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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:40,438 # in a world where only cats were living 2 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:44,275 # where the heroes ran in short supply 3 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:47,903 # to a land so harsh and unforgiving 4 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:53,367 # rode a hero, the blazing samurai 5 00:01:53,409 --> 00:01:56,370 # when one town was found to be in danger 6 00:01:56,412 --> 00:01:59,999 # from the evil-doers dropping by 7 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:03,794 # who appeared? That brave, and mighty stranger 8 00:02:03,836 --> 00:02:07,506 # to save the day came the blazing samurai 9 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:12,511 # sent by the shogun with arrows and blowgun 10 00:02:12,553 --> 00:02:16,724 # his nunchucks could poke out an eye 11 00:02:16,766 --> 00:02:19,643 # trained in bushido the samurai's creedo 12 00:02:19,727 --> 00:02:21,479 # he mastered aikido 13 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,065 # he really was one awesome guy 14 00:02:24,982 --> 00:02:27,777 # he was legend with his sword a-swingin' 15 00:02:28,277 --> 00:02:31,655 # villains feared his fearsome battle cry 16 00:02:31,697 --> 00:02:35,451 # conquered hate with justice he was bringing 17 00:02:35,493 --> 00:02:37,953 # he took a stand to save the land 18 00:02:38,746 --> 00:02:44,627 # praise the blazing samurai # 19 00:02:48,839 --> 00:02:50,590 where did that come from? 20 00:02:50,799 --> 00:02:52,258 The title department! 21 00:02:53,384 --> 00:02:54,427 Yah! 22 00:03:01,309 --> 00:03:03,853 That blue should be more blue, blue. 23 00:03:04,062 --> 00:03:05,522 Huh? Oh! 24 00:03:05,688 --> 00:03:07,107 That's wrong. Ahh! 25 00:03:07,148 --> 00:03:09,776 You can't climb those. Start again. 26 00:03:11,152 --> 00:03:12,237 Do you like these? 27 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:13,321 No! Ahh! 28 00:03:15,365 --> 00:03:17,117 How's everything coming along? 29 00:03:17,158 --> 00:03:19,869 The shogun is coming to visit in one week. 30 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:21,663 Everyone knows he's trying to decide 31 00:03:21,704 --> 00:03:23,123 who his successor will be. 32 00:03:23,164 --> 00:03:25,625 And if I have anything to do with it, it'll be me. 33 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:29,796 I've spared no expense making this the grandest palace in the land. 34 00:03:29,838 --> 00:03:31,840 Imported mice to chase, 35 00:03:31,881 --> 00:03:33,883 fine couches to ruin. 36 00:03:33,925 --> 00:03:38,346 I even got first and second largest balls of yarn in the world. 37 00:03:38,388 --> 00:03:42,100 My, you have big balls. 38 00:03:42,142 --> 00:03:44,477 And the crown Jewel of the palace, 39 00:03:45,228 --> 00:03:46,980 my state-of-the-art bathroom. 40 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:49,858 Behold, the future! 41 00:03:50,692 --> 00:03:52,777 I call it the super bowl. 42 00:03:52,819 --> 00:03:55,488 Because that's what it is, a super bowl! 43 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:56,573 Impressive. 44 00:03:56,823 --> 00:03:58,575 I hope the shogun thinks so. 45 00:03:58,616 --> 00:04:02,119 The only thing left to solve is our little problem. 46 00:04:02,161 --> 00:04:04,037 - Kakamucho? - Precisely. 47 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,581 What do you do when you're a landlord 48 00:04:05,622 --> 00:04:07,916 and you have tenants you really hate? 49 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:09,751 You evict them. 50 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:12,212 But the town's been there for thousands of years. 51 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:15,340 I give you an order and you give me facts? Really? 52 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:19,094 The only fact I'm interested in is that that hairball of a town 53 00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:21,096 is ruining my magnificent view. 54 00:04:21,138 --> 00:04:22,890 We've got to wipe them off the map in order 55 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:24,892 to make this palace absolutely perfect. 56 00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:28,520 But what about the samurai that's there to protect them? 57 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:30,606 Just get rid of their samurai! 58 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:32,524 The fraidy cats will follow. 59 00:04:32,566 --> 00:04:35,736 But make sure it can't be traced back to me. 60 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:01,011 Bandits! 61 00:05:04,556 --> 00:05:07,434 You warn the others, I'll get the samurai. 62 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,770 Stranger danger! Stranger danger! 63 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:16,776 Stranger danger! What? 64 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,444 Stranger danger! Huh? 65 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,073 Stranger danger! Stranger danger! 66 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:33,084 Mr samurai, mr samurai! 67 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:38,130 Bad cats are coming. We need your help! 68 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,759 I've got this. I know exactly what to do. 69 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,333 Samurai! We're coming for you! 70 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,837 Bring it on, bandits! 71 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,672 Yah! 72 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,625 Ah! Oh no! Ah! 73 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,684 I know these events look dire, 74 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,355 but we must stand on our own four legs and fight. 75 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,398 This is our home. 76 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,818 It is the sacred place where our kittens were born, 77 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,739 and where we will one day join our ancestors. 78 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,949 In a shoebox buried behind the garage. 79 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,287 Dr katz, you have something to say? 80 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,373 No, I just got a hairball. 81 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,709 What we need is a samurai. 82 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,378 We still can't find the last one. 83 00:07:42,419 --> 00:07:44,463 We even put up posters. 84 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,677 What we need is a new samurai! 85 00:07:50,719 --> 00:07:52,179 Not it! 86 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,806 No! Think! 87 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,683 Where did we get our old samurai? 88 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:57,768 Samurais-r-us? 89 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,771 No! From the shogun! 90 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,107 So, why don't we ask the shogun to send us a new one? 91 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,360 Ok, I've got it. 92 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:10,072 Why don't we ask the shogun to send us a new one? Eh? 93 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,087 Work, work, work. Let's see... What's on the agenda today? 94 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,089 Cat fights on the western front. 95 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,925 Cat scratch fever breaking out in the east. 96 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:33,095 What's this? Our sacred soil has been soiled by a dog 97 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:34,471 who crossed the border? 98 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:37,057 Probably a border collie. 99 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,892 Fortunately he's been apprehended. 100 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,811 Oh well, you break the law, you pay the price. 101 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,313 It's not personal, it's just business. 102 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:44,940 And you know what they say, 103 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:47,733 there's no business like shogun business. 104 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:57,201 Well, spit it out! 105 00:08:58,244 --> 00:09:00,496 An urgent tweet from kakamucho. 106 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:02,206 Hmm... 107 00:09:02,248 --> 00:09:04,542 "Bandits ravaging village. Stop. 108 00:09:04,584 --> 00:09:06,502 We need a new samurai. Stop. 109 00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:09,297 This reign of terror has to stop. Stop." 110 00:09:09,338 --> 00:09:12,925 Ok, tell them I'll send someone right away. 111 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:17,472 Marmalade, marmalade, I need to make a call. 112 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,265 Get me what's-his-name. 113 00:09:19,307 --> 00:09:20,850 I have ika chu on line two. 114 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:23,269 Oh, good, good. Very good, yes, yes. 115 00:09:23,311 --> 00:09:25,646 Pika chu, how's it going? Pika chu, how's it going? 116 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:28,107 Peek-a-boo, how's it going? Peek-a-who, how's it going? 117 00:09:28,149 --> 00:09:29,192 Peek a you baby poo. 118 00:09:35,948 --> 00:09:37,158 Coo-ca roo. Scooby doo. 119 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,743 Slappy do. 120 00:09:40,161 --> 00:09:42,163 How's it going? 121 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:43,789 Pika chu, how's it going? 122 00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:46,667 It's ika chu, my divine fabulousness. 123 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:49,337 I'm so excited and grateful that you will honour me 124 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:52,590 with your presence for the unveiling of my latest creation. 125 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:54,800 I promise to amaze you. 126 00:09:54,842 --> 00:09:57,677 Listen, I gave you a call 'cause I just got this urgent 127 00:09:57,719 --> 00:10:00,096 appeal from the town of kakamucho. 128 00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:03,350 Seems they've been set upon by bandits! 129 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:07,479 Can't have ordinary law-abiding cats terrorised, can we? 130 00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:09,981 Of course we can't, your worshipfulness. 131 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:12,275 Well, I promised 'em we'd send a new samurai, 132 00:10:12,317 --> 00:10:14,778 and I'm putting you in charge of it, Nike shoe. 133 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,781 Oh sir, I'm so excited and grateful... 134 00:10:17,822 --> 00:10:20,575 Good, good. And don't forget, I'll be there next week 135 00:10:20,617 --> 00:10:21,910 to see my new palace. 136 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,204 Looking forward to you knocking my socks off! 137 00:10:24,246 --> 00:10:27,624 Hey, I'm going to have to put you on hold. Here, hold this. 138 00:10:30,544 --> 00:10:32,045 No, no, no! 139 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:34,339 Oh, this could ruin everything. 140 00:10:34,381 --> 00:10:36,591 Send a new samurai to kakamucho? 141 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,094 I just got rid of the last one! 142 00:10:39,177 --> 00:10:41,888 I have to do what the shogun says, but... 143 00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:45,267 In a way that will benefit me! 144 00:10:45,308 --> 00:10:47,602 Yes, that's it! I need a new plan. 145 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:51,147 But what can that plan be? 146 00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:53,358 Why am I asking you? 147 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,490 Alright, get up. It's time. 148 00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:03,243 Here, this is for you. 149 00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:04,869 - Oh, what's that for? - Oh, that. 150 00:11:04,911 --> 00:11:06,621 That's for your execution. 151 00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:09,790 What?! But I haven't done anything! Wh... I don't understand. 152 00:11:09,832 --> 00:11:11,542 You came to this country illegally. 153 00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:13,419 It's strictly "no dogs allowed". 154 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,337 Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs. 155 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,548 Wait, but dogs are lovable. How could you hate a dog? 156 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,925 My dad hated dogs and that's good enough for me. 157 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,719 It's not really based on logic. 158 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,470 It just feels right to hate, you know? 159 00:11:23,512 --> 00:11:25,723 Hey, makes sense to me. 160 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:28,350 Now severing number one. 161 00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:29,810 Number one. 162 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:32,771 Number one. 163 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,315 I don't wanna! 164 00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:35,649 What? I don't want to do that, 165 00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:36,942 I don't want to go up there. 166 00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:39,653 Ok then. You don't have to. Really? Thank you! 167 00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:42,656 Of course! I mean, what are we, barbarians? 168 00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:44,491 Archers! 169 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:47,786 I'm trying to think up here! 170 00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:49,663 I know you've got a lot of prisoners to kill, 171 00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:51,206 but please, can you keep it down? 172 00:11:51,248 --> 00:11:53,334 Sorry! Yeah, thank you! 173 00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,753 Huh? 174 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,966 There he goes! 175 00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,353 Yah! 176 00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:13,979 Hey, can't we just talk this out? 177 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:15,189 I don't speak dog! 178 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,816 But wait, we're communicating right now. 179 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,817 No, we're not! You just understood me. 180 00:12:19,859 --> 00:12:21,361 No, I didn't. 181 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,656 You should never have come here, dog! You don't belong! 182 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:27,825 There he is! 183 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:36,918 Phew! 184 00:12:42,757 --> 00:12:44,217 Dog-gone it! 185 00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:46,386 Plan... plan... 186 00:12:47,345 --> 00:12:50,098 What I need... yes! 187 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:54,143 I'll send the worst samurai in the entire world, 188 00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:55,520 and he'll do a terrible job. 189 00:12:55,561 --> 00:12:58,398 But where do you look for something truly bad? 190 00:12:58,439 --> 00:12:59,941 Wait! Please! 191 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:03,361 I only came to your country to learn to be a samurai! 192 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:08,366 As if a dog could ever become a samurai. Pft. Never! 193 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,618 A dog. A dog! Huh! 194 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,994 Hold your fire! 195 00:13:12,036 --> 00:13:13,079 Aww... 196 00:13:16,249 --> 00:13:17,291 Nice save. 197 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,502 Always happy to lend a hand. 198 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,880 Hi, there! Who's a good dog? 199 00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:25,633 Yeah, who's a good dog, who's a good dog? 200 00:13:25,675 --> 00:13:27,468 Does this mean you're not going to kill me? 201 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:28,553 On the contrary! 202 00:13:28,594 --> 00:13:31,972 Let's talk about what you can do for me. 203 00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:35,767 I am offering to make you the new samurai of kakamucho. 204 00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:38,270 Kakamucho? What's that? In the way. 205 00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:40,814 But that's not as important as you are 206 00:13:40,856 --> 00:13:43,400 at this lucky, lucky moment. 207 00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:45,402 Are you sure I'm ready to defend an entire town? 208 00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:48,029 Maybe I should start out as a mall samurai or... 209 00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:49,489 What?! 210 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,825 No, no! 211 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:54,828 Time to get my new samurai to kakamucho 212 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,164 so he can hurry up and die-eeve... 213 00:13:57,205 --> 00:13:59,291 Dive... right in! 214 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,462 Whoa, uh... 215 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:07,424 So do I get a... Badge or a certificate 216 00:14:07,466 --> 00:14:11,595 or you know, something official-like? 217 00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:13,138 Huh? 218 00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:20,979 There you go, makes it all official. 219 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:23,106 Wow! A samurai cup. 220 00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:25,859 Yes, they've all got one. Just show that around. 221 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:27,527 "Wow, he's got a cup! He's a samurai! 222 00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,196 We better do what he says." 223 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:30,864 Well, better get going. 224 00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:33,283 That town isn't gonna samurai itself. 225 00:14:34,618 --> 00:14:36,036 But I don't know where I'm going! 226 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:37,996 Don't worry, the horse knows. 227 00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:39,206 He's got GPS! 228 00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:42,583 Giddyup... positioning system! 229 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,461 Why are you sending the dog to defend kakamucho? 230 00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,837 They will kill him. 231 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:49,673 And the orphanage said you would never speak. 232 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,759 Yes, they will kill him. 233 00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,886 And killing an official samurai... 234 00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:55,679 Why, that's against the law! 235 00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:57,139 I would have to arrest all of them. 236 00:14:57,181 --> 00:15:01,352 And that would leave no one in the town where I want... 237 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:02,853 No one. 238 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,526 You did know where we were going. 239 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,571 It's the latest thing. It's called a gun. 240 00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:14,865 Is it dangerous? Don't be silly. 241 00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:18,828 Guns don't kill cats. Cars and curiosity kill cats. 242 00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:22,039 What's a car? Careful, you're being curious. 243 00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:23,457 He's coming, he's coming! 244 00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:31,423 Ya! 245 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:41,725 There he is! The new samurai! 246 00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:50,693 The new samurai is a d... 247 00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:51,860 He's a what? 248 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,529 The new samurai is a d... 249 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,241 The new samurai is a dong? 250 00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,036 "Welcome to kakamucho." 251 00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:06,082 Whew! Ok, here goes nothing. 252 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:18,177 Welcoming committee? Maybe this won't be so bad. 253 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:21,222 Ok, first day on the job. Make eye contact, smile... 254 00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:45,705 It's a dog! He's going to ruin everything! 255 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,124 Let's kill him before the new samurai arrives! 256 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,460 Sic him! 257 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,503 Whoa! Oof! 258 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,213 Get him! Tear him up! 259 00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:06,266 Sit! 260 00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:09,853 Now that's what I call "woking" the dog! 261 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:13,023 Yeah, 'cause she hit that dog with a wok! 262 00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:16,068 Uh, is he dead? 263 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:18,612 Hey, hey, see if he has any snacks in his pockets. 264 00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:22,699 Oh, it's a trick! 265 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,535 He's playing dead! Bad doggy! Dang it! 266 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,954 Sic him! Wait, wait. 267 00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,914 Can we just talk for one minute? Shut up, dog! 268 00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:32,542 I am the new samurai! I am! Look, here's my cup! 269 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,711 Let him have it! 270 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:35,963 Stop! 271 00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,756 He is the new samurai! 272 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,678 It says he's been appointed by the shogun himself! 273 00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,680 Well that is... wow. 274 00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:46,056 I did not see that coming. 275 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,434 Give me that! You must be confused, little girl. 276 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,981 Ugh! Well, this is certainly disappointing. 277 00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:55,148 What is? 278 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,984 I can't read. 279 00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,403 She's right. It's official. 280 00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,113 So, we cannot kill him? 281 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,240 - Yeah, no. - Aww! 282 00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:05,867 Yeah, I know, I know, we're all disappointed. 283 00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:07,536 But we can still hate him, right? 284 00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:10,372 - Absolutely. - Yay! 285 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,166 You are, number one, not a cat. 286 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,292 Number two, you are a dog, so that goes back 287 00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:18,546 to you not being a cat. And c, you are definitely 288 00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:20,965 not a samurai, because you are a dog, 289 00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:22,842 and that goes back to you not being a cat! 290 00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:25,678 Go back where you came from, car chaser! 291 00:18:26,095 --> 00:18:27,596 Again! What's a car? 292 00:18:27,763 --> 00:18:30,141 Stop being curious! You'll kill us all! 293 00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,644 Hi? 294 00:18:33,686 --> 00:18:35,855 Hi. 295 00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:38,357 Are you really a dog? 296 00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:39,900 Yes. I am a dog. 297 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,278 Told you. Hmmmm! 298 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,113 I didn't know dogs could be samurai. 299 00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:45,740 Well, they can, and I... 300 00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:46,949 Wait, why not? 301 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:49,827 Your sword's on backwards. No it's not, actually. 302 00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,287 Is it? 303 00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,913 Do you know how this is supposed to go? 304 00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:54,999 I know a few things about samuraiing. 305 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,876 Fair enough. How about I deputise you 306 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,753 as my official assistant? 307 00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:01,005 Bad dog! Don't talk to him! 308 00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:02,548 Did you touch him? 309 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,675 Time to use our hand sanitizers. 310 00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:09,638 No! No! No! Dog gammit! 311 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,767 What kind of a world do we live in where good and upright citizens 312 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:15,811 can't be counted on to kill someone just because they look different?! 313 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,272 We could try beating them up again. 314 00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,650 Only problem is they still have a samurai. 315 00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:24,445 You're kidding me, right? He's a labradork. 316 00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:26,863 Put his tail between his legs and let's finish this! 317 00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:37,332 Ok, here goes nothing. 318 00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,008 Ooh! 319 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,303 Ooh! 320 00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:52,222 Ow! 321 00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:55,100 Wow. 322 00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,732 Excellent! 323 00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:05,693 That's right, I'm a samurai now! 324 00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:08,029 Take that! Take that! 325 00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,572 Oh, yeah! 326 00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:12,534 Whoa! Oof! 327 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,670 How about a little nip? 328 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,005 A little catnip? 329 00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,882 Um, I don't think I... 330 00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,425 Fine, more for me. 331 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,678 Who are you? 332 00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:33,429 My friends call me jimbo. 333 00:20:34,472 --> 00:20:36,890 And since I have no friends... 334 00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:40,394 I guess... You can call me jimbo too. 335 00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:42,980 I guess that works either way. 336 00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:45,399 Well, jimbo, I'm Hank, 337 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,484 and I'm the new samurai. 338 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,404 New samurai, huh? 339 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,030 You know your sword's on backwards? 340 00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:54,867 Oh, and I suppose you know everything because you're a samurai? 341 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,201 Well, I know you're not. 342 00:20:56,243 --> 00:20:57,536 Why? Because I'm a dog? 343 00:20:57,578 --> 00:20:59,580 No. Because you're an idiot. 344 00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:03,125 No real samurai would be caught dead wearing that. 345 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,253 Is that a bathrobe? You get that from a hotel? 346 00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:08,589 You're not a samurai, are you? 347 00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:11,675 I know, right? I'm not! 348 00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:13,802 I came here to learn to be a samurai, 349 00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,846 and then I got this job, but I don't have 350 00:21:15,888 --> 00:21:17,681 the slightest idea what I'm doing. 351 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:20,142 Hey, is there a book? You know, an instruction manual, 352 00:21:20,184 --> 00:21:22,019 like "how to be a samurai"? 353 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,645 You mean "samurai for dummies"? Yes! 354 00:21:23,687 --> 00:21:26,023 No! That would be dumb. 355 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,071 Ow, ow, ow! 356 00:21:33,113 --> 00:21:35,616 Ok, that hurts! Ok, ow! Ah! 357 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,160 Ow! 358 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,295 Pffff! 359 00:21:49,337 --> 00:21:51,088 You better get out there. 360 00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:53,174 It's samurai time... 361 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,967 ..And you're the samurai, right? 362 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:58,012 Uh... it looks a little dangerous out there. 363 00:21:58,054 --> 00:22:01,015 Oh, yeah. Dangerous. That's nwa out there. 364 00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:03,059 Ninjas with attitude. 365 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,769 But you go ahead. It'll be great. 366 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,896 You are the samurai! 367 00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:11,317 Oh, look at that. It's that mean old lady. 368 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,860 Yes, it is. 369 00:22:12,902 --> 00:22:15,196 Now, I have to... Yes, you do. 370 00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,822 Maybe I can just go talk to them. Yeah! 371 00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:18,699 You know, work this out. You should do that. 372 00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:21,452 I will! You go reason with them. 373 00:22:26,165 --> 00:22:27,375 Uh... 374 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:28,834 Excuse me? 375 00:22:30,461 --> 00:22:32,630 Excuse me, please. 376 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,173 Excuse me! 377 00:22:36,842 --> 00:22:39,720 Get lost, dog. This is cat business. 378 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:43,683 Don't listen to him, you guys are doing a great job! 379 00:22:47,478 --> 00:22:49,730 Sword's still on the wrong side. 380 00:22:57,613 --> 00:22:59,155 My eyes are up here. 381 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,743 Oh, right in the eye! 382 00:23:06,371 --> 00:23:10,375 Interesting choice, using your face to block those punches. 383 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:13,211 I wouldn't have considered that. Yeah, well what do you know? 384 00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:15,171 Enough not to get my butt kicked. 385 00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:17,173 I gotta get some samurai training. 386 00:23:17,215 --> 00:23:19,426 Oh, I don't think training can help you. 387 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:21,553 It couldn't hurt! What am I supposed to do? 388 00:23:21,594 --> 00:23:24,514 If I were you, I would consider going home. 389 00:23:24,597 --> 00:23:26,057 Maybe being a lap dog. 390 00:23:26,308 --> 00:23:27,934 I can't leave. Sure you can! 391 00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:29,144 I've got nowhere else to go! 392 00:23:29,185 --> 00:23:31,187 It took everything I had to come here. 393 00:23:31,229 --> 00:23:34,149 Then it's "hey, get shot full of arrows or take this job", 394 00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:36,776 so here I am! I've got to make this samurai thing work! 395 00:23:36,818 --> 00:23:38,820 I have to. But first, I need to learn. 396 00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,697 Sounds like you need a mentor. 397 00:23:40,739 --> 00:23:42,532 Dog breath? 398 00:23:42,574 --> 00:23:43,992 Not mentos! 399 00:23:44,326 --> 00:23:47,495 Mentor! A teacher! To take you under his wing! 400 00:23:47,912 --> 00:23:49,914 Teach you all he knows, that kind of thing. 401 00:23:49,956 --> 00:23:51,583 That's exactly what I need. 402 00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:53,710 Perhaps a once-great samurai 403 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,171 who has fallen on hard times and maybe could use 404 00:23:56,212 --> 00:23:59,507 some help himself. But where would I find one? 405 00:24:02,969 --> 00:24:04,262 Hey, it's you! 406 00:24:04,304 --> 00:24:07,140 What? Get outta here! Who even made that? 407 00:24:07,182 --> 00:24:08,850 Don't believe everything you read. 408 00:24:08,892 --> 00:24:10,851 This is traditionally the place in a movie 409 00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:13,103 where the hero meets his big opportunity! 410 00:24:13,145 --> 00:24:15,230 You're my guy. C'mon, train me! 411 00:24:15,272 --> 00:24:17,691 But you're a dog. Is that that what's bothering you? 412 00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:20,152 There's a lot about you that's bothering me. 413 00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:22,112 Like, for instance, how you got here. 414 00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:23,530 It wasn't easy, that's for sure. 415 00:24:23,572 --> 00:24:25,741 I had to cross impassable seas, 416 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,077 unclimbable mountains, 417 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,454 and really nasty midtown traffic. 418 00:24:31,955 --> 00:24:34,291 But why do you want to be a samurai? 419 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:38,712 I was always the runt. Everybody always picked on me. 420 00:24:38,754 --> 00:24:40,964 I lived in a bad neighbourhood in a bad part of town 421 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,883 full of bad dogs. 422 00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:10,911 But this day, something awesome happened. 423 00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:13,664 He moved almost faster than your eye could see. 424 00:25:24,173 --> 00:25:26,300 Oh! 425 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,932 Whoa! Ahh! 426 00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:41,649 And then he was gone. 427 00:25:42,358 --> 00:25:45,445 A samurai in a strange land took the time to help... 428 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,531 ...me. 429 00:25:48,573 --> 00:25:50,158 That's why I came here. 430 00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,118 To learn to be just like him. 431 00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:53,828 I even kept his sword. 432 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:57,957 I've been wondering where that went. Thank you! 433 00:26:02,462 --> 00:26:04,797 Wait a minute. That's your sword? 434 00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:06,757 Then that means you're... 435 00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:09,385 I don't want to talk about it. 436 00:26:11,053 --> 00:26:12,805 But... will you train me? 437 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,975 Nope. Why? Because you're so busy? 438 00:26:16,017 --> 00:26:18,144 No. Because you're so brainless. 439 00:26:18,186 --> 00:26:20,104 Argh! But I showed you my movie! 440 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,398 The whole flashback thing! I don't believe it! 441 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,941 Ugh, I'm outta here. 442 00:26:25,693 --> 00:26:27,945 And I never want to see you again. 443 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,115 Ugh! 444 00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:41,124 You! How much did you hear? 445 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:44,044 Samurai Hank needs your help. 446 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,880 Are you not bound by your samurai oath to help him? 447 00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:49,716 You mean the one that says I can't turn my back on those in need? 448 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:51,593 Yeah, that one. 449 00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:53,929 No. 450 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,056 Maybe. 451 00:26:56,097 --> 00:26:57,224 That's not what... 452 00:26:57,265 --> 00:27:02,187 Stupid oath! 453 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,814 The cuteness is strong with this one. 454 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,944 What's this? 455 00:27:08,985 --> 00:27:14,032 It is a contract between a student, you, and a teacher, me. 456 00:27:14,074 --> 00:27:15,825 Uh, why do we need a contract? 457 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,827 Because at this moment, it would be so nice 458 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,329 if I weren't here. 459 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,957 And if you break this contract, I won't be. 460 00:27:21,998 --> 00:27:24,000 Besides, it's very straightforward. 461 00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,794 You swear to be brave, honourable, 462 00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:27,546 protect those in need, not seek glory, 463 00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:31,341 finish what you started, and always obey your master. 464 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,968 The samurai oath! Yes. 465 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:37,347 And if you break it, our contract is broken and you go home. 466 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,391 Ok, should I have my attorney look at this... 467 00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:42,893 We don't have that kind of time. Now sign here. 468 00:28:00,744 --> 00:28:02,580 Defend yourself! What... 469 00:28:02,621 --> 00:28:04,331 What am I supposed to do with a stick? 470 00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:07,418 Lesson one: It is not so important what you do, 471 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:09,920 as it is important that you do something. 472 00:28:09,962 --> 00:28:13,215 A warrior has cat-like reflexes. I'm not a cat, I'm a dog! 473 00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:15,050 Nobody's perfect. 474 00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:17,011 Ouch! 475 00:28:17,052 --> 00:28:18,512 Ahh! 476 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:20,973 Wait! That music! 477 00:28:22,224 --> 00:28:24,101 Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it? 478 00:28:24,143 --> 00:28:26,437 Hey, can't we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good? 479 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,480 No! This is my favourite part. 480 00:28:28,814 --> 00:28:30,274 The part where you suffer. 481 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,911 Cross the river. Any way you can. 482 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,216 To a cat, nothing is unclimbable. 483 00:28:57,258 --> 00:28:59,177 Did I mention I wasn't a cat? 484 00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:02,263 Just make it to the other side of the wall, 485 00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:04,557 then you will be ready. 486 00:29:08,269 --> 00:29:09,937 Wanna gimme a hand? 487 00:29:12,023 --> 00:29:13,733 Very funny... ahh! 488 00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:15,276 Don't forget to land on your... 489 00:29:17,111 --> 00:29:18,571 ..Feet. 490 00:29:29,999 --> 00:29:31,834 Whoa! 491 00:29:34,128 --> 00:29:35,588 Nope. 492 00:29:38,007 --> 00:29:39,467 Nope. 493 00:29:40,593 --> 00:29:41,969 Ha! 494 00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:43,763 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 495 00:29:45,473 --> 00:29:47,475 Haha... nope! 496 00:29:48,685 --> 00:29:50,311 Huh? 497 00:29:52,772 --> 00:29:54,482 Ha! 498 00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:11,373 I'm starting to think you don't know what you're doing. 499 00:30:11,415 --> 00:30:13,333 I know exactly what I'm doing. 500 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:14,793 I'm talking about training. 501 00:30:14,835 --> 00:30:16,420 You said you could make me a samurai. 502 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,130 I can 'make' you a pizza. 503 00:30:19,256 --> 00:30:21,758 But I cannot make you into anything. 504 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,094 That power is only within yourself. 505 00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:27,305 You said you would help me. Not just whack me with stuff! 506 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:30,142 I've been whacked my whole life. That's why I came here! 507 00:30:30,183 --> 00:30:31,935 To learn to be a samurai! 508 00:30:33,437 --> 00:30:36,148 Mmm... you want glory. 509 00:30:36,189 --> 00:30:38,150 You know nothing of being a true samurai. 510 00:30:38,191 --> 00:30:39,860 I'm starting to think you don't either! 511 00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:43,822 And you know what? I don't even believe you are a real samurai! Ha! 512 00:31:04,593 --> 00:31:05,844 So, what happened to you? 513 00:31:05,886 --> 00:31:08,930 How did you go from being a samurai to a washed up loser 514 00:31:08,972 --> 00:31:10,807 who drinks too much catnip, 515 00:31:10,849 --> 00:31:13,018 has an obvious weight problem, 516 00:31:13,059 --> 00:31:15,479 no real friends to speak of, is pre-diabetic... 517 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,021 That's enough! 518 00:31:18,355 --> 00:31:20,941 There was a time I was chief bodyguard 519 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,987 of a very important official named toshiro tyfune. 520 00:31:25,321 --> 00:31:28,240 He was a real cool cat, with greatness ahead of him. 521 00:31:28,282 --> 00:31:29,992 Is this a flashback? Don't interrupt me. 522 00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:31,660 If it's a flashback try the projector, 523 00:31:31,702 --> 00:31:34,330 it really brings the thing to life. I don't need the projector. 524 00:31:34,371 --> 00:31:37,458 It's an old-fashioned remembering, now stop interrupting! 525 00:31:39,752 --> 00:31:42,296 We had been summoned to a meeting late one night. 526 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,091 It was all very mysterious. 527 00:31:47,384 --> 00:31:49,053 Just didn't feel right. 528 00:32:16,121 --> 00:32:17,498 It's an ambush, get down! 529 00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:24,588 Ahh! 530 00:32:33,847 --> 00:32:35,306 Happy birthday? 531 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:43,648 I not only ruined the biggest night of his life, 532 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:45,775 I spayed and neutered his in-laws. 533 00:32:47,318 --> 00:32:48,987 I broke my samurai oath. 534 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:50,905 I was shamed. 535 00:32:51,489 --> 00:32:53,032 That's why I left. 536 00:32:57,829 --> 00:33:00,915 I'll make you a deal. We'll help each other. 537 00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:06,713 Not helpful. 538 00:33:33,823 --> 00:33:35,992 Today, we begin something new. 539 00:33:37,702 --> 00:33:40,787 I have learned I cannot teach a dog to be a cat. 540 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:46,710 What I must do is teach a dog to be a better dog. 541 00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:47,794 What's that? 542 00:33:47,836 --> 00:33:50,255 The blindfold is to help you focus. 543 00:33:50,589 --> 00:33:52,049 Ah. Now, listen. 544 00:33:52,382 --> 00:33:55,135 Tell me what you hear. I hear you talking... 545 00:33:55,177 --> 00:33:56,219 And moving. Good. 546 00:33:56,261 --> 00:33:58,388 I hear a bird. 547 00:33:58,430 --> 00:34:00,515 That's it. I smell flowers, actually. 548 00:34:00,557 --> 00:34:03,185 Dogs have a keen sense of smell and excellent hearing. 549 00:34:03,226 --> 00:34:05,312 I hear a dragonfly. 550 00:34:07,272 --> 00:34:08,774 I smell wood burning. 551 00:34:09,232 --> 00:34:12,027 I smell tea brewing. 552 00:34:13,362 --> 00:34:14,738 Hey, are you making nachos? 553 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,991 'Cause someone just cut the cheese. 554 00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:21,161 Lesson over. Well done. 555 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,251 In battle as in life... 556 00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:31,004 A samurai strives to maintain his balance. 557 00:34:31,046 --> 00:34:32,089 Ha! Oh! 558 00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:38,261 And always defeats strength with smart. 559 00:34:49,147 --> 00:34:50,606 I can dig it! 560 00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:55,778 You must control your fear, or fear will control you. 561 00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:06,872 It is a dance in which a samurai controls his space and his body. 562 00:35:06,914 --> 00:35:08,290 Ah! 563 00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:22,179 Whoa! What are you learning? 564 00:35:22,263 --> 00:35:24,598 I don't like sticks as much as I used to? 565 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,392 What are you learning in here? 566 00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:28,894 It's not the size of the dog in the fight, 567 00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:30,730 it's the size of the fight in the... 568 00:35:30,771 --> 00:35:34,567 No! It is the size of the dog in the fight! 569 00:35:34,608 --> 00:35:37,319 A big dog has fewer problems. Let me demonstrate. 570 00:35:37,361 --> 00:35:38,696 Hold this. 571 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,702 See? That wouldn't happen to a big dog! 572 00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:51,625 We're still behind schedule! 573 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,420 The shogun will be here within three days! 574 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:00,759 Oops. 575 00:36:02,677 --> 00:36:04,763 Ahh! 576 00:36:07,057 --> 00:36:09,976 I'm surrounded by imbeciles, complete morons. 577 00:36:10,018 --> 00:36:11,770 It must be so hard for you, 578 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:14,439 the Patience and kindness that you show. 579 00:36:14,481 --> 00:36:17,233 Ohga, don't take this the wrong way, ok? 580 00:36:17,358 --> 00:36:21,946 But you are a total failure and a major disappointment. 581 00:36:21,988 --> 00:36:23,073 No offence. None taken. 582 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,241 Constructive criticism is always welcome... 583 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:29,704 Shh. I didn't expect much of you, and you still disappointed me. 584 00:36:30,163 --> 00:36:32,540 Listen, the cats of kakamucho 585 00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:35,460 are no closer to leaving than when we started. 586 00:36:35,502 --> 00:36:37,212 If you can't get the job done, 587 00:36:37,253 --> 00:36:40,965 perhaps it's time for a real professional. 588 00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:43,009 Send in the beast! 589 00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,351 Now get out. 590 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,260 Ooh! 591 00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:53,370 Hmm... 592 00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:57,833 Ahh! 593 00:38:24,525 --> 00:38:25,985 Ommm! 594 00:38:28,696 --> 00:38:30,573 Ugh! Do you mind? 595 00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,325 You're harshing my mellow. 596 00:38:32,366 --> 00:38:33,826 Oh, sorry. 597 00:38:34,118 --> 00:38:36,662 Teach me something! How about Patience? 598 00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:38,623 Come on, teach me anything! 599 00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:42,084 Seriously, let's do this! I'm ready for it. 600 00:38:42,251 --> 00:38:44,503 How about these? You're not ready for those. 601 00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:47,131 How hard could it be? Yah! Hwah! 602 00:38:49,884 --> 00:38:52,720 - Ow! - Samurai Hank! 603 00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:54,847 Sumo is in town! What's a sumo? 604 00:38:55,097 --> 00:38:58,768 He's a giant. Samurai Hank, you have to do something! 605 00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:04,732 Right. Oh-ho no! No, no, no, no, no way! 606 00:39:04,774 --> 00:39:06,859 You are not ready, not even close. 607 00:39:06,901 --> 00:39:10,238 Ok, then we'll go together. No, no, no! Not my job. 608 00:39:10,279 --> 00:39:12,949 Not my fight, and you are not prepared. 609 00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:15,368 So, is someone going to do something?! 610 00:39:15,409 --> 00:39:16,994 Yeah, is someone gonna do something? 611 00:39:17,036 --> 00:39:19,705 No, someone's not! 612 00:39:27,213 --> 00:39:28,673 Ugh! 613 00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,515 You know, she's gonna go over there. 614 00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:41,476 Not my student. Not my problem. 615 00:39:56,116 --> 00:39:58,368 Sword! 616 00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:03,832 Ahh! 617 00:40:03,873 --> 00:40:06,376 Hi-yah! 618 00:40:07,836 --> 00:40:09,296 Ha! 619 00:40:11,423 --> 00:40:13,008 Ahh! 620 00:40:16,344 --> 00:40:18,888 Hi-yah! 621 00:40:20,098 --> 00:40:21,558 Ahh! 622 00:40:31,776 --> 00:40:33,820 Ha! 623 00:40:35,196 --> 00:40:37,449 What are you doing? I had him! 624 00:40:37,490 --> 00:40:39,617 I know you did, but this is kinda my job. Ugh! 625 00:40:39,659 --> 00:40:41,745 I could totally take that guy! 626 00:40:47,207 --> 00:40:49,084 You should know that I am a highly trained, 627 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:51,045 mostly trained warrior, 628 00:40:51,086 --> 00:40:54,089 skilled in the ways of karate and swordplay 629 00:40:54,131 --> 00:40:55,382 as well as musical theatre. 630 00:40:55,424 --> 00:40:57,718 In your own best interest, you should surrender... 631 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,511 You're under arrest! Ha! 632 00:41:06,518 --> 00:41:09,521 Wait! Uh, you've got something on your... 633 00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:15,194 Ahh! 634 00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:20,699 Sumo have edamame bean on face. 635 00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:23,869 Sumo very allergic. 636 00:41:23,911 --> 00:41:25,829 So, we're all good then? Ha! 637 00:41:27,498 --> 00:41:28,957 Jimbo? 638 00:41:29,249 --> 00:41:32,252 Is your plan to let him hit you until he gets tired? 639 00:41:32,294 --> 00:41:34,380 Maybe. Bold plan. 640 00:41:36,423 --> 00:41:38,133 Ah, here he comes! 641 00:41:38,175 --> 00:41:40,427 # you can do it 642 00:41:41,845 --> 00:41:44,056 # you've got this... 643 00:41:47,684 --> 00:41:50,229 # ..Don't give up now 644 00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:51,313 # you can win # 645 00:41:51,355 --> 00:41:53,357 you wanted to be a samurai. Fun, isn't it? 646 00:41:53,399 --> 00:41:54,441 Go get 'em! 647 00:41:54,691 --> 00:41:56,150 You can do it, Hank! 648 00:41:56,901 --> 00:42:00,446 # stand your ground # 649 00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:02,073 ahh! 650 00:42:08,246 --> 00:42:09,705 Hoo-ah! 651 00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:15,128 # you can do it 652 00:42:16,796 --> 00:42:18,089 # you've got this # 653 00:42:18,131 --> 00:42:19,882 he's told you his weakness. 654 00:42:19,924 --> 00:42:22,510 Remember, you defeat strength with smart. 655 00:42:22,552 --> 00:42:24,387 Now get back out there! 656 00:42:25,471 --> 00:42:28,266 Ahh! # don't give up # 657 00:42:32,353 --> 00:42:34,147 head in the game, Hank! 658 00:42:34,188 --> 00:42:36,899 Ahh! 659 00:42:42,155 --> 00:42:45,992 # don't give up now 660 00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:47,660 # you can win # 661 00:43:01,299 --> 00:43:04,093 # stand your ground 662 00:43:04,135 --> 00:43:05,595 # 'til the end # 663 00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,763 huh? 664 00:43:11,975 --> 00:43:13,143 Yeah! 665 00:43:13,185 --> 00:43:17,230 That just happened! I'm a bad dog! 666 00:43:18,982 --> 00:43:21,109 Did you see what I just did there? It was beautiful! 667 00:43:21,151 --> 00:43:23,737 Mm-hmm, and I would say congratulations, 668 00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:26,114 but since you're already doing that yourself... 669 00:43:26,156 --> 00:43:27,240 Let's get him to a doctor. 670 00:43:27,282 --> 00:43:29,367 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Gotta do that. 671 00:43:29,409 --> 00:43:31,453 I might have really hurt him, I mean, look at him! 672 00:43:34,247 --> 00:43:35,624 Yah! 673 00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:40,378 Yah! 674 00:43:46,676 --> 00:43:48,678 Hmm... 675 00:43:49,804 --> 00:43:51,348 Did that hurt? 676 00:43:51,389 --> 00:43:53,558 Didn't feel a thing. 677 00:43:56,353 --> 00:43:59,272 What about that? Hmm... nope. 678 00:44:00,982 --> 00:44:02,442 Huh? Uh... 679 00:44:04,027 --> 00:44:06,363 Hey, listen. Sorry I had to do all this to you. 680 00:44:06,404 --> 00:44:08,782 Sometimes I'm surprised by my own strength. 681 00:44:08,823 --> 00:44:10,492 There's a new sheriff in town, alright? 682 00:44:10,534 --> 00:44:13,411 Better not let me catch you breaking the law again, you feel me? 683 00:44:16,581 --> 00:44:19,833 You're free to go. No one ever beat sumo before. 684 00:44:20,668 --> 00:44:23,170 No one ever nice before. 685 00:44:23,212 --> 00:44:25,130 Now have feelings for Hank. 686 00:44:26,257 --> 00:44:30,177 Sumo want to live in kakamucho with Hank. 687 00:44:30,219 --> 00:44:32,513 Well, who doesn't? Safe town like this one 688 00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:34,807 with great law enforcement? Ow! 689 00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,308 Psst! It's for you. 690 00:44:40,604 --> 00:44:42,982 I wanted to say thank you for defeating sumo. 691 00:44:43,023 --> 00:44:45,234 And you are welcome. Only one thing... 692 00:44:45,276 --> 00:44:47,695 We can never talk on the street or anything like that. 693 00:44:47,736 --> 00:44:50,072 You know, just wouldn't look right, you being a... 694 00:44:50,114 --> 00:44:51,865 You know. Yeah. I gotcha. 695 00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:53,450 Here! 696 00:44:56,287 --> 00:44:58,455 Thank... you. You're Chuck, right? 697 00:44:58,497 --> 00:45:00,040 Mmm, no... 698 00:45:00,082 --> 00:45:02,459 Chuck! We have to go! 699 00:45:02,501 --> 00:45:04,044 I have to go. 700 00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:09,300 Samurai Hank? 701 00:45:09,425 --> 00:45:11,719 We wanted to give you something. 702 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,220 We? 703 00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:16,682 So... your mom wanted to throw me a bone? 704 00:45:16,724 --> 00:45:18,809 No. My mom said to hand it to you. 705 00:45:18,851 --> 00:45:21,687 Now, why would she do that? Well, if I threw it, 706 00:45:21,729 --> 00:45:23,647 it might get on the ground all dirty and icky. 707 00:45:23,689 --> 00:45:26,442 No, what I meant is why would she want to give me something? 708 00:45:26,483 --> 00:45:28,235 To thank you for saving our town. 709 00:45:28,277 --> 00:45:31,362 You are the best dog samurai I have ever seen. 710 00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:33,364 I am the only dog samurai you have ever seen. 711 00:45:33,406 --> 00:45:35,366 But I gotta say, you're kinda right. 712 00:45:35,408 --> 00:45:38,828 I am mighty impressive, as far as samurais go. 713 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:44,000 Are you all finished? 'Cause it's getting late, 714 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,002 and samurai needs his sleep. 715 00:45:58,931 --> 00:46:01,267 Really looks like things are turning around for me, eh? 716 00:46:01,309 --> 00:46:03,603 You got lucky, kid. Don't let it go to your head. 717 00:46:03,645 --> 00:46:05,104 Luck? Please... 718 00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:08,191 I should be registered as a lethal weapon. 719 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,903 Pride goeth before a fall. 720 00:46:13,488 --> 00:46:15,490 What do you mean, your ninjas are afraid? 721 00:46:15,531 --> 00:46:18,034 Um... since that dog defeated sumo, 722 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,495 none of my cats want to... The shogun will be here 723 00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:23,247 in two days! I don't care if your ninja are afraid, 724 00:46:23,289 --> 00:46:25,917 take them down to that road block of a town 725 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:30,046 and really, just, ugh! 726 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:32,507 You know what I've done? Your hair and a catty-pedi? 727 00:46:32,548 --> 00:46:33,591 Yes, but no. 728 00:46:33,633 --> 00:46:37,345 I've outsmarted my own self by employing that dog. 729 00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:41,515 Oh, nice. Me likey. 730 00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:45,686 The problem with the good citizens of kakamucho is... 731 00:46:45,727 --> 00:46:48,230 There are too many good citizens in kakamucho. 732 00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:51,400 It's time to take care of this mutt myself 733 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:54,319 with the ultimate weapon: Me! 734 00:46:54,361 --> 00:46:56,154 Ugh. 735 00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:04,871 Sumo, like butterfly that was once caterpillar, 736 00:47:04,913 --> 00:47:06,415 fly like dandy-lion. 737 00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:08,583 It's a hat. 738 00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,128 And this one's a boat! That is really good! 739 00:47:16,591 --> 00:47:19,428 Oops, that was the hat. What did you make? 740 00:47:19,594 --> 00:47:21,054 A swan. 741 00:47:21,596 --> 00:47:23,724 And some other stuff. 742 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,477 Oh wow, that's amazing. 743 00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:30,772 You can make anything out of folded paper. 744 00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:34,818 Alright, make me a sandwich. It's not a sandwich, but here... 745 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,445 I made you something. 746 00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,447 For good luck. 747 00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:39,573 It looks like me. 748 00:47:39,614 --> 00:47:42,826 It will always remind you of who you are. 749 00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:46,455 Who you are? Let's concentrate on who you are not! 750 00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,248 And that would be a samurai! 751 00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:50,834 Come on, jimbo. We're just enjoying a beautiful day. 752 00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:53,544 The sun is shining, birds are singing. 753 00:47:53,586 --> 00:47:56,672 And besides, I deserve a break for taking care of sumo. 754 00:47:56,714 --> 00:47:58,007 I mean, just look at him. 755 00:47:58,048 --> 00:48:00,176 Butterfly, aww! 756 00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:01,802 That's just the point, 757 00:48:01,969 --> 00:48:06,307 you have one little itsy-bitsy, tiny weeny bite of success... 758 00:48:06,348 --> 00:48:07,975 I'm sorry, tiny what? Tiny what, what? 759 00:48:08,017 --> 00:48:09,059 What? What? 760 00:48:09,101 --> 00:48:11,145 What? 761 00:48:11,187 --> 00:48:14,356 The point is, this is no time for celebrating! 762 00:48:14,607 --> 00:48:17,026 It's time to double your efforts and train even harder! 763 00:48:17,067 --> 00:48:18,486 Now, get to it! 764 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:36,295 Hank! My brawling, battling hero! 765 00:48:36,337 --> 00:48:38,172 Oh, sorry. I'm not bothering you. Am I? 766 00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,466 No, no, no, I was just, you know, getting a work out in. 767 00:48:40,508 --> 00:48:43,052 Sure. Cor! Very impressive, 768 00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:46,138 you defeating sumo, oh, wow! 769 00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:48,766 Aw, it was nothing. Ah, sure it was... 770 00:48:49,058 --> 00:48:51,393 Nothing. Anyway, I came here 771 00:48:51,435 --> 00:48:53,395 to invite you out on the town to celebrate. 772 00:48:53,437 --> 00:48:55,272 Tonight, I'm taking you 773 00:48:55,314 --> 00:48:57,566 to the most exclusive club in the country. 774 00:48:57,608 --> 00:48:59,819 Even the members aren't allowed in. 775 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,278 Wow! Thank you! But I can't go, I... 776 00:49:02,779 --> 00:49:05,698 I promised my teacher I'd stay focused on my training. 777 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,575 Right. Sounds like your teacher is someone 778 00:49:07,617 --> 00:49:10,995 who's unhappy and wants everyone else to be unhappy too. 779 00:49:11,037 --> 00:49:13,498 You know? Do you like fun? You like fun, don't you? 780 00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:15,458 Of course I like fun! Fun is so fun! 781 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,878 Fun is fun, isn't it? The clue is in the word. 782 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,382 Drive! Bye! See you later! Have fun. 783 00:49:24,676 --> 00:49:26,803 It's just one night. It's not a big deal. 784 00:49:26,845 --> 00:49:28,304 It is a big deal. 785 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:30,306 It's the only deal. 786 00:49:30,348 --> 00:49:31,808 You committed to me to go to the end, 787 00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:33,476 and I did the same for you. 788 00:49:33,518 --> 00:49:36,062 You are breaking your word. 789 00:49:36,104 --> 00:49:37,689 I am not breaking my word. 790 00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:39,649 We can start training again tomorrow. 791 00:49:39,691 --> 00:49:42,026 But tonight, I'm going to have some fun with my boss. 792 00:49:42,068 --> 00:49:44,320 I am your boss. What? 793 00:49:44,362 --> 00:49:47,115 I am your boss! 794 00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:49,617 My boss? I tell you what to do, 795 00:49:49,659 --> 00:49:50,785 and you do it. 796 00:49:50,827 --> 00:49:52,537 I thought you were my friend. 797 00:49:52,579 --> 00:49:54,747 I am your teacher. Your mentor. 798 00:49:55,748 --> 00:49:58,835 As I told you when we met, I am not your friend! 799 00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:01,796 A samurai has only duty, not friends! 800 00:50:02,338 --> 00:50:05,174 Not my friend? Well, that just sounds sad. 801 00:50:05,216 --> 00:50:07,385 Like someone who is unhappy and wants everyone else 802 00:50:07,427 --> 00:50:08,678 to be unhappy too! 803 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:12,599 Well, I don't want to be unhappy! I'm gonna go have some fun. 804 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,892 I hope you succeed in having fun, 805 00:50:15,642 --> 00:50:19,855 because you have failed in everything else. 806 00:50:19,897 --> 00:50:21,815 You know a lot about failure, don't you? 807 00:50:21,857 --> 00:50:25,235 I defeated the unbeatable sumo in battle and saved the town! 808 00:50:25,277 --> 00:50:28,196 You can't even get a birthday party right. 809 00:50:28,530 --> 00:50:30,324 Don't wait up. 810 00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:05,275 Bow and wow. This place is awesome. 811 00:51:05,317 --> 00:51:07,152 Where are you going? 812 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,655 Um... end of the line? Are you kidding? 813 00:51:09,696 --> 00:51:12,908 Hank, don't you get it? There are no lines for you. 814 00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:16,954 You are samurai Hank, the hero of kakamucho! 815 00:51:16,995 --> 00:51:20,749 Oh, my god! That's samurai Hank! The hero of kakamucho! 816 00:51:22,668 --> 00:51:24,252 Vip? What's that mean? 817 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:26,504 V-i-p. Very important pooch. 818 00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:29,757 After you. I-I don't have any ID. 819 00:51:30,216 --> 00:51:34,053 You have something better than ID, you have celebrity! 820 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,388 Wait! 821 00:51:35,429 --> 00:51:36,889 Can I have your autograph, Hank? 822 00:51:36,931 --> 00:51:38,766 Um... sure? 823 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,105 Now this is what being a top dog is all about. 824 00:51:55,491 --> 00:51:57,868 Private table, Hank? Dog treat, Hank? 825 00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,370 Scratch behind your ears, Hank? 826 00:51:59,412 --> 00:52:01,747 Oh, my god! Can we take a picture with you? 827 00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:04,125 You look hot. Who licks your hair? 828 00:52:05,876 --> 00:52:07,336 Thank you, Hank! 829 00:52:07,586 --> 00:52:10,339 You're my favourite samurai! 830 00:52:12,717 --> 00:52:14,468 Is it everything I promised? 831 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:16,929 Don't get me wrong, this is all so fantastic. 832 00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:20,141 It's just... you don't think that I'm being a glory-seeker, do you? 833 00:52:20,182 --> 00:52:23,894 Hank, never miss an opportunity to pat yourself on the back. 834 00:52:23,936 --> 00:52:26,522 Ahh! Heeyyyy! 835 00:52:30,151 --> 00:52:34,155 And there's no other place I would rather you be tonight! 836 00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:38,575 # gangnam style # you ready? Let's do this! 837 00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:39,659 Yah! 838 00:52:39,701 --> 00:52:41,202 Gangnam style # 839 00:52:59,345 --> 00:53:00,930 Ahh! 840 00:53:16,446 --> 00:53:22,660 # gangnam style # continues 841 00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:34,130 # oppa gangnam style # 842 00:53:34,172 --> 00:53:36,591 the ninjas are here! Samurai Hank! 843 00:53:36,966 --> 00:53:39,761 The ninjas are... right here! 844 00:53:47,101 --> 00:53:48,560 Ahh! 845 00:53:52,815 --> 00:53:54,858 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 846 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,401 Good job. Well done. 847 00:53:56,443 --> 00:53:59,363 Autograph, lovely touch. There, little bonus for you. 848 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:02,282 Thank you. Thank you. Good job. Well done. 849 00:54:37,609 --> 00:54:39,486 Jimbo. 850 00:54:39,528 --> 00:54:43,031 Yo, jimbo?! Jimbo, you're ok? 851 00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:44,283 What happened here? 852 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:46,493 The ninjas showed up again last night. 853 00:54:46,535 --> 00:54:49,705 And where were you? Having fun with your boss. 854 00:54:49,872 --> 00:54:53,292 What about you? I failed my oath for the last time. 855 00:54:54,543 --> 00:54:55,961 Where's my sword? 856 00:54:56,003 --> 00:54:57,462 Right. 857 00:54:57,671 --> 00:54:59,714 They've taken sumo to the fortress dungeon, 858 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,632 and now I'm going to get him back. 859 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,135 I'll go with you. We're both samurai, and that's what we... 860 00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:05,928 You are not samurai! 861 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:08,514 You were a selfish idiot. 862 00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:11,225 Today, you are nothing. 863 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,936 You just don't want to admit that I beat sumo. 864 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,813 You never... Do you really believe that? 865 00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:19,150 Edamame was responsible for your greatest victory. 866 00:55:19,192 --> 00:55:20,776 Edamame? What does that have to do... 867 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:24,363 I failed to teach, and you failed to learn. 868 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:25,698 I've learned a lot from you. 869 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,577 Like when things get tough, you can hide at the bottom of a bottle. 870 00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:33,664 I'm sorry, jimbo, I-I didn't mean that. 871 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,876 Jimbo, you're on the horse backwards. 872 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,838 Goodbye, dog. 873 00:55:43,633 --> 00:55:45,343 See you, cat. 874 00:55:46,636 --> 00:55:49,138 Where were you, great samurai?! 875 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,182 Hey, thanks for nothing! 876 00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:54,393 'Cause guess what? You did nothing! 877 00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:57,021 And I'm thanking you sarcastically! 878 00:55:58,231 --> 00:55:59,732 Good, I'm outta here. 879 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,860 Going to get on the first boat and get home. 880 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:04,362 That's right. Go! 881 00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:06,322 Emiko... Go back home! 882 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:10,742 Maybe my mom was right. Maybe dogs can't be samurai! 883 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:28,677 # maybe I'm not meant to be 884 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:30,220 # the hero you've been 885 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:34,683 # looking for 886 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:39,854 # I did my best to try to be 887 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:41,481 # now I'm walking out 888 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:45,485 # your front door 889 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,990 # in a world so big with a dream so tall 890 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:53,076 # it's a hard comedown it's a lonely fall 891 00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:54,619 # to the bottom 892 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,746 # and I'm staring at the walls 893 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:01,126 # now the words don't sing like they used to do 894 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:04,004 # and the sun don't shine like it did on you 895 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:08,341 # darling, if you miss me at all 896 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:12,971 # why did you believe in me 897 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:15,181 # pass me the ball and think that 898 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:19,269 # I could score 899 00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:23,439 # in a world so big with a dream so tall 900 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,233 # it's a hard comedown it's a lonely fall 901 00:57:26,483 --> 00:57:27,943 # to the bottom 902 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:30,779 # if you're missing me at all 903 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:35,868 # I'll see you again 904 00:57:36,869 --> 00:57:42,875 # when I close my eyes... 905 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:44,251 # ..I know 906 00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:47,296 # you didn't have a happy ending 907 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:52,676 # even though we said goodbye 908 00:57:52,718 --> 00:57:58,474 # I couldn't forget you if I tried 909 00:57:58,515 --> 00:58:03,937 # I couldn't forget you if I tried 910 00:58:03,979 --> 00:58:10,194 # I couldn't forget you if I tried 911 00:58:10,235 --> 00:58:15,199 # I couldn't forget you if I tried # 912 00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:24,792 "It will always remind you of who you are". 913 00:58:51,317 --> 00:58:52,652 Ahh! What are you doing here? 914 00:58:52,693 --> 00:58:54,987 I couldn't help myself. I'm a dog. 915 00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:56,697 That makes me loyal. 916 00:58:56,739 --> 00:58:58,366 So, I'm here to make things right. 917 00:58:58,408 --> 00:59:00,743 You really think you can just come back here 918 00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:02,245 and that makes everything ok? 919 00:59:02,286 --> 00:59:04,372 As a matter of fact, I do. I'm back! 920 00:59:04,414 --> 00:59:06,499 You should be happy! Well, I'm not. 921 00:59:06,541 --> 00:59:09,210 And you might as well turn around and go back where you came from. 922 00:59:09,252 --> 00:59:10,628 I'm not going anywhere! 923 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:13,464 Sumo is in there, and i'm not leaving until we get him out! 924 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:15,216 We can resolve our differences later. 925 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:18,636 What now? 926 00:59:18,678 --> 00:59:20,638 You defeat strength with smart. 927 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,432 Somebody taught me that. 928 00:59:23,015 --> 00:59:25,685 Um... do you have any ideas? 929 00:59:26,769 --> 00:59:28,396 Ahh! 930 00:59:28,438 --> 00:59:29,480 This is smart? 931 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,691 Ahhhh! 932 00:59:39,532 --> 00:59:40,616 Watch your back! 933 00:59:40,658 --> 00:59:41,701 You do care! 934 00:59:41,742 --> 00:59:44,870 Only about saving sumo. 935 00:59:44,911 --> 00:59:46,913 You, I could do without. 936 00:59:49,249 --> 00:59:51,042 Woo! 937 00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:52,461 Now what? 938 00:59:52,502 --> 00:59:54,379 We have to figure out a way in. 939 01:00:01,136 --> 01:00:03,221 Pretty good idea, huh? Stop wagging your tail. 940 01:00:03,263 --> 01:00:07,601 I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said it doesn't suck. 941 01:00:10,854 --> 01:00:12,314 Ugh... 942 01:00:12,731 --> 01:00:14,441 Alright, genius. Which way? 943 01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:16,234 To the left. 944 01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,114 What do you got? 945 01:00:21,156 --> 01:00:22,908 Got a d.O.G. Who's D.O.A. 946 01:00:22,991 --> 01:00:24,701 Want to get him out of sight p.D.Q. 947 01:00:24,743 --> 01:00:27,245 A.s.a.p. Huh? Ok. 948 01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:34,836 I'm not even a full-time security guard! 949 01:00:34,878 --> 01:00:37,547 I'm just a temp! Ooh! 950 01:00:38,965 --> 01:00:40,425 Let's roll, fido. 951 01:00:41,718 --> 01:00:43,178 Ok... 952 01:00:43,261 --> 01:00:45,388 Now this could be difficult and might take a while. 953 01:00:45,430 --> 01:00:47,265 So, let's split up. I'll take the areas 954 01:00:47,307 --> 01:00:49,643 to the north and west. You go south and east. 955 01:00:49,684 --> 01:00:51,686 Let's try to be methodical about this. 956 01:00:51,728 --> 01:00:54,480 There could be thousands of cells here and this could take hours, 957 01:00:54,522 --> 01:00:55,898 maybe days. 958 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:57,441 He's right over here. 959 01:00:57,942 --> 01:00:59,860 Hey, sumo! We're here to save you. 960 01:01:02,363 --> 01:01:04,156 Guess we should have stolen some keys. 961 01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:05,866 Stand back. 962 01:01:10,621 --> 01:01:12,206 Well, at least you tried. 963 01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:17,878 Doggie door. 964 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,424 Ah, complication in the "saving him" department. 965 01:01:22,466 --> 01:01:24,301 Hank, no need to save sumo. 966 01:01:25,302 --> 01:01:28,013 Sumo's just prawn in ocean of life. 967 01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:30,558 Of course we have to save you! You're our friend. 968 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,059 Friends? 969 01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:34,728 Sumo overcome with emotion! 970 01:01:37,106 --> 01:01:38,899 While I appreciate the bro-fest, 971 01:01:38,941 --> 01:01:41,360 we should probably get out of here. 972 01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:44,071 Wait a second, I've gotta Mark my territory. 973 01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:46,949 We don't have time for that! But... it's a dog thing. 974 01:01:46,991 --> 01:01:49,827 I want them to know I was here! I even had asparagus last night. 975 01:01:49,868 --> 01:01:52,788 We don't have time! We have to get back to kakamucho! 976 01:01:52,830 --> 01:01:54,456 And when we get there, what's the plan? 977 01:01:54,498 --> 01:01:57,376 At this moment, it is not so important what we do. As it is... 978 01:01:57,418 --> 01:01:59,545 ..Important that we do something. 979 01:01:59,587 --> 01:02:01,880 Not sure yet what that something is. 980 01:02:05,675 --> 01:02:07,135 Shh! 981 01:02:15,268 --> 01:02:17,061 Huh? 982 01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:29,907 Remember, fear is only in your mind! 983 01:02:29,949 --> 01:02:31,826 And a little bit in my kimono. 984 01:02:53,931 --> 01:02:55,391 Jimbo! 985 01:02:58,770 --> 01:03:00,813 Jimbo! No! Both of you, get out of here. 986 01:03:00,855 --> 01:03:03,024 What about you? Don't worry about me. 987 01:03:03,066 --> 01:03:04,859 You have to get back to kakamucho. 988 01:03:04,901 --> 01:03:06,319 But we're a team. 989 01:03:06,361 --> 01:03:08,946 No. I have to do this, 990 01:03:08,988 --> 01:03:11,574 and there is no team in "i". 991 01:03:12,492 --> 01:03:15,661 But there is an "i" in samurai! 992 01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:21,375 Ahh! 993 01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:22,876 No! 994 01:03:23,835 --> 01:03:25,087 You can't die! 995 01:03:25,128 --> 01:03:27,089 Our issues aren't resolved yet! 996 01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,876 Heimlich manoeuvre. 997 01:04:06,128 --> 01:04:08,588 Oh... you saved my life! 998 01:04:08,630 --> 01:04:11,174 But you touched me, ugh! 999 01:04:11,216 --> 01:04:14,136 If that ever happens again, let me die. Ok? 1000 01:04:14,219 --> 01:04:16,888 Now, what is it? The prisoner escaped. 1001 01:04:17,431 --> 01:04:20,058 Ah, you let the big cat out of the bag, didn't you? 1002 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:23,186 Of course you did. Right, ok! 1003 01:04:23,228 --> 01:04:25,814 Now, someone is going to pay for this. 1004 01:04:25,981 --> 01:04:30,526 I'm not saying who, but probably someone very, very stupid. 1005 01:04:30,568 --> 01:04:33,279 Do you know what a scapegoat is, ohga? 1006 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,905 No, but if there's a goat around here, 1007 01:04:34,947 --> 01:04:36,991 I will have him arrested immediately. 1008 01:04:37,032 --> 01:04:39,118 Ugh. Brainless. Absolute... 1009 01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:41,078 And that goes for all of you. 1010 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,747 Anyway, never mind. 1011 01:04:42,788 --> 01:04:46,500 Um, I already have another plan progressing nicely. 1012 01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:50,045 A much bigger plan with even more deadly consequences. 1013 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,130 Ugh! 1014 01:04:51,172 --> 01:04:52,715 My lord, pardon the intrusion! 1015 01:04:52,757 --> 01:04:55,134 Ugh, what is it? It's the super bowl! 1016 01:04:55,176 --> 01:04:56,510 It's overflowing! 1017 01:04:56,552 --> 01:04:59,805 Oh !jiggle the handle! Jiggle the handle! 1018 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,279 Where's everyone going? 1019 01:05:15,321 --> 01:05:18,491 Emiko! What's going on?! 1020 01:05:18,532 --> 01:05:20,659 Emiko!? Emiko! 1021 01:05:20,701 --> 01:05:22,578 Look at this. Have you read this? 1022 01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:24,872 No. Well, would you read it to me? 1023 01:05:24,997 --> 01:05:28,334 Help wanted. Vicious killers for the destruction of kakamucho. 1024 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:31,003 Prior criminal record a must. An equal opportunity employer. 1025 01:05:31,045 --> 01:05:33,589 Can't you see that this is just the last act of a desperate cat? 1026 01:05:33,631 --> 01:05:36,091 We don't care if it's the first act of "mamma Mia"! 1027 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:38,885 We're leaving before that army gets here! 1028 01:05:57,737 --> 01:05:59,405 Right, how are we doing? 1029 01:05:59,447 --> 01:06:01,407 Let's see... cut-throats, good. 1030 01:06:01,449 --> 01:06:04,410 Bounty hunters, desperados, biker gangs, excellent. 1031 01:06:04,452 --> 01:06:06,913 Mugs, thugs, nitwits, dimwits, mobsters, 1032 01:06:06,955 --> 01:06:11,000 muggers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, serial killers, 1033 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,710 studio executives, wow! 1034 01:06:12,752 --> 01:06:14,838 It looks like everyone's here. Great. 1035 01:06:14,879 --> 01:06:15,964 What about him? 1036 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:21,261 Well, yes, he is scary. But in the wrong way. Arrest him. 1037 01:06:28,101 --> 01:06:30,353 Wait! Wait! Please, hear me out. 1038 01:06:31,396 --> 01:06:33,565 You all need to know something! 1039 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:36,442 In a heroic effort to protect your town, 1040 01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:38,403 today we lost... jimbo. 1041 01:06:38,444 --> 01:06:41,364 No! No, not jimbo! 1042 01:06:41,406 --> 01:06:43,324 Who's jimbo? I don't know. 1043 01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:46,160 Didn't he date your sister? No, that was gumbo. 1044 01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:49,538 Why did you even come back? We're leaving, Hank. 1045 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,125 We're all gonna start new lives somewhere else. 1046 01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:57,337 Sure. Go. After all, you're cats. 1047 01:06:57,379 --> 01:06:59,464 You've got nine lives, right? 1048 01:06:59,756 --> 01:07:02,843 But I'm a dog! I have one life. 1049 01:07:02,885 --> 01:07:06,847 And the best thing that happened to me, in this one life... 1050 01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:08,348 Is this town. 1051 01:07:08,390 --> 01:07:09,641 You had faith in me. 1052 01:07:09,683 --> 01:07:11,143 You trusted me. 1053 01:07:11,393 --> 01:07:14,146 And I want to earn that trust back so bad, 1054 01:07:14,479 --> 01:07:17,649 I'm willing to lay my one life down for your... 1055 01:07:17,941 --> 01:07:19,943 Uh, let's see, 1056 01:07:19,985 --> 01:07:23,822 247 times 9. Um, carry the 5. 1057 01:07:23,864 --> 01:07:25,782 2,223. 1058 01:07:25,824 --> 01:07:27,784 2,000...? 223. 1059 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:30,162 Yeah, right. Now, what do you say? 1060 01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:31,830 Life is short. 1061 01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:33,832 And this movie is only 85 minutes long, 1062 01:07:33,874 --> 01:07:36,501 not including end credits, so we have to hurry! 1063 01:07:36,543 --> 01:07:39,129 If we're gonna save this town, we have to find a way 1064 01:07:39,171 --> 01:07:42,049 beyond judging each other strictly on... 1065 01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:43,842 Labels, like dog and cat! 1066 01:07:44,801 --> 01:07:47,179 Together, we can get past all that. 1067 01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,805 We can all be better... 1068 01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:51,642 Together! 1069 01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:56,688 Shh... 1070 01:07:56,813 --> 01:08:00,441 It's a metaphor. Saying we are all the same. 1071 01:08:00,483 --> 01:08:04,820 Look different on the outside, but we can choose for ourselves 1072 01:08:05,112 --> 01:08:08,449 what our insides look like. 1073 01:08:08,491 --> 01:08:11,243 See now, the big guy makes a lot of sense. 1074 01:08:11,619 --> 01:08:13,621 Right? So sumo, what do we do now? 1075 01:08:13,663 --> 01:08:14,872 So what do we do? 1076 01:08:14,914 --> 01:08:17,083 Well, step one: 1077 01:08:17,124 --> 01:08:21,128 We need to destroy their lines of communication. 1078 01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:23,089 I've cut the telephone line! 1079 01:08:23,130 --> 01:08:25,299 Step two. Someone taught me... 1080 01:08:25,841 --> 01:08:28,552 That we can make anything out of folded paper. 1081 01:08:32,139 --> 01:08:35,935 Hmm... how's everyone doing? Feeling evil, yeah? 1082 01:08:35,977 --> 01:08:38,771 Don't be stingy with the poison on those arrows. 1083 01:08:38,813 --> 01:08:41,691 Everyone get plenty to eat? You can't crush the innocent 1084 01:08:41,732 --> 01:08:43,776 on an empty stomach, can ya? 1085 01:08:43,818 --> 01:08:48,364 Enjoy the entree, because dessert is death and destruction. 1086 01:08:50,282 --> 01:08:53,869 Who knew an evil army could go through so many beans? 1087 01:08:54,036 --> 01:08:55,871 Right. Assemble the troops. 1088 01:09:05,214 --> 01:09:08,467 Hmm? 1089 01:09:28,236 --> 01:09:31,823 Ah, the smell of victory in the air! 1090 01:09:31,865 --> 01:09:35,744 Go! Go, my terrible army! 1091 01:09:35,785 --> 01:09:40,040 Go to kakamucho! And do your worst! 1092 01:09:40,081 --> 01:09:41,666 Oh, and don't forget, 1093 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:44,127 save your receipts! 1094 01:09:59,142 --> 01:10:01,144 The signal. They're coming! 1095 01:10:01,519 --> 01:10:03,396 They're coming! 1096 01:10:03,438 --> 01:10:06,357 It's showtime! Alright, everyone knows what to do! 1097 01:10:16,659 --> 01:10:18,286 This is the best bit, isn't it? 1098 01:10:18,328 --> 01:10:20,622 Waiting for the death and destruc... 1099 01:10:20,663 --> 01:10:22,998 Nah, the best bit is the death and destruction. 1100 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,625 This is the second-best bit. 1101 01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:27,086 Kakamucho is going out of business. 1102 01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:28,545 Everything must go! 1103 01:10:31,924 --> 01:10:36,095 Ah, yes, go team go! 1104 01:10:44,394 --> 01:10:47,064 They're falling for it! They're falling for it! 1105 01:10:47,106 --> 01:10:48,565 Ichiro! 1106 01:10:48,607 --> 01:10:50,859 I'm right here. You're up. 1107 01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:57,825 "One, you gotta account for elevation and wind. 1108 01:10:57,866 --> 01:10:59,368 And two... 1109 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,121 ..You gotta watch for birds". Whoops! 1110 01:11:02,162 --> 01:11:04,373 Hey, bird got in the way. Just try again. 1111 01:11:04,414 --> 01:11:05,916 I only had the one bullet. 1112 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,168 What are we going to do?! They'll find out any minute 1113 01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:09,837 that we folded them a fake town! 1114 01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:13,090 Ha! 1115 01:11:26,061 --> 01:11:28,564 We've been tricked! 1116 01:11:38,030 --> 01:11:40,867 Oh, my... 1117 01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:46,205 Huh? 1118 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:51,419 Time to clean up this town! Let's go get 'em! 1119 01:11:58,926 --> 01:12:00,469 Ha! 1120 01:12:11,105 --> 01:12:12,899 Ahh! 1121 01:12:35,546 --> 01:12:36,714 Ha! 1122 01:12:40,301 --> 01:12:41,719 Hi-yah! 1123 01:12:41,761 --> 01:12:44,013 Way to go, emiko! Woo! 1124 01:12:44,054 --> 01:12:46,306 Mom, you're embarrassing me! 1125 01:12:48,266 --> 01:12:50,227 Huh? 1126 01:12:52,771 --> 01:12:54,231 Sit! 1127 01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:03,865 It's the shogun! 1128 01:13:09,329 --> 01:13:10,664 What was that?! 1129 01:13:10,705 --> 01:13:12,290 Now that's a car! 1130 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:15,418 My magnificence! 1131 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:18,338 What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? 1132 01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:20,298 That's him! That's the troublemaking dog 1133 01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:23,093 that started all of this! Arrest that dog! 1134 01:13:23,134 --> 01:13:24,594 Arrest the dog! Yes! 1135 01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:28,640 Oh! 1136 01:13:29,015 --> 01:13:30,475 Ouch! Oh, come on! 1137 01:13:30,809 --> 01:13:32,644 Ohga! Take care of him! 1138 01:13:32,686 --> 01:13:33,728 Is he sick? 1139 01:13:33,770 --> 01:13:36,982 No, you simpleminded twit! Finish him! 1140 01:13:37,023 --> 01:13:38,066 Yah! 1141 01:13:44,364 --> 01:13:46,741 What the mother father cocker spaniel's going on here?! 1142 01:13:47,659 --> 01:13:49,202 Jimbo. You're alive! 1143 01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:54,040 So that's jimbo! See, he did date your sister! 1144 01:13:54,082 --> 01:13:58,961 Ok, ok. That's enough. Down, boy. 1145 01:13:59,003 --> 01:14:01,338 Jimbo? Is that you? 1146 01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:03,424 Toshi? 1147 01:14:03,465 --> 01:14:05,217 You... are the shogun? 1148 01:14:05,259 --> 01:14:08,637 Yeah, sure! It took years to work my way up through the ranks, 1149 01:14:08,679 --> 01:14:10,139 but look at me now! 1150 01:14:10,556 --> 01:14:11,932 What happened to you? 1151 01:14:11,974 --> 01:14:13,684 I was shamed, my lord. 1152 01:14:13,726 --> 01:14:16,353 I am so, so sorry. 1153 01:14:16,395 --> 01:14:17,604 I ruined your birthday. 1154 01:14:17,646 --> 01:14:21,108 Are you kidding? Best birthday party I ever had. 1155 01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:23,736 Most surprise parties are so boring! 1156 01:14:23,819 --> 01:14:26,572 But that year, that was a real surprise. 1157 01:14:27,156 --> 01:14:30,659 I tell that story all the time, always brings the house down! 1158 01:14:30,701 --> 01:14:32,202 And... the stuff with your in-laws? 1159 01:14:32,244 --> 01:14:35,164 My in-laws? Oh, please, don't get me started. 1160 01:14:35,205 --> 01:14:36,874 In-laws you don't pick. 1161 01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:40,711 Friends, you choose. And you, jimbo, are my friend. 1162 01:14:41,587 --> 01:14:43,047 So, you forgive me? 1163 01:14:43,172 --> 01:14:45,215 Forgiven, forgotten, no biggie. 1164 01:14:45,257 --> 01:14:48,302 Hey, life's short. Like me. Let's move on! 1165 01:14:49,636 --> 01:14:51,472 So, what's up with the dog? 1166 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:54,141 That "dog" was defending kakamucho. 1167 01:14:54,308 --> 01:14:58,145 A dog defending the town? Why? 1168 01:14:58,187 --> 01:15:00,230 Because lord ika here was trying to get rid of it. 1169 01:15:00,272 --> 01:15:02,691 Don't believe him. I was just trying to get rid of that dog! 1170 01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:06,153 You see? Nike shoe was only trying to get rid of the dog. 1171 01:15:06,194 --> 01:15:09,072 But sir, that dog isn't what you think he is. 1172 01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:11,366 He isn't? I'm not following you. 1173 01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:14,744 Can someone else explain this? Allow me... 1174 01:15:14,786 --> 01:15:16,204 Ika chu wanted to get rid of the dog 1175 01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:18,081 because he was getting in the way of his plan 1176 01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:19,874 to frighten the cats of kakamucho 1177 01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:22,210 so that he could wipe their town off the map 1178 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:25,630 in order to make his palace absolutely perfect. 1179 01:15:25,671 --> 01:15:27,507 Wha...? 1180 01:15:27,548 --> 01:15:30,134 Did I leave anything out? 1181 01:15:30,176 --> 01:15:31,427 Brains? 1182 01:15:31,469 --> 01:15:34,555 Well, peek-a-boo... what've you got to say for yourself? 1183 01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:38,017 You want an explanation? You're going to get one. 1184 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:41,646 I am... 1185 01:15:41,687 --> 01:15:43,314 Running away! 1186 01:15:43,356 --> 01:15:45,900 Looks like we got a little more samuraiing to do. 1187 01:16:19,307 --> 01:16:20,350 Huh? 1188 01:16:31,319 --> 01:16:32,779 Ugh! 1189 01:17:03,435 --> 01:17:04,895 Oh, you... 1190 01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:17,532 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop! 1191 01:17:17,574 --> 01:17:21,870 Right. I have something very important to tell you, Hank. 1192 01:17:21,912 --> 01:17:23,371 What is it? 1193 01:17:23,538 --> 01:17:24,998 I am your father. 1194 01:17:25,123 --> 01:17:26,917 No, you're not. No, I'm not. 1195 01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:31,462 Hahaha! 1196 01:17:31,504 --> 01:17:33,380 I distracted you! 1197 01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:37,259 I'm certainly not about to get outwitted by a stupid dog 1198 01:17:38,052 --> 01:17:41,222 who's not even a real samurai! 1199 01:17:41,263 --> 01:17:42,723 Oh, but you're wrong. 1200 01:17:42,765 --> 01:17:44,225 I am a real samurai. 1201 01:17:44,683 --> 01:17:47,228 I got a cup right here that says so. 1202 01:17:49,230 --> 01:17:50,773 Ahh! 1203 01:17:52,191 --> 01:17:53,984 Ahh! 1204 01:17:54,026 --> 01:17:55,069 Grab on! 1205 01:17:55,110 --> 01:17:56,820 Ugh! 1206 01:17:56,862 --> 01:17:58,948 No! No, see, ohga! 1207 01:17:58,989 --> 01:18:02,034 You don't understand this concept, do you? 1208 01:18:02,076 --> 01:18:03,536 I will save you! 1209 01:18:08,123 --> 01:18:11,043 Oh, my! 1210 01:18:11,085 --> 01:18:14,380 No, no, no! Oh... 1211 01:18:14,421 --> 01:18:15,881 What the flush?! 1212 01:18:16,173 --> 01:18:18,926 Ohga, are you feeling what I'm feeling? 1213 01:18:19,009 --> 01:18:20,469 I am, sir. 1214 01:18:22,638 --> 01:18:24,557 Thar she blows! 1215 01:18:37,444 --> 01:18:39,071 This palace is gonna blow. 1216 01:18:39,113 --> 01:18:42,365 And when it does, all this water's going straight down to... 1217 01:18:42,407 --> 01:18:43,741 Kakamucho! 1218 01:18:43,783 --> 01:18:45,827 What can we do? We don't have much time! 1219 01:18:45,868 --> 01:18:47,829 We've gotta do something! 1220 01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:05,221 One, please! 1221 01:19:14,147 --> 01:19:15,815 Guys! You gotta help me! 1222 01:19:16,482 --> 01:19:18,735 The giant toilet is overflowing! 1223 01:19:18,776 --> 01:19:20,653 Have you tried to jiggle the handle?! 1224 01:19:20,695 --> 01:19:23,364 Too late for that! But I have an idea! 1225 01:19:27,785 --> 01:19:29,996 We're listening! But you better make it snappy! 1226 01:19:30,038 --> 01:19:32,457 I know we've had our differences, but I feel like the times 1227 01:19:32,498 --> 01:19:35,251 we've actually worked together we've really accomplished a lot, 1228 01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:37,378 so if you trust me I think we can save the town! 1229 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,796 That was pretty snappy! 1230 01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,506 What do you want us to do? 1231 01:19:40,798 --> 01:19:42,425 Dig! 1232 01:19:42,467 --> 01:19:43,968 But cat's don't dig! 1233 01:19:44,010 --> 01:19:45,970 Ok, so you don't dig. Can you swim? 1234 01:20:01,443 --> 01:20:03,654 You heard him, dig! 1235 01:20:38,230 --> 01:20:40,899 Hurry up! 1236 01:20:43,819 --> 01:20:46,613 No! 1237 01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:52,703 Where are they? Where are they? 1238 01:20:53,912 --> 01:20:56,081 Help, help! 1239 01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,835 Help! 1240 01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:12,221 Emiko! 1241 01:21:51,969 --> 01:21:54,096 I've got you! 1242 01:22:15,241 --> 01:22:17,786 Well, that pretty much wraps things up. 1243 01:22:17,827 --> 01:22:20,538 Almost 85 minutes exactly. 1244 01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:25,418 All that's left is appointing a new samurai for kakamucho. 1245 01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:27,462 Well, what do you say, jimbo? 1246 01:22:28,171 --> 01:22:29,923 Me, my lord? Hey, why not? 1247 01:22:30,048 --> 01:22:32,675 I can't think of anyone better. Can you? 1248 01:22:34,093 --> 01:22:37,555 I can. Kakamucho already has a samurai. 1249 01:22:37,931 --> 01:22:41,476 The dog? He can't be a samurai! He can't be anywhere. 1250 01:22:41,518 --> 01:22:43,561 It's the law. You know the rules! 1251 01:22:43,603 --> 01:22:45,688 No dogs allowed. It's not personal. 1252 01:22:45,730 --> 01:22:48,441 It's just business. And you know what they say: 1253 01:22:48,483 --> 01:22:50,151 There's no business... 1254 01:22:50,235 --> 01:22:53,321 ...like shogun business! Exact-ally! 1255 01:22:54,239 --> 01:22:55,698 But he's not a dog. 1256 01:22:57,283 --> 01:23:00,370 He's... he's my friend. 1257 01:23:00,411 --> 01:23:02,997 And more than that, he's our samurai. 1258 01:23:03,331 --> 01:23:04,749 He is? 1259 01:23:04,791 --> 01:23:06,626 That's what I was trying to tell you. 1260 01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:09,671 Wow. You live nine lives, you get to see everything. 1261 01:23:09,712 --> 01:23:12,048 Who knew, a dog samurai? 1262 01:23:12,090 --> 01:23:13,842 Hank is not a dog samurai. 1263 01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:16,845 Hank is a great samurai! 1264 01:23:16,886 --> 01:23:19,472 A truly great samurai! 1265 01:23:19,514 --> 01:23:21,516 Woof, woof, woof, woof! 1266 01:23:22,642 --> 01:23:27,938 Then I dub thee... Town samurai of kakamucho. 1267 01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:31,608 Eh... actually, you already officially appointed him. 1268 01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:32,818 I did? 1269 01:23:32,860 --> 01:23:34,987 I had an official samurai cup and everything. 1270 01:23:35,028 --> 01:23:37,698 Oh, well, if you had an official cup and everything, 1271 01:23:37,739 --> 01:23:39,700 I don't know what that means, 1272 01:23:39,741 --> 01:23:42,953 but I bet you don't have an official sword! 1273 01:23:49,501 --> 01:23:50,961 Wait, please wait! 1274 01:23:52,296 --> 01:23:55,215 Thank you. But I can't accept this honour. 1275 01:23:55,674 --> 01:23:57,259 Why not? Yeah, why not? 1276 01:23:58,802 --> 01:24:01,054 I have a contract with my teacher 1277 01:24:01,263 --> 01:24:03,557 that says I haven't yet finished my training. 1278 01:24:07,728 --> 01:24:12,149 But there is someone else that's most deserving of this honour. 1279 01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:16,028 Emiko. You are a true samurai. 1280 01:24:18,989 --> 01:24:20,991 The little one? Yes, my lord. 1281 01:24:21,325 --> 01:24:23,368 She's always defended the town. 1282 01:24:23,410 --> 01:24:25,329 I will carry it with honour. 1283 01:24:25,787 --> 01:24:27,372 I know you will. 1284 01:24:34,463 --> 01:24:36,130 Emiko! 1285 01:24:40,384 --> 01:24:43,137 So, how does it feel to be a real samurai? 1286 01:24:43,804 --> 01:24:47,016 Good, but not as good as it will feel someday when I'm the shogun. 1287 01:24:47,058 --> 01:24:49,310 The shogun? You? 1288 01:24:50,895 --> 01:24:52,355 You know something? 1289 01:24:52,730 --> 01:24:55,524 That ain't such a bad idea. Sure, why not? 1290 01:24:55,566 --> 01:24:58,903 And I gotta tell ya... It's good to be the shogun! 1291 01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:11,332 Milk's on me! 1292 01:25:14,502 --> 01:25:17,088 Kind of warms your heart, doesn't it? 1293 01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:18,881 Ugh! Ow! 1294 01:25:18,923 --> 01:25:20,925 What's that for? Defend yourself! 1295 01:25:20,967 --> 01:25:22,885 Ow! Wait, wait, stop! 1296 01:25:22,927 --> 01:25:25,096 Stop, stop, no. T-Time out. No! 1297 01:25:25,846 --> 01:25:28,099 That hurts! Gotcha again! Haha! 1298 01:25:28,683 --> 01:25:30,226 Ow! How does that feel? 1299 01:25:30,267 --> 01:25:32,687 This is my favourite part. The part where you suffer! 1300 01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:35,064 Take that, take that! 1301 01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:36,857 Ah, gotcha again! 1302 01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:40,486 Hey, who's doing the whacking now? C'mon! C'mon! 1303 01:25:59,045 --> 01:26:01,881 # who's the coolest cat in all the land 1304 01:26:01,923 --> 01:26:03,383 # Hank's his name 1305 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,302 # who's got moves nobody understands 1306 01:26:06,344 --> 01:26:07,929 # Hank's got game 1307 01:26:07,971 --> 01:26:10,265 # don't have to Mark his territory 1308 01:26:10,306 --> 01:26:12,976 # he's got his own fame and origin story 1309 01:26:13,184 --> 01:26:16,813 # Hank, he's the coolest cat 1310 01:26:16,855 --> 01:26:19,524 # who thinks justice is its own reward? 1311 01:26:19,733 --> 01:26:21,192 # Hank sure does 1312 01:26:21,609 --> 01:26:24,112 # all the ladies love his giant sword 1313 01:26:24,404 --> 01:26:25,613 # and his fuzz 1314 01:26:25,655 --> 01:26:27,699 # he'll sneak up on ya just like a fox 1315 01:26:27,741 --> 01:26:30,118 # so smooth, he don't need a little box 1316 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,619 # he's Hank 1317 01:26:32,579 --> 01:26:34,080 # he's the coolest cat 1318 01:26:34,414 --> 01:26:37,125 # never fear 1319 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:41,004 # always there when duty calls 1320 01:26:43,548 --> 01:26:46,968 # he's your hero 1321 01:26:47,010 --> 01:26:48,887 # he's got the biggest heart 1322 01:26:48,928 --> 01:26:51,306 # and even bigger ham balls 1323 01:26:51,347 --> 01:26:53,767 # h-a-n-k, Hank # 1324 01:26:53,808 --> 01:26:57,644 there's lots of cats in this world, but nobody chases tails, his own, 1325 01:26:57,686 --> 01:26:59,897 or anybody else as good as Hank. 1326 01:26:59,938 --> 01:27:01,398 # yeah we know it # 1327 01:27:02,232 --> 01:27:04,943 it's like he's got nine lives, and he's living them all 1328 01:27:04,985 --> 01:27:06,737 at the same time. 1329 01:27:06,779 --> 01:27:08,363 And to the fullest. 1330 01:27:08,405 --> 01:27:10,157 # he won't blow it 1331 01:27:10,199 --> 01:27:12,367 # oh sure, he's kinda scrawny and should go to the gym 1332 01:27:12,409 --> 01:27:13,994 # but he's got a certain je ne sais quoi 1333 01:27:14,036 --> 01:27:15,829 # say what some bullies were mercilessly 1334 01:27:15,871 --> 01:27:16,914 # picking on him 1335 01:27:16,955 --> 01:27:19,208 # so a samurai appeared to save his butt 1336 01:27:19,249 --> 01:27:21,293 # so now he's on a mission to be a big deal 1337 01:27:21,335 --> 01:27:23,212 # gonna make some evil-doers taste his steel 1338 01:27:23,253 --> 01:27:26,507 # you're much safer when this cat's nearby 1339 01:27:26,548 --> 01:27:28,008 # me-e-ow 1340 01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:30,677 # try to fight this cat the fur will fly 1341 01:27:30,719 --> 01:27:32,179 # pow, pow, pow 1342 01:27:32,846 --> 01:27:34,765 # if someone dares to break the law 1343 01:27:34,807 --> 01:27:38,268 # they'll face the fury of the paws of Hank 1344 01:27:39,561 --> 01:27:41,396 # his coat has got a healthy sheen 1345 01:27:41,438 --> 01:27:45,734 # nobody licks himself as clean as Hank 1346 01:27:45,776 --> 01:27:48,278 # he sees the world in black and white 1347 01:27:48,362 --> 01:27:51,073 # a canine samurai that's right, he's... # 1348 01:27:51,115 --> 01:27:53,075 what, a canine? Hank is a dog? 1349 01:27:53,117 --> 01:27:54,993 I thought we were singing about a cat. 1350 01:27:55,035 --> 01:27:57,788 He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog. 1351 01:27:57,830 --> 01:28:00,666 Nuh-uh, no way! We're out of here! 1352 01:28:00,707 --> 01:28:03,877 A slobbering dog can't be no samurai! Please! 1353 01:28:04,378 --> 01:28:05,879 # hold your head high, Hank... 1354 01:28:05,921 --> 01:28:08,132 ..'Cause you're gonna show 'em all... 1355 01:28:08,172 --> 01:28:10,133 # ..That even with the bones you chew 1356 01:28:10,174 --> 01:28:12,426 # and your breath that smells like doggy-doo 1357 01:28:12,468 --> 01:28:14,679 # 'cause when I come dancing I got you 1358 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,515 # 'cause you're the coolest cat # 1359 01:28:17,557 --> 01:28:20,852 even if you're a dog. 1360 01:28:20,893 --> 01:28:22,353 # underdog # 1361 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,460 # I am the greatest # 1362 01:37:42,238 --> 01:37:45,157 Ugh, dog-gone it. 1363 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:48,160 Still. At least I don't have to do the sequel. 91688