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Xiao Zhang

Auntie Liu won't keep you

Auntie needs to cook now

Okay

Then you be busy, auntie

I'll leave now

Sounds good

Bye auntie

Goodbye

Youen

Youen, you've slept a long time

It's time to get up

Auntie Liu, Youen is at home?

She's at home, she's catching up on sleep

Youen

You've slept for a long time

Get up

I'm up, stop shouting

I told myself to leave quickly

otherwise I'd be punished according to law again

But my legs wouldn't listen to my orders

They wouldn't make a step

In this one moment

I forgot that she stripped me naked

leaving me in the restroom

I only remember remember Auntie Liu's entrusting

and the paper notes' countless

Sorries

You've delivered yourself to my door?

Daughter

Mom invited Xiao Zhang home to be a guest

Mom was

Why are you dressed like this?

Go change clothes

What, are you revived to full health?

Go change clothes

Change what change

Hurry and leave

Return to wherever you came from

Zheng Youen, you unreasonable woman

Mom, I don't want to scold you but

You take any kind of person home

What do we do if something bad happens?

Xiao Zhang (is)

Auntie Liu

You be busy, I'll be along now

Youen, see you later *literal: I'll see you when I turn my head

Don't have a back of the head grown, can't turn heads

Getting up in the morning and

drinking so much ice water

is not good for our stomach

Are you in a position to care?

Hurry up and leave

You be quiet

Xiao Zhang

I'll send you off

Xiao Zhang, don't let it get to heart

Youen is weird

Really weird

If I'd known beforehand

I wouldn't have called you to my house

Now it's great

We've created a second round of hurt

Xiao Zhang, if you don't want to dance

then don't dance

I'll help you explain to everyone

It is Youen's fault

If you don't like it, then don't like it

You can't not be sympathetic at all

Auntie Liu

I'm willing to help you

Mom

You still know to come back?

You don't respond to the WeChats I send

you don't pick up my calls

You didn't come back an entire night

Do you still have me as your husband in your eyes?

Is there mom or not still

Is there this family still or not

Why I didn't come home

You know clearly in your heart

I'm clear about what

I just said a few things about you

and you're so angry over it

This is passing the days, not playing house

So unreasonable

Mom

Sorry

Yesterday, I was a bit agitated

I said some things that were overboard

I don't dare

say a few things

and anger young grandma

into leaving home

Mom

I know you're not satisfied with me

I respect that you're an elder

I don't want to argue with you

I think that hearts are all made of grown flesh

As long as I am sincere

Even stones

can be warmed and change

But now I see

I was too naive

Wait, what do you mean

Are you saying I have a heart of stone?

I've mistreated you?

You did something wrong

will you not let people talk about it?

Then tell me

Where was I wrong

Tong Nana

It's not like you don't know

Dapeng still doesn't have a job

You keep buying bags and clothes

Have you considered his burden

Aren't you being prodigal

Mom, you're biased towards your own son

I don't blame you

But I'm spending the money I earned myself

I have a clear conscience

This is the statement I printed from the bank

All the expenses recently

are on there

I'm the main card, he's the supplementary card

You can see where us two

have spent the money

Who's caring for the family, and who's being prodigal

It's really clear

Tong Nana, is it necessary to make a deal out of a tends of thousands of dollars?

Yes

Yupeng

Your money spending on video games

These large amounts here

are all sent to some person

Not a game company

Who did you give it to

Dapeng

Where did you spend this money?

I can't clearly tell you all

I gave the money to a friend/brother

He does some substitute money charging *rough translation

It's cheaper with him

and more discounted

I'm helping her save money

Then do I need to thank you?

I used to always think

Since we're a family

I should've be so calculating

but now I realize

Y'all didn't even

consider me family

Since in this home

no one will speak for me

I'll have to help speak for myself

Who did she learn this from

Gaming, gaming

You go live with gaming

Xiao Zhang

I heard you want to chase to death

Auntie Liu's daughter

The power of love is incredible

Look at Xiao Zhang from that day

He couldn't even dance

But he recovered quite quickly

It's amazing

For real

Xiao Liu's daughter

people who dare chase her aren't ordinary

Really

Xiao Zhang

We're done

Mother-in-law wants to give some tricks to her permitted son-in-law

What tricks can she teach

Seeing her own daughter

her legs get weak

But she's still my daughter

not your daughter, okay?

Auntie, this is

This are the routes that Youen often flies

and this week's flights

Every week, she

sends me a schedule table

With them

You can know where she is

When to contact her

Thank you auntie

Thank you auntie

Request to be Enen's friend Remark: Hi Youen, it's still me, I'm Zhang Guangzheng

Drink, or not?

Drink

I'm not in the mood

Cold jokes?

Sent

Nutrition common sense

Sent

Zodiac fortune telling

All sent

Famous quotes by famous people, entertainment gossip

Scary stories

Or riddles

There must be something that hits right with her

I tried everything

Nothing came of it

What are you doing

what are you searching

10,000 whys

I'm not asking you anymore

Give to to me

You hurry and go back to the room for your studies

But, a why every day

You have enough material for 180 years (?)

okay?

180 years

I'd have cultivated into a Catfish Fiend

Disciple

I want to dry my shoes on the balcony

You can put it there, it'll receive sun there

If you don't try, how will you know

if it's effective or not

Everyday, you can even gain knowledge

Give it to me

Don't ruin this for me

You think everyone is Douzi?

What's wrong with Douzi

Douzi has strong curiosity

Why don't you listen

Disciple

Go out with shifu in a bit

You know where this is right

I know

SKP

SKP-S

China Trade (?)

SOHO Modern City

Wanda Plaza

There's also a Walmart below

No no no

Beijing Cotton No. 3 Factory

Thermal Power Plant No. 1

There

Brewery, knitting factory

Behind there

Alcohol factory

This area, Songgong Tomb (?)

Before this was all bungalows

Lots of pirated books

were all in there

Who would've thought

in the blink of an eye's effort

urban and rural mixed

and it's become a CBD

See how full it's stuffed

When you put it like that

The change is so big

Shifu

You're really familiar with this area

Who's familiar with it

This area was previously called the eastern suburbs

No one wanted to come

It was so far away

In middle school

Our class had a classmate who lived here

Every day, he begged us to come to his house to play

We were all too lazy to give

Later when he came to know we liked to read Manhuas

He said we have a lot of Manhua novels at home

So we went a few times

He had quite a few books

If it weren't for that

I think I'd only have gone once

Later, he moved to Tongzhou

This area

That building

One by one buildings were constructed

So I didn't really come anymore

and couldn't come anymore

So expensive

Right

I also

have only come once, when I first came to Beijing

and I happened upon Walmart discounts

bought some yogurt and stuff

Only bought food?

No money in my pockets

What those malls sell

can you afford them?

That's right

People's value are in their self-awareness

Just your goddess

The price for the bag she carries

do you know?

I know

I saw it the other day

What does that mean

It means

she likes that bag

It means that the other stuff she has

can't be cheap either

Disciple

You need to keep your mind clear

The girl you're chasing right now

What she has up and down her body

is tens of thousands

Even though her home is within our complex

And is just a wall apart

But the sale price

is double ours

The most important thing is

They bought it

We're renting

Just this rent

the three of us handling it together

is hard enough

You even- You...

Understand now?

Then

what next?

Let's go

What is dating

I'll make it simple

Come, sit down

Dating

pays attention to mutual attraction

To put it simply

Some people depend on face/appearance, some people depend on capability

Good eloquence lets you play tricks *rough translation

With attraction

It's not worrying to find a girlfriend

If you look good

then you have a bad luck with life

If you have better luck with life

then you'll probably be annoyed even seeing one girl now

Right?

In that case

we should just date more

Once we write a memoir when we're old

This is all material

What's marriage

Marriage doesn't rely only on attracting

You have to see what you have, what I have

If we met, and it works out

Live together and pass the days together

But if you have rice

and I have rats

Then we can't be together

You say right now, you

have a tendon tied to this girl(?)

Are you running in the direction of dating

or in the direction of marriage

Truthfully,

since I saw her for the first time

I've even thought about where we'd be buried

Buried where?

Zhoukoudian *Wikipedia: Cave system in suburban Fangshan District, Beijing. It has yielded many archaeological discoveries

You've really taken yourself as a Beijing person haven't you

They're Bentley level now

You're a tricycle carrying people and cargo

Sticking up your butt and chasing for your life

What good does it do after chasing successfully

Would you two find a place to race a lap?

Shifu

Don't you always say to me

us doormen have to observe people's words and moods

I've observed

She's not that annoyed of me

That's right

That's where the problem is

Why be annoyed of you

Can she be annoyed?

What conditions does she have, what conditions do you have

She's playing with you

Why

Because you're offendable

If you were someone with money or power

would she dare play with you like this?

I think not

A personality like Youen's

Can you not call her so affectionately

This has nothing to do with personality

Humans

are all in the biological/food chain

She's a goddess to you

But to other people, she could be a servant

Something must have something else overcome it

No one can't accept this

It's the 21st century

You've been laughing and crying

but chasing for this long

and you haven't touched her hand

I've touched it

Scram

Does that count

You don't pick the pretty flowers far away *rough translation of idiot

You have to hold a sunflower and not let go

Sunflowers raise their heads growing towards the sun though

It's cloudy today, it doesn't count

If you want people to give you attention

there's no chance

Why are you being so foolishly happy, did you listen to me?

Shifu, look

Do you see

Isn't it a special case

I discussed sunflowers with you

What did I say

I

I just- What was I just saying?

This isn't bad

I'm saving this image

I want to tell Youen

Was everything I just said useless

Shifu

I know you mean well for me

but I think

Shouldn't this world be easy

1+1=2

What your rats and my rice

However far a tricycle and Bentley are

there's definitely a chance for them to meet on the road

Right?

If this world really has a miracle

Then why can't it be me and Youen?

Shifu, I've really underestimated you

You're not a miracle

You're a precious and rare flower (sarcastic, derogatory)

Are you done drinking

I'm going to return the bottles

Zhang Guangzheng again?

Is it a cold joke again

or some health tip

It's an image

I'll send it to you to see

I didn't understand it anyways

This is pretty interesting

I'm saving it

I'll think of it as a sticker/emoticon

Have you still not accepted his friend request?

I don't want to add him

Why not directly just

blacklist him

I never blacklist people

They can send messages if they like to

If they love wasting time, wasting electricity

it's not wasting mine

But he sends you a friend request 8 times a day

Are you not annoyed?

It's not annoying

Don't just mention him

Insurance sellers, salespeople

I don't blacklist them either

When I'm bored

I even talk to them

Throw them aside when we're done talking

No pressure

Besides, stuff like 1 year birthday celebrations

don't I still need to drag someone to go with me

Why not drag him instead of other people

Besides, he's been

filtered by my mom and them

Nothing can go wrong

You're so carefree

I wish I were like you

I'm born like this

Don't blindly learn it

If something goes wrong, I can't hold responsibility

So

The last time I gave you the schedule table

you just sent text messages

and sent friend requests

You actually did nothing?

What about dating, Xiao Zhang?

The next date

Has it been decided?

You

Why are you beating around the bush?

For real

We don't play these weak tricks

What Wechat, video calling

It's all nonsense

If you want to get with her

You need to be with her everyday

You need to let her see you

Based on your method of chasing

When will you get anywhere?

The reasoning is this

My daughter

If you lead her along, she won't go

If you hit her, she'll back up

Her donkey temper is so stubborn

If you follow along to all her wants

that's hopeless

But the problem right now is

Youen won't even accept

my WeChat friend request

How could we meet everyday

Plus, she's flying in the skies everyday

I wouldn't even be able to

That schedule table

giving it to him was a waste

Xiao Zhang

You need to create conditions for yourself now

Before

When boys from work chased me

Everyday they rode a bike

and took me to and from work

You make it sound so easy

Does Xiao Zhang need to

move around in front of the girl

Does he not need to go to work?

For real

The airport is so far, and there's traffic downtown

Just one trip, how long would it take

Right?

You could ride your own bike there

and call a taxi to bring the girl back

You take a break

Stop with that thought, riding a bike there

So far, do you want to tire him to death?

Look at you

A big young man isn't afraid of being tired

Chasing girls

is based on patience, endurance, and stamina

Right, you must be in good health

Men need to eat more ginger *Ginger is said to be healthy

Last time you helped me move watermelons

I thought you were a bit weak

Ginger must be eaten soaked in vinegar

It is vinegar right?

Soy sauce, soy sauce

Help me look up what it's supposed to be soaked in

Don't do this

You say one thing and I say one thing deal

Can Xiao Zhang understand and remember

For real

For real

Xiao Zhang

Don't think we're old

That what we say is outdated

We're not saying we're smarter than you

But the past days

are there *rough translation

We've figured it out long ago

That's why we want to talk to you

Even if you can't successfully chase her daughter

you can still learn some lessons about being a human right?

Xiao Zhang, how about this

Next time you come

Bring a little notebook

Don't need to wait for next time

I have one here

Supermarket's

giveaway

Take it

Take good notes

Right now?

Come

Yes

We'll talk, you take notes

Okay

If you don't cut jade, it can't become a weapon

If people don't learn, they don't gain morals

We sellers know

People are like jade

Natural character matters

Carving is also really important too

That saying is reasonable

Thatch thrown on the side of the road won't be picked up by anyone

If you tie it to a crab,

you can sell it for 100 bucks a catty

What does this mean

It means that for people

What most matters isn't who you are

but the people you're with

Let me say something too

Good horses don't stop their hooves

Good cows don't stop their plow

In childhood, the elderly

would always nag at us with this phrase

You remember it

With taste being expensive, you don't dare reduce material resources(?)

Although processing is complicated, we don't dare save on labor (?)

When men and women interact, the most important thing is respect

If men don't respect women

they don't deserve being called a man

Quick, put it away well

Your treasure

Being in front of the aunties all day

gaining presence

In the end, you didn't chase a wife successfully

but you recognized a pile of mothers

Shifu, you got it backwards

How did I get it backwards

The aunties take you as a dad

No no no

It's not that I'm

gaining presence with them

It's that I'm helping them gain presence

At first

I was faking it

Making them happy

But after listening

I actually took it in

Sometimes I think

it's really interesting

It also let me understand a lot of principles

What principles

Why do men have to eat so much ginger

and

Good horses don't stop their hooves

Good cows don't stop their plow

We all heard that

I'm not saying this

When people get old

they all like to reminisce on the past

And then think about previous matters

and nag

Do you know why?

What else could it be

Getting old

They're all like that

In life

Whatever part of the road you walk wrong

Whatever part of the road you walk ending up confused

It's all after you're old

can you figure out all the reasons

After figuring it out

When you see someone currently walking

you just want to pull them aside and tell them

Not for anything

just to remind them

It's slippery here, be careful of your steps

Intentions are like that

but no one loves to listen

Using their words

right now, other than museums

who cares about old things?

They just want to take those words

and find someone to tell them to

I don't have anything to do

I'll accompany them

Some aunties

Could have taken me as

a son who hasn't returned home in a long time

Some aunties take me as

a grandson who's studying abroad

Some aunties who have children living with them

we just get along day and night

But we don't agree when we chat

Just like Auntie Liu and Youen

When I'm with them

I can always think of my parents

I then think that

These two people, at home

are they doing well or not?

How are they passing the time every day?

My dad likes to brag

My mom likes to be meddlesome

If you say there's

someone young like me

who accompanies them every day

Listen to them talking

Even if they're like me and don't have pure intentions

At least there's someone accompanying them

Listening to them

It's not bad even if they pretend to be a fake son

Not eating?

Do you still want vinegar?

All this talking

It's been many days

since I haven't given a call to my parents

Y'all eat

Mom

What are you doing

Playing cards that early?

Don't always sit there

You should go and do some square dancing

You can square dance even if you have high IQ

Go make a call

Zhang Guangzheng

is most annoying

I don't want to talk to him anymore when eating

I need to listen to Xiangsheng (cross-talk) instead

Hello? Mom

I'm not looking for dad

I'm looking for you

Okay so today

We are going to speak about

French culture

So as an introduction

I would like you to

repeat after me

Bonjour

Bonjour

Very well

Hi, Youen

Shining Moment

is our company's

internal training for workers

Today I learned hello in French

I hear Canada

has a lot of places that speak French

Is that true?

Hi, Youen

I have a good friend

For postgrad exams

he swore to stop cutting his hair

And says that if he doesn't pass, he refuses to cut his hair

I think he's just lazy

It has nothing to do with taking the postgrad exams

Hi, Youen

Today, I bought a present for shifu

A watch

Not any brand name

but it looks really nice

In a few days, it'll be 15 years of him entering this industry

To celebrate

He invited all of us

to eat BBQ

Do you like eating BBQ?

Beijing's BBQ is so terrible

It cannot compare to that of the northeast

When I entered the industry

star hotels

were a rarity

It wasn't something ordinary people could afford

Putting on the uniform

Putting on white gloves

Then standing by the entrance

Serious looking *rough translation

Looking deterrent

You

during the 2008 Olympics

how old were you?

8

Yeah

When you were walking on the streets

you were still holding your mom's sleeves right

Your elder brother me was already standing at the entrance of the Westin

opening doors for the US president

The State Guest Team *team that receives foreign state guests

took a bunch of Cadillacs (?)

and passed by with a whoosh

That wind could directly knock people down

I stood there unmoving

Of course

The people who open the car door are security

You open the hotel door

You're 8 meters away

What do you know

I'm asking you

In 2008

In the whole country, how many

5 star hotels were there?

I don't know

I was trying to enter middle school then

Listen up

432

36 new ones from the previous year

In 2009, there were 506

74 new ones opened up

In 2010, there were 595

89 new ones opened up

In 2011

Brother Jason

Every year there's so many

new hotels opening

How do old hotels survive?

With this question

we know he's an unripe melon

Old hotels definitely

have the means to keep customers

Anyways, in our hotel industry

Hotels that have only opened within 2 years

are still counted as new hotels

3 years and above

they're considered old hotels

What about Beijing Hotel?

Does that need asking?

Antique level

Talk about our hotel

Talk about our hotel

Yeah, talk about our hotel

Sensitive

Don't mention it

Brother Jason

You're a doorman for a 5 star hotel

Do you know about smaller hotels?

Proposing questions are you

What do you want to hear about

Do you want to develop into the entertainment industry?

Yes

Okay

Then shifu will show you a path

Do you know West Dawang Road

Yes

Do you know Huamao Mansion

Yes

Across from southwest of Huamao

There's a mysterious hotel chain

It looks like an hotel

but in reality

inside is all

All directors

What did you think it was

We all thought it was directors

It's all casting directors

They especially interview actors

That group of people has changed names

to casting

When you enter

On the wall 2 meters high

it's all full of announcements recruiting actors

As you walk around in the halls

It's all handsome men and beautiful women

In the industry, it's called the Casting House

Brother Jason

If you go

You definitely can get a role

Isn't that digging a hole

If I went, China's hotel industry

would stagnate for how many years?

If anyone wants to be a gold key *Metaphor for a good way or a good means to solve a difficult problem

Listen up

Shifu

I don't care about him

It's lunch time right now

Your shifu is free

Don't say just a manager

even if the CEO came

He can't let people not speak

right?

I'm saying you should eat

it's about time to get back to work

Oh right, okay

Okay, then daytime class

is over for now

Tonight at BBQ, we'll continue

Those in the front desk department

who don't have night shift

all of you should come

Whoever doesn't come is not giving me face

Okay

Let me give you all

a Shining Moment extracurricular class

The main topic will be our Beijing hotel industry's

development path over 15 years

It's not only limited to the front desk department

Anyone interested can come

Sounds good

Come

Shifu

Happy 15 years

Thank you

Here's for another 15 years

When I was at my first hotel

being a doorman

I ran into this customer

So muddleheaded

He was pulled by people into a shady bar

Why's it called a shady bar?

When you order a cup of Long Island Iced Tea

they give you a bottle of Remy Martin

Isn't that scamming the customer?

It was a foreigner who didn't understand Chinese

The bartender insisted

that he ordered it himself

He couldn't do anything about it

They wouldn't let him leave without paying

Call the police

Yeah, just call the police

It was in the later half of the night, bros

In the broken down bar in a back alley

courage was shrunk into a peanut

How would he dare confront people? *rough translation

He obediently paid and left

When he saw me upon coming back

The crying

It was at this time

My shifu came to the rescue

My grandmaster

Yes

At that time, he

calmly said one thing

Liweitumi (Leave it to me)

What

Who?

Who's spitting honey (tumi)?

It's leave it to me

About right

Not important

The important thing is

Leave it to me

With one phone call my shifu made

it didn't even take half an hour

and the boss of the bar, with the customer's money

came to apologize

Before he left, he even gifted a Zhonghua cigarette(?)

What an expert

Of course

My shifu is

the first gold key in all of Beijing

So-called as long as the law allows it

There's nothing he can't do under the skies

He can even deal with affairs above the skies

How fresh

Helicopters

Airliners

Gulfstream, Falcon, Bombardier

As long as you pay money

There's nothing that's can't be done

Even now

he's a legend in Beijing's hotel industry

It's too bad

I'm a useless disciple

I have poor learning skills

Come

Shifu is impressive too

I think brother Wang is pretty impressive too

The boss gifts this

Happy 15 year anniversary to Brother Wang

Thank you

Jiujin,

seeing how before, brother Wang

performed a good deed for you

Shouldn't you toast him?

Yeah, you should show (your appreciation)

Don't

don't listen to their jeering

This

What is this

It's all good

I wish brother Wang good health

And that work will be smooth

Good

It's like new year's greetings

Shifu, did you bring red packets?

I'll give you a sandbag

Jiujin

Give table 8 a dozen beers

Coming

Y'all eat and drink well

If you need anything, call me

You go be busy with your stuff

Thank you

Don't tire yourself

Aww, getting caring of other people

Shifu

Your face

What's wrong

It's not red at all

For real

Take a picture

Take picture

Really not red at all

Don't just take pictures of me

Come, let's take a photo together

and see who's redder

I made a mistake

You come too

Douzi, hurry

I can't open it

What

This 2 cents

I only got 1.6 bucks

That's not anywhere better than you

Wang Niulang sent 200 total

Zhengzheng bro got 76

There's nothing I can do about that, I have good character (luck)

Sorry

You're experiencing frustrations in love

but luck in the casinos

Hurry, as usual

Whoever claimed the most amount, start the next round

Yeah, quick

I've sent it

20

Yours gave me 7.6 cents

Shifu, what are you doing

Red packets were sent, hurry and claim it

Who- Who had the best luck?

Look

Jason, happy 15 years of being in the industry

Who is this? So serious

Steven

Manager Sun

He's here?

He didn't come

He

didn't come right?

Then why is he in the group chat

Who pulled him in?

I pulled him in

Why didn't you look when you pulled people into the group

What are you doing pulling him in for?

Didn't shifu say

Anyone in the front desk department who doesn't have a night shift

all has to come

If you don't come, you're not giving face

You sure are your shifu's good disciple

Following his orders so seriously

When we were in the cafeteria

didn't he hear us anyways

If we make a groupchat

and don't pull him in

it's not great, isn't it

If you all really don't want him there

then I'll kick him out right now

It's not a big deal

For real

Shifu, I don't have permission to

I need you to kick him

Kick him

Wait, Jingdian

Kick him

Don't, Jingdian

I think it's worse if we kick him

Manager Sun even wished Brother Wang

I think your brain isn't working

Did you forget last time

Zhengzheng almost got disfigured from that guy holding a CD?

Your brother Wang was punished to restudy the employee handbook

He couldn't sleep well for many days

Did Catfish Fiend

put in a good word for any of them?

What can he say

Doesn't he have to operate under official business

I just think that he's usually

too serious

Say

How bad can people get though?

Y'all are so much *rough translation

Lao Wang, don't face to face with the phone

Kick him

Come, drink alcohol

Manager Sun

Today is my 15 years of joining the industry

I gathered everyone to celebrate by eating BBQ

If you have time

why don't you come?

Thank you

I won't go-

Skewers are done

Jiujin

Another 20 meat skewers please

20 tendons

plus 2 big waists

Okay

Jiujun

Shifu, it's enough

we can't finish eating it all

Brother, so much already

We can it eat

We can't eat it anymore

There's people who haven't eaten it yet

We're all full though

who would still eat?

Hi manager

Hi manager

Hi manager

Hi manager

Hi manager

Hi manager

Hi manager

Jason

Happy 15 years of being in the industry

Thank you

Sit

Sit

Sit

Jingdian, grab a cup

Let us drink alcohol

I saw it was fairly close

so I came to sit

Y'all drink, don't worry about me

I still have stuff later, so I'll be leaving in a bit

How can we let you leave

I received the flowers already

It wouldn't be proper to not keep you for some drinks

Come, I toast a drink to you