Original subtitles

"We are going to expand the business."

"How can I expand?".

A Ibiza.

Where is your contact?

In 40 minutes your session ends.

"What we bring we leave it to you at 50%"

and then, in the sale, at 60-40.

"Don't tell your brother we met."

Will you promise me?

Oh!

Are you screwed up?

Take the money, let's fuck.

Sorry?

Motherfucker!

I saw Maui the other day, she's a piece of shit.

Forgive me, Maui, I've been a bastard to you and you don't deserve it.

I have brought you something.

What do you think I am, José?

What am I a whore?

That I need your money made of blood?

Get ready that you're going to Ibiza with the Blonde.

You stay in Madrid. Really?

We will!

(LAUGHS)

And who is this now?

The Italian. - Silvio!

Rock, one for you

and the other to put the Blonde and the star in the dungeon.

What if you want to marry me?

Jose, I can't get married.

I can't get married because I'm already married.

(Water running)

What's up, buddy?

Don't you shower?

(dramatic music)

You're the fag on TV, right?

No, no, what's up, you're wrong.

No?

Well I think yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, to my left

directly from Las Vegas, United States,

champion wrestling legend Miss Elisabeth!

(cheers)

It's big.

You do not know what it has cost to bring the American.

-Sebastián Ortiz, alias Sebas!

Come on, Sebastian!

(cheers)

Come on, fagot, come on!

Give it there, come on!

(Electronic music)

Let the combat begin!

(Campana)

¡Ah!

To the mud, send him to the mud, come on!

There, there, Sebas, go ahead, go ahead!

Good!

¡Uh!

Outside!

¡Eh!

You chose your wife well, congratulations.

Well, more like she chose me.

So she has worse taste than you.

-Come on, those little sardines, I like it that way!

We're getting married, Marcelo,

and I would like you to come to the wedding.

Man, thanks.

En Ibiza.

En Ibiza. Hmmm.

Come on, Sebastian!

They're giving you real hard, huh?

The golden boy can't seem to.

This Horacio is not going to like that they eat cake on his island.

Come on that crowd!

Also, he knows everyone.

Medium IBEX 35.

Judges, politicians...

He is a guy that everyone likes.

I really like meeting people too, you know.

I am a fan of your country

and in Andalusia there are wonderful beaches.

My bosses got their mouths watering with Ibiza,

but with Marbella they are going to quench their thirst.

We'll see, right?

¡Ah! ¡Ah!

¡Ah!

-We have a champion!

¡Elisabeth, eh!

Nothing, Sebas, get out!

Get out, bastard!

(cheers)

We will!

(Risa)

No no no!

It has been pathetic.

It's like Samson, stop messing with your brother and he loses all his strength.

No, you have to support him, eh? You have to support him.

Love, tell him what happened the day you said no.

That he asked me again.

Pigheaded. No, not that, the other.

Tell him, baby. (LAUGHS)

José Antonio, get me out of here throwing hosts.

We have spoken with your representative, everything is in order.

With my agent?

"Let's say you've had an accident,

you're going to be a motherfucker."

So be calm

and soon we'll get you out of there.

Do I have to wear a collar?

"Caballero".

Come.

"I have to leave you, but get me out throwing hosts"

for your dead

How are you doing? Motherfucking.

Put him there, please.

I swear I had a turnip, Carlitos, I swear.

Yes, yes and my ass is a table football.

what a bastard

If Marcelo has warned you , it is that he sees it very black.

Put more, come on, come on.

Put it in there, huh?

That they put these two in jail sucks

compared to what he's going to do to us if we touch a hair.

Go get some water, Carlitos.

Go get a couple of Cokes

to the fridge at the entrance, they take it away from you.

What do you want, that we crack?

If this Horacio doesn't even have half a host.

José,

With this guy neither dogs nor hosts are useful.

Well, nothing, then to fuck Ibiza.

That you can't, that you have to think a little.

When you can't, you can't. you're shitting yourself

Go with your brother, please leave us alone.

My brother has gone for Coca-Colas.

go away That I'm not leaving

It can't be done. It is done! It is done!

Crazy bitch. Voucher?

Yes we are going to do it and we are going to use our heads.

Perfect. OK, very good.

When they get out of jail, we'll get down to business, okay?

awesome.

Give us a kiss.

What do you need?

I want you to go to Ibiza.

You have to look for the weak point of this Mario Conde.

To who? You're looking for it, man.

My brother goes with you.

That he doesn't take drugs and if he takes drugs, I want to know, is that clear?

Clear.

See, Faustus,

We can't screw this up.

Good?

I'll take care.

(PERLA) "The doorman went to bring him a letter"

and saw water coming out from under the door

and called the fire department.

You have to be stupid.

One more minute and he doesn't count.

There were 5,000 bills all over the bathroom.

Excuse me, are you with the patient in 230?

Yes. Good.

This is so you don't miss anything. Thanks.

Excuse me, this is not a hotel.

Yes!

(LAUGHS)

How great, Carlos!

Delicious!

Wait, I'll take it off you're going to burn.

Have you chosen a place already?

(ISA) Ibiza, Cafe del Sol.

Mmm.

But that's a hippie place, right?

The boys say it's a very nice place.

Why don't you celebrate it at the club? (ISA) No.

If you want, I can talk to Sebastian who is a friend.

Dad, no thanks, it's already decided, no.

-Sure? -AHA.

-Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

-I don't know, the truth is, all this seems very hasty to me.

But you hardly even know each other.

-Why don't you...?

Why don't you think about it a little more calmly, calmly?

There is also no rush. -Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato.

Bueno.

If the boys love each other, what the rest of us say is useless.

Isabel, have you already forgotten what happened to you?

Didn't you have enough with Javi?

- Please, let's leave it.

Of.

Honey, all we want is for you not to go through the same thing again,

that you do not suffer -Look, it's fine.

It is done.

I'm telling you, I'm not asking for your permission.

We're getting married. -Dont be like that.

It will be in Ibiza or wherever we want.

-Of course. -Yeah right if.

-Always the same, wherever you want. -Yes effectively.

I ask you please. -Not where you want.

It will be a simple ceremony. -Please.

No posturing. -You always do what you want.

Yes, family, friends...

and my favorite person in the world.

(CARLOS) Garlic and water.

-Carlos, eat.

-What did you say, pretty?

Garlic and water. - Carlitos!

"And what... what does that mean?" Hmm?

What does that mean?

Honey, fuck off and suck it up, that's what it is.

- We'll talk, you and me.

(Suspense music)

I'm sorry, Isa, but Javier doesn't want to sign the divorce.

He says that if you don't go up, he won't sign your papers,

but something will happen to me

And well, it's not all bad news.

I have spoken with the judge in Ibiza and we have reached an agreement

to get your friends out of jail.

Very well.

-Now, it won't be cheap.

Is there a problem?

None, talk to José.

-Vale.

I would leave it for another time, it's a bit high.

Yes, I already know him.

-No no no. It is...

When I speak, you shut the fuck up and listen to me.

You sell everything.

I don't want a Banesto share.

'Cause that's the fucking Titanic and I'm not going to be the asshole.

to stay there until everything goes to hell, have you understood?

Yes? Well, work, damn it, come on.

(ISA) Do you think you are Michael Douglas?

But fat!

Do not call me that way.

How quickly you have come, my love.

Well, come on.

Let's see, who is the lucky one?

You don't know him.

I'm sure he's one of those badasses you like.

Where do you work, in a multinational, in a bank?

No, he sells cars.

Sell ​​cars!

Sell ​​cars!

Wonderful.

He'll have a good dick at least, I say.

You wanted to see me and you've already seen me. Can you fucking sign?

And what do I get in return?

Because, honey, I'm not going to divorce a sweetie like you.

Just like that. -Don't touch my balls, Javier.

Honey, we didn't say goodbye properly, you and me.

Hmm? Or what? -Come on, clean up.

I'm sure that shit is very good, isn't it?

He sells a lot of cars, doesn't he?

He's great, but why doesn't he fuck you like me?

No, he does it well.

One last time and I'm gone forever.

Or is it that your sweetheart is not worth a bad fuck?

(dramatic music)

Are you okay?

¡Ey!

You haven't opened your mouth all night.

Are you okay? Hmm.

If it's because of Caballero and la Rubia, Correa is already with it.

It's not going to be cheap, but our lawyer will get them out.

Mira,

Correa doesn't make me very funny.

By?

He no longer has anything from my father, it's a favor he's doing us.

We are doing him the favor , right?

José, he is not having a good run, but he is very good.

And what about your ex?

Signature or what?

I think not yet, but there will be no problem.

Maybe I have to take a shortcut and explain it to him myself.

(AXS Music "Calling help")

Fuck!

I have news of Caballero and la Rubia.

They release them. have.

Do you have to go after them? Nope.

The lawyer is coming.

Jose wants us to stay here.

Have you seen the hottie of a daughter she has?

She was aiming.

How do you know it's the daughter?

Roser Hernan, 20 years old.

Design student, friend of her friends.

It's her?

I'm in love.

I bind it.

You kill the old man and we share the inheritance.

How about?

(Paco Pil "Long live the party")

Come on, let's go.

(Continues "Viva la fiesta")

¡Caballero!

Damn, how I wanted this, dammit!

Come here!

Oh!

How are you?

Very good. You do not see me?

A toast, Rubia, to everyone.

I am from Palencia, I find glamor in anything.

Give me a cigarrette.

From here to Rome, huh?

Blonde. From here to Rome.

You have more lives than a cat, huh?

I'm glad.

(Electronic music)

He tells me that he brings motors, that he brings everything

and look what it brings.

So.

Well, for not saying no, well.

And this what?

Dale. A ver.

¡Ah!

Come on, take and what's left for sweets.

No man no. Come on, take it.

No, no. Yes!

I do this out of friendship.

Take it, Correa, if I pay, I can demand.

I do it for friendship. Take.

(ONE) Cógelo, come, cógelo.

Bueno.

Hey, whatever it takes, huh?

hey! hey!

Blonde, we have a little surprise for you.

Nope! Yes.

The fact that?

It's a surprise, it's going to blow your mind.

And for me there is no surprise?

Yes, for you, open bar farlopa

And a titanium septum when your nose is busted.

(laughs)

(TOSE BELT)

I want to know when you're going to blow that son of a bitch's head off.

Hmm, we're looking for a way now.

Looking for the way.

You are kidding.

The Miamis. You're a bunch of shit, that's what you are.

What are you looking!

And this what?

It's been like this since it came out.

You will see.

Let's see.

(Canción "All in your head")

Outside.

What's happening?

No, nothing is wrong with me.

Something's going to happen to you, damn it.

Nothing wrong with me, damn it.

Sir, what have they done to you?

This.

¡Guests of the hand!

Really?

Come on, come on, laugh.

It's a dick, man, a dick like a pot.

Don't fuck with me, I thought they broke your shit, dude.

I would have preferred it.

That's worse.

¡Eh!

Don't worry, I'll take care of this son of a bitch.

A son of a bitch, Horacio.

He is famous on TV, they call him the "Telecupón" fucker.

What a son of a bitch.

Does he fuck the ones from "Telecupon"?

"Telecupón", children's programs, "Teletienda", lo que pilla.

The bastard has an obsession.

It pays them the same as "Interviú".

The little girls take the dough

and they make sure that their parents don't see their boobs at the kiosk.

Some will resist, I say.

Some.

But sons of bitches like Horacio know how to find the exact figure

to turn Teresa of Calcutta into a party whore.

(laughs)

(Ambiental music)

ooh! -Look how they dance.

¡Eh!

¿Amnesia?

¿Amnesia?

Yes!

There's a foam party tonight at Amnesia.

Tomorrow we get up early. Y?

You are bitter, Fausti.

Did you know?

Where are you going?

Listen.

Sit down, I have something important to talk about.

Sit down, man.

I don't get involved anymore, you're watching me.

When this is ours, we're going to need someone to carry it.

We have it as a joke to show my brother that it's you and me.

Horacio's girl goes with a gorilla alone.

He is also a driver.

Two against one.

It's a sweet at the door of a school, damn it.

Besides, those cocks love chungos.

After?

Then I'll keep it until the father sucks

and if the father doesn't shy away,

You put five shots in it and fuck it.

Talk to José and tell me what he says.

No.

Faust.

Fausti, you're going to regret it, huh?

(radio time signal)

(RADIO) "Good morning, it's 10 in the morning, 9 in the Canary Islands."

"This Tuesday we will reach 28 degrees."

Sebas!

It's late, dude.

(horn beeps)

(tension music)

Roser. We know each other?

I'm Sebas, a big fan of yours. Hears.

You and I are going to leave here as if we were boyfriends.

Voucher? Very quiet.

Yes?

Please leave me alone. Quiet.

That I don't say anything, but let me out. Quiet.

oh! Get it off me!

Get it off me!

What are you telling me? I swear I'll kill him.

If you don't kill him, I'll kill him.

This fucking Sebas always screwing up.

Balls!

I'm going to talk to Caballero.

Call the Italian, arrange a meeting with his boss.

I sweat it.

Chao, Isa. Chao.

"Notify John's Ledian, huh?".

"Watch out for that Horace

who has contacts with the police, the judges...".

"Don't play it."

"Just in case you don't drink or water, I don't trust that sucker."

(PEARL) ¡Titi!

Ven.

Skinny ass, I'm calling you.

Ven, you.

Ven.

Let's see.

Let's see how this lipstick looks on you.

Wow, how pretty! -Pearl.

Shhh! -Pearl.

No, let me finish. -Pearl.

-Let me finish, I'm tired of seeing you white as a wall.

Jose came to see you.

He didn't say a word, but he was screwed.

Next time he's going to screw up more.

-How? -I screwed up, Pearl,

but the next one did not fail.

motherfucker,

no man deserves even to think about it.

Look at me.

Look at me.

And much less Jose Antonio.

Give me a hug.

Give me a hug. How many hugs have I asked you for?

Zero. Take advantage of.

Look, here I am.

Lady.

Oh! Oh, how beautiful, smiling!

Come on, come on, give me a hug!

(LAUGHING) Come, come!

No seas...

Gracias.

(Suspense music)

Jose, sorry.

Hey, we're going to fix this. Are you okay?

Yes, I am worried.

All right, then be still.

(tension music)

Hi there. Mr Ortiz?

yes accompany me

(Suspense music)

(SPEAKS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE)

Very well.

Wait here.

What are you doing, trunk?

Can't you talk or what?

You don't have a mouth.

Hello.

Mr. Hernán is waiting for you upstairs.

Tell the mute something that...

¿Hola?

Jose Antonio.

You are exactly as I imagined you.

How?

So.

Mmm.

He wants to drink something?

Yes, a beer.

With his fame

I admit that I was not surprised that he tried to take my girl,

but that bungling of your brother I understand.

Yes, good.

We all have a bad day from time to time, right?

Don't worry.

And how is my brother?

Good.

Silvio wanted to take him for a boat ride.

It seems that they have become very good friends.

Normal, knowing Sebas...

Health.

Well, well... now that we're partners,

You can see to it that my brother arrives safely.

Members?

Yes and that I recover everything that has been stolen from me

Why is a problem.

Of course.

Clear.

And in return I can help you get the...

the missing chrome in your collection.

I really appreciate the confidence you have in yourself,

but I don't see how it can help me.

Janet.

I don't know who you're talking about.

We are in confidence, right?

¿Mmm?

A different girl, a special girl, yes, but come on...

In addition, she is married.

Yes, with the son of the owner of his competition,

of the Velasco Hotels. AHA.

I can't imagine how she could accept.

She's very pretty, yes, but I don't think...

It's just that not everything can be bought with money, Horacio,

and that's where I come in.

that can't stand it

their pain with his love.

that can't stand it

the pain with his love.

(children's music)

What?

That he would have preferred you to blow his head off.

What a son of a great bitch.

Have you talked to her? Yes.

¿Y?

The only thing that matters to me is that she is safe, the rest does not matter to me.

That's my thing, "okay?".

(JANET)

Very well! Hey?

What fun! What yes?

(MAN) All right, Janet, we're done.

Let's pack up, guys.

Thank you all.

Gracias.

Will I be able to wear them at the wedding?

If we operate on you this week, I think so.

What do you say? How many do I wear?

I think a couple of sizes more would be perfect, huh?

No, better three, right?

Or better five, already put.

Let's see,

which one do you ask the most?

The "Baywatch".

Let's see.

No.

No.

No.

Not because it would be like putting a dwarf on each tit.

-And in the end it ends up hurting the back.

Something more discreet, but sexy, eh?

Sexy. - Vale.

Look. -Voucher.

Happy? -A lot, but you tell José

that these boobs are mine and I pay for them.

If you want, give me a car.

Isn't that Anita from TV? -It will be, here they all come.

My father has seen more naked celebrities than Julio Iglesias.

What about you? You have the wedding dress, right?

Tell me, please, what signature it is.

Money, right? She has cost you money.

Tell me if it is long or short. I don't have the divorce papers.

What?

Damn it's making it difficult for you.

You have to promise me you 're not going to say anything to José.

He says he won't sign if I don't sleep with him.

A son of a bitch.

Fuck!

You don't want to, of course.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

(they knock on the door)

(CARMEN) I'm going! Butane!

Hello! How are you? What? What do you say?

Hello. (ISA) Hello.

-The food is ready!

Hi Mom!

Ole Ole! oops! Let's see him see you.

Delicious. (CARLITOS) Did you bring cakes?

-How handsome! Hey?

Cakes no, but do you want chocolate palm trees?

- How you spoil it.

How are you, Carlos, studying or what?

-I'm hungry. oh!

(LAUGHS)

Where is this? In his room.

(Sighs)

What? How are you?

Good.

I've swallowed more water than an asshole,

but otherwise, motherfucking.

Don't fuck with me, Sebas! Don't fuck with me, huh?

What the hell were we left with?

Fucking drugs!

José, no fucking drugs or anything, I swear on my dead!

Which has nothing to do with it. She thought it was a good idea.

I was convinced that it could turn out well and we fucked the old man,

but I haven't even touched the other, I swear.

I know I screwed up.

Next time you call me and ask me.

Come on, cool down!

What the hell do you have a head for?

Come on, come on, come on.

(dramatic music)

Well Elizabeth,

How are you dealing with the issue of papers?

Oh, well, we're going to sign them tomorrow.

A toast or something, right? Men!

Long live the bride and groom!

Health. There, for the sister-in-law.

(tension music)

¡Ey!

Be alright, huh?

AHA. You are calm?

Yes.

He's upstairs waiting. What's up?

OK, it's OK.

What's up?

How are you?

It is normal for children to drool looking at it.

They're coming, Jose. Very well, then we're off, come on.

We will.

(barks)

(tension music)

(music stops)

Let's go? Of course.

Are you okay?

(Suspense music)

We will?

How are you?

I'm getting nervous, can you believe it?

Don't worry, you 've come here today to enjoy yourself.

Do you want to drink something to relax?

Yes, it will be good for me.

How well you live, right? Football player.

You are right.

It's weird to me, you know? So so cold.

I'm more into taking them out to dinner, chatting with them a bit.

Anyway. Well, today you have to enjoy.

Health. Cheers, partner.

Good? Good.

José cannot know anything about this.

Ledian, stay here.

It is?

No, Paco, Paco, stay, we're among friends, okay?

(tension music)

Well, come on, there you have it.

Enjoy it.

Hello, Janet.

Hola.

Men!

You are more beautiful naturally.

Gracias.

Are you really here because you want to?

If you have come with a friend.

Hmm. Hi Javier.

Hola.

Why do you want to kiss me.

You like it right? The idea. -Yes.

Pork!

¡Ah! ¡Ah!

What are you doing? Paco!

¡Paco!

Don't move, dude, don't move.

Take. -Oh!

You son of a bitch!

(barks)

¡Ah! ¡Ah!

Paco! What are you doing?

¡Ah!

Let go of me, you son of a bitch!

-¡Marcos!

Drop that gun, you son of a bitch, or I'll blow your brains out, motherfucker!

Drop your weapon!

Let go of me, you son of a bitch!

I kill you!

Let's see, we're going to sign some papers, come on.

¡Ah!

Do not sleep.

Do you want a whiskey? What have you given me?

What is this?

honey, love

Business.

What are you doing?

Xavier, sign. -I've done?

(ISA) Signature, damn it! -Oh!

You sign , damn, sign, fuck, sign!

(BLONDE) Be firm, man!

He's... wanting to party.

I'm going to give him a party, right?

¿Eh?

This is bullshit. -I knew you didn't have eggs.

¡Ah!

(BLONDE) But I do.

¡Ah!

¡Ah! ¡Ah!

We want you enjoying yourself, Rober.

Motherfucker!

¡Ah!

Have you got to the bone? -No, it was a cut of nothing.

Besides, he deserved it.

With this we have Horacio caught by the balls.

God, how good Ibiza suits me.

It's ours, Robert.

We will!

Brutal, brutal.

This must be kept well.

It's a mutual fund, dammit.

Toma.

You're getting married in Ibiza like hippies!

You have been spectacular.

When I get to Madrid, I'll make a copy and give it to you.

Very good work. Perfect.

Thank you very much.

You have more balls than Joan of Arc.

You really like shrimp.

Everything's fine?

I have to ask you something else.

Of course whatever you want. Come with me.

Is that it?

Er, Maui, friend, friend, friend.

They see that they are going to wake up.

Cabrona, I'm lame, I can't with you.

Ven.

Maui. (WHISPERS) Hello.

How are you?

I just... I have to go.

Goodbye, ma'am.

Well, I'm glad you're better.

Much.

Incredible.

I spoke with Caballero and he told me that...

who has a job for you on TV as a dancer.

You have not understood... anything.

Maui, I'm not going to take responsibility for what you've done.

It is that you are not responsible.

It's me.

I fell in love with you.

I'm going to marry Isaac.

I don't care what you do.

Cásate.

That doesn't mean I don't care about you.

Jose, go away.

Go away, Jose.

Goodnight.

We will!

(Bustle)

(Salsa music)

-Long live the bride and groom!

¡Uh!

We will!

handsome!

¡Ole!

Health!

(cheers)

¡Uh!

Hit it there, tiger! Hey!

¡Give it hard!

(TODOS) ¡Eh, eh, eh, eh!

¡Eh, eh, eh, eh!

How handsome you are, come on!

Handsome!

Come here, bastard!

Sir, to your horses.

What are new, fagot!

Fantastic!

Now I present it to you.

One day I promised you this and it has been fulfilled, eh?

Look how pretty mom! Mother!

Record it well! Record it well! Look how they dance!

Give it there!

Garlic and water! Garlic and water, of course!

Let's go!

(Animated music)

The boy is getting married!

That mom who dances, huh!

¡Dale, dale!

Down down!

¡Epa!

The mother-in-law, take.

One yes, one yes, one yes. No no no.

Let's see. How am I going to drink this?

Open your mouth, you'll see.

But if you know, if the mother-in-law knows!

Zero! ¡Ay, la mama!

You are a brute.

Congratulations, bastard.

oh! I know, I know.

Thanks. I'm happy for you.

This my man.

(photo shot)

(photo shot)

(photo shot)

(photo shot)

I'm glad they finally got to be partners.

no need for brawls.

(photo shot)

(Phone)

(Phone)

National Police, tell me.

-Ahead.

Here you go.

Marcelo Ortega, the man of the Colombians in Madrid.

(Blondie "One way or another")

Well, we're all here.

We can start fucking their balls.

(Blondie "One way or another")

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