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Alright dude, time to get up.
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Come on, Rigby.
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Dude, get up. We got to get ready for work.
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Okay. Okay.
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Dude, this is so cool.
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I never got a job that got you a place to live.
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I never even had a job.
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Yeah, about that.
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I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire,
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so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing".
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"Rigby thing"? What do you mean?
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I mean you're lazy.
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What? I'm not lazy.
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Dude, you were lazy to fill up the application for this job.
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That's why I have to do it in the first place.
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Just cause I was too lazy to do something boring
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like filling in a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy.
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Okay. Okay. Look.
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Let's just both promise that starting right now
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we're not gonna do anything to screw this up. Okay?
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Okay. You think there's breakfast stuff in the kitchen?
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Only one way to find out.
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...Milk.
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...Cereal.
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...Combine.
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This is the only clean spoon left dude.
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Let's play "Punchies" for it.
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Okay. Me first.
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Take it.
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Man,
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so far this job is awesome!
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I still can't believe we get our own rooms!
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Dude, those rooms aren't cool. There's nothing in them.
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I had to sleep on the floor last night.
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Will yeah I mean.
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We could get some stuff for by earning some money. You know?
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I guess.
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You want some milk.
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Yeah.
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Please don't eat up in the table like that.
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Like what?
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Oh my. I never seen anyone eating cereal like that.
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How quaint!
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Yeah, well they shouldn't be doing that.
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That's what the bowls are for.
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Oh, they're fine!
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- ...Did you see that chair? - I love chairs...
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Hey, Pops! What are you doing with that chair?
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Oh, well. I no longer require its services.
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So, Benson & I are taking it to the place
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where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
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We're throwing it away.
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Aw, what?
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Yeah, why would you throw that thing out? It looks awesome.
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Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
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Yeah, can we at least check it, before you chuck.
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Oh, that would be fine.
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Look, I gotta get back to work.
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You guys help him throw it away when you're done.
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Aw, man this chair is awesome.
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Look how awesome it looks.
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Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
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I'm gonna sit in it.
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Good idea.
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What? What's wrong?
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Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
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Aw, what? Let me try it.
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Yes, I'm afraid it's true.
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I purchased it through the post and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks.
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This is terrible.
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Maybe we're just not sitting it right.
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Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, come on, baby!
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It's just not comfortable, man.
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If you ask me, I think we should throw it away.
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Oh, well, yes, that's what I'm on my way to do.
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Hey, Pops. Since you're throwing it out anyway, can I just have it?
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- No, let me have it! - I asked him first.
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- Come on, Pops! - No, Pops, me!
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Well, I don't think I know who to give it to.
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But if you two can settle it between yourselves,
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then you're more than welcome to have it.
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Yeah, let's play punches.
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No way! I'm not playing that game with you anymore.
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If we're playing for something like that chair,
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then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
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How much skill?
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Rock paper scissors.
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I adore rock paper scissors.
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Although where I come from, we called it quartz parchment shears.
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Alright, how do you wanna play it.
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Are we go in a one-two-three go?
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Or one-two-three, shoot on three?
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Let's do it on three.
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Alright, fine. But let's stretch first.
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I don't wanna put my ham or whatever.
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Okay.
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What's up with the new guys?
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They're ready to play quartz parchment shears for my old Silounna.
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Nice.
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You know who else gonna play quartz parchment shears for your old Silounna?
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Who?
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My mom!
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See? I told you I was gonna say it!
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Ready?
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Oh, my!
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Shouldn't you guys be throwing that thing away?
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Benson, come quick!
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Quartz parchment shears and they already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
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I have work to do.
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And they shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game.
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Whoo, an evil game.
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Two ties.
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You don't know what I'm throwing next, baby!
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I already know what you're throwing before you even throw it, baby!
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That's not even possible, baby!
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Come on!
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Good show, jolly good show!
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Everyone come quick!
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The most amazing game of quartz parchment shears is happening right now!
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No, no!
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99 ties in a row!
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Enough!
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Why are we even doing this?
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You don't even think this chair comfortable.
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So? neither do you!
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Dude, I was lying.
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I was just saying that, so you wouldn't want it.
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I was lying also, I love that chair.
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Well, then I guess it's too bad that after I win it.
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I'm never letting you sit it.
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Then finish it!
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Since no one can decide,
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and all these playies tied 100 times,
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I take it upon myself to eat your prize.
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What's that?
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Come on, let's go!
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This is all your fault!
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How is this my fault? I just wanna play punches.
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The chair!
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The Rigby!
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Oh, dear!
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Hello? Hello?
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Please someone come quick!
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Quartz parchment shears' gone terribly wrong...
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Pops, where are you?
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Skips, take the shortcut, I'll go around back.
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Idiots.
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Skips!
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What did you do?
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They're playing rock peper scissors. Grab on!
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Don't you know that's an evil game?
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Hold on, everybody.
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Hold on, everybody!
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Hold on, every... Rigby!
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What do we do?
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You have to break the tie!
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Rigby! We have to in this. I'm gonna throw rock!
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- Yeah, right. - I'm not kidding!
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Hurry up! Do it now!
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Did you win?
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I think you win.
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It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on that chair anyways.
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Look!
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Oh, cool!
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No, you don't.
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You're not getting that chair.
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But here's what you do get.
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You get to flip that cart back over.
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You're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole mess!
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Pops, you're coming with me, and you two idiots,
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if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, You're fired!
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- Geez, I can't believe it... - But... Benson, I...
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Okay.
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Starting now, let's both promise not to do anything to screw this up.
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- Agreed? - Agreed.
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Rock paper scissors for who gets to drive the cart?
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