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What did I tell you, Mannetti?

The cream always rises... to the cop!

Who writes this stuff?

Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center,

it's Double R-W's Wrassle Frassle VII live!

Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt!

It's really real wrestling at its best!

Tonight at 8!

For tickets, call your momma and cry about it

because this event is sold out!

I can't believe we didn't get tickets.

Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line,

but no, you wanted to finish your work.

Dude, Benson would have snapped his crank if we just left work.

You gotta be responsible sometimes.

And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling,

because all you can think about is Benson's crank.

Oh! You're asking for it man!

You're asking for it, man!

You trying to get me mad?

You know what happen when I get mad!

Oh, I know.

Listen up, Mysterious Mr. R!

Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down!

And I'm not talking downtown, I'm talking six feet underground!

Mad Man Mordo?

More like Bland Man Bored-o!

When I'm through with you, people will be all like

"Ah, what happened to his face?!", and I'll be like,

"Mysterious Mr. R is what happened to his face!"

That's it!

Dude, Pops, chill! Let him go!

Oh I just love to wrestle!

That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me!

Yeah, Pops, what's your problem?

Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right!

Uh, fake? No. no, no, I assure you, it's real.

I used to wrestle back in my schooling days.

Look, here I am.

We learned how to wrestle just like the Greckos and the Romans!

Whoa, cool!

Oh, I'm so glad you think so!

Because I thought you two might want to accompany me to... this!

Double R-W Wrassle Frassle VII?! You got tickets?!

Pops. you're a legend!

Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!

Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!

You gotta teach us some of your moves, Pops!

Okay, I Will go easy on you boys this time.

And go!

Impressive, Pops!

But you forgot about this!

Rigby!

My back!

Hey, do you guys--

Pops! What happened, are you OK?

Yes, yes, all is fine. Just not as limber as I used to be.

What have I told you about wrestling?!

Sorry, we didn't mean to!

Yeah, come on, Pops! Shake it off, you gotta take us to Wrassle Frassle!

What? No! He Isn't going anywhere.

Pops can't even get up. He needs to take it easy.

No, no. I can get up.

But Pops already got his tickets!

It's the biggest wrestling event of the year!

I don't care.

Wait, Benson, surely we can all still go!

I am sorry, Pops. Its not gonna happen.

You have to stay home for your own good.

Oh, boo.

Now help Pops upstairs, and don't even think of leaving him alone!

Because if you leave, don't bother coming back!

Fine. We get it.

Does that one get it?! Cause sometimes I wonder!

I get it, I get it. Watch out for Pops and don't go to wrestling.

Good!

Why are we going to bed so early?

It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again.

Yeah, sleep is the best medicine.

I thought laughter was the best medicine.

Not when you're telling the jokes.

Pfft, whatever.

You wanna hear a joke Pops?

I better get some rest.

Good night, Pops.

Sleep speed to all.

Mordecai, come on!

What?

Come on, let's sneak out and go to Wrassle Frassle!

What?

What about Pops?

He needs his rest anyways. He'll be fine.

- You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look.

Pops. Pops.

Row Z, seats 97, 98 and 99!

Man, we made it! This is awesome!

So close to the action!

One, two, three!

See man, we couldn't have missed this!

Totally worth sneaking out!

Totally.

Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here.

Don't worry, man! We did the right thing.

Pops is totally safe back home in his bed.

Hey, bro! Ladder Match is about to start!

Where's that new wrestler, Huge Head?

Eh, I don't know. He hasn't shown up yet.

Did you call him?

Yeah, I called him! What, do you think I'm a moron?

Hey, who's this?

Hello!

Yeah, this is him, right?

He's gotta be. Look at the size of that thing!

Hey Huge Head, you're late!

Oh, I am sorry. Would you mind helping me inside?

- What? - His dramatic enterance!

Oh yeah, sure.

Okay, get ready folks, because it's time for the main event!

The Ladder Match!

Who's gonna be the one to reach the championship belt at the top of the ladder?

Will it be... The Fire Marshall?!

Hissy Fit?!

The leading champion, Four Arm-ageddon?!

Come on!

Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut,

give it up for... Huge Head!

Look at that guy's head!

That guy's head is almost as big as Pops!

It is as big as Pops!

Dude, that is Pops!

What?! How did heâ€"what?!

Dude, he's gonna be pummelled! Come on!

Pops, what are you doing here?!

Mordecai, Rigby, I thought you two were back at home sleeping!

Looks like we both couldn't stay away!

Pops, we gotta get you out of here.

But I just got here!

And look, I got here late, and they upgraded my seat!

No, Pops! They think you're a wrestler!

But I am a wrestler!

And besides, you said all this was fake.

Fake?! Who said this was fake?!

They did!

Is this fake?!

How about you, little dude?

Does this seem fake to you?!

No.

Why do you think it's called "Really Real Wrestling"?

Cause it's real!

Okay, we were wrong. We're sorry.

Yeah, just let us take our friend and go!

"Sorry" doesn't cut it!

There are only two ways you guys are getting outta here.

In a bodybag, or by beating all of us in the Ladder Match!

Listen up!

Huge Head and his friends here think all this is fake!

Whaddya say, we teach him how real this really is?!

Come on!

You better get in the ring, or we're coming out after you!

Okay, Rigby and I are gonna go in after the bell.

Stay here, Pops.

- But I can help! - No! Stay here!

Dude, I'll distract him. You get to the ladder.

You like it yet?

Pops!

Who wants to wrestle?!

Real enough for you?

And the winner, Huge Head!

I knew it! I had a sick feeling,

I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I knew it!

Wait, listen, Benson!

No! You guys are fired! That's it!

Wait, what? Come on!

No! I Thought I told you guys, but you didn't wanna listen!

Come on, Pops! You gotta help us!

I cannot tell a lie.

Benson, it was all my fault.

What?

I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own,

and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...

Plus look, Pops' back is all better.

It's true!

Thats your last warning.

Wow. Thanks for taking the blame, Pops.

I'm just glad it's over.

Yeah. Time for bed, Huge Head.

Yeah, Huge Head!

So you think you can steal my name, huh?!

Well, let's see how you like it if I steal yours... Pops!