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Previosly, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

I think moving on forward, if there's something

upsetting you, then I think we just speak about it first.

Stop arguments later down the line.

Okay, I agree with that.

I am genuinely apologetic.

I'm genuinely... I'm gonna miss you two.

- Do you need a hand there? - Nah, I'm all good, thanks.

She's a ****ing weapon.

I think Courts is finding her feet very well as lead deckhand.

I think Courtney deserved it.

Wacker on, Johnny.

Oh, and there's our crew.

- Hi, guys. - Hi!

I've had a charter broker as a guest before.

It was actually a nightmare.

This is the party pad.

So, this is the wave... see this?

Oh, my goodness.

- This is meters. - Yeah.

Well, we can't leave the dock.

Tomorrow, the minute it lays down, I'll take off.

Mother... er.

I do want Dave to realize that there are boundaries.

We'll go round the table with it.

Oh, I thought we were gonna present it

and be like, here's your chicken...

Yeah, go all round the table, then we dish out.

Yeah.

That this point it's just, like, embarrassing.

All right, good night, everybody.

Thank you guys so much for dinner.

- Bye! - Thank you so much.

[crash]

Oh!

Nat!

Stay there, stay there, stay there.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 17

Episode Title: "The Fall Guy" Aired on: October 24, 2022.

- Oh! - Do you need medical?

You twisted your ankle?

- Oh sh** - Oh!

Stay there, stay there, stay there.

Can you get Captain Sandy?

- Storm, Storm, to the pantry. - Ah!

Storm, Storm, to the pantry.

Captain Sandy, to the pantry, please.

Kyle has fallen.

[bleep]'s sake.

I'm just gonna grab an ice pack.

[knocks]

Where did you fall, mate?

Just... he's just fallen down the stairs.

Just get an ice pack from the ice...

- Oh, ah! - Just go up here.

Oh!

[crying]

- Is it this one? - No.

- This one? - I can take care of it.

- Have you got an ice pack? - The ice pack's coming.

Oh!

- Kyle, come here. - Okay.

Let's just assess you, mate.

What did you feel when you fell?

Just pain.

We get him to a couch and then he needs to lay down.

Let's keep an ice pack on his foot to keep the swelling...

Okay.

The blanket nice and warm.

Okay, which is your good foot, this one?

The left one's sore, honey.

Is that Capitano?

We just had Kyle fall.

No, just lean your weight on me, I got you.

A perfect leaning post.

Kyle just fell over.

He's rolled his ankle, he was crying.

- Okay. - Oh.

All right.

So, we've got him on the couch

and we've got an ice pack on his leg.

Just needed to put ice on for a second,

- and then I'll strap it. - Yeah, we'll put the ice here.

Kyle, what happened?

The small step around the corner, I missed it.

Which one?

- The corner... - Can I see your foot?

- Of course, Cap. - Ah!

You couldn't see it from there.

Oh, yeah.

If you can't put weight on it,

then you need to go to the hospital.

I'm like, is it broken, is he okay?

I'm concerned.

Okay, just lean on me, just lean on me... there you go.

There we go.

He needs to get an X-ray.

All right, message us if you need anything.

You've got everything in your pocket,

and your shoes in the pink bag.

Well, I guess we're on lates tonight.

It's gonna be okay.

Maybe Courtney can come help us tomorrow.

Courtney's now lead deck, so she's not...

Oh sh**

Let's just smash it out.

We'll do upstairs together, work out there, clean it up.

- Yeah. - Clean it out, run down here...

We'll just do it together,

everything feels worse if we separate.

Yeah, we'll be dead.

The interior team are really taking the pressure

of being stuck at the dock.

So, to lose one from your team, I literally feel sick.

And then to see Kyle in pain

is, like, one of the most upsetting things.

My heart is in my stomach.

- He'll be okay. - Yeah.

All right, get some sleep.

Wait, what time are you getting up?

I'm obviously 6:15.

What time shall I get up... 7:00.

God, I'm gonna be knackered tomorrow.

All right, let's go to bed now.

[bleep] man.

He's coming back.

So, I just strained my ligaments in my foot.

Mm-hmm, just rolled it over, hey?

Correct, so they, like...

- This side? - Yeah.

It's not broken, that's the good news.

Thank God, it's just sore now.

- Yeah, yeah. - It's kicking in proper now.

It's gonna throb when you're in bed.

I honestly feel so thankful that it's not broken,

but the doctor said that I have to be off my foot

for seven days.

Being gay and working in the interior,

I face so many walls to overcome.

I don't want people to look at me and be like,

yeah, you know, he's soft,

of course he's gonna take this time off.

I'm gonna be a laundry one.

Halfway through this charter, and only one left.

There we go.

Oh, thank you so much for staying up, it means the world.

Of course.

Oh, my God, you're back.

So... What have they said?

- I stretched my ligaments, yeah. - [bleep].

This is not how I'm going out.

I know, I don't want you to leave.

I can't cover for you either.

No worries, I'm gonna do what I can do.

There must be a way, I can't leave.

No.

I've fought damn hard to be in this position,

and I want to be here.

All I'm thinking, you know what, I'm gonna be sent home.

[alarm sounds]

If you wanna start from sundeck,

I'll come meet you and help you now

What the [bleep] are we gonna do?

It still looks terrible.

Storm, Storm, Sandy, meet me in the bridge.

Copy that, on my way.

Is there any more dish washing tablets?

Is that all there is?

I don't think we can leave the dock today.

- If it starts to lay down... - Yeah.

But don't count on it.

I'll let them know we're not leaving the dock.

[bleep]

You could also do the water sports in that corner.

- It wasn't bad. - Oh, is it better today?

- Yeah. - All right.

It's literally "Bold and the Beautiful" in the galley.

Why?

I'm literally the middle person.

It'll be like, "Tell Natasha I want an avocado."

"He wants an avocado."

I'm really confused at this sitch,

because they're literally brawling.

Okay, guys, we're not gonna abandon the interior department.

- Yeah. - They'll be short-handed.

Help them however you can.

I'm gonna try and get them in the water.

Still too much swell to leave the dock?

Going to try in the tender.

These guests are used to the world of yachting,

so that adds extra pressure on myself and interior.

Now there's, like, lots of eyes on us.

We can take them on a cruise, and then Seabobs, eFoil, and...

- Yeah. - Stand-up paddle boards.

I can delegate our team to different departments.

Let's do what we would do on the water, just get involved.

Right now I think our tip's, like, $30.

Oh, lovely.

Have you ordered any fruit, Natasha?

I don't order fruit.

If you want me to order fruit, just let me know.

So, obviously, I'm not...

So, is there any more dish washing tablets?

So, obviously, I'm not in control of that.

Natasha... okay.

Is there any more dish washing tablets?

- No, I've given... - That's all there is?

I ordered some, but obviously they've not come

if they're not there.

- Hey, good morning. - Morning, Sandy,

Could you come in the galley with me?

Yeah, sure.

- Good morning. - Hello.

Good morning. Would you stop cutting for a minute?

All right, so, there's tension here, I can feel it.

Last night, service was slow; I don't know why.

You guys, whatever you're going through,

you gotta work through, because we...

this is our last two charters.

I wanna end on a high note.

So, put aside whatever it is and be professionals.

Coming up...

Oh sh** Mzi?

Last night, service was slow; I don't know why.

It was chaos, it was absolute chaos.

So, figure it out.

I need you guys to rise above

and think about the entire crew and the experience,

and not your feelings and emotions.

- Yeah. - This is our last two charters.

I wanna end on a high note.

Let's just continue that.

- All right, thanks. - Okay.

Ah!

- Good morning. - Good morning, how are you?

- Good. - Morning.

Actually, if I can get an iced latte, please?

- Yeah, sure. - Same thing.

- Okay, same, easy. - We're easy.

We're gonna do breakfast right now.

Aw, how lovely.

Hey.

- Captain Sandy? - Si!

Hello, the guests asked if you'd like

to eat with them this morning.

Breakfast.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Thank you.

Does yours taste a little weird?

Mine's a little funny.

[imitates blender]

I need a nice, hearty breakfast.

Captain Sandy's coming to join us for breakfast.

I am, like, praying to God we go out at sea.

- Morning. - Good morning.

Hi, Sandy.

Is there a way to do water sports today?

Yeah, we were saying maybe if we do get out,

we could do, like, nighttime water sports.

Well, you know, I looked at the seas.

They're so big.

Oh.

It's terrible, I'm sorry.

So, what we're gonna do is

there's a corner inside the port.

But maybe we could do that with the tender.

Yeah, so they have Seabobs, paddle boards.

Okay, let's do that.

Is it telling that the boat is rocking, even in port?

These stairs are dangerous.

Actually, I was gonna tell you later,

Kyle took a bad fall last night.

- Oh! Oh, really? - His ankle is really bad.

Figures... our luck.

So, this is gonna be extremely difficult,

but we're gonna do it.

Basically just wanna get everything on the tender,

set the NautiBuoy up and leave Reid with it, just,

like, floating around like a castaway.

Awesome.

Set up, come back, pick them up, take them.

After this little thing gets out,

do you mind if I then pop in the cabins and the boys...

No, go for it.

[grunts]

I am aware of how much we need to impress the guests,

because they're stuck at dock.

Like, entertain them, get the water toys out,

and turn them around.

The tip depends on us. Like, full stop.

Can you have a gyro with a stabilizer?

We have a hydraulic stabilizer.

Wow.

I wish we could see it in action.

Hopefully.

I gotta... I'm falling, so...

I gotta go hoist it over.

Almost fell in the water, mate.

- Cheesy scrambled eggs. - Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Motor Yacht Home, tender away, tender away.

Oh, my God, Mom, that looks amazing.

You might need to save me some.

This is so good.

He's, like, the best chef I've ever had.

Thanks for that smooth service, Dave.

Um... Try my best all the time.

- That's where we're going. - All right.

We're gonna literally tie up the NautiBuoy to that ****ing rock.

In we go.

I need to do the cabins, the laundry, oh!

If you need a boat broker, Lila's fabulous.

I'm sure she's fine, she's a captain.

Look at this.

See you later, Reid.

Let's take the tender and do some water sports.

Yes.

Approaching Motor Yacht Home.

Could you just meet us on the stern, please?

Enjoy!

Okay, guys, come and jump in.

Mind your head.

Everything's sorted, everything's set up.

But Courtney's going, right?

- Courtney's going, yeah. - Thank you.

Interior, interior, that's all guests off

on the tender.

Here you go, guys,

and you've got a nice little super yacht tour.

I don't want us to mess these two charters up.

Sorry?

I don't want us to mess these two charters up.

We're not.

What are we gonna do, just play it out like this, or...

try and work together properly, because...

So [bleep].

And likewise, because I can't be myself,

I can't be my happy self that's got my normal spark.

You know, I feel like it's gone.

Yeah.

I can't deal with the messages, like...

Okay.

Last night, I felt completely out of control.

I'm still ****ing in love with her.

That's just a fact.

But that's not happening, so I need to be able

to just push it away and be professional.

- Hi! - Hola!

Hi, guys!

Okay, guys, you're in three meters of water here,

so you can jump in, you can go in the Seabobs

all around this area.

You can go on the eFoil.

- Woo! - Woo!

Are there any sharks here?

No, no, you'll be fine here.

I'm petrified of sharks.

- Are you? - Yeah.

Woo!

[chattering]

How the hell do they call that a bikini?

Yeah? What do you need?

Look at the bed...

I need Jesus.

- What color is this? - It's called "Hot Cheetah."

Hot Cheetah...

Why do you wanna look like a ...ing Cheetah?

You're telling me, sis.

Can I take this pillowcase off?

Please, I need to strip the ****ing bed.

[shouting]

Buy a ****ing makeup wipe, for Christ sake.

Are you guys coming back on the boat,

or are you chilling there for now?

Yeah? Yeah?

It's nice and warm on the bow anyway.

Mm-hmm.

Everyone good for a drink?

Awesome.

Mzi, I'll do the anchor.

If you can just hold that line.

Oh sh**

Mzi, I need your help.

Yeah, I've gotta come on back.

This is crazy... what even is it?

[bleep]

What the [bleep] is going on?

So, the anchor's underneath it, hey?

Courtney, nice job on the...

What the [bleep] is that?

It looks like a pipe.

When the anchor's coming out, where is it going?

Yeah, I know, guys.

The anchor hook's picked up this massive ****ing pipe.

It's not like I know what to do in this sitch,

whereas they've worked on boats, they've had boats themselves,

one of them's a yacht broker.

It's just embarrassing.

In that compartment?

No, two seconds.

Why won't this... [bleep] me.

Let's just take a break.

No, no, I'm all good.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Fantastic idea.

Reid, move out the way for a sec, please.

Yeah, just get out the way for a sec.

Mzi, talk to me.

Okay.

What are we seeing, guys, talk to me.

- Oh! - Woo!

Thank God for that...

every day is a school day, rah!

Okay, guys, sorry.

You can all sit back down and enjoy your time again.

- Sorry about that. - Woo-hoo!

Storm, Storm, Courtney, 15 to 20 minutes.

Do you fancy doing welcome drinks, Nat?

Wait, what cocktail?

Is that...

No, I was gonna say I'll make the welcome cocktail

if you fancy doing the welcome drinks.

Storm, Storm, Sandy, Courtney's gonna dock at that little dock.

Copy that.

Storm, you have no idea what we've just been through.

What happened?

The anchor brought up a pipe.

That sounds intense, are you guys okay?

She's a unit, I love her.

Thank you, guys, sorry again about that.

Oh, you don't need to help us?

Well, of course I am.

- My lady. - Thank you.

Jumping on.

Oh, yeah we'll be...

Tash, Tash, interior, guests on board, all guests are on board.

I washed this ****ing yesterday.

Hop in the tub.

Mini-margaritas, if you'd like one.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

I've got the guests on board.

Courtney handled it like a boss, apparently,

and it's...

Did they have a fun time with water sports?

Yeah, they said they loved it.

These guests are not happy they're stuck at the dock.

All they wanna do is water sports, and we pulled it off.

So, now, the interior, they need to take the ball

and knock it out of the park.

You're doing a great job.

Thanks, Cap.

- Ah! - Whoa.

All right, okay, let's down this.

So, cheers.

- Ah. - Cheers to a big night.

[laughing]

Gonna hand me those Seabobs.

Yeah, I will.

Kyle, we're really struggling.

Do you fancy helping us?

Tonight we have a super special occasion.

It's Lila's 21st birthday party.

I know it needs to be perfect to make up for the charter so far.

We can't mess it up.

Oh!

Okay, let's just keep stuff flowing,

get changed, set the table.

What can we do that's vibey?

Like, our outfits.

I'm gonna put on my red dress.

I just want you to recognize how I hold the team up,

and without me...

Oh, I know mate, I know, buddy.

Dave!

Trust me, I know.

Honestly, if I break out from this sticker,

I'm literally suing.

Like, I've had enough.

Sexy!

[laughing]

Meat cooked well, shrimp appetizers, fillet...

What cutlery do I need this evening?

There's a lot of pressure on the dinner tonight.

Last night's dinner was an absolute nightmare.

But now I've got this opportunity of redemption,

I'm gonna go for it.

Okay. So, to start...

Mushroom-coconut soup with sea bream.

What's the course after?

Tuna, mahi-mahi.

Okay, then after that?

All right, thanks, babe.

Look at Gracie.

- You ready? - I'm ready.

Hold on for dear life, my little balloon...

you're representing me today, holding on by just a string.

You go to laundry and I'll stay with the thingie.

- Thank you. - It looks amazing, thank you.

Goodbye.

Oh, my God, look at that cake, that's beautiful.

21, gonna put a load of sparklers I nit.

I think they're gonna be wowed.

- Happy birthday. - Look how pretty this is.

Happy birthday.

They even put a little banner for me.

- Twenty-one. - Twenty-one, baby.

The table's absolutely beautiful.

Thank you.

Okay, Lila, where do you wanna sit?

So, Dad, I wanna sit next to you.

Right, well, one of us can go on dishes,

one of us can help in cabins,

and another person can help in service.

Amazing.

If you wanna be more on service, then I can go round the cabins

with one of the boys, because you've been obviously

in cabins all day, so...

I love anything, you know?

Oh, yes, beautiful goatee.

[chattering]

I wish the weather was better.

Does anyone know what's for dinner?

First course this evening,

it's like a coconut broth with sea bream into it.

What's sea bream?

It's like a fish, a white fish.

Oh, yeah.

So, you might not like the fish.

I'm okay if it's, like, not fish-fish fish.

Yeah, it's kind of like a sea bass.

Nat, would you mind running up?

Copy.

Thank you, I'm gonna check on the guests.

Just so you're aware, Katherine is, like, mm,

well, I don't like fish.

And then Lila said she didn't like raw fish,

and I was, like, no, it's not raw.

It's not raw.

sh** It's a real fishy night.

Ing hell, how the [bleep] did that happen?

If somebody doesn't like fish,

it's not on the ...ing preference sheet

and all my food's ready to go.

If you do change any dish,

would you let me know, just for cutlery?

I'm just gonna go for it.

I don't really know how to...

I don't know how to tackle it.

So, I've got Garold, Lila, and Grace.

- Okay. - I'll enter from the left.

- All right. - Are you gonna...

Is Cheffie coming up?

Good evening, guys.

For the first course, it's sea bream au daurade,

a nice, flaky fish.

And I've done, like, a nice coconut broth

with a selection of different mushrooms.

I hope you enjoy it.

We're screwed, aren't we?

Just open it and take a bite.

Coming up...

Twenty hours, no break.

With Kyle down we need extra help,

Mom doesn't like fish.

Oh... are they enjoying it?

I don't know.

This is actually not bad.

- It's very good. - It's fine.

I'm coming in here for a bit, because...

Space, please.

I will do the dishes,

you've got much more skillful things

that you need to put your mind to.

- Storm? - Yeah?

Are you able to just help us run

some of these up to bridge deck bar?

- Yeah. - Thanks, Storm.

Okay, I need alcohol.

Hey, guys, so next we've got pan-roast tuna,

courgette tagliatelle with comfit sun-dried tomatoes.

Hope you enjoy it.

And hey, I wanna say thank you for giving me the fish,

even though I thought I didn't even like fish.

Did you eat it?

Obsessed with fish now, I guess.

Oh, awesome.

Yeah, you made some people some seafood eaters.

- Oh, wicked. - Yeah.

- So, great job. - That makes me happy.

- That soup was phenomenal. - That was excellent.

- Thanks, guys. - You still got it.

- Thank you. - Thanks, guys.

I feel so stressed about the whole situation,

of what's going on with Tash and the tension between us

affecting the entire boat, I needed it.

We both needed that as well.

- That's good. - This is delicious.

- Oh, this is amazing. - Yeah.

This is actually my favorite thing

- I've tasted the entire trip. - Wow.

Give it a good old college turn, cool down the glass...

one of the few things we learned at university.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Woo!

I'm gonna put this around her neck

and then you're gonna pour it into her mouth.

- Woo! - Happy birthday!

Woo!

[shouting]

Oh, look at that.

Oh hon, for you!

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Courtney and Mzi, for all your housekeeping.

Everything's amazing, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Thank you. - Sorry... you're welcome.

Hold on!

Chef Dave!

This sh** is fire.

Okay, so now that it's, like, midnight...

Yes.

We wanna turn it into, like, as frat party as possible,

since it's Lila's twenty-first.

Sure, all right, we'll see what we can do.

We'll make something happen.

We're gonna go full, like, wild mode.

We're ready.

Party vibe? I can do that.

Where is the pole?

- What time is it? - Twelve o'clock.

You'll need to go to bed soon.

Tash, sleep is not an option at this point in time.

Yes, sir.

At my fraternity, I set the record of number of days

drunk in a row at 69, because...

I can't actually say.

My mom would kill me.

That'll work.

I once sold $1,000 of my stocks so I could pay my bar tab.

Oh, we got the pole up here and everything!

Awesome!

One, two, three, four...

- Mom's there, Mom's there. - Five, six, seven, eight.

I'm going up now to clean all that sh**

I'll do main deck and clean day head.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Do you want a shot?

I'll do, actually, a Tito's-cranberry.

Yeah.

Ah!

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Thank you, good night.

- Thank you. - Good night.

Have a good night's sleep.

Do you wanna turn?

Storm...

Storm.

I used the blue one, like always.

No, we've got tablets, Storm.

Oh, I'm ****ing over this day.

We're doing a Congo line through the boat.

These stairs are dangerous.

I would love to go in the galley.

I've not seen that bit yet.

It's a Congo line, get in it, girl.

Girl, take your mop.

Is this a joke?

Get in the Congo line.

Congo, Congo, Congo.

Loving this right now.

No, we're going to bed.

Come on, let's go to bed.

- We're out. - We're out.

5:30, 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 1:30...

20 hours done today, no break.

Oh sh**

This is my 21st hour right now.

No wonder my eyeballs are red.

- Do you want me to stay? - No, go to bed.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, this is so gross on my makeup.

It's becoming probably obvious with Kyle down,

we need extra help.

But the thought of even replacing him...

is so hard.

[alarm blares]

The weather is good, we're in no danger.

Do we know what time the guests stayed up till?

Do you know what time the guests are up?

Copy that.

At least we can get off the dock, thank you, God.

Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Tasha.

Would you meet me in the pantry for a second?

Coming.

If nothing else, this'll wake the guests up.

I don't think we're gonna have Kyle

for the rest of the season now.

I mean, we're quite short-handed as it is,

and we can't take the lead deckhand either,

because Storm needs Courtney.

It's breakfast time.

Oh, you...

He wants to finish the season,

but at the same time, I'm, like, but Kyle, this...

it's not even, like, a large boat where you can be,

like, you're only laundry.

Because this boat's not only laundry,

it's housekeeping as well, and he can't run around the cabins.

Yeah, no. Okay.

How you feeling?

Oh, good, I'm just ****ing med is eating me.

- All right. - So, I'm just... maybe...

Yeah, well, we need a stewardess.

- Yeah. - We need a...

Yes, you need a third person.

All right.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Fingers crossed. - Okay. All right, thank you.

Okay.

Are you waiting...

Yeah, we are, we're just waiting for him.

Storm, I'm gonna be on the starboard side wing station.

Copy, Captain, copy.

Go ahead and free all lines back there, Storm.

Just free them all.

Copy that, Captain, freeing stern lines.

- Got it, Courts? - Yeah.

Port bow is coming off.

- Release the starboard. - Yes, ma'am.

Three meters, three meters to V4 on your port mid ship.

Let me know when it's clear to swing.

You are clear to swing.

It's gonna be a little bumpy, but that's okay.

At least we're off the dock.

Nice job, dude, thank you.

How many fenders are we gonna need?

I need like three.

- Whoa. - Ah!

Help me cover?

Okay, the plan is when we get there,

we're gonna put skis in the water immediately.

I'm gonna start getting them to start

setting up toys in the aft.

- Okay. - Ah!

And then I'm gonna hook the slide up straightaway, dude,

because it's ****ing 9:00, hey?

Like, they're leaving in three hours.

- Yeah. - We don't have a lot of time.

Guests wanna go in the water now,

and every minute that they don't go in the water

is gonna feel like 10 minutes to them.

So, we need to really get everything out

as soon as possible.

We're off the dock, woohoo!

We're off the dock!

We made it.

So happy.

How are they all for coffees?

Okay...

Wait, where'd the Nespresso go?

I had to put it on the floor, it's there in the galley.

All right, Captain, anchor is ready to drop.

How many shackles would you like?

We're gonna go three in the water...

anchor down, anchor down.

That's three on the waterline.

We're in, baby.

- Sandy! - Woo!

Yeah!

[cheering]

Yeah, we made it.

- Yay, good job! - Just gotta trust the captain.

No, it's good... they're gonna put everything out.

- Can't wait. - Oh, my gosh.

Reid and Courts, Reid and Courts,

can I get you to the bow, please?

Yeah, just tying off the NautiBuoy, two secs.

Reminds me of when we were on our cruise

a couple of years ago.

Natalya, Tash, can you just give me a hand

bringing the buffet out to the table?

- Copy. - sh**

Okay, guys, two minutes.

Copy.

We're putting both in, aren't we?

- Yeah. - Go, Mzi!

I never wanna see the dock again.

Me neither.

Love that noise.

Everyone's gonna go down the slide today.

You know what, we're out here till 2:00 p.m.

We are so happy.

- Oh, God, let's get going. - Yeah.

All right, let's jump off this boat.

What's your preference, you want me to just dump and run,

and then you...

Yeah, you can do that.

Okay, so who's wanting to jump off?

Three, two, one, go!

[whistling]

That was a 10 out of 10!

- Those can fly. - Yeah?

That is a flying one.

See you later.

Have fun!

We're trying the damndest...

We're gonna try to make the most out of this.

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

The exhaustion is, like, setting in.

I can even see Natalya is started to get exhausted,

and she's like a ball of energy.

- That was crazy. - Whew!

Yeah, that was fun, that was a blast.

Oh, I feel like...

The hydroboard thing was my favorite.

All right, I'm gonna go pack.

- Yeah, okay. - I'll go pack.

- Storm, Storm. - I'm right here.

Oh.

Yeah, I'll go get it from the...

Tonight we'll make a tea, watch a movie in bed,

and have a cuddle, okay?

Tonight...

I thought you were gonna say, "Tonight, we make love."

And I... well, I mean, we can if you want,

but I'll give you a full massage, okay?

I should just throw everything in here.

The pain that I feel in my heart is worse

than what I feel in my foot.

I respect her decision, and I don't wanna leave them

in this part where they might be struggling a bit more.

All crew, all crew, get into your whites,

we have five minutes to guest departure.

Ow.

Isaac? You gotta hurry up.

Where's the straw bag, guys?

Let's go.

Thank you, guys.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

So nice to meet you.

Oh, my God.

All right, bring it in, bring it in.

Of course.

You were so awesome, thank you so much.

Thanks for everything, the food was delicious.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much, Sandy.

Yeah, you, too.

You run a great ship...

- Thanks. - You do a great job.

Thank you so much for everything,

and everybody did a great job.

- Awesome. - We appreciate everyone.

- Thank you, guys. - Thank you so much.

Bye!

- Bye, guys, thank you! - Adios!

All right, we got a tight turnaround.

Let's meet in the main salon

for this very skinny envelope tip meeting.

- Woo! - Woo!

Woo-hoo!

I thought they were gonna say something negative,

but they didn't.

- Oi! - Oh, tragic.

I'm so tired of working,

I can't imagine how you guys look so rested, honestly.

Let's get this started, because we got a boat to turn around.

Okay, so being stuck at the dock sucked...

for us, and you guys worked so hard.

Nice work... teamwork makes the dream work.

Yeah, thanks... yeah, it was the teamwork.

Kyle, your fall...

thank God this is all that happened, you know?

Thank you so much, Captain, and especially to my two girls,

who ran immediately to my assistance.

So, I really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.

So, Kyle's gonna leave us today,

and we're taking on a stewardess

so we can get through this charter.

So, we gotta fill in for Kyle while he's hurt.

He is not fired, he's just going ashore

because I do not have an extra bunk for him to sleep in.

Right, he's part of a team, okay?

Yeah.

Here, we have $18,000...

14,200 euros, $1,600 per person.

Woo!

Yeah, well done, everyone.

So, thank you.

Holy sh**, I thought we were gonna get,

like, the most minimum minimum of the minimum.

Stuck on a dock most of the time,

I would have been happy with a high-five.

Everybody did a great job, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Is anybody going out tonight?

Is everyone... you're tired.

I'm not tired.

- No... - No, I'm great.

Yeah. I hurt.

We need to start turning the boat around.

Whew.

There's a totebag in the laundry full of, like,

napkins ready to, like, send off.

And then there's four of these in the vacuum cupboard.

- Okay, cool. - I'll make this up now.

- I'll get all the laundry out. - Thank you.

I'll make the bed dies.

All season I've had to deal with Natalya disrespecting me,

Dave constantly having issues with me,

and Kyle has been there as my rock, as my emotional support.

And to lose that feels like

I don't know how I'm gonna cope the next trip.

Kyle, do you need a hand, help with anything?

I've got the bags already packed.

Don't forget, like, coffee and stuff as well, Kyle.

Sure.

Ing hell, he's not going to the desert.

[laughing]

Natasha, Natasha, I'm about to head off soon.

Copy, I'm coming.

Ah.

The paddleboard's going in the tender bay.

Blow it up, ready for tomorrow.

- Sure. - Mi amor.

Hello.

Oh, wow...

Nat, you look super rested.

Yeah.

Honestly, I've never seen you look so fresh before.

Goodbye.

Oh, Kyle.

I'm so tired.

I know you are, what are you thinking?

I think that it's too, you know...

She's too much energy.

I think she needed to burn a bit out.

To say goodbye to Tash is one of the most

difficult moments for me that I've had.

- I'll see you soon. - Okay, bye, Kyle.

Bye, honey.

I'll send you guys some love.

She's literally my best friend.

This person was your neighbor, you know,

and now you're worlds apart from each other.

And I genuinely hope we can keep this friendship going

no matter where we are in this world.

- Here we are. - Bye, take care.

- Thank you. - Bye, Kyle!

- Bye, Kyle! - Love you guys.

- See you later. - See you later.

Get the beers ice cold, I'm coming in strong.

I'm gonna be walking after this, trust me.

Be careful, mate.

[sniffles]

Oh, I have a lot on my face right now.

Which eye is left?

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

- Hi! - Hi!

- High heels? - Look at your toenails.

Final charter.

They're looking to treat the company's business partners

and NFL players.

- Ooh! - Oh!

I lost my chain.

Oh sh**

- I would like some pancakes. - For dinner?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm not eating that sh**

I did not ask for crepes.

I specifically said "pancakes."

Come on, man.

I'm so pissed off, Tash's ex calling me a bully.

How do you want me to deal with this situation?

I don't, I want you to know it's absolutely bullsh**

All I wanna do is ****ing break this guy's neck.