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Look, my client is innocent.
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Regina Mae Babcock
loved her husband.
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- But he was 95 years old.
- Exactly.
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Why else would a beautiful young
woman marry a rich old man,
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if she wasn't in love?
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Mr. White,
isn't it true
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you're trying to get the crime
scene investigation thrown out?
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- Will Ms. Babcock be taking the stand?
- Mr. White! Mr. White?
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Will you be
coming over for dinner?
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Ryan, can't you see
that I am busy right now?
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Well, you refuse
to return my phone calls.
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What do you want for dinner,
seriously... crab cakes,
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or the salmon puffs
I made for Christmas?
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Answer the question!
What do you want for dinner?
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Season 1, Episode 12
"Kangaroo Court"
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Hey...
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G...! Don't do that!
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Nervous, huh?
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Only the whole world
is watching, Sheldon.
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Which is exactly
why I made you
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a "Sheldon's party
planning" baseball cap.
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I am not wearing that.
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Look, the media's already
turning this into a circus.
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Yeah, you're right.
Murder trial.
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A woman's life
is hanging in the balance.
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Oh! There's Dr. Liebes.
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He's one of the world's
leading poisoning experts.
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He's the only thing that stands
between my client and life in prison.
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Uh, Dr. Liebes!
Thank you so much for coming.
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- How was the flight?
- I'm dehydrated.
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Oh, can I grab you
a glass of water?
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From the pitcher
that everybody has access to?
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Do I look like
a moron?
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Well, you're probably
about sun poisoning, too...
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Especially with that hairline.
Here, have a hat.
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Uh, Daniel, I believe you know
my lovely wife, Megan.
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Hi, Danny.
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Megan?
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I don't think I've seen you since
Ryan and Alison's ill-fated wedding?
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Wow! Sheldon?
You remember Megan?
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- She was one of Alison's bridesmaids.
- I apologize.
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I'm pretty sure I did all
the bridesmaids at Ryan's wedding,
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and I don't remember you.
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Danny, could you do
something about this, please?
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I definitely requested
reserved seating for this trial,
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now they're telling me
it's festival seating?
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I mean, sweet Mary,
Mother of... Megan.
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Hello, Ryan.
It's been a while.
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Kim, this is Megan.
She's Ryan's ex-wife's best friend.
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Uh, Dr. Liebes and I have to go
discuss his testimony, so, uh...
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If you'll excuse us.
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You know, Ryan, I don't think
I've seen you since...
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You testified against me
in my own divorce proceedings?
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I'll just let you two
catch up, then.
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So, how's Alison doing?
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Not that I'm deeply invested,
I'm just making small talk.
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Well, she's with a new guy now.
A pilot.
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It's nice to see her with somebody
so successful for a change.
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A pilot?
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Well, that sounds...
Nice, I suppose,
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though they do have
an increased mortality rate.
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Well, he's not really a pilot.
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He owns a small airline.
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I've never
seen her so happy.
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And what about you?
Who's new in your life?
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Well, I did just recently have
a sexual relationship with my therapist,
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which... didn't work out.
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So... alone again?
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Well, I'm sure Alison won't
be surprised to hear that.
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She will be surprised to learn that
Ryan has a smoking-hot new girlfriend.
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Go ahead, Ryan, tell her.
That's okay. Let me handle it.
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She's hot, she's tall,
she's leggy,
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with the flexibility
of a Korean gymnast,
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and as eager to please
as a labrador.
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- Sheldon, please...
- Oh, no, he's so modest.
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In fact, sometimes, he can't
believe how smokin' she is.
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And the sex!
Oh, ho, ho...
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Ho-ho, ho-ho!
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Sometimes, we actually have to unhook
her ankles from behind her ears.
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She sounds
too good to be true.
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- I hope I get to meet her.
- Yeah. Me too.
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- Oh, you already have. It's Kim.
- What?
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Really?
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Wow. You are
very pretty.
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Getting older's
going to be hard for you.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, now, come. I think
she has a few good years.
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In fact, I'm surprised you don't
recognize her from her Maxim cover.
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Go ahead, Kim... squeeze those bad boys
together, maybe it'll jog her memory.
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I think the trial's
about to start.
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Kim? Good luck.
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Well, I don't know why
everyone's so bent out of shape.
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It's just
one little lie.
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We're not all natural-born
liars like you, man.
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I think
I wet myself back there.
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- Ew.
- Just a bit.
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And ankles behind the ears?
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Do you have any idea
how insulting that is?
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Well, I thought
it was a compliment.
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Besides, I just
couldn't sit by,
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and watch my brother
take it in the nutsack.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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I believe that's the first time
you've acknowledged I have balls.
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And now Megan
will report back to Alison
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that Ryan's been banging
a broad from Maxim.
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- Hmm? Everybody's happy.
- Except the broad from Maxim.
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Okay, I want all the dirt.
Did the maid take the stand?
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Is she lying about
where she found the body?
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And what about the gardener?
Is it true he's a cross-dresser?
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The world deserves to know!
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Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
Nancy cornered me for an interview.
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You know,
Nancy Grace? CNN?
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I call her "Nancy" now.
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Wow. You must have
the inside track on everything.
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Is it true that Regina
was sleeping with the poolboy?
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Can't say a word.
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The judge put a gag order
on the proceedings today.
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Someone has been selling
inside information to TMZ.
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Do they
have any idea who?
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I mean,
that's terrible.
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Some people have
no respect for privacy.
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Ryan, how
are you doing?
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Look, I know this is probably
the last thing you need right now,
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but I had no idea
Victor was married to Megan.
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I'm surprised anyone
is married to Megan.
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Well, yeah, considering
she never puts out.
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Oh, by the way, Victor is incredibly
skittish about eating out,
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so I invited him and Megan over
for dinner tomorrow night.
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Small problem with that. Turns out
I'm not your girlfriend anymore.
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- What?
- Sheldon told Megan I'm dating Kim.
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Megan's been grinding Ryan about
how well Alison's been doing.
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I just couldn't leave him standing
there like a ball-less wonder.
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So you just gave away
my girlfriend?
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Yeah. And made me
a total slut.
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Well, that part's
kinda nice.
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But still, you know, that's no excuse.
What am I gonna do?
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It's easy. You just lie.
You tell him your girlfriend died.
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Stop trying to kill Kim.
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Look, I can't cancel.
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Victor's
incredibly paranoid.
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Devoting his life to studying
how people poison each other
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has given him some
major trust issues.
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What are you doing?
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Wait!
This isn't my purse.
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Well, hello again!
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I'm surprised.
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- You guys are eating here?
- Oh, I'm not.
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I don't like the way the busboy
looked at me, but she's a risk-taker.
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We're really looking forward
to coming over for dinner.
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In fact, it would be great
if Ryan and Kim could join us.
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I'd just love to hear what could have
possibly brought you two together.
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You know, I'm not sure
that's such a great idea.
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Is there some reason you
don't want witnesses there?
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No. Uh, the more,
the merrier.
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Oh, honey, looks like our table's ready.
I'm starving.
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Fine. No French-kissing
for 12 hours.
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What a mess!
What am I gonna do?
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If Dr. Liebes finds out that we're
all lying to him, he'll never testify.
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Okay, before everybody freaks out,
okay, this is totally doable.
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I could convince these guys that Kim
and Ryan are a happy, happy couple.
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How? I just peed myself again!
Oh, just a drop.
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Wait a minute. If we do this...
Who's gonna be my girlfriend?
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Fine. But you're
wearing a condom.
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Now, if we're gonna
pull this dinner off,
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we need to be prepared.
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These are your dossiers.
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Know your backstories
like your life depended on it.
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- Kim, when's your birthday?
- April 25th.
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No! May 16th.
You're already dead.
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What? Why can't I use
my real birthday?
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Mm, mm, no. Too confusing.
Look, I know what I'm doing.
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None of you have told
the lies that I have told.
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None of you have pretended to have seen
the things that I have pretended to see.
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Hey! I saved Kim's life?
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Yes. In a swimsuit shoot
in Southeast Asia.
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- I modeled in Japan?
- Yeah. You have quite the following.
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There are several websites
dedicated to you.
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You can check it,
I have built them.
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I was gay until I met Nikki?
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That's not the first time
I turned a guy.
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Wait.
It was the other way around.
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Honestly, Sheldon,
this is ridiculous.
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Why don't you
just tell Victor the truth?
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Because he won't trust me,
therefore, he won't testify,
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and my client
will go to jail.
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And then Megan
will talk to Alison
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and they'll somehow twist it
to make me look like a loser.
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Look.
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I've never left anyone behind,
and I'm not about to start now.
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That's why I'm here.
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I'm gonna help you,
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I'm gonna be with you
all the way.
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That's what I do.
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Here you go, doctor.
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You didn't expect me
to drink that, did you?
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I just opened it.
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That's what the poor tourists
in Costa Rica thought,
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until their wine turned out
to be spiked with arsenic.
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- I can assure you, it's perfectly safe.
- We'll see!
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My little pill
will tell.
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Down the hatch!
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I gotta say, Kim, I'm surprised
by your relationship.
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I thought Ryan would go
for more of a brainy type.
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No. No, I...
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I like 'em dumb now.
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Yeah, dumb and flexible,
that's me.
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And I need a drink.
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Oh, Kim! Are you sure
you don't want a sake?
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Remember? It's your favorite
drink, from when you modeled?
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- Right, in China.
- Japan.
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Right, Japan.
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I'm so dumb,
I get them confused.
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Remember? That's
where you met Ryan.
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There were a couple
of yakuza gentlemen
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who were getting
fresh with you?
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Right! Right.
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You swept in, like Superman!
But dressed like Clark Kent.
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He shoved a chopstick
right up their noses,
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drilled it right into
his brain cavity.
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He was dead before
he hit the floor.
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Well, that's not
the Ryan I remember.
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Once, he and Alison were mugged,
and he pushed her and ran.
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Well, I didn't have
any chopsticks.
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Speaking of Alison, um,
does she ever mention me or...
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Not that he's interested.
Ryan, sidebar.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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You're not in love with Alison,
you're in love with Kim.
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I don't know
who I'm in love with anymore.
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Oh, you're gonna be in love with
who I tell you you're in love with.
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Okay, you're right. This isn't just
about me, it's about helping Danny.
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Okay.
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God, I love you!
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Oh... Danny! No, no, it's okay,
you're gonna be all right.
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Early Parkinson's.
236
00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:17,731
- I just gave you Parkinson's.
- What?
237
00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:21,001
- Look, what are you doing?
- He's kissing my girlfriend!
238
00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:23,675
No. He's kissing
his girlfriend for you!
239
00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:26,773
You should be kissing his ass
for kissing your girlfriend.
240
00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:30,542
You're right.
I have been so selfish.
241
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:33,388
Come here, babe!
242
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,281
Okay, that's enough,
that's enough.
243
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:43,369
That's enough?
I'm your girlfriend!
244
00:11:43,377 --> 00:11:45,830
Why are you always
pushing me away?
245
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:50,124
Uh, because I've been so busy
with work and... the case.
246
00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:52,599
- And Marcel?
- What? Who's Marcel?
247
00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:55,481
Geez, does nobody read
the stuff I prepared?
248
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:58,749
Don't play innocent!
I checked your phone.
249
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,993
You played squash with
him twice last week.
250
00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:04,336
Maybe that's why
you never make love to me.
251
00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:07,231
So much for praying
the gay away!
252
00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,281
What are you doing?
253
00:12:09,204 --> 00:12:10,800
Keeping it real.
Having a couples' fight.
254
00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:13,880
Well, stop it! The whole point of this was
to make Victor think he can trust me,
255
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,798
and now he just thinks
I'm dating a crazy woman.
256
00:12:15,863 --> 00:12:19,094
Of course I'm crazy!
I just realized I'm a beard!
257
00:12:29,853 --> 00:12:31,388
What are you doing here?
258
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,452
Just waiting for the bathroom.
259
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:37,331
You and Ryan.
Who would've thought?
260
00:12:37,244 --> 00:12:40,098
You know, Alison used to tell me
some crazy stories.
261
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:43,063
Does he still sometimes
shave his legs?
262
00:12:44,492 --> 00:12:46,408
Yeah, and...
263
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,399
And, sometimes,
we like to shave 'em together.
264
00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:53,434
And is it true what Alison said
about Ryan's size?
265
00:12:54,343 --> 00:12:55,443
His what?
266
00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:59,022
You know...
267
00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:02,190
I've always found it
to be...
268
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,944
- Average.
- That's average to you?
269
00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:07,419
How do you even have sex
with something like that?
270
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,522
Well, when you...
when you love someone...
271
00:13:11,371 --> 00:13:13,980
Whether it's... too big?
272
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,919
Small?
273
00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:22,737
You find a way
to just make it work.
274
00:13:22,613 --> 00:13:24,938
So he finds a way
to satisfy you?
275
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,171
Oh, Lord, yes!
276
00:13:28,192 --> 00:13:31,226
Uh, he's a tiger in the sack.
277
00:13:31,952 --> 00:13:34,986
And the post-sex crying,
that doesn't bother you?
278
00:13:35,303 --> 00:13:37,704
I think it's really sweet.
279
00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,461
You're a lucky
man, Danny.
280
00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:45,303
That Nikki's
a real firecracker.
281
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,195
I love a woman who runs hot.
282
00:13:50,592 --> 00:13:54,810
If I were you...
I'd forget Marcel.
283
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,867
Well, we're...
284
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,436
Working it out.
285
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,194
It's complicated.
286
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,100
Sheldon... I think
they're buying it.
287
00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:05,659
How do you all these lies straight
under all this pressure?
288
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,060
Oh, this is nothing.
289
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,836
There was a time,
back in '98,
290
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:12,532
when I got caught with my pants
down with another man's wife.
291
00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:15,882
There I was, staring down
the barrel of a shotgun.
292
00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:20,456
By the time I left, he thought
I'd saved his life in the Navy.
293
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:23,078
Still get Christmas cards
from him.
294
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:25,600
They should give awards
for this stuff.
295
00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:28,896
You know, when I was a kid, he actually
had me convinced he was James Bond.
296
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,595
Poor chap didn't
figure it out till he was 17.
297
00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:36,819
Kim's nice.
298
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:40,065
You've really grown.
I'm happy for you.
299
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:43,501
Oh, I'm happy for you, too.
You know, that Victor's so tall, and...
300
00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:44,824
Totally not crazy.
301
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:50,605
And it's great to see that you
have finally gotten over Alison.
302
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:55,016
Pfft. Well, you know me.
Divorced... deceased...
303
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,859
- Same thing.
- Well, good for you.
304
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,812
'Cause, you know, I thought
you were gonna come all unhinged
305
00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:02,831
when you heard
she was getting married.
306
00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:05,121
Married?
307
00:15:05,415 --> 00:15:07,182
Alison? Wow.
308
00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:10,047
Well, that's incredible news!
I mean, I can't believe it.
309
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,095
Or move.
310
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,084
Or breathe.
311
00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:15,203
You okay?
312
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:16,848
No, I'm terrific!
I'm terrific.
313
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,880
In fact, let's share this
wonderful news with the world!
314
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,272
Hey, guys!
315
00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:22,781
My testicle-crushing ex-wife
is getting married!
316
00:15:23,926 --> 00:15:27,554
Oh! What a coincidence!
Both of you are getting married!
317
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:29,109
Both who?
318
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,442
Well, who do you think?
Ryan and Kim.
319
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:33,065
He proposed to her
last week.
320
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,598
Where's the engagement ring?
321
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:38,191
Must've lost it while my ankles
were behind my ears.
322
00:15:39,051 --> 00:15:42,119
Really? And how
did you propose?
323
00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:44,716
I don't know. I said some
words, dropped some poetry.
324
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:46,811
Who cares? Ugh.
325
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:48,894
He gets so emotional, huh?
326
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,161
Let me tell it.
It's very romantic.
327
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:53,895
It was "Ladies' lane free"
at the bowling alley...
328
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,896
He got down on one knee,
329
00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:59,078
in front of
the whole bowling alley,
330
00:15:58,987 --> 00:16:01,988
and he said,
"I've got a spare..."
331
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,403
"Place in my heart."
332
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:10,325
I can't believe it!
333
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,676
Your brother's getting married
before us...
334
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,529
...And I'm pregnant!
335
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:17,958
I'm gonna go lie down. Heh.
336
00:16:19,452 --> 00:16:21,828
Pregnant? Nice touch.
337
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,969
Now, don't go
off-book again.
338
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,946
How you doing, honey?
339
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,307
Congratulations
on your engagement.
340
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:38,394
Ryan is a lucky man.
I used to be a lucky man.
341
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:41,028
Come on...
It's almost over.
342
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:42,599
And as soon
as Victor's convinced
343
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,640
the chocolate cake isn't
laced with rat poison,
344
00:16:44,578 --> 00:16:46,811
he'll have dessert
and go home.
345
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:48,989
I guess you're right.
346
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:52,363
By the way, is there something you
want to tell me about Ryan's penis?
347
00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:53,911
Oh, you heard?
348
00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:55,849
Yeah, it's true.
349
00:16:57,347 --> 00:17:02,618
I appreciate everything you're
doing to help me save this case.
350
00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:10,230
Holy...
351
00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:12,566
Victor?
352
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:14,522
Excuse me. I-I-I-I just came
to use the bathroom.
353
00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:17,957
I-I-I-I was just congratulating
Kim on her engagement...
354
00:17:17,816 --> 00:17:19,537
Perfectly harmless.
355
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,172
I'm gay, you know.
356
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:30,896
So, Alison's wedding
is on July 21st.
357
00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:32,580
How about you guys?
Have you set a date?
358
00:17:32,506 --> 00:17:34,001
July 20th.
359
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,636
I guess we win.
360
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:42,383
Great. By then, my little Tyke
will be running around without a dad.
361
00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:44,440
- I need some vodka.
- Uh, Nikki?
362
00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:47,542
I don't think it's a good idea
for you to drink in your condition.
363
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,048
Why not?
I took a cab here.
364
00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:57,556
I am sorry, but I cannot be party
to this charade any longer.
365
00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:59,222
Nikki, you're too good a woman
not to know this,
366
00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,733
but while I was upstairs,
I saw Danny kissing Kim.
367
00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:04,344
What?
368
00:18:04,274 --> 00:18:06,417
So you do like women?
369
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:09,028
- How could you, with a baby on the way?
- Yeah!
370
00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:10,537
You bitch.
371
00:18:10,804 --> 00:18:14,138
Well, the way you treated
Danny, you drove him to me!
372
00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:16,750
It's always the people
you trust the most.
373
00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:20,307
Ryan, stay calm. Whatever
you do, don't get upset.
374
00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:21,493
Get upset.
375
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,452
Wha-a-a-at?
376
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,441
That's terrible!
377
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:34,261
And...
378
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,865
And I'm very mad!
379
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:41,251
Let's all calm down!
380
00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:44,830
Let's go, Megan.
381
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,366
We're gonna catch
the morning flight.
382
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:49,415
No! Dr. Liebes, you can't leave!
You're testifying in the morning.
383
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,224
The only way I would
testify tomorrow morning
384
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:53,680
is if Nikki was on trial
for murdering you.
385
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:57,123
- Let's go.
- Stop! Wait.
386
00:18:57,349 --> 00:18:59,933
Look, the truth is,
I'm not with Kim.
387
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,504
I find her
really, really obnoxious.
388
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:07,295
We were just pretending to be
together, to impress Megan,
389
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:10,006
so she would tell Alison
that I'm doing really well.
390
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:14,733
Look, Danny had nothing to do
with this, so don't punish him.
391
00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:16,169
Ryan...
392
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,920
It's nice that you're covering
for your brother...
393
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,770
But you suck as a liar.
394
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:21,988
Let's go.
395
00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:24,499
And... Cut!
396
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:28,581
- That was incredible.
- What are you talking about?
397
00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:29,815
Well, the show!
398
00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:33,229
You're on a reality show
for a major network.
399
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,123
Look! We're all mic'ed.
400
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:38,207
Wave to the camera, people.
Eddy, Bill...
401
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:39,326
Ping-Lau.
402
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:42,621
- This was a reality show?
- Yeah.
403
00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:45,745
I love reality shows.
404
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,754
Is it like "Real Housewives"?
That's my favorite.
405
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:51,344
See? I knew Kim would never
go for a guy like Ryan!
406
00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:53,522
See, now, this...
this all makes sense!
407
00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,597
Of course, huh?
408
00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:59,795
Now, I will need you to sign a release
form before we go to air, but, uh...
409
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:03,239
Yeah, we can work that all out
tomorrow at the courthouse, yeah.
410
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,658
I told you!
411
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,778
I'll never leave a man behind.
412
00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:19,390
Mr. White! How do you feel now
that you've won the case?
413
00:20:19,274 --> 00:20:22,508
Vindicated. I've always
maintained my client's innocent,
414
00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,679
and now she's free
to marry her new fiance,
415
00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:26,371
sir Edmund Dickenson.
416
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,216
Do you feel that Dr. Liebes' testimony
was crucial to the verdict?
417
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,136
Of course. Couldn't have
done it without him.
418
00:20:32,055 --> 00:20:35,308
Is it true Dr. Liebes
is starring in a reality show?
419
00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:37,980
Yes. There's a website for it.
You can check.
420
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:43,165
Is it true you left your pregnant
girlfriend for your lover, Marcel?
421
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,751
No comment.
422
00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:46,948
Mr. White!
Just one more quick question!
423
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:51,548
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