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What is this kid trying to do

A few days earlier

He was throwing beer bottles at us

His sudden appearance this time

definitely does not have good intentions

True that.

By knowing yourself and the enemy, you'll win 100 in 100 battles.

I think *Shanghainese

He just has hatred in his heart

He’s finding ways to seek revenge on us

Then what should we do

Should we just let him

Mingle in whenever he wants

What else would we do?

Are we supposed to be afraid of him?

For real

My thoughts are

we should let him do whatever he wants

We’ll just keep on dancing as we do

Use no change to deal with many changes

right?

No issue with that.

We’re decades old

Are we still going to be afraid of a youth?

Let him dance as he pleases

Let him expose himself

Extinguish himself

Wifey,

how about we don’t go in

look at these tenders

They’re all students

How embarrassing it is for me to go in

What do you mean embarrassing

You learning your thing

has nothing to do with other people

Pressure

Invisible pressure

Do you understand or not?

The money was handed in

They won’t return it

Hubby

Don't back down no matter how many blows you get. Work hard despite the setbacks *rough translation

People with a will

can receive victory at the end

You’ve said it before

Was I referring to studying?

It was playing the stock market

You can understand books about the stock market

yet you’re afraid of this?

In this group of people

you have the most experience

Let’s not be afraid of them

Hurry in

I still need to go to work

Go x3

Jiayou

So fragrant

I am a bit hungry

Today

I especially bought half a catty of sheep meat

They also gifted me 10 pieces of ribs

Why do they always give you free stuff?

Jingdian

Today

I’ll host a school opening ceremony for you

Cheer you on

Come

Let's drink one

I can't pass (the exam).

I really can’t pass the exam.

I can’t do better than them

After two classes

The questions those guys ask

I’ve never heard of them

It’s only been 3 years

and all the knowledge has become iterations

I think I’ve been fully abandoned

Do you see?

Aban-

-don

To that extent?

Brother,

Do you really think the postgrad exams are like being a doorman

Pulling hotel doors versus lucky doors(?)

are they just different in how much effort you need to use?

Come with me tomorrow and see if you don’t believe me

I won’t go

I’d fall asleep in less than 5 minutes

Shifu would fall asleep within 5 minutes

Go away.

What should I do

When I sit there,

I just want to return to the hotel door and stand there

Say,

if I was to make a request to the hotel

to have a 24 hour shift

Would they agree

Douzi definitely wouldn’t agree

She spent that much money

if you don’t go,

she’d be so disappointed.

Don’t mention her to me

I am so confused

What was she thinking

Signing me up for a class

And making me take the postgrad exam again

Gain melons from planting melons

Gain beans from growing beans

Who’s retribution will be beared by whom?

I think that

since your foundations are so good

and your English is spoken so smoothly

and Douzi supports you so much

Just take the exam another year

I’ve been taking it for 3 years now

If i still can’t make it

3 years later and another 3 years, *Cantonese?

that’s almost 10 years

Big boss

Anyways

Do you really think making postgrad

will let you reach the peak of life

Right now finding a good job in Beijing

There’s 6 people with a master degree out of 10

And 4 of them are preparing for PhD exams

Even if I make it

Do you think I can beat them

Cut the crap

Then will you go?

Or not go?

How can I not go

Douzi said

In the future, she’ll accompany me to class after work

I’m currently a turtle in the urn

I can’t run even if I want to

Your judgement of your own place is so accurate

Come come

that's enough

Disciple

Did you tell Douzi?

What?

Keep pretending

Shifu,

do you think I was too meddlesome?

I think

You did a great job

I was thinking

Jingdian is still young

Not putting in more efforts while he’s still young

is a pity

What about you

What about me

Do you have nothing to work hard for?

I’m different from him

I don’t have big goals

I just want to be like my parents

Stay in a small city

Happily live a life

It’s not bad

If I could have a girlfriend while in Beijing

And rent a larger home

Get through 10 or 8 years...

Shifu.

do you think I can pass a test for a golden key? *I think the golden key is an organization

Don’t make fun of me

My foundations are actually fine

In high school,

I was the English class representative for a year

When I get the golden key

I'll wait for 3 years and take an exam for managerial levels

Maybe before 40

I can be a vice president.

Then,

you'll be VP Zhang’s master.

Grandmaster Wang.

Once you get to the hotel

3 people will open the car door and get your luggage

In meetings, I'll tell employees

first select a small goal,

earn one billion

10 billion

Isn’t 10 billion too much

What about 100,000, shifu

Shifu?

Okay. That will be all for today.

Sister Sun

The neighborhood committee said to

have us have the music played more quietly

Can we even hear it if it’s more quiet?

They said someone on the second floor was complaining

I didn’t do it

It wasn’t me

Then listen to them

Have the volume lower in the future

Sounds good

Are you happy now?

Auntie, it really wasn’t me

Let me help you with that stereo

You

Excuse me

I can’t lift up your big mount

I think my phone has a problem again

I want to transfer money to my younger sister

But money *Chaopiao is a common Shanghainese way of saying money

Won’t transfer out no matter what I do

Your password is probably wrong

How is that possible

I’ve been using it so long

It can't be

Try shutting down and restarting

Try again

I've tried twice

Maybe I’ll try again?

Wait, Auntie

I've tried twice,

You can’t enter again

This password payment

has a limit (on attempts)

If you can’t remember

You should not enter it again

If you enter it wrong 3 times, it will lock

and that will be inconvenient

It works like that?

Then what do I do

This-

This has been identity authenticated right?

Of course

Then you can scan your face to pay

You don’t need to enter a password

If you're not in a rush to leave

I can help you try

Let him try

We’re here

what is there to be afraid of

try

Look here

You-

Put your face in this circle

Got it

You- you relax

Then listen to its prompts

Move your head left and right

Up and down, open your mouth, etc.

I'll start now

Turn left

Turn more

Turn right

Correct.

Slowly, slowly

Raise you head

Lower your head

Now blink your eyes

Good

Open your mouth

Open your mouth while keeping your eyes open

Done!

There's no problems now

Wow

Done with that?

When you make a payment in the future

you won't need to enter a password anymore

you can directly scan your face

Really?

That convenient? *Shanghainese

Young man, thank you

No worries, auntie

You can just call me Little Zhang

Little Zhang

Bow+long (referring to the strokes used in his surname) Zhang right?

Right

Bow, long, Zhang

My surname is Liu

Liu Zongyuan’s Liu

Auntie Liu

Your surname is so good

It sounds so cultured

Haha, cultured!

Good afternoon

Hello

What a coincidence

Are you still feeling miserable?

Dizzy

My whole body hurts

You don't have a fever though

You're probably just sick

It’s possible

Yesterday I forgot to close the AC

Tomorrow

Don’t you have the tutoring class?

How will you go like this

We’ll see

If I really can’t, then I won’t go

I still have night shift at night

Staying out a whole night

and not getting a fever is already really good

Now you can openly skip class

What are you saying

It's not pretending to be sick.

I’ll help you return the cart

You go to the back area to rest a bit

Fine.

If the manager comes, say that I went to the restroom

Thank you Zheng bro

Hurry and go

Stand there

Manager

Thomas

I think you’re so weird

Why aren’t your buttons buttoned?

Why are your shoulders and back slumped

and you can’t you straighten your waist?

How many times have I told you

Doormen represent our hotel’s face

It affects customers’

first impression of our hotel

And you, Phillip

Look at Phillip

He has his head high and chest out everyday

Always has enough energy

He looks fresh at one glance

This is what our hotel

should look like

Not bad

Young people should have this kind of momentum

Sorry manager

I’m feeling a bit unwell

Yeah manager

He’s not feeling well today

Not feeling well?

If you want comfortable then don’t push luggage here

Go up and open an executive suite

The big bed there is comfortable

It’s not like you haven’t opened one

Right, Phillip?

If you have energy, then do your job well

And you let him go to the back area to rest

When has it fallen on you

to arrange rest times?

Not doing your own work

But there are so many other small movements made

So strange

Let him push it himself

How are you

I’m fine

Move the large ones first

Don’t hold it

Go in and rest

Never mind it

The AC blowing inside will make me more miserable

Just put it like this first

Watch him for me

It’s nothing, don’t worry

You can’t go on like this

Let me go find our manager

Let you have the day off, go back and rest

No no no

What are you being stubborn for

Big bro, I'm not being stubborn

If I take sick leave

Then my month’s reward is gone

Douzi’s class she signed me up for

is 10,000

Add in rent,

and the award money I’m not getting this month

Money is tight

Isn’t there us though

Don’t be afraid

That’s two things though x2

Zheng bro

Jingdian

Chen Jingdian

Come here

Douzi

Come here

Why has Douzi come all the way here?

Did something happen?

Why are you here?

What happened?

? What happened? It's

Nothing’s wrong, I just saw that it’s raining

And was afraid you’d be unable to handle it

So I ran here

I extracted the coat from storage for you

Put it on quickly.

Isn’t it just a cold

Is it that extreme?

Won’t people laugh at wearing a coat in this weather?

Whoever cares to laugh can laugh

Put it on quickly

How cold did you become just now

There’s also this

It’s hot

The temperature in here is just right

If you put your hands in your pockets,

you can warm them a while

What use does this do?

Won’t they be cold in a bit?

I prepared this early on

This large bottle

I’ll put it at the front desk with Sister Xu

When yours gets cold

Find her to change them

This bottle is not filled with hot water

It’s full of dogfood* *Used to describe sweet, romantic things

If you don’t like to see it, don’t look

Put the bottle with Sister Xu

and go back to the dorms AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

If you’re here

I have to worry about you too

Yeah, Douzi

Go back, we're here

Don’t let yourself get sick before he’s cured of his cold

Thomas, Phillip

Where are people

Go back go back

Why have you two run off over there

Manager

I, we

were going to the bathroom

Our hotel has built a restroom there?

Or did you go to a restroom in a cold storage?

Why are you dressed like this?

Give me a reason

This is a uniform

It’s the winter uniform

It’s summer right now

Having the same uniforms

is our hotel’s basic request

I’ve told you more than once and emphasized to you all

Doormen represent

our hotel’s image,

it affects-

it affects customers' first impression of our hotel

What are you shouting for

Manager

Jingdian is sick today

He’s been feeling chills

That’s why he’s dressed like this

Why didn’t you report that you were sick

Why do I need to report that

My own body

has nothing to do with you

Jingdian

You’ve affected the hotel,

so that has to do with me

How have I affected the hotel

You have no energy

affecting the hotel’s image

What if you infected a customer?

What if a customer

filed a complaint or gave a negative review

I order you

From today onwards

Go home and rest immediately

I’ll count it as 2 days of sick leave

Don’t come back to work before you’re cured

Do you understand

I’m asking you, do you understand?

He got it

I’ll take him back right now

Wait

What’s in your pockets

Take it out

What’s this

Why are you carrying this

Is this your first day at work?

Do you not know the hotel’s standards?

Uniform straight, pant steams straight,

flat pockets,

You definitely didn't recite these phrases today, right. So weird.

Throwing it away

I- I’ll go

What are you doing

I’m not sick

On what basis can you say that I’m sick

I’m super healthy

On what basis are you making me take leave

Jingdian, why are you going crazy

Are you a doctor, can you say that I'm sick, thus I'm sick?

Is there a lab test?

A diagnosis?

Take it out and let me see

If you can take it out, I’ll take sick leave

You just want to deduct all my award money don’t you

You

How come me letting you rest

became my fault

You sure are sick

Manager, wait please

Did you realize your faults?

I have a request

Speak.

I want to change shifts

I cannot take Friday and Saturday night shifts

Why

I want to take the postgrad exam

I already signed up for a tutoring class

It’s quite expensive

That’s not a reason

The employee schedule was decided long ago

Why should we change the plans because of your personal matters?

The hotel hired doormen

Not graduate students

It has no obligation to pay for your postgrad exams

But I already paid the money

Then find them to return the money

I won’t adjust the shift for you

That’s unfair to other people

If you’re not satisfied

tomorrow morning

you can go complain to HR

or just resign.

But

Someone who can’t even be a good doorman

I don’t think their studying will have good results

Anything else?

Jealousy.

Urgent (ji) what? (Chen Jingdian said jidu)

You’re jealous of me

Jealous?

Why do I need to be jealous of you?

I’m jealous that you can’t pass the postgrad exams?

I’m jealous that you have high standards that you can’t achieve for yourself? *literal: high eyes, low hands

Jealous that you make errors in work everyday

and repeatedly don’t change?

Jealous that

you won’t admit you’re sick?

I'm sooo jealous

You’re jealous that I’m young

Not letting me take the postgrad exams

is because you’re afraid I’ll be stronger than you in the future

Thomas

Who hasn’t been young before

I’ll admit

I’m not an amazing figure

Not elite

But that doesn’t stop me from thinking that you are incompetent

Anyway

Not satisfied?

Okay

I won’t adjust the shift for you

You go take the postgrad exam

You go be successful

You go make me jealous

You are so weird

The coat cleaning fee

will be deducted from your wages

What happened

Manager Sun scolded me in the middle of the night again

Chen Jingdian,

did you irritate him again

Shifu

Go and coax the manager

Don’t curse him out

Go go

You bear kid

Didn’t I tell you to watch him?

I’m fine

Can you not worry about me

Let me read books for another while

I'll sleep in a bit, okay?

Please leave ASAP

Okay, I'll leave

You hurry up

If something comes up, call me okay?

He still won't sleep?

He doesn’t want to sleep, brother

Let's go in

Bro bro bro

Don’t go in. He finds it annoying

Don’t worry, we're still here

You go to work

Really, it's almost time

If you’re late, that’s troublesome

I- There’s still no cold medicine here

Who says there isn’t

I just bought it at the pharmacy downstairs

Look, what’s this

Douzi, don’t worry

If he really burns up

we’ll send him to the hospital

We’ll waste no time.

Douzi, it’s just a cold

This isn’t necessary

You’ve caused me to be dumbfounded

Hurry, don’t hesitate

go

Then I’ll be along now, brother

Go go go

I’m begging you, brother

Don’t pay respects (bai), it’s secure (tuo) *He’s using wordplay on her previous begging (bai tuo)

Go go go

Jingdian

Why don’t you take a hot shower

Sweat it out

Force the cold air out

You- you’re sick

What are you doing instead of sleeping

Studying, taking tests

I want to let Douzi know

She’s not being good to me in vain

I also want Catfish Fiend to know

Don’t easily look down on people

Close the door

I made you some medicine.

I’m putting it here

You look after him first. I need to sleep a while

Still not showering?

Talk about it after I get up

Shifu

let me discuss something with you

No discussion needed, you decide

I think you guys should stop changing shifts

and change jobs instead

Jason

Phillip,

Your group should go home and have a meeting

Discuss who should be the manager

Y’all come sit in this position

Adjust however you want to adjust

Adjust my shift too

I’ll go to the front door and stand there

Manager, if you want to say it like that that

it’s not like that’s not possible

Manager, I read through employee guidelines

The 3rd big line and the 7th little line

If the employee has personal matters to deal with

If both parties are willing

and it doesn’t affect work

They can swap shifts

Chen Jingdian’s attending tutoring classes

counts as personal matters

For his night shifts,

we’re willing to replace him

This doesn’t affect hotel guidelines

All you have the same night shift

How will you substitute him

Manager, we’ve

made a completely new shift schedule

You took a look

We’ve guaranteed that between the two of us, one of us

will be staggered from Chen Jingdian

If it affects other groups

We’ve put in a word with the colleagues

and they’re willing to swap

Accepted.

Just like that?

It not, then?

Did you all think

I’m making it hard for you all on purpose?

Is that necessary?

You guys aren’t that important

I don’t care who comes to work

I just care about customer feelings

Please leave, you two managers

Help me get the door on your way out

Thank you, manager.

Really?

Really!

If you don’t believe me, ask Zhengzheng

We’ve already discussed it with the manager

From today, as long as you have class

then we’ll substitute in for you

You just go and study in peace

Other than going to class

If you have things at other times

like studying

Let us know

Your brothers have nothing except a lot of time

Taking your shifts is no problem at all

What’s wrong?

That’s not okay

Even as your brother, I can’t take advantage of you all.

What are these words?

We’ve said we’re brothers

You advancing for your future is equivalent

to advancing the futures of all three of us

But first we must make it clear

When you make it one day

Don’t insert knives onto your older brother, isn't that right?

Right

Only I'm allowed to insert two knives onto you

Us two will pinch you

Let’s go

You’re like a bear. It's time for work, let's go

Life is like a floor of chicken feathers

We can only be in the middle of it,

flapping forwards.

Chen Jingdian closed his stock market account

working hard,

vowing to wash away all his humiliation in front of Catfish Fiend

To help him fulfill his dream

Shifu and I took the burden of

all of the night shifts in this time period

As for my dreams, they require

a more reckless attitude to chase them

Every morning, I appear in the aunties’ formation on time

For love, I elegantly dance

Little Zhang, my group buy here

the group was successfully assembled

I paid the money

When will it be shipped?

This is merely starting the group buy

There needs to enough people before the goods are sent

But don’t you worry

If there aren’t enough people

They will return your money

Help me look at this, what about this

My son says

I need to download a software

to speak with him

Where do I go to download this?

He wanted you to download

Skype probably

But you need to register after downloading that

How about after the dancing is over

I'll help you with that

Sounds good, thank you!

Little Zhang, help me download

the most popular video software right now

When I have nothing to do, I can film

No problem

Here we are

What’s the matter

Sister Sun is mad

Elderly health maintenance exercise starts now.

This one

Just this?

Really. I've explained it all.

I was afraid you guys would be angry

so I didn’t dare tell you guys

Shifu

My legs can’t handle it anymore

Keep kneeling

Don’t call me shifu

I don’t have a disciple like you

For real.

For you, we brothers

spent so much money opening a room

We’ve taken out our heart and lungs to

send you off and celebrate your birthday

But you?

You dare lie to us.

It hurts.

Goddess stands downstairs just like that

And you’ve been taken

Fetching scriptures only halfway *Journey to the West reference

and Bajie went to go find evil fairies

Right, what goddess

She’s clearly an evil fairy

How should we deal with these traitors

We have to go through the top ten tortures

Then, then, this year’s cleaning

I’ll do it all

Stop playing this card

This month is your turn anyways

Then, then, this month's breakfasts

are all on me

Maybe we’ll stop here

Let’s stop here

Sit

Thank you shifu,

thank you brother

Zhengzheng bro, I just don’t understand

Even if you want to go the mother-in-law route

This method isn’t reliable

Do you really thing that a few days worth of square dancing

Will let you get to know that girl?

At least there’s hope

There’s no hope

You Tanzhi, Yin Zhiping’s downfall *Antagonist in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, character in Legend of the Condor Heroes

you remember right?

From our hotel?

Fired?

Have you not read Jin Yong novels?

Nope

You’ve seen the dramas at least?

Is there this person?

I think so

Who was the actor?

Huang Bo?

Nah.

Wang Baoqiang?

That's not important, okay?

It's not important.

In conclusion

Chasing after people to sell stuff isn't a business

There’s no good end to flattery

Awaiting flattering is only indifference

For real

You see, I never flatter people

Isn’t it still what you deserve is what you’ll get in the end(?)

No way

So how did Duan Yu succeed? *Character in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils

Hey you have seen it!

You're welcome.

You

I’ve seen it x2

Who hasn’t seen Jin Yong?

Look, in this world

there’s no lack of perfect plans

There’s a lack of motivation to do whatever you want

Me doing square dancing to get close to goddess

That’s my plan

At least I can be seen by her

Whether she likes me or not is another story

That’s better than the current situation

Kid

You doing square dancing

Is that the same thing as Duan Yu square dancing?

with Duan Yu?

Prince of Zhennan, descendant of the Emperor

His dance is Lingbo Weibu *His Qinggong move from Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils

Your little steps

are negligible

I advise that if you have the energy to dance

then you should reread Jin Yong’s

traditional culture

Broaden your horizons(?)

Think about it carefully

Don’t forget to clean up after eating

To improve employee personality

To elevate the hotel’s service skills

I asked hotel management for

a training for all employees in the concierge department called

“A Shining Moment”

What it means is

how to let customers fall in love with you all

at first sight

love our hotel

how to let guests

from the moment they look at you

to feel

What a wonderful day

How beautiful the world is

This is the shining moment

If we have this capability

Then it shouldn’t be us standing at the entrance

Instead, they should put some lucky cats

How cute, how wonderful

I’m lost for words

How could management agree to

a plan this silly

The important point is not whether it’s silly

it’s that it can torture us

all without spending money

What good does he get torturing us

That’s what you don’t understand

Marx’s theory on free time

Have you heard of it?

Through stealing your free time, capitalists

squeeze out the residuals of your value

They stop your steps in self-improvement

They train people into robots without free thoughts

Got it. It’s all a conspiracy.

But shifu

In our free time

it’s not like we do anything of importance

Nonsense

Then Jingdian’s postgrad exam studying isn’t important?

What about you?

Me?

(Having a) civilized spirit

a strong physique

I think this is

the most reliable way to reach the peak of life

If you don’t have anything to do, practice with shifu

I’ll see if you have this potential

I’ll keep going square dancing instead

Youen, the bag you’re carrying looks really good

It does look good

I’ll buy the bag

Help me get a new one

Will do

Let me see

This bag looks really good

The color, size all work out

If you like it, then buy it

I don’t mind carrying the same bag as someone else

Something this expensive

How can I just buy it just for the sake of buying it

One month of your wages

plus hourly rates is nearly 20,000

What’s wrong with buying an expensive bag occasionally,

Plus it’s cheaper here than in China

And it’s discount season right now. It’s a bargain

Buy it

Hello, this stock is new

Please examine it

Okay

This lady, will you buy?

If you want to buy,

I can help you all apply

for an even lower discount

Buy it.

I'll buy it.

Sorry

Your card has exceeded the limit

I- How is that possible

I haven't bought much this month

I should have enough

Sorry

That's what the system prompts

Do you have other cards?

I don't think I brought other cards

Use mine

That's okay, it's not like it's a small sum of money

Don't you like it?

I like it

Then wait till you're paid your hourly wages

and then return (the money) to me

Okay

thank you, Youen

Swipe this

Okay

Actually my credit card limit has 20,000 available

I definitely have enough to buy this bag

Something must have gone wrong somewhere

Does your card have a supplementary card?

My husband has one

He occasionally uses it

But he shouldn’t have (in this case)

It's done

Go back and ask

and you’ll know if he would

Let’s go

Have a good day

Thank you

Bye bye

Send me that picture from just now

Okay

What's the point

It's boring

Silly

Too idle

You're idle.

Silly

Douzi

What silly bean *Douzi's name literally means bean

Ok x3

This tempered lady

she only embarrasses me

Jingdian?

Niulang bro

Have you come to pick me up from school

What you mean school is over

What are you doing here

Today's talk about European history and customs

was so interesting

Do you know the Roman republic?

I don’t need to know

What's the use of knowing this

If you run into a foreigner

are you supposed to go up and talk to them

about the Roman senate and legion

What if it is a Middle Eastern guest?

Are you looking for trouble?

Who says I want to talk to guests?

It's free

I'll just think of it as listening to stories

Sister Dou, even if it gives money you can't go

Cheering on for Catfish Fiend

Isn't that a slap in your husband's face?

Why are you all always blaming me?

Zhengzheng bro was there too

Who?