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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:52,487 So, what are the most important aspects of being a male model? 2 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,445 Look good. 3 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,405 Yes? And? 4 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,972 - Er, that's it. - And walk! 5 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:03,411 Look good and walk? But not at the same time, right? 6 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:07,197 - Most of the times at the same time. - Really? Can you do that? 7 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,418 - Er, sure. - Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead. 8 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,115 Whoo! Yeah! 9 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,385 Thank you. Next! 10 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,346 Okay... Hello, hello, hello. 11 00:01:26,737 --> 00:01:28,957 What do we have here? 12 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,915 - Hey, there. - What's up, man? 13 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,397 So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model? 14 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,356 All the way, right from the start. 15 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,533 - Even your father? - Even my father, yeah. Why? 16 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:43,406 He wanted you to enter this industry where you earn only 1/3 of the women, 17 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:45,843 where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men 18 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,846 who want to sleep with you? 19 00:01:55,766 --> 00:01:58,813 'I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing here with my very best friend...' 20 00:01:58,856 --> 00:02:00,510 - What was your name? - Er, Carl. 21 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:01,859 My best friend Carl! 22 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:04,602 - How are you today, Carl? - Yeah, good, good. 23 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:08,997 So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand? 24 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,435 Er, I don't know, man. I don't know. 25 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:14,134 Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones, 26 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,570 and the more expensive the brand gets, 27 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,139 you start to look down on your consumer. 28 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:22,490 Like, if you want to be a part of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd, 29 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,665 you have to show us some serious cash. 30 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,712 - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah? - Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! 31 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,716 And if you get the job, you will get to wear exclusive clothing, 32 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:34,022 and look down on your consumer. 33 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,156 Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look. 34 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,810 - No, no... - Yeah, let's go! 35 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,855 Come on, Carl! You can do it. 36 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,164 Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me!" 37 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,733 "I'm an Aryan 'UÜbermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself" 38 00:02:48,776 --> 00:02:53,477 "to be involved with anything that doesn't fit my stylized image of the world." 39 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,131 Wait... 40 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,177 "Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive." 41 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,918 "It's H&M!" 42 00:02:59,961 --> 00:03:01,919 Everybody, come together! 43 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:05,620 "You can too be a part of this happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors, 44 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:09,188 - "- for not that much money!" - Everyonesequal, 45 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,496 "#happylife, #stopclimatechange." 46 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:16,500 Oh, no! Oh! I am so sorry, darling. 47 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:20,503 I didn't see that it was Balenciaga you're wearing. 48 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:23,507 "We are strong and tough and unapproachable!" 49 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,596 Show me that Balenciaga look! 50 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:30,296 Oh, I'm sorry, I think it's back to H&M again! 51 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:34,038 "Yeah! We're just kidding. We're so cheap, we're so happy!" 52 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:36,040 Everybody, come closer together! 53 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:39,175 Balenciaga is back! Ooh, fiercer than ever! 54 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,915 "We are stone cold." 55 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,396 "Yes! Oh, my God, get away from us!" 56 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,442 H&M is here again! 57 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:46,747 Balenciaga! 58 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,966 And H&M! 59 00:03:48,009 --> 00:03:49,271 Balenciaga! 60 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,187 And H&M! 61 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,537 Oh, everybody, give it up for these guys! 62 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,670 Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl! 63 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:05,766 Here... 64 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,551 - Hi. - Hello. 65 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,640 How are you guys doing? 66 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,829 - Oh, it's you? - Yeah. 67 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:26,918 You can hardly tell it's the same guy. 68 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:28,442 How old is this perfume campaign? 69 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:31,358 When was it? Er, three years ago. 70 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:35,622 - And then maybe a year after that. - Okay... 71 00:04:35,665 --> 00:04:37,928 So you do castings again, then? 72 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,497 Yeah. 73 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,759 Could you do a little walk for us? 74 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:46,721 Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping. 75 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,112 Yeah. 76 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,298 One more time. 77 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,478 Okay. 78 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,874 Okay... 79 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:14,791 Today, fashion is not just about surface. It's about the inside. 80 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,968 Think about a tune that you like when you walk. 81 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:19,622 Look at me. 82 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:30,547 - Can you do that? - Yeah, so like a rhythm? 83 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,418 Yeah. Go! 84 00:05:43,298 --> 00:05:46,781 Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness? 85 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,567 - It's like between your eyebrows here. - Okay. 86 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,742 A little bit more... 87 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:56,355 Okay. And open your mouth so you look a little bit more available. 88 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,012 Okay, not that much. A little bit less. 89 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:04,451 Okay. Thank you very much. 90 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,541 - Thank you. - Thanks. 91 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:10,238 Next, please! 92 00:06:17,245 --> 00:06:19,029 - Hi! - Hi. 93 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,156 - Where can I sit? - Sorry? 94 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:29,509 - I don't have a seat now. - Can you just...? There's a seat. 95 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,250 Just right up there. Yeah. Just there. 96 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:21,168 Yaya! Yaya! 97 00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:29,350 Yaya, look here. Look here, Yaya! 98 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:33,006 Yaya! 99 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,488 Yaya! 100 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,855 Thank you, sir. 101 00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,653 Thank you, honey. 102 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:14,004 That's so sweet of you. 103 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:28,452 Do you like the place? 104 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:30,890 - A little stuffy? - A little stuffy. 105 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,639 What? 106 00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:44,991 I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there. 107 00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,775 No, I'm not. I'm not. 108 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,213 Cool. 109 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,437 I can tell there's something's wrong. Just talk to me, what is it? 110 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,139 No, it's just... 111 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,793 When you say... 112 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:08,405 When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that... 113 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,931 You don't really give me an option but to pay. 114 00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:15,936 It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed. 115 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,855 - We can split the bill if you like. - No, no... 116 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,423 - I can whip out a calculator... - No, no, okay. 117 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,446 - How many glasses of wine did you have? - Oh, sure... 118 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,428 - You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean. 119 00:11:31,472 --> 00:11:33,909 Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know. 120 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,696 Hmm... 121 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,307 Don't you remember last night? You said you were gonna... 122 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,399 You said you were gonna pay for food today. 123 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:49,926 At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it." 124 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,322 Sure, but then you picked up the bill, 125 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,822 and I thought you wanted to pay, so I said, "Thank you, honey." 126 00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:00,850 - But it was there for such a long time... - I didn't see it. 127 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:06,508 - You didn't see it? - I, er... 128 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,206 No, I didn't. I didn't see it. 129 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,644 Or I didn't notice it. We were just having a nice dinner. 130 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,346 You didn't see the bill when it got put on the table? 131 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,390 No, I didn't, Carl. 132 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,750 So the waiter came in, and put it in the middle of the table just there. 133 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,577 - And you didn't happen to see it? - Oh, my God! 134 00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:37,712 What? I'm asking you seriously now, because... 135 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,149 Wow... 136 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:41,890 What's... What's "wow"? 137 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:48,245 What are you doing? 138 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:51,813 No, no, no. Just don't... Wait. Can you sit down? Sit down. 139 00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:55,383 I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong! 140 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:59,952 - Seriously? - Calm down. Please, just sit down. 141 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:03,739 - You're fighting over money! - No! That's not what's... 142 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,611 - That's literally what's happening. - I'm just pointing out the fact that... 143 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,962 - Why are you so obsessed with money? - I'm not obsessed. 144 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:13,269 Can you just sit down, please? I'm not obsessed with money. 145 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:16,796 It was just an observation from yesterday. Can you please sit down? 146 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,591 - No, no, no... What are you doing? - It's fine. 147 00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:35,770 Well, you can't pay now, that's ridiculous. 148 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,294 - Don't, Carl. - What are you doing? 149 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:41,081 - Let go. - No, no, no... I'm paying the bill. 150 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,779 That's not why I said it. 151 00:13:47,216 --> 00:13:50,917 - Sorry. - Are we enjoying ourselves? 152 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,876 Yes, thanks, yeah. Yaya... 153 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,183 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 154 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,461 Now I feel bad. 155 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:17,072 Why? I make more money than you. 156 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:31,913 Excuse me. Your card didn't work. 157 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,484 - Do you have another one, maybe? - Can you try it again, please? 158 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,703 I tried it twice. 159 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,884 - I'm sorry, we don't accept that one. - Just take this one. 160 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,102 Carl! Just give me a second. Just wait! 161 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,192 - Let me pay. - Just wait! 162 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,417 It's fine, you don't have enough cash. Take that. 163 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,549 - You accept that one, yeah? - Yes. 164 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,292 - Thank you. - Thanks so much. 165 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,149 Thank you. 166 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:21,370 I do think it's quite crazy how it's such a hard thing to talk about. 167 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,982 Money. 168 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:30,466 It's such a touchy subject. Don't you think? 169 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:33,514 Yeah, I think it's un-sexy to talk about money. 170 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:42,174 Okay, but then why is that? 171 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,915 I don't know, it's just not sexy. 172 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,224 Well, you don't think it's because it's so tied to gender roles? 173 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,663 Fuckin' hell, the menu in the restaurant didn't even have prices for you. 174 00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,751 That's not fair, Carl. 175 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:59,018 - I'm always paying. - No, no, no, let's take you out of it here. 176 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,629 And just talk about women in general. 177 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:06,241 I'm a generous person, Carl. Ask any of my friends. 178 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,507 Sure you're generous, but... 179 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,295 But? 180 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,212 When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate. 181 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,650 I don't want to be the man, whilst you're the woman, 182 00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:24,652 I want us to be best friends. 183 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,785 - I don't wanna sleep with my best friend. - No, that's not... 184 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:30,919 You don't understand what I'm trying to say. I mean... 185 00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:33,529 We shouldn't just slip into the stereotypical gender-based roles 186 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,923 that everyone else seems to be doing. 187 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,451 I want us to be equal. 188 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,336 Excuse me? 189 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:59,295 - You have to fight. - I'm sorry, what? 190 00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:02,167 If you love her, you have to fight for her. 191 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,083 I've been there, I know. 192 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,998 If you don't fight, you're gonna be her slave. 193 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,048 The thing is, Yaya, I like to take you for dinner. I enjoy paying for you. 194 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,007 But there comes a point where I do feel used. 195 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,401 I use you? 196 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:21,056 Well, I'm just referring to my feelings now, but sure, if we... 197 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,711 No, no. Just wait. If we go back the last week or so, 198 00:18:23,753 --> 00:18:26,017 then, yeah, maybe there is a point... 199 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,714 Are you being serious? 200 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,978 I got you this shirt. I invited you for dinner. 201 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:33,589 - You're staying at my hotel. - Well, you got this shirt for free. 202 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:37,855 - And actually you didn't pay for dinner. - That's because my card didn't work. 203 00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:41,163 There's a cash machine in the lobby. I'll pay you back every last cent... 204 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,077 It's okay. 205 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,949 Carl, I always intended to pay you back. 206 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:49,127 I didn't realize you wanted the money right now before going to bed. 207 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,784 - So your intention was to pay me back? - Yes. 208 00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,482 - Really? - Yeah. 209 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,137 So why did you take the 50-euro bill? 210 00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:04,230 Once I realized you didn't have enough cash, I paid the bill. 211 00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:08,016 Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill, you put it back in your purse. 212 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,801 What? I'm just saying what happened, Yaya. 213 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,500 What are you...? Don't! 214 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:19,201 What the fuck are you doing? 215 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,724 Don't fucking do that to me! 216 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,989 Don't... fucking do that to me, Yaya! 217 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,513 Don't do that to me! 218 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,517 'Going down.' - Don't fucking shove things down me! 219 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,126 - You fucking child! - Seriously... 220 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,365 You're behaving like a crazy person. 221 00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,217 Shut up! Don't do things like that to me! 222 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,000 What the hell are you doing with my money? 223 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,656 Your money? Oh, my God! It's not about money, Yaya! 224 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,223 It's not about... 225 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,534 It's not about the fucking money, Yaya! 226 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:49,404 - Oh! - This is... No, it's not! 227 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,233 You're not understanding the point! It's not about the money! 228 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,932 I'll give you that 50 euros! I'll give you a 100 euros! 229 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,152 - Oh, yeah? - No! I'm serious now! 230 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,936 This is not about the fucking money! Why won't you understand it? 231 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,201 Understand my point! 232 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:05,073 This is not about the money! 233 00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:09,076 - Oh, my God. Okay, okay. - I want it to be equal, Yaya! 234 00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:13,907 Thought he might be dangerous, but he just looked like... 235 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,480 Bullshit feminist. 236 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,653 For fuck's... 237 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:21,383 - What have you been doing? - Trying to sleep on a chair. 238 00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:24,430 - How'd that go? - Well, I'm back. 239 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,042 What have you been doing? 240 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:32,307 I was... walking up and down the corridor and... 241 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,049 - Texting you multiple times. - Hmm, a lot... 242 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:39,269 - You saw them? - Yeah. 243 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,669 - This is so silly. - Yeah. 244 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:52,153 I'm... so good at being... 245 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,415 manipulative. 246 00:22:56,461 --> 00:23:00,290 I don't know, I do it and I don't even realize that I'm doing it. 247 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,424 - Yeah... - I love you. 248 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,430 No, but seriously, it's amazing that you can tell me that. 249 00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,476 Now you're a generous person. 250 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:13,608 Okay. 251 00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,263 Alright. 252 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,750 Ask me anything. 253 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,578 You sure? 254 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,928 Uh-huh. 255 00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:33,586 In the restaurant, with the bill... 256 00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,544 What about it? 257 00:23:35,587 --> 00:23:38,721 You intentionally didn't pick that up, right? 258 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,419 - Yes. - Of course. 259 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:46,424 Didn't that embarrass you? 260 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,730 Nope. 261 00:23:50,384 --> 00:23:52,884 - But you make more money than I do. - It's not about the money. 262 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:54,911 And you said you were gonna pay... 263 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,616 It doesn't really matter who makes more money. 264 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,749 What is it about, then? 265 00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,664 What if I... 266 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,493 fall pregnant? 267 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,973 With me? 268 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:20,109 What if I fall pregnant and I can't go on working? 269 00:24:20,153 --> 00:24:23,679 I need to know that the person I'm with intends to take care of me. 270 00:24:23,722 --> 00:24:25,724 Otherwise I'm wasting my time. 271 00:24:29,858 --> 00:24:32,818 Yeah, I guess you're not the kind to work in... 272 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,298 a restaurant or a supermarket, are you? 273 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,476 No offense. 274 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,628 I'm a model, honey, the only way for me to get out of this life 275 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,699 is to become someone's trophy wife. 276 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,008 So, there's nothing else to this for you? 277 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:50,618 Other than... 278 00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:55,450 increasing the followers on our Instagram, and all of that. 279 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,973 - It make sense, doesn't it? - Sure. 280 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,846 I like you. You like me. It's good for business. 281 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,152 Yeah. 282 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,067 - Nothing more? - Uh-hmm. 283 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,940 - Uh-hmm? - Uh-hmm. 284 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,422 I'd like to put a bet on that. 285 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,816 Okay. 286 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,644 - Deal. - Yeah. 287 00:25:20,866 --> 00:25:22,346 We'll see. 288 00:25:23,608 --> 00:25:25,611 I'll make you love me. 289 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,353 - It'll be real love as well. - Oh, yeah? 290 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:31,616 - Yep. - Okay. 291 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:34,270 You'll forget about this trophy shit. 292 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,882 And you'll love me. 293 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:36,463 'The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on two moments. 294 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,034 The first hours the guests are onboard. 295 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:45,125 The last day the guests are onboard. 296 00:26:45,907 --> 00:26:48,780 'And if we can impress them on those two occasions, 297 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:51,609 'then the cruise will probably be a success.' 298 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,787 And I don't want to hear anybody saying, 299 00:26:54,829 --> 00:26:59,355 "We don't need to uncover the sundeck, they all leave after breakfast." 300 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,490 No. I want full set-up every morning. 301 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:04,926 No excuses. 302 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,060 Not even for the last hour. 303 00:27:09,278 --> 00:27:13,066 It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 304 00:27:13,108 --> 00:27:15,502 If there is an illegal substance they want, or... 305 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:18,114 a unicorn! 306 00:27:18,157 --> 00:27:20,463 "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 307 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,030 - Yes! - Whoo! 308 00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:24,598 Yes! 309 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:29,038 I know, I know what it is to work for service. 310 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,605 I know all the challenges you're facing. 311 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:36,480 But at these times, I ask of you to keep that chin up. 312 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:40,222 Stay strong. 313 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,661 And try to remind yourself... 314 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:46,795 if everything goes well... 315 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,406 at the end of the cruise... 316 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,932 - Money, money, money... - you might be getting... 317 00:27:52,974 --> 00:27:57,371 - a very generous tip! - Money, money, money... 318 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,943 Money! Money! Money! 319 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,556 Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! 320 00:28:16,606 --> 00:28:18,434 - Money! - Yes! 321 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,915 Alicia, who do we have onboard? 322 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:25,747 No... 323 00:28:29,663 --> 00:28:31,926 - Housekeeping! - No. No, thank you. 324 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:36,801 - Do you want me to clean the room? - No, thanks. 325 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,065 Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes? 326 00:28:39,107 --> 00:28:42,067 - No, you can come back a bit later. - Okay, one hour? 327 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,548 Could you just come back later, please? 328 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,682 Okay, I'll come back later. Sorry, ma'am. 329 00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:58,432 Let me change. 330 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,201 What? 331 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,595 Nothing. 332 00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,123 - Hey! - Hey. 333 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:30,219 - What are you doing? - What? 334 00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:35,223 - Are you talking to the crew? - Yeah... 335 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:39,924 - Why are you talking to the crew? - I said hello. 336 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,317 Yeah, you smiled at him and said hello. 337 00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:45,451 - So? - Ah... 338 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,814 Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting here together, you shouldn't... 339 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,382 - You just don't do that. - Do what? 340 00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:08,213 If I started smiling at the hot stewardess and... 341 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:10,259 - You know... - You think she's hot? 342 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:16,526 No, but if she was, and I started smiling at her, 343 00:31:16,569 --> 00:31:19,094 and giggling and saying, "Hey," like you did, 344 00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:21,140 then you wouldn't like it, would you? 345 00:31:22,009 --> 00:31:24,011 - Are you jealous? - No. 346 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:26,884 - No? - No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like... 347 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:30,888 I mean, come on, look at you. And then... 348 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:34,587 And then a hot guy turns up. I mean, he shouldn't be... 349 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,459 Do you think he's hot? 350 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:38,983 He's alright. 351 00:31:40,723 --> 00:31:42,335 - Do you? - Yeah! 352 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:46,425 - What the fuck, man? - You just said you thought he was hot! 353 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:50,472 But come on, you don't have to... You said it very quickly. Jesus! 354 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,173 Drop it, okay? 355 00:32:45,788 --> 00:32:47,877 Can I help you, sir? 356 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:49,880 - Sorry, just quickly... - Yes? 357 00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:53,013 I was on the rear deck, and one of your crew members was... 358 00:32:53,057 --> 00:32:54,755 - bare-chested. - Really? 359 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,625 Yeah, and like smoking and stuff. 360 00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,714 Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so inappropriate. 361 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,587 - Yeah, it did feel a little bit... - No, of course. 362 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,459 I'll take care of that. I'm so sorry. 363 00:33:03,502 --> 00:33:06,157 - Maybe it's not a big issue... - No, but it's not acceptable here. 364 00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:09,310 I thought I'd just let you know, cos... Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it. 365 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:11,467 Well, thank you so much. It won't happen again, sir. 366 00:33:11,510 --> 00:33:13,512 - I promise you that. - Alright, thanks. 367 00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,298 - Alicia? - Yeah? 368 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,432 There's a crew member up on deck with no shirt on. 369 00:33:19,474 --> 00:33:20,911 - No shirt on? - Yes. 370 00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:32,749 Sorry. Just, er... 371 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:34,055 Yes? 372 00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:38,058 Is it possible to look at the engagement rings? 373 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:40,757 - Yes. Yes, of course! - Is that alright? 374 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,239 Definitely, yes. Okay. 375 00:33:44,282 --> 00:33:47,851 This is a beautiful ring. This is 24-carat gold. 376 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:50,244 And we have a point nine diamond in the middle, 377 00:33:50,288 --> 00:33:54,075 and we have four brilliants on every side of the band. 378 00:33:54,118 --> 00:33:57,470 - It's a very beautiful ring. - Yes. It's really nice. 379 00:33:57,512 --> 00:34:00,298 Do you want me to try it on so you can see it on a hand? 380 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,865 - Oh, okay, yeah. - Yeah? 381 00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:04,041 - If you don't mind? - No, of course. 382 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,697 Hmm... 383 00:34:13,789 --> 00:34:15,400 Yeah? 384 00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:18,360 It's a very nice diamond, this one. It's a flawless diamond. 385 00:34:19,447 --> 00:34:21,797 What was the price of that one? 386 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:25,018 This one is... 28,000 euros. 387 00:34:28,195 --> 00:34:29,632 Mm-hmm... 388 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:38,945 'Can we get an almond latte to foredeck?' 389 00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,701 Captain? 390 00:34:58,007 --> 00:35:00,184 Uh, yes? 391 00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:03,840 I just wanted to tell you it's time for the safety drill. 392 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,972 Uh, well, no, I'm... 393 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:08,106 I'm just not feeling well. 394 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:12,980 - Should I get the doctor? - No, no, I'll be fine. 395 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,244 Just have the First take care of it, and then... 396 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,117 you know, I'll see you later. 397 00:35:20,856 --> 00:35:22,554 Okay! 398 00:35:22,597 --> 00:35:24,338 - Okay. - Okay. 399 00:35:27,907 --> 00:35:31,128 Abigail? Could you get the tray? Thank you. 400 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,313 Honey, Nutella. 401 00:35:42,356 --> 00:35:43,663 Hm-mm... 402 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,273 Another one? 403 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,021 Have a little look. 404 00:35:57,067 --> 00:36:00,418 - Aren't you going to eat the pasta? - Sorry? 405 00:36:02,115 --> 00:36:05,163 Aren't you going to eat the pasta? 406 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:10,036 Oh, er... No. I'm gluten intolerant. 407 00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:11,429 Oh? 408 00:36:11,472 --> 00:36:14,693 It's just for the pictures. She's an influencer. 409 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,608 - Oh! - Okay. 410 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,088 Wow! 411 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:21,701 You make money from that? 412 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:25,748 - Champagne, sir? - Nah... White wine. 413 00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:29,795 - Sorry, what? - Yeah... It depends. 414 00:36:29,838 --> 00:36:33,842 It depends. You mostly get free stuff, to be honest. 415 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,802 We got this cruise for free. 416 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:42,722 Good! Her looks paid for the tickets. Not bad, huh? 417 00:36:44,592 --> 00:36:47,900 - Good, huh? - I guess so, yeah. It did. 418 00:36:47,943 --> 00:36:50,338 - A lovely couple, huh? - Yeah, that's nice. 419 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:53,427 - Not bad, not bad. - Thank you. 420 00:36:55,909 --> 00:36:58,128 So, what do you do? 421 00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,436 I sell shit. 422 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,831 - What, sorry? - I sell shit! 423 00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:11,532 - Fertilizer for agriculture. - Oh, fertilizer... 424 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,536 - Interesting. - In every business it's the right place... 425 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,670 - in the right moment. - East Europe. 426 00:37:18,713 --> 00:37:22,414 End of 80s, beginning of 90s. 427 00:37:22,456 --> 00:37:23,980 And, er... 428 00:37:24,023 --> 00:37:26,809 So, business start, yeah? 429 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:30,291 - In 80s, I was... - Baby? Can I have this one? 430 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,032 - Yeah. - Yeah? 431 00:37:32,074 --> 00:37:33,728 - Yeah. - Thank you. 432 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,295 - Yeah. - Love you. 433 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:39,126 Yeah, yeah... So, in the beginning of 80s, 434 00:37:39,168 --> 00:37:42,041 I was only CEO 435 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:46,351 in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it. 436 00:37:46,393 --> 00:37:50,528 Hundred thousand pigs, two million chickens. 437 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:54,489 And we're getting some kind of monopoly. 438 00:37:54,532 --> 00:37:57,449 You can call me the King of the Shit! 439 00:37:57,492 --> 00:37:59,972 - It was... - I love him. I love him! 440 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,105 And when you have money, you know, 441 00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:05,413 you don't leave money to sleep, you understand? 442 00:38:05,456 --> 00:38:08,155 - Money must not sleep, you know. - Okay. 443 00:38:08,197 --> 00:38:12,072 So you put this money from this business, 444 00:38:12,114 --> 00:38:16,380 because factories shutting down... 445 00:38:18,425 --> 00:38:20,994 And the desert is tiramisu. 446 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:24,302 Or panna cotta, you like both of those. 447 00:38:27,086 --> 00:38:30,394 - Oh... you choose. - A-ha... 448 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:34,311 You have the panna cotta, I'll have a tiramisu. 449 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,748 Fine. 450 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:41,449 Hello! 451 00:38:45,713 --> 00:38:47,063 Cheers. 452 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:57,204 I'm Clementine. And this is my husband, Winston. 453 00:38:57,246 --> 00:38:59,206 We're from Great Britain. 454 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,657 My name is Clementine. 455 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:17,833 - And this is my husband, Winston. - Winston. 456 00:39:17,876 --> 00:39:19,617 We're from Great Britain. 457 00:39:23,534 --> 00:39:26,711 Hello. This is my wife, Therese. 458 00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:30,237 She understands you perfectly, but my wife had a stroke. 459 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,632 Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking. 460 00:39:43,771 --> 00:39:45,338 "In den... In den..." 461 00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:50,822 In den Wol...? 462 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:54,173 - Wolken. - Wo... 463 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,045 - Champagne, sir? - No, thank you. 464 00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:59,396 - What does it mean? - "Up in the clouds." 465 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,398 Oh! How beautiful. 466 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:11,059 - Bye, girls. - Bye. 467 00:40:11,103 --> 00:40:12,496 Take care. 468 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,373 Nice to meet you, my friend. I hope I work with you again. 469 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,418 It was a pleasure, Mario. 470 00:40:23,115 --> 00:40:25,161 - We're going to miss you. - Miss you already. 471 00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:27,206 - Take care. - Take care, you. 472 00:41:07,202 --> 00:41:08,987 Look at that. 473 00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:13,121 Sad, huh? 474 00:41:16,864 --> 00:41:18,780 He's hunting. 475 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:21,043 - Huh? - He's hunting! 476 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,264 Big dilemma. 477 00:41:25,394 --> 00:41:28,615 Should he take risk, or go to the room, huh? 478 00:41:32,271 --> 00:41:33,534 Come on. 479 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,583 Look, look! 480 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:41,498 Maybe has a little chance! 481 00:42:05,347 --> 00:42:07,001 Amazing... 482 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:11,659 Wow. 483 00:42:14,139 --> 00:42:16,534 Sorry if I'm interrupting. 484 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,318 Er... could you just do me a favor? 485 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,148 I have this girl, who should be here with me, 486 00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:26,021 but couldn't come and... 487 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:29,068 I would like to take a picture. Please. 488 00:42:30,242 --> 00:42:33,114 - Can you take my picture? - Oh, yeah, of course. 489 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,641 I'll stand over here. 490 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:39,818 Oh! Sorry, sorry! 491 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,438 Good? 492 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:54,876 - Thank you very much. - A pleasure... 493 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,487 - Have a nice evening. - Yeah, you, too. 494 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:04,581 Excuse me? Mister? 495 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:09,150 Hi! Eh... Can you please come back? 496 00:43:11,806 --> 00:43:13,807 You can leave your beer, it's okay. 497 00:43:13,851 --> 00:43:16,463 - What? - You can leave your beer. 498 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,773 - If you come in the middle... - Yeah? 499 00:43:21,815 --> 00:43:23,880 Then we can take a picture together, the three of us. 500 00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:26,298 Okay, nice! Nice! 501 00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:28,039 Yeah! 502 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,085 - Now we're talking! - Yeah! 503 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:35,655 More boobs, Yaya! More boobs! 504 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:37,353 Oh... 505 00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:42,228 Thank you very much! You're very generous! 506 00:43:43,532 --> 00:43:46,231 I would like to do something generous to you. 507 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:48,320 They have Rolex watches in the reception. 508 00:43:48,364 --> 00:43:50,757 We can go down there now, and I will buy you Rolex watches! 509 00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:53,239 - No, it's okay. Thank you. - No! I would like... 510 00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,632 It may sound strange, but I'm... 511 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:59,418 What you just did here, it meant so much to me. 512 00:43:59,461 --> 00:44:01,550 So I can... 513 00:44:01,594 --> 00:44:03,378 I'm very rich. 514 00:44:03,422 --> 00:44:06,947 Yes, let's not beat around the bush. I'm very rich. 515 00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:08,862 - How rich are you? - Oh, I'm so... 516 00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:12,824 I'm so fucking rich! I just sold my company. 517 00:44:12,867 --> 00:44:16,958 Yeah, I'm not drunk! I told you, I'm not feeling well. 518 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:20,788 Do you have problem with that? 519 00:44:20,831 --> 00:44:23,137 Can't you respect that? 520 00:44:23,181 --> 00:44:25,010 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening. 521 00:44:25,052 --> 00:44:27,621 - Good evening, madam. - Good evening. 522 00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:30,755 Are you still there, Paula? 523 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,762 - Thomas? - What is it? 524 00:44:37,804 --> 00:44:43,202 I just want to ask you when you're able to hold the Captain's Dinner? 525 00:44:43,244 --> 00:44:45,987 Oh, for fuck's sake... 526 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:49,469 - I can't do the Captain's Dinner now! - No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas. 527 00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:53,777 When are you able to put on your uniform and be there for the guests? 528 00:44:54,603 --> 00:45:00,001 Oh... Okay. Well, what's the forecast? 529 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:03,438 The weather's fine, Thomas. It's about when you can do it. 530 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:06,485 Any day but Thursday. 531 00:45:06,528 --> 00:45:09,706 - Thurs... Thursday's good. - No. Thomas. 532 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,447 - Thursday's bad. - Huh? 533 00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:14,407 We have a low-pressure zone moving in. Any day but Thursday. 534 00:45:14,449 --> 00:45:17,889 - Yes, Thursday! Okay! - Okay, Thomas, listen. 535 00:45:17,931 --> 00:45:19,847 I'll come back and talk to you about this later. 536 00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:23,284 Paula! Every day, they eat dinner. 537 00:45:23,329 --> 00:45:28,159 And they're going to eat dinner Thursday as well. Right? 538 00:45:28,202 --> 00:45:31,989 Your most expensive champagne, and three glasses. 539 00:45:32,032 --> 00:45:34,079 - Is this your boyfriends? - Yeah. 540 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:38,257 Guys, you take care of these girls now! 541 00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:43,914 They're really, really nice girls! Generous. Caring. 542 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,134 You treat them right, you know! 543 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:49,268 You think they want some champagne? 544 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,965 Okay, five glasses! Five glasses. 545 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,932 Ludmilla... 546 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:04,543 - I love you, baby! - Yeah, yeah... 547 00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:10,114 Dance with me! 548 00:46:10,157 --> 00:46:13,639 - I'm terrible at dancing. - What if I go? 549 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,643 - Come on, dance with me! - No, no... 550 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:18,688 Come on! Just a little bit. 551 00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:22,954 - No, I'm... I'm so... - Come on. Don't be shy! 552 00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,782 - No... - Why? I'm dancing. 553 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:28,481 - No... I never dance. - Come on, dance with me. 554 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:29,873 - I just don't. - Why not? 555 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:33,050 - I don't like it. - Okay. 556 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:36,706 - I feel embarrassed. - Alright, it's okay. Whatever... 557 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:20,663 Carl? 558 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,581 Carl? Are you jealous? 559 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:30,369 Hey! Carl? 560 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,635 - Who's Carl? - What? 561 00:47:40,552 --> 00:47:43,817 - You're not Carl? - No, no. I'm the pool guy. 562 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,471 Ooh... 563 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:54,436 Sorry about coming into the mansion, I just needed to get some tools. 564 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,090 Oh? 565 00:48:00,528 --> 00:48:02,443 Over here... 566 00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:08,146 It's very inappropriate. 567 00:48:11,278 --> 00:48:12,889 What if my, er... 568 00:48:14,586 --> 00:48:16,110 husband comes home? 569 00:48:16,153 --> 00:48:17,894 Where is your husband? 570 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:21,289 He really shouldn't be leaving such a beautiful girl on her own. 571 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,117 Because it's very dangerous around here. 572 00:48:27,773 --> 00:48:29,949 - He's working. - Oh... 573 00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,257 - Always working... - Is he? 574 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:35,956 Yeah. It's hot, huh? 575 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,262 - Yeah, I'm very hot. - You should take that off. 576 00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:41,135 - Yeah? - Yeah. Ooh. 577 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,442 Ooh! 578 00:48:47,793 --> 00:48:52,059 The thing is, your husband pays me a lot of money, you see. 579 00:48:52,103 --> 00:48:57,411 So, I do have to just make sure I'm doing my job properly. 580 00:48:57,456 --> 00:48:59,719 - Okay? - You check the pipes. 581 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,547 Yeah, is there any... 582 00:49:02,286 --> 00:49:04,942 is there any down here that need to be... 583 00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:10,512 unblocked, or... is everything okay? 584 00:49:13,907 --> 00:49:15,996 You're sure you're the right guy for the job? 585 00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:18,911 I am, I am. I'm very qualified. 586 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,088 Hmm... Let me see. 587 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,947 Do you know what people regret on their deathbed? 588 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,601 Can you turn the phone? 589 00:49:56,644 --> 00:49:58,255 - No. - No? 590 00:49:58,298 --> 00:50:01,476 That they were working too much, seven out of ten people regret 591 00:50:01,519 --> 00:50:05,784 throwing away their lives on stupid and pointless jobs. 592 00:50:07,090 --> 00:50:11,356 - Can I get you anything to drink? - More champagne, please. 593 00:50:11,398 --> 00:50:15,969 I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault. 594 00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:20,713 And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "Why? Why?" 595 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:24,150 - Life is so unfair. - Yeah. 596 00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:26,806 We are all equal. 597 00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:29,677 - That is so true. - Everyone's equal. 598 00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:41,864 Is there anything you wish for? 599 00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:47,652 - Sorry? - Is there anything you... wish for? 600 00:50:48,914 --> 00:50:51,960 Well... Well, I don't know. 601 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,878 That's so sweet of you, madam, but I'm perfectly fine. 602 00:50:56,922 --> 00:51:01,971 But, but, but, but if today was your last day alive... 603 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:07,280 - hmm... what would you wish for? - I have no idea. 604 00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:12,721 - Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today. 605 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,985 Why don't you go for a swim right now? 606 00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:22,295 Because this is exactly what I'm talking about. 607 00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:25,907 That's so kind of you, madam, but unfortunately we're not allowed 608 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:28,824 to go for a swim during working hours, so... 609 00:51:28,867 --> 00:51:31,436 I want all the staff to go for a swim! 610 00:51:31,478 --> 00:51:34,612 I want you all to go for a swim! 611 00:51:34,655 --> 00:51:39,835 I really feel that I've had one of these moments. 612 00:51:39,878 --> 00:51:43,969 Yeah, well, today might be a little bit problematic... 613 00:51:44,012 --> 00:51:45,275 Problematic? 614 00:51:45,318 --> 00:51:47,146 Cos today we have the Captain's Dinner. 615 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:51,456 Who cares about the Captain's Dinner? This will only take half an hour. 616 00:51:51,498 --> 00:51:53,458 Come on, now. 617 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,764 You work too hard, come on. 618 00:51:57,201 --> 00:52:00,681 - Yeah, well, let me see what I can do. - Merci! 619 00:52:10,909 --> 00:52:14,173 No, no, no! Come back! Come back, please. 620 00:52:14,217 --> 00:52:17,786 Please come back. I have a better idea. 621 00:52:18,657 --> 00:52:20,659 - Sit down. - Okay. 622 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:25,184 Let's reverse roles. 623 00:52:25,228 --> 00:52:28,405 - Sorry? - Just change roles. 624 00:52:30,233 --> 00:52:34,585 You... chillax in the jacuzzi, and I'll get the captain. 625 00:52:34,628 --> 00:52:36,152 Oh... well... 626 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:40,112 Come on! Just be in the moment, like I was. Please! 627 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,594 - Yeah, but... - Come, come, I know you want to. 628 00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:44,900 - Come on! - Yes, I do but... 629 00:52:44,943 --> 00:52:47,119 But there might be a problem for me, if I... 630 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:50,036 Now I have to be the authority. 631 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,777 - Yeah, well, I have my clothes on... - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 632 00:52:52,820 --> 00:52:54,387 Shut up! Now! 633 00:52:56,563 --> 00:53:00,177 I command you, enjoy the moment! 634 00:53:03,353 --> 00:53:05,704 - N-now? - Please. 635 00:53:10,447 --> 00:53:12,101 - No. - No? 636 00:53:12,144 --> 00:53:14,059 - No. - What? 637 00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:17,018 - You say "no" to me? - No. No! 638 00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:18,717 - So it's "yes"? - Yes... No. 639 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,197 - "Yes" or "no"? - I'm saying... 640 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,288 Sorry, I'm saying, n... 641 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,420 I'm saying... 642 00:53:27,465 --> 00:53:31,032 - Yes. - Yes! Ha-ha! 643 00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:34,253 Don't worry. Dimitrios will buy the yacht. 644 00:53:34,297 --> 00:53:36,387 Come on! Sit down, sit down. 645 00:53:36,429 --> 00:53:39,519 - Okay, I'm going in. - Quick, quick, quick... Yes! 646 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,092 - This wonderful Miss... - Alicia. 647 00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,932 Darius? I need your help. 648 00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:05,067 I need you tell one of the guests that the crew can't go for a swim. 649 00:54:05,110 --> 00:54:06,634 Why? 650 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:08,655 Well, I told them it's not possible because of the dinner, 651 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:11,596 but they want to hear it from the captain in person. 652 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:14,338 So I went to Thomas' cabin, I knocked on it, he's not there. 653 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:17,166 He's not responding. I can't get a hold of him, so... 654 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,362 Could you just please go and tell them it's not possible? 655 00:54:19,385 --> 00:54:22,606 - That would be a big help. - Can't you just go for a swim? 656 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,913 No. I mean, that would be the easiest, 657 00:54:24,956 --> 00:54:27,873 but they want us to go from the water slide and... 658 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:31,092 It's not even funny. Why are you laughing, Erik? 659 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:33,487 - Why are you even here? - I'm on my break. 660 00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:36,273 Well, your break is over. Go back to work. 661 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:39,885 It's not even installed yet, it will take forever, and I don't have that time. 662 00:54:39,927 --> 00:54:42,974 The chef has started the dinner, I need the prep-time. 663 00:54:43,018 --> 00:54:44,858 So please go and tell them it's not possible... 664 00:54:44,889 --> 00:54:47,239 I'm not going to go and talk to some crazy Russians. 665 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,677 It's not crazy Russians, it's very rich Russians. 666 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:50,938 Same thing. 667 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:53,072 Go and solve this problem first, and then... 668 00:54:53,114 --> 00:54:55,509 No! We're done. 669 00:54:55,552 --> 00:54:59,599 - Why won't you do this? - Go and take a swim. Jesus... 670 00:54:59,643 --> 00:55:01,385 - Hello, sir! - Hello. 671 00:55:01,427 --> 00:55:05,170 - Can I help you? - I was just looking. 672 00:55:05,213 --> 00:55:07,347 - You want to see the bridge? - If possible. 673 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:11,307 Of course. I can get the First Officer. He's not doing anything right now. 674 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,789 - Could you show the guest the bridge? - Yes, of course. 675 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:16,661 Welcome to the bridge. 676 00:55:16,704 --> 00:55:19,838 I'm Darius. Nice to meet you. 677 00:55:32,545 --> 00:55:33,981 Thomas? 678 00:55:37,724 --> 00:55:39,335 Thomas? Hello? 679 00:55:46,429 --> 00:55:48,909 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 680 00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:54,088 - Actually... I have a question. - Yes, of course. 681 00:55:54,132 --> 00:55:57,353 Yesterday, I was up on the sundeck. 682 00:55:57,396 --> 00:56:00,443 And the sun was shining, everything was perfect. 683 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,836 But then I looked at the sails. 684 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,795 - The sails? - Yes. 685 00:56:04,838 --> 00:56:07,451 And they were... a bit dirty. 686 00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:09,844 - Oh! - Yeah. 687 00:56:09,887 --> 00:56:11,715 - Oh... - Yeah. 688 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,376 Hello? 689 00:56:21,681 --> 00:56:22,682 Hi. 690 00:56:26,512 --> 00:56:30,516 Yeah, but do you realize the food down here is going to be bad? 691 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:33,476 Okay, bye. 692 00:56:34,302 --> 00:56:37,393 Okay, guys, listen up. You are going to swim. 693 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,135 So, bring your swimming pants, and go to the main deck 694 00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,572 as quick as possible, okay? 695 00:56:42,615 --> 00:56:46,751 Come on! Chop, chop! You're going to water slide. 696 00:56:46,793 --> 00:56:48,405 Have fun! 697 00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:32,012 Thomas? 698 00:57:38,715 --> 00:57:40,108 Thomas? 699 00:57:44,112 --> 00:57:45,809 'Good afternoon. 700 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,507 'I hope that everyone has had a great day so far, 701 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:52,293 'and that you're looking forward to the Captain's Dinner tonight. 702 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:56,646 'We would like to inform you that we have a slight change in the schedule. 703 00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:59,824 'The Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30, 704 00:57:59,867 --> 00:58:03,088 'and not at 8:00, as it says on the daily program. 705 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:07,179 The Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30. 706 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,440 'Thank you.' 707 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,443 Why the push? 708 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,184 Cos the crew's going for a... a swim. 709 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:16,840 It's a request from one of the Russians. 710 00:58:17,710 --> 00:58:22,324 - From the water slide. - Oh, my God! This I gotta see. 711 00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:24,717 Whoa, whoa! Do you want to change first? 712 00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:28,505 - Oh, Alessandra! How are you? - Alicia. 713 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:31,202 - Al...? - Can you leave us for a bit, please? 714 00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,987 Let's go inside, yeah? 715 00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:34,989 I think you need to change if you wanna go up... 716 00:58:35,032 --> 00:58:36,730 Yeah, yeah... 717 00:58:36,773 --> 00:58:38,644 - Let's go inside and talk. - No, no... 718 00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:41,518 Are you okay, man? 719 00:58:42,909 --> 00:58:44,521 - Good. - Yeah? 720 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:48,786 - Very good. - We have four and a half hours left. 721 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,788 Until the Captain's Dinner. 722 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:54,139 You chill in your room, have little nap. I'll be back in a couple of hours. 723 00:58:54,181 --> 00:58:56,402 And we'll... go together. 724 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:58,447 Yeah? 725 00:59:01,929 --> 00:59:03,713 Darius... 726 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:05,498 Look at you! 727 00:59:05,541 --> 00:59:10,547 What are you all worked up about? I'm fine! Just totally fine. 728 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:14,027 - Yeah? - Completely, a hundred percent... 729 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,291 fine. 730 00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:21,644 - Mohammed! Mohammed! - What? 731 00:59:21,688 --> 00:59:23,603 Come! Let's go! Come, come! 732 00:59:23,646 --> 00:59:26,693 - What? - Let's go! 733 00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:30,391 Oh! Whoo! 734 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,570 Wonderful! 735 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,663 - Some champagne. - Bravo! 736 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:51,936 Are we enjoying ourselves? Yes! 737 01:00:30,887 --> 01:00:33,978 If you just stand here, and they will be coming to you. 738 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:37,503 - Okay. - Let me see you. Okay. 739 01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,681 - Okay! - Thank you, Paula. 740 01:00:41,724 --> 01:00:44,074 - Just one night, that's all. - Okay. 741 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:48,905 Darius, could you stand next to him? Just to make sure... 742 01:00:54,432 --> 01:00:56,782 - Okay? You're ready? - Thank you. 743 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,306 - Yep. - Yes. 744 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,266 Okay, let's get ready to open the doors. 745 01:01:02,309 --> 01:01:04,748 Open on my signal, yes? 746 01:01:06,574 --> 01:01:08,054 And... go. 747 01:01:12,755 --> 01:01:14,192 Good evening. 748 01:01:14,235 --> 01:01:16,411 - Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. - Thank you. 749 01:01:16,454 --> 01:01:19,414 - Would you like a glass of champagne? - Thank you very much. 750 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:22,329 Good evening. Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. 751 01:01:22,373 --> 01:01:23,940 Hi... Hi! 752 01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:26,769 Good evening. Enjoying your cruise? 753 01:01:28,206 --> 01:01:30,425 - Welcome. - Hello, ma'am. 754 01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:32,905 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 755 01:01:34,777 --> 01:01:37,431 Oh, hello, ma'am. How are you? 756 01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,434 Enjoy your dinner. 757 01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:41,827 Hope the weather's not too rough on you. 758 01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:45,048 - Hello, sir. - Hi. 759 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:46,659 - Welcome. - Thank you. 760 01:01:46,702 --> 01:01:48,791 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 761 01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:51,315 - Hello, sir. - Good evening. Jarmo Bjoörkman... 762 01:01:51,358 --> 01:01:53,710 I have a question. I'm sorry. 763 01:01:55,362 --> 01:01:58,278 - Yesterday, I was up on deck. - Yes. 764 01:01:58,322 --> 01:02:01,934 And it was so beautiful. Everything was fantastic. 765 01:02:01,978 --> 01:02:04,110 But then, I saw the sails. 766 01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:06,766 The sails? 767 01:02:06,809 --> 01:02:08,420 - The sails, yes. - Oh... 768 01:02:08,463 --> 01:02:11,945 Yeah. And they were dirt-gray. 769 01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,731 Do you think it's possible to wash them? 770 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:19,778 Well, I don't think that's possible, ma'am, because, er... 771 01:02:19,822 --> 01:02:23,173 - this is a motorized vessel. - Yeah. 772 01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:25,610 So, we don't have any sails. 773 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:31,181 Maybe it was the sundeck roof? 774 01:02:31,224 --> 01:02:35,969 - Well... Are you sure? - I'm sure. 775 01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:54,204 Yes. He says yes. 776 01:02:54,248 --> 01:02:56,380 - It was sails. - Magnus says yes. 777 01:02:56,423 --> 01:02:57,599 Yes. 778 01:02:58,686 --> 01:03:00,907 Jesus Christ... 779 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,561 Well, then, in that case, 780 01:03:03,605 --> 01:03:05,869 we will clean the sails. 781 01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:09,001 - Yes. - Of course. 782 01:03:09,045 --> 01:03:12,657 I'm sure we can find a solution for you. I'm sure... 783 01:03:12,701 --> 01:03:14,878 - Can I escort you to a table? - Okay. 784 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,010 - Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you. 785 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:20,405 Well... Jarmo Bjoörkman. I'm sitting at your table. 786 01:03:20,447 --> 01:03:22,623 - Oh! Good, good. - Hello, Jarmo. 787 01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:24,409 Are you also sitting at the captain's table? 788 01:03:24,452 --> 01:03:25,539 Yes, I am. 789 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:28,152 - Is it this one? - Yes. Go ahead. 790 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:29,849 Oh, Lord... 791 01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:44,777 It's not so much apps as code. 792 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:49,041 I create code for apps. So you can program... 793 01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:54,655 So, I sell my codes and my skills to different tech companies. 794 01:03:56,222 --> 01:04:01,838 And then, the game makers are pitching ideas to me. 795 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,621 Sir. 796 01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:09,367 So, good evening. 797 01:04:09,409 --> 01:04:11,672 For tonight's first meal, we will be serving you 798 01:04:11,717 --> 01:04:14,851 some delicious oysters with some black Russian caviar. 799 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:17,722 - Please enjoy. - Thank you. 800 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:27,340 - Are we enjoying the food? - Yes, very much. 801 01:04:35,827 --> 01:04:38,309 So, what business do you have together? 802 01:04:38,351 --> 01:04:40,614 Oh, it's a family business. 803 01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:43,791 Producing products in precision engineering. 804 01:04:45,184 --> 01:04:46,969 What do you manufacture? 805 01:04:47,012 --> 01:04:50,059 Well, our products have been employed in upholding democracy 806 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,278 all over the world. 807 01:04:58,023 --> 01:04:59,896 What product is that? 808 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:03,463 Basically, our best-selling product is the hand grenade. 809 01:05:05,248 --> 01:05:07,164 Sorry, the what? 810 01:05:07,206 --> 01:05:09,427 The hand grenade, dear. 811 01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:18,130 For a long time, it was the personal exploding device. 812 01:05:18,175 --> 01:05:22,831 But then came those UN regulations, and messed everything up. 813 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:26,139 A personal exploding device... 814 01:05:26,182 --> 01:05:27,793 Excuse me. 815 01:05:27,835 --> 01:05:32,101 Is a very complicated word for a land mine. 816 01:05:32,144 --> 01:05:34,581 Yeah... 817 01:05:35,887 --> 01:05:40,110 Those regulations trimmed... 25% off on profits. 818 01:05:40,152 --> 01:05:42,938 - Yeah. - It was hard times for us, but... 819 01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:47,594 - We pulled together, didn't we? - Yes, we did, darling. 820 01:05:47,639 --> 01:05:50,163 And we still love each other. 821 01:05:50,206 --> 01:05:52,034 - A toast! - Oh, yeah. 822 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,952 Er... to love! 823 01:05:57,344 --> 01:05:58,606 - To love. - To love. 824 01:06:08,224 --> 01:06:10,487 - Sir. - Madam. 825 01:06:15,318 --> 01:06:18,931 This is our sea urchin, with an emulsion of sea weed. 826 01:06:18,974 --> 01:06:22,978 On top, you've got black truffle, caviar, chili oil, 827 01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:25,719 and a drizzle of yuzu vinaigrette. 828 01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:27,505 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 829 01:06:31,204 --> 01:06:33,641 - Hmm! - Hmm... 830 01:06:40,909 --> 01:06:44,043 - Are you enjoying yourself? - Yes. 831 01:06:44,086 --> 01:06:46,045 Madam. 832 01:07:06,673 --> 01:07:08,153 Sir. 833 01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:10,938 Madam. 834 01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:15,204 - So are you feeling a bit seasick? - Yes, a bit. 835 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:17,510 Yes, so I think it would be better to eat something, 836 01:07:17,554 --> 01:07:20,253 because seasickness is worse on an empty stomach. 837 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,407 Sir. 838 01:07:52,197 --> 01:07:56,159 So, now we are serving some hamburger with french fries for the captain. 839 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,161 And for you, we have something really special. 840 01:07:58,204 --> 01:08:02,425 We have grilled and smoked octopus along with some caramelized lemon, 841 01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:05,864 and on top, beautiful garden flowers. Please enjoy. 842 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:09,519 I'm not a fan of fine dining. 843 01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:14,438 Are you okay? 844 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:24,899 Here check wine name? only thing close to Fr wine... Madam? Dagueneau, French, Sauvignon blanc? 845 01:08:26,753 --> 01:08:28,146 Champagne. 846 01:08:32,498 --> 01:08:33,935 Quick! 847 01:08:39,244 --> 01:08:41,029 Santé! 848 01:08:41,899 --> 01:08:45,599 If you feel seasick, you should try and eat something, ma'am. 849 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:48,819 Oh, are you okay? 850 01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:52,693 Are you alright, sir? 851 01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:55,913 Sir? 852 01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:09,536 I'm good... 853 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:14,453 Excuse me. 854 01:09:14,497 --> 01:09:16,673 - Are you okay? - I'm afraid not... 855 01:09:18,805 --> 01:09:20,895 How are you? 856 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,944 Oh, my God! Oh! 857 01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:27,466 Please. 858 01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:29,774 Oh, oh, oh, oh... 859 01:09:29,817 --> 01:09:33,081 - Oh, my darling. - More champagne... 860 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,171 Maybe you should have some water? 861 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,564 Champagne. 862 01:09:37,608 --> 01:09:40,131 Champagne? You should not drink champagne now. 863 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,046 Take some water, please. 864 01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:47,704 Okay. It's helping. She's fine. Yeah... 865 01:09:51,664 --> 01:09:55,712 Okay, the restroom. Let's go, I've got you. 866 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:58,671 - More wine, sir? - Ludmilla, don't leave me! 867 01:10:10,988 --> 01:10:12,817 You okay? 868 01:10:20,606 --> 01:10:22,042 Darius? 869 01:10:23,914 --> 01:10:27,396 - He doesn't look well. - You okay? Feeling seasick, sir? 870 01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,313 Is it your chest? Here, chest pains. 871 01:10:30,355 --> 01:10:32,662 - Grilled octopus... - Ginger candy? 872 01:10:33,967 --> 01:10:36,622 Oh, ma'am. Thank you for tonight. 873 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:42,846 Everybody, let's try to keep calm. Take your seats. 874 01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:46,067 Er... the next course is going to be wonderful. 875 01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:48,809 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 876 01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:50,854 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 877 01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:53,726 Stay calm, everybody, everything is fine. 878 01:10:57,904 --> 01:11:01,865 Excuse us. Excuse me. Make way, please. 879 01:11:01,908 --> 01:11:03,868 Are you okay? 880 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:06,305 Keep moving, everything is fine. Everything is fine. 881 01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:07,872 I'm gonna open your shirt. 882 01:11:07,914 --> 01:11:09,655 - Is it a stroke? - I don't know. 883 01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,136 Everybody, stay calm! 884 01:11:13,006 --> 01:11:15,922 Erik! Erik! The defibrillator right now! 885 01:11:18,926 --> 01:11:22,278 - Careful! Careful! - Thank you for tonight. 886 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,627 Thank you for tonight. Thank you. 887 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:28,065 - Just clean up now. - Take some deep breaths for me, sir. 888 01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:45,997 Oh, oh! 889 01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:50,393 - That's okay, madam. - Hey... There, there. 890 01:11:50,435 --> 01:11:53,046 I'm glad the hat came in useful. 891 01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:56,529 - So sorry, darling... - No, no. It's nothing at all. 892 01:12:03,970 --> 01:12:06,670 Ha! Okay, here we are. 893 01:12:08,061 --> 01:12:09,412 Thank you. 894 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:15,895 I have a joke. Do you know how to tell a communist? 895 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:20,204 It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. 896 01:12:20,247 --> 01:12:24,122 And do you know how to tell an anti-communist? 897 01:12:24,164 --> 01:12:25,645 Uh-huh. 898 01:12:25,689 --> 01:12:30,432 It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ha-ha! 899 01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:33,523 It's Ronald Reagan. Funny guy! 900 01:12:33,565 --> 01:12:38,222 "Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level 901 01:12:38,265 --> 01:12:41,313 "and beat you with experience." Mark Twain. 902 01:12:41,356 --> 01:12:43,750 Oh-oh... Okay. 903 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:46,318 Ronald Reagan, he said also, 904 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:51,061 "Socialism works only in heaven where they don't need it," 905 01:12:51,104 --> 01:12:55,153 "and in hell where they already have it." 906 01:12:55,195 --> 01:12:58,417 - That's... that's pretty good. - Yeah? 907 01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:00,724 Okay. Hold on... I've got one here. 908 01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:03,552 Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one! 909 01:13:03,595 --> 01:13:08,600 "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." 910 01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:10,734 - Ah... - That's Edward Abbey. 911 01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:15,434 "The problem with socialism is that you eventually" 912 01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:18,568 "run out of other people's money." 913 01:13:18,610 --> 01:13:21,832 - Margaret Thatcher. - You're going to like this one... 914 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:26,880 "The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." 915 01:13:26,923 --> 01:13:30,405 - Karl Marx. - Oh! Shit! 916 01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:34,192 Okay! Okay, okay, okay... 917 01:13:38,543 --> 01:13:42,199 - Sorry. - Dear God! 918 01:13:45,289 --> 01:13:47,552 Okay. A classic. 919 01:13:47,596 --> 01:13:51,034 "The most powerful single force in the world today" 920 01:13:51,078 --> 01:13:55,908 "is man's eternal desire to be free and independent." 921 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:58,171 - Kennedy. - Okay. 922 01:13:58,216 --> 01:14:01,698 "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same" 923 01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:03,655 "as it was in ancient Greece." 924 01:14:03,699 --> 01:14:06,572 "Freedom... for slave owners." 925 01:14:06,615 --> 01:14:08,835 I know. Vladimir Lenin! 926 01:14:10,967 --> 01:14:12,404 - School. - Ah... 927 01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:19,497 A Russian capitalist, and an American communist. 928 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,109 On a $250-million luxury yacht. 929 01:14:45,305 --> 01:14:46,698 Very good! 930 01:14:47,569 --> 01:14:49,396 Drink, my friend! 931 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:52,095 Drink, you're supposed to drain it. 932 01:14:52,139 --> 01:14:54,228 - Come on. - Okay. 933 01:14:54,271 --> 01:14:55,578 Drink! 934 01:14:57,188 --> 01:15:00,626 - Dimitry, stay focused! Stay focused. - Okay. Okay, okay. 935 01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:02,497 - Drink! - Okay. 936 01:15:05,021 --> 01:15:07,240 - Red or black? - Black. 937 01:15:07,284 --> 01:15:08,546 Very good. 938 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:12,463 - Red or black? - Er... black. 939 01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,858 Have a drink. 940 01:15:20,253 --> 01:15:21,516 Okay... 941 01:15:23,430 --> 01:15:25,171 - Red or black? - Black. 942 01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:27,347 Very good! 943 01:15:27,391 --> 01:15:29,524 - Red. - Take a drink! 944 01:15:30,699 --> 01:15:32,484 Wow... 945 01:15:37,707 --> 01:15:38,925 Red or black? 946 01:15:40,186 --> 01:15:42,101 Er... 947 01:15:47,194 --> 01:15:49,457 - Red. - Drink, my friend! 948 01:15:50,632 --> 01:15:52,547 You... You haven't got a one! 949 01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:07,345 Shh! 950 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:27,234 'Shit! 951 01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:31,716 'I sell shit.' 952 01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:33,762 I sell shit. 953 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,069 Shit. 954 01:16:49,604 --> 01:16:52,956 The ship is going under. 955 01:16:52,998 --> 01:16:55,131 'The ship is going under!' 956 01:16:58,395 --> 01:17:00,832 'Mayday.' 957 01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:06,578 'Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The ship is going under! 958 01:17:07,186 --> 01:17:09,886 'This is an emergency call. 959 01:17:11,016 --> 01:17:13,237 'The ship is going under!' 960 01:17:20,722 --> 01:17:23,073 Ma'am? Are you okay, ma'am? 961 01:17:23,115 --> 01:17:26,032 'The ship is not going under. 962 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:36,302 'This is the new owner of the ship speaking! 963 01:17:36,346 --> 01:17:39,742 'And as the communist captain 964 01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:44,833 'now is setting course for Cuba, 965 01:17:44,877 --> 01:17:48,011 'we want to discuss politics with you!' 966 01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:51,056 Stop! 967 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:55,408 - Relax. I will buy... - I'm not a communist! 968 01:17:55,453 --> 01:17:58,804 I am not a communist. I'm a Marxist. 969 01:17:58,847 --> 01:18:01,720 Or actually, you don't have a choice. 970 01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:07,247 Just like in a communist dictatorship, you have to listen. 971 01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:09,988 'You can't even turn off the volume!' - Thomas? 972 01:18:10,033 --> 01:18:12,164 - 'But I can.' - Thomas? 973 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:17,909 'Turn it down, and I can turn it up! 974 01:18:17,953 --> 01:18:20,216 'Up! Up! Up! 975 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:26,048 'New owner of the ship is speaking!' 976 01:18:27,789 --> 01:18:29,878 - 'Dimitri!' - 'Oh, okay! 977 01:18:29,921 --> 01:18:34,144 'But you, you are communist, huh?' - 'I'm not, no!' 978 01:18:34,796 --> 01:18:38,322 'Karl Marx wrote "The Communist Manifesto". 979 01:18:38,364 --> 01:18:41,890 'So you are a communist.' - 'No! No! There's a difference.' 980 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:46,069 'In materialism, you... you believe in theory. You are idealist.' 981 01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:50,029 'This thing is... This thing is on. Sorry. 982 01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:54,033 'But while I have you, let me just say that, er... 983 01:18:54,077 --> 01:18:59,342 'we are not on our way to tax paradise, that's for sure.' 984 01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:06,088 'We all know about your tax planning, your tax avoidance, 985 01:19:06,131 --> 01:19:09,091 'you don't pay your fair share...' 986 01:19:09,135 --> 01:19:12,355 'Stop bullshit and pay taxes!' 987 01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:16,752 Pay taxes! Stop the bullshit and pay taxes! 988 01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:21,278 Yes, that is from your resident Russian capitalist pig. 989 01:19:22,582 --> 01:19:26,369 'I'm not angry with you, it's like Karl Marx said: 990 01:19:26,412 --> 01:19:30,113 '"Anything human is not alien to me." 991 01:19:30,155 --> 01:19:35,944 'And I understand that your greedy behavior is just the result 992 01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:39,382 'of your position in a financial hierarchy. 993 01:19:39,426 --> 01:19:42,778 'That you're rich. That you're filthy rich. 994 01:19:45,301 --> 01:19:50,088 'But you can't be rich, and expect the rest of the world to be poor.' 995 01:19:50,132 --> 01:19:52,569 And while you're swimming in abundance, 996 01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:56,269 the rest of the world is drowning in misery. 997 01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,751 That's not the way it's meant to be. 998 01:20:02,448 --> 01:20:05,670 And I know you have a good heart in there, somewhere. 999 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:10,369 You filthy, capitalist, Russian pig. 1000 01:20:11,502 --> 01:20:13,939 You have a good heart. 1001 01:20:13,983 --> 01:20:18,377 You're not just a crazy Russian... shit seller. 1002 01:20:20,206 --> 01:20:23,252 I'm not a great... Hey! I'm not a great... 1003 01:20:23,296 --> 01:20:24,993 Sosh... I'm a shit sho... 1004 01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:29,824 I'm a shit sho... I'm a shit socialist. 1005 01:20:29,868 --> 01:20:32,957 Because I have too much. 1006 01:20:33,002 --> 01:20:36,875 I have too much abundance in my life. I'm not... I'm not even... 1007 01:20:36,918 --> 01:20:40,444 I... I'm not a worthy socialist. 1008 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:44,534 I'm a shit shoshialist. 1009 01:20:45,927 --> 01:20:47,886 - Open the door. - Hey! 1010 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:50,235 - Is it locked? - Yeah. 1011 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:52,847 - Thomas? - Open the door. 1012 01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:58,896 - Open the door, Thomas. - I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible. 1013 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:01,813 - Let us talk. - Where's he going? 1014 01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:06,862 Open the door! Let us talk. Open the door. 1015 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,560 Thomas? 1016 01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:43,783 'We had a discussion, and it's very important.' 1017 01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:48,050 And it was stupid. But it was a technical problem. 1018 01:22:48,092 --> 01:22:52,618 - I have scared passengers... - We didn't know. 1019 01:22:52,662 --> 01:22:57,101 Now you go in your cabin. Relax, and we have discuss... 1020 01:22:57,145 --> 01:23:00,018 - Stop talking! - Relax, Paula, it was okay. 1021 01:23:00,061 --> 01:23:04,327 Well, thank you for all your work. I really appreciate it. 1022 01:23:04,369 --> 01:23:07,895 - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas? - You are great. You are not fired. 1023 01:23:07,939 --> 01:23:13,074 - I am the new owner of the ship. - Open this door! 1024 01:23:24,476 --> 01:23:29,395 'How people perceive themselves is nothing that interests me. 1025 01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:32,310 'There are very few that are gonna look in the mirror and say: 1026 01:23:32,354 --> 01:23:35,748 '"The person I see is a savage monster."' 1027 01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:42,016 Instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do. 1028 01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:45,585 And there it is. 1029 01:23:45,628 --> 01:23:50,242 You're rich, so you're a philanthropist, so you can cure your conscience 1030 01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:53,636 for not paying enough in tax. 1031 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,595 'Not contributing enough to society.' 1032 01:24:02,601 --> 01:24:05,256 Mama! Mama! 1033 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,310 Ow! Shit! 1034 01:24:15,354 --> 01:24:18,400 - Oh, it hit me in the face! Oh, my God! - I have a flash light. 1035 01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:21,055 - Fuck! - Was that everything? 1036 01:24:21,099 --> 01:24:22,926 How about... How about this one? 1037 01:24:22,970 --> 01:24:27,061 - Oh! That... That! - Ow! Shit! Goddamn it! 1038 01:24:29,106 --> 01:24:31,413 I want to read you something that I wrote. 1039 01:24:32,893 --> 01:24:35,983 - Come over here. Bring the light. - Okay. 1040 01:24:41,814 --> 01:24:44,688 And I recall, I was seven years old walking into the kitchen 1041 01:24:44,730 --> 01:24:47,778 to find my mother crying inconsolably. 1042 01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:50,694 Martin Luther King had been shot. 1043 01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:55,090 Two months later, she was crying again. Bobby Kennedy was killed. 1044 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:58,570 I couldn't know then what I know now, that the invisible thread 1045 01:24:58,614 --> 01:25:02,706 connecting Martin Luther King, the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X, 1046 01:25:02,748 --> 01:25:07,275 was that in each case, my government had their finger on the trigger. 1047 01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:09,364 - Wait. Wait! - But every... 1048 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,113 Say it again. 1049 01:25:21,203 --> 01:25:26,163 My government murdered Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, 1050 01:25:26,207 --> 01:25:29,427 Bobby Kennedy, and John F. Kennedy. 1051 01:25:29,471 --> 01:25:32,997 'My government overthrew good, honest, democratic leaders 1052 01:25:33,039 --> 01:25:36,869 'of the people in Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, Peru, 1053 01:25:36,913 --> 01:25:40,003 'El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, and Bolivia. 1054 01:25:40,046 --> 01:25:43,225 'Along with Britain, we carved up the Middle East, 1055 01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:46,314 'creating artificial geographical boundaries 1056 01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:48,926 'and installing puppet dictators.' 1057 01:25:48,969 --> 01:25:52,972 War itself became our most lucrative industry. 1058 01:25:53,016 --> 01:25:57,020 Every bomb that's dropped, somebody makes a million dollars. 1059 01:25:57,064 --> 01:26:00,198 You don't have to know where those bombs are exploding. 1060 01:26:00,242 --> 01:26:02,505 You don't have to see the grieving mothers 1061 01:26:02,547 --> 01:26:04,854 and the mangled bodies of their children. 1062 01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:09,599 'Eugene Debs gave this speech in Canton, Ohio, in 1918: 1063 01:26:09,641 --> 01:26:13,993 '"Throughout history wars have been waged for conquest and plunder. 1064 01:26:14,037 --> 01:26:17,041 '"The master class has always declared the wars. 1065 01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:20,043 '"The subject class has always fought...' - Hey, hand grenade. 1066 01:26:20,087 --> 01:26:24,743 '"They've taught you to believe it to be your patriotic duty to go to war 1067 01:26:24,787 --> 01:26:27,877 '"and to have yourselves slaughtered at their command. 1068 01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:31,011 '"When Wall Street says war, the press says war..."' 1069 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,759 Oh! 1070 01:26:41,805 --> 01:26:43,198 Winston... 1071 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:46,113 Look. 1072 01:26:46,157 --> 01:26:48,854 - Isn't this one of ours? - Oh, no! 1073 01:27:52,658 --> 01:27:54,094 Hey! 1074 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:03,668 Hey! Help me! 1075 01:28:32,088 --> 01:28:33,655 Are you okay? 1076 01:28:40,402 --> 01:28:42,185 Who are you? 1077 01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:48,887 Hey! Hey, you! 1078 01:28:51,282 --> 01:28:52,675 Wait. 1079 01:28:54,806 --> 01:28:56,155 Wait. 1080 01:28:58,070 --> 01:29:00,682 - Hey, I'm talking to you. - Me? 1081 01:29:00,725 --> 01:29:02,728 Yeah. Who are you? 1082 01:29:04,512 --> 01:29:06,557 I work on the boat. 1083 01:29:06,601 --> 01:29:09,038 - You work on the boat? - Yeah. 1084 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:11,171 In T-shirt and shorts? 1085 01:29:11,215 --> 01:29:15,001 No, no, it's because, er... I was off duty. 1086 01:29:16,828 --> 01:29:19,265 I was sleeping, and then... 1087 01:29:19,310 --> 01:29:21,833 - You were off duty, yeah? - Yeah. 1088 01:29:23,009 --> 01:29:26,490 - Is there a problem? - Strange, I've never seen you. 1089 01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:28,841 - Stay calm. - I work in the engine room. 1090 01:29:28,885 --> 01:29:31,190 - In engine room? - Yeah, yeah. 1091 01:29:31,234 --> 01:29:33,759 I'm sorry, I've never seen you before. 1092 01:29:33,802 --> 01:29:36,501 - He works in the engine room? - It doesn't matter where he works. 1093 01:29:36,545 --> 01:29:40,505 Settle down now. Stay calm in this situation. 1094 01:29:40,548 --> 01:29:43,203 I'm calm, I'm calm. What's the problem with you, man? 1095 01:29:43,247 --> 01:29:45,030 No one else? 1096 01:29:45,074 --> 01:29:46,771 You think I'm a pirate? 1097 01:29:46,815 --> 01:29:48,556 Are you okay? 1098 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,820 Just because I'm black, you think that I'm a pirate. That's it! 1099 01:29:51,863 --> 01:29:53,953 - Ah! Okay, okay. - Don't go there... 1100 01:29:53,997 --> 01:29:56,478 - Don't say that I'm... - Don't go there. 1101 01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:58,609 You can cry on my shoulder! 1102 01:29:58,654 --> 01:30:02,613 He comes to me with his big watch and says I'm a pirate just because I'm black! 1103 01:30:02,658 --> 01:30:04,094 What's the problem with you, man? 1104 01:30:04,136 --> 01:30:06,270 He hasn't said anything about you being black. 1105 01:30:06,313 --> 01:30:11,100 - You're calling him a racist. - In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes... 1106 01:30:11,144 --> 01:30:13,537 - Who are you? Who are you? - Sir! 1107 01:30:13,582 --> 01:30:16,845 - I work in the engine room, man! - Sir! 1108 01:30:16,889 --> 01:30:18,978 - What? - Excuse me. 1109 01:30:19,021 --> 01:30:21,284 I think you should just calm down now. 1110 01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:23,895 It's not a good time to step up the situation. 1111 01:30:23,939 --> 01:30:26,943 - Just stay calm and stay positive. - He works in the engine room? 1112 01:30:26,985 --> 01:30:30,599 There's a lot of people on the boat. We can't see each other all the time. 1113 01:30:30,641 --> 01:30:34,733 - So what's the problem? - Please don't go there. 1114 01:30:34,777 --> 01:30:36,604 I'm sorry. I just have to get that. 1115 01:30:38,127 --> 01:30:41,000 - Just say what you have to say. - Stop. 1116 01:30:41,043 --> 01:30:42,740 Say it to me. 1117 01:30:42,784 --> 01:30:45,135 Yes, I know. I'll get back to you. I know. 1118 01:30:45,177 --> 01:30:47,703 Sir. Sir! 1119 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,837 Oh! Ah! 1120 01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,055 Easy, easy! 1121 01:31:50,809 --> 01:31:52,114 Oh... 1122 01:31:52,158 --> 01:31:55,118 - Ow! Ow! - Shh, shh! 1123 01:31:57,729 --> 01:31:59,556 Be quiet. 1124 01:32:13,570 --> 01:32:16,355 No, don't use the flares! 1125 01:32:16,399 --> 01:32:19,315 It's our last flare! Don't use the flare! 1126 01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:47,970 - Hey! - What? 1127 01:33:48,012 --> 01:33:49,536 Look! 1128 01:33:49,579 --> 01:33:51,146 Oh, shit... 1129 01:33:52,496 --> 01:33:54,628 Yaya, wake up, wake up. 1130 01:33:58,502 --> 01:33:59,807 Look! 1131 01:34:12,297 --> 01:34:14,518 There's water in there. 1132 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,780 - There's water in there. - Yes! 1133 01:34:17,912 --> 01:34:20,088 - Is it closed? - It's closed. It's closed. 1134 01:34:20,131 --> 01:34:23,527 - Paula, we need water! - Be patient. 1135 01:34:23,569 --> 01:34:27,139 - Is somebody in there? - Yeah, there's someone in there. 1136 01:34:27,182 --> 01:34:29,271 Calm down, calm down. 1137 01:34:29,314 --> 01:34:31,404 - Does she have water? - Yes. 1138 01:34:31,448 --> 01:34:35,712 Open up! Open up! 1139 01:34:35,756 --> 01:34:40,064 Open up! Open up! Open up! 1140 01:34:41,197 --> 01:34:44,895 - It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out! - Ma'am Paula? 1141 01:34:44,939 --> 01:34:47,246 - Are you okay? - What? 1142 01:34:47,289 --> 01:34:49,161 - Open the hatch! - Water! Water! 1143 01:34:49,204 --> 01:34:51,555 - Okay! - Paula, we need water... 1144 01:34:53,948 --> 01:34:56,908 - Hey, ma'am Paula! - What do you have? 1145 01:34:57,474 --> 01:35:00,345 We need all of these boxes out. Okay? 1146 01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:03,305 So, everybody, just calm down. We'll get water now. 1147 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:05,307 Yes! 1148 01:35:05,350 --> 01:35:07,590 There's some chips in there as well. So, everybody will get some. 1149 01:35:07,613 --> 01:35:09,529 - And chips? - And chips. 1150 01:35:16,319 --> 01:35:18,886 What's she doing? 1151 01:35:18,930 --> 01:35:21,759 What are you doing? What's taking so long? Come on. 1152 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:27,809 Just wait a minute. Just back up. Back up a bit. 1153 01:35:28,810 --> 01:35:31,551 And the chips, Abigail. Come on, everything out. 1154 01:35:31,595 --> 01:35:34,206 Paula, ask for food, yeah? 1155 01:35:37,382 --> 01:35:39,820 - And the Evian. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1156 01:35:42,257 --> 01:35:44,520 Thank you. And how many are you? 1157 01:35:44,564 --> 01:35:48,046 You're five? Just be patient. Everyone will get... 1158 01:35:49,003 --> 01:35:50,439 Here you go. 1159 01:35:51,962 --> 01:35:53,443 There you go. 1160 01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:56,011 Please save it. 1161 01:36:05,716 --> 01:36:08,979 - Are there more boxes with water? - No, this is it. 1162 01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:11,243 - What's this? - It's a facial spray. 1163 01:36:11,287 --> 01:36:13,942 But you can drink it, it's just water in a can. 1164 01:36:15,073 --> 01:36:18,337 Keep it close to your mouth, so you won't waste it. 1165 01:36:22,819 --> 01:36:24,212 Here you go. 1166 01:36:49,586 --> 01:36:50,979 Okay? 1167 01:37:28,103 --> 01:37:31,235 Bravo! 1168 01:37:31,279 --> 01:37:34,152 - Bravo! - Whoo! 1169 01:37:35,893 --> 01:37:37,242 Crazy. 1170 01:37:41,943 --> 01:37:46,381 - Did she catch that with her hands? - Good job, Abigail! 1171 01:37:47,948 --> 01:37:51,865 Good job! What is that? An octopus? 1172 01:37:51,908 --> 01:37:54,042 - Octopus. - Good! 1173 01:37:54,085 --> 01:37:57,175 - What do you think we should do now? - Fucking impressive. 1174 01:37:57,219 --> 01:38:02,180 - We need to make a fire. - Of course we need to make a fire. 1175 01:38:02,224 --> 01:38:03,529 Yes... 1176 01:38:05,226 --> 01:38:08,143 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1177 01:38:08,185 --> 01:38:09,404 What? 1178 01:38:09,448 --> 01:38:13,278 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1179 01:38:16,412 --> 01:38:17,891 - No? - No! 1180 01:38:18,805 --> 01:38:20,546 - What? - No! 1181 01:38:22,505 --> 01:38:25,265 Then you'll make the fire after you're done fishing, and then we should... 1182 01:38:25,289 --> 01:38:28,554 - We need to clean the octopus. - Of course we do. 1183 01:38:32,689 --> 01:38:36,213 Do any of you know how to clean an octopus? 1184 01:38:36,257 --> 01:38:40,523 - Huh? - To clean an octopus! 1185 01:38:40,565 --> 01:38:42,568 Do you know how to do it? 1186 01:38:51,141 --> 01:38:53,188 Uh-huh... 1187 01:39:03,414 --> 01:39:05,199 One for you. 1188 01:39:06,201 --> 01:39:08,072 One for me. 1189 01:39:08,115 --> 01:39:09,551 One for you. 1190 01:39:10,335 --> 01:39:12,207 One for me. 1191 01:39:12,250 --> 01:39:14,078 One for you. 1192 01:39:14,122 --> 01:39:15,993 One for me. 1193 01:39:16,037 --> 01:39:17,777 One for you. 1194 01:39:17,820 --> 01:39:19,213 One for me. 1195 01:39:20,083 --> 01:39:21,171 One for you. 1196 01:39:21,956 --> 01:39:23,739 One for me. 1197 01:39:23,783 --> 01:39:27,047 One for you. One for me. 1198 01:39:27,569 --> 01:39:29,528 One for you. 1199 01:39:29,572 --> 01:39:31,139 For me. 1200 01:39:31,181 --> 01:39:33,184 For you. For me. 1201 01:39:33,228 --> 01:39:35,795 For you. For me. 1202 01:39:37,274 --> 01:39:39,537 - Uh-huh! - What? 1203 01:39:42,063 --> 01:39:43,716 What's that? 1204 01:39:45,675 --> 01:39:47,590 That's mine. 1205 01:39:47,632 --> 01:39:49,721 No, the big pile there? What's that? 1206 01:39:49,765 --> 01:39:52,115 Mine. It's mine. 1207 01:39:52,159 --> 01:39:55,118 - All of this? - Yes. 1208 01:39:56,119 --> 01:40:00,081 No. No, no, no... Why do you get so much food? 1209 01:40:01,864 --> 01:40:03,039 Why? 1210 01:40:07,043 --> 01:40:08,914 I caught the fish. 1211 01:40:09,654 --> 01:40:11,831 - Yes? - I made the fire. 1212 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,746 - And? - I cooked. 1213 01:40:13,789 --> 01:40:17,837 I did all the work. And everybody got something. 1214 01:40:20,884 --> 01:40:22,189 Hmm... 1215 01:40:23,104 --> 01:40:26,323 No. No, we all... we all worked. 1216 01:40:26,368 --> 01:40:28,500 What did you do? 1217 01:40:29,501 --> 01:40:33,113 We... gathered all the wood for the fire. 1218 01:40:33,157 --> 01:40:35,768 I moved the log. 1219 01:40:35,811 --> 01:40:39,337 Yeah, this big log was over there, and we moved it over here. 1220 01:40:39,381 --> 01:40:41,034 Not enough. 1221 01:40:42,210 --> 01:40:45,430 No, maybe not enough, but we need to work together. 1222 01:40:45,474 --> 01:40:49,564 - They don't know how to do that. - Exactly. 1223 01:40:51,435 --> 01:40:55,439 And maybe that's why you should not be so lazy and dependent on me. 1224 01:40:55,484 --> 01:40:58,181 Uh-huh! 1225 01:41:17,244 --> 01:41:20,856 Abigail... I think you're forgetting 1226 01:41:20,899 --> 01:41:24,600 that you and I are employees of a big shipping company. 1227 01:41:24,643 --> 01:41:26,515 Remember? 1228 01:41:26,557 --> 01:41:30,127 In the end, I'm responsible for the safety of the guests. 1229 01:41:30,171 --> 01:41:32,086 You have to do what I say. 1230 01:41:33,173 --> 01:41:36,872 We work on a yacht. You are a toilet manager. 1231 01:41:36,916 --> 01:41:39,744 - You don't know how to handle... - What yacht? 1232 01:41:39,788 --> 01:41:41,877 Where's the yacht? 1233 01:41:41,921 --> 01:41:44,967 You know this, Abigail, I am a very rich man. 1234 01:41:45,011 --> 01:41:48,623 When we get back, I can do good things for you. 1235 01:41:48,667 --> 01:41:51,104 I can make your life easy and nice. 1236 01:41:51,148 --> 01:41:53,585 - When we get back? - Yeah. 1237 01:41:53,628 --> 01:41:55,935 When we get back. People are looking for us. 1238 01:41:55,979 --> 01:41:59,069 What, you think that we'll stay here forever? What? 1239 01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:01,810 You're funny. 1240 01:42:01,854 --> 01:42:05,206 This is not how you were trained, Abigail. Please give... 1241 01:42:05,248 --> 01:42:07,295 Whoa! 1242 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:12,082 Come on, this is ridiculous. 1243 01:42:13,735 --> 01:42:16,956 You're scaring people. Put the stick down. 1244 01:42:18,219 --> 01:42:19,698 Hey! 1245 01:42:24,921 --> 01:42:26,530 Who am I? 1246 01:42:27,966 --> 01:42:30,448 - Who are you? - Who am I? 1247 01:42:30,492 --> 01:42:34,712 - You're the toilet manager. - No. 1248 01:42:34,756 --> 01:42:39,327 On the yacht, toilet manager. Here... captain. Who am I? 1249 01:42:43,547 --> 01:42:45,550 You're the captain. 1250 01:42:47,291 --> 01:42:48,466 Yes. 1251 01:42:51,512 --> 01:42:54,167 - Who am I? - Captain. 1252 01:42:54,211 --> 01:42:57,213 - Very good. Cutie pie? - Captain. 1253 01:42:58,127 --> 01:43:00,564 - Who am I? - Captain. 1254 01:43:00,609 --> 01:43:02,436 - Who am I? - The captain. 1255 01:43:03,306 --> 01:43:05,439 Who am I? 1256 01:43:09,399 --> 01:43:10,706 Who am I? 1257 01:43:12,925 --> 01:43:14,536 Who am I? 1258 01:43:23,979 --> 01:43:26,983 In the yacht, cleaning lady. Here, captain. 1259 01:43:27,939 --> 01:43:29,332 Okay? 1260 01:43:43,608 --> 01:43:45,654 Have one more. 1261 01:43:45,697 --> 01:43:47,132 Thank you. 1262 01:43:48,265 --> 01:43:50,310 I would say, I agree. 1263 01:43:50,354 --> 01:43:54,184 I mean, er... we have to work together. 1264 01:43:55,271 --> 01:43:58,710 And... create a good group. 1265 01:43:58,753 --> 01:44:00,320 Good society. 1266 01:44:00,363 --> 01:44:02,975 Do you know the saying, 1267 01:44:03,019 --> 01:44:06,327 "From each according to his ability, 1268 01:44:06,369 --> 01:44:09,243 "to each according to his needs"? 1269 01:44:12,288 --> 01:44:14,377 You don't know this? 1270 01:44:15,596 --> 01:44:17,251 Ma'am Paula... 1271 01:44:20,210 --> 01:44:25,606 With respect to your expertise in this situation... 1272 01:44:27,304 --> 01:44:31,002 I would like to make a suggestion, if that's okay? 1273 01:44:32,395 --> 01:44:33,832 Sure. 1274 01:44:36,399 --> 01:44:39,403 My suggestion is that the boys... 1275 01:44:40,796 --> 01:44:45,670 stay here and watch the fire, and take care of madame. 1276 01:44:45,713 --> 01:44:51,284 While you, ma'am Paula, and you sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1277 01:45:18,485 --> 01:45:19,835 Thank you. 1278 01:45:26,885 --> 01:45:29,192 Hey, Abigail, look this... 1279 01:45:30,193 --> 01:45:32,500 I would give you my Patek Philippe. 1280 01:45:32,542 --> 01:45:35,024 For one night in the boat. Hey, Abigail... 1281 01:45:35,067 --> 01:45:37,505 150 thousand euros! 1282 01:45:38,722 --> 01:45:42,596 - Let us in. - For you... original Rolex. 1283 01:45:49,516 --> 01:45:53,042 Nelson... she left the bag. 1284 01:45:53,998 --> 01:45:56,305 - What? - She left the bag. 1285 01:45:59,527 --> 01:46:01,789 What's in it? 1286 01:46:12,453 --> 01:46:14,628 Pretzel sticks. 1287 01:46:19,416 --> 01:46:23,463 - No, we can't have it. - I'm just gonna have a look. Alright? 1288 01:46:29,382 --> 01:46:32,515 - Nice! - We can't. No. 1289 01:46:40,568 --> 01:46:42,307 - Wait... - What are you doing? 1290 01:46:42,351 --> 01:46:43,787 Wait, wait, wait... 1291 01:46:50,533 --> 01:46:51,970 Maybe... 1292 01:46:54,930 --> 01:46:57,627 if we just make a little hole here... 1293 01:46:58,498 --> 01:47:03,851 Take two out. One each. They'll never notice it. 1294 01:47:03,895 --> 01:47:05,810 Okay, let me try. 1295 01:47:09,552 --> 01:47:11,815 - Stop it, stop it, stop it... - Now? 1296 01:47:24,524 --> 01:47:26,569 That was perfect! 1297 01:47:29,051 --> 01:47:32,184 - I don't wanna eat it! I wanna save it! - So good! 1298 01:47:34,229 --> 01:47:35,970 Put it back. 1299 01:47:53,074 --> 01:47:54,380 Hmm... 1300 01:48:00,778 --> 01:48:03,085 - Shall we just have one more? - Yeah. 1301 01:48:03,127 --> 01:48:04,346 Yeah! 1302 01:48:16,228 --> 01:48:17,621 Vera! 1303 01:49:22,381 --> 01:49:24,688 So, what happened here? 1304 01:49:24,731 --> 01:49:27,516 Er... we made a mistake with... 1305 01:49:29,171 --> 01:49:31,128 Why? 1306 01:49:31,172 --> 01:49:33,305 We just fell asleep. 1307 01:49:33,349 --> 01:49:37,613 Now I won't have enough time to go fish, because I have to make another fire. 1308 01:49:39,050 --> 01:49:42,010 It takes a lot of work to make a fire, you know. 1309 01:49:42,052 --> 01:49:43,793 Yeah, yeah. We know. 1310 01:50:00,332 --> 01:50:01,985 Okay. 1311 01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:07,208 Okay. Okay, okay. Let's get this day started. 1312 01:50:07,252 --> 01:50:09,385 Come on, everybody. Let's go. 1313 01:50:11,212 --> 01:50:12,909 - Okay. - Cool. 1314 01:50:12,953 --> 01:50:15,957 Wait, wait, wait. There's one more thing. 1315 01:50:17,698 --> 01:50:21,962 Because, last night, we left our backpack here, 1316 01:50:22,006 --> 01:50:25,314 and, well, we're not very sure, but... 1317 01:50:25,356 --> 01:50:28,796 we think we're missing a pack of pretzel sticks. 1318 01:50:30,014 --> 01:50:32,537 - You didn't take it, did you? - No. 1319 01:50:32,582 --> 01:50:33,975 No. 1320 01:50:36,324 --> 01:50:38,501 - Are you sure? - Yeah, we're sure! Come on. 1321 01:50:38,543 --> 01:50:41,983 - Why are we being accused? - Oh, no, I'm not accusing you. 1322 01:50:42,025 --> 01:50:44,202 I'm just making sure, because... 1323 01:50:50,686 --> 01:50:51,948 What's this? 1324 01:50:54,037 --> 01:50:55,823 - Well, we didn't... - You didn't? 1325 01:50:55,865 --> 01:50:57,301 - No. - No, we didn't. 1326 01:50:57,345 --> 01:51:00,131 - And you're sure you didn't? - We are sure we didn't. 1327 01:51:00,175 --> 01:51:02,002 - Very sure? - Yes. 1328 01:51:05,310 --> 01:51:08,878 - I think they need to be punished. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1329 01:51:11,795 --> 01:51:14,189 This is really bad. 1330 01:51:14,231 --> 01:51:16,582 This is really, really bad. 1331 01:51:17,671 --> 01:51:19,585 Oh, come on... 1332 01:51:19,628 --> 01:51:21,717 I mean, you didn't watch the fire. 1333 01:51:21,761 --> 01:51:24,242 And then you steal a pack of pretzel sticks? 1334 01:51:24,286 --> 01:51:27,114 - Yeah, and lie about it. - We deserved it. 1335 01:51:27,158 --> 01:51:30,204 And not just to me, to everybody here. 1336 01:51:32,076 --> 01:51:34,296 How can we trust you, after what you did? 1337 01:51:34,338 --> 01:51:36,752 I need to say something now, because this is becoming ridiculous. 1338 01:51:36,777 --> 01:51:41,128 - No, let me say something, Abigail. - Did you see that? 1339 01:51:41,171 --> 01:51:42,957 What? 1340 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,046 Don't point at her. Put your hands down. 1341 01:51:47,483 --> 01:51:50,965 - Okay, alright, Just let me say, though... - Put your hands down! 1342 01:51:51,704 --> 01:51:53,140 What? 1343 01:51:53,184 --> 01:51:56,012 Your body language is so aggressive, Carl! 1344 01:51:56,056 --> 01:51:59,189 - What? - I'm not getting any food for you. 1345 01:51:59,234 --> 01:52:02,802 - You find your own food. - What? Come on, man... 1346 01:52:02,845 --> 01:52:06,240 - No, Abigail, that's so unfair! - Put your hands down. 1347 01:52:06,283 --> 01:52:09,635 You seriously don't get it. Put your hands down! 1348 01:52:09,679 --> 01:52:13,377 - I'm trying to defend myself. - Don't defend yourself! 1349 01:52:13,421 --> 01:52:17,338 You are inflicting pain on her by defending yourself. 1350 01:52:35,270 --> 01:52:37,881 Shut the fuck up! No... 1351 01:52:40,404 --> 01:52:41,797 No! 1352 01:53:09,434 --> 01:53:11,740 Hey! Ha-ha! 1353 01:53:13,046 --> 01:53:15,918 Oh... hey. 1354 01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:19,836 - What a nice fish, huh? - Yes. 1355 01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:21,969 - Wow! - We have a lot. 1356 01:53:23,012 --> 01:53:25,537 So it's dinner, huh? Great. 1357 01:53:27,322 --> 01:53:30,804 - Where did you get it? - There, at the back of the rock. 1358 01:53:32,195 --> 01:53:34,938 - You're good at that. - Thank you. 1359 01:53:38,724 --> 01:53:40,203 You need help? 1360 01:53:40,247 --> 01:53:43,511 Yeah, sure, get some Nutella. 1361 01:54:05,838 --> 01:54:07,666 Oh, thank you! 1362 01:55:27,442 --> 01:55:29,270 What? 1363 01:55:40,802 --> 01:55:44,284 - Yaya? Wait, wait! - Dickhead! Piss off! 1364 01:56:06,088 --> 01:56:09,439 Okay, I'm going to the lifeboat now. 1365 01:56:09,484 --> 01:56:12,573 Ma'am Paula, can you stay here and watch the fire? 1366 01:56:12,617 --> 01:56:14,010 Sure. 1367 01:56:16,970 --> 01:56:21,756 And since Carl didn't eat anything today, he can sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1368 01:56:23,889 --> 01:56:25,368 Okay. Yeah. 1369 01:56:30,984 --> 01:56:34,856 - Can I come? - Abigail, can we both come or...? 1370 01:56:34,899 --> 01:56:37,119 No, just you. 1371 01:56:40,341 --> 01:56:44,083 - Fine, I'll take the pretzels! - Eh? 1372 01:56:48,653 --> 01:56:50,568 You're making this into an issue. 1373 01:56:50,612 --> 01:56:52,831 Are you going to take them? Yes, take them. Good. 1374 01:56:52,875 --> 01:56:56,095 Why are you making this into an issue? 1375 01:56:56,139 --> 01:56:58,228 I'm coming! One second! 1376 01:57:04,408 --> 01:57:08,064 - What are you gonna do on the boat? - I don't know. 1377 01:57:09,891 --> 01:57:11,632 Don't act naive, seriously! 1378 01:57:11,676 --> 01:57:13,872 I don't know why she asked me, but I'm gonna do it, of course... 1379 01:57:13,895 --> 01:57:15,376 - Really? - Yes. 1380 01:57:15,418 --> 01:57:17,943 What do you think she wants with you? 1381 01:57:17,987 --> 01:57:20,747 You're a young, hot guy. What do you think she's going to do with you? 1382 01:57:22,296 --> 01:57:24,645 - Okay, then give them back... - No. No! 1383 01:57:24,689 --> 01:57:27,649 - Let me take them back. - No. And they're mine, okay? 1384 01:57:27,692 --> 01:57:30,216 Take a few, and I'll take them back, cos I don't wanna do this. 1385 01:57:30,260 --> 01:57:32,175 - It's not a good idea. - I want these! 1386 01:57:32,219 --> 01:57:36,658 You need to tell me what to do! You need to tell me how to navigate this. 1387 01:57:42,403 --> 01:57:43,752 Yaya? 1388 01:57:47,537 --> 01:57:50,105 You just have to stroke her ego. 1389 01:57:53,239 --> 01:57:56,634 Just... laugh at her jokes. 1390 01:57:56,677 --> 01:57:59,072 - And... and smile. - Mm-hmm... 1391 01:58:00,247 --> 01:58:01,595 Okay. 1392 01:58:01,639 --> 01:58:04,555 - Make sure to set up boundaries. - Yeah. 1393 01:58:04,599 --> 01:58:08,471 - And nothing sexual, okay? - No, I won't do anything sexual. 1394 01:58:09,168 --> 01:58:10,560 Mm-hmm... 1395 01:58:10,604 --> 01:58:12,322 And don't do anything you wouldn't want me to do. 1396 01:58:12,345 --> 01:58:14,564 No, I won't do anything you're not comfortable with. 1397 01:58:14,609 --> 01:58:17,524 No kissing. Nothing like that! 1398 01:58:21,877 --> 01:58:23,966 Yaya, I think she's probably expecting something. 1399 01:58:25,793 --> 01:58:28,884 - Like what? - I don't know... I, er... 1400 01:58:30,145 --> 01:58:31,974 - A massage, or... - A massage? 1401 01:58:32,016 --> 01:58:34,976 - I don't know. She might want something. - Definitely not a massage! 1402 01:58:35,020 --> 01:58:37,460 She just gave me a whole fucking packet of pretzels for you... 1403 01:58:37,501 --> 01:58:39,938 I don't know what to say... I can't do anything? 1404 01:58:39,981 --> 01:58:41,679 - No! - Okay, but... 1405 01:58:41,722 --> 01:58:44,551 - Massage her neck. Okay? - I can massage her neck? 1406 01:58:44,595 --> 01:58:46,988 - Her neck, that's it! - Okay, okay, okay... 1407 01:58:49,382 --> 01:58:51,123 Okay. 1408 01:58:53,256 --> 01:58:55,693 - I love you so much. - Well, I hate you. 1409 01:58:55,737 --> 01:58:58,131 I understand! Fuck... 1410 01:58:58,913 --> 01:59:01,481 Yeah... Coming! 1411 01:59:19,412 --> 01:59:21,414 - See you in a bit. - Morning. 1412 01:59:22,502 --> 01:59:24,853 - Oh, morning. - Asshole. 1413 01:59:26,376 --> 01:59:29,162 Yaya! Yaya, wait. Wait. 1414 01:59:36,298 --> 01:59:39,171 Hey, you! 1415 02:00:12,335 --> 02:00:14,641 - See you later. - Okay. 1416 02:00:14,685 --> 02:00:18,167 Pirate! Pirate! He's coming! He got caught! 1417 02:00:23,171 --> 02:00:24,868 Disgusting. 1418 02:00:24,912 --> 02:00:26,871 What? 1419 02:00:38,578 --> 02:00:40,623 What the fuck? 1420 02:00:41,756 --> 02:00:43,713 Oh, fucking hell... 1421 02:01:01,470 --> 02:01:04,344 - Pretty boy! - We can see you! 1422 02:01:15,703 --> 02:01:19,096 Have you ever used your... when you were young? 1423 02:01:21,970 --> 02:01:24,233 Oh, you slept with somebody to get a job? 1424 02:01:35,417 --> 02:01:37,420 No, you didn't? 1425 02:01:37,463 --> 02:01:40,162 Really? Once? 1426 02:01:45,515 --> 02:01:48,256 Therese... Wow! 1427 02:01:53,349 --> 02:01:55,481 Where is it? 1428 02:01:55,524 --> 02:01:58,702 - Give it to me! - Take it! Take it. 1429 02:02:02,010 --> 02:02:04,926 You're acting like children. Give me the whistle! 1430 02:02:04,969 --> 02:02:06,970 Give me the whistle now! 1431 02:02:09,626 --> 02:02:11,367 So childish! 1432 02:02:41,310 --> 02:02:42,877 Hey... 1433 02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:45,444 - Pirate? What was it? - Did you see it? 1434 02:02:45,488 --> 02:02:48,055 - What was it? - I don't know what it is. 1435 02:02:51,841 --> 02:02:55,368 - What's going on? - They're hunting something. 1436 02:02:59,762 --> 02:03:03,984 No. We don't go there. What? 1437 02:03:04,028 --> 02:03:06,117 - Come on, guys! - Shh! 1438 02:03:12,775 --> 02:03:14,908 Nelson, give me that. 1439 02:03:16,911 --> 02:03:19,173 Are you sure? 1440 02:03:37,060 --> 02:03:38,453 Fuck... 1441 02:03:45,287 --> 02:03:47,028 It's a female. 1442 02:03:48,203 --> 02:03:49,725 Kill it. 1443 02:04:07,003 --> 02:04:09,398 - Whoo! - Ya! 1444 02:04:15,055 --> 02:04:17,927 It's moving. It's moving. 1445 02:04:17,971 --> 02:04:20,670 - What? - It's not dead. It's not dead. 1446 02:04:20,713 --> 02:04:23,890 - It's moving. - It's not dead. 1447 02:04:27,024 --> 02:04:29,113 - What's he doing? - No, no, no. 1448 02:04:30,680 --> 02:04:32,639 Ah, again! Do it again! 1449 02:04:43,475 --> 02:04:46,695 Jarmo! Jarmo... la tempe. 1450 02:04:54,661 --> 02:04:56,576 Hey, you did it! 1451 02:05:06,934 --> 02:05:11,765 Hunter Jarmo! Big hunter! Come on! 1452 02:05:11,807 --> 02:05:16,421 - Give him applause! Hey! - Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo... 1453 02:05:18,685 --> 02:05:22,601 - Big donkey hunt! - Come on, speech! 1454 02:05:22,645 --> 02:05:25,996 - Okay, okay! - The donkey fairytale... 1455 02:05:26,039 --> 02:05:28,998 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Thank you very much. 1456 02:05:29,042 --> 02:05:34,962 Okay... To kill a donkey, it may be a great achievement. 1457 02:05:35,005 --> 02:05:38,007 But there's one thing that's so much greater. 1458 02:05:38,051 --> 02:05:41,445 - To paint! - To paint, yes! 1459 02:05:42,185 --> 02:05:45,233 To paint a donkey! 1460 02:05:45,275 --> 02:05:48,018 Yes! 1461 02:05:51,282 --> 02:05:53,457 Let's take a look at the expression. 1462 02:05:53,502 --> 02:05:56,025 - Who did this one? - Me. 1463 02:05:56,069 --> 02:05:59,421 Okay, the feet are close, close together. 1464 02:05:59,463 --> 02:06:02,815 This donkey wants to be in control. 1465 02:06:02,859 --> 02:06:06,253 But it looks almost scared. 1466 02:06:07,123 --> 02:06:09,386 You want to tell this donkey to... 1467 02:06:10,475 --> 02:06:12,302 to not be so scared. 1468 02:06:12,346 --> 02:06:17,351 To lose control and bound away across the fields, 1469 02:06:17,395 --> 02:06:20,224 wildly waving its tail! 1470 02:06:21,311 --> 02:06:24,707 - Sure, it will make mistakes... - Carl, what are you doing? 1471 02:06:28,667 --> 02:06:29,886 Huh? 1472 02:06:31,453 --> 02:06:33,497 - Carl? - Yeah. 1473 02:06:36,109 --> 02:06:38,328 What are you doing with your hand? 1474 02:06:41,114 --> 02:06:44,073 - Which one? - Seriously? 1475 02:06:48,730 --> 02:06:50,951 I'm just resting it on the chair. 1476 02:06:53,170 --> 02:06:56,390 Why is your hand under her jacket on a chair? 1477 02:06:58,131 --> 02:06:59,612 What...? 1478 02:07:00,655 --> 02:07:02,832 It was just... I don't know, it was there, 1479 02:07:02,876 --> 02:07:05,618 resting on the side of... the chair. 1480 02:07:28,728 --> 02:07:31,644 I'm coming. I'm coming! 1481 02:07:33,079 --> 02:07:34,734 I'm coming... 1482 02:07:34,777 --> 02:07:37,519 - Oh, I can't concentrate... - Oh, God! 1483 02:07:53,622 --> 02:07:55,579 Okay, you know... 1484 02:07:55,623 --> 02:07:59,193 if you can't handle it, just tell me, nobody's forcing you to do anything. 1485 02:07:59,235 --> 02:08:03,283 It's just all this fucking sneaking around and hiding things from everyone. 1486 02:08:03,327 --> 02:08:06,591 It's too much. It's... it's becoming unbearable. 1487 02:08:06,635 --> 02:08:10,377 I mean, they're obviously not happy with what we're doing in here. 1488 02:08:12,902 --> 02:08:17,253 Okay, so... Let's just... tell them the truth. 1489 02:08:20,693 --> 02:08:25,914 You give me something, and I give you something in return. 1490 02:08:31,094 --> 02:08:33,706 You realize what position that puts me in? 1491 02:08:34,837 --> 02:08:36,055 No. 1492 02:08:37,840 --> 02:08:41,930 Well, just because it's more open that you're a flesh peddler, 1493 02:08:41,975 --> 02:08:43,802 it doesn't mean they're gonna accept the fact 1494 02:08:43,845 --> 02:08:46,501 that you're buying sex with the common food. 1495 02:08:47,240 --> 02:08:49,024 Wow... 1496 02:08:50,199 --> 02:08:51,766 Oh, come on, I didn't... 1497 02:08:51,810 --> 02:08:54,203 Do you know the amount of work I put into this island? 1498 02:08:54,247 --> 02:08:57,381 - I go fishing every day, I make fire... - I know, I know. 1499 02:08:57,425 --> 02:08:59,969 - I'm responsible for everybody here! - I know, I'm sorry, I know. 1500 02:08:59,993 --> 02:09:04,083 - Shouldn't that give me an advantage? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1501 02:09:04,127 --> 02:09:07,783 - Okay! - You deserve to do what you want, I know. 1502 02:09:15,835 --> 02:09:18,793 The absurd thing is that, if we were a couple, 1503 02:09:18,837 --> 02:09:21,666 they wouldn't care what we did in here. 1504 02:09:24,582 --> 02:09:28,412 But, really, maybe we should just do that, maybe we should just get on with it. 1505 02:09:28,456 --> 02:09:31,372 I don't know, kiss a little bit in public and hold hands. 1506 02:09:31,414 --> 02:09:34,113 - Surely that would be easier? - What about Yaya? 1507 02:09:34,157 --> 02:09:38,247 I would have a conversation with Yaya. I would have to be an adult about it. 1508 02:09:38,292 --> 02:09:42,992 And figure it out, but... I think it would be easier for her, probably. 1509 02:09:43,036 --> 02:09:45,778 I mean, she's having to deal with all this gossip as well. 1510 02:09:45,820 --> 02:09:48,041 Carl, I... I don't know. 1511 02:09:56,701 --> 02:09:59,051 Do you want me to break up with Yaya? 1512 02:09:59,095 --> 02:10:00,748 - No. - No? 1513 02:10:02,925 --> 02:10:05,448 That's your decision, not mine. 1514 02:10:08,322 --> 02:10:12,412 I'm not asking you to do it, I'm just seeing what you think about it. 1515 02:10:12,456 --> 02:10:16,069 I know, but that doesn't mean that you can put me in-between the two of you. 1516 02:10:16,112 --> 02:10:17,591 Okay, okay. 1517 02:10:25,948 --> 02:10:28,471 It's kind of a perfect scenario for you, I mean... 1518 02:10:30,082 --> 02:10:32,345 You get what you want, you have no obligations, 1519 02:10:32,389 --> 02:10:34,695 no responsibilities, you know. 1520 02:10:34,738 --> 02:10:36,872 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 1521 02:10:36,916 --> 02:10:40,354 Because I feel like I need to know where this is going, Abigail. 1522 02:10:42,877 --> 02:10:44,880 Let's just have fun. 1523 02:10:44,923 --> 02:10:47,186 No, but I need to try to deal with this situation. 1524 02:10:47,229 --> 02:10:49,231 I... I don't wanna piss off... 1525 02:10:51,582 --> 02:10:53,845 I don't wanna annoy anyone anymore. 1526 02:10:56,152 --> 02:10:59,939 Do you remember what you said the first night you were here? 1527 02:10:59,981 --> 02:11:01,765 What did you say? 1528 02:11:03,899 --> 02:11:06,684 "I love you, you give me fish." 1529 02:11:06,728 --> 02:11:08,337 Exactly. 1530 02:11:08,381 --> 02:11:11,733 And do you know why that is so beautiful? 1531 02:11:11,775 --> 02:11:13,300 - No. - Like you... 1532 02:11:13,342 --> 02:11:15,737 - Why? - Because it's the truth. 1533 02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:23,876 So, Nelson... you're a pirate, huh? 1534 02:11:25,442 --> 02:11:27,182 Come on, stop it. 1535 02:11:29,359 --> 02:11:32,622 Okay. If I was a pirate, what would you ask me? 1536 02:11:32,667 --> 02:11:35,016 How much money do you make? 1537 02:11:36,409 --> 02:11:38,238 Yeah, of course. 1538 02:11:38,280 --> 02:11:41,631 I don't know, like... 3,000 euros. 1539 02:11:41,676 --> 02:11:43,895 - On one attack? - Yeah, one attack. 1540 02:11:44,853 --> 02:11:46,506 If we succeed. 1541 02:11:47,551 --> 02:11:50,640 So, you work on commission, huh? 1542 02:11:50,685 --> 02:11:52,643 - Yeah. - Shit! 1543 02:11:52,686 --> 02:11:54,907 The client is making all money? 1544 02:11:55,819 --> 02:11:59,085 Yeah, but you can make more if you have your own boat. 1545 02:12:01,564 --> 02:12:05,046 3,000 euros... Come on, you're crazy. 1546 02:12:06,091 --> 02:12:08,529 My girlfriend is expensive. 1547 02:12:08,572 --> 02:12:11,270 What? You invest in your girlfriend? 1548 02:12:11,314 --> 02:12:13,359 - Yeah. - Ah... 1549 02:12:13,403 --> 02:12:16,015 You should do it the other way around. 1550 02:12:16,057 --> 02:12:19,408 Invest in business, buy a boat, and the girls will come to you. 1551 02:12:19,453 --> 02:12:20,541 Yeah? 1552 02:12:21,280 --> 02:12:23,587 Sure, I know. Ha-ha! 1553 02:12:39,386 --> 02:12:41,213 Hey. 1554 02:12:41,256 --> 02:12:44,172 I was just wondering if I could borrow the backpack. 1555 02:12:44,216 --> 02:12:46,914 - Abigail? - Yeah, I know. 1556 02:12:46,958 --> 02:12:50,265 - What are you going to do, Yaya? - Go for a hike over the mountain. 1557 02:12:50,310 --> 02:12:52,485 See if I can find something. 1558 02:12:55,750 --> 02:12:59,579 - I'll go with you. - It's okay, I can go by myself. 1559 02:12:59,622 --> 02:13:03,453 No, Yaya, it's not safe for you to go alone. I'll go with you. 1560 02:13:04,932 --> 02:13:06,326 Okay. 1561 02:13:10,807 --> 02:13:14,899 - Do you want me to come? - No. You stay here. 1562 02:13:14,943 --> 02:13:16,988 I need some time alone with her. 1563 02:13:17,032 --> 02:13:18,511 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1564 02:13:24,604 --> 02:13:26,345 I'll take it. 1565 02:13:54,287 --> 02:13:56,506 I'm glad we're doing this together, Yaya. 1566 02:13:58,551 --> 02:13:59,988 Me, too. 1567 02:14:00,858 --> 02:14:03,382 I actually wanted to tell you that I'm... 1568 02:14:03,426 --> 02:14:06,255 really impressed by everything you're doing here. 1569 02:14:07,168 --> 02:14:10,998 I mean, you managed to run a fucking matriarchy, Abigail. 1570 02:14:18,746 --> 02:14:21,878 You domesticated all the old alpha males. 1571 02:14:21,922 --> 02:14:23,315 Yeah! 1572 02:14:26,188 --> 02:14:27,537 Thank you. 1573 02:14:31,453 --> 02:14:33,456 No, it's really impressive. 1574 02:14:41,595 --> 02:14:44,032 We should stick together, huh? 1575 02:15:09,840 --> 02:15:11,493 Oh, my God... 1576 02:15:14,497 --> 02:15:17,238 I think it should be a little easier from here. 1577 02:16:54,554 --> 02:16:56,599 Nein, nein. 1578 02:16:58,731 --> 02:17:00,211 Huh? 1579 02:17:46,780 --> 02:17:48,737 Abigail! 1580 02:17:48,781 --> 02:17:50,218 Yeah? 1581 02:17:51,350 --> 02:17:53,264 I see something! 1582 02:17:56,920 --> 02:17:59,923 A what? 1583 02:18:01,795 --> 02:18:04,710 I can't hear you! 1584 02:18:07,931 --> 02:18:11,065 - Abigail! Hurry up! - I'm coming! 1585 02:18:12,283 --> 02:18:14,547 - Abigail! - Yaya! 1586 02:18:16,809 --> 02:18:20,291 Yaya! 1587 02:18:20,334 --> 02:18:21,727 Abigail! 1588 02:18:23,424 --> 02:18:26,906 Abigail! Abigail, there's an elevator! 1589 02:18:29,648 --> 02:18:32,041 - It's a resort, Abigail! - A what? 1590 02:18:32,085 --> 02:18:33,739 It's a resort! 1591 02:18:37,396 --> 02:18:41,399 Come, look! It's a luxury resort! 1592 02:18:45,838 --> 02:18:48,189 It's been there the whole time! 1593 02:18:48,231 --> 02:18:51,409 It's been there the whole fucking time, Abigail! 1594 02:19:05,379 --> 02:19:06,685 Come. 1595 02:19:09,862 --> 02:19:13,040 Come, Abigail. Come. 1596 02:19:20,612 --> 02:19:22,004 Abigail? 1597 02:19:24,311 --> 02:19:26,487 Let's enjoy this moment. 1598 02:20:01,522 --> 02:20:03,959 - It's surreal, huh? - Yeah. 1599 02:20:18,496 --> 02:20:20,889 You must be excited to see your kids, huh? 1600 02:20:22,501 --> 02:20:25,416 - I don't have kids. - Ah... 1601 02:20:27,113 --> 02:20:28,506 Sorry. 1602 02:20:39,299 --> 02:20:40,692 Let's go. 1603 02:20:42,737 --> 02:20:44,347 I need to wee-wee. 1604 02:20:45,131 --> 02:20:47,220 - Yeah. - And then we will go. 1605 02:20:47,263 --> 02:20:48,569 Okay. 1606 02:21:56,158 --> 02:21:57,551 Abigail? 1607 02:22:02,034 --> 02:22:04,298 Abigail, I can try and help you. 1608 02:22:06,430 --> 02:22:08,649 I don't know how, but... 1609 02:22:13,088 --> 02:22:17,529 Abigail... maybe you can come and work for me? 1610 02:22:18,181 --> 02:22:20,183 You could be my assistant. 1611 02:22:27,450 --> 02:22:28,843 Aargh! 1612 02:22:43,119 --> 02:22:44,337 Fuck! 1613 02:22:46,558 --> 02:22:47,733 Aargh! 120033

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