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Listen to me. Go to Huairou

Huairou has the Wild Great Wall

here's few people

Young people going on a date

Why must they go to the wilderness?

Then where should they go?

Take a stroll in the mall

Taking a stroll in the mall is good

Whatever the girl wants, buy it

Just go to Jingshan, listen to me

There's no issues going to Jingshan

I'm telling you, go early

5 o'clock

There's no people at 5 o'clock

Okay

Stop

Stop there

I'm begging you all

Don't make up foolish ideas here okay?

Xiao Zhang

Every year with Youen celebrates her birthday

It's always a big pile of friends

who call her out to drink

She comes back so drunk

It's so annoying

This year

You ask her out okay?

Call her to celebrate a birthday normally

Okay?

You don't need to buy anything

expensive to gift you

What she should have, she has

She doesn't need other people to gift it to her

What you need to do is just use heart

Use some heart

Use your heart

I don't need to teach you right

No need

I'll think over it myself

I'll give her a surprise

Wait, brother

I just finished my shift

I haven't even had time to eat yet

What on earth are you trying to do

In a bit, I'll get food for your personally

If you can successfully get this to happen

You don't need Douzi to wash this month's clothes

I'll wash them for you

Brother, tell me

Who am I beating up

We know you are very busy

But we really hope that you can help us

Because it will determine

Whether he will win his girl over or not

Yes, Yes

Oh, so he's after a girl

and you want me to make a birthday cake

for her, so... for a surprise

Yes, yes, you got it

Well, really lucky girl

Is she pretty

Very, very

Okay

Listen bro, I'd really like to help you

But I got a lot of orders to fill

and it's going to take me a few days to finish them all

So I'm afraid I can't make any time for you

Sorry

Please

Old Dai

Customer 18 is here to pick up their cake

Okay, wait a moment

He can speak Chinese

It doesn't matter to me

The clothes that you should be washing this month

You still need to wash them for me

But he hasn't agreed yet

He came so slow, I finished making it long ago

Don't worry

Since he understands Chinese

Are we not able to fool him?

Old Dai

Let's talk

Let's talk then

You go slowly

Worked it out just like that?

Yeah

I spoke to him about

Romeo and Juliet

Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai (Butterly Lovers)

I told him if he doesn't have a cake

This brother will turn into a butterfly

I moved Old Dai with my words

The most important thing is

He took the parking spot closest to the elevator

and left it for him

As soon as Old Dai heard that

He didn't say anything else and agreed

Beautiful work

I'm telling you

Our hotel's cake

You might not even be able to get it by spending money

What does this mean

This means Xiao Zhengzheng

On your road to pursue goddess

Even luck stands on your side

Youen

Youen has come to look for me

Hide

What for

What do you think, Manager Zhang

Ms. Zheng

Ms. Tong, hello

Hello

Hello

How have you all come

We've come to live in the hotel

You two together?

It's me coming to live

Our company helps me

book a room here

I might live here a while

How about I take you all in?

We've troubled you

Don't be polite

Here, this way please

Here, this way please

Thank you

Are you looking for Manager Zhang?

He's not here at the moment

If you need

I can call him over

No need

Hello

Hello

Sir, your luggage

Okay, thank you

Director Sun

I was just looking for you

Don't call me director

It has a bad effect

What's up

Uh, Feng Yuanye is looking for you

She says her floor had an issue come up

Her level isn't able to handle it

and you must make a trip

Really

Right

Uh

Manager Zhang is pretty busy recently

Over at the Western restaurant, there's a lot of stuff to do

Are you two still in contact?

No, we're both busy

Isn't Manager Zhang a lobby manager

He's been called over to the Western restaurant

to help

Youen

Their Western restaurant

Recently has an internet-famous cake

No, no, he didn't order a cake

In a bit, I'll buy one

You take it back home to auntie

Right, I was just saying that cake

is really popular lately

It's hard to order

But if you tell Manager Zhang in advance

Then you can

Not needed

Your ID and room card

Thank you

I'll send you all upstairs

Just 2 luggages

No need to bother you

Give it to me

Okay

I wish you a happy stay

Are you okay by yourself

Do you need me to stay with you a while longer?

No need

Staying in your home these 2 days

My mood is so much better

Divorce

only sounds scary

In reality, it's just

Going back to living by yourself again

I could do it before

So I definitely can do it now

It's best that you're able to think like this

Our airline and this hotel have an agreenment

The discount given to our employees

is pretty big

It's more fitting than if you rented a house right now

You live here for a while

Sort out your mood, transition a bit

As a person, I

I don't know how to comfort others

This hotel is close to our house

You're welcome to come to eat meals anytime

Thank you

Goodbye, Ms. Zheng

She already clearly rejected you

And said for you to stop chasing her

What are you still using efforts

getting that cake for?

If you wanted to say that, you should've said it earlier

I used so much effort

to get the cake

Aren't you late to the matter? *Literal: Cannon after horse, a Chinese chess term. As a metaphor, it refers to delayed actions after something has happened already

Aren't I just afraid he suffers another blow?

I'm willing

Even if Youen doesn't

have any interest in me

Even if this is the last time I'll see her

I want to celebrate her birthday for her well

Even if she throws this cake on my face

I'm happily willing

Hello

Hello

Is this the owner of 6791 *probably the last 4 digits of her phone number

I am

I'm the driver you called online

I've already reached the entrance of your complex

Okay shifu, I'll be down immediately

Time goes by so fast

How is it 5 o'clock all of a sudden

Auntie Sun and them called me to go eat

Saying there's a noodle shop that opened up near the entrance (to our complex)

I don't like eating noodles

But she insists I go

Did you have an appointment with someone too?

Have fun

There's only this one time in one year

Happy birthday

Thank you mom

Leaving now

How is it? Did she respond?

Respond?

I haven't even sent it yet

Does our Xiao Zhengzheng plan on

spending the night with his cellphone

How have you not sent it yet, hurry

I don't know how to say it

You don't know how to type happy birthday?

Here, I'll type it for you

Go away

I'm begging grandpa and grandma

I beg grandpa and grandma

It was so difficult for me to get you this cake

If you can't even meet her

Then wasn't it all a waste

Hurry, send it immediately

How do I start

Right now, I think whatever I send

It all doesn't seem right

Then let me say

You listen

The stranger like jade

Woman of unparalleled beauty (?)

On this beautiful occassion

I specially prepared a 10-inch handmade cake

To express my affection *All of this was said in a sophisticated manner

Wait a moment

Youen, have you arrived yet

We're all waiting for you

Hand it over

Hand it over

I won't give it

I can't anymore

The main thing is you all's lines

are all too frivolous

You're steady? You only know how to pick out issues

Hand over the phone

I won't give it

Who said even if the cake hit your face

you'd be happy

Where is your shameless momentum?

Jingdian

Cut the cake

Don't touch my cake

Will you send or not

I

I'll send it

I'll send it right now

Youen

I ordered a cake for you

If you're busy

I'll just send it to Auntie Liu's

Remember to eat if when you get back

Happy birthday

I think that's too steady

So cowardly

Youen

Happy birthday, you've finally come

Happy birthday

Thank you

Youen, happy birthday

Thank you

The birthday star/girl's finally come

Hello

Happy birthday

How is it? Are you satisfied with this place?

I'm satisfied

The smell of money is everywhere

It's rare to gather together

You really weren't even

half polite with me huh

What are you sayiing

With your brother Chao around

Do you even need to pay the bill?

Brother Chao, how have you come?

Can I not come?

You can

Brothers and sisters

Today is Youen's birthday

Whatever you want to drink or eat, order whatever

I'll pay for everything

Raise the atmosphere

Open the wines

Thank you

Zhengzheng

Should I steam 1 or 2 mantou for you

Steam 2

Don't steam mantous

Tonight, cake will be the main course to eat

Wait

Chives with scrambled eggs is a cake too (?)

I'm going to Auntie Liu's in a bit to deliver the cake

I won't eat

Y'all eat

Youen responded to my WeChat

I'm outside at a gathering with some friends

I just saw this

If you want to come, then come

She sent an address

Then what are you waiting for?

Hurry and send it over!

Wait

A gathering again?

You need to be careful

Don't come back after getting stripped by her again

That shouldn't happen again right

Then this time, what do I wear?

Whatever you want

Today is mainly

With my model friends from before

Zhengzheng

Zhengzheng

What are you doing

Don't fight with shifu

Shifu

Hurry

Don't mess around

Hurry, Old Wang

Coming

Old Wang, hurry up

It's nothing, it was just sending a message

asking if you can bring two friends

It's nothing

Y'all

It's nothing

I'm recalling it

Don't

Don't you do it

Come

It's heaven's will

Grandfather, take your grandson along to see grandma

To see/experience the world

Really, I've gotten this old

and I've never seen a living model. For real

Brothers, don't keep messing around

What are you doing

Why are you closing your eyes saying blind words

His goddess was a model before

So what about it? When you encounter big long legs

Does it have to be a soldier on duty? (?)

Be good

A pair of big long legs

compared to a row of big long legs

is it the same thing?

I'm telling you

A place where beautiful girls are like clouds (meaning: there's a lot of them)

You dare say you don't want to go?

I already have Douzi

For these matters

I find them very dull, okay?

Okay

I praise you on behalf of Douzi

In a bit, if you want to go out, you're my grandson

No no no

I think I

I didn't say I wouldn't be going

I'm going mainly to accompany Zhengzheng bro

Give Zhengzheng bro some courage, right?

Who isn't

Don't

I don't need you all to give me courage

My courage is already quite big

Stand there

What are you doing

What do you mean

Goddess already agreed

If you don't let us go

Then you're forgetting righteousness for beauty, and bullying your master and betraying your ancestors

Right

Really going?

But

What "but"

If you have any requests, say them

Last time I went

I dressed neatly and cleanly

And it couldn't pass goddess' eyes

And I was stripped

Today is her birthday

You two are just going to wear that to go?

Isn't this running to seek death?

What did I think you were going to say

There's no way us two would

wear this to go

We've all experienced the world right

Yeah

I'll give you a surprise

Hello, Bruce

The suits for customers

that our concierge prepared

Are there any spares?

There are? Get me 3

Give me big brands

Domestic?

That is a big brand

Just take them without worry

If something happens, I'll take responsibility

Okay

Grandson

You three

You don't want your stuff anymore?

Sir

I'm okay

Be careful of the step

It's okay

This way please

Zhang Guangzheng

You've come?

I've come

Are you rushed to get married soon?

Isn't this me being afraid you'd be disgusted with me?

I don't need to introduce these two right

You know them all

Ms. Zheng, happy birthday

Thank you

Happy birthday

Thank you

I ordered you a cake

This made by our hotel

pastry chef

We also ordered a cake

It's over in the karaoke hall

I was thinking a bit we could

eat it when we go sing

Let's play here a while first

We'll go since in a bit

Then your cake

Let's eat it here

Okay

This way

Let's go, cut the cake

Go go, time to cut the cake

Come here, it's time to cut cake

Hurry

Nuallan Hotel

Their cake is really popular

You need to order it half a month in advance

So thoughtful

This cake

Made our Manager Zhang spend all his heart on it

He asked our hotel's

newly arrived pastry chef to specially make it

It was super hard to communicate with that foreigner

But after we coaxed him for a while

We got it done

Hurry

Hurry and open it

So pretty

A little small

What smell is this

Youen

I specially customized this

durian cake for you

Inside, it uses

Malaysian Musang King Durian that I especially bought

Please try it

It's so stinky

Back up

Zheng Youen, you have this taste?

Who told you that I love eating durian

Auntie Liu

Manager Zhang

Okay

Hurry, what are you being slow for

Fire

Fire

Give it to me

It's backwards

I can't see now

Is it lit yet

It is

Actually, a cake

is just what it means

It doesn't matter if you eat it or not

Blow the candle and make a wish

Did you make a wish?

I did

That fast?

What did you wish

To have the smell in this room quickly disperse

Good- good wish

Then

Where are the knives and forks

They're here

Wait a moment

I just went to the restroom

How has the cake been cute

Did you all sing the birthday song

Was the wish made?

Was the birthday star hit?

What's this smell

What's this smell

Who pooped in their crotch

Don't

What is going on here

Happy birthday

Move aside

I'm going to the restroom

You

Don't leave

Before, every time I ordered their cake

I couldn't order successfully

That means nothing

Our hotel pastry chef

Was specially invited from abroad with a high salary

Don't mention this durian flavor

Even stinky tofu flavor

He can make it for you

Really? That capable?

Can it be ordered?

Stinky tofu flavored?

Yes

Of course it can be

Find our Manager Zhang

It just takes one word

Right, if pretty lady wants to order

Contact us any time

You don't even need to find

someone Manager Zhang's level

It will suffice if you find us two

Here, add my WeChat

See, it's a QR code as soon as it opens

It's fated

Then do I not need to line up in the future?

What line up

Brother

I've figured it out

You

You're here today for Youen

Then I'll say a few extra things to you

Dealing with this girl

You must use some EQ

Maybe in their hearts

They really like eating this

Durian, Luosifen, etc.

But they'll definitely say they like

to eat Western cuisine, French cuisine

Japanese cuisine

You need to act according to official announcements

For this matter, you

are so young/tender/inexperienced

You're right

Of course I'm right

This Zheng Youen

I've chased her for 3 years

On this road of no return

I can say I'm your senior right

If you haven't given up

You can learn a few tricks from me

Me, I

practice religion year round

I'm very open hearted

Then, I really thank you

Don't be polite

On the road of love

You and I count as traveling together

Okay, I'll think of it as practicing

You all don't have it easy

All not easy, let's

Okay

You don't worry

Okay, immediately

Hurry

The delivery truck is here already

Happy birthday

Thank you

Youen, happy birthday

Thank you

Happy birthday

In the future, you're not allowed to go no contact

For real

Every time I pull you into a group chat, you leave it

If you leave again, I'll block you

Is everyone done gifting? It's my turn now

Youen

This is the present I prepared for you

I wish you a happy birthday

Hope that in your new age

Everything is peaceful and auspicious (?)

What is this

A jade seal with lotus buttons,

carved from natural Hetian seed grains

Just this piece of jade

When brother (I) got it on hand, I just thought

In this whole world

Only Youen is worth having it

So materialistic

Douzi is easier to provide for

It's carved prettily isn't it

Look at the little lotuses on top

Do you know why

I want to carve a lotus?

As the saying goes, a sword matches a hero

A beautiful girl is paired with floral fragrance

In my heart, you're the same as a lotus

Clear like ice, flawless like jade. Blooming often and hard to defeat

I know, good item

Yes

Jingdian

Go over and see what that big brother gifted

What can I use it for?

You definitely have use for it

I think you

When you're done writing your words in one go

Once you get to the signature

Stamp this seal on it

Then that will be a complete piece of calligraphy

Big brother, you sure look highly of me

Me

Writing calligraphy?

These years, I hold a pen

all during times to write down meal orders

I don't have that capability

You can practice when you have nothing else to do

You've reached the age where you need to

cultivate your mind and character right

What are you saying? Are you saying I'm old?

No no

No, that's not what I mean

Look

You're getting angry again

You always misinterpret me

Today, if it weren't for Xiao Liu bringing me

I wouldn't even have a way to take this thing

and hand it over to your hands

Look at you

Who

This is so pompous

Did you do this?

Isn't that guy

That day at the hotel

The one harassing Youen?

How is he here?

What are you going for

What are you doing

Youen

Happy birthday

I thought it was a gathering of old friends

After so many years of not seeing each other

You're still that experienced in selling out teammates huh

Youen, you don't need to

put it that uglily right

Aren't I just, seeing his

sincerity towards you

I can't bear it

Youen, don't blame her

If you want to blame someone, blame me

I heard she wanted to organize a birthday party for you

I bothered her for so long before she agreed to me

Youen

This period of time, you've always been hiding from me

I've thought about it a lot myself

Before, I shouldn't have lied to you

I was wrong

But now it's different

I've already

divorced

Right now, you and me

It would be just us two

Don't make trouble

She's celebrating her birthday, don't make trouble

Don't make trouble

Youen

This the present I carefully picked for you

It also represents my intentions

In my heart

You are more long-lasting than diamonds, and brighter

Meeting you

Was the first time I clearly saw

What love looked like

Youen

Can you forgive me

and restart with me

Don't, don't waste food

Annoyingly good person

What matter do you have here

Move aside

Xu Bin, I've told you long ago

Since the day you lied to me that you weren't married

Me and you, there was no chance

You relied on your wife to make a fortune

One step at a time up to today

You've completely taken all advantage of your wife

and her family

Now that your wings are firm

You don't want to accompany her anymore?

And from me

you saw what love looks likes

Speaking like this,

don't you think you've insulted love?

Your love, Xu Bin

Can be fixed and mended

You can change people and restart again whenever

But my, Zheng Youen's, love

Is not that casual

That unideal

Brother Chao

I'm here

Can you send me home

I definitely need to send you

Wait, why are you going home?

You got him right

Eat the cake, don't waste it

Broken diamonds?

Don't waste it

Here

Please

Slowly

Okay

Let's go

Big brother

Can I sit in your car too

We're not going the same way

I'll sit in your car too okay

You're not going the same way either

Big brother

I saw that you were not an ordinary person just now

You have an immortal air

It would be opportune to enlighten us a bit on the way

about the knowledge of burning incense and kowtow

Right

But the back of my car

Can't seat all 3 of you?

Us 3 are skinny, there's no problem

Slowly, don't scratch my car

I say- Get rid of some of the mud below your feet

How is there traffic at this hour

Look at that blooming flower

From the seeds of hope

Look at that rich fruit

Can you close it, it's annoying me to death

Be Dust With Light (?) *Zhou Shen theme song from Like A Flowing River 2, also produced by Daylight

What a nice song

How sentimental

No sentiments

Today was already lively enough

Be quiet a bit

Youen, you

You're just too impatient

I'll find you a song

A song from Buddhist scriptures

Clear your heart and calm your spirit

Don't, I don't have that good fortune

I won't understand it

Youen, look

It's not brother scolding you

but you living like this is a problem

In a person's life

What is most important?

Wealth

That is all worldly possessions

Desire

That can be given up on

What's most important to us is

Being able to find yourself

These years, I don't have distractions in my heart

I've been meditating

You can say

I've really

found myself

Then where did you go before

Wait, Youen, you

You look really pretty

but why are you so shallow

Everything can affect your mood

You dislike everything

You're even unhappy in traffic

You view mundane affairs too heavily(?)

In this moment

Traffic, or no traffic

Advancement, or retreat

All of this doesn't matter

Existing is a kind of practice

You're unwilling to get deep with me

If you're with me

I can let you be reborn

Become a new person

From then on, you can be someone with no distractions

A person who's left the lower levels

Do you believe that?

Brother counts as a rich person

How do I spend all my money

I spent it all on spiritual cultivation

Brother, there's a small box in the back

Help bring it to me

Is it this

Right, that

Lightly

I'll let you all open your eyes too

Recently, brother

newly received the baby

This is what I just spent

quite a bit on

to buy this piece of wood

This is called grade

Brother

What wood is this

It's real

Agarwood from Nha Trang, Vietnam

Oh my

When your nose smells it

You calm down

Ascend to an immortal

The whole body is enveloped in a kind of peace

Happiness

It's full of happiness

Damn, a sedative?

Screw you

Youen, you take a sniff

Take a sniff

After smelling it

The chaos in this world

will go away forever

It will have no relation to you anymore

You need to learn to let go

Learn to sublimate

Take a sniff

Here

Can you just shut up

Blah blah blah

I'd rather listen to Buddhist scripture

Youen

Youen, where are you going

This explosive temper

Youen, where are you going

What happened to you?

I was driving well

You had to get in my way *Bie Che refers to the car in front intentionally obstructing the passage of the car behind, or the car behind passing by and deliberately obstructing the normal driving of the passed vehicle

Can I not hit you?

Do you know how to drive, idiot *Literal: Second-hand good

Who are you saying is an idiot?

Whoever answers is an idiot

Getting on the road with your skills

Are you amazing because you drive an Audi?

I'm telling you

People like you

If I give you a Bugatti Veyron

You could drive it

into a bumper car feel

It's no good no matter what you drive

Forcibly changing lanes (?), and you think you're reasonable?

Who changed lanes (?)

I'm telling you, keep your mouth clean

If you don't know how to speak, then don't

Got it?

Brother, how about you move your car first

Not okay

Your arguing back and forth

has no result

Can't you move to the side to argue

Where will I move to argue?

You all saw

If it weren't for him provoking me

Do I need to be here talking to him?

Your brain has been kicked by a donkey

Driving a small shitty car and acting like a mad dog

Who's willing to be with you

For real

Move the cars first

Because look

There's an ambulance behind

Right, move the cars first

Wait

Why is my head a little dizzy

What did you just say?

An ambulance right

Hurry, let the ambulance come over

Pull me to the hospital

I expect

He gave me a concussion

Seeing an ambulance

You have to let them by on the roads

Your small accident

Can't you resolve it on the sides of the road