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Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!

Nay, nay, nay!

Nay, nay, nay!

Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma!

Okay.

Hey, guys!

Okay, chill out.

Hey, guys. Hola, mi gentío!

Come on, man.

You can do this. You're a star.

You do this all the frickin' time.

Hola, mi gente!

Okay.

Hey, guys! Hola, mi gente!

I am so, so frickin' excited to be here

-with you guys tonight.

I have a new look coming up,

which, of course, will have you guys

looking fuego as per usual.

But I am feeling extra generous tonight

because I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

We just reached... a million followers!

I can't believe it. All because of you guys.

And in fact, some of you fantastic friends have marked

the occasion by sending me some special gifts.

You guys are the best, and I love you so much.

I am so frickin' thankful for you guys.

Thank you to Nikita278 for this facial roller!

Oh, my goodness. I don't have one yet, surprisingly.

And I cannot wait to use it.

And of course, pink. My favorite color.

You guys know me so frickin' well.

Thank you to KuanaKitty for this lip plumper.

My favorite brand. Of course, which you guys know.

Can't wait to use it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

And thank you to my biggest fan, Casey16.

She sent me my favorite, gummies.

Oh, my goodness. You guys are the best.

Oh, my gosh. There's a card, too?

"You did it!" Let's see what it says.

Ugh, "Congrats on the one million,

to the girl who's one in a million."

My heart. Oh, my gosh, I am so frickin' happy.

I don't deserve you guys. You didn't have to do this.

I should be the one thanking you guys, more than ever.

In fact, to say "thank you," we're gonna do

a very special million-versary giveaway!

So, give me a second. I'm gonna eat some of these.

I'll be right back.

Oh, my God. What the hell?

Bleh.

Ugh. Okay.

All right, guys. Let's start with some fun.

Who wants to look fab with this sugar scrub

from Coco Cosmetics?

All you have to do is wet your face,

put some on your hands, rub it on your face.

Wash it off, and you guys are gonna have glowing skin.

I guarantee it. This is the brand I use.

This is the scrub I use. A lot of you have asked me--

-- um, how I have great skin.

Sorry, guys.

So, all you have to do is type in #Ria's--

Uh, some storm, huh?

Anyway.

Sorry, guys.

Where was I?

So, with this makeup look, you just apply it...

What the--

'Lo?

I'll be right back, guys.

I think these storms just...

have me a little... on edge.

So...

For the makeup look...

All right, last one and you'll be good

-for the quiz tomorrow. -'Kay.

The endoplasmic reticulum is a network of...?

Membranous tubules within the cytoplasm of a--

Po-- Of a eukaryotic cell.

And it usually has what attached to it?

Um... Okay, I know this. Um, uh, ribosomes!

That is correct. Nicely done.

-So, it all makes sense now? -Yes. Finally, it does.

Thanks, Kody. Saving me again, man.

Funny how I've never been good at science, huh?

Well, you know, your dad was a pretty big inspiration

for me to go pre-med next year.

Oh, well, he'd be happy to hear that.

He always loved showing

you his science gadgets and stuff.

Hey, remember that time you cut your leg

and he showed me how to do the stitches?

Oh, God, don't remind me.

You know, I still act like such a baby around needles.

Just-- Just blood and ugh!

Hey, guys.

Check out this article on Ria Reeves going AWOL.

What does it say?

"Missing or publicity stunt?

Thirteen reasons why social media star, Ria Reeves,

could be faking her own disappearance."

Come on, Jess, that's probably just some clickbait article.

I'm sure she's okay. And plus, honestly,

it-- it probably is just a publicity stunt.

I mean, you know those YouTube stars,

they'll do anything for more subscribers, right?

-Yeah. -I don't know.

I saw Ria Reeves' last live stream

-and something was-- -Bah, bah, bah, bah!

You were watching a cosmetics live streamer?

-Oh, okay.

Hey, Dawn, I'll call you back in two minutes.

Hey guys, I've got to take this.

Um, happy Halloween.

Have fun at Taylor's party tonight.

Happy Halloween, babe.

You text me if you can come by after work.

Good luck, Laura. I know you'll be amazing. Break a leg.

Relax, Kody. She's not making her debut on Broadway.

Sometimes I forget you're my cousin.

What are you talking about?

If you want a chance with Laura,

then maybe stop mentioning how you watch

girly YouTube shows on your free time.

She probably thinks you're gay.

Whatever.

Hey, wait! You're my ride home!

Laura, what's the deal?

You were supposed to put the first video

out an hour ago.

I know. I'm sorry. I just lost track of time.

-I'll do it right now. -Please.

Also, did you check if all the sponsor boxes got to you okay?

Yeah, I think they did.

You think so?

We're this close to game time

and you think so?

I'm gonna need a solid "Yes"

on that ASAP--

I know. I know. I'm on my way home

right now to get you that solid "Yes."

On another note, got some more

potential sponsors tuning

in tonight.

They're looking for someone

with pizzazz. And by that I mean

some sex appeal,

if you wouldn't mind putting

on a tight little costume or something.

Okay. You know my brand isn't that type.

I'm simply considering how to get you more views.

Yeah, consider something else, please.

You put so much time into this.

Maybe you should think of more risqué opportunities.

All right, all right, all right.

I'll think about it, okay.

That's all I ask.

Have a wonderful stream tonight.

The world will be watching.

Oh! Gotta run. I have a meeting.

Bye, Dawn.

Hey, Lalites. Happy Halloween!

Don't forget to join me tonight

for a special livestream.

Gonna be-- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Blake, you scared me.

Um, here. Just say--

Sorry. He got me good, didn't he, guys?

Here, say hi to the stream.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

Don't forget to check out my girl,

La, on the stream tonight.

It's gonna be 100% awesome. I guarantee it.

Oh, well, you heard it here first, guys.

See ya soon.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I am. I'm fine. I'm just--

You just surprised me, that's all.

So, what's up? You gonna go to Taylor's big party tonight?

Honestly, I don't think so. Are you?

I was thinking of maybe checking it out,

but without you, it's not gonna be as much fun.

So, you know, I'll just stay in,

watch some lame horror movie or something.

You know, I haven't seen a really

good horror movie in years.

You know, it's always more fun

to not watch them alone.

You know, I really want to, Blake, but I can't tonight.

-I'm sorry. -I mean, I get it.

How about you do what you gotta do,

and you can owe me one?

-Deal? -Deal.

Can I at least walk you home?

Sure.

You wanna take the short path or the scenic path?

Scenic path.

-Shall we?

Can you tell everybody, uh, that you were

a guest on Latinos Out Loud?

Not yet. I have not yet.

I feel ya, baby, I feel ya.

Got you a first-class flight, five-star hotel,

meal stipend, free swag. You're golden, bro.

Have fun out there and post the shit out of it.

Yo, I love you, man!

Yo, hey! Yo, did you tell them about, like,

how to follow us on all the social media

to be on Latinos Out Loud--

A'right, guys. What do ya got for me?

And if it's the same thing as last week,

none of you are getting bonuses.

I'm telling you that right now.

I got Keith Kokanu an offer with Brains and Games.

Complete upfront payment, and hair,

makeup and wardrobe all covered by them.

This guy right here, my man!

That's what I'm talking about.

All right, let's give me more.

Dawn, what do you got for me?

Good news for me, too.

I think that after tonight,

I might get Lala a new offer from Juicy Lips.

I mean. Okay.

Well, you know we get paid on a per-post basis,

so if everything goes well tonight, I think that we'll

get a long-term relationship with them.

Okay. So?

There is one thing that I should mention.

-Go on...

They want to lock her up,

keep her exclusive from the market.

Yeah, I mean, I agree with him.

But ever since we lost our, uh, last client

that vanished into thin air, um,

we've been bleeding money. So...

Yeah, Dawn, I'll give you-- I'll give you a chance.

I won't let you down.

I mean, you really have no choice.

Okay.

Laura. Hi, honey.

-Hey, Mom. -How was school?

It was fine.

Um, Mom, I was wondering

if I could talk to you for a minute.

Okay. I don't wanna miss my flight.

Okay, so, I was talking to Dawn and--

Really, Laura? Dawn? I have real work to do

and you want to bother me with this Internet thing?

Wow, okay. You know what? Forget about it.

I should have known you wouldn't care.

I do care. Why do you think I work so hard?

Ever since Dad died, being a mom

is number two on your list of priorities.

That is not the case.

Being a mom is all I can think about.

I hope your trip goes well.

Thanks.

Look, when I get back,

I promise I'm gonna make time for us, okay?

We'll catch up.

I see that your, uh, sponsors are loving you.

Yeah.

Let me know if you have anything for these old lines.

-Mom, you look fine. -Yeah.

I mean, you're welcome to anything, obviously.

-In fact...

Here you go.

Okay. I gotta go. I left a lasagna for you in the oven,

and I'll be back in two days.

Okay, Mom. Thanks.

All right. Looks good.

Are you kidding me?

Stupid kids.

["Back Seat" by Void plays over speaker]

My precious.

Are you kidding me?

Where's my phone?

Blake?

Aw, that's so sweet.

Hello, gals and ghouls.

Happy Halloween from your girl, Lala!

Welcome to tonight's special edition livestream.

Hope you're ready to win some spooktacularly cool stuff.

But before we get started,

I thought I'd start with a special Halloween AMA. So,

go ahead, guys, ask me anything.

-Hey. You ready to go?

Hey. Uh, yeah.

-Let me guess. Laura.

Uh, no.

Jeez, Kody, you got to get over this.

You're way to deep in the friend zone with her, man.

Besides, there's plenty of other fish in the sea.

And no better time than Halloween to cast your rod,

-if you know what I mean.

Listen, you're tall,

good-looking and really sweet.

And you're gonna be in pre-med next year,

which basically means you're the top 1%

of all eligible bachelors.

Well, apparently that's not good enough,

because I'm not a stupid jock.

Hmm, stupid jock with really nice eyes

and gorgeous hair.

Look, I'm just joking!

I just popped molly. I'm not gonna waste it anymore

on your sob story, okay?

So, let's go.

Nah...

Come on, primo.

Look, you may not have Laura tonight,

but you have a chemically-induced,

happy cousin who loves

to be an excellent wing woman.

And besides, your A's aren't too bad.

They're just a B version of mine.

Thanks. That's probably just the molly talking,

but I'll take it.

Probably.

Hey, do you want some?

No, I'm good.

All right. Suit yourself. Now, come on.

Let's go get wasted! That's what Halloween's all about!

And that's the answer

to my scariest Halloween ever.

Let's see, who else has a fun question?

Getting some really great questions from you guys.

How about we turn the tables a little bit and I ask

you some trivia questions about my past webisodes?

Got a few little gifts here for the winners

and that way we can warm up for the big stuff later.

So, whoever guesses this right...

Will get this luscious lipstick from our friends

over at Juicy Lips.

You guys ready? Okay.

What month did my first webisode go online?

Oh. Congrats to Tracey66. You guessed it first!

Okay, then. Next question and next chance to win.

Um, let's see...

Okay, on which episode did I get

my one millionth total view?

And Tracey66 wins again!

Looks like I've got a big fan here.

Oh, that's sweet.

Well, you get a gift card for a half-hour massage

at your local Silk spa.

Check this out, you guys.

A satin sleep mask perfect for your next catnap.

-Oh, wow.

I'm about to fall asleep because this is like

having a cloud over my face.

Okay. Last question.

Let's see if Tracey66 can get dethroned here.

What do you guys think I'm having for dinner tonight?

I'll give you a hint. It's my favorite food.

Uh, Tracey66 does it again.

Wow. How did you know that?

Oh, uh, of course. Duh.

Um, well, congratulations. You win again.

All right, everyone, who's ready to get started

with the big money items? I know I am.

Remember, just type in #LalasGiveaway

and you'll be automatically entered to win.

In the meantime, I want to give a shoutout

to all those who have donated so far.

Remember, guys, every little bit helps, so don't be shy.

I can't believe the school year is already coming to an end.

I know, this is the last party of the year.

It's so sad!

Taylor's thrown some really amazing parties, hasn't she?

I can't wait to go inside,

-so come on, let's go. -Uh, I'll catch up

-with you in a minute. -Stop being a loser,

Kody, you do this every time. Let's go!

Just-- Just give me a second!

Whatever.

All right. I'll see you in a moment.

Congrats to JennieJ89.

You're gonna love this organic coconut oil, girl.

Let's see...

Wonder what could be in this one.

Hey, what do you guys say we switch things up

a bit and open up a box with a trick or treater?

Never too early to become a Lalite after all.

First trick or treater. Let's see how this goes.

-Honey, what is it?

-Oh, my God! -You okay?

Oh, my God. It's Lala!

532 00:27:36,757 -> 00:27:38,225 Lala. Who is she?

Can I please have a selfie?

Yes, of course. Here, come on in.

Here. Why don't we...

-Actually, you're my first

trick or treater, so I have a special Halloween surprise

just for you.

Really? I'm your first trick or treater!

-Happy Halloween! -Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

You know, me and my friends

watch all of your webisodes.

We never miss one.

Well, thank you.

Can I actually say hi to some of my friends?

Oh, well, of course. Yeah, absolutely. Go for it.

Hey! Nick, Margaret, Tina, Sarah, Alison.

I'm missing some, hold on.

Honey, honey. Let's give Lala a break--

Wait, wait. I'm missing someone.

Carolina!

Hey, guys. I'm on Lala's livestream!

-Can you believe that? -Honey, come on, let's go.

-Cute. -Bye!

Thank you so much. Of course!

Bye!

Ooh, well, looks like we're one for one

on satisfied trick or treaters.

Let's see what's in the next box, shall we?

All right, guys, let's keep this giveaway going.

Let's see, which one should be open next?

How about this box?

Oh. Just in time.

Let's give this one to the next trick or treater, huh?

Trick or treat.

Hi, guys. Happy Halloween.

So, I actually don't have any candy,

but I will give you this super special gift

if you subscribe to my channel.

I would, but my mom says no social media

'til I'm 12 years old.

Well, maybe I can be of some help here.

I have cable. What channel are you on?

Oh. It's actually-- It's a channel on your phone.

But I can set it up for you if you'd like.

Never too early and never too late for any subscriber,

right, guys?

Well, sure. We'd be happy to watch your channel.

Um, you seem like a nice young lady.

What type of shows do you have on it?

You know, you remind me of a girl

that I used to watch

-when I was about the same-- -Grandpa?

-- age as my grandson.

What does Kama Sutra mean?

Excuse me?

Kama Sutra. That's what this book is called.

I am so sorry. I did not know that was in there.

That-- That's a mistake. That has to be a mistake.

This looks like yoga. Mommy loves to do yoga.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.

Look, maybe it's best that we keep this a secret

from your mommy for a while so that you can surprise

her with it one day.

You know, on second thought,

we're not that interested in your channel. My phone, please.

You millennial

misfits have some nerve,

pulling a stunt like that just for publicity.

I hope it was worth it.

Come on, buddy.

Let's move on to the next house.

Okay...

Sorry about that, guys. Guess you just never know

what's gonna happen when you're live.

What do you say we move on to the next one, huh?

Still have some awesome things to give away.

Just type in #LalasGiveaway in the comments section.

Let's go.

All right, guys, let's keep this giveaway going.

Let's see, which one should we open next?

Hi.

No, no. Yeah--

Yep. I saw it. No, I--

I hear what you're saying.

Juicy Lips has nothing to worry about.

No, no, she's totally our girl.

-Don't worry about it. Yeah. -This might not be

something we have to keep going--

-All right. Yep. -- fix it or else.

I'll talk to you soon. Okay.

What's going on with your girl?

Like, what-- what was that about?

Like, you gotta-- you gotta explain that to me.

No, I-- I-- I-- I know it looks bad,

but it-- you know, things happen.

It's gonna be fine. Okay? I promise.

Are we? I mean, because if it's not,

she's out and so are you.

Jeff, I got you. It's fine.

You understand that, right?

-Yeah. -I'm watching you.

Congrats to PrincessPolly97 on winning this mani-pedi set.

You'll notice the difference in no time.

Okay, let's see, what next?

Let's see what's in here, guys.

Oh, my God. You guys, this is so cute.

So, what lucky subscriber wants to win this?

Remember, just type in #LalasGiveaway

and it could be you.

Uh, just ten more second, guys,

and I'll-- I'll pick a lucky winner for this.

Uh, sorry, guys. It's just-- I just--

I'm just having some technical difficulty on here.

Um, you know what? I'm just--

I-- I'm having a minor battery issue.

I'm just gonna sign off for a second,

and I-- I'll be back in a few.

Yo, it's Blake.

Can't answer the phone right now

so holla at me later.

Blake, or Johnny, or whoever this is,

you guys need to stop this. I'm serious.

I-- You know-- You know I'm working.

I'm freaking out. Just-- You're really

getting on my nerves with this shit.

Hello, Lala.

I invited a friend to watch your stream.

He's a really big fan,

and you shouldn't disappoint him.

I'm not sure he'll be able to survive without you.

When you don't play by the rules,

little Blakey here wins a prize.

Let's take a look to see what he's won.

Oh, it's a nice tool set.

How about we start with the hammer?

Or maybe,

since you cut the stream, it seems best if we cut him.

No! No!

Don't test me again.

Now you know what happens with Blake if you do.

Are we clear?

All right, guys, I'm back.

What do you think of my new dress?

Turns out this one was for me.

Let's see what's in the next box.

-Whoa. -Nice--

Uh, trick or treat?

Uh, which one of you's older?

Uh, what?

Which one of you is older?

I-- I guess I am by-- by, like, six months.

Huh. Looks like I just found the perfect victim

for my next trick.

Wait, what?

I can only take one of you, though. Sorry.

But, um, me and Andy are together.

Yeah.

Dude. You gotta go.

I'll catch up with you later.

Wait, hold up. Bro!

Fucker!

I'm not gonna lie.

I've never done this with a girl before.

Well, I just... I never thought it'd be in front

of other people like this.

Yeah, tell me about it.

-Wait, what do you mea-- -Just--

That was... amazing.

Hey, can I call you sometime?

Sorry.

Another satisfied trick or treater, guys.

All right, guys. It's been kind of a wacky night so far, huh?

But let's keep it going. Let's open up the next box.

Let's see what's in here.

Oh, it's, um...

It's a sewing kit.

There's a lot you can do with this, huh?

You know what? Um, this was--

This-- They probably sent this to the wrong--

wrong vlogger. This is for the wrong person.

Sorry, guys, that-- that was a mistake.

Let's just-- Let's move on to the next, um...

Uh, wow, guys, I'm just--

Sorry. I just--

I'm reading your comments now and there's--

There's so many new subscribers coming in.

Thank you, I-- I app--

-I-- I appreciate it.

I think this might be, um...

the most views I've had in one night.

So, thank you.

Sorry. Just.... Just seeing--

Just-- just reading your comments.

The Lalites are always there for me.

Thanks, I'm just reading your comments

about the-- the dress change.

Thank you.

Shout out to all of you in Chicago

and Miami and New York.

Thanks. Thanks so much.

I'm reading 'em now. Appreciate it.

Okay, guys, let's move on to the next box.

It's a...

... designer mud face cream.

Just in time for the dry winter season.

I'm just, um...

It's great, guys. Only the best.

I can... already feel my skin reacting to it.

Trick or treat!

Gross. What's that smell?

I don't know, sweetie.

-But it's awful. -Oh, it's--

It's just this face mask I'm wearing.

It's super, super, uh, natural.

I'm just-- I'm doing a livestream right now

about beauty products. And I figured

why not kill two birds with one stone

and use a Halloween mask that's, um,

good for the skin, too?

Oh, yeah? Hmm. I'm actually looking for a new one.

And if you're a professional...

Oh, well, it's your lucky day.

Here you go. Free sample.

Thanks! Can't wait to try it out.

Wow.

It really does smell super strong.

That must mean It's super effective.

Yay.

Mommy, let's go. She's too stinky for me.

Well, guys, getting closer and closer

to the end of our livestream.

Let's see what's in the next box.

Oh, yay!

This is an ancient Oriental beauty trick

courtesy of Asian Aesthetics.

The, um-- The...

meat is actually full

of special nutrients that brighten your skin

and loosen acne scars.

And you know what? There's--

There's one for me

and one for the next lucky winner.

Yeah. Bon appetit.

Delicious.

Okay, then, guys, just one second

and we'll see who the lucky winner is.

What just happened? I...

Laura. I-- I don't know what's happening right now

but I just-- You-- You know what?

Um, actually, I'm gonna come over. Mm-hmm.

Okay. All right. Bye.

Daddy. Can I just open the gift now?

Come on, honey. Mom's waiting.

Daddy, please. Please, please.

All right.

Thank you!

How do you open this?

Oh, from here. Obviously.

What is it now, honey?

What the--?

Trick or treat, Dawn.

Wow, guys. What a night.

You never know what's gonna happen next.

But I'm happy to see that I've doubled

my subscribers in just one night.

It's all about my Lalites, after all.

And maybe one of my new subscribers

will win...

... a new nail polish.

Which one should I try on

to see how pretty it looks?

Let's go with purple.

Oh, wow. It's-- It's actually a really beautiful color.

And it goes on really nicely, guys.

Remember, just type in #LalaGiveaway

in the comment section and it could be yours.

In fact, you know what? I'll give you a countdown.

Ready?

Five, four, three...

... two, one.

And the winner is JazzyJay19. Congratulations.

Moving on. Let's see what's in the next box.

Dance, dance, okay...

Oh, my God, it's you! So much, dude, this party is amazing.

I'm so glad.

-Taylor, come meet my cousin. -Hi!

-Hi, how are you? -Kody, Kody, say hi!

I appreciate you all for sticking around

for today's more experimental stream.

For the last box.

It looks like we have some candy.

Daddy, I think this is the most candy I've ever got.

That's nice, honey. How about we make this

the last stop of the night?

Okay, Daddy.

Trick or treat!

Oh, hello.

Aw, look at you.

You're so cute.

Um, excuse me. We're kind of in a hurry

to keep moving. Do you have any candy or not?

If not, it's no big deal.

Yeah. Yeah, I do. I-- Sorry. It's been a long day.

Um, I do. I have some candy right here.

I-- I-- I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.

I-- I-- I really can't.

Okay, Bri, you know what? Let's just go

to the next house. We'll have better luck.

Well, guys. That's it for tonight.

Thank you so much to all of my supporters.

It's been a wonderful experience

and I appreciate you all so much.

Kody. Kody, listen. You have to stop,

-okay? You-- -I think Laura's in trouble.

Oh, "Laura's in trouble." Laura does this all the time.

You are reading into this so much.

No, I'm serious. No. We should go check it out.

Oh, my God. No, you're always on this. Okay?

-Put the phone down-- -Listen, do you want to help me

out or not? I'm gonna go check on Laura.

No, Ko-- Kody. Get your shit together.

And there's something I'd like to say to my mother.

-Open up, police.

Hi, officer. Uh, I think you--

I think you need to let me be the one

doing the talking here.

Why didn't you answer the door immediately?

Uh, because I'm doing a livestream.

A livestream? There's serious crime out there

and I'm dealing with a livestream? Wow.

I don't really care what you're doing.

When an officer of the law is at your door,

you answer it right away. You understand?

Yes. Sorry. How can I help you?

Got a call about a suspicious package

given to little girl in the neighborhood.

You know anything about that?

No, I don't think so.

Anybody else home?

Nope. It's just me.

But I really do need to get back to this, um--

Look. What you did not only scared the little girl,

but it's also illegal. Do you understand that?

Yes, of course. I'm so-- I'm sorry.

I-- It's a huge misunderstanding.

Some viewers decided to mess around by pranking me

and i-- it got out of hand. Nothing like this

will ever happen again, I promise.

What's in the box?

Uh, it's just candy.

No--

What?

Uh, it-- it's expired.

I'll take my chances.

Consider this a warning.

-Laura.

Laura!

Laura.

Come on, Laura, stay with me.

Come on. Come on.

Don't do this to me.

Laura, stay!

Laura!

Come on, stay with me.

Oh, my God. You are so cute!

Yeah!

Do-- Do you wanna, like, get out of here?

Let me just-- Let me just--

Let me just text my cousin.

You know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter.

Let's go.

9-1-1. What's your emergency?

Uh, please, I need help.

Please, please, he's coming.

He's gonna kill me.

Oh, God. Kody.

Laura--

You have to get out.

What the...? No. Oh, no. No, no, no!

What do you want from me?

Why are you doing this?