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♪ They're creepy and they're kooky
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♪ Mysterious and spooky
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♪ They're altogether ooky
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♪ The Addams family
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♪ The house is a museum
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♪ When people come to see 'em
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♪ They really are a scream
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♪ The Addams family
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Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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♪ So get a witch's shawl on
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♪ A broomstick you can crawl on
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♪ We're gonna pay a call on
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♪ The Addams family ♪
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Is this where the Addams family lives?
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Yeah.
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You going in there?
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I'm the truant officer.
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They've got two kids who have
never set foot in school.
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Good luck, Charlie.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Uh, you must be one of the Addams children.
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I'm Wednesday.
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I'm Mr. Hilliard.
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Are your parents at home?
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They're always at home.
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I'd like to see them.
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You mean you wanna come in?
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If you don't mind.
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Nice place you've got here, Wednesday.
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We like it. It's so nice and gloomy.
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Who's that?
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That used to be a friend of my daddy's.
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Wednesday!
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Wednesday.
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Here. I fixed it for you.
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Pugsley is very handy.
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Fixed her? That doll doesn't have a head.
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It's Marie Antoinette.
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Grandmama told us about
the French Revolution
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and Pugsley chopped off her head.
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Meet you out in the cemetery.
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Mommy is in the conservatory.
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Why, you perked up my African strangler.
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Come here, darling.
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Mommy, this is Mr. Hilliard.
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How do you do, Mr. Hilliard?
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Uh, Mrs. Addams, I was sent here...
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My hemlock has been very listless lately.
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Do you know anything about hemlock?
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No, Mrs. Addams. I was sent here to...
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Oh, what a pity.
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I think I'll run along
and bury Marie Antoinette.
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Have fun, dear.
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Just look at my beautiful poison oak.
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Every leaf so alive.
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Mrs. Addams,
your children are six and eight years old...
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And growing like toadstools.
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My hemlock continues to droop.
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They've got to attend school.
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It's the law.
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Oh, I'd love to discuss that with you,
Mr. Hilliard,
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but you see, I can't.
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You must speak to my husband.
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The law is his responsibility.
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That's quite a bell.
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Yes, Gomez is very fond of it.
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But we can never use it when
we have a cake in the oven.
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Hello, Mr. Addams.
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I didn't hear you come in.
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Lurch is our butler.
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He will take you to Mr. Addams.
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Uh, couldn't I just stay here?
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I'm sure you and I can settle this matter.
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On the other hand,
perhaps it would be better to see Mr. Addams.
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Follow me.
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My poor little hemlock.
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Where have I failed you?
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I know.
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You haven't been getting enough moonlight.
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Mr. Addams.
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Mr. Addams,
I am Sam Hilliard from the Sherwood School.
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How do you do, Mr. Hilliard?
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I just stopped by to talk to you about...
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They're gonna crash.
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You think so, huh?
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
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You meant to blow them up?
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Of course.
Why else would a grown man play with trains?
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You wanna blow the other bridge?
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Oh, some other time.
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You know how it is with a
small child and new trains.
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What can I do for you?
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Uh,
it's about sending the children to school.
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Oh, Mama's in charge of the education.
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She's in the guest room playing
darts with Uncle Fester.
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But they've got to go to school.
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Everybody sends their kids to school.
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Ridiculous.
Why have children just to get rid of them?
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I'm opposed to the whole nonsense.
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But don't you want them to learn?
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Learn, you say?
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Look at that. Little Wednesday's.
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Spiders.
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Pedigreed.
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Ever known a child who could
raise thoroughbred spiders?
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No.
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There you are.
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But I was referring to more formal learning.
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Uh, reading.
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What is there for a six-year-old to read?
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But someday she'll be 26.
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See you then.
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Mr. Addams, surely you want your
youngsters to be like other children.
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But they are.
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You should see little Pugsley
wrestling with his octopus.
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A live octopus? He's all boy.
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What if he bites him?
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Mr. Hilliard, Pugsley doesn't bite.
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A little nip now and then perhaps.
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But it's all in fun.
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Well, look, this isn't my idea.
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The board of education...
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We have our own board of education.
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Mama tutors the children
in all the fine arts.
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Music, painting, ballet.
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She's the longhair of the family.
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And a fantastic dart player.
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You only got 10 points.
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I nipped him in the ear, didn't I?
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Ear? Watch the master.
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You're standing right in my way.
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It's the only safe place.
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Step aside.
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Now watch this one.
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Right in the old gizzard.
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This is the guest room.
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That was close.
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Go ahead, Fester, you get another shot.
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This time, get him right in the old heart.
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What's the matter with your friend?
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I don't know.
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Weird, isn't he?
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Then that crazy plant grabbed me.
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And you should've seen how happy
he was when he blew up the bridge.
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And that big monster they call a butler.
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He would've frightened Frankenstein.
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Now, Mr. Hilliard, really.
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I was there.
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That knife was aimed straight at my heart.
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Now, now, calm down.
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But I got away.
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Please try and pull yourself together.
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Mr. Hilliard,
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if you'll take my advice, you'll go home
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and lie down for a while.
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If you take my advice,
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you'll leave those Addams
kids right where they are.
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That's the closet. I'm sorry.
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I never knew he drank.
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Oh, the thorns are so much larger this fall.
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Lovely, Morticia.
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You have such a way with roses.
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Thank you, Gomez.
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Did I just hear a peal of thunder?
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You did, Tish. You did.
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Oh, that's the most heavenly sound.
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It makes life worth living.
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You remember our honeymoon, Gomez?
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Who could forget our first
night in Death Valley.
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There was a stillness in the air.
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Tish.
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The moon was full.
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And that lovely soft
fluttering of bat wings.
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And the divine cave.
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You're so romantic, Tish.
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I think they're waiting for us, Gomez.
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The music is so lovely.
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Look, darling. I finished it this morning.
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How do you think Cousin Imar is
going to like his new sweater?
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Uh-huh.
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That's odd.
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What's odd, dear?
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I didn't know Cousin Imar
wore turtleneck sweaters.
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Mmm. Querida.
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The mail's in.
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Never mind, Lurch. I'll get it.
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Thank you, Thing.
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It's for you, Mommy.
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Thank you, darling.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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What is it, Tish?
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The Sherwood School insists that
we enroll the children immediately.
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We must've made a very good
impression on that Mr. Hilliard.
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Morticia,
you can't send the children to school.
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I'll be lost without them.
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Gomez, I've seen little Wednesday
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looking out the fence at the other children.
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I think she wants to play with them.
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Well, she didn't get that
from my side of the family.
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School?
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I never went to school,
and look how I turned out.
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Uncle Fester, looks,
charm and personality aren't everything.
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There's such a thing as
learning and accomplishment.
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Accomplishment?
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Who else do you know that's 110 volts?
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Watch!
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Beautiful.
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I can even make it blink.
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You do have natural talent, Uncle Fester.
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But that has nothing to do
with learning or knowledge.
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I'll call the school and tell them
we'll be there in the morning.
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Morticia.
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Gomez.
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Darling.
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Mother knows best. Now, believe me.
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We'll send the children to school.
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School? That's for kids.
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I'm sure the children are
going to be very happy here.
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If we wanted them to be happy,
we'd have let them stay home.
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Now, Miss Comstock, I...
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Wasn't that that nice Mr. Hilliard?
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He certainly is an odd one, isn't he?
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Have you noticed it, too?
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Yes.
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Why, do you know, he suddenly ran
out of our house the other day?
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Frightened by a simple game of darts.
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I'm going to have to have
another talk with him.
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B-O-O-Z-E.
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Booze.
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Really? I guess I underestimated him.
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Come along, children.
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Be good today, Wednesday, Pugsley.
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All right. Goodbye, children.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, dear.
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I'm going to miss the
patter of their little feet
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sneaking up behind me.
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I'm so glad we had no trouble with this.
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Of course, these cases bring the
superintendent down on our necks.
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And he's the most difficult,
troublesome man.
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Oh?
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And there's always one
like that in the school system.
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Well, I know just how to handle it.
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You get me his picture and I'll send
it to my friend DuBois in Haiti.
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When he's through sticking pins in it...
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Gomez.
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You haven't heard from DuBois in years.
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He may not be taking mail orders anymore.
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How about a nice
old-fashioned horse whipping?
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Good, good. Or let our boa
constrictor give him a good squeeze.
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A little dip in boiling oil?
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Miss Comstock, you're my kind of people.
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Tish, what about Goomba in Nairobi?
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He gets some wonderful
results with just a drum.
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And now that we have Telstar...
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You're so practical.
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Four minutes after 3:00
and they're not here yet.
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Are they gonna keep them
there for night school?
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Gomez, a watched cauldron never bubbles.
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They'd be here by now if
they let Pugsley drive.
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By Jove, I think they did.
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Wednesday.
266
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,807
What is it, Wednesday?
267
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What is it, darling? That's it.
268
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,494
There, there, there.
269
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:29,663
Father, it was terrible. They killed him.
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Mr. Hilliard? The dragon.
271
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,818
What dragon? Who killed a dragon?
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A knight in shining armor.
273
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:39,040
He killed the dragon.
274
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:41,008
I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
275
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The poor, defenseless dragon.
276
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,579
That isn't all. You ought to hear
277
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,448
some of the other stories in her book.
278
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,399
Let me see that, darling.
279
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,502
Grimm's Fairy Tales.
280
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:54,321
What a lovely name, Grimm.
281
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,256
How could he write such terrible stories?
282
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,842
Must be sick.
283
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,944
Atavistic cruelty.
284
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,578
Perverse barbarism.
285
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,714
Such violence.
286
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,201
Gomez!
287
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:09,286
That settles it. No more school.
288
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,821
Good thinking, sir.
289
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,774
That's all right for our children,
290
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,559
but what about all the others?
291
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,245
I suppose you're right.
We should do something.
292
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,030
Just as ordinary citizens.
293
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,450
I could call that Miss Comstock.
294
00:18:24,653 --> 00:18:26,120
No.
295
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:30,191
I'll call that nice Mr.
Hilliard and invite him over.
296
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,459
And we'll discuss it with him.
297
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,612
You know, I really think he liked us.
298
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,531
Oh, no, no. Never!
299
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,234
But, Mr. Hilliard,
they insist on seeing you.
300
00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:42,436
I'm sorry, I haven't made out my will yet.
301
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,863
What if Mr. Hilliard doesn't come?
302
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,567
Angel,
your father sent Lurch for Mr. Hilliard,
303
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,770
and it's very difficult
for people to refuse Lurch.
304
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,039
He has such a nice way with them.
305
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,208
Now, let me see your hands.
306
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,110
Oh, excellent, Pugsley.
307
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,013
The nails are nice and clean and sharp.
308
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,084
And you did very well,
too, Wednesday darling.
309
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,454
I think we took a bath for nothing.
310
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,139
Mr. Hilliard.
311
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,998
Mr. Hilliard. I'm so glad you could come.
312
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,600
Put Mr. Hilliard in the good chair.
313
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,383
That'll be all for now, Lurch.
314
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:03,584
Children.
315
00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:06,120
You just never know what they're thinking.
316
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,339
I do.
317
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,576
We do have a bone to pick with you,
Mr. Hilliard.
318
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:15,395
Haven't we?
319
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,817
Oh, perhaps I have done some little thing.
320
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,972
Ah, Mr. Hilliard,
murder is not a little thing.
321
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,173
Murder?
322
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,425
As if you didn't know.
323
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,778
But first, some refreshment.
324
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,913
Mama?
325
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,348
Uncle Fester?
326
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,240
Wait till you see what
they've got cooked up for you.
327
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,625
The end.
328
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,777
It figures.
329
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,800
No! No, thank you.
330
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,801
We made it especially for you.
331
00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:55,952
I know, I know.
332
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,256
You must taste the cookies.
333
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,474
An old family recipe.
334
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,025
The bats are my favorites,
335
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,744
although the lizards are good, too.
336
00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:06,964
You can feel them wiggling
practically all the way down.
337
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:08,815
Time to go.
338
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,393
Mr. Hilliard, you're a bundle of nerves.
339
00:21:19,461 --> 00:21:21,578
Isn't there something we can do for him,
Gomez?
340
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,447
Of course.
341
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,933
The rack. The rack?
342
00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:28,335
That stretching, so relaxing.
343
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,587
Lurch.
344
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,009
You rang?
345
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,662
The rack for Mr. Hilliard.
346
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,229
No! Please!
347
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,132
I just had it overhauled.
348
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,801
I got all the squeaks back in.
349
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:47,521
If I've caused any trouble...
350
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,190
Oh, we're not really blaming you,
Mr. Hilliard.
351
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,526
But there are some things
we just can't tolerate.
352
00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:54,595
Like what? Like violence.
353
00:21:54,664 --> 00:21:56,213
Well, what's wrong with a little...
354
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,497
Violence?
355
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,117
The kind they're teaching
the children at school.
356
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,270
You did say,
"Teaching the children in school"?
357
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,072
Come now, Mr. Hilliard.
358
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:06,607
Let's not pretend.
359
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:08,759
Have you read your friend Grimm lately?
360
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,311
Those harmless
little fairy tales?
361
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,512
Harmless?
362
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,998
Killing a poor defenseless dragon?
363
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:18,035
But there are no real dragons.
364
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,704
What gave you that impression?
365
00:22:21,691 --> 00:22:23,490
And what about that Hansel and Gretel?
366
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,108
Little Hansel and Gretel?
367
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,193
Little juvenile delinquents.
368
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,747
Pushing sweet old ladies into hot ovens.
369
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,115
Sweet old...
370
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,234
That's not what you want
to feed little children.
371
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:34,802
Of course not.
372
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:37,855
Then why don't you just run
right down to the School Board,
373
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,956
and tell them to do something about it?
374
00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,458
Well, I...
375
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,111
You know,
I'm beginning to think you've got something.
376
00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:46,096
You are? Another drink for Mr. Hilliard!
377
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,331
No, please.
378
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,038
I'm beginning to see your point.
379
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,089
Something must be done.
380
00:22:56,158 --> 00:23:01,027
From dragons to toy guns to real
guns to bombs to atom bombs!
381
00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:02,629
You know what?
382
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:06,050
Thinking like yours can save the world.
383
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:15,142
I must confess I misjudged
you people completely.
384
00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:18,845
Thank you.
385
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,026
Do you think he'll
convince the School Board?
386
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:35,929
I don't know.
387
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,964
He's such a weird little man.
388
00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:58,752
Fester, you're not cheating.
389
00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:01,855
I'm sorry.
390
00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:12,065
Pugsley.
He's building Wednesday a little dollhouse.
391
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,572
Why, thank you, Thing.
392
00:24:20,243 --> 00:24:23,544
Hello. Yes.
393
00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:27,180
Wonderful.
Yes, the children will be in school tomorrow.
394
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:29,783
Thank you.
395
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:31,752
That was that nice Mr. Hilliard.
396
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:35,088
He said the School Board accepted
our ideas enthusiastically.
397
00:24:35,157 --> 00:24:37,691
Really?
Well, now, Mr. Hilliard may be right.
398
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,693
We may have saved the world.
399
00:24:41,196 --> 00:24:43,264
Do you think we did the right thing?
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