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So I was thinking.
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Maybe I could barbecue some
of my salt-rubbed ribs,
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or, if you'd prefer, my
steak-and-pepper chili.
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Ribs sound good.
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So you don't like my chili?
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How long have you been sitting on that one?
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Who cares what we eat? We're
watching the fight.
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Let's get pizza.
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All right. It's a lot of trouble, but fine.
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I'll make pizza.
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Uh, hold on, guys.
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[Beep]
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Hey! You're not gonna believe this.
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I finally got us
reservations at that new restaurant, noir.
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Is that place where you
eat in total darkness?
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Yeah. They say your sense of taste.
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Is heightened when you can't see.
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I have brothers. I learned at a young age.
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Not to open my mouth with my eyes closed.
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The place is packed every night!
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Yeah. Or it's empty and no one knows.
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Because it's dark in there.
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Come on, it's gonna be fun.
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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W... tonight?
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I didn't know we had plans.
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It's Saturday night,
Danny. That's date-night.
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We have plans for the
rest of our relationship.
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Right. [Chuckles] Of course.
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Um, hold on one sec.
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[Beep]
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Sorry, guys, I got plans with Kim tonight.
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But it's Saturday
night. That's guys' night!
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How clueless are you?
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Apparently, it's a
given when you're dating.
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Says who? Alison and I were
together five years.
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I never saw her Saturday night.
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She called it "Alison Night,".
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Which, as it turns out, was
really "Robert's Night".
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We're your brothers!
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Why do we always get your off-peak hours?
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That's not true.
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Look, I'm wide-open Monday night.
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[Scoffs] Monday?
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What kind of half-assed night is that?
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Monday is cousin night, at best.
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All right. I'll see what I can do.
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Hang on. [Beep]
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Hey, hon. You know, I'm
actually kind of beat,
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but, hey, why don't I
take you out Monday night?
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Monday night?
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What am I, your cousin?
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You're right. Heh. What was I thinking.
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Hang on one sec.
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[Beep] She's not buying it. I'm stuck.
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Excuse me?
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You're "Stuck" with me?
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Are you seeing your brothers tonight?
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Uh, nothing personal, but
he has more fun with us.
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I never said that.
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Danny! I think you clicked "Conference."
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Thanks, Ryan.
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Look, why don't we
all do something together?
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[All three]: No!
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[Kim]: Come on, this is my night.
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[Sheldon]: Every night's your night.
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- I'm his girlfriend.
- We're his brothers!
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[Kim]: Well, he wants to be with me.
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[Sheldon]: He doesn't know what he...
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But I was going to make pizza!
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[Thwap]
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[♪]
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Look, Mac. I'm not gonna lie to you.
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The prosecution has some new evidence.
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They found your wife...
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Impossible!
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'S car.
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I was going to say "They
found your wife's car."
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Oh...
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Oh. But I bet they didn't find my wife.
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Good guess.
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Okay, that's the fourth time.
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You've checked your
e-mail in the last 10 minutes.
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So what's going on?
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It's Kim.
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And my brothers.
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Well, that's different.
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They're all mad at me. I can't win.
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When I'm with Kim, Sheldon
and Ryan are jealous.
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When I'm with my
brothers, Kim gets jealous.
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So everyone wants their "Danny time."
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And yet I'm the only one paying for it.
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I just hate it when everyone's mad at me.
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Yeah, you know what, Danny?
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I'm getting a little
concerned about your need to be liked,
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and I'm kind of hoping it doesn't extend.
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To the prosecutor.
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See, the problem is,
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there's only 24 hours in a day.
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Now, if there were two of me,
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I could keep everyone satisfied.
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Well, throw in a third. Maybe
he can work on my case.
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You're right.
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You're right. Let's get back to work.
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Ahem. How do you explain that they found.
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Your DNA in the trunk of your wife's car?
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You know, the funny thing about that is,
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it actually had
nothing to do with the murder.
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[♪]
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Coffee?
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In my tea shop? Have some respect.
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Yeah! Next time, bring me a latte.
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This oolong crap gives me the squirts.
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Ah, you know what? Don't
start with me, ladies.
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I just lost a huge sale.
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For one of my
big-and-tall caskets.
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I was all set to bury a
pair of siamese twins,
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then the widows
decided to have them separated.
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What a bummer.
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Together, they equaled
one great, big fat, guy.
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If you're looking for Danny, he's not here.
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And, um, I'm seeing him for lunch.
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Well, that's funny. He
didn't mention that at breakfast,
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but that's not why I'm here.
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I'm here to ask for a favour.
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I want to shoot an ad
for my casket business.
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- Hmm.
- Picture this...
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A hot, vulnerable widow.
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Crying over her husband's casket...
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Her cleavage pointing
six-feet-under.
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And why would you think I'd ever do that?
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And why would you think I'd ever ask you?
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I need a chick who's hot.
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In a dirty, nasty, trampy kind of way.
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Sorry.
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I have too much dignity for that.
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I'll give you $80.
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Eh. I'll do it for free.
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You drive a hard bargain, sister.
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Mm.
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Ew... yet yum.
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[♪]
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There's nothing sexy about
caskets, Sheldon.
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Uh, yet, my negative friend,
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I am tapping into the
"True Blood" fan base.
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Gay men and under-sexed single women?
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So, uh...
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How are the preps going
for the big photo shoot?
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Who needs to prep?
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I've got a camera, she's got the boobs,
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it practically, you know, shoots itself.
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Look, you can't just stick
Nikki in front of a casket, man.
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You need to create an atmosphere.
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I'm talking about lighting, effects,
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backdrop, props,
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and a talented set designer.
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With a $6,000 smoke machine under his bed.
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Ryan? Would you like to be involved?
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Yes, please. I have nothing going on.
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Hang on a second.
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Why do you have a smoke
machine under your bed?
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Because Alison said.
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The only way she would have sex with me.
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Is if the house was on fire.
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You know what?
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On me tonight, guys.
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I feel bad about screwing
up Saturday night.
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Oh. Look at you.
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Thanks for blowing
kimmie-poo off just for us.
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No prob. I just told her I was busy.
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Wow. I'm impressed.
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And she was okay with that?
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She didn't have much choice.
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I laid the law down pretty hard.
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Oh. Great. You, uh, you need a ride?
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No, I'm gonna settle this up.
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And then walk off all of those nachos.
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Okay. Thanks. See you later.
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Hey!
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You're here early!
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Mm-mwah!
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I just couldn't wait to see you.
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Are you ready for dinner?
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I'm starved.
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We have to get a platter of nachos.
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Yeah. I haven't had those in forever.
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Oh!
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Hey, Mac.
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What's new?
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Well, I've been in
solitary, so, you know, not much.
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You?
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Solved that little
problem with Kim and my brothers.
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You stood up to them? Good for you!
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What? God, no.
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Now I just say yes to everyone.
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Sure, sometimes, I've got
to do the same thing twice,
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but, hey, at least everyone's happy.
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Well, you do seem to have more
of a bounce in your step.
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Well, that's just the caffeine buzz.
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Had a double-espresso with Sheldon.
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Then Kim. Then Ryan.
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Then Sheldon.
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Good, well, that's, uh, that's
one thing off our chest.
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Now, can we get back.
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To my little issue of,
uh, life imprisonment?
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Absolutely.
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You don't have a stamp, do you?
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It's the first chance I've
had to pay bills in weeks.
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No, I must've left them in
my other prison jumpsuit.
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Should I just head back to cell?
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I'm digging a tunnel with a spoon,
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and it's looking like.
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That'll get me out of here
a lot sooner than you will.
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A spoon?
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Uh... no, sorry.
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[♪]
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Okay, guys, let's go.
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I'm renting this place by the hour.
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I just don't think the wolf is popping.
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What are you talking about?
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Stanley looks amazing.
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What? You named the wolf Stanley?
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That's ridiculous.
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Can't you see it's a girl?
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This is way more professional.
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Than my last photo shoot.
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That guy just had a van.
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Sheldon, you can't put her in that dress.
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It's degrading.
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It's mine.
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It's very pretty.
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All right, come on, let's go.
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Here's what I'm shooting for.
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I want something
that's elegant and tasteful.
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All right?
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So hop up here and straddle the casket.
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I know how to do that.
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All right, let me set the scene.
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It's a hot night on the bayou.
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Stop! She needs more sweat.
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Your cajun lover has just died.
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He was a big man,
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but, you know, that's how you like 'em.
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Come on! Show it to me.
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Your heart is dead...
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But your libido is, oh, so alive!
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What if I just bend over the casket,
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you take some shots?
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I love it.
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God, I love show business.
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[♪]
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I can't believe
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I got eight hours of you all to myself.
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Yeah, and I can't believe.
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We got to spend all of it hiking.
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I mean, don't you feel great?
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Oh, I stopped feeling hours ago.
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I'm gonna go take a long hot bath.
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Okay. I'm gonna go bathe
in a pool of my own sweat.
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You ready for a little b-ball?
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Good. I thought maybe you'd forgotten.
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00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:12,345
Are you kidding me? Come
on, let's go out there.
262
00:09:12,258 --> 00:09:15,158
We'll have... [bonk]
...A little bit of fun.
263
00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:18,143
I guess I could go for the
length of a bubble bath.
264
00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:19,484
Come on, let's go, man.
265
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,025
I've booked us a court
at an elementary school.
266
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,494
They got 8-foot rims.
267
00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,532
Even you can dunk it, little buddy.
268
00:09:28,927 --> 00:09:31,896
[♪]
269
00:09:35,134 --> 00:09:36,834
Danny? Was that the door?
270
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,611
Hey! Where'd you go?
271
00:09:41,534 --> 00:09:43,900
I got out of the bath
and you weren't there.
272
00:09:43,805 --> 00:09:45,872
Oh, I thought you really needed...
273
00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:47,589
An ice-cold sports drink.
274
00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:49,650
I might have had a sip.
275
00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:51,432
Are you okay?
276
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,922
Yeah, I'm fine.
277
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,593
Actually, Kim,
278
00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:56,324
there's something I gotta tell you.
279
00:09:56,252 --> 00:09:58,753
No. No, I need to tell you something.
280
00:09:58,652 --> 00:10:01,152
It's been great not fighting
for Danny time,
281
00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:02,784
and I know you must be.
282
00:10:02,715 --> 00:10:05,048
Catching a lot of flak from your brothers,
283
00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:07,421
but I am about to make it up to you.
284
00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,301
Come on.
285
00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,844
[Sighs wearily] Fine.
286
00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:19,512
Oh, I got a great idea for something kinky.
287
00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:20,883
I'll pretend to be asleep,
288
00:10:20,825 --> 00:10:22,757
and you can do whatever you want to me.
289
00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,619
[♪]
290
00:10:29,398 --> 00:10:30,665
Well, you don't look good.
291
00:10:30,615 --> 00:10:32,482
Okay.
292
00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:33,507
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
293
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:34,895
They found a strand of my wife's hair.
294
00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:38,141
In the trunk, by the jumper cables?
295
00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:40,139
Next to a blanket?
296
00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,120
It's not about your case.
297
00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:44,605
It's always you, you, you.
298
00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:46,968
Sorry! Don't mean to be so selfish.
299
00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:49,637
I guess spending time in
prison with serial killers.
300
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,725
Has made me lose my manners.
301
00:10:51,637 --> 00:10:53,770
I'm going crazy, Mac.
302
00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:56,084
So why don't you put a
stop to this charade already?
303
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,422
And go back to having
everyone complain to me?
304
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,857
No, this is easier.
305
00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:01,829
Okay. You know what you need?
306
00:11:01,747 --> 00:11:04,682
You need to lose
yourself in a worthy cause,
307
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,829
like, uh...
308
00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:08,180
My case.
309
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,050
Do we have to focus on that now?
310
00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:15,225
Coming here is the most
relaxing part of my day.
311
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:16,520
It's the only place.
312
00:11:16,464 --> 00:11:18,565
My brothers and Kim can't bother me.
313
00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:19,814
Well, in that case,
314
00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,460
the cell next to mine just became vacant.
315
00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:22,725
"New Fish" killed himself.
316
00:11:22,673 --> 00:11:25,372
I won a small bet.
317
00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,730
All right, let's go over.
318
00:11:26,672 --> 00:11:29,439
That deposition you
gave back in, uh... [yawning]
319
00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:33,934
Back in April, when...
320
00:11:33,806 --> 00:11:35,673
You know what? I need a quick power nap.
321
00:11:35,599 --> 00:11:36,564
Five minutes.
322
00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:38,026
I'll be good as new.
323
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,299
Sure. I'm not going anywhere.
324
00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:46,123
[♪]
325
00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:50,949
[♪]
326
00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:52,165
Coffins, wolves,
327
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:53,514
Ryan with a fog machine...
328
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,158
It was fun.
329
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,389
In fact, I'm thinking
about going back to modeling.
330
00:11:56,338 --> 00:11:58,271
Oh, I didn't know you ever modeled.
331
00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,694
Used to do the Ikea catalogues.
332
00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:01,934
You know, happily assembling an "Ektorp,".
333
00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:03,642
Or cooking meatballs at a "Bekvam."
334
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,135
It was great...
335
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,806
Until they caught me doing
a three-way on a "Kivik."
336
00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:12,095
Hey, how was work?
337
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:13,316
Oh, not bad.
338
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,998
Except McKenzie kept waking me up.
339
00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,361
Well, I have good news.
340
00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:18,771
I got us in at the dining
in the dark place tonight.
341
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:19,442
Ah.
342
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,539
Their reservations totally opened up.
343
00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:21,627
Since they lost that kid in there.
344
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,250
I'm sorry, what?
345
00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:24,315
Oh. Never mind.
346
00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:26,004
Let me just finish up and we can go.
347
00:12:27,341 --> 00:12:30,410
[Whistling dramatically]
348
00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:33,386
Feast your eyes!
349
00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,360
Is that it?
350
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,117
"Room for one more"?
351
00:12:36,045 --> 00:12:37,845
[Chuckles proudly] I came up with that.
352
00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:39,172
This puppy is hanging.
353
00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:41,651
At every bus stop in the city.
354
00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,648
You didn't use any of the nude ones?
355
00:12:43,564 --> 00:12:44,863
[Phone ringing]
356
00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:46,245
Oh, hang on a second.
357
00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:49,022
Big-and-tall caskets.
Your loss is our gain.
358
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,074
What's that?
359
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,387
You saw the poster? Oh, great!
360
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,590
Mmm-hmm.
361
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:57,206
Who knew death could be so tasteless.
362
00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:58,164
It's great isn't it?
363
00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,688
Notice the hunger in her eyes.
364
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,326
- I was starving!
- I meant the wolf.
365
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,858
You know, maybe I'm reading this wrong,
366
00:13:02,794 --> 00:13:04,859
but doesn't it look like an ad for...
367
00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:06,509
An escort service?
368
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,606
Yeah. That.
369
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,622
This guy's crazy!
370
00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:12,835
What about this poster
says "Escort service"?
371
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,677
Hot chick, phone number...
372
00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:17,066
Sweet liberty Jones. I'm a pimp.
373
00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:20,787
[Cell ringing]
374
00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,946
Big-and-tall
caskets.
375
00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:25,688
No, you can't have the
girl for your bachelor party!
376
00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:28,508
Or the wolf!
377
00:13:28,389 --> 00:13:30,589
Great! Now the whole
city thinks I'm a whore.
378
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:31,701
Again!
379
00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:34,339
I can't believe it.
380
00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:35,576
I spent thousands of dollars on this thing,
381
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:36,758
and it's a bust.
382
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:39,543
Yeah. A double-D bust.
383
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:41,027
I don't understand. We
did everything right.
384
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,863
You know what? Don't worry, Sheldon, okay?
385
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,320
We'll take you out for a really nice meal,
386
00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:45,792
totally cheer you up.
387
00:13:45,731 --> 00:13:46,763
Absolutely.
388
00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:48,825
But not tonight, right, guys?
389
00:13:48,969 --> 00:13:51,258
You know, tonight would
actually be perfect.
390
00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:53,025
Beautiful. Where do you want to eat?
391
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,609
You know, actually, I
know the perfect place.
392
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,808
[♪]
393
00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:02,005
Wow, it is pitch-black in here.
394
00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:03,358
I can't even see my
hand in front of my face.
395
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,223
Yeah, me neither.
396
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:06,987
I think my taste buds.
397
00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:08,668
Are in overdrive because of the darkness.
398
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,533
Mm. Did you taste the mushrooms?
399
00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:13,187
Oh, that's not a mushroom.
400
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,586
That's pan-seared tempeh with
a szechuan peanut glaze.
401
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:18,454
Wow, your senses really are heightened.
402
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:20,068
It's almost as if I can see it.
403
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,067
So how's McKenzie's case going?
404
00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:29,629
You know, let's not talk about work.
405
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,198
In fact, let's not talk at all.
406
00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:33,758
- Really?
- Sure.
407
00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:35,559
If it tastes this
good when you can't see it,
408
00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:39,319
imagine how good it'll
taste when you can't talk.
409
00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:42,031
You're right, we
should eat in total silence.
410
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,681
Okay, if that's what you want.
411
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,841
Can someone help me find my table?
412
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:50,144
You can't see
anything in this stupid place!
413
00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:51,340
Oh, God. I think I... I can't...
414
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,355
I'm about to have a panic attack.
415
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,647
Guys, I've been sitting here.
416
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,226
Listening to you argue all night.
417
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,594
I mean, I can barely get
a word in edgewise.
418
00:14:56,537 --> 00:14:58,470
Danny, this place sucks.
419
00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:00,292
Man, I need a drink.
420
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:02,650
If only I could find my beer.
421
00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:05,220
- Oh. Found it!
- Huh?
422
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,345
You know, our waiter isn't very good.
423
00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:09,155
- I'm right here.
- Ah!
424
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,145
And now for your entrees.
425
00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:12,104
Is anyone allergic to anything?
426
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,521
Yes. Walnuts, mangoes,
427
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:15,796
and a crippling, all-encompassing
darkness.
428
00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:17,601
Wasn't that nice?
429
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,226
Amazing. You were so quiet.
430
00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:22,184
It was like you weren't even there.
431
00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:23,634
[Chuckles] Oh, you!
432
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:26,341
Must be hard working here, not
being able to see all night.
433
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,262
I'm blind.
434
00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:28,819
Oh. Now I feel kind of bad.
435
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,688
About asking for a refill,
436
00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:33,212
yet here we are.
437
00:15:33,107 --> 00:15:34,206
Excuse me, blind waiter?
438
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,429
My name is Thomas.
439
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,478
Ah. Yes. Well.
440
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,202
I believe I have the wrong meal.
441
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:42,033
No, that's chicken.
442
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:45,405
So, tell me, how much
tea is actually in China?
443
00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:47,098
That's a very good question.
444
00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,091
In China...
445
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,048
So, Ryan, how's therapy?
446
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:53,919
Oh, well, we've made a bit
of a breakthrough recently.
447
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,981
We've been doing a lot
of past-life regressions.
448
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,174
Excuse me? Hello? Help!
449
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,554
Hello?
450
00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:02,562
Does anyone know where the bathroom is?
451
00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:03,478
Isn't that fascinating?
452
00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:05,139
Amazing!
453
00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,738
Oh, this is so much fun. Didn't I tell you?
454
00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:09,764
You were right. The
night is a total success.
455
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,712
Thank God, it's almost over.
456
00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:12,730
[Ryan cries out]: Ahh!
457
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,653
Ow. Somebody stabbed my hand.
458
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,407
I thought my steak was a little tough.
459
00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:19,301
That sounded like Sheldon and Ryan.
460
00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:20,447
Don't be ridiculous.
461
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,097
[Ryan]: Ah! You did it again.
462
00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:24,597
Agh! Well, where the hell's my steak, then?
463
00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:26,259
You ordered pasta!
464
00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:27,788
W... oh, yeah!
465
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,960
Yeah, that's definitely them.
466
00:16:30,027 --> 00:16:31,927
Look it, Kim, you're not making any sense.
467
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,450
Sheldon wouldn't even go to a restaurant.
468
00:16:33,386 --> 00:16:35,520
Unless he was there to
check out the waitresses.
469
00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:37,134
Oh, I gotta pee. Be right back.
470
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:39,166
You know what? You guys were right.
471
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,582
This place is
terrible. Let's get out of here.
472
00:16:40,522 --> 00:16:41,587
Wait a minute!
473
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,146
I ordered the surprise dessert.
474
00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:45,715
Surprise. It's cheesecake.
475
00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:47,175
Let's go.
476
00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:49,112
[Smack-click]
477
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,514
You're not Patrice.
478
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,847
You're not Robert.
479
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,491
[Gasps]
480
00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:59,491
What the hell is Kim doing here?
481
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,466
Me? I'm having dinner with Danny.
482
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:03,917
Uh, no. We're having dinner with Danny.
483
00:17:05,989 --> 00:17:07,657
What's going on?
484
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:09,941
Danny!
485
00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:11,799
[♪]
486
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,382
I was just trying to keep everyone happy,
487
00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:15,351
but I ended up getting everyone mad at me.
488
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,770
Certainly didn't see that coming.
489
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,035
I screwed up. What am I going to tell them?
490
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,274
Danny, I've learned.
491
00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:23,053
You can't run away from your problems.
492
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,314
The cops always find you.
493
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,020
[Relieved sigh] Oh, Danny.
494
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,481
Thank God, you're okay!
495
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,553
How did you guys know I was here?
496
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,866
Mac called me.
497
00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:34,712
I swiped it when you
went to the bathroom earlier.
498
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:38,730
I downloaded some
porn. I hope you don't mind.
499
00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:39,728
What's going on, Danny?
500
00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:42,082
We were worried. You just ran off.
501
00:17:41,985 --> 00:17:44,353
I know. The thing is...
502
00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:45,790
I just...
503
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:47,161
Look.
504
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:48,970
I've seen a lot of sick
things on the inside,
505
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,930
but nothing compared to this.
506
00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:52,814
You know, Danny's killing himself,
507
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:55,670
trying to be all things to all people here,
508
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,619
just because he doesn't
want anyone to be upset with him...
509
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,396
Except, apparently, his clients.
510
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:03,145
Look, I know you all want your Danny-time.
511
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:05,504
But you're just going to
have to learn to share me.
512
00:18:05,406 --> 00:18:08,940
You get what you get, and
you don't get upset.
513
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,931
I said the same thing to my wife.
514
00:18:10,845 --> 00:18:12,845
You're right, babe.
515
00:18:12,765 --> 00:18:16,267
I'm sorry. Maybe I was too
demanding of your time.
516
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,990
Look. We're, uh, we're gonna back off.
517
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,816
We totally understand.
518
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,874
I get him tomorrow.
519
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:22,887
Danny and I already have plans.
520
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,476
That's not fair!
521
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:25,644
What difference is it to you?
522
00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:27,462
You don't work. Every day is the same.
523
00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:29,154
- Not true.
- Okay, what day is it today?
524
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,283
Thursday.
525
00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:32,035
- [Kim and sheldon]: Tuesday.
- Dammit.
526
00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:32,961
Stop!
527
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,722
Work it out and let me know.
528
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,116
Right now, McKenzie needs me.
529
00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:37,657
We have a lot of work to do on his case.
530
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,115
McKenzie?
531
00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:43,651
Oh, crap!
532
00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:45,845
Who left the door open?
533
00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,526
It was stuffy in here.
534
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,997
[♪]
535
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:57,612
Huh? This is nice.
536
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,204
I like hanging out together.
537
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,538
It's okay.
538
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:01,714
I don't think it's fair
539
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:03,333
Kim gets to sit next to you, but...
540
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:05,599
We just switched places.
541
00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:07,038
You know what? Next round's on me.
542
00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,476
Hmm?
543
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,416
But you lost all that
money on your posters.
544
00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:12,111
And also, you're Sheldon.
545
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,400
That's right. And I never lose.
546
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,804
I'm selling all those posters.
547
00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:18,244
To a couple of fanboys I met at comi-con.
548
00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:20,578
Turns out Nikki's a giant hit.
549
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,715
I'm thinking of
having an action figure made.
550
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:25,917
"Coffin Girl."
551
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:28,889
And her she-wolf sidekick, Stanley.
552
00:19:29,949 --> 00:19:32,283
So, any news on McKenzie?
553
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,522
Oh, he's long gone.
554
00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:35,103
Yeah, turns out he'd been stockpiling.
555
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,371
Stuff he took from me over
the last few months.
556
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,177
A pen knife, some pepper-spray,
557
00:19:39,101 --> 00:19:40,768
my phone charger.
558
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,533
Why would he steal your phone charger?
559
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,560
Tie up some wrists? Lower
himself out a window?
560
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,476
Strangle some guards? I'm just saying.
561
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,763
[Cell ringing]
562
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,767
Hello?
563
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,450
- Guess who?
- McKenzie?
564
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,279
Hi, Danny. Say, how did things work out.
565
00:19:54,203 --> 00:19:56,304
With Kim and the guys?
566
00:19:56,219 --> 00:19:58,184
Fine. We're actually having
dinner right now.
567
00:19:58,106 --> 00:19:59,773
Great.
568
00:19:59,706 --> 00:20:00,905
I owe a lot of it to you.
569
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:03,424
Thanks. Now turn yourself in.
570
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,987
Oh, no can do, Danny.
571
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:06,420
I'm in love!
572
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,960
Just met a great girl,
573
00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:10,965
and I think she could be the one,
574
00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:14,742
but in case I'm mistaken,
I kept your business card.
575
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,350
I, uh, left you your fee.
576
00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,739
With a little something
extra for you and Kim.
577
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:24,942
Sorry it has to be in
cash, but, uh, that's all I have.
578
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,993
[Click]
579
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,660
You know, I've known a lot of killers,
580
00:20:40,596 --> 00:20:42,162
but I've got to say,
581
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,300
McKenzie is one of the special ones.
582
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:48,900
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