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Dude wake up, c'mon.

It's time for work.

Lame!

Dude c'mon, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night!

What tape?

Dude the tape from last night, remember?

That old dude with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance.

Oh yeah.

Dude we were awesome last night.

Totally awesome!

Where'd you put it?

Put what?

- The tape. - Oh yeah.

- I put in the fridge. - Oh yeah.

To keep the tape as cool as were last night.

So cool.

Give it up for Rigby and Mordecai!

Dude!

- Hurry up hurry up. - Alright.

- Hello hello hello! - Dude c'mon!

This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!

Dude, so awesome!

♪ We've got the right to chose and... ♪

♪ there ain't no way we're losin'. ♪

♪ This is our life, this is our song. ♪

♪ Oh, we're not gonna take it, ♪

♪ no, we ain't gonna take it. ♪

♪ We're not gonna take it anymore. ♪

Hey, we're pretty good!

What aren't you gonna take?

We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

What a loser!

Yeah, go back to your sad apartment and be alone forever!

What else, what else?

Yeah and this know-it-all guy Skips, forget him!

Yeah, if you're so smart,

why are you stuck working as a groundskeeper?

I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'!

Oh dude and Pops, Pops!

Oh yeah and this guy Pops just says the dumbest things all the time!

You not as interesting as you think, Pops!

♪ We're not gonna take it. ♪

♪ No we ain't gonna take it! ♪

Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!

Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is!

What the heck are we doing!

My name's Skips,

let me and my muscles stare at you condescendingly.

Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.

- Do you remember any of this? - No, no!

Wait stop, stop!

What do you think, folks? Do you like these guys?

Hey, you boys don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?

Nah, whatever dude.

You gotta give us a copy though so we can re-live this night forever!

- Dude, we can't let anybody see this. - See what?

See this!

Pfft, I've seen that before.

You're not the only one scared of technology.

What's this?

Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?

Did you say karaoke?

Oh, I just love karaoke!

Oh, we must go Benson, we must!

Yeah, that would be pretty fun!

- Alright. - What!?

Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately,

so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up,

my treat?

Great idea guys.

Alright, let's finish our work for the day, fellas.

This is gonna be awesome!

Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!

Man, we're totally dead.

Dead? Dude, they're gonna hate us forever!

Awww, why are we so dumb?

It was the music, man!

It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!

Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them.

We gotta go find that master tape.

But how are we gonna do that?

Dude, it'll be easy.

We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape,

and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.

I said no!

I can play that tape whenever I feel like it

and there's not a darn thin you can do about it.

I don't wanna see you punks back here again.

You're banned!

Benson! Hey man,

we need to talk to you about tonight.

I'm only paying for the songs.

You're on your own for food and drinks.

Aww what?

Well, I've always got my gravy pouch.

No, Benson, wait!

We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.

- What? - Karaoke's lame.

We should do something really fun, like bowling!

Yeah, bowling's good!

Or pool, the pool hall's always fun.

Rack 'em up!

Guys, please.

If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?

- Dance hall. - Bingo!

- Oh bingo? Really? - Guys.

No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like you got it!

Bingo halls are for losers.

Guys! What is it with you two?

I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here.

Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.

- But wait, can't we just- - No, we're going to karaoke,

and you know what, now it's mandatory.

Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night.

You don't come and you're fired. So deal with it!

Now what.

Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!

No Pops, just one.

Skips, what're you gonna sing?

Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?

Skips bringing it old school!

Where's Mordecai and Rigby?

Uh, ready to order sir?

No, we're still waiting for two.

They don't think I was serious about this being mandatory

I was being serious.

If they don't show up they're fired.

Ooh, they'll be here!

Oh man,

dude, we gotta hurry this up, Benson's gonna blow a fuse!

Rigby!

Hey, I found it.

Hey Carl, how many signed up for karaoke so far?

Just one, boss.

Well dangit that's not enough!

We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night!

It's time to play that dang tape!

If that won't get people singing nothing will.

Now get me ready like we talked about,

you know how I got stagefright.

Yes! Welcome folks!

Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shy

but sure of your talent's with us,

so we put together this little promo video

to put all your fears to rest.

Here we go!

Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be!

You couldn't be worse than these guys!

♪ We're not gonna take it! ♪

♪ No, we ain't gonna take it! ♪

Oh my.

It's Moredcai and Rigby!

Aw dude, they're playing the promo!

C'mon!

Wait-

♪ We're not gonna take it anymore! ♪

So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight!

They must've been super embarrassed by their singing!

We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

- What the? - What a lo-

Well uh sorry folks, um, technical difficulties.

Aw oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we?

Uh first up we have Pops!

That's me!

♪ I've been workin' so hard, ♪

♪ I'm punching my card. ♪

♪ Eight hours for what? ♪

Get the tape! Get the tape!

Carl!

Dude, what's going on!

I don't know, it's stuck!

Come on, come on!

♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪

♪ or else I'll tear up this town. ♪

♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose. ♪

♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes. ♪

♪ Please, Louise. ♪

♪ Pull me offa my knees. ♪

♪ Jack, get back. ♪

♪ Come on before we crack. ♪

♪ Lose, your blues, ♪

♪ everybody cut footloose! ♪

♪ You're playing so cool. ♪

♪ Obeying every rule. ♪

♪ I dig a way down in your heart. ♪

♪ You're burning yearning for songs. ♪

♪ Somebody to tell you. ♪

♪ That life ain't passing you by. ♪

♪ I'm trying to tell you ♪

♪ it will if you don't even try. ♪

♪ You can fly if you don't cut loose. ♪

♪ Foot loose. ♪

♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes. ♪

♪ Oowhee, Marie, ♪

♪ shake it, shake it for me. ♪

♪ Whoa, Milo, ♪

♪ c'mon c'mon let's go. ♪

Gimme that tape!

You want it? Fine, take it then!

♪ Cut footloose! ♪

Thank you.

- Sorry guys. - Yeah, sorry.

We didn't mean to ruin your good time.

No no, I don't want to hear it!

I don't know what was on that tape

or why those guys were after it

but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

You've ruined karaoke night!

Yeah uh, I know,

that's why we were trying to apologize to you.

Man, karaoke sucks.