Original subtitles

All right, listen up.

The cart needs a new suspension system,

I don't know why that would be.

The old cemetery is falling apart

and the house is in need of general repairs.

What's wrong with the house?

That's what wrong with the house.

The problem is, we don't have the money to fix any of it.

So does anyone have any ideas

for how we can raise the money to cover these costs?

Yes, Rigby?

What's in it for us?

If you come up with something successful, you'll get a... paid day off.

- What? - Hey,

I got some choice sports equipment in the shed!

Let's have a sports tournament, and get physic--

Any other ideas?

- A bake sale! - No.

A concert?

- Oh! Hey Benson-- - No.

- We could-- - No.

Come on, Benson, just hear us out!

Fine. What is it?

We could have a scary movie night!

Yeah, in the abandoned cemetery!

You guys want to see a scary movie there?

Yes.

You know what? That could actually work.

That's not a bad idea!

Aw, what?

Yeah. We had a movie night there a long time ago.

It was a huge success!

A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!

Alright, it's settled then.

Skips, you'll set up the chairs.

Pops, you'll be in charge of concession.

Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, you'll be in charge of decoration duties.

I'll be in charge of admissions.

Mordecai and Rigby...

You're in charge of getting the movie and getting the word out.

But if this doesn't work, you won't be getting a paid day off.

Pfft, it's gonna work.

♪ Because we know everything about scary movies, ♪

♪ and you know nothing about scary movies! ♪

♪ We'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies! ♪

Stop singing or you're fired!

♪ Our... knowledge... of... scary... movies. ♪

We'll go get the movie.

You find anything yet?

We gotta get this one!

Mounties Of Death: Hoser Spree!

Eh, the book was better.

Oh, this is a classic of Italian horror!

Libraria!

Dude, what is with you? Nobody's gonna want to read subtitles!

Oh, so you guys think you know about horror?

Come into my lair.

This is from my personal stash.

Zombocalypse 3D!

Oh yeah, I saw this a few years back.

No you didn't.

Huh?

This is the foreign boot-leg director's cut.

3 hours and 28 minutes of remastered Peter Pan's horror

and gore that will make your eye balls barf!

Wait.

What kind of tape is this?

Duh,zaidamax 3D,

it's like the onlt way to truly experience this movie.

Of course you'll need...

one of these babys.

The zaidamax decktron L O X.

It'll make those zombies really pop.

We'll take it

Wise choise.

Here you guys are gonna need some of these babies

I'll go ring you guys up.

Paid day-off!

Get your candy cob webs on a stick!

I can't believe it. They actually did it!

I STILL think we should of had a sports tournament.

If this movie night fails, which I know it will,

I've got my sports gear here as a back-up plan.

You dudes are gonna thank me for this.

I was your average everyday kinda guy

but that was before it all happened.

Before the satellite triggered the deadly mecro virus

and took everything I ever knew.

Batter up!

This is Zombocalypse 3D!

Don't worry baby. I got these suckers.

Baby?

Oh great!

Oh man, oh man, oh man!

Baby, you let yourself go real bad.

Dude, why did you do that?

I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.

Hey I want my money back!

Fix it! Fix it!

Come on, come on!

Aw, why did you spit on it?

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Dude, why isn't it working?

Fix it! Fix it!

Ow my kidneys!

Aw dude, you put it in backwards!

There.

Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.

The zombies really do pop out at you.

Totally. That one is coming really far off the screen.

Wait, we're not wearing our 3D glasses.

Hey guys, check this out.

That's a real zombie!

Oh man, oh man, what do we do?!

Hey, worm bait!

Heads up.

Muscle Man's sport stuff!

Dude, nice shot.

What's happening now?!

Okay genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand.

The thing you just did, it's woken up the dead

and they're ticked off!

Dude, if anyone gets hurt, we won't get our paid day-off.

We gotta keep the zombies away from the people.

Oh cool.

Aw man, zombie just took a hit!

Whoa, did you see that zombie get a discus to the face?

No!

Yo guys! I told you this stuff would come in handy!

Duck!

Better fire up the grill 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!

Now, now. Don't crowd, there's enough for everybody.

Pops!

Hey worm hole! Get a tasty lick of this!

This is awesome.

Dude, I think we got them all.

Skips, look out!

Oh no.

Ugh, he's just too strong.

Mordecai! A cart!

Okay you lousy, undead creep-

You've taken a lot from me

but if you think you're gonna deprive me of my

-paid day-off-

You're surely mistaken!

Dude, I think we totally did it.

That was great! It felt like I was in the actual movie!

Aw man,

you guys totally earned that paid day-off.

And you're gonna earn another one cause we're doing tomorrow night,

the exact same way.

Do you think we can take that paid day-off tomorrow?