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J“ hey, hey j“
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j“ bye bye bye, bye bye j“
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j“ bye bye j“
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j“ I'm doing this tonight j"
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j“ you're probably gonna start a fight j“
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j“ I know this can't be right j“
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j“ hey, baby, come on j“
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j“ I loved you endlessly j“
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j“ when you weren't there for me j“
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j“ so now it's time to leave
and make it alone j“
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j“ I know that I can't take no more,
it ain't no lie j“
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j“ I want to see you out that doorj“
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j“ baby bye bye bye j“
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j“ don't want to be a fool for you j“
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j“ just another player
in your game for two j“
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j“ you may hate me but it ain't no lie j“
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j“ baby, bye bye bye, bye bye j“
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j“ don't really want to make it tough j“
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j“ I just want to tell you
that I've had enough j“
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j“ it might sound crazy
but it ain't no lie j“
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j“ baby, bye bye... j“
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Hey, Lexi. It's me, Mikey.
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Mikey. No, no, no, no,
don't hang up, don't hang up.
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I got a big fucking surprise for you...
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Who is it?
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Housecleaning. Hey...
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Surprise! Hey! Hey, lil.
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Oh, my shit.
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Nice to see you too. How you been?
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Okay...
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It's me, Mikey. Remember me?
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I know. What are you doing here for?
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Well, I just came to see Lexi.
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Well, I came to see you, of sour...
Both you guys.
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But is Lexi here right now?
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- Lexi!
- Thank you.
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- What?
- You won't believe who's here.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- Oh, my shit!
- Surprise!
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Oh, my god, what the...
What are you doing here?
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- Aww, it's good to see you, too.
- Why are you here?
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Oh, goddamn, where do I begin? Uh, let...
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- No, you're not coming in this house.
- All beat up.
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That's right. What-what the fuck...
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All right, well, I'll tell you...
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Why are you here?
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- Yeah.
- Uh, well.
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- Why are you here?
- Mom, can you give me a minute?
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I just wanted to come in
and hang for a couple of days.
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- No, you're not coming in here.
- You're not coming in my house.
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Mom, can you...
Can you just go inside?
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What the fuck, Mikey?
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I-I know, I know this is unexpected.
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Oh, nothing with you is unexpected.
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You still got that sass!
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Look, I don't know what you want,
but I can't help you,
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so it doesn't matter
how or why you're here. Go away!
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Hey, lil.
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Ma! Goddamnit.
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I don't want to be here, all right?
This is embarrassing for me.
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- I don't want you here either.
- You think I want to show up like this?
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I got my ass fuckin' kicked.
I just need a place to crash.
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- Why can't you be cool?
- Does it look like a hotel?
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Really? It's like that?
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Can you get off the property, please?
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What, why? What are you
going to fucking do? Really?
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You want me to call the cops?
I'll call the cops. I'm calling the cops.
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- Fuck!
- Ten, nine, eight...
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- God...
- Seven... faster.
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I'm technically off the property,
so you can't call the cops,
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because I'm on public land
respecting your boundaries!
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Can you keep it down?
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Can you come over here so I don't
have to project my voice, please?
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Fuck!
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Seriously, I just need a place
to crash for a couple of days.
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- What's the big deal?
- Mikey, go fuck yourself.
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Oh, you don't even know what I've been
through. Look at my fucking face.
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I just was on a bus for two days,
I had to walk here from the bus station...
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Why don't you stay with your mama?
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My mom's in a nursing home in le marque.
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A care home. I can't sleep there.
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- Mikey, what do you want?
- Oh, my god...
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- What do you want?
- I just fucking told you.
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I just need to crash for a couple days.
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- What, you want money, right? Here.
- I don't want fucking money.
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I got 22 fucking dollars.
Here, come get it.
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I can't come on your property,
come get your money.
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You should've called!
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If I would have called,
you would have said no.
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I'm still saying no,
so you fucked yourself by coming.
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Oh, please, come on, you know me.
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- Damn straight I do.
- You know me and you know
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I wouldn't be literally begging if I had
somewhere to go.
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And if you don't let me in, I'm going
to sleep in tarpey fucking park tonight.
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Is that what you want?
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You said you were never gonna
step a foot in Texas again.
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And then the world fucked me.
What can I say?
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- Peek-a-boo!
- Ma!
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See, your mom's saying, "let him in,
let him in to take a shower."
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And the dog's like, "oh, he's a good man,
I can tell by his nice energy."
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Please, let me take a fucking shower.
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The shit
got out of fucking control.
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It! Didn't see it with my own eyes,
I wouldn't believe it.
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The place turned into a fucking trap house
right under my nose.
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Fucking speigler sends me
some scraggly bitch from Ohio
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that he promised would be chill.
Her first night in the house,
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she gets in a fight and knocks
this fucking bitch out.
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Crack. Right in front of me.
I was like, "holy shit!"
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So anyway, she bounced.
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Now I got to fill the room
so I don't lose the month,
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and her friend comes and stays there
and just gets high the whole fucking time.
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Why didn't you just kick the bitch out?
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Well, I had seven hoes in there,
letting ms-13 deal drugs the whole time.
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Lil, ms-13 is a gang
you don't want to fuck with.
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You're good? Okay.
You need any coffee?
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All right. Sorry. So, anyway.
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Long story short,
I ended up hiding out in my room
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because these dudes
were straight fucking killers,
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and I didn't want to fucking get killed
so I played video games the whole time.
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- Remember the house in Chatsworth?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, this place was, like,
maybe five times bigger. Beautiful house.
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I had a two year lease with an option
to buy at the end of the lease, right?
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Well, as usual, shit got fucking crazy.
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Isnapped,
I got up in one of those cholos' faces,
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because I'm not a little bitch.
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I came this fucking close to getting shot.
This fucking close.
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So then I had to crash with Kennedy.
Do you remember Kennedy?
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Remember... do you remember Kennedy?
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Anyway, I had to crash at Kennedy's
for like three weeks
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until he kicked my ass out,
because someone left his back door open
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and his cute little cat
got out and got killed.
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And it wasn't me, it was some dumb cunt
that he fucked the night before.
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to swear.
But I don't do that.
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Like, everyone blames me,
like, "oh, Mikey's the bad guy."
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It's like, whatever, it's bullshit.
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So anyway, I had to crash at this place,
he kicks me out,
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for like three nights
I slept on the fucking street,
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I slept in an alleyway.
I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow.
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It's fucking bullshit.
My neck was so sore!
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I got beat up, that's how this...
All this happened.
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Two homeless fuckers
beat the shit out of me,
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they took everything
except my phone and my wallet.
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And the only reason they didn't get that
is the cops showed up and arrested my ass.
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Why'd you get arrested?
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I have a feelin' there's
a whole lot more to this story.
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- I'm sure there is.
- Well, what...
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It doesn't even matter. Look, guys,
this could be fun, this could be cool.
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I got a plan. While I was on the bus,
I thought about this.
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I gave it some serious thought.
Lil, you know I'm not a freeloader, right?
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- While I'm here...
- How long?
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- How long what?
- How long do you plan on staying?
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Well, I mean,
that's up to you and Lexi, of course,
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but look, I saw some hiring signs
on the way in.
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I'll go downtown tomorrow,
and I'll get a job that pays cash.
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I'll teach fucking karate if I have to.
I just got my green belt.
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And I'll make cash and I'll help out
around here.
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You need a man around the house.
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Okay? I already see shit's falling apart,
I can help out with all that shit, right?
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I want at least 200 a week.
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Thank you, lil.
You're not gonna regret this.
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Seriously, thank you so much
for-for trusting me.
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Let's give it a couple of days
and see how it goes.
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Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with.
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I don't want to make you uncomfortable,
I'm here to help.
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And look, before long,
it'll be like we're still married.
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We are still married.
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Oh, my god! The backyard's a mess!
See? You need a guy around here.
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Dude, there's a dragonfly!
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Find out when she
called you... now you traveled?
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- Yeah.
- How many days later?
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About three days.
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So she called you and said
they were in a high speed chase.
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She said "I was in
a high speed chase, with Dante."
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- Mornin'.
- Mornin'.
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He was in the car, she pulled up,
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- somebody told her where they were.
- I love this show.
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I watch it every day, so get used to it.
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And from what I was told,
they were doing like 80.
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Down a main street.
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She's trying to catch him,
and he hit a pole. A fence pole.
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What do you say happened?
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I was coming back from the airport,
dropping her off as she stated.
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And when I was at the stop sign,
I had the right of way to go...
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Excuse me.
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Another car came
straight through the stop sign.
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They ran the stop sign
and t-boned the car almost.
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They hit the front of the car...
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Was this your baby mother
in the other car?
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No.
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When she calls you
and she tells you,
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because I believe
that conversation happened.
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- Do you call him?
- Yes.
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- And what does he say?
- He like,
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"man, you know that crazy broad,
it's not my fault.
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She crazy, I was trying..."
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He was in fear for his safety
is what he told me.
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- Is that what you said?
- No.
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I don't believe you.
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Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim
for emotional distress.
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I cannot wait to hear this.
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Hey, lil, I'm going to borrow
some of your ground beef, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Lexi. Hello?
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- Yeah?
- Hey, I'm not looking too presentable,
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so I'm going to let this thing go down
before I go on these interviews.
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So a few more days, okay?
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All right?
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- Sure.
- All right, thank you.
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It was before she
started getting into my business.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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So that's what your counterclaim is about?
She has caused you emotional distress?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Not baby mama...
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Put some clothes on, for Christ's sake.
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- All of them do.
- Okay.
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They all run together.
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Your counterclaim is dismissed, sir.
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Judgement in this case
is for the plaintiff, $2,902.
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Not even one men's shirt?
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Beggars can't be choosers, Mikey.
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Your iastjob listed
is over 17 years ago.
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That's quite a gap in employment.
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Well, you know, I've worked
almost every day for the last 17 years.
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It's just I've been self-employed.
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- What line of work?
- Oh, mostly entertainment.
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I've been living in Los Angeles,
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that's why I have the 323 area code
right there, in case you were wondering.
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Film, television,
music, entrepreneurship.
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Okay, so why are you
interested in working here?
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- Well, I'm living here now.
- Mm-hm.
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We were estranged for a while,
I'll be honest.
231
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,143
But you know, we're both from here,
232
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:28,957
and now that we're back living here,
we decided to make a run of it.
233
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,044
Well, we do require some experience
or some previous training
234
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:36,006
in the service industry
and at least one reference.
235
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,967
Yeah, that's going to be tricky.
236
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,470
But I did work for cici's pizza
in '99 and 2000.
237
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,181
I think that branch I worked for closed.
I put it on there.
238
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,017
But, yeah, you could
contact corporate if you like.
239
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,978
Look, if you...
If you were incarcerated, that's okay,
240
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,902
I just need something
from your parole officer.
241
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,667
All right, look, I'm going
to be straight with you.
242
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,068
- Tell me, I need that.
- Okay.
243
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,046
All right, look,
I'll just be honest with you, man.
244
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,255
You don't recognize me, do you?
245
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,657
I'm an adult film actor.
246
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,286
- Excuse me?
- A porn star. I'm a porn star.
247
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,417
I know, I've been working in the adult
entertainment industry since 2001
248
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,670
- and, you know, even though...
- Did you say porn?
249
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,547
- Hey, it was fun.
- I'm sure it was.
250
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,632
Yeah, all the ladies...
251
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,802
Why don't you just Google me?
Look up Mikey saber.
252
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,762
- Mikey...
- Saber.
253
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,181
S-a-b-e-r.
254
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,142
- Xxx, go ahead. Search it.
- This is unbelievable.
255
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,269
Yeah, that's what they say.
256
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,022
Yeah, just pull that up.
Yeah, that's me right there.
257
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,607
Younger me, but...
258
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,611
- Oh, that certainly is you.
- Mm, yeah.
259
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:43,907
Two-thousand movies, six awards,
13 nominations and hall of fame did that.
260
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,953
Now I wanna, you now, start fresh,
and really start a new chapter,
261
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,455
a new life with you
and your company, ma'am.
262
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:55,293
I'd really like to help you but, um,
my management, they would not permit this.
263
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,963
I'm sorry, but you're just simply...
264
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,967
Overqualified for this job.
265
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:08,223
I'm just not sure our customers would be
comfortable with you waiting on them.
266
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,892
They may have seen one of your movies.
267
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:14,271
Later on, when you get home,
Google "Mikey saber xxx"
268
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,332
and you'll see what I'm talking about.
It's some good shit.
269
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,750
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll do that.
- Cool.
270
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,214
- Thanks, man. Take care now.
- Okay.
271
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,949
Stripes, food king, dollar general.
I even went to fucking luby's.
272
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,492
Nobody is hiring.
273
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,830
At least get your assistance check.
274
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,436
Well, [may be able to get
you pay stubs
275
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,170
from brazzers or new sensations.
276
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,023
But I had a falling out
with one of the guys over there.
277
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,715
It's a long story.
278
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,360
Okay, but you need to be
a Texas resident to get benefits.
279
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,345
Oh, no, I'm residing here.
I moved back in with my wife last week.
280
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:51,349
In order to be a resident, you need
to reside here for at least 180 days.
281
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,102
So, why don't you come back
when you can provide me
282
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,564
with a Texas state ID and a copy
of your marriage license, okay?
283
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,940
Yes, ma'am.
284
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:03,779
Also, I'm a little confused,
is your last name Davies or saber?
285
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,286
During the bill Kay Ford
auto show sale-a-thon
286
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:15,582
get zero percent apr for 60 to 72 months,
plus, auto show bonus cash...
287
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,835
- Morning, lil.
- Good morning.
288
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,837
On Ford's most popular models!
289
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,911
This has been a test
of the emergency warning system.
290
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,485
Ernesto!
291
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,782
It's me, Mikey, from high school.
292
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,368
Mikey? Oh...
293
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,495
Mikey, okay. Okay.
294
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,707
- Is your mom here?
- Yeah, she's here.
295
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,042
Can I please speak with her really quick?
296
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,211
- Yeah, she's out in the back.
- Okay.
297
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Out back.
298
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:46,941
- That way.
- Yeah, out back.
299
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,342
Okay. Thanks, big dog.
300
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:04,274
He retarded. Don't worry about it,
you know the boy is slow.
301
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,776
That's why his head is so big.
Don't talk about the boy.
302
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,944
I don't need him.
303
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,506
I'm just tellin' you to calm
down, I'm gonna check his ass.
304
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,240
Pardon me, leondria.
305
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,075
Hey, it's me, Mikey.
306
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,705
Mikey. Remember me?
307
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,041
It's okay, it's been forever.
308
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,460
It's lil's son-in-law. Mikey.
309
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,589
- Mikey...
- Yeah, it's good to see you, ma'am.
310
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,272
What the hell are you doing around here?
311
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,009
Yeah, i-I'm back in town.
312
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,762
It's so good to see you again, ma'am.
You look great.
313
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,389
- Hey, I'm Mikey.
- My daughter, June.
314
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,603
Uh... oh, shit, June.
I haven't seen you since...
315
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,563
Last time I saw you,
you were up to my knee.
316
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,358
You've grown up. Big girl now.
317
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,321
So why are you back, Mr. Hollywood?
318
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:56,826
Oh, oh, well, me and the ol' lady
trying to give it another go.
319
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,830
Oh, really? So you're telling me lil
is letting you stay there?
320
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,998
Well, yeah, yeah.
321
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,002
I mean, you know, I'm helping out,
I'm chipping in around the house.
322
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,796
Which is why I'm here.
323
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:12,467
Uh, I was wondering if maybe I could
move some bud for you?
324
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,094
Like I did back in the day?
325
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,263
Hmm...
326
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,685
Speaking of back in the day,
you sound brand new.
327
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:27,399
Oh, the accent, yeah.
Yeah, I had to lose it for the biz, ma'am.
328
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,026
But y'all know I'm still
a Texas boy at heart.
329
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,237
Hm. You helpin' lil with the rent?
330
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,907
Of course. But, uh,
I'm kinda cash poor at the moment.
331
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,951
Do you think you could
put me on front street?
332
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,708
- Let's start with an ounce.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
333
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,543
- Thank you.
- Hey, June, hey, le'.
334
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,146
- Hey, darlin'. How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
335
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,881
- Good, good.
- Good, good, good.
336
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,885
You ladies have a nice day.
337
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,220
You too, Mikey.
338
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,018
Yeah, so I kinda changed it.
339
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,228
- I like the color.
- Girl, thank you.
340
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:13,153
I bet you any goddamn money
his ass gonna smoke that shit himself.
341
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,280
Well, I'm glad I gave
him some Reggie bush.
342
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,658
That's what I'm talking about.
You're smart, baby girl.
343
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,328
- A pipe, and those baggies.
- Okay.
344
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,747
And let me get Dutch masters.
Wait, no, no.
345
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,725
Yeah, those.
Those papers right there, yeah-yeah.
346
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,334
I'm a patriotic boy.
347
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,515
But to do that,
348
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:48,104
we must break free
from the petty politics of the past.
349
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:54,277
America is a nation of believers,
dreamers, and strivers
350
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:59,574
that is being led by a group
of censors, critics, and cynics.
351
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,088
- You weren't bullshitting.
- I don't bullshit.
352
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,382
Just, please, don't give me
that nicklefritz shit again,
353
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,217
or I won't get repeaters.
354
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,637
- It's not nicklefritz shit, son.
- Much better.
355
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,140
Ladies.
356
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,396
- Hey, Leo. Hey, June.
- Hey, darlin'.
357
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,606
- How's it going? Good.
- It's going. How are you?
358
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,527
Okay, okay, okay...
359
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,628
Yes.
360
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
Got him.
361
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,591
Hello, ma'am.
362
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,385
Hey, how you doin' today, honey?
363
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,762
Doin' good.
You got men's clothes, my size?
364
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,098
I got a few over here hangin' up.
365
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,476
I like this. You think
this is a good color on me?
366
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,186
Oh, absolutely.
367
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,398
Let me get that. You have a fitting room?
Or I just gotta risk it?
368
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,151
Yeah, I think this shirt
will look real nice on you, hun.
369
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,948
If I buy all those clothes,
throw this in for a dollar.
370
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,450
- All right. Deal. Deal.
- Okay?
371
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,243
- Sold.
- Sold.
372
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,326
Sold!
373
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,206
As a token of my appreciation,
374
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,502
a step up from your restaurant ashtray,
and okay.
375
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,297
This doesn't change anything,
but I do like it.
376
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,234
Damn, dope ride.
377
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,863
Uh, yeah, man. Can I help you?
378
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,533
Wow. I'm next door.
I'm living next door.
379
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,203
Oh, yeah? Wait a second.
380
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,123
Shit, you're Mikey!
381
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,252
Yeah, man, it's-it's me, man.
It's me, Lonnie.
382
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:21,299
- Do I know you?
- Well, I mean, kinda.
383
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,260
I mean, I live here, obviously.
384
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,848
No, Lexi, man.
Lexi used to babysit me all the time.
385
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,600
Oh, yeah.
386
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,978
Yeah, my parents came home one night,
y'all were humpin' in their bedroom.
387
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,272
You jumped out the window, naked!
388
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,233
They called the cops on you
and everything.
389
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,819
Yup, yup, now I remember.
Oh, shit, your mother hates me.
390
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:45,114
Well, I mean, she hated you, man.
Yeah, she died.
391
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,408
Oh, damn, sorry to hear that.
392
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,787
No, man, it's good, man.
I mean, it happened over a year ago.
393
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,830
Bladder cancer. Shit's a motherfucker.
394
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,500
Ah, shit, that sucks.
395
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,962
But, hey, we should hang out sometime.
Take a spin in this bad boy.
396
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,464
Uh, yeah, man.
What are you even doing back here?
397
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,485
Oh, it's a long story, but do you think
you could take me downtown tomorrow?
398
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,552
We could catch up.
399
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,012
Yeah, dude, I would love to,
I got nothin' else to do.
400
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,430
Hell, yeah. Thanks, bro.
401
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:13,101
Uh, hey, let's just get you some shoes
on this bitch, you're good to go.
402
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,019
- Yeah, man, I can't wait.
- All right.
403
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,105
Man, welcome back, dude.
404
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,482
Fuckin' Mikey, man, shit.
405
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,111
Fuckin' Mikey.
406
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:40,211
Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me.
407
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,258
Hey, great life choice, guys, seriously.
408
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,097
So stupid.
409
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,898
Her doctor cut her pain meds in half,
you fucking asshole.
410
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,275
Yeah, right.
411
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,988
Well, this is a pimp mobile
if I ever rode in one, Lonnie.
412
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,781
Man, I'm not going to lie to you, Mikey,
413
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,784
I never thought I'd see you
back in Texas city, brother.
414
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:16,331
- Yeah, me neither.
- God, I remember when y'all left, man.
415
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,833
Y'all were like celebrities, you know.
416
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,837
- Fuckin' two porn stars, the couple. Oh.
- Yeah? That's cool.
417
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,049
Dude, they used to show
Lexi's fuckin' videos
418
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,176
at every one of the high school parties.
419
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,596
And I got to brag, man,
because she was my neighbor.
420
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:35,141
- And babysitter.
- Yeah, man! And babysitter, man.
421
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,645
Look, I got 800, almost 900
subscribers on my pornhub channel.
422
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,855
And I got one of the highest ratings.
423
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,232
And that's not just male talent,
that's overall.
424
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,526
I got an 81 % positive click rate.
425
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,071
I was at this coffee shop in the valley
and people were like,
426
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,114
"oh, shit, that's Mikey saber..."
Right here, bro. Go right, right, right.
427
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,996
Yeah, bro, they recognized me.
They're like, "oh, that's Mikey saber."
428
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,557
They took a picture of me,
tagged me on Instagram.
429
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,750
And next thing you know,
I had a 100 new followers.
430
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,211
- A hundred followers?
- Yup.
431
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,463
I don't even have
a hundred followers.
432
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,108
Well, if you stick with me
I'll get your followers up, baby.
433
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,718
- Jenna haze, man...
- Huh?
434
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,762
- Jenna haze, man.
- Oh, yeah, Jenna.
435
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,889
Yeah, I did at least
three scenes with her.
436
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,141
Man, she's a nasty bitch, let me tell you.
437
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:21,729
Make it rain on that ass if you
want to see that cash, right here.
438
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,815
Oh, yeah, if you'd like to see
what's in-between
439
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,776
come on and throw some more green
right here, all night long.
440
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,362
She ran my bill up to 1,500 bucks.
441
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,699
It's like, who you callin' in Prague,
bitch? Fuck if I know!
442
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,743
Shit. Yeah, but she's
a beautiful girl, man!
443
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:36,869
I can't hear you.
444
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,788
I said, yeah,
but she's a beautiful girl, man.
445
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,041
Oh, yeah, she's fuckin' bangin' bro!
She's bangin'!
446
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,419
Oh, god, speaking of bangin'!
447
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,920
I need a minute.
448
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,178
Throw that green
right there for diamond, guys.
449
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,265
If you love pussy, well, hey,
450
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,892
don't be shy to get up topside,
right here, right now.
451
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,191
Tell your girls
there's more where that came from.
452
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,704
Who you trust to defend our freedom
453
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,832
and to be faithful to the constitution?
454
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,138
- Hey.
- What?
455
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,891
- What you doing?
- I'm watching TV.
456
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,560
Oh. No way, what are you watching?
457
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,813
- Tsk. None of your business.
- I love that show.
458
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,106
Oh, my god.
459
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:51,527
Hey, you, uh, want to hang out and stuff?
460
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,363
Do I want to hang out and stuff?
461
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,783
- Yeah.
- What?
462
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:59,410
Do you want to hook up?
463
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,287
Do I want to hook up?
464
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,874
Do... do you want to fuck?
465
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,545
Are you serious right now, Mikey?
466
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,465
Yeah, I'm serious, keep it down,
your mom. Shh.
467
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,009
Come on.
468
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,844
Okay, hurry.
469
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,814
Shh...
470
00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:37,073
- Can I get a drag? Can I get...
- Yeah.
471
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,410
Your body looks good.
You been working out?
472
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,872
What?
473
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:48,584
So... we're done here.
474
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:51,504
What do you mean?
What, I can't sleep here?
475
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,339
- No.
- Really?
476
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,092
Go back to the sofa. Come on.
477
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,845
- Okay.
- Jesus. Oh, my god.
478
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:21,826
That was fun.
479
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,502
Sophie, I fucked your mom last night.
480
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,713
- Oh, my god, can you keep it down?
- Oh, stop.
481
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,339
- Shut your...
- You love it.
482
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,261
Don't think this is
gonna become a regular thing.
483
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,102
Think you can cut the lawn today?
484
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,820
That's... that's right, I'm back.
485
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:23,906
- I'm back in town, you've seen me before.
- I thought I'd seen you.
486
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,140
Don't act like you ain't seen me,
she recognizes me.
487
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:32,396
You know, in high school
I beat this guy's ass like 25 years ago.
488
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,983
We had a misunderstanding on the
basketball court over a basketball game.
489
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:38,736
J“ happy birthday to you j“
490
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:41,280
j“ happy birthday to you j“
491
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,410
Mom, we just want to say,
happy birthday.
492
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:47,828
Oh, well, thank you.
493
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,708
Thank you, honey!
494
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,047
I guess you can set it down.
Thank y'all for comin' out!
495
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,404
- Zena. Zena Valentine.
- Yeah.
496
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,280
Zena... Melissa. Yeah.
497
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:25,282
Yeah, man, you were
in a bunch of her scenes.
498
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,410
She was in a bunch
of my scenes, technically.
499
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,286
But, yeah, that was my girl after Lexi.
500
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:32,873
Bitch goes and marries some
rich software dork she met in Vegas.
501
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,626
I think they have a kid,
they live in salt lake or something.
502
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,545
Boring fucking life.
503
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,982
- Wow, man...
- Yeah. Who do you think discovered her?
504
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,675
I got her signed to renegade,
I taught her the pole.
505
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,636
I dealt with her crazy
drugged out ass for a year, man.
506
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,181
As soon as the bitch's head gets big,
they betray you.
507
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,822
That's what happened with Lexi, you know.
508
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,644
- Really? Lexi?
- Yeah.
509
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:56,230
Jules Jordan bought her out
from under me for ten grand
510
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,315
the first chance he got, that fucker.
511
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,109
Wait, he bought her?
512
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,112
Yeah, he paid her ten grand to betray me,
but the joke's on Jules, though.
513
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,156
She went from doing roxies to smokin' tar
514
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:07,700
the minute I wasn't there
to straighten her ass out.
515
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,037
We were together for five years.
Five fuckin' years.
516
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,164
She won two avn's under my watch.
517
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:16,751
She leaves me, bitch gets shot out
in nine months, couldn't book shit.
518
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,311
And then she goes
and moves in with mommy
519
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:21,088
exactly one year
after she left me high and dry.
520
00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:23,257
- Shit.
- Yeah, shit is right.
521
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,134
Hey, is whispers in galveston still open?
522
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:36,062
You're not ieavin'
that dirty glass in the sink. No, sir.
523
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,023
- Okay.
- Clean it up.
524
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,784
That's right, we all do our share.
525
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,702
Wait. Where do you think you're going?
526
00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,871
What about the others?
Those are yours, too.
527
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,123
The last three houses
I lived in had dishwashers.
528
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:57,726
I'm not doing the dishes.
I don't do dishes.
529
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,252
You do not live here.
This is my kitchen.
530
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,713
If you can't follow the rules...
Out! Out! Out!
531
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,399
I'm tired of you talking to me
like a little kid.
532
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,884
- Hey, Lexi!
- Don't you disrespect your mother-in-law!
533
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:10,012
Your mom's starting shit with me.
Can you please inform her I'm not a dick?
534
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,932
- Why would I lie to my mother?
- Oh, you too, huh? Really?
535
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:14,868
You're just going to turn on me
like that, after every...
536
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:17,954
- I've been mowing the fucking lawn.
- Oh, my god, you've been mowing the lawn.
537
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,998
- What? Yeah, I've been mowing the lawn.
- Jesus Christ, Mikey.
538
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:21,583
You've been leaving
dirty dishes in the sink.
539
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,359
- Yeah.
- You haven't given me a dime.
540
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,295
- That's right.
- I know, but I'm gonna pay you guys,
541
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,255
and look, I've been walkin' the dog,
I'm providing protection.
542
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,257
She's an outside dog!
She doesn't need walkin', Mikey!
543
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,842
I provide security. I've been helpin' out.
544
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,052
Do we need a security guard, mom?
545
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,887
- Oh, come on.
- I didn't know we hired a security guard.
546
00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:35,996
Yeah, you got... you're safe now
because I'm here.
547
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,833
You're always on my couch.
You've been drinking all my ensures.
548
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,501
Listen, I've been trying to get a job.
549
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,546
- You've been here for three weeks now!
- I want you out of here now.
550
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,133
Wait a minute, lil, listen, listen.
I know I said I'd help out with the rent.
551
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:48,968
- You did. You did.
- I know, let me finish.
552
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,691
I know I said I'd help out with the rent.
553
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:55,057
- So I'm not gonna help out with the rent.
- Well, get the fuck out then!
554
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:57,685
I'm going to pay the whole goddamn thing!
555
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:00,980
- Now you're talkin'.
- Uh-huh.
556
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,607
August is on Mikey, motherfuckers! Yeah!
557
00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,752
Look how your eyes light up
like a little Christmas tree.
558
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,712
- The whole month? The whole month?
- Yes, the whole month.
559
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,905
- Okay.
- So let's go get some fuckin' donuts,
560
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,199
on me, 'cause I take care
of shit around here.
561
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,201
And whatever fuckin' donuts
you want, let's go.
562
00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:17,496
I just wanted to get you guys
taken care of, okay?
563
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,873
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
564
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,374
My favorite place.
565
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,793
I know, lil, you love this place.
566
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,088
I might have one bite.
I don't know. I'll see.
567
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,774
You think it's too late
for me to get coffee?
568
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,466
You can get coffee whenever you want.
569
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:32,028
I just don't think it's going to be
the best coffee in the world.
570
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,723
Here, look, I even got the door.
I got the door. I got the door.
571
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:36,849
Thank you.
572
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,934
- Here we are.
- Good evening.
573
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,520
- Hello. Whatever these ladies want.
- Hello.
574
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,689
- Okay.
- I want donut holes
575
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,858
and jelly filled donut and a cappuccino.
576
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,878
There you go, make it a large.
Give her an extra-large cup.
577
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,111
- For here or to-go?
- Here.
578
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,155
- What do you want, for here?
- Yeah.
579
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,799
We're just gonna go?
580
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,283
We're gonna eat it just on the road?
581
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,703
Give her the largest cappuccino that you
got, and whatever drink she wants.
582
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,265
- I'll have a small coffee.
- Give her a large, now's the time.
583
00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:01,957
- Give her a large.
- Large coffee, then.
584
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,918
- With lots of cream.
- Sure.
585
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,896
- And a little bit of sugar.
- What other donuts do you want?
586
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,840
- She likes pink.
- Yeah, pink sparkle, please.
587
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:11,967
Give her the pink sparkles,
whatever she wants.
588
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:14,762
Oh, can I get a chocolate too?
Can I get a chocolate. Thank you.
589
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,556
- Whatever they want, okay?
- Donut holes, baby.
590
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,909
Yeah, get the donut holes.
591
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,619
Yeah, this is the day
to get everything you want.
592
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,162
This is the day
that the lord had money.
593
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:24,313
- Mister moneybags, here.
- And... thank you.
594
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,858
Look at that, huh?
We got the holes, you're good.
595
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:30,003
Is that enough for you guys?
You should get it while we're here.
596
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:32,488
'Cause this is it. All right,
there you go. Is that one yours?
597
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,090
- Is that the cappuccino?
- Cappuccino.
598
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,201
That's the biggest one they've got.
I don't know what more you want me to do.
599
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:38,410
- All right.
- Thank you.
600
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,413
You guys go ahead and sit down,
I'll grab this. How much is that?
601
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:42,831
Six thirty-two.
602
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,043
All right.
603
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,738
- Can I get some napkins, please?
- Thank you. Yeah.
604
00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:53,676
Alrighty, and here's your change.
605
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,726
Thank you kindly.
606
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,070
I'm going to save the pink sprinkle...
This one, for last.
607
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:16,949
This one, I don't know what to do with.
I don't know what to do with that one.
608
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,718
I don't know what to do with it.
Ma, look it.
609
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,412
All right, I'll have one.
Just tear me half.
610
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:23,306
- Eat the part that...
- I don't want the colored one,
611
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,891
just give me half
of one of the donut balls.
612
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,333
- The hole.
- Half of a donut ball?
613
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,353
- I don't understand why it's a hole.
- It's a hole.
614
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,379
- Well, the hole is in the middle.
- Donut balls...
615
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,341
- That's where it came out of.
- Okay, that makes sense.
616
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,428
This one doesn't have
enough sprinkles on it. See that?
617
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:40,764
Would you guys... can we wrap this up?
We got to get out of here.
618
00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,392
- Okay.
- Excuse... what? No, ma, I am eating.
619
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:47,229
I am going to savor
every goddamn sparkle on this donut.
620
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,898
- Keep it down.
- What? She don't care.
621
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,109
I know but it's rude,
we just came in...
622
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,446
Ma, are you all right?
I don't know why he's walkin' so fast.
623
00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:58,282
- Just hurry up.
- Must be a fire somewhere.
624
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,869
Come on, we're full of donuts.
625
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,288
- Okay, come on.
- I gotta pee.
626
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,041
- Stop acting... you get so dramatic.
- I'm not acting!
627
00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,686
- What are you training for, a marathon?
- Lil, will you tell your daughter...
628
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:12,504
Is this the Olympics?
Jesus fucking Christ!
629
00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:14,006
Are we going to a fire?
630
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,342
Fire? What do you mean?
We're going home.
631
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:19,845
- I'm full!
- I can't run in these shoes, Mikey.
632
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,805
I don't want to throw up my cookies!
633
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:24,266
Oh, shit, I forgot...
I forgot cigarettes.
634
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,434
Oh, I got a pack.
635
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,644
And I forgot rollin' papers.
I'll be right back.
636
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:30,356
- What? All right.
- Yep.
637
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,216
Officers from this substation
638
00:36:57,299 --> 00:37:00,010
responded to back up calls
during last month's attack.
639
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:03,263
And now people from Dallas
and the surrounding area
640
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:06,100
are responding to chief brown's
call to service,
641
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,311
going from protest march
to police academy.
642
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:14,024
Become a part
of the solution, serve your communities.
643
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:16,443
Don't be a part of the problem.
644
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,488
Dallas police chief David brown's
challenge to people,
645
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,407
- frustrated with the system...
- Psst.
646
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,908
Was met with a Hardy response.
647
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:26,620
Emails, phone calls,
Twitter, Facebook.
648
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:29,790
"I want to join the police department.
Where can I apply?"
649
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,875
Dallas police sergeant
George aronda
650
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:35,295
is the president of the national latino
law enforcement organization 's
651
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,840
greater Dallas chapter.
652
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,926
And also works on recruiting
for the Dallas police department.
653
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:48,892
In the weeks after the attack, 467 people
654
00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:51,395
applied to join the Dallas police
department.
655
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,398
That's nearly a 250% increase
in applications.
656
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,690
Hello?
657
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:41,820
- Hi.
- May I help you?
658
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:46,325
Hi. Yeah, uh, the ginger that works here,
she works Tuesdays, no?
659
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,744
- Ginger?
- Uh, red-haired girl.
660
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,870
Raylee.
661
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,246
Raylee, yeah, ray...
662
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,749
I called her a ginger, but raylee.
Yeah, raylee.
663
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,685
- Are you friend of hers?
- Very good friends with her.
664
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:56,919
I just wanted to come say hi.
665
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,464
Yeah, I always get Tuesdays
and wednesdays mixed up. So...
666
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,382
Yeah, she doesn't work Tuesdays.
667
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:05,886
Right, okay. Yeah, I'll just give her
a call or a text or whatever.
668
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,850
But-but she does
work wednesdays, right?
669
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:14,895
- Yeah, she works wednesdays.
- Okay. Okay, thought so, yeah.
670
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,564
- You want a donut?
- Ah, how much?
671
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,330
Top of the morning to you.
672
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,849
Good morning, sir.
What can I grab you?
673
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,459
It's Mikey, not sir, I'm not that old.
674
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:39,020
All right, pleased to meet you, Mikey.
675
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,796
- What's your name?
- Uh, raylee.
676
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,299
Raylee, that's a beautiful name.
What do you recommend?
677
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:45,634
Depends on what you like.
678
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:49,513
- Um, custard one is good, jelly is sweet.
- Mm. Mm.
679
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,640
Uh, glazed is a favorite.
680
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,100
- Is that your favorite?
- Mm-hmm.
681
00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:55,435
Oohh, I may... I may have to try that one.
682
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,397
Uh, what did the donuts
do on their first date?
683
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,523
I beg your pardon?
684
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,167
What did the donuts do
on their first date?
685
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:04,736
- I don't know.
- They glazed into each other's eyes.
686
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,530
That's so stupid.
687
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,633
But I can't believe
I haven't heard that one before.
688
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,218
Well, I wrote it,
you couldn't have heard it.
689
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,345
I kinda write donut jokes on the side,
690
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,788
- it's one of my many talents.
- Okay.
691
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,224
Yeah, but I'm thinkin', I don't know,
692
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:20,168
maybe I'll just go with the chocolate,
and got to get some milk.
693
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:22,337
You guys go ahead,
I'm gonna need a minute.
694
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,339
- Thank you, brother.
- Hi, what can I grab ya?
695
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:30,971
I would like a large coffee, please,
one Hazel cream and two chocolate donuts.
696
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,557
Alrighty, help yourself to the cream.
697
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,183
And what can I get for you, sir?
698
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,146
I'll get a coffee black, and a filled
donut, and that'll be it for me.
699
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,469
- Sweet. Can they share the same bag?
- Yes, that's fine.
700
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,568
Good to conserve.
701
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,903
Alrighty, and your coffee
is coming right up, sir.
702
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,699
Good morning.
703
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,369
- What's the damage?
- Uh, 6.32.
704
00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:55,912
- Here you go.
- Out of ten.
705
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,671
Hey, Ms. Phan, can I get
some help out here?
706
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,007
Thank you.
707
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,760
- Oh, there's your tip.
- Thank you.
708
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,386
Next customer, please.
709
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,764
Hey, when do things
slow down around here?
710
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,687
- Uh, excuse me?
- What time does it wind down?
711
00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:17,643
Uh, we are slammed until like two-ish.
712
00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:18,852
I'll see you at two.
713
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,615
- Next customer, please.
- Okay.
714
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,606
I'm sorry about that.
What would you like?
715
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:45,420
I'm back, just like I promised.
I'm a man of my word.
716
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,714
So, in the future,
you can always rely on me.
717
00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,758
Mm. Back to tell more donut jokes?
718
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,427
No, that was actually the only
donut joke I had,
719
00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:54,554
and it took me a very long time
to write that one.
720
00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:56,198
That's all I got. Why? Do you have any?
721
00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:01,645
Actually, I do.
Um, what do you call a Jamaican donut?
722
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,066
Hmm, I like where this is going.
Give me a minute.
723
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:11,154
- Uh, Jamaican donut... I'm stumped.
- Cinnamon...
724
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,200
I gotta go.
No, no, seriously, that was really...
725
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,369
That hurt my feelings, that was terrible.
726
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:18,954
That's okay, I forgive you.
727
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:22,082
- So, raylee, I'm thinking...
- Call me strawberry.
728
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,710
Call you what?
729
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,503
- Strawberry.
- Strawberry?
730
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,046
Mm-hmm. Everybody calls me that.
731
00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:31,216
You're kidding. Okay.
How old are you?
732
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,135
- Who's asking?
- Me.
733
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,678
- Why?
- Come on.
734
00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:38,223
- I'm old enough.
- For what?
735
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:41,643
Oh, god. I'll be 18 in three weeks, okay?
736
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,604
I knew it, you're too old for me.
737
00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:50,277
Anyway, strawberry...
I can't believe that's your name.
738
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,029
I don't know what donut to get.
I need your help.
739
00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:55,490
I really like the look
of those donut holes.
740
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:59,202
And those... you know, do you frost...
Do the sprinkles, do you do those?
741
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:02,289
- Who makes them?
- I do the sprinkles and I fill the cream.
742
00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:03,540
- You fill the cream?
- Yeah.
743
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,310
I just want the ones that you make.
I want the ones that you cream-fill.
744
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,879
Does that sound...
Oh, I don't want to get you in trouble.
745
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:15,218
I'm thinking maybe a chocolate round.
Or maybe I'll get a strawberry-filled.
746
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:17,846
No pun intended.
747
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,681
I don't think she likes me very much.
748
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,743
I don't think
she likes anyone very much.
749
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:24,519
Yeah, she's a mean boss. Anyway, okay.
750
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,772
So, yes, I've decided. Chocolate round.
751
00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:32,527
Okay, but you want chocolate sprinkles?
Chocolate cake?
752
00:43:32,611 --> 00:43:34,196
Chocolate bavarian cream?
753
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,132
- There's all those different chocolates?
- Mm-hmm.
754
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:40,285
Oh, no, now I got to stay here for a few
more hours and decide. Son of a bitch.
755
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,597
Are you trying to keep me here?
'Cause I'll sit in the corner
756
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:44,557
and contemplate this for a while
until you get off.
757
00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,141
What time do you get off?
758
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,959
Oh, feels so fucking good!
759
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,587
Oh, shit! Fuck, yeah, babe!
760
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,672
- Yeah. You like that shit, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
761
00:43:52,756 --> 00:43:56,218
You like that big dick inside of you!
You little fucking slut!
762
00:43:57,928 --> 00:44:01,097
- Not bad, huh?
- No, not bad at all.
763
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:04,017
And I didn't even have to take
one of my magic pills.
764
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,606
I didn't know you were using them.
765
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,191
- Well, yeah.
- Oh.
766
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:14,277
You remember how hard it is
to keep wood on set all day.
767
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,824
Remember when Kristina Rose
almost broke it off?
768
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,784
Oh, I do. I do.
769
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:24,329
- I'm surprised it even works at all.
- Oh, it sure works.
770
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,873
Oh, yeah.
771
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:34,339
Love the exterior decorating, sir.
It's looking spiffy.
772
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:44,099
All right, dad, we'll be back around five.
773
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:50,272
You think he remembers me?
774
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,149
Man, ever since my mom died,
775
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,986
all he cares about
is keeping this place immaculate.
776
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,030
Matter of fact,
777
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:02,200
I've been screwed out of male performer
of the year literally five times.
778
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:04,661
But you know what?
I don't say shit, it's all good.
779
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:05,787
I'm a team player.
780
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:09,249
Almost every single girl I did a scene
with started fucking me off-camera, right,
781
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:12,168
but the agents hate that shit.
But what do they expect, you know?
782
00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:14,504
Girl comes by my model house,
783
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,840
they see my hall of fame trophy
on the mantelpiece.
784
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,426
They're like "oh, my god,
he's famous for fucking."
785
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:21,386
Wait, you used to have
your own model house?
786
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,388
I had three model houses, bro.
787
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,892
And the last one?
Ooh, that was a savage ass house.
788
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,477
'Til I started letting agents
book bottom bitches in there.
789
00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:30,562
Bottom bitches?
790
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:33,040
Yeah, bottom bitches are technically
the best of the hookers,
791
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,399
but they are still the hookers,
792
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,878
and that's what they started sending me,
was the fucking hookers.
793
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:38,379
And that's when everything went to shit.
794
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,989
'Cause see, once a porn chick
gets a hooker mentality,
795
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,075
they become a fucking nightmare.
A real pain in my ass.
796
00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:45,827
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
797
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:47,829
Dude, I forgot
how hot Gulf coast bitches are.
798
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,373
I saw this girl over by the donut shop
at the refinery.
799
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:53,001
She works there, smokin' hot.
Gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous.
800
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,253
And get this, 17 years old.
801
00:45:55,337 --> 00:45:57,714
Legal as an eagle.
802
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,132
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
803
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:05,221
Hey, man,
see that strip of land over there?
804
00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,681
Yeah?
805
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,017
Thems the Texas killing fields, brother.
806
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:17,943
- Strawberry.
- Yeah?
807
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:20,403
- You Blaze, right?
- Why? Are you a cop?
808
00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:22,739
Let's go smoke one.
809
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,492
Hey, Ms. Phan. Can I take my ten?
810
00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:40,382
So, what do you do in la.?
811
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,967
I'm in entertainment.
812
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:45,470
I knew it.
You have that Hollywood vibe.
813
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,430
- Yeah? You think?
- Yeah.
814
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:51,351
- Huh.
- So what do you do in entertainment?
815
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,645
Manager/agent.
816
00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,605
- Like for actors?
- Yeah.
817
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,357
That weed is good, right?
818
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,944
If you or your friends want any,
I can get a whole bunch more, no problem.
819
00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:07,993
So you live in Hollywood, managing actors,
820
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:11,371
but you're in Texas city, riding a bike,
821
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,373
sellin' weed
and hittin' on high schoolers?
822
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:16,042
Well, my Camaro is in la, you know?
823
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:19,754
I wasn't going to drive all the way
to Texas, it's like a three day drive.
824
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:24,384
All right, look, I'm here
taking care of my mom, all right?
825
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,844
She's not doing too well.
826
00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:29,639
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
827
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,726
But you're a good son
for being there for your mom.
828
00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:40,734
By the way, who smokes joints anymore?
That's so old-many.
829
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:43,069
That was fun,
we should do that again sometime.
830
00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:45,447
Yeah, I'll smoke your weed anytime.
831
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:50,785
Hey, by the way, you can move all your
shit on the hardhats from the refinery.
832
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,955
I see them at the end of their shift
and they want to kill themselves.
833
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:58,251
- See you later, alligator.
- In a while, crocodile.
834
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:11,806
Did a dress designer cause
a prom queen to be late for the ball?
835
00:48:18,772 --> 00:48:20,565
- Oh! Oh, shit!
- Oh, my gosh.
836
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:24,277
I'm sorry. Sorry, lil. Oh, man.
837
00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:27,781
I'm sorry.
838
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:29,532
I thought you found my couch comfy.
839
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:32,243
Oh, I do, I just... I sleep au natural.
840
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,412
- Cut the shit.
- My bad.
841
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,299
Mikey, all seriousness,
842
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,676
I appreciate you taking care of the bills.
843
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,889
That way it keeps Lexi
from being on the craigslist.
844
00:48:54,224 --> 00:48:56,476
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- I under... yeah.
845
00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:00,271
So I need to know, are you in or out?
846
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:03,942
If you're in, I welcome you here.
847
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,652
All right, hey, great.
848
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:08,905
'Cause if you're out,
don't let the door hit you in the ass.
849
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,240
- I'm in. I'm in.
- Okay.
850
00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:12,784
I'm-I'm paying the fucking rent,
I pay for groceries...
851
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:16,246
This is about my baby.
I don't want her getting hurt anymore.
852
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:19,374
I don't want her doin' clients anymore.
853
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,794
It's too dangerous.
I never know when she's coming home.
854
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:25,338
So it's up to you.
855
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,968
I'm in. Okay. I'm in.
856
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,387
- Okay.
- I'm here.
857
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,763
- Okay.
- All right?
858
00:49:33,847 --> 00:49:37,058
- Good. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
859
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,939
Anything else? Am I good to go?
860
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:46,901
Yes. As long as I don't
see your junk anymore.
861
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,906
- Your mom's still a trip.
- I know.
862
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,410
- In a good way.
- Yeah.
863
00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,163
She's a piece of work.
864
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,546
That smokestack,
second one from the left.
865
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:10,383
- Is that new? Has that always been there?
- No, that's always been there.
866
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,593
- Really?
- Yeah.
867
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,179
- I don't remember.
- Yeah, ma calls that one ol' smokey.
868
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,481
It's my ex's truck.
869
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,110
He was supposed
to pick it up two years ago.
870
00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:32,071
Still hasn't.
871
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,790
It just needs new wheels.
872
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:50,215
Well, I know you guys get tested,
which is why I got this, synthetic piss.
873
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:53,509
I'll throw it in free with an ounce,
other than that, ten bucks a pop.
874
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:55,553
But, yeah, I got you
if you guys ever need it.
875
00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:58,014
You know, I don't want you guys
getting fired and shit.
876
00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:00,767
Don't drink it, I mean,
unless you're into that kind of shit.
877
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:03,978
- Good night, Ms. Phan!
- Good night.
878
00:51:04,062 --> 00:51:05,188
Good night.
879
00:51:06,356 --> 00:51:08,316
See you later, alligator.
880
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,735
- Do you want a ride home?
- No, I'm good.
881
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:11,945
Throw it in the back.
882
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:15,281
- Uh, well... yeah?
- Yeah, throw it in the back.
883
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:16,491
Okay.
884
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,996
- Which way?
- Go left here, go left here.
885
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,917
We're getting close.
886
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,128
- I really appreciate you driving me home.
- Mm-hmm.
887
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:33,258
- It's a nice area, huh?
- It's fancy.
888
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:36,678
I just wanted to buy my mom
something nice to retire in, you know.
889
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,264
- That's real sweet of you.
- Yeah.
890
00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:41,349
All right. It's right up here.
891
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,726
We're getting...
Yep, right there. There it is.
892
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:48,690
Maybe... can you turn it down?
'Cause I don't want to wake up my mom.
893
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,775
Yeah. Whoa, this is fancy.
894
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:52,652
Yeah, it's nice.
895
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:55,154
I'd invite you in, but like I said,
896
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,115
you know, my mom's feelin' sick,
897
00:51:57,198 --> 00:51:59,075
and she don't take
too kindly to strangers.
898
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:01,286
She's just not all there
up there right now.
899
00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:04,247
No, yeah.
Probably not a good idea anyway.
900
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:05,999
Yeah. So, thanks for the ride.
901
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:08,293
Anytime. I work on Wednesday.
902
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,211
Oh, well, I'll see you Wednesday.
903
00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,296
- Okay.
- Okay.
904
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,788
Look, I'm just glad weed
is still illegal in Texas.
905
00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:50,418
You guys have no idea how hard it is
to move flower in Cali right now.
906
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,504
I mean, yeah, you know, I'm selling it
to the bitches at my model house,
907
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:56,466
but besides that, felons and illegals.
908
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,803
Hey, don't mess with big oil.
909
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,723
Tcpd kills next to them valero guys.
910
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:07,643
That goes without saying.
But, you know, keeping it on the dl
911
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,580
has been the secret
to my success all these years.
912
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:12,815
How do you think I stayed out of prison?
How do you think I never got shot?
913
00:53:12,899 --> 00:53:15,985
- Mom, where's the hot sauce?
- Where the hell it always been.
914
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,072
No hot sauce, mom, I don't see it.
915
00:53:19,155 --> 00:53:21,282
Did you look in your bedroom?
You were eatin' pizza...
916
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:23,242
Oh, my god, mom...
Where's the hot sauce?
917
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:24,470
Why would he take it in the room?
918
00:53:24,494 --> 00:53:26,662
You iaughin',
but you were eatin' pizza there.
919
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,623
Mom, I checked everywhere in the kitchen!
920
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,726
Where's the hot sauce?
Hey, man, what are you lookin' at?
921
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,870
- This ain't got nothin' to do with you.
- No... fine.
922
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:36,089
The world would collapse without me.
923
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,426
Did you check under your bed?
924
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,513
Hey, yo, so I heard
you do porn or something.
925
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:44,597
Five avns.
926
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,225
Well, what... that's an std?
927
00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:50,478
No. No, no,
it's the adult film awards,
928
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,939
it's like the academy awards
for what I do.
929
00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:54,982
Okay, man, that's what's up.
930
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,943
Best oral three years in a row.
931
00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,444
- Best oral?
- Yup.
932
00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:02,657
Just one question.
Ain't that about getting head?
933
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:06,411
Well, I mean, yeah, something like that.
934
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:08,663
So then what that got to do with you?
935
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,290
It's not like you're the one
doing any work or anything.
936
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:15,670
I'm not doing the work?
Sister, let me tell you somethin'.
937
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,630
- Hey, man, don't call me sister.
- Oh, my bad.
938
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,715
June, right? It's June?
All right, June, look.
939
00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:22,635
If I won three years in a row,
with three different girls,
940
00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:24,762
the chances of it being the girl
are pretty limited.
941
00:54:24,846 --> 00:54:27,181
Think about it. No, seriously, look.
942
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,142
I'm the one guiding the girl in the scene.
943
00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:32,437
Essentially, I'm face-fucking her.
Oh, pardon my language.
944
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,565
So, you know, the female
really has nothing to do with it.
945
00:54:35,648 --> 00:54:38,252
You know, I'm the one that's holding
her head for like 15 or 20 minutes
946
00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:40,862
while I'm force-fucking her,
so how is that about her, exactly?
947
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,363
- I got it, man.
- No, seriously.
948
00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:45,575
Like, it's about the shit I say,
the way I hold her face towards the camera
949
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,618
while she spits and drools
all over herself,
950
00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:50,580
and I pinch her nose and make her gag.
It's all technique.
951
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:51,831
I said I got it!
952
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:31,871
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
953
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,290
Thanks, d.
954
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,878
Man, this place is off the chain.
955
00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,881
- Thank you so much for hooking this up.
- My pleasure.
956
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,259
So tell me more about L.A.
957
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:50,973
- Maybe you should find out for yourself.
- You think I have the money to go?
958
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:55,269
You got a truck,
you can go anytime you want.
959
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:56,938
That's my mama's truck.
960
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:01,150
She just lets me use it
'cause she works from home.
961
00:56:01,234 --> 00:56:05,321
Well, when I left Texas city,
I didn't have a dime.
962
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:09,200
I just said to myself, "Mikey, one day
you're going to own this town."
963
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,993
And I just went for it, you know.
964
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,123
What is he doing behind the counter?
965
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,876
He's gonna help me with my sat prep.
966
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,046
- No free donuts.
- Thank you.
967
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:28,553
So you were saying something
about just going for it?
968
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:33,641
Are you trying to get fired?
969
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,351
I'm trying to get hired.
970
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,649
Are you going to help me
score high on my sats?
971
00:56:42,692 --> 00:56:45,695
You get 600 points
just for signing your name, you know.
972
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:47,113
Oh, yeah?
973
00:56:47,196 --> 00:56:48,739
Yeah.
974
00:56:49,949 --> 00:56:52,326
- Hiya! What can I get for ya today?
- _ hiya, sweetie.
975
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:56,038
Can I get two chocolate covered donuts
and a medium coffee?
976
00:56:56,122 --> 00:56:58,499
- All right.
- Good afternoon, sir.
977
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:07,466
You're crazy, you know that?
978
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,510
You could have just waited until now,
you know.
979
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:11,262
Where's the fun in that?
980
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:17,893
Come here.
981
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:42,710
Yo, Lonnie! Wait up!
982
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,046
What's up, man?
983
00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,797
What up, big dog? Where you going?
984
00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:49,550
Running some errands.
I got to go to the mall, stuff like that.
985
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:52,303
Cool. Cool. I'm rolling with you.
986
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:55,306
Uh, just warning you, man,
I'm gonna be gone all day.
987
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,975
Just, uh... so, you don't want to go...
988
00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,370
Whatever, I just got to get
the fuck out of here. Let's go.
989
00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:03,481
She's smokin' hot,
she made the first move,
990
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:05,983
she's got no dad, and here's the kicker...
991
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,694
She lets me sell weed
to the hard hats at her work.
992
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,405
I mean, does it get any better than this?
993
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,743
I didn't know you served.
994
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,412
Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah, I did, man.
995
00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:21,832
Thank you for your service.
996
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,377
Yeah, man, no, uh... no problem.
997
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:31,592
Man, this place ain't changed much
in 15 years, Lonnie.
998
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,135
Yeah, I know, for real, man.
999
00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:37,306
Hey, um, I think I'm gonna be
hanging out over here for a while, okay?
1000
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,409
Okay. Yeah, I'll meet you
back here in 30, all right?
1001
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:40,553
- Thirty minutes?
- Yeah, 30.
1002
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:42,019
All right, sounds good.
1003
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:54,782
Oh, shit!
1004
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,791
Oh!
1005
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:06,377
Whoo!
1006
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,756
Oh, come on...
1007
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:15,678
Whoo!
1008
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,972
So what's this one then?
1009
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,433
Uh, that's the one I got
when I was in Afghanistan.
1010
00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:23,102
And that's for my three tours in Iraq.
1011
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:26,272
Bullshit, you're not even wearing
the proper infantry uniform.
1012
00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:28,149
Well, yeah, of course I am.
1013
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:34,905
What is the army uniform regulation?
The code.
1014
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,785
Uh, to do my best, to do my duty
and to serve my country.
1015
00:59:39,869 --> 00:59:42,997
You sure it's not ar-670-1?
1016
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:46,167
Uh, well, as you guys know,
1017
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,170
there's a lot of different codes
in the military.
1018
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,713
Stolen valor right here, folks.
1019
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:54,258
This man is not a veteran.
He's a fake and a fraud.
1020
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,061
Give me those back,
those are mine.
1021
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,298
Take your jacket off.
1022
00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:59,489
This is bullshit.
What do I have to do to convince y'all...
1023
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,593
Take it off
or I'm gonna fucking kick your ass.
1024
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,606
Hey, man.
1025
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,379
Whiskey tango foxtrot.
1026
01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:33,798
Wait, what?
1027
01:00:33,881 --> 01:00:37,468
Really? I would think someone in your
position would know what that means.
1028
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:43,224
Oh, shit, yeah, man. I kinda had, like,
a little bathroom mishap in there.
1029
01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:45,142
Oh, man, little bathroom mishap.
1030
01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:47,895
Oh, you sure you didn't
get pushed into the fountain?
1031
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:50,898
Shit, you fucking saw that, man?
1032
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,068
Dude, I saw the whole fucking thing, bro!
You think I'm stupid?
1033
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,831
I can't be associated with that shit, bro!
1034
01:00:55,903 --> 01:00:59,657
That's fucked up that you would let me be
a part of your fucking bullshit scheme!
1035
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:02,117
I'm fuckin' pissed!
Dude, what if someone recognized me?
1036
01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,078
People know who the fuck I am, dawg.
1037
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:07,706
That's wack. You need help, bro.
It's fucking scandalous, dude.
1038
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,127
I'm sorry, man. Shit, my bad.
1039
01:01:14,672 --> 01:01:19,051
J“ I'll see all my friends
in hallelujah square j“
1040
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:23,806
j“ what a wonderful time
we 'ii all have up there j“
1041
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:28,394
j“ we 'il sing and praise Jesus
what a glory to share j“
1042
01:01:28,477 --> 01:01:32,940
j“ and you'll not see a cripple
in hallelujah square j“
1043
01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:38,404
j“ and we'll all live forever
in hallelujah square j“
1044
01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:39,738
- yes!
- Wow!
1045
01:01:39,822 --> 01:01:42,783
That dope sure makes
you guys religious, huh?
1046
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:19,528
- He's just a friend.
- Seems like a very friendly-friend.
1047
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:22,156
Yeah, it's whatever.
1048
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,369
So I blew him atjunior prom.
1049
01:02:28,454 --> 01:02:29,914
At junior prom?
1050
01:02:29,997 --> 01:02:32,541
No, not at, after.
You know what I mean.
1051
01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,543
Anyways, I blew him atjunior prom
1052
01:02:34,627 --> 01:02:37,046
and ever since then
he's been clingy as fuck.
1053
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:38,339
Is he stalking you?
1054
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,966
No. No, we hang and shit.
1055
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,509
Are you fuckin' him?
1056
01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:46,513
When I feel like it.
It's not like a real thing.
1057
01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:48,682
This guy thinks you're dating.
1058
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:51,685
- No...
- Raylee, I need you inside.
1059
01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,563
- Okay!
- And I told you not to smoke in front.
1060
01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:55,648
Sorry.
1061
01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,057
So you gonna keep fucking him?
1062
01:02:58,108 --> 01:03:00,194
That depends.
1063
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,613
- Does he know that?
- Mm-mm.
1064
01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:05,991
All right, what's this guy's name?
1065
01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:10,120
- Nash.
- Nash? All right, look.
1066
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:13,832
I think it's time Nash got it
that you guys aren't dating. Come on.
1067
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,250
Wait, what?
1068
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:18,754
God, this is crazy.
This is crazy, this is insane.
1069
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,715
I can't believe
we're doing this right now. I...
1070
01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:24,051
Maybe it's not such a good idea, you know?
1071
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,720
It'll be quick and easy,
he'll get the message.
1072
01:03:26,804 --> 01:03:28,681
Okay. No fightin', okay?
1073
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:29,890
I just want to talk to him.
1074
01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:31,684
- You promise?
- Mm-hmm.
1075
01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,062
This is crazy.
1076
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:40,484
Now what?
1077
01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,152
- This the house?
- Yeah.
1078
01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,197
Oh, my god!
1079
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,002
Wow, that's his mom?
1080
01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:01,714
Hello, ma'am. Would you be so kind
as to send Nash out, please?
1081
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:06,844
- Raylee?
- Hi, Mrs. Parker.
1082
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,310
Nice necklace, fucking dork.
1083
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,607
What is this? What is going on?
1084
01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:25,487
Hey, buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but you ain't with strawberry.
1085
01:04:25,571 --> 01:04:28,073
You never were, she's with me now.
1086
01:04:28,157 --> 01:04:30,284
- You understand?
- Raylee, what is this?
1087
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,786
- I've been trying to tell you, Nash.
- All right, look, bro.
1088
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:34,639
So you're not going to call her,
you're not going to text her,
1089
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:37,183
and you're not going to go by the donut
hole anymore, you understand me?
1090
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,601
Raylee, come on, I need to talk to you.
1091
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:42,087
Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Hold on. Hold on.
1092
01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:45,299
- Whoa, hey, no fightin', okay?
- Just stay in the car, babe.
1093
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,633
All right, come here.
1094
01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:50,429
Google me, take out your phone
right now and Google Mikey saber.
1095
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,241
- Do it, you got your phone on you?
- What the fuck are you talking about?
1096
01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:55,017
- No fightin'!
- Babe, it's okay.
1097
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,519
Twenty-point-one million views
on pornhub, bro.
1098
01:04:57,603 --> 01:04:58,854
I'm not fuckin' with you.
1099
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,337
Strawberry's in a different league now,
do you understand me?
1100
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,501
You can't compete with someone
that fucked 1,300 bitches,
1101
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,586
do you get what I'm saying?
1102
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:06,236
Hey, let's not cause a scene!
1103
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,822
What are you doing? Who is this?
1104
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,407
- Come on.
- I'm with him now.
1105
01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:11,885
Yeah, you heard it from her mouth.
She's with me.
1106
01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:13,202
Are you serious?
1107
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,829
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, dude. It was fun, though.
1108
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:17,081
It wasn't fun.
1109
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:28,550
Oh, my god!
1110
01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:37,142
I'll see you tomorrow.
1111
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,520
Yeah, you will.
1112
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,796
Life's sweet, Sophie. Life is sweet.
1113
01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:14,429
X equals -b plus/minus the square root
of b-squared minus, 4ac/2a.
1114
01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:16,390
What? That's geometry?
1115
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:17,473
Algebra.
1116
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:21,394
Shit...
1117
01:06:22,271 --> 01:06:24,106
It's all right, relax.
1118
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,441
- No, that's Nash.
- That's Nash?
1119
01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:27,943
- Mm-hmm.
- Shit.
1120
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,004
I think it's time
I had a man-to-man with this kid.
1121
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,029
No fightin'.
1122
01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:33,824
You know what? I'm tired
of your fucking shit, bro'.
1123
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:35,951
I'm not afraid to fight you,
I don't give a fuck.
1124
01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:39,454
Oh, what, this is your mommy and daddy?
You brought them to the dance?
1125
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,915
You can't handle your shit by yourself,
huh, tough guy?
1126
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,834
Sir, your son is fucking with
my girlfriend.
1127
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,127
It ain't cool...
1128
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,133
Motherfucker!
1129
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:54,219
No! Stop! What the fuck, Nash?
1130
01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:56,180
What the fuck? I'm not with you anymore!
1131
01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:59,516
- Fuck you! You cheated on me!
- No, I didn't! We were never together!
1132
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,894
You come to my home,
threaten my son, motherfucker?
1133
01:07:01,977 --> 01:07:04,021
It took three of you to fuck me up.
You're a pussy!
1134
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,999
What are you talking about? What do you
mean, you're not with him anymore?
1135
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,423
From the start, I fuckin' said I never
wanted to be with you.
1136
01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:10,194
It was a casual fucking thing!
1137
01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:12,779
Fuck that shit, you wanted me.
You're a little slut.
1138
01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:15,115
No... You're a fucking slut!
1139
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:17,576
Hey, don't call my mama that.
What the fuck?!
1140
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:19,137
You ain't got nothin' to say?
1141
01:07:19,161 --> 01:07:21,514
You come near my house again,
you'll be leaving in a body bag, bitch!
1142
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,582
- Ah!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1143
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:24,958
He should go to the hospital.
1144
01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,436
Yeah, maybe you should go to the hospital.
1145
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:30,088
No. It's not that bad. Plus, I don't have
health insurance anyway,
1146
01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:32,132
- but thank you, Ms. Phan.
- Okay, stop movin'.
1147
01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:35,010
- All right.
- There's no fighting in my parking lot.
1148
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,970
He flat out sucker punched me.
1149
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:40,849
I would have 100% out-cardio'd that guy.
Fuck. Sorry for swearing.
1150
01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:47,064
Oh, shit, be careful,
that's where he kicked me.
1151
01:07:47,147 --> 01:07:49,608
That's right where he kicked me.
That fuckin' little bitch.
1152
01:07:50,651 --> 01:07:54,238
Oh, shit, am I bleeding
out of my head? Fuck!
1153
01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:04,081
We're both going to be hurtin' tomorrow.
1154
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,332
Why is that?
1155
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:10,170
- Let's just say, you're blessed.
- Ah.
1156
01:08:10,254 --> 01:08:13,590
Yeah, I can't believe
I'm attracted to a ginger.
1157
01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:15,759
You're not allowed to use the g word.
1158
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:21,223
- You have a type?
- Maybe.
1159
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,058
What's your type?
1160
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:27,896
Let's just say, I like men, not boys.
1161
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:57,426
Oh, um, I'm sorry, I think
I have the wrong house.
1162
01:08:57,509 --> 01:09:01,471
Yeah, because I saw you parked
in front of my house last night too.
1163
01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:03,974
No, it's a simple mistake.
I'm new in town.
1164
01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:06,018
If I see you around here again...
1165
01:09:06,101 --> 01:09:08,353
No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.
1166
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,711
Honestly, if shit was different?
1167
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:34,755
I could take over the industry with her.
1168
01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:36,048
Think so?
1169
01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:38,925
Yeah. Within six months,
I could see her nabbing best newcomer.
1170
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:40,969
One year, and she would sweep the avn's.
1171
01:09:41,053 --> 01:09:42,530
Tori black...
You know who Tori black is?
1172
01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:44,394
Yeah, man, of course,
I know who Tori black is.
1173
01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:47,726
Well, she won performer of the year
two years, back-to-back, right?
1174
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,644
I think that strawberry's
got the potential.
1175
01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,331
I'm not exaggerating,
I really believe this.
1176
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:52,898
- Okay.
- I think...
1177
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:55,025
I think she could win
three years in a row.
1178
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,777
With my guidance, of course.
1179
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,241
Doesn't matter,
I'm stuck in this shit hole anyway.
1180
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:06,870
Yeah, man, it's going to be
kind of awkward, anyway.
1181
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:09,790
She's gonna bang all those other fucking
guys on the scene.
1182
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:13,460
Dude, I don't give a fuck.
I'll be fucking other bitches, bro.
1183
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:16,421
Come on. I think it's hot, I don't care.
1184
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:18,965
Okay, man.
1185
01:10:19,049 --> 01:10:21,009
I mean, seriously, it's part of the game.
1186
01:10:21,093 --> 01:10:22,803
Mm.
1187
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:25,138
- That was nice.
- Mm-hmm.
1188
01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:36,108
You want to explain those bruises?
1189
01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:40,028
I fell off my bike.
1190
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,702
Must've been a hard fall.
1191
01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:49,454
Mm-hmm.
1192
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,808
This is eight, I need ten.
1193
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:18,733
I'm moving a lot of weight
for you guys, huh?
1194
01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:25,740
I like those gold teeth.
1195
01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:30,912
I got one... I got one diamond,
I had my dentist in Cali put it in. So...
1196
01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:35,292
Man, get your ass out of here, man.
1197
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,463
All right, say hi to your mom for me.
1198
01:12:01,193 --> 01:12:03,778
These refinery boys are the best.
1199
01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:07,866
They buy way more weed than these skaters
and dancers I got to deal with.
1200
01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:09,159
Dancers?
1201
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,578
- Yeah, from the titty bar.
- Oh, strippers.
1202
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:15,916
They prefer the term dancers, young lady.
Show some respect.
1203
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:20,795
- Okay, topless dancers.
- Oh, bottomless too. They got it all.
1204
01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:22,964
- Really?
- Yeah. What, you never been?
1205
01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:26,551
Well, why would I have been?
Plus, I'm not even old enough to get in.
1206
01:12:26,635 --> 01:12:28,803
That's right. You want to go?
1207
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:30,013
Seriously?
1208
01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:32,849
Strip club virgin.
1209
01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:39,272
- Hello.
- How old is she?
1210
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:40,941
- Eighteen.
- Eighteen.
1211
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,359
Twenty bucks.
1212
01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:45,737
You're hotter
than all these girls combined.
1213
01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:48,907
If you worked here,
they'd be out of a job.
1214
01:12:49,908 --> 01:12:52,285
You want to give her a tip?
Come on, let's go.
1215
01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:53,787
It's fun.
1216
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,424
- Right here, right here.
- Here?
1217
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:31,700
Yeah, pull in there.
1218
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,954
I just got to get some milk.
1219
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:43,336
All right, well, good night.
1220
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:46,214
Oh, I can wait and drive you
all the way home.
1221
01:13:46,298 --> 01:13:50,010
Oh, no, it's okay.
I like to ride my bike at night.
1222
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:54,472
Okay. But, technically,
that was our first date.
1223
01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:58,768
So you just brought me to a strip joint
for our first date.
1224
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:01,646
- Real classy.
- Ooh, snap.
1225
01:14:01,730 --> 01:14:04,065
Mm. Well, I guess we got to do it again.
1226
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:07,694
You want to go to the pier Friday night?
1227
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,905
- Beats liver and onions at luby's.
- I love luby's.
1228
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:21,625
It is with humility, determination,
1229
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:26,046
and boundless confidence
in america's promise
1230
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:29,466
that I accept your nomination
1231
01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:32,844
for president of the United States!
1232
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:35,722
All right, rich snarkey
is with us in Washington,
1233
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,725
rich, what are these new emails revealing?
1234
01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,018
Yeah?
1235
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:43,897
Yeah?
1236
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,859
- Doesn't daddy want to play?
- Uh, I don't know if I'm feeling it.
1237
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:49,527
I can feel it...
1238
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,365
- Just not...
- Just nice and fast.
1239
01:14:53,448 --> 01:14:55,659
- I just don't think it's happening today.
- Come on.
1240
01:14:57,744 --> 01:14:59,454
Don't you want to get in me?
1241
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:02,457
Yeah. Don't you want to get in
this tight little pussy?
1242
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:05,210
I'm not feeling it, I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling it.
1243
01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:09,172
- Jesus Christ, okay, okay.
- What?
1244
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:13,176
It's fine. Whatever.
I didn't want to anyway.
1245
01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,401
Lonnie!
1246
01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:31,986
Lonnie!
1247
01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,740
Lonnie! Lon... lonnikins!
1248
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:40,495
- Hey!
- Don't be tied up all day.
1249
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:46,126
- Hey, lonnikins.
- Hey, Lexi, what's up?
1250
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,920
Not much. What are you doin'?
1251
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,798
Oh, you know, fartin' around
with the old man.
1252
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:54,718
- Same shit, different day.
- I know, I know.
1253
01:15:54,801 --> 01:15:55,969
What are you doin'?
1254
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:59,597
I'm just, you know, gettin' some air.
Some sunshine.
1255
01:16:01,433 --> 01:16:03,059
So you and Mikey been hangin' out, huh?
1256
01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:05,645
Yeah, it's been fun having him in town.
1257
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,355
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1258
01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:11,359
Is he giving you money
for all those rides you're giving him?
1259
01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:14,529
Mm, no. I mean, I don't mind, we're buds.
1260
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,198
I know y'all don't got
a set of wheels right now. So...
1261
01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:19,117
No, we don't, not right now.
1262
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:24,873
Yeah, you been working out?
1263
01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:29,085
- Oh, you look good.
- Thanks.
1264
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,380
- You sure you haven't been working out?
- I'm positive.
1265
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,133
Can't call you scrawny Lonnie
no more, can they?
1266
01:16:38,845 --> 01:16:40,972
You keep Mikey out of trouble now,
you hear?
1267
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,601
- I'll try.
- Okay, I know you will.
1268
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:48,646
- Good seeing you.
- Good seeing you. Take care.
1269
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:55,195
There's a lot of rides.
We could do the rollercoaster.
1270
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:58,990
Am I tall enough?
I think it's like 48 inches or whatever.
1271
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,951
I'll give you 48 inches or whatever.
1272
01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,995
I'm sorry. That was too easy.
1273
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:06,998
But I got you. If you're scared just grab
onto me, you know?
1274
01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,875
I'll hold your hand.
1275
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:13,338
So after his, are you gonna
fuck me under the boardwalk?
1276
01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:16,007
Such a little exhibitionist,
you know that?
1277
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,592
Look who's talking.
1278
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,594
Wait, what do you mean?
1279
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:23,598
You know what I mean... Mr. Saber.
1280
01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:39,322
Oh, my god!
1281
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,407
Mikey!
1282
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:44,828
The second I broke up with Nash,
1283
01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:47,997
my Facebook blew up
with everyone and their fuckin' grandma
1284
01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:49,791
sending me links to your videos.
1285
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,586
And you're cool with it?
1286
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:55,672
Would I be here if I gave a shit?
1287
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:58,842
- I actually think it's kinda dope.
- Hm.
1288
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,428
I think it's cool you just said,
1289
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:06,641
"fuck it, I'm gonna get paid for doing
the thing I love most."
1290
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:10,520
And as long as you're not hurtin' anybody,
you do you, man.
1291
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:13,982
But if you give me something,
I swear to fuckin' god.
1292
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:17,652
Us porn folk are the most tested people
on the whole planet.
1293
01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:20,488
I mean, think about it...
We got to get tested to work, you know?
1294
01:18:20,572 --> 01:18:24,576
- Maybe I gave you somethin'?
- Oh, don't even kid.
1295
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:29,789
I posted a nude online once.
1296
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:32,292
I can never tell
if you're joking or if you're serious.
1297
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:37,088
My friends and I were messing around
on that subreddit gone wild.
1298
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,526
We were just trying to see
how much attention we could get.
1299
01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:44,220
We weren't even naked. We had, like,
our stuffed animals like that, you know?
1300
01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:48,391
But this old guy in Ohio
propositioned us to sell the nude pic,
1301
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:51,060
and I did. And he venmo'd me 60 bucks.
1302
01:18:51,144 --> 01:18:55,106
Sixty bucks? You're a bad-bad girl.
1303
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:57,817
But sixty bucks ain't shit.
You should get at least double that.
1304
01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:01,237
So were you planning on ever telling me?
1305
01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:04,949
Yeah. It's not something
you drop on a civilian.
1306
01:19:05,033 --> 01:19:08,786
A civilian? Is that what I am?
1307
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:13,708
Yeah. But you don't have to be.
1308
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,043
For reals?
1309
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,255
Look, I'm going to be straight with you.
1310
01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:22,300
I've been in the business almost 20 years,
1311
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:26,638
and nobody, nobody comes close to you.
1312
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:30,558
Straight up, you could be a huge star.
I'm just saying.
1313
01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:34,354
You're funny.
1314
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:40,485
Look, I'm already about to have
a very awkward senior year.
1315
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:43,237
I'm not about to have
a very awkward rest of my life.
1316
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:06,862
Fell out of the tree, remember?
1317
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,972
I fell straight down on the ground
and broke my arm,
1318
01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:11,015
so I had a leg broken and an arm broken.
1319
01:20:11,099 --> 01:20:14,143
And then mom had to wheel me around
in the shoppin' cart for like a month.
1320
01:20:14,227 --> 01:20:16,147
And you loved that.
It was so embarrassing.
1321
01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:18,398
- Oh...
- Hey...
1322
01:20:19,607 --> 01:20:22,735
Hey, Mikey. How you doing?
1323
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:28,032
- I'm good. What you doin' here?
- Just catchin' up with lil and Lexi.
1324
01:20:28,116 --> 01:20:31,411
Catching up on some old stuff.
Shootin' the breeze.
1325
01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:33,705
Sounds like it.
You should let me know next time.
1326
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:36,749
I'll make some steaks,
hang out with you guys.
1327
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,668
- Sounds great.
- Yeah.
1328
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:42,338
Sounds like a plan.
Ladies, I'm gonna get on up out of here.
1329
01:20:42,422 --> 01:20:43,774
- It's getting late.
- Oh, no.
1330
01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:47,427
But your hospitality was good,
the conversation was boss.
1331
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,595
- Okay, girls...
- Good to see you.
1332
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:51,764
- Absolutely.
- Nice to see you again, lele.
1333
01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:53,349
- Come on, baby.
- Please come back.
1334
01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:54,726
I will. I will.
1335
01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:56,829
- Don't be a stranger.
- You take care of yourself, baby girl.
1336
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,187
- You too.
- All right?
1337
01:20:58,271 --> 01:21:00,815
- Be safe out there.
- Mikey, I'm sure I'll see you soon.
1338
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,317
Yep, you will.
1339
01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:05,081
- Good night.
- God bless you.
1340
01:21:11,743 --> 01:21:13,578
- Did it come through?
- Yeah.
1341
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,291
Do you see her?
She's fuckin' smokin', right?
1342
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:22,295
You're not going to believe this, dude.
Her name is strawberry.
1343
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:23,939
- What?
- Fucking strawberry.
1344
01:21:23,963 --> 01:21:25,733
- You can't make this shit up, man.
- Strawberry?
1345
01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:27,925
Yeah, has there even been
a strawberry before?
1346
01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:31,262
She's my way back in, man,
I'm tellin' you.
1347
01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:34,640
This is like a Jenna Jameson,
Sasha grey-level find here.
1348
01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:37,852
Fuck, I'm blessed,
I'm so fucking blessed.
1349
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:41,439
See, this is my talent.
I could be a bad ass scout.
1350
01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:45,151
I got my finger on the pulse
of the next generation, baby.
1351
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,254
How do you know she's
going to be down for this, man?
1352
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:50,073
Oh, she's down, trust me, she's down.
1353
01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:53,367
Plus, she sucks on my fingers
while I'm fucking her, bro.
1354
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:54,869
Oh, yeah? That's cool.
1355
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,746
Yeah, that's cool.
You know what that means?
1356
01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,999
- She likes fingers?
- You're so cute.
1357
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:04,087
It means she likes having
a dick in her mouth while getting fucked.
1358
01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:05,630
It's a tell-tale sign, bro.
1359
01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:06,839
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1360
01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:09,026
Any time a girl puts something
in her mouth while fucking,
1361
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:12,595
either they're familiar with that scenario
or they're intrigued by that scenario.
1362
01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:14,472
Think about it, man, it's just logic.
1363
01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:18,184
- I never thought about it that way.
- Yeah, man, no, that's what Lexi did.
1364
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,685
Yeah, when we first started dating,
1365
01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:21,889
Lexi would suck on my fingers
while I was fucking her.
1366
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,373
That's what schooled me to the knowledge
1367
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,109
that she'd slept with more than one dude
at a time before.
1368
01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:27,872
So when I proposed a threesome,
she was in.
1369
01:22:27,902 --> 01:22:29,737
She didn't fight it, she fucking loved it.
1370
01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:36,536
Well, what do you think Lexi's gonna think
about all of this, though?
1371
01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:39,914
Dude, Lexi is the bane
of my fucking existence, man.
1372
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,375
Everything that's gone wrong in my life
the 15 last years
1373
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,377
pretty much stems back to her.
1374
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:47,922
I've forgiven her over and over again.
1375
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:49,733
I overlooked so much shit
in the name of forgiveness,
1376
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:51,517
but it doesn't matter,
she always fucks me...
1377
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:54,303
Hey, how you doin', sir?
1378
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:01,310
Go look up the Lexi Lane,
Ashley blue gangbang.
1379
01:23:01,394 --> 01:23:04,188
At the end, I'm fucking Ashley
so I wasn't paying attention.
1380
01:23:04,272 --> 01:23:06,858
Lexi starts bad mouthing me
to the male talent on camera,
1381
01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:09,128
saying that I'm limp dick and shit,
and that's a total fucking lie.
1382
01:23:09,152 --> 01:23:10,486
Of course I can get it up, right?
1383
01:23:10,570 --> 01:23:12,530
I didn't know this
until the fucking DVD came out.
1384
01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:13,948
I wanted to knock that bitch out.
1385
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,908
Anyway, don't say shit.
That stays between us.
1386
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:18,192
- I got you, brother.
- All right, you got the next set.
1387
01:23:20,246 --> 01:23:22,123
- Appreciate you.
- Thanks.
1388
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:26,544
So, I joined your pornhub page.
1389
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:30,673
- You watching my scenes?
- Checked out a few.
1390
01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:32,967
I watched the one you won best oral for.
1391
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,719
Yeah?
1392
01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:38,764
Yeah. Not that it's not hot
watchin' you, but like...
1393
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:39,974
Yeah?
1394
01:23:40,057 --> 01:23:44,395
So the girl,
plus all the guys she's blowin'...
1395
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:49,650
- Hello, Mr. Mikey.
- Hey, Ms. Phan.
1396
01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:53,154
I swept outside
and watered the plant for you.
1397
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:54,280
Great.
1398
01:23:57,116 --> 01:24:01,078
So, the girl plus all the guys
she blowin' win the award?
1399
01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:04,081
Right. But we all share it, the award.
1400
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:07,877
Okay, but like, she's on her knees
blowing a line of guys.
1401
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,462
It's like her scene.
1402
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:13,216
- Why are you winning an award for it?
- Okay, well, that's up for discussion.
1403
01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,719
Anyway, you shouldn't be
watching that stuff, you know?
1404
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:20,223
Just pretend it doesn't exist.
Don't watch that stuff, it's not good.
1405
01:24:20,306 --> 01:24:23,684
- I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?
- No. It's okay.
1406
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,231
Sorry, I should have asked
if it was okay if I watched.
1407
01:24:28,314 --> 01:24:30,816
Hm.
1408
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:33,527
But if you do want to watch one,
1409
01:24:33,611 --> 01:24:35,988
check out the fast and the furious
parody I did.
1410
01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:39,492
- Are you serious?
- Hell yeah. Fast and the fury-ass.
1411
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,994
- Yeah.
- I love it.
1412
01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:45,998
Clever, right? I play Brian O'Conner,
that's Paul Walker's character.
1413
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,042
Man, my acting was next level. Seriously.
1414
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,711
I mean, my scenes
were miles above the other scenes.
1415
01:24:50,795 --> 01:24:53,965
To this day, people'll tweet me, like...
"Oh, you were the perfect O'Conner."
1416
01:24:54,048 --> 01:24:56,467
Yeah, I was actually even nominated
for that role.
1417
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,262
Best supporting actor in a parody.
1418
01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:01,931
But I didn't win.
It was the big snub of the night.
1419
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:04,058
There was boos and everything.
It was crazy.
1420
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:07,228
And then Paul Walker
goes and gets himself killed,
1421
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:11,023
which is such a bummer, because then
I'm fucked out of the sequels.
1422
01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:12,650
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
1423
01:25:13,651 --> 01:25:18,572
So... you want to come over this weekend?
1424
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,659
Come over, what to your place?
1425
01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:23,661
Yeah. We can spend Saturday night there.
1426
01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:26,304
Nah, I don't know. I'm not
into the whole meet the parents thing.
1427
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,851
You think I'd introduce you to my mom?
Are you fucking kidding me?
1428
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,294
No. God, no!
1429
01:25:31,377 --> 01:25:32,670
No, she'll be out of town.
1430
01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:36,757
She got a new boyfriend, and they're going
to Houston to fuck themselves silly.
1431
01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:41,178
So, we've got the place to our own,
to fuck ourselves even sillier.
1432
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,686
- Mikey?
- Yeah?
1433
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:52,356
You haven't even asked about Eric once.
1434
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:57,611
You got my Facebook message
when it happened. We chatted.
1435
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,119
My heart goes out to you.
It was a terrible thing.
1436
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:15,254
So, any word on you getting custody
or whatever?
1437
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:21,344
Yeah. Well, I was thinking...
1438
01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:24,472
I have a meetin' with cps next week.
1439
01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:27,808
And I was thinking you could come with me
1440
01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:31,645
and we could tell the case worker...
Her name is maryanne,
1441
01:26:31,729 --> 01:26:34,190
she's real nice
and she's trying to help me out.
1442
01:26:34,273 --> 01:26:38,944
And we can tell her about how things
are going well here, and, you know...
1443
01:26:40,154 --> 01:26:42,948
Like you and me and all...
1444
01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:48,788
'Cause, I mean, if things
are going well here with you and me
1445
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,956
and all... and I can get a clean test...
1446
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,126
And that's going to happen?
No wonder they took him.
1447
01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:56,491
You're right back to where you were
in '08 all over again.
1448
01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:01,592
Where's his dad in all this shit anyway?
Why doesn't he step the fuck up?
1449
01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:02,718
Seriously.
1450
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:07,515
Or better yet,
why doesn't leondria go with you
1451
01:27:07,598 --> 01:27:10,017
being that she's so concerned
with our fucking business?
1452
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,312
You know what? Fuck this place.
1453
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,231
I'm gonna go watch TV with your mom.
1454
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:49,014
Don't judge, okay?
1455
01:27:49,098 --> 01:27:50,766
Why would I do that?
1456
01:27:50,850 --> 01:27:53,269
You're talking to a boy
who grew up in Texas city
1457
01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:55,271
so I'm not going to judge anything.
1458
01:27:55,354 --> 01:27:56,730
- This is it?
- Yeah.
1459
01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:00,776
Oh, I take it back.
This place is a shit hole.
1460
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:03,154
Could you take me home, please?
1461
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:07,074
All right, ta-da.
1462
01:28:07,158 --> 01:28:09,243
Wow. Luxurious.
1463
01:28:09,326 --> 01:28:11,704
Can't smoke in here, by the way.
My mom's trying to quit.
1464
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,038
That's okay.
1465
01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:16,375
Is this you?
1466
01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:18,461
Yeah. That's the first selfie I ever took.
1467
01:28:18,544 --> 01:28:21,213
- Hm.
- Vintage. You want a coke?
1468
01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:24,758
Yes. And that's your mom?
1469
01:28:24,842 --> 01:28:28,471
Yup, and that's my grandma and that's me.
1470
01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:30,639
And that's me. And that's me.
1471
01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,850
Cute. What's back here?
1472
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,311
Ah, that's my mom's room.
I am right here.
1473
01:28:39,899 --> 01:28:45,613
Wow. Wow. Pink. Pink.
1474
01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,456
It's supposed to make you
happy or something.
1475
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:50,910
Wow.
1476
01:28:57,041 --> 01:29:00,252
So, tell your mom I'm moving in.
1477
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:05,799
Do you feel the sunshine?
1478
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:10,679
By the way, what sign are you?
1479
01:29:12,306 --> 01:29:14,350
Why?
1480
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:18,854
No. I mean, I don't even believe
in astrology, but I'm just asking.
1481
01:29:19,897 --> 01:29:21,357
A bad sign.
1482
01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:25,528
- I don't believe in that shit either.
- Yeah.
1483
01:29:32,785 --> 01:29:34,912
You know, before this place
was about black gold,
1484
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,580
it was about black ivory.
1485
01:29:36,664 --> 01:29:38,415
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1486
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,209
I don't understand.
1487
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:42,461
- The slave trade, silly.
- Oh.
1488
01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:44,088
Slaves were sold here.
1489
01:29:44,171 --> 01:29:47,633
Some, like, famous French pirate
ran the show.
1490
01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:50,511
A French pirate?
I bet he had really good style.
1491
01:29:52,263 --> 01:29:54,974
When I was little my mama
would take me out here
1492
01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:57,017
and we'd go hunting for pirate Booty.
1493
01:29:57,101 --> 01:30:00,896
- Ooh, I love pirate Booty.
- Tell me more.
1494
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,776
I'm coming to get ya.
1495
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:24,753
This is prime Texas beef right here.
1496
01:30:24,837 --> 01:30:27,965
This might be the one thing
this place has above L.A.
1497
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:29,883
Beside you, of course.
1498
01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:33,679
You're like an extraterrestrial
around here.
1499
01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:37,600
When I look at you,
I don't think Gulf coast, you know?
1500
01:30:37,683 --> 01:30:39,184
Well, besides the sexy drawl.
1501
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:42,563
- You jerk. It's not that bad.
- It's pretty bad.
1502
01:30:42,646 --> 01:30:46,483
- Stop makin' fun of me.
- I'm not. I had one, but I lost it.
1503
01:30:46,567 --> 01:30:49,778
After living in la. For a while,
youloseit
1504
01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:52,406
I remember being at work
when I first got there,
1505
01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:54,908
these guys made fun of me
because I was, "hi, I'm Mikey."
1506
01:30:54,992 --> 01:30:57,536
And they all said,
"you sound like a dumb hick."
1507
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,289
So, yeah, just lost it.
1508
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:03,667
Well, another year or so,
and I'm out of here.
1509
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,711
Why wait?
1510
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,088
I told you. Moolah.
1511
01:31:08,172 --> 01:31:10,257
I didn't have any money when I left.
1512
01:31:10,341 --> 01:31:14,011
I have no friends. No connections.
1513
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:17,514
I'll be your friend.
I'll be your connection.
1514
01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:19,933
- Don't fuck with me.
- I'm not.
1515
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:40,704
- This is nice.
- Mm-hmm.
1516
01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:44,333
Hold up. I got an idea.
1517
01:31:48,462 --> 01:31:49,838
Whoa, what are you doing?
1518
01:31:49,922 --> 01:31:53,676
Let's shoot a scene, for us. Just for us.
1519
01:31:55,219 --> 01:31:58,931
All right, but if we do that,
we're using my phone.
1520
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,432
Why? You don't trust me?
1521
01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:03,060
Well, you could
lose your phone, motherfucker.
1522
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,229
You could lose your phone, motherfucker.
1523
01:32:05,312 --> 01:32:08,148
- Well, then it would be on me.
- Oh, true dat.
1524
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,360
Look at it, look at it.
1525
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:13,904
You see that? You see how good you look?
1526
01:32:15,239 --> 01:32:18,242
You film here, take it. Take it.
1527
01:32:18,325 --> 01:32:19,368
Mm-hmm.
1528
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,167
That's so hot.
1529
01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:29,837
I know. You're telling me.
1530
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:32,089
Look at that, look at that,
1531
01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:34,425
you know how to play
to the camera and everything.
1532
01:32:35,759 --> 01:32:38,095
You see how you make sure
your face is always seen
1533
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:40,180
and you're aware of the camera?
1534
01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:44,101
That's skill right there. That's crazy.
1535
01:32:45,102 --> 01:32:48,313
If this doesn't show you that you can be
a star, I don't know what will.
1536
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,734
- You really think so?
- I know so.
1537
01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,904
I'm not into that swinger stuff, though.
1538
01:32:56,905 --> 01:33:00,409
- Swinger stuff?
- Yeah. I like fucking you.
1539
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:02,536
I don't want to fuck anybody else.
1540
01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:05,622
And I don't want to think about you
fucking other girls.
1541
01:33:05,706 --> 01:33:08,584
It would be just us.
1542
01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:11,086
It's called couple scenes.
1543
01:33:11,170 --> 01:33:13,297
It'll be exclusive, just me and you.
1544
01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:15,841
Getting paid to do what we just did.
1545
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:19,553
Shit, you would have made
$2,000 for that video right there.
1546
01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,472
- Mm.
- How many times did you come?
1547
01:33:21,555 --> 01:33:22,639
Three times.
1548
01:33:22,723 --> 01:33:25,476
You would have been paid two grand
to come three times.
1549
01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:28,479
I'm not that good at math,
but that's a really good deal.
1550
01:33:29,855 --> 01:33:31,190
I'll have to sleep on it,
1551
01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:34,610
but it's not like I don't already have
the porn star name.
1552
01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:36,236
Right?
1553
01:33:39,198 --> 01:33:40,949
Do you play?
1554
01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:44,203
- No, I eat off it.
- Such a smart ass.
1555
01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:46,955
Yeah, since I was six.
1556
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,042
You going to play me something?
1557
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:52,002
- Gonna make me?
- Mm-hmm.
1558
01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:53,796
Okay.
1559
01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:07,392
J“ I'm doing this tonight j“
1560
01:34:07,476 --> 01:34:10,521
j“ you're probably gonna start a fight j“
1561
01:34:10,604 --> 01:34:13,816
j“ I know this can't be right j“
1562
01:34:13,899 --> 01:34:16,735
j“ hey, baby, come on j“
1563
01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:19,863
j“ I loved you endlessly j“
1564
01:34:19,947 --> 01:34:22,699
j“ when you weren't there for me j“
1565
01:34:22,783 --> 01:34:26,620
j“ so now it's time to leave j“
1566
01:34:26,703 --> 01:34:28,789
j“ and make it alone j“
1567
01:34:28,872 --> 01:34:32,376
j“ and I know that I can't take no more j“
1568
01:34:32,459 --> 01:34:34,795
j“ it ain't no lie j“
1569
01:34:34,878 --> 01:34:37,798
j“ I want to see you out that doorj“
1570
01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:40,175
j“ baby, bye bye bye j“
1571
01:34:40,259 --> 01:34:42,219
j“ don't really want to make it tough j“
1572
01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:45,639
j“ I just want to tell you
that I've had enough j“
1573
01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:48,934
j“ it might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie j“
1574
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,311
j“ baby bye bye j“
1575
01:34:51,395 --> 01:34:53,272
j“ I don't know the ending yet j“
1576
01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:55,190
j“ bye. J“
1577
01:35:33,729 --> 01:35:37,065
So, where were you?
1578
01:35:40,110 --> 01:35:43,030
I texted you.
I was gone for the weekend.
1579
01:35:44,448 --> 01:35:46,867
I know.
1580
01:35:51,121 --> 01:35:52,581
That's not my question.
1581
01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:55,751
Where were you?
1582
01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:01,673
- You serious right now?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
1583
01:36:02,716 --> 01:36:05,844
I was in this cute little town called
none of your fuckin' business, Texas.
1584
01:36:05,928 --> 01:36:07,220
How about that's where I was?
1585
01:36:07,304 --> 01:36:09,598
- Oh, were ya?
- Yeah.
1586
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:13,143
That sounds like a lot of fun.
I hope you had a good fuckin' time!
1587
01:36:15,145 --> 01:36:17,314
What the fuck was that? Huh? Huh?
1588
01:36:17,397 --> 01:36:20,359
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
- Huh? Hey, lil, come get your daughter!
1589
01:36:21,568 --> 01:36:24,947
- Mikey, go fuck yourself!
- Okay, look, look, look! Look!
1590
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:28,033
I was makin' us money, okay?
1591
01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:31,703
I had to go down to corpus christi
to pick up some shit. For us!
1592
01:36:31,787 --> 01:36:33,956
- Oh, I don't believe you!
- Oh, you don't believe me?
1593
01:36:34,039 --> 01:36:36,320
- No, I don't fucking believe you!
- You don't believe me?
1594
01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:41,588
Huh? Four weeks ago I had zip, huh?
1595
01:36:41,672 --> 01:36:44,383
Now I got 3k! Look at it!
1596
01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:45,676
Give me a fucking break!
1597
01:36:45,759 --> 01:36:48,529
When was the last time you had money
like that under your fucking roof, huh?
1598
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:52,516
Now if you want me to keep paying for rent
and food, shut the fuck up!
1599
01:36:52,599 --> 01:36:54,726
And I'm not cleaning that shit up either!
1600
01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:08,115
- She's in, man! She's fucking in!
- Yeah? She's in?
1601
01:37:08,198 --> 01:37:09,968
Yeah... well, I'm still ironing out
the details,
1602
01:37:09,992 --> 01:37:13,787
but guaranteed, I'll have her shooting
scenes by September, baby!
1603
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:15,580
That's pretty impressive, though, man.
1604
01:37:15,664 --> 01:37:18,083
Three weeks, you convinced
a girl to do porn?
1605
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:20,127
Like, what the fuck?
1606
01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:22,921
I couldn't convince my first girlfriend
to give me a blowjob
1607
01:37:23,005 --> 01:37:24,923
for three fucking years.
1608
01:37:25,007 --> 01:37:29,302
Hey, man, what can I say, baby?
I'm good at what I do.
1609
01:37:29,386 --> 01:37:33,140
- So that means you're gonna be leaving?
- Yeah, I'm leaving.
1610
01:37:33,223 --> 01:37:35,600
Well, when are you leaving?
1611
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:38,454
Well, basically, I just need enough
to float us until she starts shootin'.
1612
01:37:38,478 --> 01:37:41,231
I'm thinkin' I could have that
by the end of August, easy.
1613
01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:43,817
It's gonna suck for you to go.
1614
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:47,154
I know, man, it's going to suck
not hanging with you anymore, Lonnie.
1615
01:37:47,237 --> 01:37:50,741
You're my guy! But, dude, I'm on top
of my game right now,
1616
01:37:50,824 --> 01:37:52,701
on like every single possible level.
1617
01:37:52,784 --> 01:37:55,328
Physical stamina, my mind is sharp.
1618
01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:59,041
Now that I'm making money, I'm taking
5-htp for serotonin in my brain.
1619
01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:02,669
Dude, with my skill and ability
and my eidetic memory shit,
1620
01:38:02,753 --> 01:38:06,131
there's no denying what I can do.
The universe is on my side, bro.
1621
01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:07,257
Yeah?
1622
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:11,261
Saber entertainment's
first signed contract girl, strawberry!
1623
01:38:11,344 --> 01:38:13,305
- Huh? You like that?
- I do, yeah.
1624
01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:15,515
Just strawberry,
no need for anything fancy.
1625
01:38:15,599 --> 01:38:18,727
All the biggest celebrities have
one name... Cher, prince, Madonna.
1626
01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,854
Oh, I'm getting a llc
for saber entertainment.
1627
01:38:20,937 --> 01:38:23,315
- Yeah?
- I had a dba for Mikey saber,
1628
01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,859
but I didn't pay my annual fees,
so it expired.
1629
01:38:25,942 --> 01:38:28,236
And I had a falling out
with my old business partner.
1630
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,323
- But I do have Mike saber trademarked.
- That's cool.
1631
01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,718
Yeah. Oh, it's gonna be
a big announcement at adultcon, bro.
1632
01:38:33,742 --> 01:38:35,577
- Yeah?
- Yeah, dude.
1633
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,930
You know what? This small town life,
it just ain't for me, man.
1634
01:38:37,954 --> 01:38:40,749
No offense. But, like,
I'm a big city guy, you know?
1635
01:38:40,832 --> 01:38:42,834
Dude, if you want,
I can hook you up with leondria
1636
01:38:42,918 --> 01:38:44,169
so you can have my clientele.
1637
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:45,754
- Hell yeah!
- Yeah.
1638
01:38:45,837 --> 01:38:48,191
I just don't want you selling fucking
flags for the rest of your life,
1639
01:38:48,215 --> 01:38:50,401
you know what I mean?
Oh, here's the exit right here, bro!
1640
01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:52,025
Oh, fuck! Lonnie!
1641
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:54,739
Dude, we're fucked, dude!
We're fucked!
1642
01:38:54,763 --> 01:38:57,763
- Ifuckin' know, man, I know!
- We're fucked! We're fucked!
1643
01:38:57,808 --> 01:39:01,269
Oh, my god, Lonnie, why did you
fuckin' pull off like that, man?
1644
01:39:01,353 --> 01:39:02,395
I didn't do anything, man!
1645
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:05,732
I just fuckin' took the turn like you
fuckin' asked me to, man!
1646
01:39:05,816 --> 01:39:07,668
Stop the car, dude!
Stop the fucking car!
1647
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:09,736
Stop the fucking car! Stop!
1648
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:12,823
Where you going?
1649
01:39:14,241 --> 01:39:15,241
Crap!
1650
01:39:18,328 --> 01:39:20,080
Listen. Listen!
1651
01:39:21,081 --> 01:39:22,415
Asshole, look at me.
1652
01:39:24,376 --> 01:39:28,547
I was never with you.
You don't know me, I don't know you.
1653
01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:30,924
This never happened.
Are you listening to me?!
1654
01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:34,678
- What are we going to do?
- We? You did this, not me!
1655
01:39:34,761 --> 01:39:36,489
Look at me. You don't know me.
Say it. Say it.
1656
01:39:36,513 --> 01:39:37,848
You don't know me, say it.
1657
01:39:37,931 --> 01:39:39,182
I don't know you, man.
1658
01:39:40,392 --> 01:39:41,476
Fuck!
1659
01:39:47,149 --> 01:39:50,068
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Mikey?
1660
01:40:02,247 --> 01:40:03,331
Mikey?
1661
01:40:03,415 --> 01:40:04,695
- Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- You okay?
1662
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,894
- Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
- You scared the shit out of me.
1663
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:09,313
- I know, I just don't feel good.
- Are you sure you're okay?
1664
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:10,630
Yup, thank you.
1665
01:40:20,849 --> 01:40:22,201
According to authorities,
1666
01:40:22,225 --> 01:40:26,104
the 22-car pileup was caused by
a reckless driver that fled the scene.
1667
01:40:26,188 --> 01:40:28,523
I hope they find
who's responsible for this.
1668
01:40:28,607 --> 01:40:32,068
- Better not be a drunk driver.
- Oh, they will find them.
1669
01:40:33,570 --> 01:40:37,073
They'll do some kind of csi—stuff
invesfigafion.
1670
01:40:37,157 --> 01:40:38,575
Mothers are getting...
1671
01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:40,458
Can you guys keep it down?
I can't hear the...
1672
01:40:41,536 --> 01:40:43,347
Geez, I'm sorry,
Mikey gives a shit about something.
1673
01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,349
I can't hear the announcer.
Seriously, this is tragic shit.
1674
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,476
Well, I can't hear anything
'cause you're talking! Jesus Christ.
1675
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,228
Witnesses say that the reckless driver...
1676
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:51,147
Crossed from the far left Lane
1677
01:40:51,171 --> 01:40:53,757
in front of a semi-truck,
causing the truck to jackknife,
1678
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:57,928
resulting in a chain-reaction crash
that came out of nowhere.
1679
01:40:59,095 --> 01:41:02,224
Hey. Hey, how you doing?
1680
01:41:03,892 --> 01:41:05,894
Yeah, everything's good.
1681
01:41:06,895 --> 01:41:11,107
Uh, yeah, we're just watching the news.
Shit's crazy, right?
1682
01:41:12,442 --> 01:41:16,446
I know. Um, look,
some business stuff came up,
1683
01:41:16,529 --> 01:41:18,049
so I'm not sure I can make it tonight.
1684
01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:23,703
No, it's all good, just some business
stuff I got to take care of. Yeah.
1685
01:41:24,704 --> 01:41:26,915
Okay. Okay, bye.
1686
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,101
Mikey! Mikey!
1687
01:41:46,184 --> 01:41:48,371
Oh, my god, there's fuckin' cops
outside fuckin' Lonnie's!
1688
01:41:48,395 --> 01:41:50,563
Something's goin' down!
1689
01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:51,690
What?
1690
01:41:51,773 --> 01:41:54,067
Come quick, there's cops next door.
Oh, my god!
1691
01:41:55,068 --> 01:41:56,861
The sheriff's here too!
1692
01:41:58,196 --> 01:41:59,781
Holy shit...
1693
01:42:02,409 --> 01:42:03,743
Oh, my god, ma, the news.
1694
01:42:03,827 --> 01:42:06,288
The fucking news is here.
I'm gonna go check it out.
1695
01:42:06,371 --> 01:42:08,039
- Wait...
- Come on.
1696
01:42:31,146 --> 01:42:32,480
Thank you, Nathan.
1697
01:42:32,564 --> 01:42:34,899
Texas city resident lonnifer hill
1698
01:42:34,983 --> 01:42:37,861
is in custody
at the galveston county jail.
1699
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:41,072
He is scheduled to make
his court appearance this afternoon
1700
01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:42,782
- to be advised of his rights.
- Morning.
1701
01:42:42,866 --> 01:42:44,635
- Morning.
- According to his attorney,
1702
01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:47,329
a bond is not
being considered at this time.
1703
01:42:47,412 --> 01:42:48,621
Thank you, Lily.
1704
01:42:48,705 --> 01:42:52,625
Of the 14 individuals taken to hospitals,
eight are still being treated.
1705
01:42:52,709 --> 01:42:54,836
There will be an investigation
into every action...
1706
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,630
- I'm gonna get some milk.
- Okay.
1707
01:43:07,349 --> 01:43:09,642
Hey, watch your bike there, man.
1708
01:43:09,726 --> 01:43:11,746
I mean, the cars
just kept coming and coming.
1709
01:43:11,770 --> 01:43:14,397
De Leo made it out,
untouched, but shaken.
1710
01:43:14,481 --> 01:43:16,816
That had to be so scary
for those drivers.
1711
01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:20,278
Channel 5 spoke to the neighbor
of the individual allegedly responsible
1712
01:43:20,362 --> 01:43:21,905
for the incident last night.
1713
01:43:21,988 --> 01:43:26,409
It was shocking!
I mean, I've known him forever.
1714
01:43:26,493 --> 01:43:30,038
They got him, man. Son of a bitch!
1715
01:43:30,121 --> 01:43:32,374
- Sweetest guy, always shy.
- Three dollars.
1716
01:43:32,457 --> 01:43:34,209
Nice, great, great neighbor.
1717
01:43:38,046 --> 01:43:41,424
Hey, they've been
playing my interview all morning.
1718
01:43:41,508 --> 01:43:45,011
I should have put on some makeup.
Looked like shit.
1719
01:43:51,351 --> 01:43:56,189
Mr. Hill has no prior convictions.
However, this isn't his first run-in
1720
01:43:56,272 --> 01:43:58,817
with the galveston county
district attorney's office.
1721
01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:04,364
In 2014, Mr. Hill had "stolen valor"
charges files against him,
1722
01:44:04,447 --> 01:44:07,700
which were subsequently dropped.
That's all for now.
1723
01:44:07,784 --> 01:44:09,911
Oh, Lonnie's fucked.
1724
01:44:09,994 --> 01:44:11,955
State highway 146 in Texas city
remains closed
1725
01:44:12,038 --> 01:44:14,958
while cleanup crews continue to remove
wreckage from the southbound lanes.
1726
01:44:19,337 --> 01:44:21,214
Mikey, I'm fixin' to make supper.
1727
01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:25,510
What would you like, shit on a shingle,
or chicken fried steak?
1728
01:44:25,593 --> 01:44:28,847
- I ain't hungry, lil.
- Suit yourself.
1729
01:44:35,186 --> 01:44:38,523
Uh-huh. No, I, uh, miss you too.
1730
01:44:38,606 --> 01:44:40,942
I'm just tied up at work
with a client for a little bit,
1731
01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:44,028
but, yeah, I should be able
to meet up soon. Uh-huh.
1732
01:44:44,112 --> 01:44:46,614
This is the residence of Lonnie
hill,
1733
01:44:46,698 --> 01:44:48,698
the driver responsible
for the chain reaction crash
1734
01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,161
that took place on highway 146
on Tuesday.
1735
01:44:51,244 --> 01:44:53,848
Oh, yeah, everything's fine.
I gotta go, let me hit you right back.
1736
01:44:53,872 --> 01:44:56,100
We've not received
any comments from his family at this time.
1737
01:44:56,124 --> 01:44:57,500
Okay, let's do it again.
1738
01:44:59,961 --> 01:45:03,798
Yo! Lonnie's lawyer's talking!
1739
01:45:03,882 --> 01:45:09,137
My client, lonnifer hill,
will remain in custody for the time being,
1740
01:45:09,220 --> 01:45:10,847
but he is cooperating fully
1741
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:12,974
with the galveston county
police department.
1742
01:45:13,057 --> 01:45:17,645
My client has prepared a statement
that I would like to read.
1743
01:45:19,147 --> 01:45:24,402
"My error of judgement has led
to irreversible ramifications,
1744
01:45:24,486 --> 01:45:28,698
and I am deeply sorry to those
I've affected and hurt.
1745
01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:33,411
I panicked and wrongfully
left a crash site.
1746
01:45:33,495 --> 01:45:40,126
I take full responsibility for my actions
and will accept the consequences.
1747
01:45:40,210 --> 01:45:41,461
Thank you."
1748
01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:45,381
Three individuals who sustained
serious bodily injury
1749
01:45:45,465 --> 01:45:49,511
remain under close observation
at John sea/y hospital.
1750
01:45:49,594 --> 01:45:50,803
Back to you in the studio.
1751
01:45:50,887 --> 01:45:55,350
Oh, sweet little lonnikins.
What did you do?
1752
01:45:55,433 --> 01:45:57,268
Has the latest on the race for 2016.
1753
01:45:57,352 --> 01:46:01,356
Within hours of a new poll
showing Hillary Clinton with a solid lead
1754
01:46:01,439 --> 01:46:05,068
in the race for the white house,
Donald Trump declares this...
1755
01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:07,951
I'm afraid the election's gonna be
rigged. I have to be honest.
1756
01:46:16,955 --> 01:46:18,248
Thank you!
1757
01:46:19,290 --> 01:46:24,087
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1758
01:46:26,923 --> 01:46:30,051
Thank you. Thank you. Thank...
1759
01:47:06,379 --> 01:47:08,089
Strawberry, our lives are about...
1760
01:47:09,132 --> 01:47:10,550
Hello, stranger.
1761
01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:12,135
Sorry, guys. Sorry, Ms. Phan.
1762
01:47:12,218 --> 01:47:14,345
Strawberry, I need to talk to you
outside now. Come.
1763
01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:21,269
Look, I've been doing
some real soul searching.
1764
01:47:21,352 --> 01:47:25,148
That pile-up that happened the other day?
That shit affected me.
1765
01:47:25,231 --> 01:47:28,651
Life can change on a dime.
You could have been in one of those cars.
1766
01:47:28,735 --> 01:47:31,046
I could have been in one of those cars.
1767
01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,114
Life would be so different right now.
1768
01:47:33,197 --> 01:47:35,950
Look, I was gonna wait
a few weeks to ask you,
1769
01:47:36,034 --> 01:47:38,286
but I'm not wasting any more time.
1770
01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:41,039
- Are you proposing to me?
- What?
1771
01:47:41,122 --> 01:47:44,042
- Are you proposing to me?
- No, here.
1772
01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:45,960
Look, we gotta get out of here.
1773
01:47:46,044 --> 01:47:49,297
That shit that happened on 146?
That was a sign.
1774
01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:51,633
To do what makes you happy today.
1775
01:47:51,716 --> 01:47:53,801
Because there may not be a tomorrow.
1776
01:47:54,844 --> 01:47:59,349
Look, I want you to celebrate
your 18th birthday in la. With me.
1777
01:47:59,432 --> 01:48:01,768
I want you to follow your destiny,
1778
01:48:01,851 --> 01:48:05,396
and I want be right there next to you
to help you follow it.
1779
01:48:05,480 --> 01:48:07,106
So what do you say?
1780
01:48:08,107 --> 01:48:09,692
Let's start a new life together
1781
01:48:09,776 --> 01:48:12,654
and get the fuck outta this dead-end,
shit-hole town, okay?
1782
01:48:12,737 --> 01:48:16,240
- Do you mean like now?
- Well, we'll leave tomorrow,
1783
01:48:16,324 --> 01:48:18,534
and we'll be in la. By Monday, babe.
1784
01:48:18,618 --> 01:48:22,372
Oh, my god! Mikey! I think I'm dreaming!
1785
01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:23,873
Me too!
1786
01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:27,585
Ms. Phan, I have to quit.
1787
01:48:27,669 --> 01:48:30,838
I love you guys,
but I'm going to la. With Mikey.
1788
01:48:36,386 --> 01:48:38,930
Thank you for all the free donuts,
Ms. Phan.
1789
01:48:45,228 --> 01:48:47,814
So we're gonna leave
at 10:00 am. Okay?
1790
01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:50,149
I'm gonna get a car,
I'm gonna pick you up.
1791
01:48:50,233 --> 01:48:52,360
- You got a car?
- Well, I'm gonna get a taxi.
1792
01:48:52,443 --> 01:48:55,154
I'm gonna have a taxi pick us up
and take us to the station,
1793
01:48:55,238 --> 01:48:58,783
and we're taking a bus
to Hollywood, baby.
1794
01:48:58,866 --> 01:48:59,909
Okay.
1795
01:48:59,992 --> 01:49:02,429
So just be packed and ready to go at ten,
but just bring one bag,
1796
01:49:02,453 --> 01:49:05,206
because when we get to la,
we're gonna buy all new shit.
1797
01:49:08,209 --> 01:49:10,044
- Mikey?
- Yeah?
1798
01:49:11,838 --> 01:49:13,631
You make me so happy.
1799
01:49:24,350 --> 01:49:25,810
- Hey.
- Hey.
1800
01:49:34,026 --> 01:49:36,070
Hm.
1801
01:49:39,657 --> 01:49:42,326
- Is lil here? Is she...
- She's sleeping.
1802
01:49:58,259 --> 01:49:59,927
Been a crazy month, huh?
1803
01:50:01,137 --> 01:50:02,513
It sure has.
1804
01:50:02,597 --> 01:50:05,767
- Poor Lonnie. So fucked up.
- Oh, my god, it's so sad.
1805
01:50:07,310 --> 01:50:09,896
- I hope he's all right.
- Yeah, me too.
1806
01:50:12,106 --> 01:50:15,443
Uh... yeah.
1807
01:50:15,526 --> 01:50:18,571
It's just been so wild,
we've been fighting and all that stuff.
1808
01:50:22,867 --> 01:50:25,578
- I'm not... I'm not really in the mood.
- Huh?
1809
01:50:25,661 --> 01:50:27,455
I'm not really in the mood
to mess around.
1810
01:50:27,538 --> 01:50:29,916
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm just saying.
1811
01:50:29,999 --> 01:50:31,334
- Okay.
- Okay.
1812
01:50:33,878 --> 01:50:37,089
Just been fighting a lot,
been a lot of drama lately and...
1813
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,179
We don't want to fight,
you know what I mean.
1814
01:50:44,806 --> 01:50:47,016
I know you don't want that.
I don't want that.
1815
01:50:50,061 --> 01:50:52,772
So, yeah.
1816
01:50:56,108 --> 01:51:00,321
Hey, look, I'm... I'm just gonna tell ya.
1817
01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:02,532
I'm going back to California
in the morning.
1818
01:51:12,083 --> 01:51:14,669
- I mean...
- You're going back to California?
1819
01:51:14,752 --> 01:51:17,630
Yep. I got some work.
1820
01:51:19,173 --> 01:51:21,259
So that's good. And...
1821
01:51:26,264 --> 01:51:29,600
You know, this has not
been going good with us.
1822
01:51:29,684 --> 01:51:33,604
It's so much drama, throwing coffee pots.
We don't need that, you know?
1823
01:51:33,688 --> 01:51:36,566
And... but this has been fun.
1824
01:51:36,649 --> 01:51:39,944
You know, we had
some good times. I know...
1825
01:51:41,612 --> 01:51:45,032
It just feels like, uh,
just feels like it's time to go.
1826
01:51:45,116 --> 01:51:46,158
You know?
1827
01:51:46,242 --> 01:51:48,995
I'm sure lil's ready for me to go.
1828
01:51:56,377 --> 01:51:58,105
I don't want to fight with you,
you know what I mean?
1829
01:51:58,129 --> 01:52:00,339
But we had good times, as always.
1830
01:52:00,423 --> 01:52:03,384
And thank you for the hospitality.
1831
01:52:04,385 --> 01:52:07,179
It's been great. So...
1832
01:52:09,765 --> 01:52:11,767
You know, I wanted to tell
you and lil together,
1833
01:52:11,851 --> 01:52:15,438
but I guess I could just tell her
in the morning before I go.
1834
01:52:15,521 --> 01:52:18,232
Or if I... I don't see her, I can...
1835
01:52:18,316 --> 01:52:20,318
I'll call her or something, thank her.
1836
01:52:24,447 --> 01:52:25,781
So I'm gonna go to bed.
1837
01:52:34,707 --> 01:52:38,836
Okay? We're good? You understand.
1838
01:54:58,601 --> 01:55:01,604
Oh, look at this cutie pie.
1839
01:55:01,687 --> 01:55:03,647
Hey, yo, b, hit the light.
1840
01:55:03,731 --> 01:55:05,316
Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!
1841
01:55:06,859 --> 01:55:07,777
Yo!
1842
01:55:07,860 --> 01:55:09,528
What the fuck?
1843
01:55:11,238 --> 01:55:12,281
Look out!
1844
01:55:12,364 --> 01:55:14,700
Look at this scared motherfucker, man!
1845
01:55:14,784 --> 01:55:17,495
- June?
- It's me, homeboy.
1846
01:55:17,578 --> 01:55:19,872
- What the fuck?
- That's right.
1847
01:55:20,873 --> 01:55:22,249
What are you doing?
1848
01:55:22,333 --> 01:55:26,670
Money. Weed.
Get your shit and get the fuck out!
1849
01:55:26,754 --> 01:55:29,149
June, what the fuck? I'm good
with your mom. What are you talking about?
1850
01:55:29,173 --> 01:55:32,176
- I'm not giving you shit.
- You're good with my mama? Yeah, nah.
1851
01:55:32,259 --> 01:55:34,845
- This is your eviction notice, Mikey.
- Are you serious?
1852
01:55:34,929 --> 01:55:36,388
I don't think you got the message.
1853
01:55:36,472 --> 01:55:38,325
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm good with your mom.
1854
01:55:38,349 --> 01:55:41,149
- She sent us here.
- Give me my phone, I'm calling leondria.
1855
01:55:41,227 --> 01:55:43,562
That shit's not an option.
Where the hell the money at?
1856
01:55:43,646 --> 01:55:45,624
- No, fuck you, I'm not giving you shit!
- Fuck me?
1857
01:55:45,648 --> 01:55:47,375
I'm not telling you
where my fucking money is. Fuck you.
1858
01:55:47,399 --> 01:55:48,877
- Fuck me!
- It's under the mattress!
1859
01:55:51,987 --> 01:55:54,406
- What are you doing?
- What the fuck?
1860
01:55:54,490 --> 01:55:57,243
- What are you doing, man?
- Motherfucker's naked!
1861
01:55:57,326 --> 01:55:58,911
The money's under the mattress!
1862
01:55:58,994 --> 01:56:01,973
- What the fuck? What are you doing? No!
- On the other side, under the mattress.
1863
01:56:01,997 --> 01:56:03,374
Go and get that, b!
1864
01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:07,378
- Motherfucker is iayin' on the bed.
- Get that money! Get that money!
1865
01:56:07,461 --> 01:56:10,673
- I'm sorry, Mikey.
- Stop!
1866
01:56:13,300 --> 01:56:15,594
That's my money!
Hey, that's my fuckin' money!
1867
01:56:15,678 --> 01:56:16,720
What are you doing?!
1868
01:56:16,804 --> 01:56:18,865
Look, I was going to leave tomorrow.
Give me that shit back.
1869
01:56:18,889 --> 01:56:20,307
- Come on.
- I want you out tonight!
1870
01:56:20,391 --> 01:56:22,327
- Oh, fuck you, lil!
- I don't give a fuck about you!
1871
01:56:22,351 --> 01:56:25,062
I don't give a fuck about nothin'
they got goin' on over here.
1872
01:56:25,146 --> 01:56:27,332
- I'm here for a motherfuckin' job.
- Give me that shit back!
1873
01:56:27,356 --> 01:56:28,792
- Get your ass back!
- What are you doing?
1874
01:56:28,816 --> 01:56:29,817
Thank you so much.
1875
01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:32,444
- Get dressed, man!
- I see. You bitches played me.
1876
01:56:32,528 --> 01:56:34,506
- Look at all this money!
- Oh, this is fuckin' great!
1877
01:56:34,530 --> 01:56:35,948
This is just great!
1878
01:56:36,031 --> 01:56:37,700
- Fuck you!
- So much fuckin' money!
1879
01:56:37,783 --> 01:56:39,761
I can't believe she called me
over here for this shit, man!
1880
01:56:39,785 --> 01:56:41,287
Fuck you! I paid for August rent!
1881
01:56:41,370 --> 01:56:43,348
- Give me some of that back!
- Now give me my mom weed, homeboy!
1882
01:56:43,372 --> 01:56:46,017
- I'm not telling you where the weed's at!
- I'm about to fuck you up!
1883
01:56:46,041 --> 01:56:47,394
You got my money,
you're not getting my weed!
1884
01:56:47,418 --> 01:56:49,578
- It's right over there, actually.
- You fuckin' bitch!
1885
01:56:51,213 --> 01:56:54,216
- God...
- Oh, it's so hot in here. Ma, you hot?
1886
01:56:54,300 --> 01:56:56,420
- Oh, ma...
- I'll fucking lunge-kick you and your ma!
1887
01:56:56,468 --> 01:56:59,638
Oh, will you? Green belt?
You gonna do some of those moves?
1888
01:56:59,722 --> 01:57:01,432
- Fuck you, bitch!
- Shut the fuck up!
1889
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,601
Relax, Ernesto!
1890
01:57:03,684 --> 01:57:05,704
- Now get your shit and get out.
- That's right.
1891
01:57:05,728 --> 01:57:09,106
And don't even think about stepping foot
in Texas city again. You got me?
1892
01:57:09,190 --> 01:57:11,650
Ain't no lie baby, bye, bye, bye.
1893
01:57:13,152 --> 01:57:14,212
Can I put my clothes on, please?
1894
01:57:14,236 --> 01:57:16,298
Can you just give me some privacy
so I can put my clothes on, please?
1895
01:57:16,322 --> 01:57:19,033
You got 30 motherfuckin' seconds, homeboy.
1896
01:57:19,116 --> 01:57:20,910
Thirty seconds
'cause you're wasting my time.
1897
01:57:20,993 --> 01:57:23,370
- Okay.
- That's less than a minute, Mikey.
1898
01:57:23,454 --> 01:57:26,099
- Yeah, I'll give you less than a minute.
- Less than a motherfuckin' minute.
1899
01:57:26,123 --> 01:57:27,517
I'll give you less than a fuckin' minute.
1900
01:57:27,541 --> 01:57:29,293
Thirty seconds starts now.
1901
01:57:29,376 --> 01:57:33,505
- You hear me? Thirty seconds.
- All right, let me get changed, Jesus.
1902
01:57:33,589 --> 01:57:35,007
Motherfucker.
1903
01:57:36,175 --> 01:57:38,093
Hurry the fuck up, you nasty bitch.
1904
01:57:39,428 --> 01:57:44,225
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
1905
01:57:44,308 --> 01:57:47,353
eight, nine, 30!
1906
01:57:51,732 --> 01:57:54,526
Oh, man, mama is going to kill me.
1907
01:57:55,819 --> 01:57:58,530
J“ just hit me with the truth j“
1908
01:57:58,614 --> 01:58:01,325
j“ now girl you're more than welcome to j“
1909
01:58:01,408 --> 01:58:04,787
j“ so give me one good reason j“
1910
01:58:04,870 --> 01:58:06,997
j“ baby come on j“
1911
01:58:07,081 --> 01:58:09,583
j“ I've lived for you and me j“
1912
01:58:09,667 --> 01:58:12,628
j“ and now I really come to see j“
1913
01:58:12,711 --> 01:58:17,758
j“ that life would be much better
once you're gone j“
1914
01:58:17,841 --> 01:58:23,639
j“ I know that I can't take no more,
it ain't no lie j“
1915
01:58:23,722 --> 01:58:26,725
j“ I want to see you out that doorj“
1916
01:58:26,809 --> 01:58:28,394
j“ baby bye bye bye, bye... j“
1917
01:58:30,020 --> 01:58:31,313
leondna!
1918
01:58:32,314 --> 01:58:34,358
Shit! Open up!
1919
01:58:34,441 --> 01:58:36,777
- Ohh! Ohh!
- Okay, sorry.
1920
01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,696
Oh, fuck this, what are you doing?
1921
01:58:38,779 --> 01:58:40,155
- We got to talk!
- Where's June?
1922
01:58:40,239 --> 01:58:42,950
- What do you mean? You sent...
- Listen. Go in the back.
1923
01:58:43,033 --> 01:58:48,038
- Okay. Can I have a towel?
- Hell no! Go that way. Fuck this.
1924
01:58:49,957 --> 01:58:51,500
Cover that shit up, boy.
1925
01:58:55,087 --> 01:58:57,565
Okay, look, yeah, you want me to admit it?
I was selling to the hardhats.
1926
01:58:57,589 --> 01:58:59,709
I know you told me not to,
but they're good customers.
1927
01:58:59,758 --> 01:59:03,929
They're good guys.
I... you got their money.
1928
01:59:08,934 --> 01:59:11,854
Yes. Yeah. Out back.
1929
01:59:17,151 --> 01:59:19,945
You're persona non grata.
1930
01:59:20,029 --> 01:59:22,239
You know what that means, Mr. Hollywood?
1931
01:59:22,323 --> 01:59:24,283
Yeah... yes, I know what that means.
But why?
1932
01:59:24,366 --> 01:59:28,203
I'm looking out for lil.
And that's all you need to know.
1933
01:59:29,204 --> 01:59:32,583
- Goddamn sabotage. Okay.
- Whatever.
1934
01:59:34,084 --> 01:59:37,504
Oh, great, the goonete squad.
Look at them go.
1935
01:59:37,588 --> 01:59:39,798
Hey, ma, this nigga jumped out the window.
1936
01:59:39,882 --> 01:59:42,259
- Is lil and Lexi okay?
- They're fine.
1937
01:59:42,343 --> 01:59:46,930
Man, shut the fuck up.
Look, that house is crazy.
1938
01:59:47,014 --> 01:59:49,141
Everybody over there screamin' and cryin',
1939
01:59:49,224 --> 01:59:51,119
this motherfucker
with his junk swingin' everywhere.
1940
01:59:51,143 --> 01:59:53,687
This lazy bastard not doin' shit.
1941
01:59:53,771 --> 01:59:55,623
- Besides sittin' on your ass.
- Shit, I did a lot. I showed up!
1942
01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,775
- I'm the fuckin' muscle.
- And your lazy ass!
1943
01:59:57,858 --> 01:59:59,526
All you did was get the money!
1944
01:59:59,610 --> 02:00:01,528
And then you were just watchin'.
1945
02:00:01,612 --> 02:00:03,965
Nobody told me I was going to be draggin'
a butt-naked dude out of the bed.
1946
02:00:03,989 --> 02:00:05,669
Man, you ain't even do shit
anyways.
1947
02:00:05,699 --> 02:00:07,344
I don't need you coming on
no runs with me.
1948
02:00:07,368 --> 02:00:09,220
You ain't nothin'
but dead weight, motherfucker.
1949
02:00:09,244 --> 02:00:11,121
Okay, that's cool. It's all good.
1950
02:00:11,205 --> 02:00:12,766
Mom, you going to let her
talk to me like that?
1951
02:00:12,790 --> 02:00:14,392
Hell yeah, I'm going
to talk to you like that!
1952
02:00:14,416 --> 02:00:15,643
- Listen...
- She can't save you.
1953
02:00:15,667 --> 02:00:16,853
- Time out.
- Okay.
1954
02:00:16,877 --> 02:00:19,963
- Lazy motherfucker.
- Time the fuck out.
1955
02:00:20,047 --> 02:00:22,257
Yeah, you guys are on time out!
1956
02:00:22,341 --> 02:00:25,260
- Shut up.
- Shut up, bro. Zip it.
1957
02:00:26,387 --> 02:00:29,765
Mom, this incident ruined my night.
1958
02:00:29,848 --> 02:00:33,143
One of my buddies has a party at oceans,
I could have been there.
1959
02:00:33,227 --> 02:00:34,788
But I got to come
and deal with this bullshit!
1960
02:00:34,812 --> 02:00:37,290
- You see? Constant complaining.
- You were there to protect your sister.
1961
02:00:37,314 --> 02:00:40,274
- He not coming with me no more.
- Well, I'm done with this shit.
1962
02:00:40,317 --> 02:00:41,711
Should have stayed
your ass at home.
1963
02:00:41,735 --> 02:00:44,238
You know what?
We havin' a family meeting after this.
1964
02:00:44,321 --> 02:00:45,924
- Family meeting?
- Point blank.
1965
02:00:45,948 --> 02:00:47,467
- Are you serious?
- We need a meeting.
1966
02:00:47,491 --> 02:00:49,868
You can take that information
and do what you want with it.
1967
02:00:51,161 --> 02:00:53,681
You ain't going to that fucked up club.
You ain't goin' nowhere.
1968
02:00:53,747 --> 02:00:55,916
Homeboy, you gonna sit right here
and roll with us.
1969
02:00:55,999 --> 02:00:58,335
We need a meeting. Now back to you.
1970
02:00:58,419 --> 02:01:00,045
Yeah, yeah, back to the sabotage.
1971
02:01:00,129 --> 02:01:02,381
Whatever you want to call it.
It's over with.
1972
02:01:02,464 --> 02:01:05,509
That was between me and Lexi.
Seriously, what the fuck?
1973
02:01:05,592 --> 02:01:08,446
At the end of the day,
it's about you getting up out of Texas.
1974
02:01:08,470 --> 02:01:10,347
It's time for you to bounce.
1975
02:01:10,431 --> 02:01:13,684
Yeah, I'm fixin' to,
but I was gonna leave in the morning.
1976
02:01:13,767 --> 02:01:15,519
I need money to do that.
1977
02:01:15,602 --> 02:01:17,802
Well, maybe you could go
sell one of your fuck trophies.
1978
02:01:17,855 --> 02:01:20,732
Hey, watch your mouth in front of mom.
What's wrong with you?
1979
02:01:20,816 --> 02:01:22,377
Did you give him
his two hundred?
1980
02:01:22,401 --> 02:01:24,486
I was, but then his punk ass
jumped out the window.
1981
02:01:24,570 --> 02:01:25,654
Two hundred, that's it?
1982
02:01:25,737 --> 02:01:28,532
That's enough to get you a bus ticket
far beyond the state line.
1983
02:01:30,576 --> 02:01:34,037
After everything I did for you.
Two hundred. Wow.
1984
02:01:35,289 --> 02:01:36,957
Be gone by midday.
1985
02:01:39,877 --> 02:01:42,379
- Thank your mom for me.
- I sure will.
1986
02:01:42,463 --> 02:01:44,465
Maybe you oughta come by
our house sometime.
1987
02:01:44,548 --> 02:01:47,468
- Yeah, that would be nice.
- Yeah, you and Lex, y'all come over.
1988
02:01:47,551 --> 02:01:50,095
- We can barbeque, drink some beer.
- Oh, that would be great.
1989
02:01:51,638 --> 02:01:54,683
You know, I should... I should be
taking the backpack that you gave me.
1990
02:01:54,766 --> 02:01:56,202
But, no, I'll take... I'll use this.
1991
02:01:56,226 --> 02:01:58,413
You want me to walk down the street
with a garbage bag? Fine.
1992
02:01:58,437 --> 02:02:00,522
- Yeah, you should.
- Fuckin' bitch.
1993
02:02:00,606 --> 02:02:01,648
Like a hobo.
1994
02:02:01,732 --> 02:02:03,209
Threw my clothes in all there fucked up,
1995
02:02:03,233 --> 02:02:05,170
I'm gonna fold my clothes
so when I leave they're not wrinkled.
1996
02:02:05,194 --> 02:02:07,321
Me and him got in a fight
about 25 years ago.
1997
02:02:07,404 --> 02:02:09,132
- Really?
- I whupped his ass in high school.
1998
02:02:09,156 --> 02:02:11,033
- I'm sure he deserved it.
- Yeah.
1999
02:02:11,116 --> 02:02:12,367
I'm going to take my time.
2000
02:02:12,451 --> 02:02:14,012
Let's see, let's see how you fold.
2001
02:02:14,036 --> 02:02:15,370
Oh, look at that, fold.
2002
02:02:15,454 --> 02:02:18,349
- Oh, you should work at the gap.
- Man, y'all get tired of this shit, man?
2003
02:02:18,373 --> 02:02:20,101
- No. I love it.
- Y'all don't get tired of this shit?
2004
02:02:20,125 --> 02:02:22,711
- Lil, you're a good woman, lil.
- Thank you.
2005
02:02:22,794 --> 02:02:24,434
- You really are.
- Good seeing you again.
2006
02:02:24,463 --> 02:02:27,257
- Fuckin' dumb bitch...
- Man, hurry the fuck up!
2007
02:02:27,341 --> 02:02:29,360
- June, relax! What the fuck?
- That's right, hurry up.
2008
02:02:29,384 --> 02:02:31,053
- Thank you, June!
- Get your shit...
2009
02:02:33,597 --> 02:02:36,767
- June!
- There's been a lot of drama here.
2010
02:02:36,850 --> 02:02:40,187
Oh, no, you're not taking big stripes!
2011
02:02:40,270 --> 02:02:43,524
- I have the 64 ounce...
- And I took your favorite shirt, fuck you.
2012
02:02:43,607 --> 02:02:47,569
For you, in here, Mikey.
Get the fuck... come on!
2013
02:02:47,653 --> 02:02:50,531
- Sit down!
- I'm taking my toothbrush...
2014
02:02:50,614 --> 02:02:52,254
Don't pretend you
brush your teeth.
2015
02:02:52,324 --> 02:02:53,867
- Relax, June.
- Oh, my god!
2016
02:02:53,951 --> 02:02:55,202
I'm going.
2017
02:02:55,285 --> 02:02:57,871
Lil, seriously, thank you so much
for letting me stay.
2018
02:02:57,955 --> 02:03:00,582
I had an amazing time and you
and your daughter are dumb bitches.
2019
02:03:00,666 --> 02:03:02,227
- Don't say that.
- Piece of shit.
2020
02:03:02,251 --> 02:03:03,978
- That is not right.
- Get the fuck out!
2021
02:03:04,002 --> 02:03:06,722
I'm gotta get a water before I leave
because I'm going to be thirsty.
2022
02:03:07,631 --> 02:03:10,926
I bought this ashtray.
I said when I got it, I can take it back!
2023
02:03:11,009 --> 02:03:12,302
Hey, let's go.
2024
02:03:12,386 --> 02:03:14,137
Fine. Fine.
2025
02:03:14,221 --> 02:03:16,515
I should have beat your ass
in high school.
2026
02:03:16,598 --> 02:03:19,434
Too bad it was the other way around, huh?
You want to go another round?
2027
02:03:19,518 --> 02:03:21,478
Nah. You know what?
2028
02:03:21,562 --> 02:03:23,480
I got one last thing
to say to all you guys.
2029
02:03:23,564 --> 02:03:25,164
- Man, shut your bitch ass up.
- Shut up!
2030
02:03:25,190 --> 02:03:28,777
- Shut the fuck up.
- Not another word out of your mouth.
2031
02:03:30,445 --> 02:03:33,407
Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp.
2032
02:03:33,490 --> 02:03:34,908
What'd you say?
2033
02:03:36,201 --> 02:03:39,496
You heard me... suitcase pimp.
2034
02:03:39,580 --> 02:03:41,748
Say that shit again.
2035
02:03:41,832 --> 02:03:45,919
Homeless, suitcase, pimp.
2036
02:03:53,719 --> 02:03:55,319
Just go ahead and leave, dude.
2037
02:04:00,225 --> 02:04:01,476
Motherfucker...
2038
02:04:03,186 --> 02:04:05,647
- He's outta here, babe.
- He's outta here.
2039
02:04:05,731 --> 02:04:09,276
No more.
That was nothin' but trouble.
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