Original subtitles

Look at all those stars in the sky.

Look at those majestic mesas.

Look at those red stone bluffs.

[Scooby-Doo] Look at all that mud.

[Fred] Hold the phone!

I can't see a thing. Hang on, gang.

[all scream]

[crashes]

Jeepers! Where did all this mud come from?

[Scooby-Doo] Everything is dry.

Look, gang, we're not alone.

Hey there!

Did you get mud splashed all over your windshield, too?

[growling]

[all screaming]

[bats screeching]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're One in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪

[Daphne] Jeepers! It's Axl Rose.

[growling]

[all scream]

[Velma exclaims]

Whoa!

[Daphne] They're stealing the Mystery Machine.

And getting mud all over the upholstery.

Oh.

I can't believe my baby's gone. Gone.

Hold on, Freddy. It'll be okay.

We're almost at the diner

where we're supposed to meet Shaggy and Scooby's friend.

Yeah. Like, maybe we can report

the Mystery Machine is stolen, dude.

Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.

Come on, Freddy. Let's see if they have Wi-Fi inside.

[man] What's up, Mystery Gang?

I was starting to think you guys were a no-show.

Jinkies! It's...

[all] Singer-songwriter, musician and total rock god,

Axl Rose!

[rock music plays]

Axl, what brings you to a diner on Route 66?

-Are you on tour? -[Shaggy] Like, no, Daph.

Axl is the friend that Scoob and I came here to meet.

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy] Hi, Axl Rose!

Hey, how you doing, my brothers?

Yeah!

The Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses

is friends with Shaggy and Scooby?

[Scooby-Doo laughs]

Okay. How exactly does something like that happen?

Scoob, Shag and I became brothers

over our love and respect for pie.

-Like, deep love. -And deep respect.

You see, out on the road with the band,

you eat at a lot of diners,

and after a while you learn

there's a beautiful Zen to the art of pie.

Like, dude, pie is totally spiritual.

Totally.

But one pie changed our lives forever.

One pie, please.

Like, ditto. One pie each for me

and my buddy Scoob, please.

Sorry. This is the last one.

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy] Oh.

And three forks.

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy laughing]

[Axl] That was the day we became brothers.

[Shaggy] And, like, our mission

is to sample as many diner pies around the country.

Until we find the best one ever.

And, like, dude, we are still looking.

-[helicopter whirring] -[all yelp]

Axl, you airlifted a ride?

Just in case, you know, for later.

Axl Rose, you think of everything.

[growls]

Welcome to the Sunny Side Up Diner.

What can I get you?

Like, we'll have a slice of every pie

on the menu, please.

[gasps] That's 15 different pies, mijo.

You sure about that?

Like, only 15?

[laughs] Fine.

We'll make do, I guess.

Miners? What are they doing here?

There isn't a mine around here for miles.

Suspicious.

-[bell dings] -Pie's up.

Like, let the pie tasting begin.

Axl, did you bring them?

Never leave home without 'em, buddy.

[laughs]

Please.

[sniffs]

Mmm-hmm.

Hmm.

Tasting a hint of rhubarb

with a mint-forward flavor.

This one has a robust maple opening

with a buttery vanilla-bean finish.

Sounds awesome, Axl Rose.

Like, this one's totally peanut butter forward

with an aftertaste reminiscent of the pie of the day

in Jersey.

-Ah. -Remember? [laughs]

Of course. Who could forget?

That Jersey diner pie was easily top ten.

Jeepers. I've never seen you two

take such tiny bites of pie before.

That's because we're not pie eating,

we're pie tasting.

See? Tasting.

Eating.

Tasting. Eating.

Tasting. Eating.

Tasting. Eating.

Tasting. Eating.

Tasting. Eating.

[gulps]

Yeah, Daph. Try to keep up.

Huh?

Huh.

-[growling] -[gasps]

[screams]

Yes, I'd like to file a missing person's report.

It's my baby.

My baby was stolen.

Her name? Uh, Mystery Machine.

I don't know. I guess Machine

would technically be her last name.

[sputtering] Look, she's got flowers painted on her,

and I think they're daisies.

She was born in '69. Yes, yes, ma'am.

1969.

Oh. And she has a V6 engine,

but I upgraded the transmission

to a specialized turbo tectonic equalizer.

And then I think it was...

-[dial tone] -Hello? Hello?

Maybe you should have told them

that she was a car, Freddy.

[indistinct whispering]

[laughing]

Hey, hey, hey. You didn't pay your bill.

Dine and dash. Sorry, gotta save that cash for Vegas.

Later!

[all shrieking]

[gasps]

Pay the waitress.

The tip?

Only 15 percent? Lame, man.

Now get out of here.

Fine. We had to pay today.

But you're gonna pay tomorrow.

Yeah. These darn college kids.

-Always causing trouble. -[beeping]

Jinkies! Something's on fire.

[fire alarm beeping]

It's not like Jim to just run off.

[all gasp]

[man] No!

[screams]

-Jeepers! -Come on, gang.

Like, he's gone, man.

[gasps] This place is cursed.

Those horrible mud men will get us all.

I am out of here.

[shrieks]

[Shaggy] Zoinks!

Like, the mud men, man. They got her!

Gang and Axl,

it looks like we have a real mystery on our hands.

Yes!

And when we find those mud men,

we'll find the Mystery Machine.

And the missing people, too, Freddy.

Oh, right, Daph.

So, let's split up and look for clues.

I'm gonna go around back and have a look.

[sniffs] Wait a second.

This isn't... -[screams] -[growls]

Mud men! [screams]

Freddy. No!

[shrieking]

Get back in the diner. Now!

[growls]

[yelps]

My glasses!

I can't see without my... Jinkies!

Like, Velma, no!

Oh, God, Shaggy.

[crying]

Brothers, this mystery just got kicked up

to a whole higher level.

Like, Axl, dude... [laughs] I totally love

watching your mad juggling skills.

But maybe we should be thinking of a way

to find Fred, Velma and Daphne.

That's what I'm doing, Shag.

Juggling helps me think.

Great idea, Axl.

I can help you think.

Like, me, too, Axl, dude.

[Scooby-Doo] Whoa.

[both crash]

[thumping echoing]

Hey. Did you guys hear that?

Give me a hand.

Wow!

Juggling really did help you boys think.

Or at least it helped us find a clue.

Come on.

Next time, let's not do any thinking.

Yeah.

But we got to find the gang.

Oh, man.

I was afraid you were gonna say that.

[whimpering]

Where are we?

I don't know, Scoob.

Wow.

-Like... -Wow.

Come on, let's keep exploring

and see if we can find your friends.

Like, dude,

exploring always has a way of turning out badly for me and Scoob.

Yeah. Scary badly.

[whimpering]

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy] Fred!

Velma!

Daphne!

You know, if I hadn't become a rock star,

I would have been an explorer.

It's always been a secret dream of mine.

My secret dream is to live in a Scooby Snacks factory.

Like, awesome dream, Scooby-Doo.

[laughs]

-Stop! Stop! -[Scooby-Doo yelps]

[Scooby-Doo whimpers]

Like, man,

maybe we should just go back to the diner

and look for the gang.

Are you kidding, Shaggy?

The adventure's just getting started.

Ah!

Like, excuse me, Axl, dude.

Do you have to keep cracking that whip like that?

Oh, sorry, Shaggy. It helps me think.

Boom.

Come on, brothers. Hang on.

-[Shaggy screaming] -[Scooby-Doo whimpering]

Ooh.

Like, I just saw my life, Scoob's life

and Axl's life flash in front of my eyes.

And, Axl, like, dude, your life was awesome.

Come on, brothers. Let's keep looking.

I bet your friends are down here somewhere.

Guys, look! You know what this is?

Like, bad penmanship.

What does it say, Axl?

Hold on, Scoob, and I'll translate.

Axl reminds me of Velma.

Yeah. Like, dude,

you and Velma should totally hang out.

If we ever find them. [sobs]

Just as I thought. It's Choctaw.

-Huh? -It says here,

the city is protected by the golden sun god.

Anyone who steals the city's treasure will be cursed.

[both] Cursed?

[both whimpering]

And look, that's Latin.

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

Like, consider all hope abandoned.

Yeah. Done and done.

This way. Come on.

Like, I think we'll just wait out here, man,

if you don't mind.

-[bats screeching] -[both yelp]

Wait for us, Axl!

Like, dude, could this tunnel get any creepier?

Yikes!

Like, the answer is yes.

It totally got creepier.

[whimpering]

Guys, chill. It's okay.

-I know this guy. -[both] You do?

This is the skeleton of Zaragoza,

a Spanish conquistador.

[creaks]

[rattles]

Legend has it that he and his men

were searching for a lost city of gold

and they found a vast treasure.

But they were attacked by horrible mud men.

Scary story, Axl.

But... an exciting adventure.

You know what this adventure needs?

A sense of style.

Style?

Ooh. Heh.

Like, look, Scoob, we're conquistadors.

[laughing]

Now that's style.

Yeah. Like, Axl, dude,

you and Daphne should totally hang out.

[Scooby-Doo] Hmm?

If we ever find them!

[crying]

[both shriek]

[grumbling]

[all scream]

[mud men] Huh?

Who wants pie?

Sit down, sir. Sit right down.

Like, we have the most exquisite mud pie.

We made 'em just for you.

Mud men. Ha-ha.

You gotta love the irony, right?

Enjoy.

[growls]

[growling]

[Shaggy whimpering]

Come on, brothers. Faster.

[Shaggy panting]

Stop! Stop! It's a trap.

You see that pattern of stones in the ground?

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy] Yeah.

If you step on the ones shaped like octagons,

poisonous arrows will come shooting out of the wall.

It's an ancient trap. Isn't that amazing?

Axl reminds me of Fred.

Yeah. Like, Axl, dude, you and Freddy

should totally hang out.

If we ever find them!

[both crying]

-[mud men roaring] -[Scooby-Doo gasps]

[growling]

Like, come on, Scoob. And remember,

don't step on the octagons.

Uh, Axl?

What's an octagon?

Oh!

Huh?

Axl Rose, help!

I got you, buddy.

Like, I need help, too, Axl Rose!

[gasps]

Like, no crazy mud men.

[laughs] Yay.

Looks like we're safe for the moment.

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy yelp]

[rumbling]

And now we're not.

This looks like the end.

Goodbye, Axl Rose, dude.

[cries]

Goodbye, Fred. Goodbye, Daphne.

Bye, Velma.

Goodbye, Scooby-Doo, old pal.

Bye, Shaggy.

[crying]

Like, excuse me, Axl, dude.

I'm not sure now is the time to be carving.

I mean, huge sharp spiky things

are coming down on us!

Sorry, Shaggy. It helps me think.

Great, Axl. That's great.

Um, but can you think faster?

[whimpering]

[whimpers]

Whoa. Check it, Scoob.

It's you.

[both crying]

Huh?

[laughing]

Like, wow. Axl Rose, dude,

your carve thinking is total genius.

This way. Come on.

Told you we'd find a way out.

[mud men growling]

[Axl] It's the mud men.

Like, man, those creepy mud dudes

found all the gold you were talking about, Axl.

[muffled screaming]

Hey. Did you guys hear that?

It's coming from over here.

[muffled screaming]

[Scooby-Doo] Fred. Daphne. Velma.

Ha-ha! Like, man,

we never thought we'd see you again.

I know who's behind this mystery.

Hold that thought, Velma.

[sputters] Untie us. I gotta...

Sorry, Fred. No time. They're getting away.

But save my van, Axl Rose.

I know you can do it. I have faith.

I know you'll bring her home safe.

I just know it.

Deep in my heart, I know it.

They're gone, Fred. You can stop now.

Yikes! They're getting away!

Not for long. Come on, brothers.

Yes! The pie brothers!

[rock music playing]

[engines revving]

Like, pull over in the name of pie!

[growls]

-Oh! -[Scooby-Doo] Shaggy!

[Shaggy] Scooby!

[whimpering]

[Scooby-Doo] Oh, oh, whoa!

Shaggy!

Hang on, Scooby.

[crashes]

Like, dude, don't mess with the pie brothers.

Amen, Shaggy.

[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy giggle]

And now let's see who these mud men really are.

[all] The waitress, the cook and the janitor?

Oh, my!

Wait, we missed Fred.

Um, Freddy, do you want to join in?

Sorry, gang.

I just don't have it in me.

You guys go on without me.

Maybe we should start over.

On three. Ready?

One, two...

[all] The waitress, the cook and the janitor?

But that makes no sense.

Actually, Scooby, it all makes perfect sense.

You see, the waitress, the cook and the janitor

learned about the legend of Zaragoza ten years ago

and have been tunneling in search

of the lost city of gold ever since.

But when they finally found it,

it was way too much gold to move by hand.

So they stole the Mystery Machine,

which was a perfect fit

to the entrance of the lost city.

Wow, Velma, you figured this all out

while you were tied up in a cave? Respect.

Actually, I overheard the cook, the waitress and the janitor

talking when they tied us up.

I learned everything just by listening.

We were so close to getting all of that gold.

And we would have gotten away with it, too,

if it wasn't for you meddling kids

and singer-songwriter, musician and rock god,

Axl Rose!

Mystery gang, this has been an awesome adventure.

Like, ditto, Axl, dude.

And now that all the gold has been turned over

to the proper tribal authorities,

there's only one thing left to do.

Fred, I know it's been hard.

Your Mystery Machine took a big hit.

So I hope you don't mind,

but I had my crew fix her up for you.

Wow, Axl Rose. I don't know what to say.

There's only one thing to say.

Let's ride!

[rock music playing]

[Scooby-Doo] Scooby rockin' doo!

[laughs]

[theme music playing]