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Dude, hurry up!
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Tie it down, we're gonna be late!
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Go, Go, Go! Take that street!
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We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it!
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I knew it. I knew they'd be late.
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This is gonna be close.
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That's it.
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Dude, we made it! Dude, we made it!
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Here's the lemon tree you asked us to pick up.
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Right on time.
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I think the guy sold us a lemon, know what I'm sayin'?
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No. You know what? I blame myself.
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I should've known better than to trust you two morons
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with such a straightforward task.
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You obviously need supervision.
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Super-what-now?
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Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, get down here!
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I need you to watch over Mordecai and Rigby.
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We'll be right there.
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- What?! - No way!
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You can't stick us with Muscle Man and Hi Five!
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Those guys are turds!
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They have the combined intelligence of bread-mold!
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Come on, Benson. Give us one more chance.
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No more chances!
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I'm sending you to the nursery to pick up another lemon tree.
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If you screw up again,
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I'll have Muscle Man and Hi Five supervise the next job.
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Then the next job, and the next. Get it?!
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Yes. Um, yes, sir.
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I'm sure.
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Aw, man!
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Ugh, this blows!
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- You know what the worst is? - The smell?
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No, dude. Those lame "my mom" jokes Muscle Man always tells.
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Great.
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Well, well, well!
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Sounds like someone needs some supervision!
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You know who else needs supervision?
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MY MOM!
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Now get in the back so I can supervise you.
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This song rocks.
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You know who else rocks this hard?
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MY MOM!
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I don't know how long I can take this.
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I know dude but if we don't pull this off...
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Aw, sick.
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I love this tasty lick!
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That's it! I'm jumping!
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No dude. Don't worry.
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There's the nursery.
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This will all be over soon.
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Dude! You just passed the nursery!
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Pull your panties out of your butt, bro! I know a shortcut!
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But it was right there!
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Who's supervising this mission!? ME, that's who!
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So, shut your word-hole, I'm listening to my jams!
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What!? Where are we?
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Why are we stopping?
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It's lunchtime!
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This place has the best tacos in the city!
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You know who else has the best tacos in the city?
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Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!
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You know who else would blow a fuse
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if she found out we were slacking off?
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We don't have time for this!
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You know who else doesn't have time for this?
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You know who else says "Ugh"?
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MY MOM!
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Can we please get lunch after we pick up the tree?
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No can do.
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Hi Fives has gots to have his tacos!
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Watch this!
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Hey, Benson, we're gonna pull over and grab some lunch, that cool?
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Go for it. I know you guys will get it done.
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Benson is never that cool with us!
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What? Don't you guys check in?
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Uh, no.
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You gotta check in!
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Benson's the boss.
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He needs to know where you are at all times!
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LET'S EAT!
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How come you never check in!?
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Muslce Man! Hi Five Ghost! I haven't seen you guys in ages.
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Who are those losers?
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Just some chumps I'm supervising.
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I gotta make sure their doing it right.
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I feel sorry for you guys.
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You know who I feel sorry for?
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MY MOM!
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Here's your round 'o tacos, for makin' me laugh!
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Aw, what? You actually thought that was funny?
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I guess Muscle Man is really insulting himself.
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It's getting late. Shouldn't we be at the nursery by now?
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Relax, Hi Fives on it.
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He knows how to hot-wire the cart, to make it go crazy-fast.
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You know who taught Hi Fives to hot-wire the cart
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to get away with slacking off at work
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and not get in trouble with his boss?
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My uncle, John. He's a mechanic.
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That's cool.
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You know who taught him!?
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MY MOM! YES!
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Let's ride, babies!
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The road's back there!
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Don't tell me where the road is, baby!
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Yo, Muscle Man!
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You know how to break the law in all the right ways!
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What was that?
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This is awesome!
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We're here.
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What are you doing?
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You're trying to throw you backs out?
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You don't lift it like that.
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That's what Bobby's for.
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Hey, yo, Bobby!
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Bobby here lifts like a champ.
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Hey Bobby, you know who else lifts like a champ?
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MY MOM!
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What?
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Dude, I think Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are actually kinda cool!
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Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs!
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Like my mom!
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'Yo killin' me, man!
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Yeah, I don't know about that
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Well, I'm glad this is finally over.
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- Come on, it wasn't-- - Dude!
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You just passed the park!
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What's the hurry, grandma?
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We have all day, let's have some fun!
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Come on, dude, just give him a chance!
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Dude, Muscle Man's pretty cool.
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All except for those "my mom" jokes.
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Dude, I'm gonna to say something.
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No, don't! Don't try to change Muscle Man, it's not cool!
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Hey, guys!
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I haven't had quality bro time like this in ages.
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We should do this all the time.
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I know I mess around a lot, but you guys are the best.
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Hey, Mordecai,
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you know who else messes around a lot?
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MY MOM!
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Dude, you're saying it wrong.
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Mordecai!
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What was that, bro?
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Dude, that joke doesn't make any sense.
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Whenever you say stuff like that, you're making fun of your own mom.
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It should be "your mom", not "my mom".
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What do you mean?
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Well, for example,
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you know who else has a gap in their teeth?
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YOUR MOM!
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Or,
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you know who else is prematurely balding?
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YOUR MOM!
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Rigby, help me out.
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You know who else finds their clothes it the garbage?
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YOUR MOM!
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You know who else lives in their car?
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YOUR MOM!
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You know who else has fat ankles?
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YOUR MOM!
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You know who else can't tell a--
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Are you making fun of my mom?!
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You're making fun of my mom!
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No one makes fun of my mom!
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Yo, little brother! My ears are ringing!
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Is someone making fun of our mom?
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Yeah, they are, bro!
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- Oh no, bro! - I know, bro!
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That's it! I'm coming up there!
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You ladies are about to wish you were never born!
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GET OUT OF THE CART!
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You're gonna get it!
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Nobody makes fun of my mom!
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Nobody!
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Which one of you girls was talking about my mom?!
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Was it you, Tiny?
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Or you, stringbean?
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- We were just-- - So it was both of you!
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I think they hurt mom's feelings, bro!
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You hurt our mom's feelings!
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Pay her a compliment, tell her she's beautiful!
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TELL HER!
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You're beautiful, Muscle Man's mom.
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Now, kiss the photo and tell her you're sorry!
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Sorry.
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Sorry!
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Fire up the grill, bro.
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Eat this picture of our mom, or you'll be sorry!
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Please, don't make us eat the picture!
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EAT IT!
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You should have seen the look on your faces!
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We got you good!
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What?
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It was all a prank and you chumps fell for it!
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That's not even a picture of my mom!
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It's a picture of my buttcheek!
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I just squished it up to look like a woman's face!
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Aw, sick!
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Are you still hungry?
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Cause I got multiple prints!
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That's right! I dabble in photography!
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Thanks for picking up this tree. I knew I could trust you two.
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As for you two,
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the next time I tell you to do something,
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do it right, or I'll have you supervise you again.
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Got it?
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You know who else is going to have to
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get supervised again for not doing it right?
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MY MOM!
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Yeah, ladies!
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I really hate Muscle Man.
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You know who else really hates Muscle Man?
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