE RESTROOM IS? -IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE. 1003 00:53:53,948 --> 00:53:56,364 OUTSIDE. OKAY. GOD! 1004 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,656 OH, GOD. 1005 00:54:05,656 --> 00:54:08,907 HELLO? HELL-OO? 1006 00:54:08,907 --> 00:54:13,573 I GOTTA PEE, PEE, PEE, PEE. OHH! OH, GOD! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 1007 00:54:13,573 --> 00:54:15,740 I CAN'T BREATHE. 1008 00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:17,531 REALLY? OKAY. JUST BREATHE. 1009 00:54:17,531 --> 00:54:20,948 STAY CALM. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY? 1010 00:54:20,948 --> 00:54:24,406 -OKAY, UH, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. -WATER. 1011 00:54:26,990 --> 00:54:27,990 OKAY. 1012 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:29,823 THANK YOU. 1013 00:54:29,823 --> 00:54:31,406 THERE YOU GO. I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A SECOND. 1014 00:54:31,406 --> 00:54:33,656 OKAY? 1015 00:54:33,656 --> 00:54:35,032 JUDY? 1016 00:54:35,032 --> 00:54:36,573 IN A MINUTE, DAD! 1017 00:54:39,281 --> 00:54:42,615 OKAY, OKAY. 1018 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:46,156 I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DEEP END. I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DEEP END! 1019 00:54:46,156 --> 00:54:48,364 UH... 1020 00:54:48,364 --> 00:54:50,781 FLOWERS! HERE. 1021 00:54:52,615 --> 00:54:54,239 I LOOK LIKE A MAGAZINE BRIDE. 1022 00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,948 NO, YOU DON'T. 1023 00:54:55,948 --> 00:54:59,114 YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE THE PERFECT BRIDE. 1024 00:54:59,114 --> 00:55:02,573 WHY DON'T I FEEL GOOD? 1025 00:55:02,573 --> 00:55:06,281 WELL, I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE JUST REALLY NERVOUS. IT'S A BIG DAY, RIGHT? 1026 00:55:06,281 --> 00:55:12,615 IT'S WHAT EVERY GIRL DREAMS OF, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S REAL? 1027 00:55:12,615 --> 00:55:16,531 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, REALLY, 1028 00:55:16,531 --> 00:55:21,156 BUT I'M SURE THE TWO OF YOU ARE GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER. 1029 00:55:21,156 --> 00:55:25,073 AND IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST GET DIVORCED. 1030 00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,823 YEAH! 1031 00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:28,198 YEAH! SEE? IT'LL BE OKAY. 1032 00:55:28,198 --> 00:55:31,448 RIGHT. YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 1033 00:55:31,448 --> 00:55:34,406 SO JUST GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. YOU LOOK SMASHING. 1034 00:55:34,406 --> 00:55:36,114 YOU LOOK AMAZING. I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1035 00:55:36,114 --> 00:55:38,781 -I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. -YOU DO. AMAZING. 1036 00:55:38,781 --> 00:55:41,948 -THANK YOU. NOW GET OFF MY DRESS. -OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 1037 00:55:43,698 --> 00:55:45,032 I'M GETTING MARRIED! 1038 00:55:45,032 --> 00:55:46,448 YAY 1039 00:55:51,656 --> 00:55:53,948 HI. 1040 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,698 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. 1041 00:56:10,698 --> 00:56:12,490 GRANDMA? 1042 00:56:14,823 --> 00:56:16,531 WHERE IS SHE? 1043 00:56:32,198 --> 00:56:33,698 TURN AROUND. 1044 00:56:35,198 --> 00:56:36,364 TURN AROUND. 1045 00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:46,865 IT'S JESUS. LOOK! IT'S JESUS. 1046 00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:51,573 BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. 1047 00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:00,239 OKAY, BOYS, WE'RE ON. 1048 00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,490 OKAY. YEP. OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 1049 00:57:02,490 --> 00:57:04,364 YEP. BIG MOMENT. STRAIGHT? 1050 00:57:04,364 --> 00:57:05,990 YOU LOOK NICE TOO. 1051 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,948 DON'T STRESS. DON'T STRESS. 1052 00:57:07,948 --> 00:57:10,573 -A LITTLE SLAP. SLAP ME. OKAY. -YEAH? HUH? 1053 00:57:10,573 --> 00:57:13,156 DON'T BE GAY IN GOD'S HOUSE. GIVE ME A HIT. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 1054 00:57:13,156 --> 00:57:15,114 LET'S GO. LET'S DO IT. OKAY. 1055 00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:32,740 CHRIS? 1056 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:36,198 -OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? -I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 1057 00:57:36,198 --> 00:57:38,073 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1058 00:57:38,073 --> 00:57:40,032 I GOT LOCKED IN. 1059 00:57:40,032 --> 00:57:41,156 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1060 00:57:41,156 --> 00:57:42,907 YEAH. FUCK. 1061 00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:44,239 OW. YOU OKAY? 1062 00:57:44,239 --> 00:57:45,948 YEAH, I'M GOOD. I WAS STUCK. 1063 00:57:45,948 --> 00:57:47,281 WE DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE. 1064 00:57:47,281 --> 00:57:49,073 'CAUSE I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE BRIDE. WHY? 1065 00:57:49,073 --> 00:57:50,281 COOL. 1066 00:57:54,032 --> 00:57:56,948 WHAT? WHAT? NO, NO, NO. YOU CANNOT LOCK THE DOOR. 1067 00:57:56,948 --> 00:57:59,781 -DON'T KNOCK DOWN THE DOOR. -HELLO, HELLO, HELLO? 1068 00:58:10,114 --> 00:58:12,615 AH, SUKI, SUKI! 1069 00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:21,156 SHH! IT'S ALREADY STARTED. ALL RIGHT. 1070 00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:31,448 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. 1071 00:58:31,448 --> 00:58:36,239 -DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY... -HI. 1072 00:58:36,239 --> 00:58:39,698 ...TO CELEBRATE THE HOLY MATRIMONY 1073 00:58:39,698 --> 00:58:44,823 OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE. 1074 00:58:44,823 --> 00:58:46,531 PETER? OOF! 1075 00:58:48,114 --> 00:58:50,740 OH, JESUS CHRIST! 1076 00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:51,907 IT'S PETER! 1077 00:58:51,907 --> 00:58:53,156 I DIDN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T DO IT. 1078 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:55,865 SHE DID IT. 1079 00:58:58,198 --> 00:59:03,114 THIS...THIS ISN'T THE GLICKMAN BAR MITZVAH? 1080 00:59:03,114 --> 00:59:06,323 IS IT? NO? MOISHE, ARE YOU HERE? 1081 00:59:06,323 --> 00:59:08,198 NO? GOOD. OKAY. MAZELTOV. 1082 00:59:08,198 --> 00:59:09,865 COME ON, SHARON. LET'S GO. MAZELTOV. 1083 00:59:09,865 --> 00:59:11,656 THE HOTTIE. CHRISTINA? 1084 00:59:11,656 --> 00:59:13,073 SHALOM! 1085 00:59:18,156 --> 00:59:24,114 THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THERE ARE NO JEWS IN SOMERSET. 1086 00:59:24,114 --> 00:59:26,406 Shit. Shit. Shit. 1087 00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:28,865 SHALL WE PROCEED? 1088 00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:29,865 OH, SURE. 1089 00:59:34,281 --> 00:59:39,948 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 1090 00:59:39,948 --> 00:59:43,740 TO CELEBRATE THE HOLY MATRIMONY 1091 00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:49,573 OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE. 1092 00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:58,406 WHICH IS AN HONORABLE ESTATE, INSTITUTED OF GOD, 1093 00:59:58,406 --> 01:00:03,740 SIGNIFYING UNTO US THE MYSTICAL UNION THAT IS BETWEEN CHRIST 1094 01:00:05,032 --> 01:00:06,239 AND... 1095 01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,198 PETER? PETER? 1096 01:00:08,198 --> 01:00:09,865 SAINT... 1097 01:00:11,615 --> 01:00:12,698 PETER? 1098 01:00:12,698 --> 01:00:13,740 YEAH? 1099 01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:14,740 I'M HAVING RESERVATIONS. 1100 01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:16,406 WHERE? 1101 01:00:16,406 --> 01:00:18,281 ...AND IS COMMENDED... 1102 01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,448 ABOUT THIS. 1103 01:00:19,448 --> 01:00:20,364 REALLY? 1104 01:00:20,364 --> 01:00:24,281 SHH, SHH-SHH-SHH. 1105 01:00:24,281 --> 01:00:26,198 ...ST. PAUL TO BE HONORABLE... 1106 01:00:26,198 --> 01:00:27,198 ME TOO. 1107 01:00:27,198 --> 01:00:28,198 REALLY? 1108 01:00:28,198 --> 01:00:31,823 -YEAH. 1109 01:00:31,823 --> 01:00:36,781 SHH. ...ALL MEN, AND THEREFORE IS NOT BY ANY... 1110 01:00:37,406 --> 01:00:38,990 I MEAN, I LOVE YOU, 1111 01:00:38,990 --> 01:00:41,907 BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1112 01:00:41,907 --> 01:00:43,740 ANYMORE. 1113 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:44,990 OH, NO. 1114 01:00:44,990 --> 01:00:46,073 YOU'RE RUINING IT. 1115 01:00:46,073 --> 01:00:47,448 BUT... 1116 01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:48,907 WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. 1117 01:00:48,907 --> 01:00:50,907 HEY, HEY! 1118 01:00:50,907 --> 01:00:52,531 I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED. 1119 01:00:52,531 --> 01:00:54,865 I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED! 1120 01:00:54,865 --> 01:00:59,615 NO... NO KISS. I HAVEN'T MARRIED YOU YET. 1121 01:00:59,615 --> 01:01:01,948 WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED! 1122 01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:05,990 MIGUEL? 1123 01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:07,573 AHH. 1124 01:01:07,573 --> 01:01:09,531 DAD. 1125 01:01:09,531 --> 01:01:12,323 BUT WE ARE HAVING THE PARTY. 1126 01:01:12,323 --> 01:01:14,490 EXIT IN THE BACK. IT'S TO THE LEFT. 1127 01:01:33,198 --> 01:01:37,865 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR HAND ♪ 1128 01:01:39,907 --> 01:01:41,281 HI. HOW YOU DOIN'? 1129 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,198 I'M OKAY. 1130 01:01:43,198 --> 01:01:45,406 YEAH... NO, I'M OKAY. YOU OKAY? 1131 01:01:45,406 --> 01:01:49,198 -YOU OWE ME $30,000, FOR THIS WEDDING. -DADDY, PLEASE. 1132 01:01:49,198 --> 01:01:51,615 -SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING? -WHAT'S THAT? 1133 01:01:51,615 --> 01:01:56,156 I THINK I'M GONNA CASH IN THE HONEYMOON TICKETS, FLY TO BALI AND GO SCUBA DIVING. 1134 01:01:56,156 --> 01:01:59,656 -I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF, PECKER-HEAD! -DADDY, STOP. 1135 01:02:00,615 --> 01:02:02,531 YES? SWEETIE? 1136 01:02:02,531 --> 01:02:04,032 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 1137 01:02:04,032 --> 01:02:06,032 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DEAD MAN! 1138 01:02:06,032 --> 01:02:08,032 DAD. 1139 01:02:08,032 --> 01:02:09,698 I MET SOMEONE. 1140 01:02:09,698 --> 01:02:11,032 YOU MET SOMEONE? 1141 01:02:11,032 --> 01:02:12,114 ONLINE. 1142 01:02:12,114 --> 01:02:13,573 ONLINE. 1143 01:02:16,948 --> 01:02:19,865 HIS NAME IS RICKY. I THINK HE'S REALLY SPECIAL. 1144 01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:21,990 AH, FUCK IT! IT'S GO TIME! 1145 01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:23,907 SON OF A BITCH! 1146 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,907 DADDY, STOP IT! 1147 01:02:37,823 --> 01:02:39,198 COURT? 1148 01:02:39,198 --> 01:02:40,907 MM-HMM? 1149 01:02:40,907 --> 01:02:44,406 REFRESH MY MEMORY. WAS THAT PETER'S WEDDING WE WALKED IN ON? 1150 01:02:46,990 --> 01:02:48,239 YEAH. 1151 01:02:49,281 --> 01:02:50,406 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 1152 01:02:50,406 --> 01:02:51,740 YEP. 1153 01:02:53,323 --> 01:02:55,907 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 1154 01:02:55,907 --> 01:02:58,364 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1155 01:02:58,364 --> 01:03:01,490 I MEET A GUY FOR TWO MINUTES, 1156 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:06,239 AND I'M CHASING AFTER HIM LIKE HE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1157 01:03:06,239 --> 01:03:10,073 WELL, MAYBE YOU WANT SOMEONE SPECIAL, 1158 01:03:10,073 --> 01:03:13,073 FOR ONCE, YOU KNOW? 1159 01:03:13,073 --> 01:03:17,573 MAYBE YOU WERE THINKIN' THAT YOU WERE TIRED OF THE GAME. 1160 01:03:21,490 --> 01:03:23,448 YOU TIRED OF THE GAME? 1161 01:03:25,948 --> 01:03:27,740 YEP. 1162 01:03:30,114 --> 01:03:31,615 LET'S GO HOME. 1163 01:03:32,823 --> 01:03:34,281 OKAY. 1164 01:03:42,531 --> 01:03:44,656 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1165 01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:51,156 PLEASE RESPOND TO KEARNEY. 1166 01:03:51,156 --> 01:03:53,198 OH, MY GOD. 1167 01:03:53,198 --> 01:03:54,990 WHAT'S GOING ON? -EXCUSE ME. OFFICER? 1168 01:03:56,281 --> 01:03:58,865 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1169 01:03:58,865 --> 01:04:00,865 TWENTY YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE. 1170 01:04:01,990 --> 01:04:04,781 WHAT? WHERE? WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY? 1171 01:04:04,781 --> 01:04:06,364 APARTMENT THREE. 1172 01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:08,156 BUT THAT'S MY APARTMENT. 1173 01:04:08,156 --> 01:04:10,698 JANE. JANE. JANE! 1174 01:04:11,823 --> 01:04:14,448 POOR GIRL NEVER SAW IT COMING. 1175 01:04:14,448 --> 01:04:18,406 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 1176 01:04:18,406 --> 01:04:21,114 CHRIST! I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE. IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. 1177 01:04:21,114 --> 01:04:22,781 I LIVE HERE. JANE! 1178 01:04:22,781 --> 01:04:24,490 EXCUSE ME. 1179 01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:27,781 JANE? JANIE? 1180 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,698 OH, MY GOD! JANIE? OH! 1181 01:04:29,698 --> 01:04:31,490 JANE : CHRISTINA? 1182 01:04:31,490 --> 01:04:33,198 APPARENTLY THEY'RE STUCK. 1183 01:04:33,198 --> 01:04:35,156 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1184 01:04:35,156 --> 01:04:37,531 JANIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1185 01:04:39,114 --> 01:04:41,364 HOW ARE YOU STUCK? 1186 01:04:41,364 --> 01:04:44,990 I HAVE A PIERCING. 1187 01:04:44,990 --> 01:04:46,364 I DON'T GET IT. HOW IS SHE STUCK? 1188 01:04:46,364 --> 01:04:48,032 BEHIND HER TONSILS. 1189 01:04:48,032 --> 01:04:50,281 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1190 01:04:50,281 --> 01:04:53,698 -LISTEN, HONEY, I'M GONNA JUST PULL YOU REALLY GENTLY. -OHH, NO. 1191 01:04:53,698 --> 01:04:56,865 -SHH. I'M GONNA PULL, OKAY? GENTLY. -BE CAREFUL. 1192 01:04:59,573 --> 01:05:01,656 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1193 01:05:01,656 --> 01:05:03,573 WE'VE GOT THE AMBULANCE WAITING OUTSIDE 1194 01:05:03,573 --> 01:05:05,698 AND THE OR PREPPED FOR SURGERY. WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 1195 01:05:05,698 --> 01:05:07,073 WHAT? NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT. 1196 01:05:07,073 --> 01:05:08,656 SHE COULD SING. 1197 01:05:08,656 --> 01:05:11,531 -YOU COULD SING, JANE. IT RELAXES THE THROAT. TRY. -RIGHT, RIGHT. 1198 01:05:11,531 --> 01:05:12,907 TRY, TRY... 1199 01:05:12,907 --> 01:05:16,198 ♪ RELAX, DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA GET TO IT 1200 01:05:16,198 --> 01:05:19,865 ♪ RELAX, DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA COME ♪ 1201 01:05:19,865 --> 01:05:22,531 STOP IT. YOU'RE GETTIN' ME HARD AGAIN. 1202 01:05:22,531 --> 01:05:25,281 IT'S THE WRONG SONG. OKAY. 1203 01:05:25,281 --> 01:05:27,490 ARMAGEDDON . 1204 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:30,073 ♪ I COULD STAY AWAKE 1205 01:05:30,073 --> 01:05:34,865 ♪ JUST TO HEAR YOU BREATHIN' 1206 01:05:34,865 --> 01:05:38,406 ♪ WATCH YOU SMILE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPIN' 1207 01:05:38,406 --> 01:05:40,823 ♪ I COULD SPEND MY LIFE 1208 01:05:40,823 --> 01:05:44,239 ♪ IN THIS SWEET SURRENDER ♪ 1209 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:45,239 COME ON, SWEETIE. TRY. 1210 01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:54,364 ♪ AS EVERY MOMENT SPENT WITH YOU 1211 01:05:54,364 --> 01:06:00,364 ♪ IS A MOMENT I TREASURE 1212 01:06:00,364 --> 01:06:04,073 ♪ I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES 1213 01:06:04,073 --> 01:06:06,448 ♪ I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP 1214 01:06:06,448 --> 01:06:11,531 ♪ 'CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABE AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING 1215 01:06:11,531 --> 01:06:15,114 ♪ 'CAUSE EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU 1216 01:06:15,114 --> 01:06:17,656 ♪ THE SWEETEST DREAM WILL NEVER DO 1217 01:06:17,656 --> 01:06:22,531 ♪ I'D STILL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING 1218 01:06:22,531 --> 01:06:28,198 ♪ I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP 1219 01:06:28,198 --> 01:06:33,364 ♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING 1220 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:37,740 ♪ EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU 1221 01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:40,073 ♪ THE SWEETEST THING WILL NEVER DO 1222 01:06:40,073 --> 01:06:44,364 ♪ I STILL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING 1223 01:06:44,364 --> 01:06:47,573 ♪ HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU ♪ 1224 01:06:47,573 --> 01:06:51,907 I WANT TO KNOW... WHAT? 1225 01:06:51,907 --> 01:06:53,323 IT WAS VANILLI. IT WAS MILLI. 1226 01:06:53,323 --> 01:06:54,406 OH, WHATEVER. 1227 01:06:54,406 --> 01:06:56,323 NO. NOT "WHATEVER." 1228 01:06:56,323 --> 01:07:00,823 SO SHE SAYS TO HIM, "GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE" CHANGED MY LIFE. 1229 01:07:00,823 --> 01:07:04,073 A TEAR...JUST A SAD LITTLE TEAR SLOWLY... 1230 01:07:04,073 --> 01:07:07,948 OH, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. 1231 01:07:07,948 --> 01:07:11,323 OKAY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I STARTED TALKING TO HER IN THE SECOND GRADE. 1232 01:07:11,323 --> 01:07:12,865 I SWEAR, I DON'T. 1233 01:07:12,865 --> 01:07:14,656 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE SHIT. 1234 01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:15,823 YOU ARE THE SHIT. 1235 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,281 SHITHEAD 1236 01:07:17,281 --> 01:07:18,823 OH, MY GOD. 1237 01:07:18,823 --> 01:07:20,490 WHAT? 1238 01:07:20,490 --> 01:07:24,573 THEY FOUND A DONOR FOR MY PATIENT. OKAY. I GOTTA GO. SORRY, GUYS. 1239 01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:26,114 YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRISTINA? IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 1240 01:07:26,114 --> 01:07:27,615 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, GREG. 1241 01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,364 JANE, IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 1242 01:07:29,364 --> 01:07:30,865 GREAT MEETING YOU. 1243 01:07:30,865 --> 01:07:32,990 SO SORRY I HAVE TO RUN OFF LIKE THIS. I'LL MAKE YOU RISOTTO. 1244 01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:34,698 IT'S FINE. 1245 01:07:34,698 --> 01:07:36,073 OKAY. 1246 01:07:36,073 --> 01:07:38,364 BYE. 1247 01:07:38,364 --> 01:07:42,406 -OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT WAS SO SWEET? -HE'S GREAT. 1248 01:07:42,406 --> 01:07:43,323 SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 1249 01:07:43,323 --> 01:07:44,865 HE'S SO SWEET. 1250 01:07:44,865 --> 01:07:48,073 HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PIERCINGS, DOES HE? 1251 01:07:48,073 --> 01:07:51,823 UM, I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE, UM, 1252 01:07:51,823 --> 01:07:57,573 I HAVEN'T DONE THAT WITH HIM YET, SO, YOU KNOW... 1253 01:07:57,573 --> 01:07:59,656 OH, YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM. 1254 01:07:59,656 --> 01:08:03,114 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA JINX IT, SO... 1255 01:08:03,114 --> 01:08:04,573 OHH. 1256 01:08:06,656 --> 01:08:11,323 ♪ AND IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION 1257 01:08:11,323 --> 01:08:14,698 ♪ A DAY IN PRISON 1258 01:08:14,698 --> 01:08:17,114 ♪ IT'S GOT ME OUT OF MY HEAD 1259 01:08:17,114 --> 01:08:21,823 ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAME HERE FOR 1260 01:08:21,823 --> 01:08:25,907 ♪ OH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW 1261 01:08:50,948 --> 01:08:54,781 ♪ IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION ♪ 1262 01:08:57,323 --> 01:08:59,448 HEY. 1263 01:08:59,448 --> 01:09:02,281 HEY. 1264 01:09:02,281 --> 01:09:05,281 -I CLOSED ON THE MAHALOCK HOUSE TODAY. -GREAT NEWS FOR YOU. 1265 01:09:05,281 --> 01:09:07,781 YOU DON'T NEED TO DO A THING. 1266 01:09:07,781 --> 01:09:10,281 WHAT DID THEY SAY ABOUT MY ALUMINUM SIDING? 1267 01:09:10,281 --> 01:09:12,406 NO. 1268 01:09:12,406 --> 01:09:14,448 REALLY? 1269 01:09:14,448 --> 01:09:16,156 REALLY. BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE FAT-FREE CHIPS. 1270 01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:17,990 THEY CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE. 1271 01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:19,823 YOU CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE. 1272 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,156 IT SAYS SO ON THE BAG. 1273 01:09:31,281 --> 01:09:37,323 WHAT... WHAT KIND OF MARKETING BRAINIAC PUTS "ANAL LEAKAGE" ON HIS PRODUCT? 1274 01:09:37,323 --> 01:09:39,448 HOW CAN THEY EVEN SELL THAT CRAP? 1275 01:09:39,448 --> 01:09:40,781 WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 1276 01:09:40,781 --> 01:09:41,865 9:30. 1277 01:09:43,156 --> 01:09:46,531 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO COSTA RICA. 1278 01:09:46,531 --> 01:09:49,239 YOU KNOW, YOUR FEMALE PROBLEMS ARE COMPLETELY OVER WITH? 1279 01:09:49,239 --> 01:09:50,656 HOPE SO. 1280 01:09:50,656 --> 01:09:53,990 OH, THEY ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR ABOUT COSTA RICAN WOMEN? 1281 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:55,323 FOR FIVE PESOS... 1282 01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:57,448 NO, NO. ROG, ROG. 1283 01:09:57,448 --> 01:10:00,490 -THEY TAKE YOUR CHIMICHANGA AND YOUR POQUITO ... -NO, NO, SENOR. SENOR... 1284 01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:02,448 NO. NO QUIERO. LISTEN TO ME. 1285 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:07,198 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS, MAKE NICE WITH THE CONCIERGE, OKAY? 1286 01:10:08,865 --> 01:10:10,406 YOU ALL RIGHT, VERA? 1287 01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:11,907 COULDN'T BE BETTER! 1288 01:10:16,032 --> 01:10:17,948 THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 1289 01:10:17,948 --> 01:10:21,073 -JUST PUT HER DOWN RIGHT HERE, BOYS. -OKEYDOKEY. 1290 01:10:21,073 --> 01:10:24,740 PETER, SINCE YOU'RE GOING AWAY...DO YOU WANNA BE ON OUR MAILING LIST? 1291 01:10:24,740 --> 01:10:27,573 YES, I WOULD, MA'AM. I'D LOVE TO. THANK YOU. 1292 01:10:29,198 --> 01:10:32,615 PETE, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET US OFF THAT MAILING LIST SINCE 1982. 1293 01:10:32,615 --> 01:10:34,865 RELAX, ROG. 1294 01:10:34,865 --> 01:10:36,615 THIS IS THE HOTTEST CHICK THAT'S EVER BEEN IN THIS STORE. 1295 01:10:36,615 --> 01:10:38,531 THEY CAUGHT HER TRYING TO ESCAPE. 1296 01:10:58,907 --> 01:11:00,865 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 1297 01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:03,114 I KNOW. VERY STRANGE. 1298 01:11:03,114 --> 01:11:05,573 I KNOW. 1299 01:11:05,573 --> 01:11:07,156 HEY. 1300 01:11:07,156 --> 01:11:09,032 HEY. 1301 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:13,490 SWEETIE? CHRISTINA, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED? 1302 01:11:13,490 --> 01:11:18,406 I CAME TO JUST EAT MY COOKIE AND MAKE A PHONE CALL. 1303 01:11:18,406 --> 01:11:22,156 -YOU DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THE COOKIES? -NO, NO, NO, NO. 1304 01:11:22,156 --> 01:11:23,740 JUST READ THIS. 1305 01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:26,073 ALL RIGHT. 1306 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:30,781 "COMMANDMENT #9: THOU SHALT LOVE WHAT'S POSSIBLE." 1307 01:11:30,781 --> 01:11:34,865 -OH, CHRISTINA, HONEY, WE'VE GONE OVER THIS. -NOT THAT ONE. 1308 01:11:34,865 --> 01:11:37,865 YOU DID NOT KNOW THE GUY WAS GONNA BE GETTING MARRIED, ALL RIGHT? 1309 01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:41,406 -IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT JUST WASN'T POSSIBLE, SWEETIE. -NOT THAT ONE. 1310 01:11:41,406 --> 01:11:43,448 THE NEXT ONE. TEN. 1311 01:11:43,448 --> 01:11:45,531 "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR"? 1312 01:11:45,531 --> 01:11:47,781 YES. "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR." 1313 01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:50,156 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "FEAR"? 1314 01:11:50,156 --> 01:11:53,448 WHAT YOU DID WAS AN INCREDIBLY BRAVE THING. 1315 01:11:53,448 --> 01:11:57,907 YOU COMPLETELY DROPPED ALL OF YOUR BOUNDARIES, AND YOU MET THIS GUY HALFWAY. 1316 01:11:57,907 --> 01:12:00,781 SHIT, YOU MET HIM MORE THAN HALFWAY. YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO SOMERSET. 1317 01:12:00,781 --> 01:12:03,239 YOU GUYS, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER GAME. 1318 01:12:03,239 --> 01:12:08,740 COME ON. IF HE HADN'T BEEN GETTING MARRIED, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD'VE DONE? 1319 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:13,573 HUH? THAT'S RIGHT. COURT, YOU KNOW. 1320 01:12:13,573 --> 01:12:17,490 I WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME OLD THING. I WOULD'VE HESITATED. 1321 01:12:17,490 --> 01:12:21,656 I WOULD'VE...FROZE UP. 1322 01:12:21,656 --> 01:12:25,156 I WOULD'VE KISSED HIM AND THEN RAN OFF. 1323 01:12:25,156 --> 01:12:28,865 GIVE HIM THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER. 1324 01:12:28,865 --> 01:12:33,156 HOOK THAT FISH AND JUST THROW HIM RIGHT BACK 1325 01:12:34,114 --> 01:12:35,781 JESUS. 1326 01:12:39,907 --> 01:12:41,990 I'M STUCK IN A RUT. 1327 01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:44,323 OH, SWEETIE. 1328 01:12:45,740 --> 01:12:50,573 A BIG, FAT RUT. 1329 01:12:50,573 --> 01:12:55,323 YOU GUYS, I DON'T WANNA BE THAT GIRL ANYMORE. 1330 01:12:55,323 --> 01:12:56,990 YOU KNOW? I KNOW. 1331 01:12:56,990 --> 01:12:59,990 I KNOW. NONE OF US DO. 1332 01:13:03,032 --> 01:13:04,823 LET'S GO DANCING. 1333 01:13:06,781 --> 01:13:10,198 ♪ YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME ♪ 1334 01:13:10,198 --> 01:13:12,198 SO, ANY CHANCE? 1335 01:13:12,198 --> 01:13:13,948 OF WHAT? NO-HO. DON'T EVEN BOTHER. 1336 01:13:13,948 --> 01:13:16,198 SHE'S ON A MISSION. 1337 01:13:18,239 --> 01:13:22,865 ♪ TO GIVE UP ON YOUR MIND ♪ 1338 01:13:26,531 --> 01:13:28,698 HOW'S IT SHAKIN', LADIES? 1339 01:13:28,698 --> 01:13:30,198 NO, THANK YOU. 1340 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:32,156 YOUR BODY IS BANGING. 1341 01:13:32,156 --> 01:13:33,740 YOUR FACE IS TOO. 1342 01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:34,990 NEAT-O. THANKS. NEAT. 1343 01:13:34,990 --> 01:13:39,198 ♪ IT'S TIME JUST COME ON ♪ 1344 01:13:39,198 --> 01:13:43,406 WHAT'S GOIN' ON, HOT MAMA? 1345 01:13:43,406 --> 01:13:47,865 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BRINGIN' IT DOWN NOW. 1346 01:13:47,865 --> 01:13:50,781 BRINGIN' IT UP NOW. OH, YEAH. 1347 01:13:50,781 --> 01:13:55,032 WHOOP, WHOOP! YEAH. HERE IT COMES, BABY. 1348 01:13:55,032 --> 01:13:58,990 -FEEL THE MONKEY. WORK THE MONKEY-MONKEY-MONK! -THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY! 1349 01:13:58,990 --> 01:14:02,990 THE MONKEY. OO-OO! 1350 01:14:02,990 --> 01:14:04,823 THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY! 1351 01:14:04,823 --> 01:14:06,448 YEAH. YOU WORKIN' THAT MONKEY. 1352 01:14:06,448 --> 01:14:07,531 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER. 1353 01:14:07,531 --> 01:14:09,490 THANKS. 1354 01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:13,032 -NO. YOU ARE. YOU HAVE SOME ORIGINAL MOVES. -I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON 'EM. 1355 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:14,615 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 1356 01:14:14,615 --> 01:14:16,281 A COUPLE TIMES. 1357 01:14:16,281 --> 01:14:17,948 I'M DONNIE. 1358 01:14:19,281 --> 01:14:23,907 HI. CHRISTINA. 1359 01:14:23,907 --> 01:14:28,698 IT FEELS LIKE SIXTEEN CANDLES. 1360 01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:32,114 -I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME. -REALLY? 1361 01:14:32,114 --> 01:14:38,948 WELL, THAT'S NICE. I MEAN, GIVE ME YOUR CARD. I'LL CALL YOU SOMETIME. 1362 01:14:38,948 --> 01:14:43,239 THANK YOU. YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE PERSON. 1363 01:14:43,239 --> 01:14:44,948 YEAH, WORK THAT MONKEY. 1364 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,823 I'LL WORK ON THE MONKEY. 1365 01:14:49,823 --> 01:14:52,448 ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY YOU'VE FOUND SOMEBODY 1366 01:14:52,448 --> 01:14:57,573 ♪ WHO MAKES YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN' WITH YOU, COOL 1367 01:14:57,573 --> 01:15:01,781 ♪ SO YOU ACT LIKE YOU READY BUT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW 1368 01:15:01,781 --> 01:15:05,114 ♪ AND EVERYTHING IN YOUR PAST YOU WANNA LET IT GO 1369 01:15:05,114 --> 01:15:08,156 ♪ I BEEN THERE, DONE IT 1370 01:15:08,156 --> 01:15:11,907 ♪ AFTER ALL THAT THIS IS WHAT I FOUND 1371 01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:15,698 ♪ NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE ♪ 1372 01:15:15,698 --> 01:15:16,573 HEY, DONNIE. HI. 1373 01:15:16,573 --> 01:15:18,032 HEY. 1374 01:15:18,032 --> 01:15:18,990 HEY, DO YOU HAVE A PEN? 1375 01:15:18,990 --> 01:15:20,239 YOU BETCHA. 1376 01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:25,156 ♪ YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD ♪ 1377 01:15:25,156 --> 01:15:29,323 I'M A JERK, AND I WANNA APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I DID NOT PLAN ON CALLING YOU. 1378 01:15:29,323 --> 01:15:32,364 I AM GONNA GIVE YOU MY NUMBER SO THAT YOU CAN CALL ME 1379 01:15:32,364 --> 01:15:35,823 BECAUSE I FOUND OUT SOMETHING 1380 01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:41,573 THAT WAS COMPLETELY LIFE-CHANGING. THAT IT'S OKAY TO TAKE A CHANCE, YOU KNOW? 1381 01:15:41,573 --> 01:15:45,448 IT'S OKAY TO. LOVE IS CRAZY, AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS. IT'S TAKING A CHANCE. 1382 01:15:45,448 --> 01:15:50,781 AND MY GIRLFRIEND COURTNEY AND I WENT ON THIS CRAZY RIDE AND WENT FOR A GUY. 1383 01:15:50,781 --> 01:15:55,948 I WENT ACROSS THE STATE PRACTICALLY TO FIND THIS GUY THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 1384 01:15:55,948 --> 01:15:59,531 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. BUT HERE I AM, I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 1385 01:15:59,531 --> 01:16:04,239 AND I KNOW THAT IF I JUST TAKE A CHANCE...MAYBE WITH YOU...THAT, I DON'T KNOW... 1386 01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:10,531 FORGET IT. WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET LAID? 1387 01:16:10,531 --> 01:16:12,865 ♪ YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD 1388 01:16:12,865 --> 01:16:18,323 ♪ HANG YOUR OWN PHONE UP HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT BACK 1389 01:16:18,323 --> 01:16:20,364 ♪ OH, YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD 1390 01:16:20,364 --> 01:16:25,740 ♪ IF YOU MISS A DATE YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S A DRAG 1391 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:30,114 ♪ OH, YOU GOT IT BAD WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE HOUSE 1392 01:16:30,114 --> 01:16:35,573 ♪ AND YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE FUN THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU GOT IT BAD ♪ 1393 01:16:36,406 --> 01:16:39,615 NO PROBLEM. OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 1394 01:16:47,239 --> 01:16:48,656 UM, CHRIS? 1395 01:16:48,656 --> 01:16:49,907 YEAH? 1396 01:16:49,907 --> 01:16:51,740 HONEY? 1397 01:16:53,073 --> 01:16:54,531 UH... 1398 01:16:54,531 --> 01:16:55,740 WAIT. WHAT? 1399 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,781 OH, MY GOD. 1400 01:17:03,781 --> 01:17:06,615 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1401 01:17:06,615 --> 01:17:09,156 I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ONE ON YOUR OWN. 1402 01:17:09,156 --> 01:17:12,781 IT'S ALL GOOD, GIRL. SHH. 1403 01:17:12,781 --> 01:17:16,406 FIGURE THIS ONE OUT. FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY. 1404 01:17:22,406 --> 01:17:24,281 CHRISTINA. 1405 01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:27,406 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1406 01:17:27,406 --> 01:17:29,907 I CAME HERE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 1407 01:17:29,907 --> 01:17:32,156 FOR WHAT? 1408 01:17:32,156 --> 01:17:34,032 FOR NOT TELLING YOU I WAS GETTING MARRIED. 1409 01:17:34,032 --> 01:17:36,823 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT, AND I DIDN'T. AND I'M SORRY. 1410 01:17:36,823 --> 01:17:40,531 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT NEEDS THE LAST FLING BEFORE YOUR WEDDING. THAT'S... 1411 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:46,281 NO, NO. I'M NOT THAT GUY. YOU SPILLED MY DRINK, AND I LET YOU BUY ME A BEER. 1412 01:17:46,281 --> 01:17:48,823 THAT WAS ALL THERE WAS TO IT. 1413 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:53,823 WE HAD FUN. WE TALKED. THAT WAS IT. 1414 01:17:53,823 --> 01:17:55,656 RIGHT? 1415 01:17:56,948 --> 01:17:59,281 YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 1416 01:18:00,198 --> 01:18:01,490 I DIDN'T GET MARRIED. 1417 01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:09,490 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1418 01:18:09,490 --> 01:18:12,156 JUDY AND I, WE CALLED IT OFF. 1419 01:18:12,156 --> 01:18:14,615 WELL, 1420 01:18:14,615 --> 01:18:18,823 I HOPE THAT THING THAT HAPPENED DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1421 01:18:18,823 --> 01:18:21,698 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. 1422 01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:24,531 JUDY AND I BOTH REALIZED WE WERE DOING THE WRONG THING. 1423 01:18:24,531 --> 01:18:27,615 I MEAN, TWO PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN LOVE. 1424 01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:31,573 BUT JUDY... I MEAN, SHE'S HAPPY. SHE'S SCUBA DIVING IN BALI. 1425 01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:36,032 SHE REALLY LIKED YOU TOO. SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT. WHY WERE YOU AT MY WEDDING? 1426 01:18:36,032 --> 01:18:37,865 YOU KNOW, 1427 01:18:37,865 --> 01:18:42,281 IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE SORT OF SPONTANEOUS THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DO. 1428 01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:48,198 IT WAS JUST REALLY... IT JUST GOT SCREWED UP. 1429 01:18:50,032 --> 01:18:55,990 LOOK, I CAME HERE TONIGHT 'CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 1430 01:18:55,990 --> 01:19:00,531 AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE, UH... 1431 01:19:00,531 --> 01:19:05,823 WELL, THAT NIGHT THAT WE MET, I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING, 1432 01:19:05,823 --> 01:19:08,907 SOME FEELING I HAD ABOUT US OR... 1433 01:19:08,907 --> 01:19:13,740 I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU MIGHT FEEL THAT WAY TOO. 1434 01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:17,073 IS THIS A MUTUAL THING, OR AM I JUST...THIS IS NOT A MUTUAL THING AT ALL. 1435 01:19:17,073 --> 01:19:20,656 -THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING. I AM STUPID. I SHOULD GO. -WAIT, WAIT. 1436 01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:23,073 I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, 1437 01:19:23,073 --> 01:19:26,198 AND I'M GONNA GO JUMP OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE NOW. 1438 01:19:26,198 --> 01:19:30,740 THANKS. SEE YA. I'M STUPID. THAT'S RIGHT. 1439 01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:35,656 IN FACT, THAT'S IT... EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO...TO DO. 1440 01:19:35,656 --> 01:19:39,531 THAT'S, UH...YES, YES. GOSH, IT'S GOING SO WELL. 1441 01:19:39,531 --> 01:19:40,907 YES. 1442 01:20:00,990 --> 01:20:02,907 I'M NOT GONNA BE AFRAID. 1443 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:10,948 PETER? 1444 01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:16,948 PETER? PETER, WAIT! 1445 01:20:20,615 --> 01:20:22,823 PETER! 1446 01:20:22,823 --> 01:20:24,573 PETER? 1447 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:30,823 SHIT. 1448 01:20:39,698 --> 01:20:40,823 HI. 1449 01:20:47,323 --> 01:20:50,781 COME ON! OH! 1450 01:20:50,781 --> 01:20:52,698 ARE YOU OKAY? 1451 01:20:53,907 --> 01:20:55,323 YES. OH, MY GOD. 1452 01:20:55,323 --> 01:20:57,198 OH, MY GOD. 1453 01:20:57,198 --> 01:20:59,364 -LOOK, I DON'T THINK I REALLY HANDLED THAT TOO WELL. -NO, LISTEN. 1454 01:20:59,364 --> 01:21:03,490 I DIDN'T HANDLE IT AT ALL. I'M SO SORRY. 1455 01:21:03,490 --> 01:21:07,990 LOOK, I WANTED TO FIND YOU SO I COULD TELL YOU THAT... WHAT I COULDN'T TELL YOU UP THERE, 1456 01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:11,281 WHICH WAS THAT I DID COME TO YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1457 01:21:11,281 --> 01:21:14,656 BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, AND YOU'D BETTER BE A REALLY GOOD KISSER. 1458 01:21:25,198 --> 01:21:26,823 WOW. 1459 01:21:28,698 --> 01:21:29,907 THAT WAS WEAK. 1460 01:21:31,323 --> 01:21:32,823 YEAH. WEAK? 1461 01:21:35,114 --> 01:21:37,281 IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN TRY AGAIN. 1462 01:21:37,281 --> 01:21:38,656 OKAY? 1463 01:21:48,239 --> 01:21:51,907 YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER IN MY DREAM. IT'S WEIRD... 1464 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:52,948 HOLD THESE. 1465 01:21:57,406 --> 01:21:59,990 -I THOUGHT THIS WAS, LIKE, MUTUAL. -OH, MY GOD. 1466 01:21:59,990 --> 01:22:03,740 NO, I'M SERIOUS. LISTEN, I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY? 1467 01:22:04,865 --> 01:22:07,156 WHAT? WAIT, WAIT. 1468 01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:10,573 -THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS. REALLY NICE TOUCH. -I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. 1469 01:22:10,573 --> 01:22:14,740 I JUST WOKE UP. UNBELIEVABLE! 1470 01:22:21,239 --> 01:22:24,656 CHRISTINA WALTERS. YEP, I KNOW HER. 1471 01:22:24,656 --> 01:22:28,907 BITCH. MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL. 1472 01:22:28,907 --> 01:22:31,907 FIRST SHE TRIES TO PAWN ME OFF ON HER FRIEND. THEN SHE CALLS ME A DICK, 1473 01:22:31,907 --> 01:22:34,948 THEN SHE HUNTS ME DOWN LIKE A DOG AT MY OWN WEDDING. 1474 01:22:34,948 --> 01:22:39,114 THEN, WHEN I TRY TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING, SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1475 01:22:39,114 --> 01:22:43,364 "YOU'RE ONE OF HUNDREDS. I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR YOU. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1476 01:22:43,364 --> 01:22:46,448 WAH, WAH, WAH. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA." 1477 01:22:48,781 --> 01:22:51,948 IS THAT HOW I SOUNDED? "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"? 1478 01:22:57,448 --> 01:22:58,990 THE MOVIE IS STARTING. 1479 01:22:58,990 --> 01:23:00,823 LET'S GO. 1480 01:23:11,656 --> 01:23:13,490 WHO LOVES YA? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 1481 01:23:27,781 --> 01:23:28,823 FUCK GRANDMA. 1482 01:23:28,823 --> 01:23:30,948 ♪ WHEN IT'S OVER 1483 01:23:30,948 --> 01:23:36,490 ♪ THAT'S THE TIME I FALL IN LOVE AGAIN ♪ 1484 01:23:39,823 --> 01:23:41,323 SAVE YOURSELF A BUCK. 1485 01:23:46,448 --> 01:23:48,156 A GIRL THAT YOU LICK. 1486 01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:49,781 YES. THAT YOU LICK. REALLY? 1487 01:23:49,781 --> 01:23:50,948 A GIRL THAT I LICK? 1488 01:23:55,323 --> 01:23:58,406 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY ♪ 1489 01:23:58,406 --> 01:24:00,573 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1490 01:24:00,573 --> 01:24:03,531 ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING THE CREDITS NOW? 1491 01:24:11,865 --> 01:24:13,531 OH, GOD! 1492 01:24:15,114 --> 01:24:17,698 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING 1493 01:24:17,698 --> 01:24:20,781 ♪ ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING ♪ 1494 01:24:20,781 --> 01:24:22,823 CHICKS FREAK ON THIS GUY. 1495 01:24:22,823 --> 01:24:24,740 YOU OWE ME...AW, SHEESH. 1496 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:34,490 HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT... YEAH. COPY THAT. 1497 01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:44,907 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 1498 01:24:48,239 --> 01:24:52,907 I THINK THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE. 1499 01:24:52,907 --> 01:24:56,281 ♪ IT NEVER ENDS ALL THE THINGS I USED TO SAY 1500 01:24:56,281 --> 01:24:58,948 ♪ ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY 1501 01:24:58,948 --> 01:25:02,740 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW ♪ 1502 01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:08,907 -DON'T YOU LIKE HOW SEXY I AM? -OH! 1503 01:25:11,573 --> 01:25:16,573 OKAY! I'M NOT GONNA BE AFRAID! 1504 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,948 I'M NOT! 1505 01:25:24,406 --> 01:25:29,114 IT'S A VERY BAD RUMOR. IT'S A RUMOR. I'M SERIOUS. CRAP. 1506 01:25:30,114 --> 01:25:31,656 OW. 1507 01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:38,156 -YOU REALLY GOT MY ASS THERE. -SORRY. 1508 01:25:38,156 --> 01:25:39,281 NO, IT'S GOOD. 1509 01:25:42,948 --> 01:25:43,948 CUT. 1510 01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:53,364 I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1511 01:25:53,364 --> 01:25:55,573 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1512 01:25:55,573 --> 01:25:57,948 -I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. -YOU DO. AMAZING. 1513 01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:02,865 ♪ WHEN IT'S OVER ♪ 1514 01:26:04,698 --> 01:26:07,114 WE CAN SIT HERE LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT. 1515 01:26:07,114 --> 01:26:08,823 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. 1516 01:26:08,823 --> 01:26:11,114 GRANDMA! 1517 01:26:11,114 --> 01:26:14,948 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY 1518 01:26:14,948 --> 01:26:18,698 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW ♪ 1519 01:26:18,698 --> 01:26:19,823 I'M NOT BAH-JIGGITY. 1520 01:26:19,823 --> 01:26:22,281 YOU ARE SO BAH-JIGGITY. 1521 01:26:22,281 --> 01:26:24,907 ♪ ALL THE THINGS SHE USED TO BRING, ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING 1522 01:26:24,907 --> 01:26:29,156 ♪ ALL HER FAVORITE TV SHOWS HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW 1523 01:26:29,156 --> 01:26:34,281 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY ♪ 1524 01:26:34,281 --> 01:26:36,865 IT'S JESUS. LOOK. IT'S JESUS. 1525 01:26:38,781 --> 01:26:40,615 ♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING ♪ 1526 01:26:40,615 --> 01:26:43,531 SO I GUESS A BLOW JOB'S OUT OF THE QUESTION? 1527 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:45,531 OH, THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING. 1528 01:26:45,531 --> 01:26:46,740 Bye! 1529 01:26:52,032 --> 01:26:54,114 Director: CUT! 1530 01:26:54,114 --> 01:26:56,198 WELL, THAT WAS FUN. 1531 01:27:03,323 --> 01:27:05,698 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES 1532 01:27:05,698 --> 01:27:08,823 ♪ WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR HAND 1533 01:27:10,364 --> 01:27:12,239 ♪ DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATIN' 1534 01:27:13,364 --> 01:27:16,198 ♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND 1535 01:27:16,198 --> 01:27:20,823 ♪ BABY, DO YOU FEEL THE SAME 1536 01:27:20,823 --> 01:27:25,239 ♪ AM I ONLY DREAMING 1537 01:27:25,239 --> 01:27:29,156 ♪ OR IS THIS BURNIN' BURNIN' 1538 01:27:29,156 --> 01:27:32,656 ♪ AN ETERNAL FLAME 1539 01:27:32,656 --> 01:27:35,406 ♪ SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME 1540 01:27:35,406 --> 01:27:37,948 ♪ THE SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN 1541 01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:41,156 ♪ A WHOLE LIFE SO LONELY 1542 01:27:41,156 --> 01:27:45,406 ♪ AND THEN YOU COME AND EASE THE PAIN 1543 01:27:45,406 --> 01:27:50,907 ♪ I DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING 1544 01:28:06,781 --> 01:28:08,281 ♪ BURNIN' 1545 01:28:11,615 --> 01:28:13,781 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES 1546 01:28:13,781 --> 01:28:17,698 ♪ AND GIVE ME YOUR HAND, BABY 1547 01:28:17,698 --> 01:28:22,073 ♪ DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATIN' 1548 01:28:22,073 --> 01:28:24,448 ♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND 1549 01:28:24,448 --> 01:28:28,615 ♪ DO YOU FEEL THE SAME 1550 01:28:28,615 --> 01:28:33,114 ♪ AM I ONLY DREAMING 1551 01:28:33,114 --> 01:28:36,448 ♪ OR IS THIS BURNIN' 1552 01:28:36,448 --> 01:28:41,907 ♪ AN ETERNAL FLAME? ♪ 1553 01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:32,907 Uh, it's over. Buh-bye. Go home. 114228

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