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我是洪金寶，藝名元龍
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是他們的大師兄
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我們每天早上七點沒吃早餐就開始練功
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練到中午十二點才能吃飯
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每天一開始練的就是「拿頂」
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真的很辛苦！
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我叫元晶
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我是負責把風的
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師父來了！
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師父來了！ 師父來了！
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師父早
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師父領進門
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修行靠個人
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少年不練功
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老來一場空
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你們要努力練功
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小肚子凸出來
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抬頭
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雙臂靠攏
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抬頭
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幹嘛？
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師父，鬧鐘響了
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我在這兒我說了算，上去
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下來
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練完半小時「拿頂」後
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兩隻手腕真的很痛
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這個時候，我們最怕的
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就是師傅立刻要我們練…
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下腰
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下腰
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屁股不要翹
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健子小翻
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小翻提
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小翻北落
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虎跳前撲
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這是小翻嗎？
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這是猴子翻
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還是猴子翻
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你在幹什麼？
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師父，我不會
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不會，走開
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師父，我也不會
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滾蛋
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滾毛趴虎
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左右飛腳
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好了，今天差不多了
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三毛 是
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我不在的時候，你帶他們練功
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教師兄弟們練小翻
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是，師父
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師父辛苦了
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有時候師傅不在
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就由我教他們練功
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師傅就在下面聽著
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左右飛腳
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左右飛腳
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小翻
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小翻北落
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三個小翻一個提
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虎跳前撲
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練得挺好
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俗話說
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上得山多終遇虎
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有一天，我們就出事了
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起來！
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起來！
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師父，對不起
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對不起，師父
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我叫你帶他們練功
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你帶頭偷懶…
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對不起，師父
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對不起…
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全部下來
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拿頂！ 是
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給我全都練毯子
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你在那裡幹什麼？ 出來
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師父，我不敢了…
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未打先哭沒出息
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排隊練功
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是
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抬頭
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師父，我撐不住了！ 撐不住！
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大師兄
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別管他
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為什麼我的汗水這麼熱了
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拿煙絲來給他捂著傷口
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自從那次之後
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不管師父在不在，我們都不敢再偷懶了
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來吧！ 一個接一個！
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快點！ 練！ 快點！
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跟著！ 一個跟一個
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光陰似箭，一去不回
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往事只能回味
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以前
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我對「曇花一現」這四個字
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沒有多大好感…
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早晨
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起立
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各位同學早
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校長早
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還有一位同學沒有站好
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這位同學，為什麼你…
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對不起，對不起
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我不知道原來，原來你這麼矮
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對不起
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校長，您不用太介意
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同學們都叫我「小矮子」
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那不如，你坐在前面
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你個子那麼高，往後坐也能看到黑板
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好
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坐下
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我們這一堂教的是作文
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有沒有同學能告訴我…
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聽完問題再舉手
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對不起，我把你的褲子弄濕
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我帶你去換好不好？ 好
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來，起來
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你明天再把褲子還給我
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好不好？ 好
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乖啦
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謝謝，王老師
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真乖
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謝謝蓮姐 別客氣
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你們三個，起來！
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為什麼你們三個
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不可以有一節課是認真留心的？
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要是你們真的不喜歡上學
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那我叫校長讓你們退學好不好？
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好呀，你把學費退給我們，我們就退學
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換了三張五塊，校長
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謝謝，蓮姐
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拿回去，拿回去，拿回去
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我不會趕你們出學校
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你們先拿回這五塊錢
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你們每個月的月初不用交學費
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留起來
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到了月底來校長室
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直接交給我
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如果到時候
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你們再淘氣
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或者是把學費花了，交不出來
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我就不收你們的學費
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立刻
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趕你們出學校
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都是你不好，說要見校長
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都是你不好
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無端端搶我的公仔紙！
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為什麼怪我
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你為什麼推我啊… 走啦…
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這條？
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不是，是這條
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這條，要兩條
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兩條？
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這兩條也漂亮
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王老師
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阿二，你自己在這擺攤啊？
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好香
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要不要來碗糖水？不收你錢
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謝謝你，不用了
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來嘛，不要拒絕我
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老闆娘，借個位子
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隨便用
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送你個雞蛋
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謝謝
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多盛點，多盛點
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校長他太瘦
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謝謝，蓮姐
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是「懶」，不是「賴」
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兔子快要到達終點了
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終於可以一雪前恥
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烏龜走路很慢
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但烏龜很鎮定
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站在斜坡的最頂端，把頭和腳縮進烏龜殼
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然後用力一跳
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像石頭一樣滾下斜坡
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最後烏龜在兔子沖線前
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趕過兔子…唉呀，「兔」字少了一點…
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你不是「小矮子」嗎？
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我是呀
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我是「高個子班長」
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原來是班長
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你真是變了很多
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差不多吧
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他就沒有變，我立刻認得他
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你聰明嘛
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校長來了
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校長…
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生日快樂，校長
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你們記不記得？
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以前我們小息時，是不能留在教室裡
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有三個同學，他們偷偷的留在教室裡
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後來我們回到教室裡，燈管就已經破了
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知不知道為什麼？
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他們玩扔剪刀
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扔呀扔呀，扔得太高，把燈管打破了
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是呀，我記得他三個是全班淘氣
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特別阿二你
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又是我？
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有一次上課的時候，他們三個玩公仔紙
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被王老師給發現了
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結果
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三個都要去校長室見校長，還記不記得？
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是呀，記得，所以以後我們不敢再淘氣啦
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是不是校長？
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你們三個我印象最深
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畢業後，我都不發成績表給他們
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英，這個是不是你呀
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對…我呀…
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這張還有小矮子
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校長啊…
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看你真的是最矮的
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這張是在哪拍的？
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這張呀，你不記得啦？班長當時考上中大
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我們這些人不是約在一起去中大參觀嗎？
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就是那時候拍的…記不記得？是不是呀
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這個是王老師？
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是王老師啊…
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我記得有一次，我在街上擺攤
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賣一些塑膠玩具劍
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王老師走過來，悄悄跟我說
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警察來了
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我一看，真的有個警察跑過來
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我趕緊收拾東西就跑了
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我一直跑一直跑，東西一直掉一直掉
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王老師就幫我一直撿一直撿
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然後，王老師她就拉著我去茶樓裡假裝喝茶
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警察追到茶樓，當然就沒事了
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救了你一命
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我第二個孩子出生之前，我打電話給王老師
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我聽到她的聲音好像很虛弱
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於是我就去醫院探望她
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然後她就一直絮叨跟我說，不要亂吃中成藥
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因為有一次她摔倒
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聽人家說買了一些熊膽丸來吃
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她不知道熊膽丸對腎臟是有傷害
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而且她本身有心臟病
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後來我孩子出生了，我再打電話給王老師
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可是她家人跟我說，她去世了
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畢業後，我也探訪過王老師的
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記得我有一次上課問她為什麼不結婚？
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她跟我說，她身體不好，經常生病
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知道自已不會長命
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所以不想拖累人
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所以決定不結婚
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原來是這樣
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游兄關於「曇花一現」的話
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使我想到
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松柏長青
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菊花傲霜
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梅花耐寒
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甚至花葉不美的野草
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它們生長活著，都不是為了給人們看見的
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大地上更多的花草樹木
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都不是在自生自滅
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不管人們看不看見？
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曇花總要一現
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無數的花草樹木
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都沒有錯過自己的生長
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開花、結果、繁殖
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一代一代這樣地存在著
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喂
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喂，校長？阿二
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我找到王老師靈龕
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找到了？
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是呀
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難不難找？
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不難
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對啦，你現在在哪裡？
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我現在在墓地
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這麼早？
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是，我一會兒還要上班
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那你趕快去上班吧
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對啦，我們是不是一起去祭拜王老師？
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校長
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王老師在這裡
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王老師，這是我的
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去年有架飛機墜進港口！
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如果它沒有墜進港口，而是撞向我們
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我和余雁飛就可以永遠在一起
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直到今天
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我都不能否認余雁飛是我的初戀
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雖然我們在一起的日子沒想像中那樣長
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想不到對我的衝擊卻這麼大
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我們不是念同一間學校
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她那間是名校
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我這間是普通學校
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所以我和她算很有緣
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不過有緣又如何？
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都會有緣盡的一天
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她到最後還不是要走？
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很多人說
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初戀都沒有好結果
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但是愛情來到的時候
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我們依然不顧一切的栽進去
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不管結局怎樣
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凡事都有第一次
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可惜第一次永遠不是最後一次
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我萬萬沒想到，和余雁飛談戀愛
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是我的第一次也是最後一次
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余雁飛是我初次，是我唯一的夢
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喂
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我後天要走了
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好想見你！
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你可否見見我？
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我只剩下明天了
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幾點鐘？
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下午
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你來我這裡好嗎？
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葉嘉林！
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你想去哪裡？
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拜託把門關上呀
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你想招賊進來嗎？
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你這裡還有東西可以偷嗎？
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你是否不想見到我？
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是
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你還想走？
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現在要走的人是你，不是我
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你對我發脾氣做什麼？
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你以為我很想走嗎？
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如果你真的捨不得
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為什麼整個禮拜都不見我？
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我去你學校找你
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你躲著我
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去你家樓下等你
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等到半夜也不見你回家
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寫信給你也沒有回覆
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打電話給你，你媽就說你不在
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你需要這樣躲著我嗎？
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你到底去哪了？
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我很害怕！
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你都要走了
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還管我去哪做什麼？
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你為什麼不肯見我？
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是否不喜歡我了？
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我只想習慣一下
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沒有你會怎麼樣
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會怎樣？
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我也不知道，我說不出來
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你不要這樣好不好
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我捨不得你！
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你別走好嗎？
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我不應該過來的
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見完你，我會更難過
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你覺得我很好過嗎？
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你就要去過你的新生活，怎會不好過？
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你走了以後，很快就會忘記我
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你早晚也會忘掉香港的一切
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我不走了，好嗎？
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00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:11,584
你爸媽同意嗎？
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不同意
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但我已經十八歲
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沒人再可以管我
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我想怎樣就怎樣
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我不讓你走！
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你今晚一定要留下來陪我
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我不走
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你也不能走
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電話響了！
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不用管
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快點聽吧
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可能有重要事呢？
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你不准動！
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喂…喂？
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（島上 島上）
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（我欲久居 今夜是一個動人的夜）
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記憶是最豐富的時間
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惟一真實
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現在亦包含於記憶
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植根於泥土的
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到泥土必須回歸…
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來罷
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來到我身傍
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依山偎海
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來罷
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我是山
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我是海
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我是你要的一切
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我依偎著你
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你就回到古昔的夢
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消到遠方
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散落，全然遺忘
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你在密葉間從未知曉的一切
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這兒的疲累，狂熱，與焦躁
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人們枯坐，聆聽彼此的嘆息
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這兒病癱者搖落最後幾根慘白髮絲
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少年憔悴
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單薄如鬼，死去
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當每一動念儘是愁哀
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沉重如鉛的眼神滿是絕望
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美人明眸不再
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新臨的戀慕過不了明天
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喂，不要拍！
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就剩一張了
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我要拍你呀！
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你坐這裡
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你不許動
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我等了一整個星期
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就等著拍這張照片
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00:37:13,917 --> 00:37:16,501
放鬆，笑一笑
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00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,917
我笑不出來
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00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:24,459
你知不知道？
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我特意不搬走這些東西，都留在這裡
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就是想給你看看我這間房是什麼樣子
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讓你記得我
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00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:36,834
你拍了照片，好像比見到我更開心
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我可以走了嗎？
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00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,584
你第一次來就這麼走了？
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00:37:44,584 --> 00:37:45,959
你真的要這樣對我嗎？
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第一次？
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是，對你是第一次
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但是對我就是最後一次了
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00:37:52,209 --> 00:37:54,542
你不覺得自己很好笑嗎？
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明明房間已經空了
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你也要搬走了
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還留下這些東西
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00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,459
騙自己什麼都沒有變
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00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:03,709
余雁飛，你醒一醒好不好？
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葉嘉林
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00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:10,959
你可不可以成熟一點？
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00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,167
你有否想過我爸媽為什麼要走？
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00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,709
他們是為了我好！
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00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,917
如果你真的愛我
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你可以過來找我呀
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00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:18,542
我就是捨不得你
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00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:20,167
捨不得這裡，所以才拍照
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00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:21,542
讓我在那邊想你的時候
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00:38:21,584 --> 00:38:22,792
也可以見到你
430
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,251
我想你永遠都留在我的世界裡
431
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我對你怎樣，你到底知否？
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00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,709
為什麼還問我好不好笑？
433
00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:30,376
你覺得很好笑嗎？
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00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,542
你知不知道這樣說話很傷人的？
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來吧，別這樣啦
436
00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:53,459
不如我們喝杯茶，吃個包
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00:38:53,459 --> 00:38:54,792
慢慢聊
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你裝什麼周星馳啊
439
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:58,792
你還有心情開玩笑？
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00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:13,167
你到了英國住哪裡呀？
441
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,126
什麼時候開學？
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00:39:17,459 --> 00:39:19,042
寄宿囉
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會不會不習慣？
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沒有你當然不習慣啦
445
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我會把這些都帶過去
446
00:39:49,501 --> 00:39:52,376
想你的時候，就會看看它們
447
00:39:52,376 --> 00:39:54,417
你要給我寫信啊
448
00:39:58,584 --> 00:40:00,584
前天晚上我來過這裡
449
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:01,584
啊？
450
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,459
我做了個夢
451
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來到這裡
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但你不在
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00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,626
突然，你打開門
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拿著行李回來
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00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,834
你跟我說，你不走了
456
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,292
說你和家人翻臉
457
00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:24,376
你會永遠和我在一起
458
00:40:24,709 --> 00:40:26,626
不再離開我
459
00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:38,251
不如我們一起死啊？
460
00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:46,876
我們一起死吧
461
00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,292
好呀
462
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:51,917
好什麼？
463
00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:08,751
這張碟是我們第一次約會的時候
464
00:41:08,751 --> 00:41:10,709
你送給我的，記得嗎？
465
00:41:55,876 --> 00:42:00,167
夜已在變幻 像鑽石燦爛 但也這麼冷
466
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,501
看千串霓虹 泛起千串夢
467
00:42:04,501 --> 00:42:06,792
映著這港灣
468
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,626
何故淚卻凝在眼
469
00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:13,126
沉默裡終於一聲慨嘆
470
00:42:14,251 --> 00:42:19,167
你快將消失 消失去 去了未會返
471
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:23,251
路已是有限 願每步放慢
472
00:42:23,251 --> 00:42:25,376
莫太早分散
473
00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:31,542
再請你逗留 請將這片夢 擁在臂彎
474
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,334
如缺乏你難習慣難習慣
475
00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:38,334
身邊千般冷眼
476
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:42,376
聽聽北風聲 多麼冷
477
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:46,251
快收緊些你臂彎
478
00:42:46,251 --> 00:42:50,542
長裙隨急風飛舞似浪漫
479
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,251
卻在別時人漸散
480
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,959
黑色絲巾 風中飄滿寂寞
481
00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:58,751
蕩落這港灣
482
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:02,917
陪霓虹千盞風裡我獨站
483
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,584
遠望渡輪隨浪去
484
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,251
身邊的呼呼北風
485
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,001
已經不感覺到冷
486
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:15,334
今晚最冷已是我心間
487
00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:34,209
我要走了
488
00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:36,501
你要照顧好自己呀
489
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,709
你別走行嗎？
490
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,376
我想和你做
491
00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:52,876
我的第一次要是你
492
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:55,876
我要永遠記住你
493
00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:56,876
這個地方
494
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:57,959
這一晚
495
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:06,584
你不要
496
00:44:06,584 --> 00:44:08,042
你不要這樣啦
497
00:44:08,376 --> 00:44:10,376
我們沒時間了！
498
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,334
你當我是什麼？
499
00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:20,751
你知道你這樣多自私嗎？
500
00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,292
你明天就走了
501
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:24,126
我留在這兒能怎麼辦？
502
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,209
我想走也走不了
503
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:30,626
余雁飛，你有否想過我的感受？
504
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,751
你是不是和我做了
505
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,417
可以當什麼都沒發生過
506
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,334
是不是？
507
00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,751
喂！ 你去哪呀？
508
00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:51,334
你不要過來！
509
00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:53,751
你要幹什麼？
510
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,834
我想就這麼跳下去
511
00:44:57,709 --> 00:44:58,459
到現在
512
00:44:58,459 --> 00:45:00,292
你還是這麼自私
513
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,626
你說什麼？
514
00:45:01,876 --> 00:45:03,376
你終究想扔下我
515
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,376
你根本就不愛我
516
00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:11,167
你信不信我會跳下去？
517
00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:19,501
我不信！
518
00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:28,001
對不起
519
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,251
我們下去吧好不好？
520
00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:02,251
青空凝視我
521
00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,667
我觀照夜
522
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,876
夜觀照悠悠無極
523
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:11,334
幾種感覺於頂梢
524
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:13,334
聽夜的呢喃
525
00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:15,584
夢幻不易把握
526
00:46:16,209 --> 00:46:18,167
有夢幻把握我
527
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,251
我和你飛翔在夢中
528
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:24,001
遠去！遠去！
529
00:46:24,001 --> 00:46:26,501
我會飛向你
530
00:46:26,501 --> 00:46:29,626
不坐酒神的豹車
531
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:32,417
獨乘詩神的隱翼
532
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,626
此心雖困惑猶豫
533
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,667
終與你一起
534
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,751
夜正溫柔！
535
00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:43,584
此刻若死去，應無遺憾
536
00:46:43,584 --> 00:46:46,417
在子夜無痛地沉落
537
00:46:47,084 --> 00:46:50,084
當你正將靈魂傾注
538
00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:52,501
狂喜如斯！
539
00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,917
島上
540
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,126
我欲久居
541
00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:00,417
寂寞！
542
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,834
這字兒像一記鐘聲
543
00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:06,376
把我從你那兒送回孤獨的自我
544
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,459
愛情自午寐醒來：
545
00:47:12,626 --> 00:47:14,126
那是幻境
546
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,542
還是醒來的夢？
547
00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,501
今夜是一個動人的夜
548
00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:28,042
音樂已杳
549
00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,501
我是醒是睡？
550
00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:53,751
很多人說
551
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:56,001
初戀都沒有好結果
552
00:47:56,626 --> 00:47:58,417
但是愛情來到的時候
553
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:01,126
我們依然會不顧一切的栽進去
554
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,376
不管結局怎樣
555
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:07,001
凡事都有第一次
556
00:48:07,917 --> 00:48:11,084
可惜第一次永遠不是最後一次
557
00:48:12,001 --> 00:48:14,251
葉嘉林是我初次
558
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,209
是我唯一的夢
559
00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:42,334
「我黃飛鴻不懂講打講殺」
560
00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,001
「我最喜歡就是講道理」
561
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,792
「等我拿張凳坐下…」
562
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,376
黃師傅，真是有武德
563
00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:52,251
「是不是你們地方…」
564
00:50:55,209 --> 00:50:56,251
喂
565
00:50:56,251 --> 00:50:57,376
老爸
566
00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,459
還沒走？
567
00:50:58,459 --> 00:51:00,501
我們上飛機了 ，小珠到了嗎？
568
00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:01,376
沒有
569
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,417
對了 ，她的同學知道她移民加拿大
570
00:51:04,459 --> 00:51:06,709
全班約了聚一聚
571
00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:09,376
讓孫女照顧你
572
00:51:09,376 --> 00:51:10,417
等她考完試
573
00:51:10,459 --> 00:51:13,542
我找到學校，就安排她過來
574
00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:15,167
我為什麼要人照顧
575
00:51:15,209 --> 00:51:17,667
這麼多年都是自己照顧自己的
576
00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:20,292
行啦，小珠我會幫你看好的
577
00:51:20,334 --> 00:51:24,209
爸 ，她不喜歡人家叫她小珠的
578
00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,084
行啦，知道了！ 就這樣
579
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,084
爸
580
00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:32,459
爺爺
581
00:51:32,501 --> 00:51:34,084
小珠
582
00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:36,209
我叫Samantha
583
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,001
什麼麻煩？
584
00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:39,167
拿行李，有什麼麻煩的？
585
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,459
很喜歡吧？
586
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,042
不喜歡？
587
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:50,501
你小時候很喜歡的
588
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,751
你都說是小時候
589
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:57,459
那時候才幾歲，現在都十幾歲了
590
00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:58,626
當然會變
591
00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:00,626
哦，會變的嗎？
592
00:52:00,626 --> 00:52:02,251
你看我那麼喜歡功夫
593
00:52:02,292 --> 00:52:04,376
幾十年後還是很喜歡功夫
594
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:07,126
如果你不喜歡，那就換掉
595
00:52:07,126 --> 00:52:09,959
不用，我喜歡…
596
00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,834
就當懷念一下童年
597
00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:17,417
對了，我買了腸粉和砵仔糕，拿給你吃
598
00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:25,626
趁熱吃！ 熱呼呼的
599
00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:26,834
涼了就不好吃
600
00:52:27,001 --> 00:52:28,959
不用，我買了漢堡包
601
00:52:29,501 --> 00:52:32,584
洋鬼子的東西，有什麼好吃？吃腸粉
602
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,251
人家不喜歡吃腸粉
603
00:52:35,376 --> 00:52:37,251
這樣啊，吃砵仔糕
604
00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,292
這個我幫你扔了
605
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:48,126
還是不要浪費
606
00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:57,626
還挺好吃的
607
00:52:57,626 --> 00:53:00,459
爺爺，我本來考完試就要走
608
00:53:00,459 --> 00:53:02,501
爸爸叫我多陪你一陣子
609
00:53:02,501 --> 00:53:04,251
爺爺不需要人陪
610
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,876
你喜歡飛就飛
611
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:10,084
爺爺，你吃了我的漢堡包
612
00:53:10,084 --> 00:53:12,251
要我吃砵仔糕
613
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:16,751
洋鬼子的東西，哪有砵仔糕好吃
614
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:20,751
死鴨子嘴硬
615
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:29,459
來，坐下吃飯
616
00:53:33,292 --> 00:53:35,251
來，吃魚
617
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:37,084
謝謝
618
00:53:42,376 --> 00:53:44,334
爺爺這魚好腥呀
619
00:53:45,501 --> 00:53:47,376
不准吐，不准浪費
620
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,876
不是呀，有刺呀
621
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:54,626
那你吃菜吧
622
00:53:56,459 --> 00:53:59,126
這麼淡，有沒有蛋呀？
623
00:53:59,126 --> 00:54:01,126
沒有，一會兒買
624
00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:03,792
不用管我了
625
00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:05,167
一會兒我煮泡麵
626
00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,584
也沒有
627
00:54:06,584 --> 00:54:08,001
爺爺不吃不健康的東西
628
00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:09,001
吃飯
629
00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:14,751
爺爺，這飯好硬呀
630
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,417
爺爺不吃軟飯的！ 吃吧
631
00:54:19,751 --> 00:54:22,417
幸好不是住很久
632
00:54:28,084 --> 00:54:30,084
有沒有不捨得？
633
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:34,792
最捨不得不能跟你們煲電話粥
634
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,542
只能電郵
635
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:38,667
你們要馬上回覆我
636
00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,251
看到哪？
637
00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:44,292
我在A1節的第二條
638
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:46,751
沒事，是我爺爺
639
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,376
等會再聊，拜拜
640
00:54:49,876 --> 00:54:53,251
爺爺，你敲門嘛
641
00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,501
爺孫倆有什麼關係呢？
642
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:58,376
人家是女孩子嘛
643
00:54:58,376 --> 00:54:59,584
明白
644
00:54:59,626 --> 00:55:02,917
爺爺是好奇，你怎可以一邊講電話
645
00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:05,209
一邊複習，這麼厲害
646
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:09,501
爺爺，你在這兒，我怎樣複習？
647
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:13,334
那麼不妨礙你複習了，我先出去
648
00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:16,876
敲了門啊
649
00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:23,376
早點睡
650
00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:28,209
我的天啊
651
00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:06,376
哎呀！ 完了…
652
00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:07,751
什麼事？
653
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:09,792
你進來吧
654
00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:11,292
怎麼啦？
655
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,084
你怎麼不叫醒我
656
00:56:13,126 --> 00:56:15,167
你又沒叫我叫醒你
657
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,167
我幫你吧
658
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,542
我今天第一天考試
659
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,167
是嗎？那就快點
660
00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:22,334
走吧 我的鞋呢？
661
00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:23,542
我幫你找
662
00:56:23,584 --> 00:56:25,376
計算機！
663
00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:28,834
鞋就在這嘛
664
00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:31,751
坐下，快點穿
665
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:33,417
爺爺送你上學吧
666
00:56:33,459 --> 00:56:33,917
不用啦
667
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,542
你穿的像黃飛鴻一樣
668
00:56:35,584 --> 00:56:37,126
有什麼問題呢？
669
00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:39,209
不說了！ 遲到啦
670
00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:42,126
哎呀，粗心大意的
671
00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,626
小珠，你的書啊
672
00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,959
你踩得我很痛
673
00:56:57,001 --> 00:56:58,959
我的腳很傷
674
00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:00,501
快點賠醫藥費
675
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,084
放手，我趕時間
676
00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:06,667
你這種人，不教訓一下就對不起自己
677
00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:07,751
拿好你的書
678
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:10,251
爺爺，你是黃伯，不是黃師父
679
00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,167
關你屁事啊老傢伙
680
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,292
老傢伙？
681
00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:21,709
道歉
682
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:22,792
Sorry， sorry…
683
00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,167
說中文
684
00:57:24,209 --> 00:57:25,334
對不起！ 對不起！
685
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,084
不是跟我說，跟她說
686
00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:29,126
小姐，對不起！ 對不起！
687
00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:30,542
滾
688
00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,209
爺爺…
689
00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:34,209
爺爺
690
00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:35,792
你怎麼樣？
691
00:57:35,959 --> 00:57:38,876
爺爺沒事，你考試去吧
692
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,167
你行不行？
693
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:42,709
爺爺沒問題，你快點考試去吧
694
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,584
真的行？ 行的
695
00:57:44,876 --> 00:57:45,917
那我走了
696
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,917
行啦，爺爺能走的 你小心點
697
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:50,167
行啦，我沒事 你慢慢走
698
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,876
你也小心點 你慢點
699
00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:53,376
小心呀
700
00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:07,417
踢人一腳，自己卻扭傷了
701
00:58:07,792 --> 00:58:11,459
老了！ 真的老了！
702
00:58:19,459 --> 00:58:22,417
想不到爺爺這麼能打
703
00:58:22,876 --> 00:58:24,001
你以為我是假的？
704
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,542
你看我的獎盃，不是騙回來的
705
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:32,751
幾十年前，我一個打十個
706
00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:37,459
現在一個打三個，我都氣喘吁吁的
707
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,584
老了…
708
00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:42,584
幾十年前你二十幾歲嘛
709
00:58:42,626 --> 00:58:46,876
現在都幾十歲了，能打三個，已經很厲害
710
00:58:47,042 --> 00:58:49,251
爺爺你真了不起
711
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,751
那還用說
712
00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:55,209
也不知道你老爸怎麼想的
713
00:58:55,209 --> 00:58:58,126
公司他也不做，房子他也賣了
714
00:58:58,126 --> 00:58:59,959
去其他地方重新開始
715
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:01,376
到底為了什麼？
716
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,501
爺爺，為什麼你不跟我們一起走呢？
717
00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:10,667
走什麼？
718
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,709
英文我又不會說不會聽
719
00:59:12,751 --> 00:59:15,917
車我也不會開，到了那兒還不是
720
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:17,709
又聾又啞又瘸
721
00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:21,167
不懂英文有什麼可怕的
722
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,626
我教你
723
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:26,667
爺爺教你幾招功夫，等你過去就不用被人欺負
724
00:59:26,709 --> 00:59:27,459
好呀
725
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:30,334
那我教你英文，你教我功夫
726
00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:31,542
那就行
727
00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:35,959
爺爺都幾十歲了，還學什麼英文
728
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:39,167
你以為很容易嗎？
729
00:59:45,001 --> 00:59:49,626
A for apple，就是蘋果
730
00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:53,334
A for 蘋果
731
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:55,667
不，蘋果的英文…
732
01:00:02,417 --> 01:00:04,167
等等…我跟不上啊，爺爺 怎麼？
733
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,167
爺爺知道你跟不上，好吧
734
01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:08,209
我做慢一點給你看，來來來
735
01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:10,417
A…Ai…A…婆
736
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,209
Apple！
737
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:16,876
A…唉…不學了
738
01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,709
先這樣，馬步
739
01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:20,209
馬步
740
01:00:20,251 --> 01:00:22,917
一、二、三
741
01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:26,709
對啦
742
01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:31,001
A for apple…
743
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,001
對，這個對
744
01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:35,167
到「B」了
745
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:45,209
B for boy.
746
01:00:45,959 --> 01:00:48,167
B for boy...
747
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:49,626
對
748
01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:01,459
爺爺，我行不行？
749
01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:04,959
行，你可以保護自己了
750
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:15,209
爺爺，我明天要走了
751
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:19,376
你到了後，寫信給我報平安
752
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:22,876
我打電話給你就行了
753
01:01:23,876 --> 01:01:26,126
長途電話貴嘛
754
01:01:26,126 --> 01:01:28,042
寫信啦
755
01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:30,709
嗯
756
01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:12,126
願你寬恕我共你分別
757
01:02:12,126 --> 01:02:16,917
然後隻身遠航
758
01:02:17,751 --> 01:02:25,167
誰肯輕輕一說再會
759
01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:29,126
遠赴他方
760
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:32,209
願你寬恕我
761
01:02:32,209 --> 01:02:36,042
令你苦淚落 ABC，我真的是不行
762
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:38,751
無奈我心 留下來陪你更好
763
01:02:38,751 --> 01:02:41,084
更迷茫 是不是？
764
01:02:42,251 --> 01:02:49,167
如果一生真有抉擇
765
01:02:49,459 --> 01:02:53,584
誰願去匆忙
766
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:57,084
是或非
767
01:02:57,084 --> 01:02:59,792
誰願意多講
768
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:03,209
情和怨
769
01:03:03,209 --> 01:03:06,334
誰明白苦況
770
01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:09,334
我去後
771
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:12,417
未必再會
772
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,542
在夢中
773
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,417
彼此探訪
774
01:03:18,709 --> 01:03:24,792
但你我共你分別
775
01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:30,626
其實痛苦也彷徨
776
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:37,751
人生即使失去抉擇
777
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:42,751
仍舊挺胸膛
778
01:04:21,459 --> 01:04:23,209
誰呀？
779
01:04:23,251 --> 01:04:24,792
來了…
780
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:28,209
Surprise！
781
01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:30,126
說中文吧
782
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:32,084
驚喜呀
783
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,042
哦，小珠
784
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:36,751
真的是驚喜！
785
01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:38,876
來來來，過來坐
786
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,292
幾年沒見，更漂亮了
787
01:04:43,584 --> 01:04:44,834
我們去飲茶吧
788
01:04:44,876 --> 01:04:46,376
爸爸媽媽在等我們
789
01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:48,459
不是吃漢堡包嗎？
790
01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:51,126
你喜歡吃腸粉嘛
791
01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:53,959
還有，我們吃了幾年漢堡飽
792
01:04:54,001 --> 01:04:55,334
可以吃其他
793
01:04:55,834 --> 01:04:58,251
等等，我先換件衣服 好
794
01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:04,709
走吧
795
01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:10,542
吊腳西裝褲，七彩夏威夷
796
01:05:11,084 --> 01:05:11,917
帥吧？
797
01:05:11,959 --> 01:05:14,626
帥…
798
01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:17,334
好像以前的造型好一點
799
01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:19,542
慢點
800
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:26,167
不回去了嗎？
801
01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,792
爸媽說回來陪你
802
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:31,167
我不需要人陪
803
01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:32,251
要的
804
01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:34,626
一家人熱鬧一點嘛
805
01:05:35,209 --> 01:05:39,042
對的，熱鬧點
806
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,667
小珠，等會兒經過藥材店
807
01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:46,126
提醒我買杜蟲藥
808
01:05:46,126 --> 01:05:48,251
買杜蟲藥幹什麼？
809
01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:51,417
杜絕那些千年蟲
810
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,376
快快快
811
01:06:16,334 --> 01:06:19,042
學長，「唐多金」什麼價？
812
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:20,709
$5.75？
813
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,084
午飯前才$3.50
814
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,917
三萬
815
01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:27,959
$5.75，5217股
816
01:06:27,959 --> 01:06:29,876
如果升到$8
817
01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:32,417
每人差不多賺四千
818
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:33,917
有沒有貨？
819
01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,084
掛掛？
820
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:37,834
現價還是市價？
821
01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:39,209
什麼現價市價？
822
01:06:39,209 --> 01:06:40,167
不好意思，等等…
823
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,417
現價就是現在的價格
824
01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,542
市價就是不管多少，有貨就買
825
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,209
到$6了？
826
01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:47,792
不好意思，我們想好再回覆
827
01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:51,292
$6…是不是真的能到$8？
828
01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:53,042
內幕消息是這麼說
829
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:58,001
凍奶茶，凍檸檬茶
830
01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:59,001
鋪子在灣仔
831
01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,459
手機電話殼、自訂聆聲，找我
832
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:03,584
我真不明白
833
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,042
網路怎麼賺錢呀？
834
01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:06,334
怎麼改變未來？
835
01:07:06,334 --> 01:07:09,542
「互聯網致富之道不在公司盈利之多寡」
836
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:12,167
「專家和投資者認定其前景璀璨」
837
01:07:12,167 --> 01:07:14,584
「及有說不出所以然的憬憬」
838
01:07:14,584 --> 01:07:16,626
「絕大部分互聯網都有虧損」
839
01:07:16,626 --> 01:07:18,709
「可說是無底深潭」
840
01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:22,417
「但現階段在籌集資金上似乎問題不大」
841
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:25,209
以後拿個手提電話出來一按就上網
842
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,001
可以看電影、聽歌
843
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,417
收電郵、訂位子
844
01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:30,959
看新聞、炒股票、辦理銀行的事…
845
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,084
你說了那麼多，畢菲特都不投資，還罵啊…
846
01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:36,167
太冒險了吧
847
01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:37,792
投資網路是進步
848
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,167
不跟就落後
849
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:40,834
不冒險，哥倫布怎麼發現美洲
850
01:07:40,834 --> 01:07:41,709
怎麼會有美國
851
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,667
他本來是想去印度的
852
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:47,626
我還是有點怕
853
01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:50,042
怕了就沒人投資三百萬股
854
01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:52,501
只抽到兩千股都願意，對吧？
855
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,751
昨天$3.50買就好
856
01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,876
現在每個人少賺四千
857
01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:58,876
我怎麼知道卡刷爆了沒有？
858
01:07:58,876 --> 01:08:01,542
那麼快升到$6.10
859
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:03,209
你多少錢買的？
860
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:04,334
$3.50
861
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:05,501
你還不賣？
862
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:06,917
當然不賣
863
01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:10,209
這只股票，專家說起碼值$40
864
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:13,459
升到$30再說
865
01:08:13,459 --> 01:08:16,334
$6.30了
866
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:17,917
打電話，掛$6.40
867
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,126
賺回兩千多也好
868
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:23,292
學長，幫我掛$6.40
869
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:27,084
掛到$6.80？我們要掛$7？
870
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,334
$7？有沒有賺頭？
871
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:31,584
連利息我都虧了
872
01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:36,251
$7.25…$7.35…
873
01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,792
到$7.50了
874
01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,167
加碼
875
01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:43,959
加什麼碼？
876
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:48,334
是，不好意思，再打給你
877
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,417
我媽只借一萬塊錢給我
878
01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:53,084
我怕
879
01:08:53,084 --> 01:08:54,917
我只是說說，我也沒有
880
01:08:56,626 --> 01:08:58,042
你們沒問題
881
01:08:58,042 --> 01:08:59,792
我也搞得定的
882
01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:03,376
不是吧…$6.25？
883
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:06,959
吃了瀉藥？$6？
884
01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:09,626
其實真的可以升到$8？
885
01:09:09,626 --> 01:09:11,501
小胖這麼說的
886
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:14,001
神經，$5.85？
887
01:09:17,459 --> 01:09:18,626
學長？
888
01:09:20,084 --> 01:09:22,292
$5.75有貨，要不要？
889
01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,751
我們不要，謝謝
890
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:02,751
淘大居民已被隔離超過一天
891
01:10:02,751 --> 01:10:04,667
警務人員穿上保護衣物
892
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,167
運來大批的鐵柵欄
893
01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:07,126
擴大封鎖範圍…
894
01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:08,292
他們好慘
895
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:09,917
像被逼著坐牢一樣
896
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,001
現在打個噴嚏
897
01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:13,042
細菌都會跑到電梯、樓梯
898
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,126
大堂、大廈、商場裡，大哥
899
01:10:15,501 --> 01:10:17,292
廣州的人說白醋可以殺菌
900
01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:18,751
板藍根還可以止咳
901
01:10:18,751 --> 01:10:20,126
不知道行不行
902
01:10:20,126 --> 01:10:22,042
板藍根現在炒高了三、四倍
903
01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,251
白醋更瘋狂，一百塊一瓶
904
01:10:27,251 --> 01:10:28,792
我代理了一個健康產品
905
01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:29,876
減肥，真的有用
906
01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:30,834
要試找我
907
01:10:30,834 --> 01:10:32,876
好，談點正經事再說
908
01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:35,459
整個淘大花園最便宜的就是這幾個單位
909
01:10:35,459 --> 01:10:37,667
J座501尺80萬
910
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,959
O座442尺78萬
911
01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:42,542
E座最划算，462尺，55萬
912
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,584
全部要錢不要樓
913
01:10:45,126 --> 01:10:46,167
最划算那個，E座
914
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,626
你知道不能看樓吧？
915
01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:50,667
問問業主能不能再減點
916
01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:52,292
現在樓市都見底
917
01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:55,542
賣地都兩千多塊一尺，成本價也不止
918
01:10:55,834 --> 01:11:00,126
陳太太，我有個客人，他對你的房子有興趣
919
01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,376
想問問還能不能再減點？
920
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,751
業主問你們想減多少？
921
01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:08,584
54萬
922
01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:10,542
54萬…行
923
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,167
52萬…
924
01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:14,292
52萬…行
925
01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:15,292
50萬…
926
01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:18,209
那50萬呢…行
927
01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,709
原價差不多100萬，現在便宜一半
928
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:24,209
50萬，3成首付，每人5萬
929
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:26,876
十年按揭的話，每個月$1750
930
01:11:27,126 --> 01:11:29,751
二十年按揭，每個月$970
931
01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:31,751
站住 表姐
932
01:11:31,876 --> 01:11:33,334
你淘大的，別進來
933
01:11:33,334 --> 01:11:35,792
我們好不容易才逃出來的 走呀，走呀
934
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,542
業主說49萬也行
935
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:43,626
炒而已，又不是住
936
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,584
放心，一定會升的
937
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:46,792
自己蓋都不止
938
01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:47,542
最新消息
939
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:50,376
衛生署的旅遊大巴剛剛到達淘大E座
940
01:11:50,542 --> 01:11:53,376
居民收拾行李 ，排隊上車…
941
01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:55,376
去隔離營
942
01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:57,376
他們正在看新聞
943
01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:01,084
業主說45萬都行
944
01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:10,667
這麼便宜，不會不買吧？
945
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,834
這麼便宜還買？
946
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,167
什麼時候才走到隧道的盡頭…
947
01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:22,334
不行
948
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:24,709
我讓你住我家，會被家人砍的
949
01:12:24,709 --> 01:12:27,501
那讓我們在你的店裡過一晚行嗎？
950
01:12:27,501 --> 01:12:30,251
過一晚？你想我倒閉？
951
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,876
我的店要是有什麼事，我死給你看
952
01:12:32,876 --> 01:12:36,584
當我求你們，你走吧，不要害我
953
01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:38,167
走吧
954
01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,584
我們是不是太恐懼了
955
01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:09,834
好…
956
01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:11,792
謝謝
957
01:13:12,542 --> 01:13:13,709
這幾個猛料
958
01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:16,084
他們已經控盤，這幾天拉升
959
01:13:17,376 --> 01:13:18,751
豆腐燒肉飯，麻煩你
960
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:19,792
咖喱牛腩飯
961
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:20,792
魚湯米線，謝謝
962
01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,917
自己寫號碼
963
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,751
「直通車」，北水南調
964
01:13:28,584 --> 01:13:30,542
資金流出無限制
965
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,959
隨時有內地富豪拿個十億八億入市
966
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:36,834
那麼「直通車」什麼時候到？
967
01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,959
知道什麼時候就炒完啦
968
01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:40,667
不通車怎麼辦？
969
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,417
「美林證券以」
970
01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:45,251
「數以百萬計的內地投資者來到香港」
971
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,042
作為標題
972
01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:49,917
「內地居民可以…」
973
01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:51,876
可以什麼？
974
01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,876
等等…讀取中…
975
01:13:53,959 --> 01:13:55,834
你不是下載好了嗎？
976
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:57,876
下載好也要讀取嘛
977
01:14:00,334 --> 01:14:02,167
「內地居民可以用人民幣」
978
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,417
「購匯直接從事境外證券投資」
979
01:14:05,417 --> 01:14:07,376
「且規模不再受以往規定的」
980
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,126
「每年5萬美元購匯總額上限」
981
01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:11,917
大投行都信
982
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:15,834
「內地投資者最高是02-03年的8%」
983
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,626
「05-06年的5%『』
984
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,542
直通車通了
985
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,751
怎麼只5%？怎麼只8%？
986
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,626
但我聽人說美國那些次按很嚴重
987
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:25,459
我聽人說
988
01:14:25,459 --> 01:14:27,751
美國政府、華爾街、評級機構
989
01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:29,542
會把次貸危機掃進地毯底
990
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,167
這幾天股票「彭彭」地升
991
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,417
每天成交過千億
992
01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:36,667
直通車就是次按危機的「及時雨」
993
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:39,167
美國人先花未來錢
994
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:40,292
喜歡借錢
995
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,167
中國人喜歡存錢，錢生錢
996
01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:45,667
四叔也看好買國企股
997
01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:47,167
這次不用想這麼多
998
01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:49,376
你們兩個不玩我也要重錘出擊，等翻倍
999
01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:52,167
政府也增持港交所
1000
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,251
怎麼出擊？
1001
01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:55,667
十萬！ 每人十萬
1002
01:14:57,959 --> 01:14:58,834
哦…
1003
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,209
好
1004
01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:07,626
0761，是
1005
01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:11,876
5190，是，9413，是
1006
01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:14,626
現價入，每股十萬
1007
01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:19,334
等個翻倍，謝謝！
1008
01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:22,042
是，沒問題，再見
1009
01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:25,751
雪糕新地
1010
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,834
水果沙律
1011
01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:31,376
羅宋湯
1012
01:15:31,376 --> 01:15:32,751
不是我們的
1013
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:34,542
搞什麼？
1014
01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:38,292
0134、8547、6012嘛
1015
01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:40,459
發什麼呆
1016
01:15:45,334 --> 01:15:46,876
這張才對
1017
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,126
我們買了什麼？
1018
01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,917
0761，花花樂園
1019
01:15:52,626 --> 01:15:54,334
5190，超能電業
1020
01:15:55,334 --> 01:15:57,084
9413，追夢控股
1021
01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:57,959
什麼玩意？
1022
01:15:58,501 --> 01:15:59,959
死定了
1023
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,084
學長電話不通
1024
01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:02,501
繼續打
1025
01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:08,876
咖喱牛腩飯在升
1026
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:14,459
豆腐燒肉飯和魚湯米線也「彭彭」地升
1027
01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:18,792
十大升幅榜
1028
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,251
真的隨便買都賺？
1029
01:16:41,376 --> 01:16:42,334
新迷你倉 $96
1030
01:16:42,334 --> 01:16:43,876
謝謝光顧，你看看
1031
01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:45,126
找錢
1032
01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,167
不如我們再出擊，買那三隻股？
1033
01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:53,876
我媽只借給我十萬
1034
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:55,584
算啦，貪婪變成恐懼
1035
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:58,751
開個玩笑啦，我也沒錢，等分錢
1036
01:16:59,209 --> 01:17:00,834
走啦 拜拜
1037
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:04,667
喂，迷你倉，很正點的
1038
01:17:07,834 --> 01:17:10,084
不妨礙你們倆，拜拜
1039
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,376
新的迷你倉
1040
01:17:13,376 --> 01:17:14,251
不妨礙你做生意
1041
01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:07,751
你在哪兒啊？
1042
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,209
我在哪兒？
1043
01:18:09,834 --> 01:18:11,626
您好，請問
1044
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,167
請問
1045
01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:16,834
先生，請問你…
1046
01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,917
對不起
1047
01:18:20,251 --> 01:18:21,417
這裡是碼頭
1048
01:18:21,584 --> 01:18:23,084
我坐渡輪過來的
1049
01:18:23,084 --> 01:18:24,751
你是不是在中環碼頭？
1050
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,584
是吧？
1051
01:18:26,584 --> 01:18:28,459
我也很久沒回來了
1052
01:18:28,459 --> 01:18:29,876
都變了
1053
01:18:30,459 --> 01:18:32,292
看沒看見大會堂？
1054
01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,209
喂…喂…
1055
01:18:36,917 --> 01:18:38,251
見個鬼
1056
01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,542
你好，請問這裡是不是中環碼頭？
1057
01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:44,376
怎麼沒看見大會堂？
1058
01:18:44,376 --> 01:18:47,126
你從這個橋直走過去就是
1059
01:18:47,126 --> 01:18:48,209
這邊
1060
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:50,459
你乘的士過來吧
1061
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,292
好啦
1062
01:19:02,459 --> 01:19:04,501
麻煩你，中環皇后戲院
1063
01:19:04,501 --> 01:19:06,334
皇后戲院拆了很久
1064
01:19:06,334 --> 01:19:07,959
你送我過去不就行了
1065
01:19:07,959 --> 01:19:09,876
大叔，這裡開車過去很堵的
1066
01:19:09,876 --> 01:19:12,001
你從天橋過去更快
1067
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,917
你要去哪？
1068
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:18,709
中環皇后大道
1069
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:21,209
很近的，從天橋過去就可以了
1070
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:24,459
喂
1071
01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:26,501
大叔，你下車慢慢說
1072
01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,126
下車吧
1073
01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:33,042
我會在這等你的，慢慢來
1074
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:35,542
不要等我，你們先去逛街
1075
01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:36,959
我看看這裡變成怎樣
1076
01:19:36,959 --> 01:19:38,459
你怎麼不早說
1077
01:19:38,459 --> 01:19:40,209
你到了附近打給我
1078
01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:46,751
你爸老糊塗，迷路了
1079
01:21:06,459 --> 01:21:08,417
以前那樣不好嗎？
1080
01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:09,667
以前？
1081
01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:11,292
你沒出生的時候
1082
01:21:11,292 --> 01:21:13,251
這裡全部都是海
1083
01:21:13,251 --> 01:21:15,584
大會堂都沒有
1084
01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:18,584
以前這裡最靠近海
1085
01:21:18,834 --> 01:21:21,459
中環碼頭是這裡的舊地標
1086
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:25,042
拆了重建，就好像拆了祠堂一樣
1087
01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:27,042
媽呢？
1088
01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:29,334
她在香港什麼都沒了
1089
01:21:29,334 --> 01:21:31,792
有也被拆得差不多
1090
01:21:31,792 --> 01:21:33,626
她不肯回來
1091
01:21:34,459 --> 01:21:37,001
跪下，對，沒錯
1092
01:21:37,001 --> 01:21:38,751
新娘可愛一點
1093
01:21:38,751 --> 01:21:40,376
看著我…對啦
1094
01:21:40,376 --> 01:21:44,001
結婚？沒了傳統
1095
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:45,542
什麼傳統啊
1096
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,917
再不西化，就是老化
1097
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:49,751
連子女都說我們老土
1098
01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:52,917
對！ 社會進步嘛
1099
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,584
就像數碼相機那樣
1100
01:21:54,584 --> 01:21:55,376
按一下就有了
1101
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:57,501
又不用沖印，省錢又省力
1102
01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:59,626
但菲林已經用了那麼多年
1103
01:21:59,709 --> 01:22:01,792
肯定有好處的
1104
01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:07,626
先生，這裡不可以抽煙
1105
01:22:07,626 --> 01:22:09,042
是嗎？
1106
01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:18,209
知不知道這是哪裡？
1107
01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:20,792
這裡就是大會堂
1108
01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:22,417
現在這個位置
1109
01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:25,626
關我什麼事？這裡不能抽煙
1110
01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,001
為什麼能買，能賣
1111
01:22:32,001 --> 01:22:33,292
不能抽呢？
1112
01:22:36,459 --> 01:22:38,667
唉？檔案怎麼打不開？
1113
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,126
不會吧？照片都沒了？
1114
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,417
不會的 有沒有搞錯，拍了一整天
1115
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,876
那現在怎麼辦？ 放心，相機沒事
1116
01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,167
對不起
1117
01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:49,876
能不能補救？ 可以，放心
1118
01:22:58,001 --> 01:23:00,334
很吵，聽不見
1119
01:23:00,334 --> 01:23:02,876
是不是在皇后戲院？
1120
01:23:14,209 --> 01:23:15,626
戲院沒有了
1121
01:23:15,626 --> 01:23:18,334
我知道！ 你還看見什麼？
1122
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:20,001
人咯，車咯
1123
01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:20,834
還有很多樓
1124
01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,959
還看見什麼？
1125
01:23:22,959 --> 01:23:24,709
人咯，車咯
1126
01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:25,917
你這麼不滿意幹什麼
1127
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,209
我叫你在英國過年的
1128
01:23:28,209 --> 01:23:31,167
我過來找你吧，聽到嗎？
1129
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,542
聽不聽到？
1130
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,959
你幹嘛說髒話？
1131
01:23:35,959 --> 01:23:38,417
我沒有說髒話
1132
01:23:40,251 --> 01:23:42,417
你還說
1133
01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,209
爸爸，不要說髒話
1134
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:49,334
我沒有
1135
01:23:49,834 --> 01:23:50,751
說的聽不到
1136
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:52,292
心裡的聽得那麼清楚
1137
01:23:53,876 --> 01:23:56,292
我剛剛發了定位給你，收沒收到？
1138
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:57,626
地圖上有我們的位置
1139
01:23:57,626 --> 01:23:58,542
好吧，你不要走
1140
01:23:58,542 --> 01:23:59,792
我馬上過來
1141
01:25:10,626 --> 01:25:12,584
先生，鞋子好漂亮
1142
01:25:12,584 --> 01:25:13,626
你從英國回來的？
1143
01:25:14,751 --> 01:25:15,667
新年嘛
1144
01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:17,917
每年都回來看看鄉親們
1145
01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,626
過完年，人都走光了
1146
01:25:19,626 --> 01:25:21,792
地產商要發展這裡
1147
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:27,501
年輕人，將來是你們的世界
1148
01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,542
由你們作主
1149
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:30,876
這房子真漂亮
1150
01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:35,167
我老爸1954年蓋的
1151
01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:37,792
可以參觀一下嗎？
1152
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:38,792
來
1153
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:53,709
穿裙褂，很傳統
1154
01:25:53,709 --> 01:25:55,042
土得要死
1155
01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:56,376
旅行結婚就好了
1156
01:25:56,376 --> 01:25:58,251
跪得我腿都疼
1157
01:25:58,251 --> 01:26:02,334
親愛的，以後和你補拍一張西式婚紗照
1158
01:26:03,417 --> 01:26:05,376
聽得我頭髮都白了
1159
01:26:16,292 --> 01:26:17,834
讓一讓
1160
01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:29,126
不用說髒話
1161
01:26:29,959 --> 01:26:31,417
沒事吧？
1162
01:26:40,126 --> 01:26:42,084
一起拍
1163
01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:44,542
一二三
1164
01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:55,042
土地公公在這裡
1165
01:27:03,001 --> 01:27:04,709
我不是叫Hello
1166
01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:15,709
音樂小點行不行？
1167
01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:23,251
不要在土地公附近玩
1168
01:27:23,251 --> 01:27:24,417
爸爸不喜歡
1169
01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:25,876
拜
1170
01:28:00,292 --> 01:28:03,334
爸 ，家裡這麼小
1171
01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:07,626
以前我聽搖滾那麼吵，你都可以忍受
1172
01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:10,251
可今天我受不了我兒子
1173
01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:12,751
現在才知道你對我的好
1174
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:16,501
還記得我跟你說過什麼嗎？
1175
01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:21,542
記得，我都告訴兒子了
1176
01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:23,959
做什麼事都好
1177
01:28:23,959 --> 01:28:27,792
幸福的生活 ，是最重要的
1178
01:28:30,334 --> 01:28:32,334
兒子說想去美國工作
1179
01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:33,584
好啊
1180
01:28:34,334 --> 01:28:36,876
那兒那麼多槍，天天打死人
1181
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:39,959
你呀，不要讓他去
1182
01:28:41,626 --> 01:28:42,917
叫他在香港找工作
1183
01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:44,292
好啊
1184
01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:46,084
那他找什麼工作？
1185
01:28:46,084 --> 01:28:47,709
炒金炒銀炒房地產
1186
01:28:47,709 --> 01:28:48,667
就發達
1187
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:51,042
去，炒糊了怎麼辦？
1188
01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:55,584
可是你兒子，又不想接手你的生意
1189
01:28:55,584 --> 01:28:56,792
現在有什麼不好？
1190
01:28:56,792 --> 01:28:57,792
他沒事做
1191
01:28:57,792 --> 01:28:59,917
一家人多點時間聚在一起
1192
01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,209
非常好，我喜歡
1193
01:29:03,209 --> 01:29:05,584
Hello仔，Hello仔
1194
01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,209
你媽頭痛
1195
01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:11,001
看看要不要去醫院
1196
01:29:16,376 --> 01:29:17,792
很痛嗎？
1197
01:29:18,626 --> 01:29:20,417
是不是這裡痛？
1198
01:29:23,251 --> 01:29:26,001
怎麼樣？老爸讓不讓我去美國？
1199
01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:30,751
好痛，哇，好痛
1200
01:29:37,584 --> 01:29:39,209
小心
1201
01:29:43,501 --> 01:29:44,667
幫我照顧你媽
1202
01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,876
好的，我會的，沒問題
1203
01:29:47,792 --> 01:29:49,209
過年
1204
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,417
餐館欠了那筆賬，快點幫我擺平它
1205
01:29:51,417 --> 01:29:54,584
知道了，小心點
1206
01:30:01,542 --> 01:30:03,292
到英國打電話給我
1207
01:30:03,292 --> 01:30:04,834
行啦
1208
01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:31,292
恭喜發財
1209
01:30:31,292 --> 01:30:32,667
乖，小華乖
1210
01:30:33,417 --> 01:30:35,584
謝謝 你們長大了想做什麼？
1211
01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:38,501
不知道，大家都不知道？
1212
01:30:38,501 --> 01:30:40,126
小華，你想做什麼？
1213
01:30:40,126 --> 01:30:41,501
我想當導演
1214
01:30:41,501 --> 01:30:42,417
哇你這麼厲害！
1215
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,001
你知道什麼是導演嗎？
1216
01:32:02,542 --> 01:32:04,209
你爸喜歡安靜
1217
01:32:04,209 --> 01:32:06,167
有山有水就可以
1218
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,001
帶爸爸回英國不好嗎？
1219
01:32:11,001 --> 01:32:14,626
到處都有山有水，地又平
1220
01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,501
他喜歡香港
1221
01:32:32,167 --> 01:32:33,959
你聽到嗎？
1222
01:32:36,626 --> 01:32:38,709
你老爸在說髒話
1223
01:32:39,001 --> 01:32:40,084
不是
1224
01:32:40,084 --> 01:32:42,167
他說生活艱難
1225
01:32:42,459 --> 01:32:45,251
有時間就休息一下
1226
01:32:46,251 --> 01:32:48,376
多陪家人
1227
01:32:48,876 --> 01:32:52,584
有能力，就幫助一些有需要的人
1228
01:32:55,834 --> 01:33:00,667
記住，幸福的生活，本來就很簡單
1229
01:33:49,417 --> 01:33:50,501
你呢
1230
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:54,792
就是A區4層8號病房的病人
1231
01:33:55,126 --> 01:33:56,542
今天這個療程
1232
01:33:56,542 --> 01:33:58,751
我會照例給你幾個問題
1233
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,542
但每一個問題
1234
01:34:00,542 --> 01:34:03,792
你都要在三秒內回答我，明白嗎？
1235
01:34:04,709 --> 01:34:06,626
第一個問題，你是…
1236
01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,917
許鞍華！
1237
01:34:09,126 --> 01:34:11,459
你說三秒的，三秒
1238
01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,584
我都沒講完，其實我想問你的是…
1239
01:34:14,584 --> 01:34:15,584
許鞍華
1240
01:34:16,334 --> 01:34:17,792
次次都問我同一個問題
1241
01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:20,417
我就是腦殘，也不會腦殘到這樣
1242
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:23,501
你知不知道許鞍華是女的？
1243
01:34:23,501 --> 01:34:26,001
大哥，誰也知媽媽是女人
1244
01:34:26,001 --> 01:34:27,626
許鞍華當然是女的啦
1245
01:34:27,626 --> 01:34:30,209
你去問你媽，她是女人嗎？
1246
01:34:30,792 --> 01:34:32,917
那你是男還是女？
1247
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,792
是女的又怎樣？
1248
01:34:34,792 --> 01:34:36,501
你是不是歧視女人？
1249
01:34:36,501 --> 01:34:38,542
女人就不能當導演？
1250
01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:40,126
那我成為了導演，能拿我怎樣？
1251
01:34:40,459 --> 01:34:42,167
冷靜！ 從醫學的角度
1252
01:34:42,167 --> 01:34:44,709
男性和女性的器官是有區別的
1253
01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:47,751
怎麼冷靜？你在用器官威脅我
1254
01:34:49,376 --> 01:34:52,459
是這樣，我怎麼可能用器官威脅你？
1255
01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:53,376
雖然你是腦殘
1256
01:34:53,376 --> 01:34:55,126
我還是要跟你分析
1257
01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:57,792
因為是有醫學根據
1258
01:34:57,792 --> 01:34:59,459
和科學來支撐的
1259
01:34:59,459 --> 01:35:00,709
科學？
1260
01:35:00,709 --> 01:35:03,417
你不知道科學破壞了地球上很多東西嗎？
1261
01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:05,209
你還敢用科學來威嚇我？
1262
01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:08,042
來，把我變成生化人吧！
1263
01:35:08,459 --> 01:35:09,667
生化人來了
1264
01:35:10,167 --> 01:35:13,042
科學還是對人類做了很多貢獻
1265
01:35:13,042 --> 01:35:14,584
比如說環保
1266
01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:16,501
我就非常支持環保
1267
01:35:16,501 --> 01:35:19,959
所以大家都需要保護這個地球
1268
01:35:19,959 --> 01:35:23,626
而且要反污染，反戰爭，維護世界和平
1269
01:35:23,626 --> 01:35:27,792
只會打嘴，說得容易，你做得到嗎？
1270
01:35:27,792 --> 01:35:29,917
那你為什麼會針對許鞍華呢？
1271
01:35:29,917 --> 01:35:33,084
是不是因為我是導演，女導演…
1272
01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:34,376
不是…
1273
01:35:34,667 --> 01:35:36,709
做哪一行？什麼職業？那是第二個問題
1274
01:35:36,709 --> 01:35:38,084
現在我問你，你是誰？
1275
01:35:38,084 --> 01:35:38,959
我再多問你一次
1276
01:35:38,959 --> 01:35:39,542
你是…
1277
01:35:39,542 --> 01:35:40,834
張曼玉
1278
01:35:42,376 --> 01:35:44,709
張曼玉是演員，她不是導演
1279
01:35:44,709 --> 01:35:45,959
不錯，她是個女人
1280
01:35:46,209 --> 01:35:47,251
同時，我必須表明
1281
01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:49,751
我不反對張曼玉當導演
1282
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,584
你又說職業是下一個問題
1283
01:35:51,584 --> 01:35:53,917
你搞清楚到底想知什麼吧
1284
01:35:53,917 --> 01:35:55,001
你是誰？
1285
01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,584
許鞍華
1286
01:35:58,417 --> 01:35:59,876
又折騰四個鐘頭
1287
01:36:00,459 --> 01:36:02,126
你還說你腦子沒病
1288
01:36:02,709 --> 01:36:03,626
什麼職業？
1289
01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,251
我服了你
1290
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,959
你想幹嘛，許女士？
1291
01:36:12,626 --> 01:36:14,459
許鞍華當然是導演
1292
01:36:14,459 --> 01:36:15,584
難道賣拉腸粉嗎？
1293
01:36:16,542 --> 01:36:19,292
你們醫院到底有沒有執照？
1294
01:36:19,584 --> 01:36:22,042
什麼都沒有就問我一堆問題
1295
01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:24,209
你誰呀？老幾？
1296
01:36:24,376 --> 01:36:26,084
你是誰？
1297
01:36:27,334 --> 01:36:29,459
我是你的精神科醫生
1298
01:36:29,459 --> 01:36:34,417
許女士，你患了一種複雜型綜合性妄想癥
1299
01:36:34,417 --> 01:36:38,209
和嚴重多重複雜人格分裂
1300
01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:42,626
我在這是幫你解開複雜的情緒
1301
01:36:42,626 --> 01:36:46,417
我真心希望幫你回到複雜的正常生活
1302
01:36:46,417 --> 01:36:47,501
感激
1303
01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:49,584
你現在看上去就很正常
1304
01:36:49,584 --> 01:36:50,959
十分感激
1305
01:36:51,542 --> 01:36:53,542
那你現在可以催眠我
1306
01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:57,626
我的這個部分是沒有催眠的
1307
01:36:57,834 --> 01:37:00,626
我祖籍遼寧
1308
01:37:01,001 --> 01:37:04,792
26歲在倫敦遇到位教授
1309
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:07,209
教會我什麼叫做愛
1310
01:37:07,209 --> 01:37:08,334
我沒有催眠你
1311
01:37:08,334 --> 01:37:10,001
你不要借題發揮
1312
01:37:10,001 --> 01:37:12,834
而且沒人想知道你到底是怎麼做愛的
1313
01:37:12,834 --> 01:37:15,126
這麼重要的問題，你居然不問？
1314
01:37:15,126 --> 01:37:16,709
不是，我沒有不問
1315
01:37:17,334 --> 01:37:20,459
我只想再重複多問你一次，你是
1316
01:37:20,459 --> 01:37:21,751
林嶺東
1317
01:37:22,084 --> 01:37:24,376
我是想問你第二個問題
1318
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:27,959
我第二個問題是什麼職業？
1319
01:37:27,959 --> 01:37:29,251
不是你的名字
1320
01:37:30,292 --> 01:37:31,459
我順便講給你
1321
01:37:31,459 --> 01:37:33,334
林先生是一位男性
1322
01:37:33,334 --> 01:37:35,626
你先確定自己的性別再說話
1323
01:37:36,501 --> 01:37:37,834
那我是杜琪峰
1324
01:37:37,834 --> 01:37:39,126
沒完呀你！
1325
01:37:39,126 --> 01:37:39,959
你不知道嗎？
1326
01:37:39,959 --> 01:37:41,709
林嶺東、杜琪峰是同一個人
1327
01:37:42,501 --> 01:37:44,501
你怎麼又搞出個杜琪峰？
1328
01:37:44,501 --> 01:37:46,334
林嶺東、杜琪峰怎可能是同一個人？
1329
01:37:46,334 --> 01:37:47,167
是同一個人
1330
01:37:47,376 --> 01:37:48,751
林嶺東、杜琪峰不是同一個人
1331
01:37:49,001 --> 01:37:50,042
是同一個人
1332
01:37:50,084 --> 01:37:51,167
不是同一個人 同一個人
1333
01:37:51,209 --> 01:37:51,917
不是同一個人
1334
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:53,042
同一個人 不是同一個人
1335
01:37:53,084 --> 01:37:54,001
不是同一個人
1336
01:37:54,042 --> 01:37:55,626
不是同一個人，打住！
1337
01:37:55,667 --> 01:37:56,751
不是同一個人
1338
01:37:57,167 --> 01:37:58,042
打住什麼？
1339
01:37:58,042 --> 01:37:58,751
打住不是同一個人
1340
01:37:58,751 --> 01:38:00,084
打住同一個人
1341
01:38:00,084 --> 01:38:00,917
打住
1342
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:01,876
我打住
1343
01:38:02,001 --> 01:38:04,209
打住別反彈回頭！ 停了！
1344
01:38:06,334 --> 01:38:07,292
什麼職業？
1345
01:38:10,126 --> 01:38:13,917
我是杜琪峰，今年十五歲
1346
01:38:17,126 --> 01:38:19,626
杜琪峰沒有戀手癖的
1347
01:38:20,126 --> 01:38:24,001
我手上的是，奧地利格洛克17手槍
1348
01:38:24,042 --> 01:38:25,917
七秒組裝完成
1349
01:38:26,251 --> 01:38:27,459
現在你告訴我
1350
01:38:27,459 --> 01:38:29,292
你到底是誰？
1351
01:38:29,292 --> 01:38:31,626
唉…都出到這一招
1352
01:38:31,667 --> 01:38:33,834
看來張醫生沒有辦法了
1353
01:38:34,084 --> 01:38:37,376
你認為這治法行不行得通？
1354
01:38:37,417 --> 01:38:40,042
他把醫生和病人的身份顛倒
1355
01:38:40,042 --> 01:38:41,834
如果那也治得好
1356
01:38:41,876 --> 01:38:44,084
我們醫院將來很難分清楚
1357
01:38:44,126 --> 01:38:46,376
誰是醫生，誰是病人
1358
01:38:47,209 --> 01:38:49,501
醫得好還分來做什麼？
1359
01:38:49,709 --> 01:38:51,251
最慘醫得半好不好
1360
01:38:51,251 --> 01:38:53,126
病人跟醫生混成一團
1361
01:38:53,542 --> 01:38:55,459
都不曉得誰有病誰沒病
1362
01:38:56,834 --> 01:38:59,001
是呀，要是我們醫院著火
1363
01:38:59,042 --> 01:39:00,459
那些錄影全燒了
1364
01:39:00,501 --> 01:39:03,251
這些人重建這家醫院
1365
01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:04,876
運氣不好的話
1366
01:39:04,917 --> 01:39:06,876
一個病人給錯當成了醫生
1367
01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:08,209
沒病的也變有病
1368
01:39:08,251 --> 01:39:09,792
那真是災難了
1369
01:39:10,959 --> 01:39:14,626
是呀，這間醫院被燒過
1370
01:39:15,126 --> 01:39:17,959
張醫生就是那時候留下來重建的人
1371
01:39:18,001 --> 01:39:20,542
所以很多規定都是他定的
1372
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:24,792
那張醫生不會是病人變的吧
1373
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:28,751
你的意思是，張醫生精神有問題？
1374
01:39:29,251 --> 01:39:31,209
你說哪個張醫生？
1375
01:39:31,501 --> 01:39:33,626
站在那裡有模有樣那位
1376
01:39:34,834 --> 01:39:37,959
現在我問你，你到底是誰？
1377
01:39:38,417 --> 01:39:40,459
好…既然這麼執著
1378
01:39:40,459 --> 01:39:43,376
我告訴你，我是林嶺東
1379
01:39:43,542 --> 01:39:45,292
裝醫生耍我
1380
01:39:45,292 --> 01:39:46,959
你如何證明你是他？
1381
01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:50,834
80年代我從加拿大回香港的時候
1382
01:39:51,917 --> 01:39:53,084
我什麼都沒講
1383
01:39:53,376 --> 01:39:55,084
只講義氣
1384
01:39:55,334 --> 01:39:58,417
做男人不講義氣怎樣做兄弟？
1385
01:39:58,667 --> 01:40:00,667
做兄弟…彭
1386
01:40:06,292 --> 01:40:09,084
兄弟，你搞錯了
1387
01:40:09,084 --> 01:40:10,876
這是吳宇森呀
1388
01:40:11,417 --> 01:40:14,709
一樣的，都是一條硬漢來的
1389
01:40:16,126 --> 01:40:17,709
你摸哪？別亂搞
1390
01:40:17,709 --> 01:40:19,709
別碰我的書，拿回來
1391
01:40:19,709 --> 01:40:21,209
還回來
1392
01:40:22,876 --> 01:40:24,626
原來你不是醫生，語無倫次
1393
01:40:24,626 --> 01:40:27,167
我懷疑很久，我要揭發你真正身份
1394
01:40:27,167 --> 01:40:29,876
你不知道我是誰，不要拿我的書
1395
01:40:29,876 --> 01:40:31,834
我終於迫出你真身來，原形畢露
1396
01:40:32,084 --> 01:40:33,626
你就是徐克
1397
01:40:34,334 --> 01:40:37,084
玩得這麼興奮，不用拉他下水吧
1398
01:40:37,084 --> 01:40:38,209
就是要拉他下水 我不是…
1399
01:40:38,209 --> 01:40:42,542
你看你凡事都要爭辯，你就是徐克
1400
01:40:42,834 --> 01:40:46,417
你八歲時，就不知道怎樣跟這個世界溝通
1401
01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:48,042
沒有人願意跟你玩
1402
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:50,167
想跟你玩的，都不知道怎樣跟你玩
1403
01:40:50,209 --> 01:40:52,959
你就在旁邊裝用功，裝文藝青年
1404
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:58,751
其實看的就是武俠小說
1405
01:41:01,126 --> 01:41:04,167
回答我，你做什麼職業的？
1406
01:41:04,709 --> 01:41:06,292
電影人，什麼呀
1407
01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,417
電影人？你拍什麼電影？
1408
01:41:08,751 --> 01:41:10,334
七人樂隊
1409
01:41:10,751 --> 01:41:11,876
七人樂隊
1410
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:13,542
你是拍電影還是搞樂隊？
1411
01:41:13,709 --> 01:41:14,876
中樂西樂？
1412
01:41:15,584 --> 01:41:17,376
什麼中樂西樂呀？
1413
01:41:17,376 --> 01:41:20,334
找七個不同的導演，每個人拍一個故事
1414
01:41:20,334 --> 01:41:23,126
樂隊呢，你是拍音樂錄影還是拍電影呀？
1415
01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:24,167
不一樣的
1416
01:41:24,167 --> 01:41:25,876
太沒創意啦
1417
01:41:25,876 --> 01:41:27,501
用菲林拍
1418
01:41:27,501 --> 01:41:29,917
向菲林致敬
1419
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,626
菲林？菲林是什麼東西？
1420
01:41:33,667 --> 01:41:35,626
還有人用這種東西嗎？
1421
01:41:35,626 --> 01:41:37,334
都沒人沖印啦？找誰沖印？
1422
01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:38,792
吃蛋糕
1423
01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:40,501
你把我關在這兒，我怎麼拍？
1424
01:41:40,501 --> 01:41:42,209
你放我出去，我拍給你看
1425
01:41:42,209 --> 01:41:45,084
你瘋成這樣，你在片場發瘋咬人怎麼辦？
1426
01:41:45,084 --> 01:41:46,209
放屁
1427
01:41:46,209 --> 01:41:47,417
現在是你瘋還我瘋？
1428
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:48,667
我們倆到底誰是醫生？
1429
01:41:48,876 --> 01:41:50,042
當然我是醫生
1430
01:41:50,042 --> 01:41:51,667
穿白袍還不是醫生？
1431
01:41:51,667 --> 01:41:54,167
白袍？
1432
01:41:54,167 --> 01:41:55,834
一，二，三！ 走
1433
01:41:55,834 --> 01:41:57,542
催眠結束
1434
01:41:59,542 --> 01:42:01,376
今天的治療結束
1435
01:42:01,376 --> 01:42:02,667
我怎麼在這裡？
1436
01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:03,667
結束
1437
01:42:04,126 --> 01:42:05,709
誰要被治療？
1438
01:42:05,709 --> 01:42:06,917
收工
1439
01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,709
今天我們設計的這個新療程
1440
01:42:13,709 --> 01:42:16,126
隔別房的兩個病人很有反應
1441
01:42:18,667 --> 01:42:20,334
觀察一下他們的反應
1442
01:42:20,376 --> 01:42:22,876
該是陰性，能醫得好
1443
01:42:26,084 --> 01:42:28,042
你檢查一下今天的錄影
1444
01:42:28,042 --> 01:42:29,667
寫份報告給我
1445
01:42:29,667 --> 01:42:30,876
知道，院長
1446
01:42:33,501 --> 01:42:36,084
兩個里面，不知道哪一個是正常？
1447
01:42:36,667 --> 01:42:38,542
那一個不正常，我們醫那一個
1448
01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,501
那也是，我們橫豎沒事可做
1449
01:42:41,501 --> 01:42:43,709
找點事情消遣一下也好，是吧？
1450
01:42:45,001 --> 01:42:46,042
還未請教
1451
01:42:46,042 --> 01:42:46,917
許鞍華
1452
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:47,584
Maggie...
1453
01:42:47,584 --> 01:42:49,001
張曼玉！ 幸會幸會
1454
01:42:49,292 --> 01:42:50,709
我們交換名片
1455
01:42:50,709 --> 01:42:52,334
誰還有名片？掃碼啦
1456
01:42:52,626 --> 01:42:54,292
掃我吧，我給你二維碼
1457
01:42:54,292 --> 01:42:57,376
在這裡，我掃你，有了
1458
01:42:57,376 --> 01:43:00,292
你這個不是二維碼，我這個才是
1459
01:43:00,292 --> 01:43:02,542
我這邊寫了，你看，二維碼
1460
01:43:02,542 --> 01:43:04,376
哪有二維碼是這樣的？
1461
01:43:04,376 --> 01:43:05,584
我在你上面，我掃你
1462
01:43:05,584 --> 01:43:07,292
我不喜歡在你下面
1463
01:43:07,292 --> 01:43:08,959
去找同事搞吧
1464
01:43:08,959 --> 01:43:10,959
這故事太有深度了
1465
01:43:11,209 --> 01:43:12,417
你們覺得呢？
1466
01:43:13,792 --> 01:43:16,542
裝模作樣，想矇混過關
1467
01:43:17,709 --> 01:43:19,334
你就是許鞍華？
1468
01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:22,459
不是吧，是你叫我們來的
1469
01:43:22,459 --> 01:43:23,626
不要裝傻
1470
01:43:23,876 --> 01:43:25,251
我被他們搞亂
1471
01:43:25,251 --> 01:43:26,001
順帶一問
1472
01:43:26,001 --> 01:43:27,709
你不會是張曼玉吧？
1473
01:43:27,709 --> 01:43:30,001
你才是張曼玉，徐克！
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