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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,120 May, I'm doing juice. Do you want juice? 2 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,760 - What? - Juice? Do you want juice? 3 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,440 No. And don't use the juicer, you'll wake Helen. 4 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,760 What?! 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,840 Morning, Helen. How was your weekend? 6 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,440 Yeah. Good, thanks. 7 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,880 What did you get up to? 8 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,000 Um...made some pretty good soup. 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,400 - That's nice. - Yeah. 10 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,320 - Brought the leftovers for lunch. - Good for you. 11 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760 Is that all? 12 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,000 I don't know, do you have any questions for me about my weekend? 13 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,080 No. I don't think so. 14 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,680 Alright, then. 15 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,600 What was that about? 16 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,240 Maybe she wanted some of your soup. 17 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,240 Maybe. It's pretty good soup. 18 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,280 Hey, Fisk, you busy? 19 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,000 Ooh, I feel like that's a trick question. 20 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,240 If I say no, you'll wonder why I'm not busy. 21 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,760 If I say yes, you'll think I'm rude, 22 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,880 'cause I'm kind of saying, "Get out of my office, I'm busy". 23 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,080 - You finished? - Yep. 24 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,280 There's a Popovitch coming in at 11:00. I want you to take it. 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,280 - A whatavitch? - Popovitch. 26 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,680 Might want to hide your purse. 27 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,640 Purse? I'm not an old woman. Who says "purse"? 28 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,600 Raymond, I need you to hide my purse. 29 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,680 There's a Popovitch coming in. 30 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,320 Don't really know about the social... 31 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,240 - One of each... - Yeah. 32 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,480 Hey. 33 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,160 Don't look now 34 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,400 but I think there's a clown in reception. 35 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,800 Is it someone's birthday? 36 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,000 I said don't look now. 37 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,360 That's Eileen Popovitch. She's your 11:00 o'clock. 38 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,480 Is she circus folk? Fun. 39 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,960 Hi. 40 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,480 Alright. Miss Popovitch, 41 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,760 So, I do understand... 42 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,200 Unfortunate... 43 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,120 ...ly. 44 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,120 I... 45 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:45,040 Sorry, I think you accidentally dropped the spoon into your... 46 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,560 - ...purse. - Pardon? 47 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,440 Never mind. 48 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,920 What I was saying, the problem is 49 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,000 I can't grant you power of attorney without your mother being present. 50 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,600 - But she's demented. - Right. 51 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,000 And is that why you want this authority? 52 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,280 So that you can make decisions about her health and well-being? 53 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,080 No, no. I need to make the decisions about money. 54 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,680 She can't be trusted. She's demented. 55 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,520 Okay. Well, whether your mother is demented or has dementia, 56 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,360 which I believe is the preferred way of saying it, 57 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,080 I can't do anything... 58 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,200 - We... - I'm sorry. We need to... 59 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,280 That's my... 60 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,160 That's my diary. So... 61 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,840 Did you want to make another appointment? 62 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,560 Yes. Let's make another appointment. 63 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,880 Yeah. 64 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,480 And then you can give me power of attorney. 65 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,560 We'll get your mother in 66 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,520 and you can just help yourself to some... 67 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,160 ...free stationery items to go with your free teaspoon. 68 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,800 - Hey. - Hello, Helen. 69 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,200 Hello, Roz. 70 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,880 - How's your morning been? - Good, thanks. 71 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,040 Sorry, did you want to use the microwave? 72 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,120 No, no. I'm just saying hello, having a friendly chat. 73 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,880 There's nothing wrong with that, is there? 74 00:03:58,880 --> 00:03:59,880 No. 75 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,360 Sorry. I just thought we'd already had our chat this morning, 76 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,920 remember in reception about the soup and the... 77 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,520 ...weekend and stuff. 78 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,280 There's no statute of limitations on friendly chitchat, Helen. 79 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,080 Put a cover on that before you put it in the microwave. 80 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,560 Will do. 81 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,400 Good morning, fine sir. 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 I am looking for one Ms.Helen Tudor-Fisk. 83 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,080 Nice office. 84 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,400 I'm just going to pop a few of these down. 85 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,360 I'm doing a festival nearby. 86 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,800 You might want to come. Yeah. Have one for yourself. 87 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,960 Tell your friends. 88 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,200 'Cause we need ticket sales to go up as well a little bit. 89 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,140 Hey, there's a guy called William in reception to see you. 90 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,520 - He says he knows you. - Oh, not William Ford? 91 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,760 He just said William. 92 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,600 - Handsome black guy? - I don't know. 93 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,680 You don't know if he's black or you don't know if he's handsome? 94 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,920 Both. I don't see color, or handsome. 95 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,880 Do you see age? 96 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,000 How old do you reckon he was? 97 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,480 Pretty old. I reckon maybe, like, 40? 98 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,960 Wow. That's so old. 99 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,840 - Did he seem up himself? - Yes. Definitely. 100 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,680 - He called me "fine sir". - Shit. 101 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,080 Fisk, I just met your ex-husband in reception. 102 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,680 He's quite the good-looking rooster. 103 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,320 Mmm... 104 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,840 - Helen. - Nah. Nah. 105 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,880 Come on. Out of here. 106 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,480 Okay. 107 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,720 A little...friendly hug? 108 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,360 Why are you here? What do you want? 109 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,440 Oh, God. That's my boss. Get over here. 110 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,640 It's lovely to see you, too, Helen. 111 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,520 I'm actually here for the literary festival. 112 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,920 I have some complimentary passes. 113 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,880 Oh, please. As if. No. 114 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,920 Quickly, what do you need? 115 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,440 I was going through a few things and I found this. 116 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,920 I ordered it for your birthday last year, but, well, you know... 117 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,560 Then you left me for an older woman. I remember. 118 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,200 To be fair, Hels, you're an older woman. 119 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,200 Oh, h...I'm not 63. 120 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,440 God, you two are like Harold and Maude. 121 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,560 Oh, that's showing your age. Oh, here it is. 122 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,600 Oh...okay. Well, now I feel bad. 123 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,560 - That is really nice. - It is, isn't it? 124 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,560 Hey, can we get a coffee? 125 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,100 There's a few things I need to talk to you about. 126 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:12,020 - No. I can't. - Hels, please, can we get a coffee? 127 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,520 - I just want to get a coffee. - I can't. I'm banned. 128 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,680 Oh, of course you are. 129 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,180 Did you suggest there should be a limit of three takeaways per customer? 130 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:21,300 No. But that should absolutely be the rule especially during busy times. 131 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:23,160 Ooh, I know, did you suggest to the barista 132 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,700 that it's easier to froth and talk at the same time? 133 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:26,500 Again, not an unreasonable suggestion, you know? 134 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:28,120 I'm not saying you can't chat to customers, 135 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,800 but just keep the line moving, talk and froth, people, talk and froth. 136 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,480 - Oh, I know. - Did you tell him that his... 137 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,400 Hey. Hey. Could you just get us some takeaways? 138 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,800 - Yeah. Okay. - Thank you. 139 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,320 Oh, hey, I don't...I don't have my wallet. 140 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,440 There you go. Use my money. 141 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,680 It's your favorite. 142 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,400 - I'll pay you back. - Ooh, I bet. 143 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,960 I think it would be a terrific way to cut through. 144 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,000 People love videos on the internet. 145 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,880 I'm not sure people love probate law videos. 146 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,880 Maybe if we did a cat video or...? 147 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,760 Ray, I was just saying, 148 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,440 I think Gruber & Gruber should do a promotional video. 149 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,200 Maybe with a cat in it? 150 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:09,200 Won't be doing anything for Gruber & Gruber. 151 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:12,120 Just found out we can't trade under that name while you're suspended. 152 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,680 Can you get on to that, George? 153 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:16,120 Knock one of those Grubers off for me, mate? 154 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,520 - Oh, no. - You'll need a ladder. 155 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,160 And you might want to start with the second one. 156 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,320 Other it would be "& Gruber", which would look ridiculous. 157 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,200 Yeah. I know. 158 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,400 I know. I know. It's our dream. 159 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,880 I...I want shared custody of Arthur. 160 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,840 Okay. It's "Artie". 161 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,320 And how would that work? You live in Sydney. 162 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,520 Well, six months on, six months off. 163 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,680 Oh, my God, you're serious? 164 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,080 You...you just took him. We never discussed it. 165 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,880 Yeah. He's my dog. 166 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,480 What you can't be content with just taking the house 167 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,720 and the self esteem? 168 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,040 You don't get it. I...I'm an artist, he's my muse. 169 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,920 Well, he's a pretty shit muse. You haven't written anything for 10 years. 170 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,920 Hurtful. Alright.... 171 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,120 Th..there hasn't been another novel, but I've been doing a lot of poetry, 172 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,600 there's been some journaling, 173 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,920 I'm...I'm doing a lot of talks at the library. 174 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,920 - Wow. All inspired by my dog? - Our dog. 175 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:15,280 - I bought him, remember? - For me. You bought him for me. With my money. 176 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,320 Have you still got my wallet? 177 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,360 Oh...sorry. I forgot. 178 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,400 Can I get the receipt for... 179 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,800 I can claim it. It's a business... 180 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,240 Gentle. Gentle. 181 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,880 Is that a butter-knife? 182 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:41,600 - Hello, Helen. - Oh, hello, Roz. 183 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,040 - How's the weather out there? - It's very good, thanks. 184 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,200 - And how is the weather with you? - What does that mean? 185 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,560 Have you chipped that? 186 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,480 Only exterior. 187 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah. But why do I have to do chitchat every time I pass her in the office? 188 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,040 - It's a tiny office. - Because it's polite. 189 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,320 It's what people do, Helen. 190 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,600 Well, sorry, mate, I don't have that much chitchat. 191 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,400 - Yeah. Course you do. - Nah. 192 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,240 You...you could ask, how'd you sleep last night? 193 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,600 - Or, what's on for the weekend or... - Bored. 194 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,560 Have you got any suggestions, Graham? 195 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,480 Did you know that many European countries 196 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,720 enjoy their main meal of the day at lunchtime? 197 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,120 No. No. That's not chitchat. That's like a fun fact. 198 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,760 I think that's more just a fact, May. 199 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,200 It's got to be casual, like, 200 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:25,600 ooh, I notice you're drinking Earl Grey tea, how delicious. 201 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,720 But have you tried French Earl Grey? 202 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,320 'Cause it's a little more subtle. See? 203 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,520 Okay. Let me try again. 204 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,840 Did you know that wombat poo is square? 205 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,360 No. Stop. See, you can't start with "did you know", 206 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,040 because that's not chit-cha... 207 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,240 Is their poo really square? 208 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,680 Guys, I'm actually quite tired. Do you mind if I go to bed? 209 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:43,200 Yeah. Of course. 210 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:45,480 Actually, you do look very tired, sweetie. You should go to bed. 211 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,040 It's just...you're on my bed 'cause I'm sleeping on your sofa. 212 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,200 Which is very kind of you. But it means you have to... 213 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,160 ...get out of my room, and I'm sending you to bed. 214 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,200 Go to bed. 215 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,640 - Be like toddlers. - Go on. 216 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,400 Here Joycee. Ready? Go. 217 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:15,120 That's my guy! Good boy. 218 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,920 Come on in. Let me show you around. 219 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:30,080 Here at Gruber & Associates, we specialize in wills and probate. 220 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,760 Whether you're looking for a will 221 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,200 or a Helen...Helen? 222 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,280 Morning Roz. 223 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,400 - Did you sleep well? - Get out of my shot. 224 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,080 Keep moving. I'm working. 225 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,520 Keep walking. Go. Go. Go. Out. 226 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,360 I slept very well, thank you. 227 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,960 Morning, George. Always good to chat. 228 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,440 Start again. 229 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,240 Here. 230 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,000 Don't look at yourself, Roz, look at the barrel, down the barrel. 231 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,720 Is that there or there? I think it's there. 232 00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:02,480 Alright. I've just got a couple of teas for you there. 233 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,680 If you need a spoon, 234 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,080 there's probably one in your bag from last time. 235 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,520 And I might just take that back to reception, I think, Mrs.Popovitch. 236 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,280 No, no. Finders keepers. 237 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,000 Yep. Yep. Well, I find it, I'm keeping it. 238 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,280 Okay. Hide that. 239 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,880 What are these...? Who put these here? 240 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,480 The old guy, the "fine sir" guy, asked if he could put them there. 241 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,240 Oh, no way. That's not happening. 242 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,960 - Helen. - Yeah. 243 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,480 Can you frisk Mrs.Popovitch? 244 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,920 I think she's got the lucky waving cat in her pocket. 245 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,840 No. I'm not going to cavity search an old woman. 246 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,440 Cavity search? It's not in her prison pocket. 247 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,800 Alright. 248 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,400 Okay... 249 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,960 Finders keepers. 250 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,000 Sure. Knock yourself out. You can have all those. 251 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,480 Now, Mrs.Popovitch, have you agreed to grant your daughter power of attorney? 252 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,760 - Yes. She has. - No. I haven't. 253 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Okay. Now, she's just said she hasn't. 254 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,040 She doesn't understand. 255 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,960 - Let me tell her. - Okay. 256 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:04,000 I'm getting power of attorney today, Mother, remember? We agreed. 257 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Okay. 258 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,040 Do you understand what power of attorney means, Mrs.Popovitch? 259 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,480 Yes. I do. 260 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,880 She wants my money because she's addicted to the eBay. 261 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:18,480 - Do you know what eBay is? - It's the devil's department store. 262 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,160 Don't say that about eBay. 263 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,680 I'll let... 264 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,640 Oh...no. No. 265 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,040 No. No. No. No. Can't have that. That's my phone. 266 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,240 I like the dog. 267 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,320 Well, you know what? You can have the dog. I don't care about that bit. 268 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,360 There you go. 269 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,920 Finders keepers. 270 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,920 - Is that your dog? - Yeah. That's my dog. 271 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,280 Best dog in the world. That's Artie. 272 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,240 - I used to have a dog. - Aww... 273 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,280 - No...she didn't. - Okay. 274 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,640 Eileen, do you have a medical certificate 275 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,440 that says your mother has dementia? 276 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,520 Yes. 277 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,200 Okay. Well, can I see that? 278 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,440 No. She ate it. 279 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,920 - I didn't. - You did, Mother. 280 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,440 You just don't remember. 281 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,800 Okay. Let's just stop for a minute. Can I ask your mother a question? 282 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,360 Do you know what day it is today, Mrs.Popovitch? 283 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,560 - No, she doesn't. - Okay. I'm not asking...just, let's... 284 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,080 - Let her answer. - Tuesday. 285 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,320 Good. Okay. 286 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,320 - Now, was that just a lucky guess? - Yes. 287 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,400 Okay. 288 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,160 She thinks every day is Tuesday. 289 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,600 Do you make many conference calls, Mrs.Popovitch? 290 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,600 Mm-hm. 291 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,320 Alright. 292 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,720 Calling lots of people? 293 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,480 Pope Francis. 294 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,280 Is he a good friend? 295 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,760 Mmm. Yes. 296 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,560 Let's have a look, Roz. 297 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,360 Come on in. Let me show you around. 298 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,160 Need a will? You've come to the right place. 299 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,480 Here at Gruber & Associates we specialize in wills and probate. 300 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,880 And this, right here, is our 'State of the heart' meeting room. 301 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,080 And, yes, you heard me right. 302 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,600 I said "State of the heart" 303 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,440 Jesus Roz, I've got motion sickness. 304 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,160 Well, I had to film it myself. 305 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,640 Yeah. I'm glad you're keeping busy. 306 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,440 But the problem is you can't be the face of the company. 307 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,560 Fine, then you do it. 308 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,080 I can't do it either. 309 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,360 Our whole angle is the mature lady. It has to be a woman. 310 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,080 - Ask Fisk to do it. - Helen can not be the face. 311 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,880 Why not? She's a woman, she's got a face. 312 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,040 Raymond, she always looks unhappy. She never smiles. 313 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,720 No, I think it's just that thing, what's it called? 314 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,360 Angry lady face. 315 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:15,600 - You mean bitchy resting face. - Exactly. 316 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,320 Yeah. What you're doing now. 317 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,240 Your hair looks beautiful in this, by the way. 318 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,240 It does. 319 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,800 That's your invoice. 320 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,000 Invoice. Yes. Put it in the post. 321 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,640 We enjoy getting post. 322 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,920 No. 323 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,120 Ray said they can't leave without paying the bill. 324 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,240 - They're not all... - Where's the other one gone? 325 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,040 No. No. No. No. No. Mrs.Popovitch, I'm going to take that from you. 326 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,600 Just make her take it. 327 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,640 Come on. 328 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,000 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. That doesn't go... 329 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,720 No. Don't take the elephant. 330 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,680 George, she needs to... 331 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,840 She needs to pay that before she leaves. 332 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,920 No. 333 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,600 - No! Don't take the furniture. - Actually... 334 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,960 Okay? 335 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,320 No. No. No. 336 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,200 - Really? - I like these. 337 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,720 - Do you? - Finders keepers. 338 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,920 Do you want to give me a hand? Or are you protecting the pamphlets? 339 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,920 Yeah. I had to protect this area. 340 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,800 You couldn't protect me from the Darrell Lea ladies? 341 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,120 I really don't want to be on camera, Roz. 342 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,320 Oh, well, I don't want you to be on camera either. 343 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,240 But by the time I jazz it up with some music and graphics 344 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,680 we'll hardly notice you. 345 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,600 So...here, try and have a read. 346 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,480 Try selling it to me. 347 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,960 Here we go. And... 348 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:52,520 Action. 349 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,840 At Gruber & Associates we specialize in wills and probate. 350 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,900 Whether you need to make a will or you've lost a loved one... 351 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,920 Alright. Let me stop you. 352 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,680 What is...? I mean, you look angry or is it annoyed? 353 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,360 Roz, it's just my face. It's just my face. 354 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:07,040 Try smiling. 355 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,560 Add some teeth. 356 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,480 Take the teeth away. 357 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,920 No, now you just look constipated. 358 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,680 Well, I eat a lot of cheese, Roz. 359 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,040 So... 360 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,500 that's what happens. 361 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,340 May? Graham? What... 362 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,920 - Hang on, shh, shh. - I can't... 363 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,280 Graham, tell May to shush, I can't hear you. What are you saying? 364 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,320 When? No. How long ago? 365 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,080 Jesus Christ. Okay. 366 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,560 Graham, are you crying? 367 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,120 Okay. Just calm down. Take a breath. 368 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,920 Yeah. I'm leaving the office now. 369 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,440 Alright? Just...hang on. I'll call you back. 370 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,480 My portrait can stay up. It doesn't say I'm partner. 371 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,960 Ray, can I go, please? I have to... 372 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,280 - Oh, hi, Roz. - How is your afternoon going? 373 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,920 How's the weather outside? 374 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,360 Are you drinking tea? Oh...is that Earl Grey tea? 375 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,880 Have you tried French Earl Grey tea? 376 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,040 I believe it's a little more subtle and therefore delicious 377 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040 - Fisk. - Yeah. 378 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,360 - Are you having a stroke? - No. 379 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,960 - Do you know, many European... - George. 380 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,040 - I think she's stroking out. - No, I'm not. I'm chatting. 381 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,880 You're really not. What's the problem? 382 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,160 Can I please leave early? I have a family emergency. 383 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,720 - Yes. Go. Please. - Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,160 Do you have any plans for this evening, Roz? 385 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,520 - Go. - Yep. 386 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,920 To the left. Drop it. 387 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,080 May, it's me. What's happening? 388 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,760 I couldn't understand a word Graham said. 389 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,800 I'm so sorry, Helen. 390 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,160 He said he was only going to a half an hour. 391 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,280 Oh, my God, have you got me on speaker? One of you speak at a time. 392 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280 I can't...May, you talk. 393 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,280 He said he was only going to be in town for a couple of days 394 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,120 and he wanted to take Artie for a walk. 395 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,920 - It was William. - She knows it was William. 396 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,720 - He was wearing a checked shirt. - No. I would have said plaid. 397 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,000 - He looked very handsome. - I don't care what he was wearing. 398 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,340 Just, what time was it? When did he take him? 399 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,720 - Oh, about three hours ago. - Four hours ago. 400 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,490 Okay. It's fine. It's fine. I know where he's going to be. 401 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,960 No. I think it was more like three...Helen. 402 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,600 Helen? 403 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,800 Oh, I think she's dropped out. You'll have to call her back. 404 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,560 Here we go. 405 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,600 Now, Akiko, your poetry has been made into a film, 406 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,160 can you speak to that experience? 407 00:18:54,160 --> 00:19:00,040 The film was a dialogue between a mother and her unborn child. 408 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,080 Helen. Helen. Helen. 409 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,520 Helen. 410 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,760 My poems were used Helen. 411 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,400 as the thoughts of the fetus. 412 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,960 - Helen. - What a beautiful idea. 413 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,240 - Go on. - Helen. 414 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,760 - Sorry, I... - Helen. 415 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,040 - Yes? - We got in for free. 416 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,040 Did you? Good. 417 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,600 No. I lost my train of thought. 418 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,680 Take a moment while I turn to William. 419 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,960 William, your book has won a lot of awards. 420 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,000 Was it 14 in total? 421 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,760 It was actually 15, Lindy, if you include the FUBA, 422 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,080 the Favorite Ukrainian Book Award. 423 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,000 Apparently I'm very popular in the Ukraine. 424 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,260 - I think we've just found the promo for our podcast. - Oh. Stop. 425 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,040 I'm sorry, Madam, we'll do questions at the end. 426 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,560 William, could you talk about the, uh, the process? 427 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,240 Madam, could you please put your hand down? 428 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,880 - Where's my dog? - Quite the existential question. 429 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,960 But as I am this session's interlocutor, 430 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,800 - what I would like to know is... - William. Where's my dog? 431 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,640 - Shh. - You shush. 432 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,160 Valerie, have we called security? 433 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,400 He's my dog. Where is he? I want him back. 434 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,870 It's still Tuesday, Helen. 435 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,000 I know. Well done, Mrs.Popovitch, it is Tuesday. 436 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,560 - Madam. - Yeah. Alright. 437 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,040 Valerie, is it? 438 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,120 - I might take this opportunity to... - I want my dog back. 439 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,680 ...continue the conversation. 440 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,600 Yeah. Alright. Well, you go first. 441 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,840 Perhaps to help us reset, I might ask Akiko if you would 442 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,480 improvise one of your famous haikus for us? 443 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,720 He's a dog thief. 444 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,360 Why don't you put that in your podcast? Asshole. 445 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,360 Not you, Lindy. 446 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,800 Not you, Akiko. 447 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,080 Just you. 448 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,000 I'm going, Valerie. God. 449 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,480 Ready. 450 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,520 - Shush. - Oh, shush off. 451 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,320 Oh, we are in for a real treat, everyone. 452 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,600 Disruption, 453 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,480 thunder-faced woman... 454 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,720 shouting, crazy, "Where's my dog"? 455 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,680 Lady, please. Get out. 456 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,360 Fine. 457 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,320 So accurate. 458 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,850 Artie. Artie. 459 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,280 It's my dog. 460 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,000 Did you want the milk? 461 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,120 No. Thanks. No. 462 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,400 - Would you like some honey, sweetie? - No. I'm fine. 463 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,120 Oh, I'm so sorry about Artie, Helen. 464 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,480 It's not your fault. It's not your fault. 465 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,760 - He had a good life. - He's not dead, Graham. 466 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,680 - Hey, Helen. - Hey, webmaster. 467 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,800 Roz asked me to film that video with you today. 468 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,440 Yeah. Fine. Whatever. 469 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,960 Just come and get me when you're ready. 470 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,760 Losing a loved one is always difficult. 471 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,720 They can be stolen away without warning. 472 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,040 And when that happens 473 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,640 it can be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad. 474 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,000 And that's where Gruber & Associates can help. 475 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,560 We take care of business, so you can take time to grieve. 476 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,040 Now, imagine when I put some music on that. 477 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,520 Something in a minor key. Play it again, George. 478 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,360 Hello, I'm Helen Tudor-Fisk. 479 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:05,120 Here at Gruber & Associates, we specialize in wills and probate. 480 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,840 Is it going to be music or annoying humming? 481 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,080 And what about the cat? 482 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,600 I thought you said there was going to be a cat. 483 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,760 Hey, Helen, Popovitch alert. Popovitch alert. Come quickly. 484 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,240 I can't leave the station. 485 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,000 Oh, my favorite. 486 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,200 Finders keepers. 487 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,600 Oh, Mrs.Popovitch. I'm going to take that. Thank you. 488 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,720 - Hello. - Hello, Helen. 489 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,360 - It's Wednesday. - I know. 490 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,680 I found something for you. 491 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,480 Okay. She's got a strong grip. 492 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,840 - Are we taking the cactus? - Yes. 493 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,160 Okay. We're taking the cactus. 494 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,200 What? 495 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,600 It's Artie. 496 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,280 And a lovely stool. 497 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,920 I found them at the festival. 498 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,960 Hey, Artie. 499 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,800 - Finders keepers. - Finders keepers. 500 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,080 Finders keepers. 501 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,920 Hello. 502 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,360 How are you? 503 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:43,690 Hello. I'm Helen Tudor-Fisk. 504 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:48,840 And here at Gruber & Associates we specialize in wills and probate. 505 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:52,320 Losing a loved one is always difficult. 506 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,280 They can be stolen away without warning. 507 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,120 And when that happens, 508 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:02,160 it can be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad. 509 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,160 And that's where Gruber & Associates can help. 510 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,800 We take care of business 511 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,280 so you can take time to grieve. 512 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,160 Meow. 513 00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:31,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38234

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