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Dude! Check it out, man! They're here!

What's here?

Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night.

What?

Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said...

Yes! I wanna be in a band with you.

Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name.

What do you think of "Cool Dudes"?

"Face Punch."

"Rad 'N' Subtract."

"Helicopter Crash."

What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?

That's it! That's it!

Order the shirts! Order the shirts!

Oh yeah, T-Shirts.

Check it out! Bam!

Mordecai and the Rigbys?

What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?!

I changed it. Awesome, right?

But that's just our names!

We aren't really going to wear these around, are we?

Woah, rad shirts!

What are those for?

They're for our band.

You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"?

That's so cool.

No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh...

So, what, it's some sort of fake band?

No, it's a real band, but just...

not a big deal, you know?

Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night!

Yeah, for sure, uh... totally.

Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play.

Well, I guess I'll see you then.

Yeah... see you then...

then.

What was that, man?!

I dunno!

I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!

But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!

OK, OK, we can totally do this.

We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night.

- One song? - One song.

- Ready? - Shreddy.

One, two, three, four!

OK, stop, stop.

We need help.

A two-man ensemble?

What a charming idea!

How'd you learn to be so good, Pops?

Throw these records on the old talking machine

and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time!

Agh, you know about the open mic night?

we're all going to be there!

Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously.

- What? - Put on the shirt.

Fine. Play the record.

So, you want to become a musician? Bravo!

Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require?

Talent?

Yes!

Good personal hygiene...

is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!

This is gonna take like ten years!

Yeah, and there's still two more after this one!

There's gotta be a faster way.

...all washed up? Good!

- All three at once? - Now just locate your...

...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped...

Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything.

Dude, we gotta keep going.

Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic?

What was that?

- Dude, what's happening?! - I don't know!

Dude, who are you guys?

We're Mordecai and Rigby.

Who the blazes are you?

Just kiddin'. We know who you are.

Coz we're you in ten years!

You don't know it yet,

but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock!

Dude, this is perfect!

Wait, wait. We suck,

and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?

Didn't you just hear us play?

Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future.

Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses!

Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.

Awesome!

Oh, hey - in the future,

do we get that thing we always wanted?

Oh, we got it.

Awesome!

in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret?

I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.

Look.

We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig

if you're willing to put in the work.

Yeah, whatever it takes.

We said the same thing ten years ago.

Awesome! Let's rock!

That's it. You're ready!

What?

But we never learned how to play!

We haven't even picked up a guitar.

we got the look, we've got the moves down,

I know the lyrics backwards and forwards.

Just teach us how to play!

Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine!

Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.

Gig's in 20 minutes.

We're screwed.

♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪

♪ and I think I might be crazy for you... ♪

I can't believe they're gonna play tonight.

Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument.

This is gonna be a trainwreck.

Woo, I love trains!

♪ ...my sweet little baby, and I think I might be crazy for you. ♪

Dang!

Yeah.

Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts?

You brought the t-shirts?!

Yeah, for the fans.

Dude, we don't even have any fans.

You guys look like rock stars.

Hey, can I have one of those?

Uh, yeah...

Here's a small.

How do I look?

Amazing.

I can hand these out for you guys.

Get everyone pumped for the closing act.

Closing act?!

Yeah, save the best for last!

Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait.

And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys!

- Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late.

Where've you guys been?!

We had to get you these...

Picks?! But we still don't even know how to play!

Just go out there, you'll be great.

Just like we were ten years ago.

- But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on!

Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick!

Holy crap!

♪ Your eyes starin' into my eyes, ♪

♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪

♪ and the prize in my eyes is ten times ♪

♪ the surprise in your eyes as I kiss you goodnight ♪

♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪

♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪

♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪

♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪

♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪

♪ We've come out on top, we're in front of the line, ♪

♪ We're here to rock out and have a good time, ♪

♪ 'Cause the past is the past and the future is bright, ♪

♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪

♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪

Yeah! Yeah, baby!

You can stop now.

Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain!

We were lip-synching.

Hey, look, I don't blame you.

We thought we could just order some t-shirts

and pass ourselves off as a band.

But it turns out playing music's really hard to do.

We just got caught up in the dream, man.

And just for a little while it was real.

But that's over.

And lip-synching's not cool.

So we're breaking up the band.

Why'd you stop? It was going great.

You tricked us into lip-synching!

Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching.

Don't you wanna be a part of that?

No, that's lame!

You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be.

Me neither!

Mordecai and the Rigbys is over.

OK, dude! Think about what you're doing!

Yeah, stop, man!

If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?!

I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.

Nooo!

Yeah! Alright!

I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing.

This is awesome!

Mordecai! Mordecai!

Margaret! Margaret!

- Mordecai! - Margaret!

That was pretty cool, what you said up there!

Thanks, Margaret.

Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel?

C'mon, baby.

We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations!

Oh, yeah. See you, guys!

Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice.

Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.