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I'm sorry.

To our male diners, we now offer you the chance to escape.

You'll be given a 45 second head start,

at which point members of my staff will try and catch you.

If they do catch OK.

45 seconds starts now.

What?

Sorry.

Come on, you know.

I'll send her help first thing.

You too.

Trailer.

Leave you to it.

Care to join me inside?

It's getting chilly.

Go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is fantastic.

The tartness of the mobile she and the the waves of ferment.

It's it's rich, and yet it's queen.

It's delicious.

Yes, Bob,

there was a time that would have meant a lot to me in this plane.

Oh, it's so good, good.

You know, it's it's the emoji for me.

From about

this so good.

You're very talented, thank you.

Usually don't like phone.

Don't fucking go next to me, bro.

Fucking porn.

Fuck off.

Get away from me.

So.

You know my husband.

i'm

Yeah.

I do.

Right.

You can tell us.

Are we all really dying tonight?

It doesn't work if you live.

What doesn't work?

The menu.

Why not?

It needs an ending that.

Ties everything together conceptually.

Otherwise it just tastes good.

And who cares?

I mean, really, you should have your own place, right?

And I could help you with that.

I'm sure you could miss Bloom.

I could.

I could we we would just have to talk about the the,

you know, the.

The dying thing.

Ohh, everyone dying was my pitch actually.

Super proud of it.

Anyone in line?

Thank you.

Heard about?

Yeah.

A special bike for the last guest to be caught.

A little play on the passard egg with Crim fresh and Maple.

Enjoy.

Not that you guys give a single flying fuck,

but my name is not Margo,

it's Aaron and I'm from Brockton, MA.

So.

there's

Are you over?

Gentlemen.

What did you get?

Sir, please excuse me.

Sorry.

I'll be back.

Please

allow me five minutes.

God.

How'd you do out there?

I did great.

I killed it.

And the one who got away?

I'm sorry.

I'm a fucking failure.

It's OK.

I've been stealing money from you.

I know you're.

I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.

I know you see seeing me on it.

12.

I'm afraid our men, you cannot continue as planned

until we deal with an unresolved matter.

You.

Hmm.

Hmm.

You.

Tell me why you're here.

You know, because I wanted to swallow first.

I wanted to experience your food chef and what were you told?

What were you told ahead of time?

You told me be the greatest man you ever created, right?

And and.

And.

Then everyone would die.

Everyone would die.

You had a date.

You seem to remember you had a date, not the young woman here tonight.

What happened to her your day?

Broke up in Asia, so you brought Mango.

Hmm.

Why?

That's because you don't offer receive for one,

so you hired her knowing she died.

Yes.

Yeah.

You can't blame him, can you?

For the eight months or corresponded with you,

I gave you, Tyler access to our world.

Hmm.

I swore you to secrecy.

And why do you think I do this?

You wanna be here because why?

Why?

You said.

You said I know a lot about food.

That's right.

You're not like the others, are you?

I mean, you.

You know what a pacojet is.

And if you knew what the program might want it tasted, you said.

Yeah, I know what you identified it.

Picked it out.

Impressed me.

You're a cook.

Cooks belong in the kitchen.

Right, yes.

Yeah.

Come with me,

OK?

I have something for you.

Elsa has it.

It's a it's a chef's jacket.

Courtesy of Hawthorne hmm.

Yeah, nice.

You look wonderful.

Doesn't he look wonderful, Margo?

Doesn't he look good?

Handsome boy.

I'm gonna personalize the jacket.

YLE.

Or.

OK.

Thank you.

I'm proud of you.

Thank you, Tyler, now.

You're welcome.

Ohh.

Here.

Come down.

Cook.

I cook.

Go on now.

What do you need?

We have everything, OK?

Please rise, Sir.

Come around, please.

Tyler is going to demonstrate his culinary expertise.

Please rise to everyone.

Please come around.

Come closer.

What do you need?

At least get the cook some leeks.

Leeks.

This is your station here.

What else?

Shit.

Would you like some shit?

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Shower.

Showers for the great foodie, the phenomenal Mr Food himself?

Everyone gathered around, they must learn from Tyler.

The new a new dicing method

of which we have been woefully ignorant or next?

Butter, butter, butter.

Leeks and shallots sauteed in butter.

I bear witness to her revolution in cuisine.

Protein lamb, lamb.

I mean, I think it's done.

You think it's done?

Yeah, sure.

Maybe you want to jam it into the pocket.

No.

Hmm.

Wow.

Wow.

It's actually quite.

Bad.

You are why the mystery has been drained from our art.

You see that now, don't you?

Sorry,

come here.

Now you're free too.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to apologize to you.

All you just saw was not originally part of tonight's menu.

We strive for perfection,

which of course does not exist and that is a a hard truth

for me to accept,

so please forgive me.

Come with me.

And that concludes our demonstration.

Please return to your seats.

Listen to me.

There's only one more savory course left in our menu

that means we must prepare for dessert.

Dessert requires a large barrel

that is supposed to be there in the corner.

Do you see apparel?

No, no, I do not.

Negligent colleague.

Elsa forgot to assign someone to bring it.

So one of you will fetch the ball instead.

Me.

Yes.

You remember the smokehouse?

Maybe they.

I don't, chef.

Perhaps one of us.

Margo is now one of us also, right.

Mango.

Yes, yes what?

Yes, chef.

Also give her the smokehouse.

Yes, chef.

Go.

Go.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, chef.

Sorry so slow.

Hi.

Myself.

Oh well, look, look.

OK well I really I I I just wanted to say

because because look I'm not trying to sound like all whatever here or anything but.

I just think, I just don't think it's really fair.

Maybe.

If you want to know why you're being punished.

Sure.

I saw the film calling Doctor Sunshine.

I did not enjoy it.

Sorry, it was a Sunday.

My one day off in months.

Most precious day, the day where I was allowed to live

and I saw the film calling Doctor Sunshine alone in the cinema.

But look, I I didn't direct it, I just acted in it.

The memory of your face in that film.

Seeing you again now.

Haunts me, drives me.

What happens to an artist when he loses his purpose?

Beautiful.

No, you're right.

And what about her?

What school did you go to?

Student loans.

I'm sorry you're dying.

Mother fucker.

No one is allowed inside Chef's house.

Do you think you're special?

You've disobeyed this rule.

I take care of the customers so that chef can take care of the menu.

You've been a nuisance since you have arrived.

I'm sorry.

If you don't mind me asking though.

Why would you die for him?

You will not replace me.

Replace you.

Trust me, I have no.

Stop.

He didn't tell me about the barrel I didn't forget.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Hello, happy birthday dear bright.

Happy birthday to you.

You told him it was my birthday.

Seemed funny about 3 hours ago.

Thank you.

Well, leave it there and.

Take your seat.

I want you to understand something, Fargo.

I am a monster.

No was amongst.

And a whore.

But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure egos and less.

Pain almost gone.

Chef's hands.

Asbestos.

I can carry a cast iron

from a hot oven to your table with no protection.

And can no longer be heard.

Marco.

As Doctor King said, we know through painful experience

that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor.

It must be demanded by the oppressed.

Yep, that's it.

Right.

You see, you found our radio.

Clear the dining room immediately.

What?

What are you doing?

OHP.

OHP.

Ohh.

Tractor.

You'll be tempted to ask him for help, to plead.

Even this would be unwise.

He cannot help you.

Ask yourself two things.

One, if you really want to be responsible for the death of an innocent man.

And two, ask yourself this entire evening,

why didn't you all try harder to fight back to get out of here?

Honestly, you probably could have

something to think about.

Good evening, officer.

How can we help you?

I got a report of disturbance.

Uh, here,

what kind of a disturbance?

A violent one.

Are you the owner?

I'm the executive chef.

Ownership changed hands recently, but that's another story.

Not I don't wish to be rude,

but as you can see, we are right in the middle of service.

Did anybody here call in a distress over the shortwave tonight?

And we're not in the habit of serving our guests shortwave radios

with their meals.

Hey,

are you?

Yes, yes yes yes yes I am.

Wow, I'm big fan.

Thank you.

Would you like this autograph?

What?

I don't want to bother you.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

It wouldn't be a bother.

I just.

I don't.

I don't have a no.

We haven't planned.

We.

Let's do it.

Play.

What's your name, Dale Dave.

What's up, Dale?

Your grade.

My wife and I, we love that.

Ohh.

What's it called?

The one where you play the surgeon.

Calling doctor sunshine.

Yeah, great stuff.

Here you go.

Thank you so much.

OK,

well, sorry again for bothering you folks.

I'll be leaving now.

What you do, man?

Well, thank you for your service.

Hands on your head everyone.

Now.

No, you're joking.

You're joking.

I'm not joking Sir.

Ohh come on.

Clearly there's a misunderstanding.

everyone

Sit down now.

Everyone.

Do not speak.

You.

On your knees with your hands over your head now.

Goodnight.

Yeah.

Watch out ohh, you say caught you.

Nobody moved until I say so.

No one moved.

Just a bowl.

No.

Thank you, Dave.

Thank you.

Yeah, good job.

So when a kitchen, we all work together and nothing works at all.

We work as a team.

You.

Margo from Nebraska.

You.

You've betrayed our sacred bond of trust.

And you've shown your craft.

To be campus.

I was wrong here.

You know, either you're a taker.

And the rest.

Final course planning and fire.

I don't like your food.

Why did you say I said I don't like your food

and I would like to send it back.

I'm sorry to hear that.

What about my food is not to your liking?

For starters.

You've taken the joy out of eating.

Every dish you serve tonight

has been some intellectual exercise

rather than something you want to sit and enjoy.

When I eat your food.

It tastes like it was made with no love.

No, this is ridiculous.

We always cook with love, don't we?

Everyone knows love is the most important ingredient.

Then you're kidding yourself.

Come on, chef.

I thought tonight was the night of hard home truth.

This is one of them you cook with obsession, not love.

Even your hot dishes are cold.

You're a chef.

Your single purpose on this earth

is to serve people food that they might actually like,

and you have failed.

It failed and you bored me.

And the worst part is.

I'm still fucking hungry.

You're still hungry?

Yes, I am.

How hungry?

Starved.

What are you hungry for?

What do you have?

Everything.

You know what I'd really like?

Tell me.

A cheeseburger.

We can do a cheeseburger, a real cheeseburger.

Not some fancy deconstructed avant bullshit.

A real cheeseburger.

I'll make you a very good, very traditional cheeseburger.

I don't think you can.

I'll make you feel as if you're eating the first cheeseburger you ever ate.

The cheap one your parents could barely afford.

Show me, how do you like it?

Medium American cheese.

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger

because it melts without splitting.

That sent me back 995.

That come with fries.

Neils yeah, sure.

There's the fry is still on.

Yeah, sure.

Crinkle cut for Julianne.

Hmm.

Now that.

As a cheeseburger.

Yeah.

That is a cheeseburger.

Unfortunately, I think my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach.

I understand.

Can I get the rest to go?

One moment please.

One cheeseburger to go.

And give the bag.

Thank you for dining at Hawthorne.

Thank you.

For.

Hey,

everything.

Before our final course, there is the matter of the bill.

We're on an O tip system,

so gratuity is included and please enjoy your gift bags

and

some goodies in there.

A booklet of our local suppliers, some housemates, granola.

Doug Berry's fingers and copy of tonight's menu.

Ohh no no.

Magazine.

I told you you weren't leaving.

But once again.

Thank you for dining with us tonight.

You represent the ruin of my art.

Of my life.

Now you get to be part of it.

Part of what I hope is my.

Masterpiece.

And now our final dessert course is a playful twist

on the comfort food classic.

The smoore.

The most offensive assault on the human pallet ever contrived?

An ethically sourced chocolate

and gelatinized sugar water imprisoned

by industrial grade Graham cracker.

It's everything wrong with us,

and yet we associate it with innocence and childhood, mom and dad.

What transforms this fucking monstrosity is fire.

The purifying flame.

It nourishes us, warns us, reinvents us, forges

and destroys us.

We must embrace the flame.

Just

please.

We must be cleansed.

Made clean.

Like martyrs.

The heretics

we really subsumed and made

a new.

I love you all.

good