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There's nothing here

but it's all right.

I walk in the forest for relaxation

And picking blueberries and strawberries

Or mushrooms, I don't care what to pick

But it's pretty boring to be honest.

It's pretty dry in this place, I can't find anything here

But I've already picked up strawberries in the neighboring forest, I'm glad

I would like to find something special in this forest

It would be great to find in this forest some wild woman

To enjoy the forest to the fullest

It would be great

Without a woman in the forest is really boring

Wait

What?

Did it seem to me?

Laugh one more time

There is a wild woman in this forest

Need to do this first

Really?

OK

You have to drive the peg in diagonally

OK

I told you to take the instructions with you.

I have read so many instructions

i can survive even a nuclear war

You know?

Really?

yeah

Such great weather today!

Could you roll this tarp better?

Do a good thing plz

No problem

I want to grill here

We need something to eat

What you said?

We need to get something in the forest, I'm a survivor as you know

You cry even when you run out of toilet paper

Oh you are a real survivor

I just have very sensitive skin.

You are such a sensitive survivor

I don't understand why you laugh

Well

I will fix the chair so i not to fall to the ground

Ок

What will be for dinner tonight?

I'll try to catch something

In any case, there are many fruits in the forest

We will eat the gifts of nature

I think you can't live without groceries from the supermarket

What do you think you'll find in the woods for dinner?

Strawberries?

Why not?

The forest is rich in gifts

Really?

yeah

Well I don't know

I want to ask you something

Did you take any food with you at all?

Is there absolutely nothing to eat here?

Not

It's pretty weird

It amazes me that you are from the first salary bought this shawl

And this stupid tent

Why not?

Well

The main thing is that I bring money home, right?

Did you say money?

Oh this looks interesting!

But I bring home more money than you.

I didn't notice that you brought money home

You live in my apartment for which I pay

Also you eat the food that I buy

And you buy a tent from the first salary

So you can eat this tent

Bon appetite

I can right

Thanks

Looks like this lady doesn't need money

Oh I'll look in the bag for something

Yes, it's here, I didn't forget. It is good

Some clothes to change into, you know?

I think I messed up this shirt

You seem to only care about money

Well

Money doesn't fall from the sky

Also today I paid for gas

So it turns out that only I pay for everything

We both live in my apartment

But only I pay

Enough to say it!

What?

This is true! Don't say it's not true

Not

Come on!

Look!

I propose to bet

what bet?

You wanted to borrow money, right?

But I didn't want scandals about it

We can do it this way

I will give you money

If you do everything I want

Like if I leave your apartment?

May be

But first let's play a game

Which one of us gathers more fruit in the forest wins

After all, you didn't even take the sausage for the grill

But then I took a basket for berries

But..

So that we can pick up at least blueberries

But grilled sausage doesn't grow in the forest

Of course not

So

Good

Take the basket, I'll take it too

Who picks up the most berries wins.

And for how much time?

For example 3 hours

Good

Agreed?

Deal!

If I win, I will lend money for a motorcycle.

super

So let's start!

I'm going

Bye!

I'll put it here for now

Hey hello!

How are you?

Are you lost?

No I'm not lost

I'm looking for some wild berries

Do you happen to know where I can find this?

Well, in general it is possible, but difficult.

This forest is completely dry

yeah

Berries in swamps

In swamps?

Where is it?

Well, are you good at navigating the area?

I would say yes

Well look!

You have to keep going in that direction.

Then you will cross that meadow

Yes

There is a house

There's only one home, you can't go wrong

Yes, I see this house

Turn left near the house

OK

And then in the forest after 200 meters you will see a rock

The rock is on the right

Of course

Don't confuse

House, then to the left, then in the forest to the right near the cliff

There are these swamps behind the rock

It's OK

Do berries really grow there?

There is an abundance of berries

Blueberries, raspberries

This is amazing

There are a lot of forest strawberries too

All types of berries in one place

So I will go there

You can meet the beasts there, be careful

Excellent!

Wish you a good way!

Thank you very much for your advice!

Be careful, this is not a joke

I can handle

Thanks a lot for the advice, man

Good luck!

Moron

Good afternoon!

Good afternoon!

Who are you?

I was walking by and I heard some noise

Wanted to make sure everything is ok

Everything is fine

Didn't mean to bother you, sorry

I'm just walking in the woods

My doctor advised me to work less and more to be in nature

I've been under a lot of stress lately, you know

I just try to walk in the woods

picking the gifts of nature

It's cool

But to be honest it's a little boring

yeah

What about you? Are you alone here?

Yes, I'm alone here

You know what, I need berries

Berries?

I see you have a lot of berries

Do you need berries?

I can try?

Of course try

Wow such delicious berries

Yes it's true

Where did you pick up so many berries?

Here in the forest

Really?

I think there are no more berries left

Well, if you're going to go berry picking....

Yes I am going to

But...

I don't think you're from the village, right?

Yes, I'm from the city

This is true

You only go to the forest occasionally, right?

well something like that

I was last here 3 years ago

I would like to find some berries

Looks like you picked all the berries in this forest

Yes, I have a lot of berries

Can I keep these berries for myself?

Well wait

I could give you berries

Can I buy your berries?

Buy?

I have money, how much?

Wait

I'm not interested in money

How?

I am a businessman, I have enough money

I came to the forest for relaxation I don't want to think about money here

OK

I don't want to make money deals in the woods

When I came to the forest for a walk I thought it was some kind of adventure, you know?

I don't mean fight with the wolves or something like that

Or get lost in the woods or something like that

My adventure is to meet someone wonderful

For example, to meet such a beautiful girl like you

Thanks

I want to enjoy the forest to the fullest

What do you mean?

Don't say you don't understand what I'm getting at

Do you understand?

I think I understand you

I have this and I'm willing to trade it for something but not for money

Yeah, I'm beautiful, what could it be?

When you bent down for your wallet it was great

Could you put your wallet in your bag?

Oh, even so?

Show me how you clean your wallet

Well, if the money does not come in handy for us then I'll hide my wallet

But you know what I have a boyfriend

I know

How did you know that?

But we don't need your boyfriend for our deal.

It doesn't concern him

This is true

This is our adventure

Wait, I'll look around

you look so sexy

In that case, I'll put it here

You can rest here for a while.

Oh this sounds great

How do you imagine it?

Well, I would like a big tasty sausage from you

But I want to be satisfied

So take my bet

Excellent

It's OK

So get to know him

Do you see the sausage

I see

But is it really a big beautiful sausage?

Well, it's hard to say right now

Sakes alive!

Oh hello sausage!

Well...

Sweet sausage

Do you like it?

If you want a really big beautiful sausage

you need a little work on it

Such a gentle touch

So you were looking for this here, and not berries?

I want to be honest

This is exactly what I was looking for

It is very cute

You know what

Could you fuck me, for that matter?

Of course

But first put those berries in the basket

Oh you're picking berries so romantic

I'll put it here

We need to hurry, my boyfriend will be back soon.

Oh are you looking at my ass?

So I'll leave the berries here

Please, help yourself, sweetie.

This is an appetizer before the main course.

Oh, nice

I should get to know your friend better for him to wake up

It's in your hands

It's in my hands, right?

Exactly

Do you like it this way?

Of course

Very like

Could my lady taste it?

Tasting?

It would be great

By tongue?

By tongue and mouth

So since we were together in nature, so why not

Nice

Damn it!

Don't worry my lady, it's all right

Everything is fine

Taste the sausage carefully so as not to burn yourself.

I also miss mayonnaise

Do you have mayonnaise with you?

mayonnaise coming soon

french dressing

Oh yes, mr forester

Would you like to taste the magic eggs too?

Well, of course

How do you like?

It's great

A little lower is also very tasty

Not now

Would you like to relax a little and undress

Of course

Great business

Oh yes, you helped me with the berries today

You asked to take off my clothes

This is the best thing I could see in this forest

Come to me beauty, sausage is waiting for you

It's my taste

Take it off

You make me wait, it's hard

I really need your sausage, you know?

Sausage on alert

Really?

Oh I'm waiting for your dressing

It is great

Oh you are already so wet, wow!

Oh yeah

Yes, just like that

So let's get down to our deal

Let's get started

It's a pleasure to do business with you

With you too

Oh put it in me

I'm excited about our deal

Nice ride?

Yes, really good

Such a hard sausage, right?

What an adventure

I did not expect such an adventure

Oh yeah

you moving well

Can I take you by the neck

Oh yeah

Oh yes, mr forester

It's so nice

Do you know how we can continue?

How about doggy?

Yes doggy is cool

I want to see your amazing ass

I want to enjoy your treasures

Could milady change position, it would be great

Oh yeah

You can't stop, right?

Oh yeah!

Come on fuck me

So come on milady

be so kind

I'm already waiting for you there

I am waiting

Come on, put it in

Move your ass up I want to see your ass well

Yes just like that

Move your feet back a little

Oh yeah

Oh yes mr forester

Oh yeah

Oh yes mr forester

Can you go more often to the forest for berries?

Oh my god, mr forester

This is so nice

I must confess my doctor was right

It was a good idea to go to the forest

This is true

Come on fuck my dick

That is, I wanted to say sausage

that you wanted so much

This is one of the best sausages in my life.

I think I heard something

Let's hide in a tent

faster

Take your sausage and let's go to the tent

Perhaps it seemed to me, come to me

I have to look around

Everything is fine

We can continue

Shall we continue our adventure?

Where are my berries?

Berries are outside

Outside?

This is probably the most pleasant transaction in my life.

Oh yeah

You turned me on with your business idea.

Yes, it's excellent

I will breathe deeply so that the sausage does not overheat

If anything, I'll cool her down

Don't tell me this, otherwise I'll сum

Get on your knees please

Oh yeah

It is excellent

I hope the sausage is not cold yet

Let's move to the back now

This is a great sausage

Stay lying like this

Oh yes, mr forester

It's a wonderful adventure

Oh mister

A wonderful end to our adventure

But I wanted to try dressing

in my mouth

I'm sorry sausage has no brain

Oh, mr forester

That was amazing

Did you hear the sound?

Yes Yes

Get dressed quickly

Honey, I'm already back

meet me

I keep my fists

How are you getting on with the berries?

You know what? I almost drowned in the swamp

Why are you naked?

How are you, dear?

You did not answer my question

What the hell is going on here

Hello, man

Damn it, where's my axe?

What's this?

I won

How did you win?

Dammit!

I'm going to kill him

Take it easy

Сalm down, man

I thank you for your collaboration

great business deal

But I have to say goodbye to you

help yourself

So that means you won?

Yes I won

Where are your berries?

You didn't find the berries

You see...

My basket is broken in the grass

because I almost drowned in the swamp

Well, you see what a loser you are

I won

Thank you very much, mr forester

Well I'm off, goodbye, thanks

Bye!