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[traditional Mexican music]
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- So many cute hats.
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Oh, excuse me. Señor?
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Do you have this hat
in that color
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with that band, those sequins,
that feather,
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ooh, and this stitching?
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- What did he say?
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- I don't know.
I don't speak Spanish.
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- But you just
responded like you do.
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- Yeah, there's words
I use to fool people
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into thinking I speak it,
like "claro que sí"
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or "claro"or "sí."
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- So you know three words?
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- Oh, I also get
away with, "Qué?
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Ay, no!"
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Also, "Está bien, está bien."
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- [laughs] Why are you
pretending to speak Spanish?
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You know, I shouldn't judge.
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I pretended to be
French, British,
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and the fourth member
of Destiny's Child.
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- Because if you're Latinx
and don't speak Spanish,
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you get shamed for it.
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My dad did it to me
all the time as a kid,
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which is why I told him
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I became fluent during
the years we didn't speak.
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- So "claro que sí"
works on him, too?
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- Claro que sí!
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It's been tricky
since he's moved in,
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but my mom and Quinten
help cover for me.
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- So how are we supposed
to know what he said?
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- He said pick a hat,
or he's going to die.
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- Chance has been practicing
his Spanish with his dad.
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- Okay.
I'll take this one.
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Chance, can you ask the man
if he takes Venmo?
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- That's going to be
a no from me.
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- What? That's new.
How come?
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- If you don't speak Spanish,
why do I have to?
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- Yes!
Drag her!
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[laughs]
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Sorry.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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* *
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- Do a cheers with me,
my beautiful daughter
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and the maybe daddy.
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- I know he's Chance's dad
more than I know you're mine.
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- And I know I'm Chance's dad
'cause my pull-out game weak.
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- I got a tip for that.
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You get a rubber band,
you tie it in a knot,
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and before you get into bed,
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you never have sex
with my daughter again.
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- What are we toasting to?
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- I got a big move--
a rich guy with rich friends.
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And if this goes well, I'll be
moving a lot of fancy houses
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and a lot of secret apartments.
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- Mayan told me
your secret apartment
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was the back
of your '74 El Camino.
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- It's more romantic
to cheat under the stars.
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But this is huge for me
'cause I'm double-booked
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and I only got enough guys
for one move.
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- Oh, well, Quinten and I have
the weekend free.
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We can help you.
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- I'm sor--We could?
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- The faster he gets
back on his feet,
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the faster
he's out of the house.
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- Yes. We would love
to help you.
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- That's great.
- Cheers.
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- And if you're injured
on the site,
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it's no fault of Lop-EZ Movers
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or its subsidiaries,
Lop-EZ Dental,
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ipso "fatso," I rest my case.
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- He pulls out Oscar's
dead tooth with some pliers,
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thinks he's a dentist.
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- Unlike your boy, Quinten,
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my pull-out game is strong.
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- Guess who had fun
at the museum.
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- The hearing impaired.
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- Look, I ate Cookie Monster.
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Now that fool knows
how cookies feel.
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- Mom, we said no
artificial sweets for Chance.
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Nothing natural turns
your tongue that color.
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- Then why do they sell it
at the Natural History Museum?
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Ay,don't worry.
Relax.
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He ate all his apple slices
from his Happy Meal.
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- Then Grandma gave me
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two of her coffee creamers
for dessert.
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- We shouldn't be spoiling him
like this.
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It's too much.
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- You don't got to worry
about what me and Nana do.
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- See, he's got an attitude.
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The other day he refused
to practice his Spanish.
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- Uh, Chance, real Latinos
speaks Spanish.
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If you don't speak Spanish,
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you don't deserve
the Lopez last name.
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- Great. I'm more
of a one-name guy like Drake.
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- Yeah, you're more
like Chance the Crapper.
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Go to your room.
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- We do a lesson every night,
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but lately he has been refusing
to practice with me, too.
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- Mayan, you should be in
charge of the Spanish lessons.
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I don't want my grandson
learning Spanish
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from Duo-Gringo.
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- I-I would, but...
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- You would, but what?
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- But, uh, Mayan works late,
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and Quinten has more free time
to practice with him.
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- Yeah.
Plus, I am a proud speaker
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and a cultural ally.
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You could even say
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that I am a bit
of a Latinx-pert.
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- No.
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- Okay, my lady and my son
are both Latinx,
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so I think that gives me--
- No.
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- Perhaps if I said it
in español?
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- No.
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- As long as teaching Chance
Spanish is a priority,
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I'm glad Mayan learned to speak
over these last few years.
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Eres pura Lopez, Mayan.
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- Claro que sí.
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- Man, now you got me craving
those little coffee creamers.
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Rosie, is your purse
in the living room?
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- [whispering]
That was a close one.
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- Ay,you should
just tell him.
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Why are you trying to impress
a back-alley dentist?
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- You heard what he said.
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If I don't speak Spanish,
I don't deserve the Lopez name.
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- Well, you could always take
my last name?
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- I will never be
Mayan Van Bryan.
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- This all
could have been avoided
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if you had just taught me
when I was little.
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Why didn't you?
- I wanted to spare you.
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My father forced me to speak
Spanish, and I hated it.
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He said if I didn't speak it,
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Castro would come
through the mirror
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and grab me
and bring me back to Cuba.
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- Oh, but it's fine
if Castro gets me?
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- Okay, fine.
I will make it up to you.
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I will teach Chance
to speak Spanish.
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- The key is to make it fun.
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There is an old ranchera
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that I've been teaching him
that goes...
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[clears throat]
* Ay, ay, ay, ay *
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- Ay, ay, ay, ay!
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Cállate ya.
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I do not need advice.
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I got this.
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- Good luck.
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Chance plays you
more than he plays "Minecraft."
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- Ha! I can be strict
if I need to be.
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- Nana, can you make me
an ice-water?
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It tastes better
when you make it.
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- Of course, mi niño hermoso.
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What? It does taste better
when I make it.
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I put a little sugar in it.
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* *
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- Moving is
pretty self-explanatory,
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but I got one rule.
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If you break something,
go full Shaggy.
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- What's full Shaggy?
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- * Broke the leg on the sofa,
it wasn't me *
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* Ripped the curtain
in the shower *
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* It wasn't me *
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* If they catch you on camera,
it wasn't me *
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- How do you have
a five-star Yelp rating?
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- If you give Oscar
enough Adderall,
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he can write a lot of reviews.
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Ah, ¿qué onda, güey?
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- Are those guys new hires?
I don't recognize them.
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- Mando, Raul...
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Quinten.
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- Sí. Gracias.
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- A trabajar, güey.
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- They're both
so fluent in Spanish.
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Reminds me of me.
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But they speak English,
too, right?
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- No, the only thing they know
in English is "it wasn't me."
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[cell phone chimes]
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- Oh, man, Oscar said
the other movers
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didn't show up
at the moving site.
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I'm going to take Quinten
to cover, okay?
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You stay here, Mayan.
- Oh, no, well,
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why don't I go with you
and Quinten stay behind?
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- No, that stuff is heavy,
Mayan--you can't get hurt.
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You make more money
than the both of us.
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- Uh, but--but Mayan's, uh,
upper-body strength
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is not to be underestimated.
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Boobs of steel on that one.
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- She's not lifting
with her chichis.
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Go wait for me in the truck.
- Yep.
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Keep Raul and Mando
on track, okay?
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This means a lot to me.
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I'm so glad you speak Spanish,
señora Lopez.
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Bueno.
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Órale.
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- Sí.
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Claro.
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- Claro que sí.
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- Óyeme...
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- Sí.
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- Perfecto.- Está bien.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Nana, can you make me
a snack?
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I'm thinking something
a little savory but also sweet.
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Chef's choice.
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Why you trippin'?
I said "chef's choice."
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- Papito,if you speak
both English and Spanish,
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you can help people understand
each other.
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It's like having a superpower.
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- Batman doesn't speak Spanish.
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- And look what happened
to his parents.
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- That's not why his parents
were killed.
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- Well, you never know.
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A little "¿qué lo que?"
or "ya tú sabes"
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could have smoothed things out
with the Joker.
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- I'm still not going
to speak Spanish.
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- Okay.
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- But I'm so hungry.
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- You are? Ay.
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- My mom only gave me quinoa
for breakfast.
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- Quinoa?
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Aquí no hacemos eso.
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Ay,my poor baby.
You must be starving.
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I'm going to make you
some real food.
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Quinoa...
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* *
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- Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, you habloEnglish?
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- Yes, I do.
And I can also hear.
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- So I just want
to point out these.
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- Nice toys.
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- Uh, uh, uh,
toys are for children.
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These are collectibles.
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- Even this gum?
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- Oh, oh, that is a vintage
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1970 Super Bazooka
spearmint bubblegum.
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- So should we
bubble-wrap them?
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Okay, we'll be careful.
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- I prefer you not touch them
at all.
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I'll handle it.
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Oh, all my ex-wives claim
I love my collectibles
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more than them.
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[laughs] It's true.
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- I bet they prefer
their toys, too.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
Uh, stop, por favor.
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¿Cómo se dice,um...?
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Valuable collectibles!
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Why am I yelling?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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No mano.No mano.
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- Sí. No mano.
250
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,003
- Please stop packing.
251
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,091
- Qué mala onda...
252
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,179
- [speaking Spanish]
253
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,143
- Oh, my God!
Just speak English!
254
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,603
[both gasp]
255
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,771
- Wow.
256
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,109
- Eres unaKaren.
257
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,696
- I-I...
258
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,864
Oh, no, I--
Oh.
259
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,532
I-I didn't mean it
like that, guys.
260
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,950
I just--
261
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,455
Ay, no.
262
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,340
- Okay, gordo,now
you should have enough energy
263
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,675
para hablar español.
264
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,718
- No, I'm tired.
265
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,346
I should really lie down
and watch "Ninja Turtles."
266
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,891
But I wouldn't hate it
if dessert showed up.
267
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,520
- No, señor.
268
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,938
If you're not
even going to try,
269
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,648
then you don't get to watch
what you want.
270
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,361
I am going to watch
my novela en español.
271
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:26,157
- Fine. I'm going to play
with my toys in English!
272
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,870
[dramatic music plays on TV]
273
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,706
Who's that guy
with an eye patch?
274
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,040
- Oh, that's Don Julio.
275
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,834
He lost his eye
when he fell into a sewer
276
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,585
and a rat chewed it off.
277
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,004
- Wow!
278
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,799
That sounds a lot
like "Ninja Turtles."
279
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:46,720
- Oh, no, it's more interesting
than turtle ninjas.
280
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,597
Someone gets slapped
in every episode.
281
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,599
And one of them
is named Rafael,
282
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,644
who has an evil twin
also named Rafael.
283
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:59,315
- How do they tell them apart?
- They can't.
284
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,486
- [gasps] I want to watch.
285
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:08,158
- Oh, no, it's only for people
who speak Spanish.
286
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:29,429
* *
287
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,014
- "Speak English," Mayan?
288
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,601
Why don't you just tell them
to build a wall, too?
289
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,686
- I know.
I feel terrible.
290
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,937
- Who pretends to be fluent
in Spanish?
291
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,522
I mean, why would you do that?
292
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,859
- Because I knew you'd make fun
of me if you knew I wasn't.
293
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,987
- Of course I would, gringa.
294
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,740
- There it is.
It's not cool to shame me, Dad.
295
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,200
Just because
I don't speak Spanish
296
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,243
doesn't mean I'm not
a real Lopez.
297
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,453
- Yes, it does.
298
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,662
Real Latinos know the language,
299
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,289
and you're lazy
for not learning it.
300
00:15:56,331 --> 00:16:00,293
You're like Dora that--
that, uh, doesn't explor-a.
301
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,256
- You're the lazy one
for not teaching me as a kid.
302
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,675
If you had,
303
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,301
I would have been able
to communicate with the guys.
304
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,261
They said something
about a podcast.
305
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,888
I love podcasts.
306
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,057
- Mayan, you're the one
that delayed us for hours.
307
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,726
You insulted my employees, and
now you're putting it on me.
308
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,478
I should have never
let you help me.
309
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,148
- Oh, I'm so sorry for working
for free on my day off
310
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,234
to help dig your business
out of the hole.
311
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,403
- Oh, yeah?
You want to learn some Spanish?
312
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,239
Write this down--
eres una malcriada.
313
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,909
- Oh, so you want to use
the bad words.
314
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,994
Happy to oblige, baboso.
315
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,122
- Payasa.- Borracho.
316
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,374
- Mocosa.- Naranja.
317
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,005
- Mayan, that
just means orange.
318
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,092
- [gasps]
319
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,888
Oh, my God! Zilla!
320
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,560
There's only three of these
left in the world
321
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,853
that still shoot
the hand rockets.
322
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,396
How did this happen?
323
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,273
- It wasn't me.
324
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,526
- What's going on?
325
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,319
- My property has been damaged.
326
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,906
Could you please get
your employees under control?
327
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,867
- I'm sorry.
Did you say his employees?
328
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,452
- Yes, why?
329
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,412
- Because I'm the boss.
330
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,457
- Yeah, and I'm the muscle.
331
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,292
No, you got this.
332
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,713
- He's not
automatically in charge
333
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,381
just because he's white.
334
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,717
- I'm sorry.
It was a misunderstanding.
335
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,510
- It was a racist assumption.
336
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,513
- Well, I mean,
I-I-I don't know that race--
337
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,057
- You want to make
this awkward moment go away?
338
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,475
- More than anything.
339
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,019
- Why don't we forget
what happened,
340
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:45,106
as long as you forget how
your collectible was broken?
341
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,733
- Deal.
342
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,778
Thank you
for not calling it a toy.
343
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,324
- This gum is stale.
344
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834
[upbeat saxophone music]
345
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,462
- I'm sorry I called you
an orange, Dad.
346
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,966
- It's not that you called me
an orange, Mayan.
347
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,636
It's the way
that you called me an orange.
348
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,722
- I'm just frustrated.
349
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,683
I wish I had the time
to learn Spanish,
350
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,476
but I'm a working mom.
351
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,978
It's tough, you know.
- Yeah, I do know.
352
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,939
Because when you were little,
I was working all the time,
353
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,899
and your mom didn't force you,
so it didn't happen.
354
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,443
- But I don't feel
like I can be a proud Latina
355
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,947
because I don't speak
the language.
356
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,949
- Yo entiendo tu dolor, amor.
357
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,494
both: No.
358
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,580
- No, I-I'm just saying, like,
knowing Spanish is cool now.
359
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,459
AOC, Cardi B, Bad Bunny...
360
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546
They are changing the game.
361
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:53,925
It's a real Latinx-plosion.
362
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,927
- How about you stop
Latinx-plaining
363
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,597
and AOC yourself out
of this conversation?
364
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,599
- I want to join you guys
for a drink,
365
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,853
so I'll go warm up my sake.
366
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,772
- When I was growing up, Mayan,
there was no Bad Bunny.
367
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,652
There was pressure
to blend in, you know.
368
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,112
My grandmother didn't want me
to be in the sun
369
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,823
'cause she didn't want me
to get too dark.
370
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,909
One year I spent the whole
summer inside as a blonde.
371
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,454
- Oh, I saw those pictures.
372
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,622
You looked
like a Mexican Ken doll--
373
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,249
a Mexi-Ken.
374
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,585
Now, that's a collectible.
375
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,880
- I thought that if you
didn't speak Spanish,
376
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,549
you'd have an easier
time blending in.
377
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,469
- So it's your fault
I'm not a real Lopez.
378
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,262
- Oh, no, you're real Lopez.
379
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,348
The way you bullied
that rich white guy,
380
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,600
you don't need
to learn Spanish.
381
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,269
- No, I'm going to commit
to learning with Chance.
382
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:49,606
Pretty soon this chica
will be more fluent than JLo.
383
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,858
- Setting the bar low--smart.
384
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,654
- Oh, and, babe,
can you do me a favor?
385
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,989
- Yeah.
Whatever you need.
386
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,200
- Will you only talk
to Chance and I in Spanish
387
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,534
so it'll force us to learn?
388
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,994
- Honey, as a white man,
389
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,996
I don't feel
as though I'm in a position
390
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,957
to force you and Chance
to do anything.
391
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,292
both: Yes!
392
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,045
Ha ha! Ha!
393
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,711
- [screams]
394
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,629
- [mouths word]
395
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,797
- Oh!
396
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,805
- [gasps]
397
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,308
- Aah!
398
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,124
* *
399
00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:35,724
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