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I found it in the trash in the back.
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Isn't it cool?
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Dude,
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you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash.
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It's unnatural.
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You're unnatural!
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Besides,
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this is different.
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It's a treasure from the past.
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It is a pretty sweet plate.
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We should put some food on this baby!
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Agreed.
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You know what would look
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great on this plate?
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Chocolate cake!
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Yes!
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But how can we afford something
as good as chocolate cake?
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Don't worry, dude.
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I think I know where we can get one.
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Check it, dude.
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Cake mix.
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Add some water,
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slap it in the oven,
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pull that greasy pig out and BAM!
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you've got yourself a cake, baby.
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I can't wait to eat that greasy pig.
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Wait,
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how much does it cost?
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A buck fifty.
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I told you cake mix is too expensive.
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Do you know the bride or the groom?
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The one with the cake?
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We don't have cakes.
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Well,
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I'm all out of ideas.
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I got it!
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There's that chocolate
cake at the snack bar!
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But Benson will only let you
have it for free if it's your birthday.
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Who is to say it's not my birthday?
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Who is to say it's not MY birthday?
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Free cake! Free cake!
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It's neither of your birthdays.
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He's killing us with that!
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No cake. No cake.
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But it IS Skips' birthday!
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Free cake! Free cake!
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He's really private about it.
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No cake. No cake.
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Come to think of it,
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I don't think we've ever had a party for Skips.
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If memory serves,
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Skips secludes himself in the woods
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every year on the day of his birth.
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So, wait?
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You guys have never thrown a party for Skips?
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No.
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Dude, that sucks!
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-Skips totally deserves a party!
-And cake!
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Whenever something goes wrong,
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it’s Skips who fixes it.
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He’s always there for us,
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no matter what.
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I bet,
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Skips wants a party!
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But he’s such a quiet guy he doesn’t know how to ask!
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We owe him a party!
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And also a cake!
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Good show,
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jolly good show!
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Benson, the soiree for Skips,
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what a crackerjack idea!
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You’re right.
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Fine!
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If you two get Skips on board
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we’ll throw a party for him.
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We know how to get him on board.
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Okay!
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How will we get him on board?
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I know!
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Let’s get a van!
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Happy birthday, Skips!
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BAM!
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Free cake!
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No, dude.
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That’s kidnapping.
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But we can’t just tell him.
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You heard Benson,
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Skips isn’t in of this stuff.
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I know, but dude,
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Skips is cool!
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We should just go and tell him
we gonna throw him a party.
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Lame!
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What?
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What’s wrong with that?
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Two things:
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One
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no surprise and two
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no vans!
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That’s it!
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What? Vans?
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No! Surprise!
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Dude,
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We should throw Skips a surprise party!
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Dude, that’s perfect!
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Yeah I know.
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‘Cause no one can say NO to a surprise party!
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‘Cause they can’t!
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Free cake! Free cake!
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No,
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I don’t wanna hang out with
you guys at 8 o’clock tonight.
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Well, then..
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How about later tonight?
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No!
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I wanna be left alone!
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What do we do now?
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Dude!
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Check it!
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We’d just lie to Benson and get the cake first,
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and figure out the Skips part later.
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Sounds like a cake of the idea to me.
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Free cake! Free cake!
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Skips totally wants a birthday party.
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Really?
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How did you convince him?
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We told him there’s gonna be cake.
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He wants an extra-large chocolate one!
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Really?
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8 o’clock.
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His place.
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But he wants it to be a surprise,
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so if you see him don’t say anything.
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Okay.
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Here’s the key to the cake in a snack bar.
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I guess I’ll see you at 8.
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BUT IF YOU MORONS ARE LYING TO ME,
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YOU’LL BE ON DISH DUTY FOR THE NEXT MONTH!
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We did it!
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Let’s eat it!
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No!
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You heard Benson.
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Do you wanna be on dish duty?
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Fine!
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We’ll do dish duty.
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No, dude.
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We have to get Skips.
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Are you sure Skips is even here?
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Pops said Skips secludes himself in the woods.
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Where else should we look?
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Don’t touch that cake.
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It’s a medical emergency!
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You just ate a sandwich!
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Are you a doctor now?
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Did you go a medical school in a past 5 minutes?
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We’re saving it for the party, and that’s THAT.
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Do you see them?
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Not yet!
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Hit the lights. It’s almost 8 p.m.
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Skips is gonna be so surprised when
he comes and sees us totally naked!
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It’s not that kind of
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party, Muscle Man!
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Don’t turn on the lights!
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Man, it’s almost 8.
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We’re not gonna find him, let’s just eat it!
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No.
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Benson’s gonna get pissed,
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so we shouldn’t.
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Benson’s gonna get like that no matter what.
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Better to have no regrets!
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Dude!
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No!
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RIGBY!
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GET OFF!
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Dude! Quit it!
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You’re ruining the cake!
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Wait!
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What’s that?
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Sounds like some kind of..
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weird Aztec ritual..
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I think it’s coming from over there.
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We should go to check it out.
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That’s funny.
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Usually, if there’s a strange noise in the woods,
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you don’t check it out.
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Mordecai?
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What’s Skips doing?
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I don’t know.
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But it looks kind of important.
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Maybe we should leave him alone.
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What about the cake?
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Would you forget about the cake for a minute?
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Rigby!
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You’re coming with us, Skips!
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What are you doing!
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Fools!
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You interrupted my spirit dance!
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You don’t realize what you’ve done!
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Skips!
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You have broken the pacts
with the Guardians of Youth!
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Gary!
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You don’t have to do this!
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Listen!
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I’m just doing my job.
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Wait!
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Where are you taking him?
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I’m only the chauffeur.
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Dude!
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I think we just screwed Skips!
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And ourselves!
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No Skips, no cake!
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Come on!
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We better follow him!
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Dude!
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What the..
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Dude!
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What’s with the babies?
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We’ve got to get Skips back to the park.
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Shut up!
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Guardians of Eternal Youth!
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I have brought you
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the condemned!
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Skips!
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You have failed to complete the Spirit Dance!
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And thus the pact you made
with us for eternal youth
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has been broken!
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Now you shall shrivel into dust
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and disappear!
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Forever!
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SKIPS!!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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It’s not his fault!
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What's done
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is done!
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But this is our fault!
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We interrupted the dance before he could finish!
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Let him finish that dance thing!
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The decision of the Guardians cannot be overturned!
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SKIPS!
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We’re sorry, Skips!
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Yeah, we’re sorry!
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We just wanna to throw you a surprise party!
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It was going to be really cool.
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We were gonna eat cake..
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Cake?!
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Did someone say cake?
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No!
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There’s no cake!
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Wait, brothers!
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I smell cake!
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Do you smell it as well?
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I smell cake!
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As do I!
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Cake! Cake!
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Wait!
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You guys like cake?
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Yes! Yes! We love it!
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Give me the cake, dude!
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No way!
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So, you’re telling me you like
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cake?
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The blue one has cake! Cake!
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Give us the cake!
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The cake for Skips!
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Mordecai, what are you doing?!
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Dude!
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Do you want Skips to die on his birthday?
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All right!
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Do we have a deal?
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What flavor is it?
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Chocolate!
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We have reached a new decision!
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We will restore Skips’ youth in exchange
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for your cake!
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Now change him back!
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Done!
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What!
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They are not even eating it!
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They’re just smushing it on their faces!
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Be gone with you!
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Surprise!
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Let the merry making commence!
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You guys almost kill me for some cake?
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Here, Skips!
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We’ve got you a birthday present!
286
00:10:23,537 --> 00:10:25,547
It says: SKIPS; GODFATHER OF SOUL!
287
00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:29,997
No one’s ever thrown me
a birthday party before.
288
00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:31,137
Thanks!
289
00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:32,557
So, where’s the cake?
290
00:10:33,657 --> 00:10:34,257
Cake?
291
00:10:34,307 --> 00:10:35,937
I don’t remember anything about cake.
292
00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:36,727
Me neither.
293
00:10:36,727 --> 00:10:37,937
Must be a misunderstanding.
294
00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:40,217
The cake from the snack bar!
295
00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:42,617
Oh, you wanna that cake for this party?
296
00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:46,998
I mean what a mix-up, right?
297
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:48,448
The important thing is we are all together.
298
00:10:49,098 --> 00:10:51,248
I knew I couldn’t trust you, idiots!
299
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,248
You’re lucky Pops brought a spare!
300
00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:54,758
Happy birthday, Skips!
301
00:10:56,768 --> 00:10:57,508
Yes!
302
00:10:57,588 --> 00:10:58,428
Finally!
303
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,348
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