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All right, listen up.
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The cart needs a new suspension system,
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I don't know why that would be.
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The old cemetery is falling apart
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and the house is in need of general repairs.
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What's wrong with the house?
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That's what wrong with the house.
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The problem is, we don't have the money to fix any of it.
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So does anyone have any ideas
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for how we can raise the money to cover these costs?
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Yes, Rigby?
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What's in it for us?
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If you come up with something successful, you'll get a... paid day off.
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- What? - Hey,
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I got some choice sports equipment in the shed!
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Let's have a sports tournament, and get physic--
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Any other ideas?
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- A bake sale! - No.
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A concert?
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- Oh! Hey Benson-- - No.
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- We could-- - No.
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Come on, Benson, just hear us out!
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Fine. What is it?
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We could have a scary movie night!
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Yeah, in the abandoned cemetery!
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You guys want to see a scary movie there?
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Yes.
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You know what? That could actually work.
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That's not a bad idea!
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Aw, what?
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Yeah. We had a movie night there a long time ago.
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It was a huge success!
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A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!
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Alright, it's settled then.
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Skips, you'll set up the chairs.
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Pops, you'll be in charge of concession.
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Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, you'll be in charge of decoration duties.
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I'll be in charge of admissions.
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Mordecai and Rigby...
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You're in charge of getting the movie and getting the word out.
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But if this doesn't work, you won't be getting a paid day off.
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Pfft, it's gonna work.
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♪ Because we know everything about scary movies, ♪
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♪ and you know nothing about scary movies! ♪
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♪ We'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies! ♪
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Stop singing or you're fired!
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♪ Our... knowledge... of... scary... movies. ♪
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We'll go get the movie.
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You find anything yet?
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We gotta get this one!
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Mounties Of Death: Hoser Spree!
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Eh, the book was better.
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Oh, this is a classic of Italian horror!
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Libraria!
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Dude, what is with you? Nobody's gonna want to read subtitles!
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Oh, so you guys think you know about horror?
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Come into my lair.
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This is from my personal stash.
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Zombocalypse 3D!
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Oh yeah, I saw this a few years back.
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No you didn't.
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Huh?
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This is the foreign boot-leg director's cut.
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3 hours and 28 minutes of remastered Peter Pan's horror
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and gore that will make your eye balls barf!
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Wait.
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What kind of tape is this?
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Duh,zaidamax 3D,
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it's like the onlt way to truly experience this movie.
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Of course you'll need...
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one of these babys.
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The zaidamax decktron L O X.
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It'll make those zombies really pop.
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We'll take it
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Wise choise.
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Here you guys are gonna need some of these babies
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I'll go ring you guys up.
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Paid day-off!
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Get your candy cob webs on a stick!
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I can't believe it. They actually did it!
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I STILL think we should of had a sports tournament.
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If this movie night fails, which I know it will,
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I've got my sports gear here as a back-up plan.
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You dudes are gonna thank me for this.
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I was your average everyday kinda guy
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but that was before it all happened.
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Before the satellite triggered the deadly mecro virus
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and took everything I ever knew.
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Batter up!
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This is Zombocalypse 3D!
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Don't worry baby. I got these suckers.
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Baby?
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Oh great!
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Oh man, oh man, oh man!
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Baby, you let yourself go real bad.
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Dude, why did you do that?
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I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.
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Hey I want my money back!
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Fix it! Fix it!
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Come on, come on!
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Aw, why did you spit on it?
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Dude, why isn't it working?
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Fix it! Fix it!
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Ow my kidneys!
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Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
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There.
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Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
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The zombies really do pop out at you.
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Totally. That one is coming really far off the screen.
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Wait, we're not wearing our 3D glasses.
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Hey guys, check this out.
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That's a real zombie!
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Oh man, oh man, what do we do?!
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Hey, worm bait!
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Heads up.
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Muscle Man's sport stuff!
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Dude, nice shot.
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What's happening now?!
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Okay genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand.
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The thing you just did, it's woken up the dead
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and they're ticked off!
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Dude, if anyone gets hurt, we won't get our paid day-off.
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We gotta keep the zombies away from the people.
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Oh cool.
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Aw man, zombie just took a hit!
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Whoa, did you see that zombie get a discus to the face?
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No!
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Yo guys! I told you this stuff would come in handy!
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Duck!
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Better fire up the grill 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!
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Now, now. Don't crowd, there's enough for everybody.
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Pops!
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Hey worm hole! Get a tasty lick of this!
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This is awesome.
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Dude, I think we got them all.
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Skips, look out!
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Oh no.
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Ugh, he's just too strong.
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Mordecai! A cart!
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Okay you lousy, undead creep-
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You've taken a lot from me
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but if you think you're gonna deprive me of my
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-paid day-off-
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You're surely mistaken!
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Dude, I think we totally did it.
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That was great! It felt like I was in the actual movie!
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Aw man,
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you guys totally earned that paid day-off.
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And you're gonna earn another one cause we're doing tomorrow night,
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the exact same way.
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Do you think we can take that paid day-off tomorrow?
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