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It was really lively a few years ago

My son and daughter-in-law were busy, they didn't have time to take care of him

So they left the young grandson here with us

Every day, he walked us two old folk on a leash

Look at our young grandchild

He was so fun

He was 8.7 pounds at birth

So cute

It's unfortunate that

they took him back for kindergarten

saying bilingual education is popular right now

Leaving him here

no one will speak English with him

It made me mad

A good Beijing kid

what's the rush to speak English?

We're not trying to attend kindergarten abroad

Your thinking

is outdated

Eat, eat your melon

Your tongue isn't even straight anymore

and you're trying to ramble

Zhang, don't give him attention

Let's talk about you

You go ahead

How should we put this

Since ancient times

when men and women try to be a couple

they all stick to one guideline

If it's fated, then they'll come from thousands of miles to meet

If the two people see eye to eye

No one can stop them

If they don't see eye to eye

and you try to keep them together

then that's human trafficking

Don't you think that's right?

Right

Zhang, auntie asks you

What do you think your

best quality is?

I have a really good temper

How good

So good I'm almost shameless

Good. That's a good quality

Hard to find

In your generation

dating is like fighting

No one wants to give in

and tempers are all so big

That's not good

Since you like someone

and want to chase her

then you need to make use of this quality

If two people want to get along

Someone needs to be powerful and arrogant *rough translation

and someone needs to be used *literal: be a cow, be a horse

I want to be used

but I'm afraid she won't like me

You thinking like this is wrong

There's a good old saying

A handsome horse often carries a demented man,

and a beautiful woman often marries a stupid husband

Look at me

Imagine

what I looked like when I was young

That aura

Now look at your Grandpa Yang

Crooked mouth, slanted eyes

But we were still able

to get along for a lifetime

Why?

Because your Grandpa Yang has a good temper

You

should just pretend you're listening to Xiangsheng (cross dialogue)

Yang Shouyi, don't dismantle me

Back then, didn't you chase me to death?

To write a love letter

You flipped through so much Tang and Song poetry

Wasn't there such a thing?

When we first had a meal

He held chopsticks

so shakily

From start to end, he only said one thing

I hear tomorrow there's big winds

These are all things you did right

You, eat melons

You still want to shut my mouth?

Who can close your mouth

Come

Don't make a mess all over your mouth

You're despising me

Hurry, wipe

Wipe your drool

I want to call her

What, you're not scared anymore?

I'm not scared

Even if she's an unripe melon it's okay

I'm not ripe either

Let us hold hands and become ripe together

Hello?

Who is this

Who is this? Speak up

Hello?

Hello

I'm- I- I'm Zhang Guangzheng

We've met, at-

uh, yesterday, yesterday morning

You- you were-

I'm the dancing with Auntie Liu

that guy

I just want to- to get to know you

Got it.

My mom told me

Do you have something?

Speak

I- I'm talking

I said, can we get to know each other?

I just flew back from abroad recently

I need to sleep off my jetlag

Do you have time on Saturday?

Let's meet on Saturday

Hello? Did you hear me

I'm listening

Saturday, right?

Saturday works

The time, place

I'll text it to you

I don't like to answer the phone

Don't call me

Okay, I got it

I'll- then-

I won't call anymore

Uh, do you have other requests?

Dress up neatly when the time comes

Neat and tidy

Okay, no- no problem

What is this fuss you're making

You- are you okay?

Pinch me

What?

Pinch me really hard

Are you not eating?

You eat, don't worry about him

I am a bit hungry actually

Want some?

Give me some garlic

Give me some garlic

Disciple,

do you know that the western restaurant on the 2nd floor of our hotel

has on the weekends

a buffet for 398 a person?

I know

The all you can eat lobster

All you can drink champagne

If suddenly you're allowed to

go upstairs and eat for free

How are you going to eat?

I will first starve for half a month

Look at nothing when I go in

I'll go directly to grab lobsters

I want eat enough for a lifetime's worth

Then if you're allowed to eat fried meat pies for free

Will you eat them to death?

What do you think?

What is this

It's only 18 bucks with the addition of 2 chicken eggs

I can afford eating it everyday

Then do you think

the girl that you like

is she a fried meat pie

or a buffet meal worth 398

Fish find fish, shrimp find shrimp

Look at you

With our conditions

if we're thrown into the marriage marget

we'd only be the level of fried meat pies

Plus an egg

Plus an egg

Plus an egg

Plus two eggs

She's a big lobster

Are you able to pay for it?

Right now, aren't I in the situation of

the hotel letting you eat for free

You should take hold of this opportunity

You've been hungry for many years

Openly eat

To eat is to win

Don't think about the future

There won't be a future

I want to work hard

I truly really like her

What's the use of only liking

What's the use of only liking

For example, I like RMB (money)

but RMB might not like me

You and that girl

are from two different worlds

You say she asked you on a date, what does she want

We don't know if it's a blessing or a calamity

Listen to advice from shifu

I'll make a joke

People like us

We dare look at appearances when finding a wife?

It'll be great if the gender isn't wrong

You should go on the date

Take lots of pictures

Enjoy it

If you get enough courage

hold hands with her

Then in the rest of your life, just based on this

it's enough for you to brag about

Be satisfied

What you mean is that

I definitely won't catch up to her (chase her successfully)

Chase

How can you not catch up to her?

You like her

Why can't she like you?

Doesn't she just look good?

Our Zhengzheng doesn't look bad either

If she agreed to come out for a date

then that means she's still looking for a boyfriend

Right?

What are you looking at me for?

I'm looking at what's with you

Am I not right?

This is like me taking the postgrad exams

Every year there's so many people

who are able to pass

Why can't it be me?

Yeah

Why can't it be me?

But let's get back to this

When you go on a date with her

If she responds to you positively throughout

but leaves you hanging

Doesn't talk about affections and only treats you as a friend

That's okay, let's first just interact

At the same time, actively make friends

Her best friends and friends

We don't have to

hang ourselves on one tree

right?

What was all that

Am I not right?

I know why you're unable to pass the exam

Your brain is full of

all these crooked ideas

Zhengzheng, you

Don't listen to his bullshitting

What, what did I say

This is reasonable speculation

Go to the kitchen to eat

Look

What

Look

I can't see it clearly

Lijun Hotel, Saturday

6pm, wait for me in the lobby

Hello, sir

Hello

I've watched you stand here for half an hour

You can sit on the sofa to wait for people

That's not necessary, I'm used to standing

Okay

I want to ask

This hotel's doormen

do they all stand inside?

Yes

That's how our hotel has it

Are there any issues?

No issues x2

Pretty good

You help yourself

Thank you

Hello

Didn't I tell you

to dress neatly?

Is this not neat enough?

I just washed it

You're even using a crossbody bag

That bag has even reached your butt

does it not bother you when you walk?

In that case, shall I go home and change?

Come with me

Hold this

Change into it

Sir, take your time changing

Thank you

Miss, your boyfriend looks handsome

Not my boyfriend

Family?

Where do you see that he looks like me?

I'll definitely buy the clothes

There's no need to make talk

Are you done yet?

I'm changing still

Comb your hair too

You're like a celebrity

He doesn't look like a celebrity

But at least he's bearable to look at now

Do you still want those clothes in your hand?

Get rid of them

Sir, I'll help you get rid of them

I'll pay now

Please

This way

These clothes' tags haven't been taken off yet

They're really poking me

Just tolerate the poking

It will be returned in a bit

Dont "ah"

I couldn't tolerate the clothes you had

But I don't plan on

spending money gifting you these clothes

The meager wages I earn

is not enough to casually buy brand names

to gift people

Got it.

Mom, the rice is done cooking

That pot

will be done in 20 minutes

In a bit, stir fry bok choy and it will be enough

I'll be leaving now

Wait

I want to ask you

What's wrong, mom?

Girls like to be pretty

like to buy clothes or a bag

That's all normal

Actually I shouldn't be involved

but, there should be an extent to everything

You and Dapeng are a family now

When you spend big money

Shouldn't you think about it more?

Mom, I bought this bag abroad

There was a discount at the time, it was cheap

Still speaking nonsense are you

Look, how much money is this

It only takes a few thousand bucks to buy a big TV

You bought a bag, a bag that's only the palm size

10,000 is called cheap?

Mom, this is definitely

cheaper than if I had bought it domestically

Alright, I'll stop talking

Hurry and put away this bag

Next time you fly abroad

Return it

Mom

What

Unwilling to return it?

That's fine, give it to me

I'll hang it up online to sell

Hand it over

Mom

Mom, mom, don't be like this okay?

I've finished paying taxes for this bag

Mom, what are you doing?

What are y'all doing, so annoying

I'm annoying?

If I'm not annoying

then this house (referring to money) would be lost

A bag worth 10,000

Simply buying it

You didn't consider that

it's not easy for men to earn money outside

What are you doing

Instead of living life peacefully, you spend extravagantly

and we can't say anything?

Who's spending extravagantly

Mom, you ask Yupeng

From marriage till now

How much stuff have I bought him?

How much stuff have I bought for myself?

Plus, he's resigned from his company and doesn't have a salary

Who's been raising the family in this time period?

You resigned?

Speak! What's the deal

I've resigned

I've already been finding work

Don't worry

No, a matter this big

How come you didn't tell me?

What use would telling do?

Could you even help?

Blindly worrying

Tong Nana

Are you significant or not (?)

A matter that's not that big

you have to let my mom know, don't you?

Why are we blaming me now?

Did you not hear what mom just said?

My mom's just like this. When she wants to say things to you

you just listen and it's over

You had to argue with her

Besides, she taught you to be thrifty and keep the house running

There's nothing wrong with that

Yupeng

How do you dare say such a thing

Let me ask you

Did you swipe my credit card or not

I don't know

You don't know what

Tens of thousands in one month

Where did the money go?

Didn't you want to leave? Hurry

If you don't dare say, I'll say it for you

This

I was out flying all over the world

Working hard to earn money

He was playing video games and spent money on them

One charge/purchase would be thousands

Are you finished or not?

It it weren't me having enough credit available to buy a bag

I wouldn't have noticed it

In this period of time

you became unemployed

I didn't dare ask you more about it

in case it hurt you

What about you?

Have you ever thought about me?

Have you ever put in a word for me?

What are you doing?

Wait, wait

You can't say that like that

Husband and wife, husband and wife, right

When problems arise, you need to face them together

It's all money from the family

There's no splitting, like

your card, my card

Is this the way to live life together?

You're right. It's all my fault.

You're all right, okay?

Youen

Hello

Sit

Youen

How have you just come?

It's been so long since we last communicated

You don't find me to have fun anymore

I'm busy

Are you still at that company?

What route do you fly?

After I resigned and married

we haven't seen each other in 2 years right?

I don't know

It's not like I count this everyday

Husband

Let me introduce to you

my ex-colleague, Zheng Youen

Hello

Let me tell you

She's still flying

Isn't she such a hard worker

So powerful

And who's this?

My friend

Hello, I'm Zhang Guangzheng

Hello, hello

Hello, hello, I'm Zhang Guangzheng

Hello

Youen

Before you came, we were all just talking

how it's been 2 years since we've last met

I even don't know if you're married it

Yeah

My baby's 1 month celebration

you didn't come

Do you

not know I had a baby or not?

I actually don't know

Then let me show you

my baby's pictures

I'm telling you, it's super cute

Super duper cute

So cute

Cute, right?

No matter how much I look everyday, I still haven't seen it enough

Look at these tiny feet

So cute

Cute, right?

Here, here

Say grandma

Cute, right

There's another video following

it's of her sleeping and snoring

It's super super cute

Youen

You should stop being picky (about men)

If it's near good enough, just marry

You're not young anymore

In a few years, you'd have a high risk pregnancy

At that time, it will be dangerous having a kid

Kids, are so cute

You'll know once you birth one

Let me show you this

Isn't this footcute?

All this detailed images

it's like scrolling around shopping on Taobao

What

You plan to sell the kid to me?

Youen, how come you still talk like this?

Seriously?

Dear, you sit here

You go over there

Us two are planning on having a kid

Pass along some experience to us

Really?

That's great

Have you started to eat folic acid yet?

I've eaten it

In the half year beforehand, you must

start replenishing calcium

Have you eaten DHA as well?

Recommend me a brand please

I've eaten it

There's a brand that's best

I'll send it to you right now

If you buy it right now, there's even a discount

Excuse me/sorry

You two are so loud

I'm a bit allergic

Zheng Youen

this isn't dating

This is training a monkey!

No matter how well I train it, it's useless

I can't compare to you married people

Marrying is such happiness

It's like

grabbing onto a lifeboat during a shipwreck

Fearing others won't be able to reach land

Isn't that Tong Nana

She came in with our group

She had the most ordinary conditions

If it weren't for her good English

how could they possible bring her in?

What clothing arrangement

So hilarious

Tong Nana, Tong Nana

Come here

Here

Here. Move over.

Come here, here.

Sit

Hello

Thank you

Okay, the little princess gave up

makeup and bags

going straight for the gold Montblanc pen

She didn't grab the gold pen

but grabbed a black card!

Sure enough, it's Guo Yue's kid

Gotta grab what's most important

Maybe in the future, this kid

will be like her dad

and do finance

Baby Xingxing (star) sure isn't ordinary

Took the black-gold card with one grab

Let us give the most wonderful blessings

to Xingxing

Let use raise glasses for her future

Bless the baby to grow up healthily

with peace and happiness

Happy birthday to Xingxing

Thank you

Thank you everyone for coming

I wish Xingxing health and happiness

Thanks for your auspicious words, hopefully *rough translation

Thank you

I'll go play then

Sure

Bring your husband with you

I'll have to see how he behaves

I don't eat ginger

This habit of taking care of people

who did you learn it from?

Uh

Occupational disease. I work in the hotel industry.

If you don't like it, I can change

No worries, it's pretty good

Thank you

Eat well today

We've come

You've come?

Thank you, thank you everyone

for coming to our little Xingxing's 1 year birthday celebration

Cheers, congrats

Thank you

Thank you

Youen, you brought your boyfriend

and you won't introduce him to us?

He looks quite handsome

Where's this young handsome man from?

Nothing to introduce

and not some young handsome man

Just an ordinary worker

Look

Our Youen is just like this

So mysterious

Thanks for coming

Congrats

You all eat up, don't be polite

Okay, we'll take a stroll

and come in a bit

Okay, hurry off now

Bye bye

We'll speak in a bit

Did you hear? They want you to eat and drink well

Husband

Vivian's house has a bar

Can we go there and play in a bit?

If you want to go, then go

Then let me tell my husband

Hello? Husband

I'm going to take some friends to the bar in a bit

Are you there (at home)?

You want to come pick us up?

Okay, then we'll wait for you

Okay, bye bye

He'll come pick us up in a bit

Great

You use her card to play video games

and hid it from her

Spent tens of thousands in a month

Aren't you being prodigal?

What games are that fun

to let you throw tens of thousands in

Mom, I'm like this because

I was fired

I play because I'm in a bad mood

I just want to relieve the boredom

Relieve boredom?

You don't have a job anymore

and you're playing games to relieve boredom?

Dapeng,

you're a man

Can you grow some ambition

Are you not afraid that Tong Nana

will look down on you

She doesn't think highly of me?

On what basis can she not think highly of me

Based on

Just based on she earns more money than you

Just based on that she's raising the family right now and not you

When the stock market was good a few years ago

What item in the house

wasn't bought by me

At home, wasn't your mom

doing whatever she said she would do *rough translation

At the time, your dad

didn't dare breathe

After 2015

you saw your dad's face

change ever so quickly

He dared to smoke at home

Mama, what are you saying this for?

I'm not smoking at home

You don't even know how to smoke

I didn't say this

Don't interrupt me

Mom wants to tell you

Your capabilities determine your status

You saw today, Tong Nana's

arrogant energy

She left after saying she would leave

Before, did she dare do that to you?

She dared be like this to me in the past too

Don't make fun of me

Dapeng,

you need to make me proud *literal: fight for air for me

Hurry and find a job

Don't let her ride above your head

Stop drinking

Stop drinking

Youen

Before on the phone

I was too embarrassed to tell you

It really was my husband

What?

I went home and looked at my credit card history

He used the supplementary card

And used tens of thousands of my money

All for video games

Does your phone not have

text message notifications

When I opened the supplementary card at the time

I used his phone number

Even if that's the case, don't drink more

For these matters,

it's not worth harming your body by drinking

It's true

Yeah

I know

But my heart feels miserable

I don't want to go home

I'd rather go to work

It's okay if everyone wants to ignore me

I can pretend I don't see that

I know you're also annoyed of me

Annoyed that I ramble about these matters

I won't speak more about this

I won't speak more about this

Let me drink a bit more

Just a little bit more to drink

Is that okay?

If you like to drink, then drink

Drink, drink

Zheng Youen

Long time no see

Where did you fly

In the past month

I keep flying to Hong Kong but don't manage to run into you

North America

I gave you many calls

but you won't pick up

Did you not save my phone number?

Hurry and save it

Call me when you reach the US

I have a house in Los Angeles

The kind with a big pool

I don't have storage in my phone anymore. Later,

once I delete some stuff

What cell phone

Can't even save a phone number

Yeah, what phone

Next time I come out I'll bring a book

You've found a master?

How dare you speak like that

You think it's lost and found?

Okay that's enough

Stop drinking

Leaving?

How did you come

I'll send you off

I drove a Maserati today

How do you spell Maserati

If you spell it right, I'll sit in your car

M A S H

Move out of the way, I'm leaving

You shouldn't drive either

Drive what rati

If you run into a drunk driver, they all break

Hey, take her bag and phone

M A

Maserati. Maserati

How are you? Are you done vomiting?

Wash your face and gargle your mouth and then come out to talk

I never wanted anything from him

Before marrying

we would evenly distribute the bill when going out to eat

But even like this

His mom still doesn't like seeing me

She thinks that me being able to marry him

is taking huge advantage of him

The credit card thing

I originally didn't want to bring it up

But his mom wanted to say it like that

He won't even help me put in one word

We haven't even been married for half a year

and his family is like this already

My future days

how will I live them out?

If you can live them, then live them

If not, then don't live them

Do you still plan on

being brave enough to win when you encounter a narrow road *rough literal translation

As I see it

You're really tired

Conditions like mine

It's with great difficulty to have someone like me

I'm afraid that if I miss this person

In this lifetime

I really won't have someone like me again

This

Thank you

You're welcome

Whether someone likes you or not

is that so important?

It's not like you can't raise yourself

Is it worth scaring yourself like this?

Not everyone is like you

You might not be able to understand

What's wrong with me?

Your conditions are that good

There's people who want to chase you

You can someone caring

and treats you well to be your boyfriend

Firstly, he's not my boyfriend

He's someone I pulled last minute to be a blocker