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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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- www.addic7ed.com -
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This is the shirt you chose?
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Denim, with all the
Warner Brothers characters
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peeking out of the pocket?
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Yeah, it's the fanciest shirt I have.
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But Warner Brothers wouldn't
license their actual characters.
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Eh, how are you, Doctor?
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Oh, my God, will you look at this?
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Bonnie's latest post has 43 likes.
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That's tied for the record.
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That's good, but it should say,
"Pretty good view from here."
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No, no, no, it's because
she's at the pier.
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So... I love that.
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Damn it, Peter,
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now she's got the Spooner Street record.
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Hang on, I'm texting
Quagmire and Cleveland.
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They gotta see this.
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Hey, kids, I'm Mr. Andy,
and I just invented
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this really crazy game.
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One person hides in a top secret spot,
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and the others count to ten,
then try and find him.
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We'll call it, oh, I don't know,
"hide-and-seek"?
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I say, one game covering
covert activity,
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surveillance and counting?
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I would follow this man into
the very bowels of hell.
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All right, who wants to hide first?
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Oh, me, me.
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Looks like we have
our first little hider.
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I'm so glad they didn't fire you
for giving us baths.
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Okay, it's time to bid on our
final donated item of the night:
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a romantic Vermont weekend getaway.
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Peter, we have to win.
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Vermont is an Instagram goldmine.
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I could shatter Bonnie's record.
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Lois, we can't afford...
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I'll take you to Ben & Jerry's.
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I have $600 taped to my stomach.
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$600!
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Sold. There were no other bids.
You could have had it for $40.
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That concludes this scene,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Chris, what... Oh, who cares?
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We're in Vermont till Sunday.
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Call if you have to
but, like, let's not call.
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Can we only brush our teeth
for 60 seconds
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instead of the full 90?
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You brush your teeth? Nerd.
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And remember, kids, if you get nervous,
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you can always turn on
the home security system.
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That's right. The keypad code is 6969.
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If your mother doesn't want to do it,
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at least she can type it.
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You're a legend, Dad.
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Hey, Brian, can you find me?
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What the... Is that a talking blanket?
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It's me. It's crazy, right?
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It's this brand-new game
called hide-and-seek.
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Basically a peekaboo
on Flintstones Vitamins.
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- Let's play
- Fine.
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But like all adults, on my turns,
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I'll only hide in beds
so I can take little naps.
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I'll start counting. Go upstairs.
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Whoa, I never even thought about
hiding upstairs.
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This is a game changer, like Twitch.
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Normal voice.
Playing Minecraft, quiet-normal.
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Loudest scream possible!
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Kinda quiet, normal-quiet, Minecraft.
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Scorching-hot audio levels!
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Oh, my God.
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Pretty cool spot, eh, Bri?
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Do all kids know what a good spot
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a closed-door refrigerator is?
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No. Don't ever hide in there.
Could you even breathe?
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No. It's a good thing
you were looking for me.
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Stewie, no. Very bad.
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What the hell was that?
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A spanking. That was me spanking you.
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That's it? Brian,
you either gotta be that guy
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or-or not be that guy.
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I-I don't... I don't know what that was.
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Oh, God, she did it again.
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- Who?
- Bonnie.
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Every time I do a post,
she does one right after.
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- So what?
- So what?
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It undercuts my post's popularity.
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Like Armageddon and Deep Impact.
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Oh, yeah, that was weird.
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Can you imagine you just
wrapped principle shooting
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on Volcano, and you're very proud of it,
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and then bam, here comes Dante's Peak?
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One more and I'll get it.
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You've just finished
a comprehensive retelling
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of early '70s middle-distance
running in Oregon
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with Prefontaine,
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and then boom, your Leto gets Crudup'ed
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by Without Limits.
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Sorry, I was tracking
two ladies holding hands,
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and they just kissed goodbye,
so I've been elsewhere.
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Wha-What were you saying?
Y-You like movies or something?
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Ah, look at this.
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A glassblowing class.
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That kind of crap is perfect
for Instagram.
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Oh, I'm so beat.
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Me and Rupert played H&S...
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Quicker way to say hide-and-seek...
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All night, until like 8:00 p. m.
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I'm not even joking. Wanna play?
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Not now. I'm trying to get
this TED Talk onto the TV.
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I can see the PornHub logo
reflecting on your
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big, wet dog eyes, you scumbag.
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Honestly, Stewie, I'm getting
pretty bored of hide-and-seek.
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Oh, please, Brian,
just one game. Please?
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Okay.
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But no more hiding in the fridge,
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in the washing machine, the open safe
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with the long-forgotten combination.
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Oh, no, I'm way better now.
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I might be the best player in the world.
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Okay, I'm gonna go hide. Count to 20.
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I'll probably count to, like,
six or seven minutes.
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Oh, baby, that's the spot.
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Oh, Amelie, Noelle,
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I have a 48-hour layover in Paris,
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and I'd love to include you
in my horny plans.
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Oui, oui.
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Yeah, on me.
That's what I was hoping for.
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Oh, this is gonna be a great weekend.
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That seems like it's happening, right?
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Your orgy? Yeah.
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Can we just talk about plane stuff?
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Ah, I forget you young guys
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don't like to talk about sex at work.
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Hey, take over for a sec.
I gotta make sure I packed
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my pilot sunglasses that
diminish our entire profession
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to a frat guy's Halloween costume.
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- Stewie?
- Mr. Quagmire?
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Terrance.
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All right, we're gonna
get you home, little guy.
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Peter, is Lois there? Put me on speaker.
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Hi, Glenn. What's going on?
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Well, I just flew to Paris,
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and Stewie was somehow in my suitcase.
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He must have snuck in there.
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Oh, my God! Is he okay?
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Yeah, he's eating one of those
weird French street ham things
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that aren't good but are also amazing.
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Look, how soon can you come get him?
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I only have 48 hours in Paris
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and a whole list of
horny activities to do.
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Okay, let me just do the math.
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In 48 hours we'd need to
get to an airport,
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which we're hours from,
find a last-minute flight...
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If there are any...
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Fly ten hours, then wait for Peter's
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post-flight airport poop...
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Peter don't poop on planes.
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Or we leave him in the care
of a trusted adult
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and one of our best friends
and enjoy the first trip
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we've had together in years.
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Lois, uh, shouldn't we go?
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Okay, if you think that...
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Ah! I got another like.
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Peter, listen, Stewie is safe,
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we're in the prettiest place
we'll ever be
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and I'm on an Instagram hot streak.
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I can beat Bonnie's record.
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Still, as parents, I think that...
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Oh, look, my mom's friend that
kind of looks like
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the AT&T lady just commented
on my last post.
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She says, "Your husband is
very handsome."
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Quags, you got this, right?
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- Captain Quagmire, the Quags...
- Stop! I can't believe this.
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Okay, I'll watch him.
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But I'm not happy, Peter.
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Oh, and now that you're my babysitter,
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I'd rather you call me Mr. Griffin.
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Peter, did you just text me
the peach emoji
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followed by the water squirt emoji?
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Yeah. You're the babysitter now.
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And it's "Mr. Griffin."
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This is the Paris Attractions Channel,
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with a host who's never been to Paris.
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Oh, wow, what is that thing?
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The Eiffel Tower is one of
Paris' top attractions.
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It's like a hundred feet, huh?
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Yeah, yeah. I wonder
if you could get up there.
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If you do plan on visiting,
you want to get here early.
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Is that right? Yeah, yeah,
that could be cool.
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Hey, is that, like, the king's house?
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Oh! Can we go there? Please?
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I don't know
what you're yammering about,
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but the only place you're going
is this hotel and the airport.
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Kind of thought you'd be asleep by now.
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I'm smart but not
"put myself to sleep" smart.
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I'm just gonna put on some music
for a bit to calm down.
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- What do you like?
- Goo-goo.
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- The Dolls?
- Gaga.
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The Lady? Aha.
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Now you're talking my language.
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Hey. Hey, you got moves, man.
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Yeah, I mean, Ms. Christie
put me two from the middle
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at dance class winter demo.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Hey, you want to jump on the bed?
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See how high you can get?
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- Go ahead.
- Is...
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A-Are we allowed?
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Is this really happening?
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Hey, that looks fun.
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Me and this baby who is not mine
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are in the room below trying to sleep.
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This is hotel,
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not jungle gym
children's play structure.
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- Very sorry.
- It won't happen again.
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- What a loser.
- What a dork baby.
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You know, I think
they were weirdly on our plane.
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I weirdly think those guys
were on our airport shuttle.
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You know, I envy you, Stewie.
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I used to be innocent like you.
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I've killed people.
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Then I lost my virginity at six
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to our strangely female plumber.
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- Respect.
- I know you're just a baby, but...
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I feel like you really understand me.
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I can understand you, dude.
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Aw, it's late. You must be tired.
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There you go, little buddy.
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We now return to Toi, Moi et Dupree.
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Le wow.
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They say Mona Lisa's eyes
follow you wherever you go.
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Yeesh. Quagmire was right.
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Somebody's in here!
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Oh, her expression is gas!
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Oh, this is it.
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A good caption
and Bonnie's reign is over.
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Hey, how 'bout we stand
on either side of the tree
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and the caption is "Tree Amigos"?
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Or I'm holding a leaf and
it says "Leafing is so hard"?
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Yeah, uh, you know, I feel like
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someone said "Tree Amigos" earlier
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and-and we were... We were all laughing.
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Okay, step back.
251
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,712
Another step.
252
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,550
Big step back.
253
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,093
Peter, are you sure?
254
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,803
I'm a little close to the edge.
255
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,973
No, you're fine.
One more big, big step back.
256
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,477
You know what, tiny step forward.
257
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,104
W...
258
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,566
Whoa, that's not
usually how cliffs work.
259
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,071
You know, Stewie, this wasn't
the weekend I had planned,
260
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,864
but I'm having a lot of fun with you.
261
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,366
Me, too. It's so fun,
262
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,077
I don't even mind
the too-loud French radio.
263
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,703
Bonsoir, Paris. You're listening
264
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,622
to Double Vé-Cé-O-Qu, Le Coq.
265
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,457
Rude 102! Shut up!
266
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,834
We've got deux tickets for Un Direction,
267
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,795
so give us a call at cinq-cinq-cinq,
268
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,296
cinq-cinq-cinq-cinq.
269
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,174
And I hope the ladies have
an umbrella for this next one
270
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,468
or they'll be "Alouette."
271
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,429
♪ Alouette, gentille alouette. ♪
272
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,728
I love you, man.
273
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,689
I love you, too, man.
274
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,609
And, hey, you know, I-I know
my dad and everyone says
275
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,070
that your car I-looks...
276
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,822
Is like a woman's car,
277
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,323
but I-I like it.
278
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,492
And, hey, off-topic,
but you-you don't think
279
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,912
my car is-is like
a-a woman's car, right?
280
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,623
- Yeah, no. No, no way, man.
- Okay, good, good, good.
281
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,625
Yeah, 'cause Peter's
always saying stuff.
282
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,294
I-I mean, I love your dad,
283
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,381
but he's-he's just...
He's not very sensitive.
284
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,108
Oh, my God, it's Madeline!
285
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,985
She must have snuck out of the nunnery.
286
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,654
She's kind of a bad girl.
287
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,659
I got to shoot my shot with her.
288
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,543
We are approaching
289
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,919
the end of the line.
290
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,714
Please grab all bags and babies.
291
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,965
Stewie, we got to get off.
292
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,675
Hey, Stewie, stop messing around.
293
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,635
This is our stop.
294
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,054
Stewie!
295
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,431
Stewie! Where are you?!
296
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,849
Oh, please, you got to help me.
297
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,017
I'm looking for a little boy
298
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,685
with red overalls and a yellow shirt.
299
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,562
You are looking to buy or to rent?
300
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,356
What? No! God!
301
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,775
How is Paris considered a classy city?
302
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,987
The buildings are beautiful.
The people are trash.
303
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,119
Stewie! Stewie!
304
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,704
Stewie!
305
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,414
Sir, have you seen a baby
306
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,124
with a football-shaped head around here?
307
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,835
Yes, all babies have
a round, football-shaped head.
308
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,253
No, I mean the real football!
309
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,464
The one where you can't remember
how to put on pants
310
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,632
when you're 38.
311
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,633
Taxi!
312
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,302
Taxi rapid transfer garbage strike.
313
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,639
It began a moment ago and
will end the moment you leave.
314
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,269
Stewie?
315
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,896
Are you here?
316
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,277
I'm screwed.
317
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,071
I'm totally screwed.
318
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,783
Wait a minute. I can't call Peter.
He'll kill me!
319
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,459
Ha-ha. Got him.
320
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,253
Glenn Quagmire.
321
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,630
What... is... up?
322
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,881
I lost Stewie in Paris.
323
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,675
We got separated and I can't find him.
324
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,135
I'm too ashamed to tell Peter.
325
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,345
- What? Did you call the police?
- On strike.
326
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,180
Brian, you're
the last guy I want to call,
327
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,682
but you know Stewie better than anyone.
328
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,891
Can you help me find him?
329
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,309
I'll fly you to Paris.
330
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,229
First class and no male
flight attendants in my area.
331
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,314
- Fine.
- I knew airlines could do that!
332
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,608
Also, I want a special
Kibbles 'n Bits meal.
333
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,110
- Fine...
- Only, Quagmire,
334
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,445
I want just the bits.
335
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,530
Come on! Who's gonna pick
the kibbles out?
336
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,409
I kind of don't want to have
to think about that, Glenn.
337
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,454
Lois, you had a big fall,
but you're gonna be fine.
338
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,621
We're getting you to the hospital.
339
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,874
Oh, Peter, I'm so glad you're here.
340
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,375
Me, too. Hey, you know,
341
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,878
you were saying some
crazy things when you were out.
342
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,087
I was?
343
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,756
Yeah, I mean, you said you
lost 1,100 bucks on Bet Kings.
344
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,758
I checked the account.
You definitely lost it.
345
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,386
But in light of what happened,
I'm not mad at you.
346
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,972
I mean, UConn had
literally never lost to Rutgers
347
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,515
in lacrosse. I mean, it was free money.
348
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,351
You're betting on lacrosse now?
349
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,394
You're not wrong!
350
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,980
There's no way UConn loses twice
in a row!
351
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,983
Plus, Syracuse's all-American
attacker, Tristan Wyndcroft,
352
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,984
broke his leg!
353
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,986
It'll be all Huskies all day!
354
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,863
Peter, no!
355
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,864
Just rest, babe!
356
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,700
I promise I'm not mad at you!
357
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,872
Where else could Stewie be?
358
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,957
Should we look in, like, a park?
359
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,542
"In, like, a park"?
360
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,753
I flew you out here
for this level of insight?
361
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,255
- I thought you knew him!
- I do know him, okay?
362
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,132
And I would have taken
a lot better care of him.
363
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,259
You lost him, Glenn! How do you do that?
364
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,137
What, did you go to a-a sex...
place or something
365
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,472
and leave him tied up outside?
366
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,557
No! We went out to dinner
and drank some wine,
367
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,560
just like every responsible
adult and child in France.
368
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,895
But you're right.
369
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,063
I lost him.
370
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,982
And now he's gone and it's all my fault.
371
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,901
I'm a loser.
372
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,945
I'd do anything to get him back.
373
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,154
I really miss him.
374
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,822
- You do?
- Yeah.
375
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,074
We really bonded.
376
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,158
It was nice.
377
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,160
He's a special little guy, huh?
378
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,954
Yeah. He sure is.
379
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,121
We just got to find him.
380
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,998
And in a town called "gay Paree,"
381
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,833
he could literally be anywhere.
382
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,966
Where am I?
383
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,426
What am I going to do?
384
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,307
My guidebook said
Marcel Proust is buried there.
385
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,809
He'll know what to do.
386
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,086
Ugh. Can't even get through
his tomb quote.
387
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,882
I wish Brian were here
to pretend he gets it.
388
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,478
The Père Lachaise Cemetery.
389
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,606
We were supposed to go
before we got separated!
390
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,899
Yeah, and while we're here,
I wouldn't mind taking a leak
391
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,318
on Gérard Depardieu's grave.
392
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,652
He's still alive.
393
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,820
Really?
394
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,904
How?
395
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,990
Stewie!
396
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,743
- Stewie!
- Hey, look!
397
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,202
Stewie!
398
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,247
Brian? What... what are you doing here?
399
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,000
Quagmire called me...
400
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,377
And, um...
401
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,630
and he told me you guys
were playing hide-and-seek
402
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,090
but that you were
too good a player for him.
403
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,134
He... he did?
404
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,761
He did. He said he needed my help,
405
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,763
because I'm a dog and I can smell you.
406
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,265
You're too good
to be found any other way.
407
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,309
You know, this is
probably the best hiding place
408
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,393
I've ever seen.
409
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,603
But it's not...
410
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,146
It-it wasn't...
411
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,481
You really think so?
412
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,523
I know so.
413
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,900
Nobody would ever look here.
414
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,901
It's too scary.
415
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,278
It is pretty scary.
416
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,906
Am I the best hide-and-seek
player in the world?
417
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,491
Uh, yeah.
418
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,286
There's the best little
travel buddy in the world!
419
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,955
Whoa! I guess I'm really good
at lots of stuff!
420
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,001
I'd say we should get a room,
but we already have one.
421
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,962
Yep.
422
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,172
Totally.
423
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,425
I missed you,
you unrelenting douche bag.
424
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,929
♪ It seems today ♪
425
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,264
♪ That all you see ♪
426
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,059
♪ Is the violence in movies ♪
427
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,937
♪ And hon-hon-hon on TV ♪
428
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:53,274
♪ Lucky there's a family "gi." ♪
429
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,495
I'm sorry you broke your leg, Lois.
430
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,956
Oh, no, Peter, I'm the one who's sorry.
431
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,710
I got so wrapped up trying to
beat Bonnie at stupid Instagram
432
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,255
that I ruined our whole weekend.
433
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,005
I don't believe it.
434
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,925
Tristan Wyndcroft is checking in
for Syracuse.
435
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,386
With a broken leg?!
436
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,471
I know. What was I thinking?
437
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,057
And the irony is
she still has the record.
438
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,893
I guess we should probably take
an Instagram break
439
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,978
for a bit, huh?
440
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,479
Probably.
441
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,525
Can I check something
on our bank account real quick?
442
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,985
Uh, Lois?
443
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,404
You may want to see this.
444
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,158
Ah! Break's over!
445
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,743
Eat that, Bonnie!
446
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,328
Oh, Peter, now that I have
more likes than Bonnie,
447
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,583
I realize that this was
the best weekend ever.
448
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,501
Wyndcroft scores with no time left!
449
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,878
Syracuse wins!
450
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,880
Man, Lois,
451
00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:00,968
you were saying some crazy stuff
about Bet Kings during surgery.
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