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Elder Si of the Mighty Steel Leg.

Elder Da of the Iron Head.

Elder Gao of the Golden Bell Armour.

Elder Shou of the Quick Hand.

The Four Famous Fighters are all present.

I'm so honoured.

Since you know who we are,

...you should surrender at once.

This battle against the Four Famous Fighters today...

...will surely be recorded in history.

Old Monster Ding.

Don't be conceited!

What will be recorded in history...

Would be loyalty and honour.

Soccer?

This is a game for kids.

Second brother.

It's alright! Let's do it again!

Enough!

This is the legendary Iron Head indeed.

You actually survived that.

Second brother!

So many of you came.

Our master issued an order.

Whoever kills this woman will be rewarded with 100 taels of gold.

Qin Zhan sent you?

Whoever goes against our master must die.

Qin Zhan is too petty.

I'm the Leader of Fighters' Alliance.

Is my life worth less than a single Liuyang Fruit?

Shut up.

Shut up.

You're wielding the Traceless Autumn Water.

What's the matter?

Are you scared?

Hey.

Can you slow down?

It's late night.

What's the hurry?

Hey.

Wait for me.

I can't go on.

I've lived in my cave for too long.

I lack exercise.

I really don't have the stamina.

Let me take a break.

You're a famous physician yourself.

Why are you so weak?

I'm afraid...

...it's because you used too much of your Yin Yang Pleasure Dust.

Old Monster Ding.

Those useless men...

...can't stop a deity of the Xingsu Sect like me.

Physician Xue.

Head to Kaifeng quickly.

I'll deal with this old monster.

You're so bothersome.

Why didn't you stay in your cave?

Blame yourself for coming out and ruining my poison.

Old Monster Ding.

You brought harm to both the martial arts circle and the folks.

Today,

...I must make you pay.

Now I can try something new.

My hands are itching for a battle.

Forgive me.

Are you so confident in your medical skills?

Well, yes.

Medicine and poison have fought for centuries...

...and the victor has yet to be determined still.

A physician is obligated to save lives...

...and treat the ill.

Medical skills are not for fighting or competing.

If I must determine the victor today,

...what will you do?

Run, Physician Xue.

You're a good comrade.

But, forgive me.

The Three Laughter Poison.

Physician Xue, why do I feel so happy?

Hold your laughter.

If you laugh thrice, you'll die.

Hang in there.

Wait until I cure you.

Physician Xue, I can't hold it much longer.

Confucius said there's no need to panic.

I found it.

You scared me.

Look. I dropped my needle.

Hold it.

-I'll look for the needle. -Hurry up, Physician Xue.

Where's my needle?

Hurry up, Physician Xue.

Hold it.

What?

Xue.

Looks like...

...you're going to lose today.

Seriously?

Buddy.

This is your life and not my life.

You must hold it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

The needle.

I'm old.

I forgot that I have other needles.

The Head Shaking Poison.

The victim will keep on shaking his head...

...until he dies from breaking his neck.

I'll freeze him.

Save me, Physician Xue.

The Broken Heart Poison.

The Taichong Point.

The Heart and Bone Drilling Poison.

The Shaofu Point.

The Dust of Death.

The Chengshan Point.

You...

You are indeed...

...the biggest enemy of the King of Hell.

Take this...

...most toxic attack of mine.

The Heart Rot Punch!

Is this your strongest move?

I can undo it with just one golden needle.

Physician Xue.

Save me.

Xue.

You're bound to lose today.

If a physician is determined to save someone,

...anything at all can be a needle.

I've lost.

Physician Xue.

I will accept...

...my fate.

Physician Xue.

Physician Xue.

This is the consequence of going against Mr. Qin.

You...

Good job, Ding Ding.

Who is Ding Ding?

You got the wrong person.

You're the only Ding Ding here!

The Leader of Fighters' Alliance...

...is as strong as rumoured.

Zhao Xu.

Oh no.

You asked for this.

This is quite interesting.

Come.

Come.

Mr. Qin.

I admit defeat.

It hurts.

What did you eat?

How come your inner power surged so suddenly earlier?

I've no idea either.

How come that power is gone now?

I know.

I'm sure it's because...

...this is my first time meeting you...

...and my admiration for you stimulated my power.

So, the power came and left quickly.

How strange.

This power...

...is completely different from the power of the other fighters.

It's more similar to mine.

Could it be that another player travelled to this dimension?

Mr. Qin.

If you don't need anything,

...I shall excuse myself.

There's no hurry.

I have some questions.

Stop right there!

Yu Chen.

Mr. Zhao. Physician Xue.

Physician Xue...

Fought with Old Monster Ding...

...and sacrificed his life for medical ethics.

I vaguely heard...

...Qin Zhan...

...saying "good job" to Old Monster Ding.

He even gave him a nickname.

Ding Ding.

Qin Zhan has no reason to do this.

Yu Chen.

Don't be fooled by that devil.

By the way,

...here's the prescription.

Madam Yu Chen.

Dear all.

I've found the antidote.

Xiao Bing.

Deliver the antidote to the leader of the Beggars' Sect and Yang Er Ge.

Yes, Madam Yu Chen.

Madam Yu Chen, I thank you on behalf of Sect Leader Xu.

Thanks to you,

...the good fighters and folks nearby...

...are saved.

Where's Physician Xue?

We were ambushed by the evil sect on our way back.

Physician Xue fought against Old Monster Ding...

...and sacrificed his life for medical ethics.

How come Physician Xue lost?

Madam Yu Chen.

I received news that...

...Old Monster Ding serves Qin Zhan now.

This must have something to do with Qin Zhan.

Madam Yu Chen.

We should quickly issue a warrant...

...and capture Qin Zhan as well as Old Monster Ding.

Yes.

It'll be the emperor's birthday in a few days.

There'll be a grand celebration.

What if those from Lingjiu Palace come for revenge?

We need to be extra cautious.

If you've made a decision on your own,

...why bother asking me?

I've sent someone to get it done. Please rest assured.

Master, we've pasted the wanted posters.

Good.

Mr. Xiao, you're so resourceful.

I'm impressed.

But, it's been a long time since we lost contact with Old Monster Ding.

I'm afraid...

...it's bad news.

It doesn't matter.

Old Monster Ding...

...doesn't know my real identity.

What should we do next?

Now,

...we need to do another big thing in Qin Zhan's name.

No matter how strong he is,

...he can't fight against the entire martial arts circle.

Once I obtain Qin Zhan's magical pill,

...I'll reward you generously.

Yes.

But, what is this big thing we need to do?

Isn't the birthday of the emperor just around the corner?

I'm planning to...

...poison all the people in Kaifeng.

But...

But, how do we push the blame to Qin Zhan?

Do you guys know me?

That face...

Could it be that...

Could it be that he's Qin Zhan?

Do you know...

...why I gathered you all?

You only live once.

As men, you need to have great ambitions!

Great ambitions!

You!

Do you want to bully the fruit stall owner forever?

You!

Put it away.

Do you want to be a salted fish thief forever?

Dear all.

You all are young and capable men.

You all possess incredible skills.

We should unite and do great things!

Let's leave behind good names in history.

Let us be...

...praised and remembered by the future generation.

From today onwards,

...we'll let Wang Lao Er from the next alley know that...

...from now on, this street is under our protection!

We'll let Limp Man Wu from the neighbouring village know that...

...the fish ponds of Erlong Lake are ours!

Let all fruit stall owners in Kaifeng know...

...who's the boss here!

Guild Master Qin Zhan is endowed with both civil and martial virtues!

He shall dominate eternally and rule the martial arts circle!

Rule the martial arts circle!

Stop it.

Are you awake?

Move.

Where am I?

Our master has been waiting for you.

Let's go.

I'm not going. I won't go.

But, you've no say.

Move.

-Be gentler. -Move.

Gosh.

Move.

Did I allow you to sit down? Get up!

Mr. Qin.

It's been such a long time.

It's been a long time indeed.

I only knocked you once...

...and you fell unconscious for one whole day.

Speak.

Who sent you to frame my master?

I don't know.

Ding Ding has no idea.

You won't come clean?

It hurts.

So, will you come clean?

I'll come clean.

I really don't know his identity.

-I'll break your arm. -Wait.

Your Highness.

Let him swallow this.

Wait.

What are you going to feed me?

The Yin Yang Pleasure Dust.

Is he going to seduce me?

He made a wrong move.

I'm not a lustful man.

You can kill me.

But you can't humiliate me.

Stop!

Stop walking.

I'm about to twist my neck.

Shu Er.

I'll leave him to you.

Thank you for the kind offer.

Wait.

What do you mean by "kind offer"?

Do it quickly.

Yes.

Come back and explain!

Mr. Qin!

No!

I'll come clean!

He's a mysterious man!

You should have told us earlier.

He confessed.

His Highness' interrogation method...

...makes me feel so embarrassed.

You're saying that a mysterious man sent you to do all that...

...and that you're not the one who came up with that idea?

So, you know nothing at all?

Who is this mysterious man?

Wait. No.

I've never seen his face.

I was forced to obey him.

Do you know how he threatened me?

If I don't do as he says,

...he'll kill all my subordinates.

All this while,

...I've been taking his orders through his subordinate.

I've only met him thrice.

You met him once.

Did I?

Yes.

I see.

It's him.

How do you explain your power then?

Medicine.

No.

The pill.

What pill?

The pill from that mysterious man.

Let me tell you.

It's really unbelievable.

After swallowing that pill,

...your inner power will surge instantly.

I studied it for a long time and still can't solve the mystery.

This is also the main reason behind my decision to...

...endure the humiliation and serve him.

What exactly is the objective of this mysterious man?

There is only one objective behind his twisted mind.

The magical pill of Lingjiu Palace.

He's the one...

...who ordered me to poison people,

...frame you, sow discord and attack you.

I don't have any magical pill. But, I do have my fists.

Right.

He deserves a beating.

How dare you sow discord between me and Yu Chen!

So, you want to frame me?

Dream on.

I'll keep Old Monster Ding...

...as my witness.

You!

I give you two choices.

You either pledge allegiance to me...

-...or... -It's decided then. I choose you.

I've done so many bad things.

Yet, you requited enmity with kindness.

You are extremely strong too.

If I serve you,

...I'll surely get to leave behind a good name in history.

It's decided then.

This is so disgusting.

Really?

Big sister.

This way.

Missy.

From now on, we're one family.

I'll buy candies for you.

Big sister.

You missed.

Your Highness.

He's a fickle man.

He might be lying.

Missy.

I...

There's no grudge between us.

Why do you have to torture me?

Missy?

Ding Ding.

Didn't you say to pledge allegiance to me?

From today onwards,

...gather your disciples of Xingsu Sect...

...and have them serve me in Lingjiu Palace.

We'll meet up in Kaifeng.

Yes, master.

Let's go.

Let's go and pick Qing Xue up.

Wait, master!

What is it this time? You've so many problems.

The mysterious man ordered me to create a new kind of poison.

It's a poison that can turn into gas. In fact, it's cureless.

I just counted.

The poison has been sent to Kaifeng.

The Leader of Fighters' Alliance is currently in Kaifeng.

What is his objective?

He's definitely trying to frame you again.

Isn't this...

Enough.

How can the poison be so strong? Don't lie.

What's the matter?

This poison has a cold nature.

When in gaseous state, it can be destroyed with fire.

One can also prevent inhalation of the poison...

...by wearing a mask made from the fine silk from the Western Region.

This pretty woman...

...found the way to counter the poison...

...I spent so many years to create so easily.

She must be Mr. Qin's wife.

Let me flatter her.

Mrs. Qin.

You're both capable and beautiful.

You're like the incarnation of Goddess Nuwa.

Who's Mrs. Qin? You're so shameless.

This...

What's wrong with you people?

I'm going to pee!

Enough!

Let's head to Kaifeng!

How do we get in then?

Brother San, why don't you throw me over?

You're not wanted.

Why are you so excited?

That's great.

I'll be the scout.

No.

I've an idea.

We can just walk in.

Ming Yue. Shu Er.

You two will enter the city with me.

The rest will stay outside and meet up with us later.

Master, what about me?

Qing Xue, I'm not going to take you along this time.

It's dangerous in the city.

I'll be right back.

Miao San. Han Yi. Stay here and protect Qing Xue.

Yes.

Stop!

Master White Brow.

Let me see.

Be extra strict in this period.

Devil Qin Zhan might be nearby.

Don't let him enter the city.

Yes!

Oh no.

It's White Brow.

I kind of miss this old man.

Let me see.

My master's light body skill...

...is unparalleled.

There's nothing under the cart.

Let them pass.

Yes.

You may pass.

Master White Brow, you are so careful.

You check even the tiniest detail.

Even a fly can't get in, let alone the devil.

Of course.

Our first ever infiltration...

...succeeded.

It actually went really well.

It's so boring.

Let's go.

Stop right there!

Stop right there!

How dare you bandits...

...intercept the cart that belongs to the Leader of Fighters' Alliance!

I've even robbed the cart of the emperor before!

Go!

His Highness has arrived!

Qin...

Qin Zhan!

What?

We're discovered already?

Greetings, Your Highness.

Greetings, Madam Ming Yue.

Enough. Rise at once.

Greetings, Mr. Shu Er.

Who is that?

Rise.

-Ming Yue, she looks like you. -Shu Er, he looks like you.

No way.

Why aren't you three kneeling?

I'll count to three.

Disappear before me immediately.

Otherwise...

Your Highness.

The few of them must be stunned by your presence.

-Is that the case? -Yes.

The three of us came all the way to Kaifeng...

...in order to meet Your Highness.

We wish to make a living under Your Highness.

I see.

Do the few of you...

...have any special skills?

We don't have special skills.

But, we have hearts...

...that fear and respect Your Highness.

Yes, we have hearts like that.

Although I don't know the meaning of this gesture,

...I can feel your respect.

You're eloquent.

From now on, you're under me.

Thank you for appreciating us.

Thank you for appreciating us.

Your Highness.

The Leader of Fighters' Alliance is charging over!

Your Highness, why don't we go into war with them?

This is a good opportunity to build our reputation.

He's right.

Let's go big and occupy her residence!

I'm in good mood today.

So, I'm not going to kill anyone.

I'll spare them this once.

Buddies!

Retreat!

Let's leave.

Why are they leaving?

Follow them.

It's really him.

This won't do.

I need to report to Madam Yu Chen quickly.

Madam Yu Chen.

Bad news.

Qin Zhan robbed a cart of goods in Kaifeng.

What goods?

A cart of fireworks.

Fireworks?

Doesn't he know that he'll wet his bed if he plays with fire?

What?

Xiao Bing.

They can't afford fireworks.

Yet, they want to join the fun during the birthday celebration.

It's not a big deal.

But,

...how do we explain to the fireworks seller?

Mr. Zhao will pay.

What?

Go.

Yes.

Why is it that instead of coming to me,

...he came to Kaifeng to rob?

He said "good job" to Old Monster Ding.

Qin Zhan.

What exactly are you up to?

I'm too tired.

Go.

Get me some water.

Yes.

I...

Why did you bring the cart back?

Your Highness.

I thought you want us to steal the carts.

We'll steal a few more.

No. Stop right there.

The things in these carts are for the Leader of the Fighters' Alliance.

You're so useless.

Useless.

Keep this in mind.

From now on, unless I order so, don't rob anything.

Yes, Your Highness.

There are two more carts over there.

Alright.

Tonight's operation has ended.

You.

Don't bring back the carts.

Dismiss.

You newcomers.

Push the cart to the backyard.

Push it to the backyard.

Yes.

Boss.

Are we going to play with the fireworks?

Are you stupid? There must be something wrong with the fireworks.

I want the two of you to push this cart to the backyard...

...and check the fireworks.

I'll keep an eye on him here.

Go.

Okay.

-It's inclined to one side. Fix it. -It's your fault.

Can't you push harder?

Why aren't you pushing harder then?

-Don't just complain about me. -My hands are blistered already.

Shut up and push.

Why didn't you push properly?

White Brow took the trouble to check the carts at the gate.

Those people declared robbery but then gave the fireworks to Yu Chen.

Something must be wrong here.

What's the problem then?

There's something wrong with the fireworks.

What a familiar smell.

It's Old Monster Ding's poison.

So, you can tell from the smell alone?

I don't believe it.

This must be your trick.

Why do you have to doubt me?

Oh no.

These fireworks are meant for the emperor's birthday celebration.

That means...

Xiao Liang Zi.

I ordered you to put up an act...

...and leave them over there for the Leader of Fighters' Alliance.

Why did you actually rob it?

Sir.

I didn't expect this to happen either.

By the way,

...the newcomer is really capable.

He's gifted.

Enough!

Looks like you shouldn't stay here any longer.

Leave the city with your men quickly.

What?

You don't want to leave?

I'll leave.

I'm trying to save your life.

I know, sir.

But, we made a deal.

What about my money?

The guy who picks you up outside of the city will give it to you.

You'll get the promised sum.

Thank you, Master White Brow.

I'll see you off. This way.

What's the matter?

What?

I won't take the blame for that!

What?

Trying to get me killed by killing all the people in this city?

How cruel.

Shu Er and I removed all the poison pills in the fireworks.

We need to remove the poison pills in the fireworks...

...on the two remaining carts before the disaster breaks out.

Your Highness.

Should I go over and kill them?

Nonsense.

I know.

Go and tell Yu Chen to come over.

What?

Don't give me that. Go.

Go.

Understood.

Your Highness.

Something isn't right.

Let's go.

Master White Brow.

This way, Master White Brow.