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Yes! Yes! Right there.
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There? There?
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No. No. Left.
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My left! That's it!
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Yeah!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
I love you!
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Yeah.
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So...
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Yeah?
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You want pancakes?
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- You want help?
- No!
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Good.
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Oh, guys.
I'm glad you're here.
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I really need
to talk to you a--
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already bored.
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Plus, I have news.
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I'm officially in
the "big and tall" business.
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Aw, God.
It's sick, isn't it?
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What's sick about
big-and-tall clothes?
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No, no, no.
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Not clothes. Caskets.
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Big-and-tall... Caskets.
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Yeah. Check it out.
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If you're too big to fit
in a regular casket,
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they actually break your bones
and stuff you inside.
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It's like trying
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to cram a chicken
into a water bottle.
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And there goes my appetite.
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Look, I'm tellin' ya,
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this is a growing
industry.
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Literally!
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I mean, people
across this country
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are eating themselves
right into the grave.
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And I'm just here
to box 'em up.
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You know, dignified
and everything.
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Well, every family
needs a moral compass.
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Now, listen, guys. There's
something really important
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I need to talk to you about.
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What happened
to selling meat
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out of the trunk
of your car?
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Huh? At least
that was something
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we didn't have to
be embarrassed about.
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Well, where do you think I got
the idea for this, huh?
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One of my regular customers
had a heart attack.
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Too much cholesterol.
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They couldn't fit him
in the casket.
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Had to use a bungee cord
to keep the lid on.
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Anyway, speaking of bad days,
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I've got
a serious problem with Kim.
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I just think
it's really bad karma
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to be making money
off death like this.
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Oh, really? Then why'd you give
me the $5,000 to do all this?
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Whoa. Wait a second. No.
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You said you were getting
in the import-export game.
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I am.
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I'm importing the caskets
from Samoa
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and exporting the people
into the afterlife.
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I can't believe it!
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You're the one
that brought me into this,
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and now I have bad karma too?
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Hey! You're divorced,
you're hung up on your wife,
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and you're living alone.
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How much worse
can your life get?
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I just think we're gonna pay
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for profiting from death
like this.
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Yeah, and until then,
I'm gonna be driving a Ferrari.
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A death Ferrari.
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A cherry-red death Ferrari
with a bumper sticker that says,
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"honk if you love
all-you-can-eat buffets."
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I told Kim
I loved her during sex!
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You said what?
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During sex?
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To Kim?
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I didn't mean
to say it.
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At least not then.
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It was an accident.
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No, an "accident" refers
to something harmless,
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like clipping
a bike messenger.
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What would possess you
to say that?
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I don't know.
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Because I was thinking it?
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Wait a minute.
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Are you saying you actually love
this granola-cruncher?
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Yeah. I do.
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No. That's ridiculous.
I mean, come--
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you just blurted it out
in the heat of passion.
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That's all. Would you have
said it any other time?
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Like, if you guys
were playing
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a game of parcheesi.
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Or monopoly, or clue,
or stratego?
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What is with
the board games?
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They're fun! I--
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it would not have slipped out
on game night,
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but just because
I didn't mean to say it
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doesn't mean
I don't mean it.
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See? I warned you.
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This is exactly what happens
when you keep dating someone!
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The problem isn't
that I told Kim I love her,
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the problem is
that she didn't say it back.
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Yes! There's hope!
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Well, what did she say?
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Nothing, really.
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She said she wanted pancakes.
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Regular
or buttermilk?
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It's probably
not important.
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Guys, you just
don't understand.
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I'm freakin' out here!
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Okay? Please tell me
I'm overreacting.
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Sorry, Danny.
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Once you tell someone
you love 'em
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and then they talk to you
about pancakes,
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it's over.
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Now, wait-wait-wait
just a second here, guys.
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There is nothing wrong
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with a one-way
I-love-you. Okay?
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I told Alison "I love you"
every day for five years.
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She never
said it back once.
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I didn't want to
scare her off.
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You guys have to
help me fix this.
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Okay, look.
I don't like to do this,
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but I think I might
have your "out".
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People say crazy things
during sex.
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What do you mean?
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You know,
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all those funny little things
couples say
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when they're in
the throes of passion.
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Like if you were
to call Kim a whore.
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I've never
called Kim a whore.
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Did you speak that way
to Alison?
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No.
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Can I ask you
a personal question, Nikki?
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I had one drink,
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and it was
before I started work.
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On second thought,
I just hired you.
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We should keep
our relationship professional.
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Good choice.
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Have you ever had
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a guy blurt out "I love you"
during sex?
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Pfft, yeah.
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What did you say?
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The last time?
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I said,
"listen, senator.
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You don't love me,
you love your wife."
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Why? What'd you say?
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I said I was going
to go make pancakes.
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Why didn't you
just kick him in the nuts?
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Maybe it was two drinks.
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I was caught off-guard!
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Imagine you're finishing
a marathon,
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trying to make it
past the finish line,
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and right at the end,
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someone asks you
a math question.
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First of all,
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I'm not sure
you're doing sex right.
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Second of all,
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how do you really feel
about the guy?
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I think I love him.
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That never goes well.
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But, if that's what you're into,
you're gonna have to tell him.
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Oh! What if it was just
a sex I-love-you,
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not "I love you"
I-love-you?
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Honey, where
have you been?
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They're all
sex I-love-yous.
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You're right.
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Danny wouldn't say it
unless he meant it.
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I'm gonna
tell him tonight.
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Okay, fill me
in tomorrow.
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But make sure you recap
what we just talked about.
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I don't always remember
everything day-to-day.
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You know what, Nikki?
This has been good.
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Thank you.
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What do you think
I should wear?
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Not that.
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Look, if you really
love Kim,
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you're gonna
have to tell her
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you don't love her.
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How am I supposed
to say that?
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Just tell her
it slipped out
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because she's so good
in the sack.
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She'll be flattered,
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and it'll save
your relationship.
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Huh. That's good advice.
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Thanks, guys.
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Well, of course.
It's not like we're idiots.
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That'll be my casket!
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You had that
delivered here?
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Why didn't you just have it
delivered to your own place?
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And then bring it over here?
That makes no sense.
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Oh, what the crap?
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Come on! I can't fit
a fat guy into this.
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Yeah, ironically,
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you'd have to break his bones
and cram him inside.
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"Some assembly required."
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Oh, that's okay.
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I got the instructions
right here.
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And look at that.
They're in samoan.
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You know, I speak samoan.
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It means "whore."
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I've been
wanting to talk to you.
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- You first.
- Why don't I go first?
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About the other night.
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When I said...
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Well, you know...
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm sorry if
I put you on the spot.
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No! I'm the one
who should apologize.
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I should've said
something right away.
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No. No need.
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I'll say it
for both of us.
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I take it back.
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And I love-- what?
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You take it back?
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Yeah. Yeah.
I didn't mean it.
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It was too soon,
don't you think?
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Yeah. Way too soon.
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It's just you were so great
at having sex with me.
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Tried to bring my "a"-game.
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You sure did.
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It left me speechless.
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Well, I mean, not--
not speechless, obviously.
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It's just that
I was caught up in the moment.
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People often say things
they don't mean during sex.
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Like "whore."
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Excuse me?
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No! No-no-no. No.
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I mean, sometimes people
say things during sex
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they absolutely don't mean.
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Like "I love you."
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Exactly!
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So... what you're
trying to say
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is you un-love me?
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Yes! Thank you.
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I un-love you.
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I feel so much better.
Don't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank God.
Dodged that bullet.
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Okay, good.
I'm glad we talked.
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Yeah, I mean, what a relief,
you're not in love with me.
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Man.
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I'm gonna sleep better tonight.
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Well, oh-- yeah.
Okay. Great. Yeah.
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In fact...
We should celebrate!
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Hey, everyone!
Drinks on me!
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Yay.
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What are you doing?
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Writing cheques to charities.
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Trying to balance out
that karma.
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Oh, good.
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Well, write out one to
e Sheldon white foundation,
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and hand me that wrench.
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Seriously?
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You're still
scared of this thing?
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What do you expect?
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When I was a kid,
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you used to lock me
in grandpa's old trunk.
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Oh, the coffin game?
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You know, that was fun.
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I'm not going anywhere
near that death-trap.
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It's not a death-trap.
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It's just a box
that you put dead people in.
261
00:10:01,873 --> 00:10:04,608
And they never get out of.
262
00:10:04,499 --> 00:10:05,598
This isn't a joke.
263
00:10:05,556 --> 00:10:07,255
I have been haunted
by dreams of death
264
00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:09,354
ever since you started
that stupid business.
265
00:10:09,269 --> 00:10:11,303
Like last night, I dreamt
we got in a plane crash.
266
00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:13,255
Yeah. Only you were Alison
267
00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:16,075
and I was Alison
and the pilot was also Alison.
268
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,827
And what about the plane?
269
00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,620
Alison.
270
00:10:19,546 --> 00:10:20,679
Look, this is ridiculous, okay?
271
00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:22,001
I'm gonna prove to you
272
00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:24,748
that there's nothing
to be scared of, okay?
273
00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:26,303
Look. I get inside...
274
00:10:26,238 --> 00:10:27,705
It's just a box,
275
00:10:27,647 --> 00:10:30,414
made out of
sweet bevelled mahogany,
276
00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,337
satin-pillowed interior.
277
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:36,360
Look at this. It's like
I've died and gone to heaven.
278
00:10:40,836 --> 00:10:42,537
See? Karma's after you,
and I'm next!
279
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,119
The problem isn't karma.
280
00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:49,525
The problem is
I can't read samoan.
281
00:10:50,571 --> 00:10:53,339
Man, that thing is huge.
282
00:10:53,229 --> 00:10:54,761
Yeah, well, when you have
a fat person in it,
283
00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:57,502
it's a lot more proportional.
284
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,425
Huh? So?
285
00:10:59,345 --> 00:11:00,777
How'd it go?
286
00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:01,887
Great.
287
00:11:01,841 --> 00:11:03,341
She bought a round of drinks
for the house.
288
00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:04,615
So she's happy.
289
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:05,762
Of course she's happy!
290
00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:07,215
No one wants to hear
that kind of talk.
291
00:11:07,157 --> 00:11:08,856
Especially in the bedroom.
292
00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:12,090
Well, some of us would've liked
to hear it a little more.
293
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,759
Or once.
In any room.
294
00:11:15,127 --> 00:11:16,527
It's all good?
295
00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:18,240
No. I feel horrible.
296
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,503
She couldn't have
been more thrilled
297
00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,150
if I'd asked her
to not marry me.
298
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:22,116
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
299
00:11:22,076 --> 00:11:23,910
Language!
I hear that word once more,
300
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,237
and I'm gonna wash
your mouth out with soap.
301
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,751
Yeah. You know what they say.
302
00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:29,878
It's better to have loved
and un-loved
303
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,159
than to have never loved at all.
304
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,599
You know,
not for nothing,
305
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:37,007
but Ryan's not really
into this relationship,
306
00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:40,004
I'm not really
into this relationship,
307
00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:41,611
and now Kim's not
into the relationship.
308
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:45,512
You get the feeling the world's
trying to tell you something?
309
00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:47,454
You guys are not helping.
310
00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:50,972
Okay. You know what?
How about this, little bro?
311
00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:52,161
Let's have some fun.
312
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:54,008
Who wants to play
313
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,800
the coffin game?
314
00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:59,515
Maybe one round.
315
00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:05,369
So let me
get this straight.
316
00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:09,402
He took you out to dinner
to tell you he un-loves you?
317
00:12:09,238 --> 00:12:10,504
That's my guy.
318
00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:14,189
Are you sure he didn't say
"gotcha!" Or anything?
319
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,307
I really appreciate
you coming tonight.
320
00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:17,884
I promised I'd come,
321
00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:20,285
but I just couldn't
face Danny alone.
322
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,521
No worries.
I'm happy to do it.
323
00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:24,136
I'm still on the clock, right?
324
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:29,242
Speaking of which.
325
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,517
He looks like a moron.
326
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,297
That's Sheldon.
327
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:38,354
Danny's the one in the middle.
328
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:42,708
Oh. He's cute.
329
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,066
I know. He's adorable.
330
00:12:44,008 --> 00:12:46,842
I feel like
smashing him in the face.
331
00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,351
Hi, Hon.
332
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:52,059
Hey, sweetheart.
333
00:12:51,949 --> 00:12:55,350
Danny, this is Nikki.
Nikki, this is Danny.
334
00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:56,482
Hey, Nikki.
How's it going?
335
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,264
I thought
you'd be taller.
336
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,814
Flyin' in
with the wings.
337
00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:05,365
Sheldon, Ryan,
this is Nikki.
338
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:06,935
Oh, Nikki, huh?
339
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:10,137
You a vegetarian too,
like granola-brain here?
340
00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:11,974
I'd eat you
if I had to.
341
00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:15,866
Man, I just love
the wings here.
342
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:18,303
You "love" these wings?
343
00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:19,770
Yeah, they're awesome!
344
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,274
Are you sure
you're not just
345
00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:23,246
caught up in the moment?
346
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,066
Excuse me?
347
00:13:24,991 --> 00:13:27,325
He's known these wings
a long time, missy.
348
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:30,867
If he says he loves the wings,
he loves the wings.
349
00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:33,242
Yeah, but what if
350
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,621
he doesn't love them
tomorrow?
351
00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:39,674
Well, maybe the wings
love him back.
352
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:43,294
Are we still talking
about chicken?
353
00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:46,078
Welcome, everyone,
to karaoke roulette!
354
00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:48,429
Let's get started with
our first singer of the night...
355
00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:49,898
So, wait. Kim,
are you upset that--
356
00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:50,901
Danny white!
357
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,994
Come on up
to the big stage, buddy!
358
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,176
That's okay.
359
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,561
No, no, wait a minute.
This is karaoke roulette.
360
00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,065
You got no choice, bro.
361
00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:00,734
Give it up
for Danny white, everyone!
362
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,686
Come on, Danny!
363
00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:06,771
All right. And the first song
of the night is...
364
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:15,227
Olivia Newton John's
"I honestly love you"!
365
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,081
Oh, that's bad karma
right there.
366
00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,167
Oh, my...
367
00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:23,886
Maybe one more spin?
368
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:24,973
Give him
another song?
369
00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:37,263
Oh my God.
This is gonna be bad.
370
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,290
I guess he won't be wanting
these wings anymore, right?
371
00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:03,559
Hey! It's me again.
372
00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:06,178
Look, I know we've had a little
miscommunication lately,
373
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,169
so just to be clear,
374
00:15:08,086 --> 00:15:10,086
could you call me back
and let me know
375
00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:12,007
if you're not speaking to me?
376
00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,529
Well, that
was dignified.
377
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:17,446
Well, it was better
378
00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:19,104
than the one he left
five minutes ago.
379
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,870
I cannot believe I listened
to you guys again.
380
00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:21,998
Ever since
I un-loved Kim,
381
00:15:21,951 --> 00:15:25,151
she'll barely have
anything to do with me.
382
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,523
Have barely anything
to do with Kim,
383
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,197
and we're doing great.
384
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,262
Why don't you let
that motivate you?
385
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,187
I never should have
told her I un-love her.
386
00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:36,018
Yeah! That was so stupid.
387
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,345
That was your idea.
388
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:44,675
Okay, but it wasn't our idea
for you to listen to us.
389
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,657
If you'd
listened to me,
390
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,144
you wouldn't have
this problem.
391
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:49,518
You'd be single.
392
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:50,520
Look, I love Kim, okay?
393
00:15:50,478 --> 00:15:52,912
And I'm tired of
playing games.
394
00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:54,347
So I am gonna go
395
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,955
and I am gonna
tell her that I love her.
396
00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:58,148
I don't even care
397
00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,163
if she doesn't
love me back.
398
00:15:59,122 --> 00:16:02,156
Okay, little bro,
but just remember,
399
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,703
once you go
down that road,
400
00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:05,637
there's no taking it back.
401
00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:08,792
Except for taking it back.
402
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:09,829
You're right.
403
00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:11,951
I've got to show her
I love her
404
00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,365
in a way I can't undo.
405
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,372
You know, Alison and I
got matching tattoos.
406
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,125
At least, they would've
been matching
407
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,219
if she'd actually
gone through with it.
408
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,653
I just had an idea.
409
00:16:21,599 --> 00:16:23,131
And you guys
are going to help me.
410
00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:24,905
Okay. It's your funeral, bro.
411
00:16:24,832 --> 00:16:26,832
Which reminds me, Ryan.
412
00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,853
Help me get this thing
down to my rental hearse.
413
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,437
Finally! This thing's
getting the hell out of here
414
00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:32,104
and taking
its bad karma with it.
415
00:16:32,996 --> 00:16:34,630
Um, Sheldon...
416
00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:35,999
Yeah?
417
00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:37,575
Did you measure the door
before you built that?
418
00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:40,078
Well, I eyeballed it.
419
00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:44,614
Oh.
420
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:57,088
Hey, Nikki. I got your message.
What's the emergency?
421
00:16:56,987 --> 00:16:59,520
Oh, yeah. What time
do I start tomorrow?
422
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,019
What?
423
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,246
They made me do it.
424
00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:11,873
Oh, my God.
425
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,426
Thank you.
426
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:19,126
Tank you very much.
427
00:18:22,504 --> 00:18:25,873
Danny, I don't understand.
428
00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:27,472
I wanted to show you
how I feel
429
00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:28,603
so you'd know I mean it,
430
00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:30,589
and I meant it
the first time.
431
00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:35,078
I love you, Kim.
432
00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:37,258
No take-backs.
433
00:18:40,691 --> 00:18:44,727
Danny, the other day...
434
00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:45,865
I didn't say anything
435
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:47,746
because I wasn't sure.
436
00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:52,713
Whore.
437
00:18:57,627 --> 00:19:01,197
But now I am.
438
00:19:01,055 --> 00:19:03,054
I love you, Danny White.
439
00:19:06,785 --> 00:19:08,017
Oh, man...
440
00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:10,670
That one's gonna be
a bitch to take back.
441
00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:22,720
Can you hand me
the salt?
442
00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:25,773
Here it is.
443
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,473
Thanks.
444
00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:29,137
I love you.
445
00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:32,040
I love you too.
446
00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:33,748
Don't you just love saying it?
447
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:36,447
I love saying it
almost as much as I love you.
448
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,537
I just love loving you.
449
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:41,050
I love it
that you love me.
450
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,244
Dinner will be ready
in just a sec, guys.
451
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,026
I've lost my appetite.
452
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,822
How does it taste?
453
00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:56,797
It tastes like love.
454
00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,199
All right! I'm done.
455
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:01,101
What about
your fear of caskets?
456
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:02,322
I just conquered it.
457
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,407
Oh, God.
458
00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:08,079
Thank God
there's room for two.
459
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:19,247
So, lowering the casket down
the side of the building,
460
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:20,094
that was Sheldon,
right?
461
00:20:20,056 --> 00:20:21,789
Yes.
462
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,253
Should have stretched first!
463
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:24,259
And it's gonna end...
464
00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:26,084
Not well.
465
00:20:26,011 --> 00:20:27,912
- I can't hold 'er.
- Careful. Careful!
466
00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:28,836
It's slipping!
467
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:40,174
Please tell me
that was a shrub wearing a hat!
468
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,134
If anyone asks,
it wasn't us.
469
00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:47,734
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