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Done!
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In your face, bush!
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Looks like you've got a ways to go there, guy!
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Not as much as Muscle Man over there.
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He barely touched that hedge.
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Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember?
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Dude, are you crying?
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No!
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Crying's for ladies! Like you!
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I don't cry!
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Dude, he's been in there for hours.
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Muscle Man. Muscle Man!
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Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?
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No! It's...
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it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain.
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Dude, what's wrong with him?
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His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night.
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What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend?
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I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.
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Muscle Man, just come out.
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We can talk about it if you want.
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No!
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I don't talk about my feelings with anyone!
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Leave me alone!
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No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him.
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So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped.
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He can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something.
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So guess what?
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You two clowns are gonna pick up his work for today!
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Aw, what? I'm always sad.
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I'm sad right now.
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Can we get time off too?
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File a request with human resources.
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- OK, who's the HR guy? - Me.
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So... can we?
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No.
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OK, let's see what we got here...
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Task Number One:
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Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area.
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Watch out for hornets' nests.
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Task Number Two:
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that guy who thinks he's a knight is back.
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He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek.
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Get him out of there!
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And finally,
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there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden.
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This is impossible!
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Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff?
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We gotta convince him to start working again.
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Yeah! Why should we do his work?
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Alright, let's do it.
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I won't miss this job.
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Raking that sand took...
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Nooooo!
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Dude, you gotta snap out of it.
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Benson is making us do all your work!
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I can't work.
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I'm busy stuffing my face hole!
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Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on.
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I'm not upset!
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I'm... I'm...
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Come on, dude. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
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Alright, Muscle Man.
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Grocery stores have tons of available women.
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I don't know, Mordecai.
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None of these ladies are as hot as Starla.
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Dude, man up! Check this out.
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That girl is single.
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How can you tell?
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Check out her cart.
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American cheese singles, a single serving of soup,
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and who buys one banana?
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And I don't see a ring on that finger.
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So what are you waiting for? Go get her!
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Uh, hey, you're a chick.
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I was wondering if you wanted to...
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I can't do this!
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This heart beats for another!
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Starlaaaaa!
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Muscle Man. Muscle Man!
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He's never going to come out.
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There's no way we can help him.
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There is one way.
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We gotta get him back together with Starla.
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You sure this is where she works?
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Everything is all glittery and girl-
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Can I help you gentlemen?
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Do you know a guy by the name of Muscle Man?
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- Big guy, 'bout your build? - Yeah.
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I know him. I dumped that loser.
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Yeah, well, he's pretty miserable without you.
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You should give him another chance.
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I'm not getting back together with him.
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That's over now.
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Look,
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I know how Muscle Man can be.
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He's annoying, he smells,
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and he pretty much has no common decency for others,
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but he's still human, and he has feelings.
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We all do.
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We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with.
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To laugh with. To love.
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...and that's why I think you should get back together with Muscle Man.
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Well, I guess we'll be going.
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Wait!
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You!
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Wait! You! You had such a way with words!
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Muscle Man never talked to me that way.
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He didn't like talking about his feelings.
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But you? You're different.
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Will you excuse us for a minute?
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Aw, sick!
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She liked you, she liked you!
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Dude, shut up!
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Dude, you should totally go out with her!
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What? Are you serious?
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I'd rather do Muscle Man's work than date her.
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Dude, if you just play along with it, you can dump her.
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Then, she'll go running back to Muscle Man for sure.
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Alright, one date.
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Better make it three or four just to make sure the dumping takes full effect.
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Fine.
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Do you wanna, um, you know,
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go...out?
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Yes!
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Dude, did you dump her yet?
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No.
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Come on, man! Get it over with!
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I don't wanna do Muscle Man's work anymore. I'm exhausted!
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I know, I know. I'll dump her.
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Look, we gotta talk.
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You got some pie on your lip. I'll get it off!
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Augh, get offa me!
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What's wrong, dumplin'?
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I'll tell you what's wrong.
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I don't like you.
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I don't think we should see each other anymore.
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- Dumped? - Dumped.
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How'd she take it?
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Mmm, she took it well.
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Come on! Come on, c'mon!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Hold on!
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Yeah, we did it! She just got tr-rashed!
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Oh no!
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Go faster! Let's go faster! Step on it!
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Look out!
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We're live at the park,
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where reports of a crazed woman on a rampage...
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Muscle Man!
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Your ex's gone crazy and she's wrecking up the park!
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Dude, you have to talk to her!
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Starla?
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I guess this is it.
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Mordecai!
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Babe!
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I can't stand to see you like this.
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You gotta stop!
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I guess I'll just go.
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Dude, Muscle Man! She's right there!
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Say something to her!
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I think you're foxy when you break things.
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No! From here.
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Starla?
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I can understand you're upset.
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When I look at you, I think of someone I know.
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Someone who is fragile and vulnerable deep down.
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Someone who has feelings.
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That someone is me.
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Mitch Sorenstein.
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His name's Mitch?
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I've been so upset since you left me, baby.
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You're the light of my life.
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The fire that burns in my heart.
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The one.
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Starla.
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Will you be my Muscle Woman?
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Mitch...?
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- Mitch! - Starla!
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- Miiiiitch! - Staaaarlaaaa!
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Aw, sick!
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Aw, Mitch!
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I've never heard you talk about your feelings before!
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You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings?
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My Mom!
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Oh, Mitch! You have the best sense of humor.
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Aw yeah, baby.
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You know I love it when you destroy property.
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As much as I wanna vomit right now,
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those two were made for one another.
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This was the most disturbing day of my life.
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Yeah. Maybe we should have just done Muscle Man's chores.
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