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I'm proud... I'm proud.

I'm proud to be a man.

I'm proud to be a man.

I am what I think. No one can stop me.

I have that zest in me. What else do I tell you?

I'm proud to be a man.

I'm proud to be a man.

I'm as stormy as a storm. I'm a human being.

For me are all the pleasures of life.

I'm great. I'm young.

Everybody is worried. But not me.

It's a ring. Fate will continue to rule.

I am what I think. No one can stop me.

I have that zest in me. What else do I tell you?

What can you do for me?

You ask and then see I can give my life also for you.

Whose is it?

It is of the Boss. Hi.

Where are you?

I am at the house of a beautiful and lovely girl.

I am working on an interesting assignment.

Please come. Can't you do this much for me?

You ask and see I can give my life also.

That is a very important project. I have to say so.

I can give my life for that project.

I will fix the meeting tomorrow only.

In that case I will come in the office.

No I am coming.

Great! Give me a kiss.

Shall I come to the office?

It's an important meeting. I have to go.

You kissed him?

Yes. What do you think? Only women have to face sexual exploitation.

You have 20 new messages.

Hi Sanjay. Rita. Please call me I am waiting.

Sanjay... Rita... I am waiting and waiting and waiting.

Sanju, Rita why you are not picking up my calls.

Remember, you used to say that if you don't talk...

...to me even for a single day then you get sleepless nights.

Sanju, please pick up the calls.

Liar. I had told all these things to Meghna... not to you.

Sanju, pick up the phone. I know you are at home.

Shekhar, what's up?

You are really at home.

If you have objection then I will go to the forest. Where are you?

I am waiting for some one.

Who... God... as you never wait for any girl.

Not God. He never forgets His promises.

I'm waiting for a friend who had told me to meet in the club.

Friend? You don't have any friend apart from me.

Oh! I am so sorry... you do one thing.

You drink coffee. I'll be there in a jiffy.

The Manager is refusing to give another cup of coffee.

Why?

He thinks that I'll fall sick.

I've drunk 12 cups of coffee in 2 hours.

Will you just kill me with your taunts?

Wait. I'll be there soon.

O God! - Oops!

God bless him.

Stupid, idiot!

Stupid.

Sanjay sir.

Yesterday's line.

Hello. Please write your name in the lift. Register is not working.

Tiwari, how many times I've told you.

Please write your name in the register. And the lift is not working. Okay?

No mistake next time.

No mistake. I will repair it by morning.

Please write your name in the lift as register is not working.

Please write your name in the lift...

Peter, he has left.

Hello, sir.

Hey, gorgeous.

Today, you're finished!

Oh Shekhar, what are you doing here on this table?

I was searching for you there for the past half an hour.

What are you doing in this corner?

Dear, keep quiet. Where were you? I tried on your cell phone so many times

My cell phone is automatic.

When I'm with girls, then friends ring is not picked up by my cell.

Girl. It means that you cancelled the meeting with Malhotra.

No, I am not mad. As usual he himself cancelled it.

Shit!

That's why I was with Seema. Never mind.

Just wait and watch. This year the deal will be mine.

And I'm also ready to wash the undergarment of Malhotra.

Idiot!

Why do you tease girls?

If beauty is not appreciated, then it is insulting.

You and your thinking.

Have you ever thought about them? Even they feel bad about this.

Even they have feelings.

Clear. I respect women and they love me for that.

Yeah, right. You're mistaken. You listen to me.

Otherwise you'll be beaten some day.

Firstly, I will not be beaten and if beaten then...

...which is highly impossible...

...then I won't ask you for handkerchief to wipe my tears.

Okay, then where will you go?

I mean you must be having good number of friends.

Forget it, shall I order a drink for you?

No, no. You do one thing.

You drink some more coffee and I'll go and finish off my work.

You mean, now someone else?

Yes, of course.

You will die one day.

After dying even Majnu had become immortal.

For Laila. Laila, Lila, Lalita... for whom will you die?

Even that death will be great...

...where for my funeral there will be 10-12 gorgeous girls.

See you, buddy. Enjoy the coffee. - See you.

I like that.

Peter.

I like that.

Are you angry with me?

Don't you think you should say sorry?

Hi. I am Sanjay Patel. I'm pleased to meet you.

The introduction is necessary as we are meeting for the first time.

Because if you had known me well, then you would know...

...that Sanjay Patel never says sorry.

This just shows how concerned you are for me.

I like it.

Again I have to say. But I am loving it.

If you say then I am ready to give my life also.

You're very stubborn.

I am going to become Mrs. Sanjay Patel. So I'm bound to show some tantrums.

Surprise! I have got the divorce from Rahul. When are we going to marry?

Divorce? So soon? - Of course.

Look, I have chosen the sample cards too. I like this one.

Sanjay Patel weds Lavleen Kapoor will be written on it.

Kapoor? You mean Kapoor as in Punjabi Kapoor?

Of course.

O my God! You're telling me this today?

Why? What happened?

Lavleen, you don't understand.

I'd promised my dying mother that I will marry a Gujarati girl.

I wish you were born in Gujarat.

O God, if you had been born in the vicinity...

...then too I would have adjusted.

But there is such a vast difference between Gujarat and Punjab.

O God! It's heartbreaking!

Sanjay, I am Gujarati.

And I am South India...

...in case you've promised your dying Madrasi parent then...

Excuse me, who are you all?

I'm Sanjay's 3-6 show.

And I am 6-9.

And you must be 9-12.

Sanjay...

I'd doubts but today it's confirmed.

You are not the only one with whom he has played the drama of love.

Lavleen, it was not a sham. I really love you.

And me?

I love you too, Rita.

What will you tell me?

I will say that my heart is really big. I love you all.

Shut up! You've ruined my life.

You listen first. - Seema...

What should I do with this ring?

He had given you the ring?

One minute. Listen to me. Keep it. I am not asking you to return it.

You cheat...

You gave her a ring!

Sanjay, I will not spare you!

What is the meaning of this?

I am...

What did you tell me!

You lied to me!

I love you all.

I love you, Pooja...

Shiv-ji... Parvati-ji... you both on the earth.

We are not on the earth but, my son, you are in the sky.

I am in the sky.

No need to be surprised, son.

After death soul has to sacrifice the body and come to the sky only.

Death! You mean death! Oh My God!

Yes, dear. - How I can die? What was my age?

Death has no relation with age.

Have you checked your register properly?

Or have you brought me accidentally in place of someone else?

If we were to commit mistakes, then we would have been called humans.

Your death is predetermined.

Now the dilemma is whether to send you to heaven or hell?

Seeing your good deeds... I want to send you to heaven.

But seeing your behaviour with women... I want to send you to hell.

Parvati-ji, Lord Shiva is your husband

And it is the duty of every wife to support her husband.

Shiv-ji, say something. After all Parvati-ji's children...

...had killed your children too.

I think, Parvati, he should be given a chance to return...

...to earth and rectify his mistakes.

Lord, so at last you too supported a man.

What will you understand the pain of a woman.

Parvati-ji, I promise that henceforth...

...I will behave properly with all the women.

Not whole life but only till the next Shivratri.

If till then you learn to give woman the status of a mother...

...sister and wife...

...and not consider them as object of pleasure, then you will go to heaven.

Otherwise hell.

And keep one thing in mind.

Even I don't have the energy to argue again...

...and again with Parvati. Go, Sanjay.

One minute, Shiv-ji. One minute, Parvati-ji.

Can my tourist visa of the earth be converted into permanent visa?

I mean you know listen to me... Shiv-ji... Parvati-ji, listen me...

What a dream!

Worst of all.

'Lord, do you see that? He considered all that as a dream.'

'Lt's futile. What do we do? Shall we send him to hell? '

'I am your wife and I never disobey you.'

'Then... - He has to understand the importance of women.'

'Parvati, I see mischief in your eyes.'

'Lord, it is not mischief. It is the desire to teach him a lesson.'

'He has never honoured the body of a woman.'

'What if your son becomes your daughter? '

'Lt means... '

'Meaning, Sanjay gets transformed into a female from a male.'

'Amen.'

Good morning, Tiwari on duty.

Madam, from Sanjay sir's house...

Yes. I was drinking tea and I heard this scream of a woman.

Sanjay sir... Sanjay sir... Sanjay sir...

Sanjay sir... Sanjay sir...

Tiwari... you here... - I...

I saw strange dreams.

What happened?

What happened? Who are you and why are you shouting again and again?

Then it was not a dream, Tiwari.

Who are you and why you are taking my name again and again?

I am Sanjay.

Was... - Was?

I am... I was...

Who are you? Where is Sanjay sir? And how did you come here?

Don't know.

Don't know, then get out.

No, no. I know. I am Sanjay's step sister.

Sanjay sir has no sister. No, sister...

I am his step sister and yesterday only have I come from America.

But I did not see you.

Yesterday night Shinde was on duty.

He must have seen me. Go and ask him only.

But where is Sanjay?

That is what I'm thinking. Where is Sanjay sir?

What are you talking?

Tiwari, listen. Sanjay sir has gone out for few days...

...and now I have to look after all this.

You give me some time. Now you go away from here.

He will come. - But will Sanjay sir come?

Yes. Tiwari, you go away.

What I was saying...

Tiwari you go. He will come.

Will he come?

Yes, he will come.

Then forget it.

Forget it! Girls of this generation!

Does being God give you the permission to do anything!

Now why don't You say something!

Sanjay... this is not a punishment.

It was necessary to make you realize the importance of women...

...and that is why we have given you this new body.

I don't want this new body. You please return me my body. Right now.

The body is mortal and soul is immortal.

It makes no difference whether the soul resides...

...in the body of a man or a woman.

Now the decision has been taken.

Now you have to obey it. Remain happy, dear.

No, no, God, you can't do this to me!

Hello, Shiv-ji. Hello. Hello...

Hello...

Who is that?

Shekhar... I am Sanjay I mean Sanjay's sister... Sanjana.

Sanjay's sister? Sanjay never said that...

If he had known. I mean we met yesterday only.

This is a long story, Shekhar. Can we meet at Leopold now?

Now? How about after one hour?

Okay.

But how will I identify you?

Even I cannot identify myself.

What?

I will identify you.

How does she know my name?

I can forget my wife's face but not hers.

Tiwari, henceforth I will go to give the newspaper at Sanjay sir's house.

Morning duty is mine.

Who the hell are you?

Inspector Patil, I want to lodge a complaint...

...for the murder of Mr. Sanjay Patel.

You write down the address.

Who else apart from you and Sanjay will know about Sanjay's murder?

Guess what? Sanjay is back. And he is standing before you.

What nonsense!

Lavleen, you are Punjabi! Shit!

I'd given a promise to my dying mother that...

...I will marry only a Gujarati girl.

Lavleen, I wish you were born in Gujarat.

There is such a vast difference between Punjab and Gujarat.

Shit! So heartbreaking!

Excuse me. Who told you all this?

You like strawberry flavor in ice-cream Who will tell me this?

Every month between 10th and 17th we only talk and nothing else.

Who will tell me this?

Sanjay can't teach or show this passion to anyone.

God has given me a new life to honour women.

But Lav, if I respect you then as my punishment I will be sent to hell.

I wish, Lav, that I had a heart like yours.

It would have been so easy to kill you to take my revenge.

Lav, you've survived.

Where is my car?

In the junkyard.

Shit! It wasn't there!

How have you kept your clothes! You are so careless.

The phone is dead since Friday. You should repair it.

Since when I've been telling you.

Sanjay...

What is this?

It's not possible.

Possible. Very possible.

Thank you. Sorry.

It's a lovely day.

All the clouds are grey.

It's a lovely day... full of...

It's a perfect day. Don't be afraid.

It's a lovely day... full of...

One drink with a piece of lemon. Thank you.

Shekhar... Sanjana.

Sanjay's sister, Sanjana.

Step sister.

Unfortunately we never met before. But where is Sanjay?

Actually last night there was a big problem with Lavleen.

He was stuck in a mess? I knew it.

I'd told him so many times not to lock horns with girls. Idiot!

Now let's see how he shows his face to me.

'If I tell him the truth then he will rebuke me.'

By the way, where is he?

Sanjay has gone to the Himalayas.

Why to Himalayas?

To do penance.

Sanjay and penance? No way.

He must have gone in search of some sage's daughter.

He was not so bad.

Thank you. You have insulted his name.

I'm surprised that without informing me.

No phone calls... no message. Strange.

He has left a message in the office. Let's go and check it.

Here we are.

I will just go to the washroom.

It's that side. - I know.

Sir, good morning.

Good morning, Suzi. Suzi, did Sanjay leave a note for me?

No, sir.

Yes?

Suzi, she is Sanjay's sister, Sanjana.

Hi.

Did Sanjay leave some message for me?

No, sir. He has left no message with me.

I thought he would have called you.

What is this?

There is a note. Shekhar.

Sorry, I am going without informing you for some urgent work.

I will be back after a month or two.

I have told everything to Sanjana.

While Sanjana is there, you won't feel any dearth. Sanjay.

But why is this so wet?

He was your close friend. Perhaps a few tears dropped on it.

And still they are not dried. He didn't love me so much.

Suzi.

Sanjay sir has gone.

It's okay, Suzi. It's okay.

These are tears of happiness. And I can't control it.

Sanjay wasn't so irresponsible.

Now what will happen to the account of Malhotra?

I will handle that. Can I meet the boss?

Okay.

Where is he?

Haridwar.

Haridwar. In this age... why?

Shekhar. - Yes, sir.

Shekhar, you do one thing.

Go to the cashier and take five lakh rupees.

I'll give you the address of a man.

You give him the snap of Sanjay. And tell him to send 4 guys to Haridwar.

Sir, it's futile. Sanjay is not going to come.

I am not telling him to bring back.

But I'll give him the money to finish him there only.

Sir...

I kept him here for one year.

I used to give him 4 glasses of buttermilk in a day.

Not from the company's account. From my own pocket.

Hoping that someday he'll get Malhotra's deal for me.

Sir, I can handle the deal of Malhotra. Sanjay has told me everything.

I think I can do it.

She's right, sir.

She is absolutely right.

Madam then Sanjay must have told you that this is his father's company.

So that you can come whenever you want to do time-pass.

O my God! Ma'am, this is the corporate world.

We're not here to sell vegetables.

If you don't have one vegetable then you can buy another one.

Shekhar, what is this drama?

Cell number of Malhotra is 982081252.

Annual publicity budget is 3 crores 75 lakhs...

...with the profit margin of 40o/o.

Till now Ad India agency used to handle their publicity.

Our quotation 3 crores 25 lakhs with the profit margin of 50o/o.

But... why am I explaining all this to you.

As you're not going to give me this job.

I'll call up Ad India agency. Maybe they have a vacancy there.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

One minute When are you starting the work?

She is good, sir.

Shall I call your home, Verma?

Hello. - Hi, Lav.

From where can I buy good girl's attires?

Sanjana, this is a difficult job.

And it will be a miracle to get the contact from Malhotra.

I do believe in miracles. See you later.

You will not give me a treat for my new job?

Okay. Come to my home at night along with a bottle of whisky.

You like blue color, don't you?

I'll buy a transparent negligee of blue colour.

You're trying to flirt.

No, no, I was just...

I know you. You can't do anything.

9 o'clock at Leopold.

Excuse me.

I like that.

Excuse me, ma'am. Can I help you?

Oh sure.

What will you help me with? - This one.

Oh beautiful!

This one.

I like that.

Hello.

Bill, please. - Sure.

There is no pocket in this. Just a second.

It is empty.

Won't you do this much for me?

Just ask, I can even lay down my life for you.

Excuse me, ma'am.

What? - I am the chairman of the...

Mehta-ji, I am in hurry. We'll talk later.

No entry, ma'am.

Why?

First you have to give the proof that Sanjay has given you...

...permission to stay here.

Okay. Finally the society security is becoming vigilant. Good. Good.

Take this. It's good.

Now people will stop entering other's houses.

Sanjay told me that in the absence of Mr. Prasad...

...everyday somebody barges into his house.

To meet Mrs. Prasad.

Sanjay knows that person.

We found the handwriting.

Then you gave trouble to madam unnecessarily.

No problem.

Mehta-ji, I heard that Mr. Prasad was a boxing champion.

If he comes to know about the man, then he will thrash him badly.

Shall I go now?

You go. I will see who troubles you henceforth. And this Tiwari...

That is fine. But who else apart from me goes to Mr. Prasad's house.

One fresh lime and a drink with a splash of lemon.

Sanjana actually I...

I know. I've ordered the drink for myself.

What a bomb!

Sanjana... don't you think you're a bit bold.

I think you are a fool.

Thank you.

Try this. - No, no. Sanjana... you know... I don't drink.

Try it, try it. - No, no.

One pack for Sanjay's sake. - I don't drink.

For Sanjay's sake. - That is fine.

For Sanjay's sake. - Sanjay.

Cheers. - Cheers.

Finish it off, buddy.

Shekhar, you are very clever man. - I?

Yes. You never used to drink with Sanjay.

And today a girl offered you a drink and you drank it.

Any way I am very lucky that I got a friend like you. Mother promise.

I am very unlucky that I got a friend like Sanjay.

Why?

Because if I will propose to his sister then he will come and beat me.

Sister of Sanjay... - You.

Yes. Sanjay's sister.

By the way, when is Sanjay going to return? I'm missing him.

There was a big tragedy with Sanjay.

Now he will not come. He is dead.

Hey! Shall I slap you?

Sorry. I mean... bad manners... sorry.

No. Don't say sorry to me. I love it.

I love it. There is somebody. I love it.

Excuse me. I'll just come.

Yes.

Hey, waiter. I want a drink with a splash of lemon. Go.

Hey, you want to dance with me?

Hey, you want to dance with me?

What is this?

Hello.

Who is she?

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Is she mad?

I like that.

Hi.

My mom had given me this bangle...

...and had told me to give it to her daughter-in-law.

It will fit your wrist perfectly. Come let us go home and try.

When were you released?

What?

From mental hospital. You idiot!

For the first time this line has ditched me.

My mom had given me a bangle...

Suzi. How can these girls manage their jungle like hair?

If you had to make me a girl, then couldn't you make me bald?

Suzi!

Yes, ma'am. Looking for something, ma'am?

Where is my diary?

Ma'am, even you are like Sanjay sir.

It is right before you and still you can't see it.

Is it necessary to open your mouth? - No, ma'am.

Suzi. - Yes, ma'am.

I am sorry.

Suzi, how do you handle this hair?

If someone is watching, then like this.

And if there is no one to see it, then I just trim it.

Good one. Fine.

Fix my appointment with a barber.

Barber?

I mean hair dresser.

Sure, ma'am.

Do you see? How much I respect woman.

This is what I've done my whole life.

You think that you know everything.

But you don't know that women are crazy for me. Watch this.

Hello

Shalu. I mean Shalini.

Yes, who is that?

Shalini, I am Sanjana and I am a writer.

I am writing a book on the personal life of the Ad agency professionals.

I heard that you know Mr. Sanjay Patel.

Yes.

I want to know your opinion about him.

Sanjay? Sanjay was the one who taught me the real meaning of love.

Oh. Really?

Yes. Only after my break off with him did I understand...

...that he is playing games of love with me.

The real meaning of love is different. Bastard!

I don't understand why these girls hate Sanjay so much.

Because he had affairs with so many girls.

I mean if he had been loyal with one girl only...

...then he would have received love.

Everyone's thinking is different.

Someone likes to play flute... while others like to play the orchestra.

Sanjana, being a girl you're talking like this.

I mean... sometimes your talks just confuse me.

Even I'm very confused. I've just been made a girl...

What? - Nothing. Look ahead and drive.

Yes?

Hi Lav.

Remember, you used to tell me...

...that you share a good rapport with Malhotra.

Yes. So?

I want you to fix up my appointment with him. Today at 4 o'clock.

In such a short notice. Sanjay, how?

The police arrive at a shorter notice than this.

What?

Look ahead and drive. I am safe till Shivratri.

I've not asked about you from God.

Shivratri? - Today at 4. Thank you.

He reached the same place. His face was unfamiliar.

Everyone was amazed.

When they came face to face.

When they came face to face, the same thing happened.

Stupid. - Not me, she...

She is good.

Sanjay had finalized her.

I know.

I like that.

Change. - Hi, Ramona.

Hi, Shekhar.

How is it going? - Fantastic.

Where's Sanjay? - Sanjay has got out of town for 2-4 days.

Oh. - By the way, she's Sanjana, Sanjay's...

Shekhar, come here.

Hi.

So missing Sanjay? - No, just like that.

How...

Your face reflects something altogether different.

So what is your opinion about Sanjay?

Sanjay. No matter how much of a cheap rascal he is...

...and he takes advantage of girls but he still has one virtue.

He had promised me that if I did something hanky panky...

...with him then he will give me this ad and he fulfilled his promise.

In case he does the same thing with you...

...then just think that he is your boyfriend and do it.

Even I'd tolerated him like this.

Ma'am. - Yeah. - Change.

Alright. See you then. - Yeah.

Did you send me on earth to hear all these things?

Shekhar. - Yes. - Let's go.

I'll call you.

Hello, sir. - Please, please, please.

Hang on. Yeah.

Are you okay, Sanjana?

Yes, sir.

Venkat. - Yes, sir.

Is the company facing losses this year?

Yes, sir. No, sir. Why, sir?

Because even biscuits used to be offered along with tea.

Good one, sir.

Anyway, she is Ms. Sanjana.

Hi. - Hello.

Sanjay has gone out for few days.

Till the time Sanjay returns, Sanjana will look after all his work.

Any question? - No, sir.

Sir, I've prepared the project report.

Sir, just a minute.

Sir, Sanjay couldn't fix up an appointment...

...in a whole year with that man...

...and you're appointing a new executive to handle that man's project.

And that too... sir, it is the question of crores of rupees.

And I think this year we should just forget about Malhotra project.

I don't think so. We will get the appointment and the project too, sir.

Really? - I've made the project report.

Sanjana-ji, if you don't mind then can I know...

...something about your background?

Ravi, actually...

I have four acres of land in Bhatinda.

Yesterday only I came to Mumbai after harvesting the sugarcane.

Very interesting.

I had heard that farmers love their fields very much.

Then how come you came here?

With the hopes that here I will find a man who is unfit for Mumbai...

...so that I could send him there to harvest the sugarcane.

So when do you want to go there?

Very interesting joke.

Sir, the appointment of Malhotra is confirmed.

Oh, very good.

I will have to leave right now. - Please go.

I will get you this project, sir. - Yes, yes.

I will get you this project. I will get you this project.

She is very strong.

Yes, sir. - Definitely, sir.

Hey, Sanjana.

Sorry for... was just doing my job.

It's okay.

By the way, I'm pleased to meet you.

If I were to show my honesty, then you'll go into a coma in sorrow.

I like your sense of humor.

By the way, previously I only was supervising Sanjay's project.

Oh.

I didn't know this.

Sanjana, you don't know most of the things and you need a briefing.

Let us do one thing. We will have dinner together at my home.

Great idea. Idea is great.

But I will have to take permission from my family.

Of course. By the way, who all are there in your family?

One husband... three small children.

I'll go and ask them. Excuse me.

Kids? - She's unmarried.

What?

Yeah. It feels bad, doesn't it? When a girl lovingly kicks you.

So sad. - Hey...

Excuse me.

One minute.

You are so sweet.

You were remembering me the whole night.

And you didn't sleep at all.

Tonight again you have to go for work?

Excuse me.

Yes?

I'm Ms. Sanjana. I want to meet Mr. Malhotra.

Just a sec. - Thank you.

Mr. Malhotra, Ms. Sanjana is here for the appointment.

Okay, sir. Please go inside.

Thank you.

Okay.

Yes?

Boys don't sleep at night only on two conditions.

If there is a final match between India and Pakistan...

...or if they are with a girl.

Listen to my advice. Don't trust him.

What?

You can't do office work at night.

Are you happy now?

What work do you do at night?

Hello.

Good afternoon, Mr. Malhotra.

Please sit. - Thank you.

I'll talk to you later.

Sir, I am from the Horseshoe Ad agency. So far your promotion...

Ad India used to handle it.

And you must also know that I'm satisfied with their work.

Yes, sir. But we're offering you a better deal. If you...

Look here Ms. Sanjana. I met you only on the saying of Lavleen.

And if now you...

Take me, I'm yours.

If you...

What will you have? Something cold or something hot?

Please come here. Please come and sit here. - Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

So tell me, what you are offering me?

Sir, less quotation than Ad India and plus a much better campaign.

Not to mention...

Not less.

I think you're much more than that Ad India gal.

Sanju - Yes. Sir.

Don't you think that such an important deal should...

...be discussed somewhere else and not in the office?

Take me, I'm yours.

Okay, sir. I will come to your residence.

Under this pretext, I'll meet bhabhi-ji too.

No, not bhabhi. Say sister. She has gone for a Europe tour.

Okay, sir. I will book a nice restaurant.

We can sit there and discuss the deal.

Sanju, restaurant doesn't have the feel of the home.

We will do one thing.

Tonight there is a party at my house. You be there.

Be there by 8 - 8:30. We'll discuss the deal there only.

How can we discuss the deal in the commotion of the party?

My house is very big.

We will find a place where there will be no commotion and disturbances.

There is so much pollution in Mumbai.

But there is greenery too. What a bomb!

We're unnecessarily wailing away our time here. - Why?

Yesterday only I'd gone to the dance bar. - See, that gal.

She's a sexy item. Let's go.

What a bomb shell!

What do you say about her hair? - Just like Juhi Chawla.

And her style of walking? - Kareena.

And look at her cheeks. - Just like Priety Zinta.

Her waist. - Sushmita.

You!

Pakiya.

Her punch is just like Sunny Deol.

Are these clothes?

What is wrong in these clothes?

There is a party at Malhotra's house.

If I were to wear these clothes then...

...I will look like the sweet dish after dinner.

More than the face, he gazes at the legs.

The bells of the temple used to ring in your mind...

...when you used to stare at girls.

Anyway, what do you want to wear for the party?

Anything. That doesn't expose the legs.

In that case...

I have the perfect dress for you.

Take me, I'm yours.

Hi.

Hello. - Hi.

Wow! What a sexy gal! - Do you want a punch!

Excuse me, ma'am. - Thank you. - You're welcome.

Look, I don't buy products. I buy companies.

Hello.

Yes? - Thank you.

Hello, hello. How are you?

There should be oxygen cylinder to breathe in this dress.

I'll see Lavleen later.

Take me.

'He looks like Prem Chopra.'

Hi, Sanju baby.

Hello, sir.

Not sir. My name is Prakash Malhotra.

People call me Dadoo lovingly.

Sir, I used to call my grandpa Dadu.

Not Dadu, Dadoo. You are looking great. Really fantastic.

It looks like God must have created you in leisure.

Wrong. He deleted something. He added something.

What? - Nothing, sir. Your house is beautiful.

This? This is nothing. The real d�cor is in the inside room.

It is too hot here.

Why don't we sit inside in the comfort...

...of the A.C. Room and discuss the deal?

Come on.

No, sir. It is too cold here. I was wondering...

Come on.

This way. Come.

Sir, shall I begin? Sir, I'll begin.

No, no. I'll begin and then later you can take over.

We will show a boy and girl in the park for our ad of clothes.

Quite interesting.

Yes, sir. Both are locking eyes with each other.

Yes. Continue. It is helping in building up the mood.

Sir, there is one more idea.

An old man and woman are sitting in the temple.

First one is okay.

No, sir. This one is better.

They are looking in the eyes of each other... I mean of God, in the temple.

Sanju, try to understand what I'm saying. Sanju, please.

No, no, sir. I'm listening to you. Sir!

Sir, my stomach is paining... I will just...

No, sir. - Take me, I'm yours.

Sir, I'll go to a doctor. - Sanju, listen to me.

All your pain will vanish, Sanju. - Bhabhi-ji, you?

I'll definitely get Mr. Mehta's project. - Yeah, yeah.

Hello, beautiful.

How was your meeting yesterday?

Nobody gives a cheque of 3.5 crores in the first meeting.

3.5 crores is nothing! If you ask then some people can even give their life.

How is your hubby? Shekhar was saying that he is not well.

Are you Arvind sir's brother-in-law?

No, why?

No. Only boss's relatives are paid for talking rubbish in the office.

I like that. Woman of substance. Lots of substance.

What is the harm in spending some time together... Sanju?

You understand me a bit. I'll understand you a bit.

Come on, Sanjana.

I'm just asking for an evening... the whole night...

This shoe is sufficient for the evening.

If you need one for the night, then I'll send it to you.

Good morning, ma'am.

What's so good about it?

Suzi. - Yes, ma'am.

Did you take an appointment from the hair dresser?

Ma'am. All the good hair dressers in the vicinity are booked for the week.

Why don't you continue with that...

If I continue the same thing for a week, then I'll get asthma.

I'm so fed up of all this. - What happened?

Suzi. How do you handle men?

Do you just blow them away?

I wish I was able to do it, ma'am.

These guys will never understand our problem.

If they are in our shoes, then they'll realize the pain of being a woman.

True.

Very true.

Will you drink the quota of 25 years in just one go?

Nice. - You drank mine too.

Why are you flaring up for nothing?

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

What will be fine?

That bloody sucker Malhotra...

...is more interested in me than the project.

When I say ad to him, he hears bed.

When I talk about the camera, he hears room.

These bloody men have harassed me like hell.

Not everyone is like that.

All rascals are the same.

Even we have feelings. Even we feel bad.

You know. I used to say the same thing again and again to Sanjay.

Every time.

Is it necessary for you to interfere? Can't you see that I'm sentimental?

When a girl is feeling emotional... then you should listen to her quietly.

The maximum thing you can do is to give her your shoulder.

I have two shoulders.

And bigger than him too.

You wile away your whole life in these things only.

Mine is bigger and his is smaller.

If you want to tell your size then talk about the heart.

If possible then make your heart big.

Let's go, buddy.

Let's have a small peg.

Buddy, you've become a drunkard. Let's go.

A small pack. - Now I'll bash you.

Excuse me.

Cheque. - Yes, ma'am.

Now do stop...

Bad.

Can I drop you somewhere?

Now even my heart has enlarged.

Now your hospital's bill also will be huge. Let's go, buddy.

Listen to me.