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"Beloew Deck Mediterranean"...

You get into, like, this mood,
and we can all feel it.

I feel like I'm carrying more
than my load.

I feel that it's
the other way around.

I don't wanna leave
anyone high and dry, but...

- No, that...
- I'm telling you right now.

- Yeah.
- Bring someone else in.

I didn't plan on ever
quitting or whatever,

but it's like [bleep].

I feel closer to the fish in
the water than the deck crew.

Jason, you've always
been awesome on deck,

and I found someone.

He'll be here before
the next charter.

What the hell?

We already have so much
of all this.

I think Natalya wants
to be the chief stew,

and she just tries
to make me look bad.

Oh [bleep], I'm exhausted.

Please, can you do
eight tequila shots?

- Okay.
- Guys?

Yes?

Mzi really needed help
lifting that stuff down.

No...

Bullsh**

I wanna put some sort of,
like, lead position in my team,

and I've got a very good
friend working really hard,

and then I had Courtney
come in and just

completely blow me away.

For that reason,
I wanna go with her.

Yeah.

Are you guys nervous about
who's gonna join your team?

I've gotta have
this conversation tonight.

What convo?

[bleep] it, like,
why not tonight?

Right now is not
the time or place.

Both of you have
absolutely killed it.

I'd like to make you
my lead deckhand.

Holy sh**, like,
what is going on?

Thank you, I appreciate it
so much.

I love you.

It is quite disappointing.

No, it's not while
you're out of work hours.

I can't take you anymore,
...ing hell.

Just get the [bleep]
out of my life.

Storm.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN*
Season 07 Episode 14

Episode Title: "In a Bind"
Aired on: October 03, 2022.

Oh, my God,
the anxiety, man.

Okay.

Honestly, he's the most
dramatic person.

You are not, though, Storm.

Look like anything.

Why didn't he say goodbye?

Right, leave him to it,
it's fine.

This is the worst night yet.

Like, everything's
just everywhere, it sucks.

Hey, enjoy your food?

He's getting too dramatic.

By the way, my food is
delicious, is anyone else's?

Me, too.

Same, I'm, like, living
my best life right now.

- Nat.
- Is it me?

No, don't ****ing...

I'm just telling him
not to stress.

I know, but...

Guys, just saying
if anybody wants it,

I bought it for anyone.

Oh, my God, yeah.

We're gonna have onion
breath all night now.

And it just squirted on me.

No one's picking up tonight.

How are your shoes?

Are they dry?

Yeah, of course they're dry.
Give me your right foot.

Okay, I'm dying.

As much as Dave and
I have our problems,

he is still like a friend.

My boyfriend clearly
wants me to be away from Dave.

But I can't, because
I have to work with him.

That's the worst
part about yachting...

you just have to put
your work life first.

Night.

- To the next spot.
- To the next spot!

It is the very last night...
I'm done.

So, I'm pumped.

Okay, we're going.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Wait, I've got Prince Charming
here putting my shoes...

Come on, guys.

I'm putting my shoes on.

Oh, my God, old couple.

I'm in the corner.

I'm in the front.

Is it just us three, darling?

The interior dream team.

Here we are.

Honestly, I'm so glad I've got
you two, because [bleep] that.

I connect with Kyle, I just
can't connect with Natasha.

I've really tried.

Although, like, I feel
like she's not a chief stew.

You or Kyle would
run it better.

What are we drinking?

Anything heavy and flowy
and loud and let's do it.

Woo!

Oh, wow.

That lead deckhand situation,

it's a little bit
soul-destroying.

But at the same time,

I think Courtney's happiness
here overrides my sadness.

Woo-hoo!

Yes!

[screaming]

[snoring]

Oh, whoa!

Yes, girl.

Ah, there we go.

Oh, mate.

Yeah. Work it.
Woo-hoo!

Hey?

What?

[sobbing]

Yeah, let's go home.

Fine, yeah, we'll go, we
just need to wait for Tash.

Wait, where is she?

She's in the bathroom
over there.

[sobbing]

What time is it?

It's time for me to push out.

I know, I know.

[sobbing]

- Have we got everything?
- Mm-hmm.

- I've got Kyle's bag.
- All right, thank you.

Coming up...

I think the new
deckie's arriving.

Oh, guys, he's gonna be gay.

Rawr!

Mother... er.

Do not say "the head
of housekeeping

wasn't able to get
to your cabin today."

Do not go and try to blame me.

Time management.

If you think you're gonna
come for me like you come

[sobbing]

No, no more.

I need to calm down before I go
out, because I don't wanna...

That's fine, you can calm down.

Here we go.

Let's go.

I don't know if I might have
your eyelash on my cheek.

- No.
- Okay, thank God.

I've always been in
really long-term relationships.

I get attached
to people very easily.

I don't know how to be alone,

so I've never really
experienced being single.

I would put all my time and
energy into that one person,

and just make
them feel so loved.

And I guess I want
that feeling back.

♪ Tell me something ♪

Ah!

- Oh, I love a boat ride.
- I know.

Straight to the crew mess,
straight to the fridge,

- straight to the snacks.
- Straight to the choccies.

- Oh, hello, Storm.
- Hello.

Let's rock, bitches.

Storm's quite an
emotional drinker.

He's upset and he's hurt,
but there's no reason

to literally storm off
from a table.

He causes his own drama.

Like, there's a lot better
ways to manage things.

Now I'm just over it.

I'm not chasing anyone down
beaches or bars anymore.

Night, guys.

Oh, straight to bed.

Jason?

Okay, we got lines?

Find my shoes...
hey, Courts.

Morning, there's some in there.

I'm being promoted
to lead deckhand,

which is amazing,
and I'm, like, so excited.

But also, like,
I almost feel bad

because of the whole
Mzi situation.

I don't think
Mzi actually cares.

Like, I don't think his ego
is hurt or anything.

Like, I think he's
fine, because...

well, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

You all right?

I'm good, how are you doing?

- All right.
- That's good.

Ah, this weather!

Yeah, it's been
raining all night.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You all right?
- How are you?

Good.

Deck crew, deck crew,
we are going back to the dock.

It's going to start
pouring on you guys.

All right, copy, Captain.

Coffee.

Ugh!

- Good morning.
- Hey, good morning.

We're gonna move.

Okay. Will you put
these clothes on?

Thank you.

Let's just do
everything together.

Why, can't you do
things alone?

I mean, if we were running
the boat the way

that Natalya's running the boat,
we would have no guests.

We're just making sure
that the laundry's all good

and we have a place to sleep
in the guest beds at times.

But yeah, tell me more
about your problems.

A bit of both.

You can start hauling
the anchor.

Thank you.

Ing cold, eh?

Not a vibe.

Can you maybe just
start unraveling the fenders,

- so we can get them?
- Yep.

ETA, 38 minutes.

Do you wanna launch
into the master?

Sure, I'll do that for you.

Thanks, my love.

Gotta dock in the rain now.

This one here?

You really... you're stuck.

Oh!

- You're stuck in...
- Do you guys have any spray?

You're like a Hobbit.
You're like a Dement...

you're like a Dementor,
like a moth.

- Have you seen Tash?
- You're a big, giant moth.

All right, I'm on
the port side, okay?

Yeah, copy that.

You're gonna do the spring
lines first this time.

Yeah.

Your stern is all clear.

Jason, can you lock off
on the bow, please?

Please lock off on the bow.

Copy port, starboard's
getting locked off now.

Okay, Court first.

Good job.

Good?

Yeah, we're good,
we can lock this off.

Thank you.

Good job, dude.

I love the smell
of toilet cleaner.

Ugh, it's so good, me too.

Nat.

- Are you off?
- Yeah, I'm off.

Goodbye!

It was great hanging.

I'm out.

Okay, honey.
Lucky you.

Come give Dad a hug.

Goodbye, babe.

I'll be seeing you in Miami.

Really enjoyed
meeting you guys.

You did not!

Be true to yourselves,
that's all I can say.

And be true to you.

How do guys pack so lightly?

- Hey.
- Hi, Captain Sandy.

- You headed out?
- I just wanted to...

yeah, I just wanted to
say I'm heading out.

That's pretty awesome,
with the toenails.

Unfortunately,
it's pretty consistent.

I love it.

- So...
- It was a pleasure.

- You have my number.
- Yes, I do.

I'll text you, just to
make sure you've got my...

- Okay.
- Yeah, awesome.

So, if an Indiana number
comes through...

- Okay.
- Well, text me your name.

- Yeah, of course.
- That way, I know.

Absolutely.

- Thanks again, Captain Sandy.
- Yeah, thank you.

I'm looking forward
to going home.

But I'm actually really sad
that I'm leaving

because it's not what
I planned or expected.

But when it comes to
my place on the deck crew,

you've got three friends
and you've got one outsider.

Unfortunately, that's me.

That's actually really sad, to
actually hear the emotion in me.

Thank you, my man.
I appreciate it, dude.

- Cheers.
- Thanks, buddy.

Travel safe.

- Cheers, J.
- Cheers, guys.

Bye!

Oh, the emotional part.

All right, I'm gonna
go get the crew mess rubbish,

because it's full.

Cool, and then we'll get
the rubbish from the bar.

Yeah.

- You're rubbish from the bar.
- You're rubbish from the bar.

David, Natasha, Storm,
meet me in the crew mess.

- Copy.
- Copy.

Charter number seven.

The cool thing is,

co-primary charter guests
are repeat clients.

Oh, yay.

Jonathan DePaz
and Eric Cotson.

Eric, where did all of
these remote vibrators...

I get the pink one.

- Oh, mine just woke up.
- Woo!

Eric is an entrepreneur
who has successfully retired

at the age of 59.

Jonathan is a personal trainer
in Los Angeles

and loves traveling
the world.

Eric and Jonathan will
be accompanied

by Jonathan's clients,
Hannah, Amanda, and Brett.

It looks like they're gonna
want a lot

of healthy, nutritious food.

Diana's extremely
particular about cleanliness.

She has to have her cabin
spotless at all times.

Amanda is a
professional dominatrix

and is looking forward
to having a BDSM-themed evening

with all of her friends...
wow.

That's interesting.

What's "BDSM?"

It's like leather and dominating
and masks and straps and swings.

Oh, God.

People think of yachts
as elegant and posh,

whatever, but this
theme is quite seedy.

Oh, my God.

This is gonna be
an awesome charter.

As long as we do what we've been
doing, I reckon it'll be great.

All right, everyone,
thank you.

- Thanks, Cap.
- Thank you, Sandy.

Thanks, Sandy.

Okay, trash, done.

Covers, still on because
it's still raining.

I think the new
deckie's arriving.

Excited for, like, a newbie?

Yeah.

For this next charter,
it's more pressure

because it's my first one
as lead deckhand.

Please, Lord, can
the new deckhand be helpful,

good at his job,
and good-looking.

Coming up...

It's just hard for me right
now, because, like,

we have such a good time
on this boat,

and then, like, as soon as
we get out there

and there's drinking involved,

it becomes a bit
heavy too quickly.

She's a pretty piece of work.

No way.

- Hey.
- Hey, Captain, how are you?

How are you?
Welcome aboard.

- Reid Jenkins.
- Nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.

Storm, Storm, to the bridge,
Storm, to the bridge.

How was your trip?

Eighteen hours of flying,
but glad to be here.

Nice and jet-lagged for
your first day of charter?

Whew.

Hello.

- Hey, how you doing, I'm Reid.
- Storm, nice to meet you, mate.

Pleasure to meet you.

Awesome.

Dude, are your bags on board?

Yes, I just dropped one bag off
on the main deck aft.

- You've just got one?
- Yeah.

We gotta meet in the main salon
in our uniforms at 11:55.

Oh, wow, okay.

Yeah, we've got less
than an hour.

- Okay, then.
- So, let's get cracking, eh?

Awesome, thank you, it was
a pleasure to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

- Hi.
- Hey.

I'm Captain Kyle,
nice to meet you.

- Courts, this is Reid.
- Hi.

This is our...
she's our lead.

- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

Dave is your roommate.

- Hi, Reid.
- Hey, Dave.

Dave, nice to meet you.

Oh, wow.
This is pretty.

All right, Mzi,
this is Reid.

- Nice to meet you.
- Welcome!

We've taken care of you
and sorted you out.

Sorted your uniform out.

Oh, cool.

Kyle.

I grew up in Decatur, Alabama,
and it's just a small town,

small-town charm,
but it didn't give you

a lot of opportunity to
excel and stand out.

I graduated from the
University of Alabama.

I am a fourth
generation graduate.

I should have said Roll Tide.

So, I should have said
I graduated

from the University of
Alabama in 2019, Roll Tide.

Hi, Rich.

Is it possible to
get some Veuve champagne,

get, like, eight bottles?

Thank you so much.

Nat, how you feeling?

Not amazing.
Why'd you leave?

Because I needed to
go back to the boat.

Obviously I know
you're pissed off at me

for the whole situation...

It was just in
front of everyone.

We were this close
to each other,

having a private conversation
that no one else was a part of.

It was supposed to be a
fun thing

that turned into
a sh** show, so.

It's just hard for me
right now, because, like,

we have such a good time
on this boat,

and I'm, like so excited
to see you every day,

and as soon as we get out
there

and there's drinking involved
and stuff, it just...

it just becomes a vibe that
I don't wanna

be around at the time.

Because it just becomes a
bit heavy too quickly.

This is just too much.
I'm being honest at the moment.

I know pretty quickly
if I love someone.

Like, I'm like, yeah,
that's my energy, they match it.

But I see Storm as a friend
that I would love,

maybe not a boyfriend.

If I don't see them being,
like, the father of my children,

then, like, I just don't see
the point in dating them.

Yeah, all right, well, it's the
last thing that I wanted to do,

is to make you feel
a certain way.

Have a good day.

We can just wash these bits,
do you know what I mean?

I'll just start rinsing.

All crew, all crew,
we have provisions on the dock.

Yeah, coming up.

Oh sh** this looks heavy.

Oh, my God, Courtney.

Oh, are you all right?

Ing help!

- Pantry counter?
- Right over here.

- Right here?
- Okay, go.

- Got it?
- Yeah.

- I can't deal.
- Me, either.

This sh** drives me up
the absolute wall.

And that's a nice way
to put it.

- Tell me what you need.
- Oh, there's more beer.

Oh, now we've
got all the wines.

Okay.

I might put these
in the hallway,

because they were
really expensive.

Yes.

Ridiculous... like, this
was zero when we arrived.

What's going on?

Well, if you've seen the laz...

No.

There's, like, what,
80 bottles of wine.

What's the problem?

Jeez, I got out of the South,
I thought that I was away

from the humidity for
at least a little while.

It's so humid here.

sh**, dude.

Where do y'all store covers,
all in there?

Yeah, in these lockers, yeah.

Okay.

I'm gonna be honest...

one of my best friends,
she said,

"Reid, when you first
get on the boat,

keep your head down and
your mouth shut

and don't piss anybody off."

Because for whatever reason,
I'm just really good

at shoving my foot in my mouth.

What was the story
with the other guy?

Oh, um...

Sometimes I say or do something,
I just feel nervous.

I feel like I need to fit in,
I need to crack a joke

to come off as funny,

and I always end up doing
something wrong to someone.

I have a sh** sense of humor.

Only person that thinks
I'm funny is me.

Well, I'm thankful to be here,

at least for
a little while, you know?

Tash, your laundry has arrived.

- Laundry's here.
- Oh, my God.

Kyle, Kyle, are you free to
help me with all the linen?

There's, like, six bags.

- Priorities right now.
- Yeah, I mean...

It's, like, setting
a table

or getting all the
provisions freaking on.

Where does it go?

Just the main salon

We're out of space.

Oh, I don't want
that down there.

- Who told you that?
- Tash.

That goes in pantry.

I know, but it goes in the...

Nat, you're gonna have
to calm down,

the way you're
speaking to people.

The way I speak?
I didn't say anything to you.

Just don't give me
sh** now, okay?

I can't be bothered.

I'm gonna speak to her,
I'm ready to go off.

Like, sorry, I'm going in hot.

Tash?

Calm the what down,
the way I speak?

I didn't say anything
to you, Tash.

Nat, you're just a
bit snappy with everyone.

A bit snappy?

Tash, there's about five boxes
of each beers down there.

They are obviously annoyed,

because then now
they're backtracked,

because they're trying...
I feel bad, there's...

And this is where people
need to help me,

because
I can't do everything.

Yeah, but you need to delegate.

And, like, this here,
just getting it...

I am delegating...

Kyle's setting
the table right now.

That doesn't need to be done.

And I asked the deck crew
to help us

because they're finished.

They can't help us,
Tash, because you've literally

ordered about six kinds
of each thing

and they've got no space for it.

Don't speak to me like that.

I haven't spoken to you
in any way, Tash.

No, don't disrespect me.

- That's just being ridiculous.
- I don't stand for that.

It's disrespectful to speak
to someone like that.

Kyle's setting
the table right now.

That doesn't need
to be done right now.

I told them to come and help.

They can't help us, Tash,

because you've literally ordered
about six kinds of each thing

and they've got no space for it.

Don't speak to me like that.

I haven't spoken
to you in any way, Tash.

No, don't disrespect me.

- That's just being ridiculous.
- I don't stand for that.

Do not shout at me.

I need the fresh air.

- Told you, ticking time bomb.
- Yeah.

Let me hear what happened.

No, I can't be spoken
to like that.

I can see your face
has gone down, hon.

No, I treat people the way
that I wanna be treated.

Tash, I'm right here,
and you keep...

Yes, Nat, you can't speak to me
like that, it's really rude.

Speak what, Tash? I've not
spoken to anyone saying...

I was even yelling.

Just stop shouting at me,

I can't be dealing with that
right now.

No one is shouting at you.

If you wanna hear shouting,
then I'll shout.

You're meant to be supporting
me, not shouting at me.

No one is shouting at you.

If you wanna have
a conversation,

don't bring it up with Kyle,
be a chief stew...

You come down to the crew mess,
screaming at me.

I did not scream at you.

This is so frustrating.
If you wanna have a chat...

I don't need people screaming
at me right now.

Tash, if you wanna have
a chat with me,

then take it somewhere private.

Don't bring it up with Kyle.

- No one is shouting at you.
- You're shouting at me now.

She's trying to make me
look bad at my job,

and I'm not bad at my job.

I've done this for 10 years.
I know what I'm doing.

Don't bitch and moan
about me to everyone else.

I am her boss,
and she's really pissing me off.

Like, she's not respecting me.

And next time, Tash,
I would appreciate it

if you spoke to me and
not everybody else.

We're gonna take a second.

Mm.

It's all right,
I won't bring you into it.

Me?
[laughing]

Ain't nobody can get me down.

All crew, all crew,

let's be in our whites in
the main salon at 12:25.

- Copy for deck.
- Copy that.

- Are we all running?
- Yeah, we're all running.

Oh, no!

Hello, my angel of peace,
serenity.

The boat looks pristine,
really good job.

Let's go to the dock.

Let's go, sun's out, buns out.

The weather looks nice now.

It's quite nice.

The guests are actually
walking up to us right now.

- Here we go.
- Hey.

Welcome back.

- Hey, it's great to see you.
- You too.

David, nice to meet you.

David, nice to meet you, David.

- Hi, Natasha, nice to meet you.
- How you doing?

- Hi, Diana.
- Natalya.

Natalya...
wait a minute, Natalya...

- Natasha...
- Tasha, Nat, Tasha, Nat.

Excellent.

Welcome back,
it's good to have you.

Thank you, it's good
to be back.

Different boat, our chief stew's
gonna show you around,

and then we'll get your luggage
on board and underway.

Great stuff.

- Follow me.
- Here we are, cold towel.

Oh, thank you very much.

- Champagne, babe?
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Salute.
- Cheers.

- We're here!
- We made it, oh, my God!

- She's a dominatrix, yeah.
- Oh, really?

Yeah.

Tomorrow night,
there's a BDSM party.

What we're gonna do is we're
gonna wrap your face in leather,

and Amanda's gonna do
what she wants to you.

Um...

So, this is
the bridge deck aft.

This is where most
of the meals will be.

That's cool.

And then we go this way,
where you guys

will probably chill and party.

- And tan, yeah.
- Yeah.

How are we doing this, just
walking it straight on, or...

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Whoa, a lot of sh**

- So, here's the Jacuzzi.
- Ooh, cozy Jacuzzi.

I love this.
Oh, this is great.

It's beautiful.

- Ooh.
- Yeah.

You can see right
out to the bow.

You can actually sit
in those two seats

- while we're moving.
- Oh, really?

That sounds fun!

I just wanna get everything
on board as soon as we can.

Jesus, brü, this must
be the dominatrix stuff.

- sh**
- Holy sh**!

Look at the lighting
in here, so modern.

And here we have
the owner's suite.

This whole thing
is the master suite?

- Interesting toilet.
- Why is it interesting?

It washes, it dries, it does...

Oh, it's a Toto,
I have those in my home.

It does everything.

You think sensual thoughts,
you can orgasm on your toilet.

- Oh, my God.
- TMI.

See, this one's way heavier.

Some of them are quite heavy.

A lot of photography equipment.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

- Nice.
- Are you a photographer?

I am.

Oh, wow...

I mean, not, like,
a paid one or anything.

All the luggage is in.

- When we're leaving...
- Yeah.

You're gonna stand up here

and you're gonna look
at Captain Sandy.

I will be calling
from the stern.

Yeah.

You're gonna do your
black lines first.

- Yeah, blacks and yellows.
- Yeah.

All good.

And she'll also tell
you what you need to do.

- Okay.
- All right, I got it, man.

So, this is the prep,
but not the galley.

- The galley's down below.
- Correct, the...

no, the galley's
right over there.

Hey, John, you wanna
see the galley?

Here.

Howdy.

Oh, how we doing?

- Is this lunch?
- It is lunch, yeah.

These are all prepped for sous
vide cooking, it looks like.

Can you guys do, like,
a sea bass baked in salt?

A whole sea bass?

Because it's perfect,
just, it looks nice...

Yeah, I know how to
do salt-baked fish.

And it's perfect.

It seems to me like
David can do anything.

- That would be great.
- Anything.

No worries.

Awesome, well, I'm looking
forward to eat your cooking.

The last time,
the chef was excellent.

We had great food.

We're really big foodies.

All right, once they
have the onion on top,

then they can go, okay?

Fabulous.

Thank you... wow.

We have a roast Wagyu
fillet with braised cheek.

- Mm!
- Oh, my God.

- The chef's really good.
- Mm.

I'm really looking
forward to it.

Fingers crossed...

The chef last time
was amazing, by the way.

[bleep] off.

When people challenge me, I
go 20 times my original pace.

Courts will go off last,
unless captain changes it.

Storm, you can start
releasing the lines.

All right release everything
on the stern.

You could drop both lines
on the starboard side.

Copy that.

And then single up on the port
side.

Reid worked on tugboats,
comes from a family

that owns a towing company.

He's a line-handler,
that's all they do.

So, I'm fine with
Reid handling lines.

I'm on the starboard side
of the vessel,

so you'll have to let me
know when it's clear to swing.

Copy that, Cap.

You know how important
it is to pull fast?

- Yes, sir... ma'am.
- That's fine. It's fine.

Shouldn't have said that.

That's all lines
on deck on the stern,

all lines on deck on the stern.

Starboard's loose.

Port bowline is on deck,

you are free, Captain,
you are free.

Storm, I can do the fender.

All right, I'll let you know.

Three meters to
V4 off your port.

One meter to V4,
port quarter.

Your stern is clear.
Cap, you are clear to swing.

Thank you, Courtney.

First charter as lead deckhand,
boat's not crashed.

So far, so good on this job.

[laughing]

It really is a beautiful harbor,
the way it's framed.

Yeah.
This is amazing.

You got two, big boy?

- Dude, nice job.
- Thanks.

You're gonna go down and
get changed into your red polo.

Got it.

Excuse me, ladies.

Mystery suitcase.

Stuff really
is gonna get freaky.

All right, who's gonna be the
first person in the baby seat?

We are!

[laughing]

[gasps]

Gonna be a lit couple of days.

Yeah.

Cheers.

I'm gonna get changed.

On that note.

Oh, my God.

That's luxury.

- I need that smile back.
- Has my smile gone?

- Yeah.
- Has it? Why?

Do you think?

You know, it's when
people disrespect you.

- I get it.
- Shut up. Stop winding me up.

With Natalya, I do need
to confront things face-on.

But she's just gonna
scream and shout.

I can see it getting
even more heated.

The guests, they're on vacation.

They don't need
negativity draining them.

For now.

All right, ladies,
step on down.

Should we get
naked first, though?

Ah!

Yeah, you can do whatever
you'd like to do.

- Okay.
- All righty.

Oh, my God.

Like, wow, what
the [bleep] is going on?

Jump on here,
then jump in there.

And then pull your straps on.

I'm trying to be
respectful here,

because I don't really
know what to do.

Okay, you ready?

Ready!

Holy sh**

Oh, my God.

They're completely nude
in the chairs.

- What, are they just naked?
- Completely nude.

No, they're not.

Stripped down right
in front of Storm.

Is their vagina out?

I'm not jealous.

Did I just walk into, like,

the weirdest thing
that I've ever seen?

But maybe their panties
could stay on.

Storm, get
from eye-level, mate.

[laughing]

Is the anchor ready to drop?

We are ready to drop, Captain,
we are ready to drop.

Woo!

We're gonna need to go
four shackles in the water.

You release, I'll count.

Okay, anchor down, anchor down.

Yeah, this way, lefty loosey,
there we go.

You're doing a good job.

Reid's very keen
to get things done.

Where I felt sometimes Jason
was a lot in, like, a limbo,

I'm definitely gonna have
more of a communication line

between me and Reid to avoid
any Jason-like problems.

That's good, Storm,
you can lock it off,

and then just let me know
what the stay is.

Eleven o'clock long stay, Cap.

Okay, we're good, you can
put the anchor ball up.

We're all set.
Thank you.

Yeah.

One of us needs
to go to the beach.

They're gonna hike up the rock,
then they're gonna have drinks.

- Do you want to go?
- I'll go to the beach.

Do you wanna go get all
that stuff ready, then?

Yeah, so what do you want?

The little plates, obviously,
to put the fruit onto, napkins.

Natalya, take everyone to
the beach while we relax

on the yacht
with no guests and no duties.

Do you need a hand there?

- No, she's good.
- Pardon?

No, I'm all good.
Thanks.

She's a ****ing weapon.

So, did you manage
to find a beach?

You know what, the nude beach...

it wasn't a nude beach
until you guys got on there,

so now it's the nude beach.

- Excellent, excellent.
- Yeah.

Okay, so, after the guests
have something to eat,

we're gonna take them on a hike.

You three are gonna
go with them.

We'll just take snacks,
it's not gonna be a food affair.

All right, let's start slugging
all that sh** down, yeah.

Ooh, I didn't see this.

Mm!

So, how's it going?

Are you announcing
anything, or...

I'll come up there
and talk to the wankers.

Mm, interesting.

Not the flavor I thought
it was gonna be.

- Ooh, that looks lovely.
- Doesn't it?

Yeah.

Done.

Cute.

Let me ask you a question...

have we been total pigs
because we already

ruined the display
by eating one?

Oh!

We just didn't have the
willpower, it looked so good.

I wanna do that to this one too,

but I don't wanna ruin
the nice job he's done.

All right.

Okay with the seating?

This looks great,
Tash, thank you.

- You got it?
- Yeah.

Oh, I'll have some of that.

- Hey, good-lookin'.
- Ooh, love the robe.

Just all back on the swim?

Yeah, just neatly
on the side, yeah?

Yeah.

- Clear?
- Yeah.

- Hey, guys.
- Chef!

Great stuff.

- Everything tastes great.
- Great, thank you.

So, I'll talk you through it

So, I've got some
braised wild rice, some quinoa,

just seasoned with
beetroot, lots of orange.

Got some nori rolls there with

a carrot and ginger puree,
some grilled fillet.

All right, I hope you enjoy it.

- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Dave.

This is, like, a perfect lunch.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

Thanks so much.

Why have I done
this so awkwardly?

So, when I come back from
the beach, it'll just be,

like, champagne and then,
like, mimosas and stuff?

So, VIP...

- Of the double, gotcha.
- Okay.

The steak is in truffle.

Truffle oil has nothing
to do with truffles.

Mm-hmm.

Well, what's it made from,
then, if it's not...

- Chemicals.
- All chemicals?

Chemicals.

The center of a fig
is a dead wasp.

- No.
- That's decomposed.

Yeah, that's how the fig
gets pollinated or whatever.

So, every fig starts
with a dead wasp,

or a wasp that did something,

died in it, and then the fig
reacts around the dead wasp.

No.

Yeah, and then
the wasp dissolves...

No.

And so, you're eating,
like, the decomposed parts

- of a dead wasp...
- No.

...every time you eat a fig.

- That's cool, I like that.
- No, you can look it up.

All right, JT.

Okay. Ow.

That was my head.

So, what's the plan,
we're going for a hike?

Yeah, we're gonna go for a hike,

and then I'll take
some pictures up there.

You guys can
do some TikToks.

Through the feed leader.

- Howdy.
- Howdy, ma'am.

I'm coming to the beach.

Are you coming with?

Yeah, are you gonna
come to the beach?

I'm gonna come now,
but then not later.

Because I've gotta stay here and
put all the skis and toys in.

Ah.

- I hope everything's fine.
- Yeah.

Shake them here on the
table if they've got food,

- and then just wipe the table.
- Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Fancy seeing you here.

Toss the line.

Welcome to the moon.

You know NASA faked
the moon landing,

so this is actually
where they filmed it.

This is... is that where
the sign is, over there?

Yeah, that's the American flag,
right there.

- Ready, guys?
- Let's go.

All right, who's my mule?

Hello.

We are mules for
you on the beach.

Okay, let's make this place look
like a Catalina wine mixer.

And into the boat you go.
Well done, good job.

There you go,
Bob's your uncle.

How you finding work
so far, you loving life?

I... it just...

- Adjusting?
- Yeah.

How's it been for y'all?

Y'all have definitely
been here longer.

Yeah, having to deal with
that, you know, every day...

That makes sense.

It's a lot, and plus
Courtney, plus Storm.

Like, being the only
legend on the boat

and the vessel,
it's, like, really hard.

Me and Captain Sandy have
this really good relationship,

and she doesn't like
anyone else, so it's, like...

Yeah, you shoulder the whole
burden of everybody else.

Yeah, so it's really hard,
carrying everyone, but...

- It's tough.
- It's been all right.

So, have fun,
I'll see you shortly.

Au revoir.

We're going on a hike!

Woo!

Interior, interior, interior,

that is guests leaving the boat,
guests leaving the boat.

All you have on
this table is fatty foods.

I've got nuts.

- Captain Courtney.
- Captain Courtney!

Woo!

Oh, here they are.

Oh, this is fantastic.

Nice location!

Good job, Captain Courtney.

Hey, guys!

Jesus, I wanna go on a yacht
and drink and eat and be merry,

and I'll pose
in the nude for someone,

if that's what it takes.

- Boom.
- Thank you.

You getting ready
to do the slide?

I'm gonna do
the trampoline first,

and then I'll do
the slide straight after.

This is great,
look at this.

Like a moonscape!

- Love it.
- Woo-hoo!

- Hi, everyone, welcome.
- Woo-hoo!

Nice!

...editions.

Reid, I'm gonna run Mzi back.

- Yeah.
- Then I'll come...

If you wanna take
the photo stuff,

then I'll come up
with the waters.

Wanna go for a ride?

- This is your new bar.
- Yeah.

Yee-haw!

Okay, bye forever.

And we're parked.

Whew, perfect.

I just wanna tell you
real quick,

we are gonna go up this incline,

so we're gonna
take it really slow.

We're gonna go up to the top,

we're gonna
follow that ridge around

and then up between that gap.

- You all ready?
- That's cool.

Let's do it.

This is gonna be fun
going down, Eric.

This is the quad day.

I'm not great with heights.

Don't look down, Hannah,
just don't look down.

There's no way in hell
that I'm walking up that hill.

I hate any physical activity...

exercise, gross;
Walking, gross.

It's just not my thing.

I see some great
shots on these rocks.

Wow.

You need to
put fuel in firstly.

You wanna do your welcome
drinks and towels.

I'll get this then
go the other way.

Where is the scary part?

Awesome.

Good job, give
yourself some leeway.

Drop-off tomorrow, thank gosh.

- Oh, JT!
- That's what happens!

[shouting]

- Woo woo woo!
- Here, here, here.

So then as soon as you're
done here, you can go down.

You got up there
quickly, Courtney.

So pretty...
what do you think?

I think this is great.

- Photos?
- Yep.

Are we ****ing nude?

Nude, whatever you wanna shoot.

- Okay. I...
- I was gonna do nude.

Yeah.

I'm gonna shoot some
from here, okay?

All right, all right,
I'm shooting now.

Nice.

That looks hot.

That looks great!

Back arched, butt up in
the air, legs crossed.

I feel really awkward.

I know it's just
a woman that's naked...

like, fine.

But I come from a
really conservative place,

and I just feel uncomfortable.

My mom would be
in such disbelief.

She would say,
"This ain't right."

- Cool pics.
- Great stuff.

My God.

Coming up...

You've been... Between the two
of you,

someone could
have done that cabin.

Time management...
make it better.

I'm not gonna eat
your bullsh**

A little bit more that way,
so I can see your butt.

Just a little bit...

There, there, perfect.

Cutlery, might as well
just do that now.

Wipe this table down.

All right, good, we're done.

Let's go.

Round up.

Yes, please.

You want me to hold
the towel for you?

Changing room.

Hey?

You gonna let it go?

Yeah, you know what I'm like.
Just forgive and move on.

You live in the present
and not in the past.

Good attitude.

Are you gonna have
that attitude, too?

I'm a big more... ed
up than you, though, so.

That's a bit harsh
on yourself, Dave.

Hello, welcome.

Would you like a mimosa?

- Yeah.
- That was fun.

All right.
That was great.

You want straight champers?

As the French say,
just a little, eh?

- Just a little.
- Just a little, eh?

Very cute.
Hold on, let me zoom in.

I like it.

They looked amazing
up there, honestly.

Incredible.

Should have got
some good photos...

- Yeah, yeah.
- ...of the crew.

That was incredible.

The rest of...
the other half of the crew

that's waiting on the boat,
they're raring to go.

Towels done,
welcome drinks to do...

Yay, nice.

Clean up here,
I have to clean the VIP,

because that wasn't done at all.

- Storm, Storm, Court.
- Go ahead, Courts.

So, they're starting to
wrap everything up now.

So we'll start
packing away, and head back.

I'll let you know when
we're leaving the dock.

Yeah, thanks so much,
and I'm ready for you.

I'm definitely
reaping the rewards

of Courtney's workmanship.

We're getting fuel
when we get back.

- How much?
- Twenty thousand liters.

Fantastic.

Do you wanna do
welcome drinks and towels?

All righty.

Everyone good?

Bye, everyone!

Mm!

All right, let's get this
stuff packed away, huh?

- Yeah.
- Thank you, Courtney.

- Well done.
- Hi.

Would you guys like a
cold towel and a mango daiquiri?

Ooh, oh, I live for these.

First day done, one day left.

Well done.
Thanks, guys.

- Can I pass you these on board?
- Yeah, you can.

Did you have lunch?

- I made you a pasta.
- Was it a hot pasta?

Cold pasta salad's the
worst thing ever invented.

Just heat it up, obviously.

That's like saying do you want
some cold Vegemite toast.

It's just not a thing.

Three charters left.
It'll be fun.

- Oh!
- Thanks, pal.

Ooh.

Just pack it on
the deck behind you.

Yep.

Right.

So, if it was gonna be at...
we're gonna do the...

we're gonna
have Mediterranean...

- Hey, thank you.
- Thank you.

- I had fun with you today.
- We had fun.

- Heya.
- Hi.

- You all right, my love?
- Yeah.

Did you have a nice one?

Sorry, I'm just
gonna put...

It was so hot...
no shade.

- Oh!
- At all.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Can I get some chow-chow?

- Yeah.
- Downstairs?

Yeah, go on your break.

Woo!

How was it?

They loved it,
they had an amazing time.

They got some cool photos.

Yeah!

You're back already?

Yeah, it's 5:30.

Oh, my God, I didn't
realize the time passed.

- It went so fast.
- It did go fast.

To find out that Kyle and
Tash have not been in the VIP,

I'm pissed off,

because I cannot take breaks
knowing that cabin wasn't done.

I know exactly what they
were probably

would have doing
when I was gone.

They've been talking sh**
And eating food.

The dream team
has gone downhill.

I can't believe
the VIP's not been done.

That was good.

That was good,
I did not throw up.

- Yeah.
- That was also good.

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Will we be able to ride flight
boards, like, tomorrow morning?

Yeah, we'll have all the
same stuff out tomorrow.

It is weather-dependent.

So, what's your plan
for tonight?

Big salt-baked fish,
and then starch, veg.

Go ahead.

You're not gonna ****ing
fit in there,

are you, you little bastard?

It's super-difficult, because
I've got so much fish.

So, I have to bend the
fish to get it in the oven

It's like [bleep], how am
I gonna make this look good?

I'm sh** ting myself because
it's too big to get it in there.

It's gonna almost fuse together.

What's their evening plan?

We can do, like, black leather,
and maybe some reds.

We're gonna host
a BDSM party...

ing outstanding.

I mean, look, at the end of the
day, we're all wild animals.

We need to learn to be tame,

and Kyle the zookeeper's
to the rescue, honey.

Yes, bitch!

What?

That's ass juice on there.

Holy sh**

You look like that sexy,
one off "Cruel Intentions."

Oh, my God.

Lovely stuff.

I don't know if you
wanna hang the red curtains

on each side there.

I was thinking
that'd be a whole, like,

red light district vibe.

It's gotta be dirty.

- Is he actually, though?
- Yeah.

Oh, he's here.

He's the naked stripper
of the boat.

Come on.

Out of all the crew.

Get us that tip money.

Get us tip money.

Tash, she looks ****ing
so hot, Jesus.

Ooh!

- Rawr.
- Well done, sisters.

This looks really
good, guys.

Okay, I'm gonna
go to laundry, guys.

I figured out why
my pants don't fit...

they're 32x30s, not 32x32.

So, I had to tighten my
belt a little bit.

Absolutely not.

I lost, like, 20 pounds
in the last year.

You're talking to people who
use the metric system, mate.

I don't know, what is 20 pounds,
like six meters?

- No, like...
- No, what's that?

- That's the wrong measurement.
- No!

You've gotta, like, put
your hands up onto each side.

[laughing]

Will you take one of us?

- Yeah, I got it.
- Get in, get in.

All right, I love that.

Dude, this is the craziest
thing I've ever been a part of.

Well, welcome.

No, no, the best, but crazy.

Are they uncomfortable?

Not at all.

Look at that.

Oh!

No, I'm good.

I think so.

Yeah.

So, apologies for the delay.

Ooh, you all right?

- Oh, yeah, totally, thank you.
- Okay, love.

You've really pissed me off.

Okay, first of all, do not say,

"Sorry the head of housekeeping
wasn't here to do your cabin."

There's two of you on the boat.

You've been a chief stew,
you've been a chief stew.

Both of you are equal.

One...

between the two of you, someone
could have done that cabin.

- No.
- Time management.

- No.
- Make it better.

Do not say, "The head of
housekeeping wasn't able

to get to your cabin today."

You are also responsible for
the housekeeping on this boat.

There's no head of housekeeping,

but do not go and try to
blame me.

No one blamed you.

No, because you've just said

the head of housekeeping
was not here, Kyle.

You didn't hear the full story.

If you think you're gonna
come for me

like you come for everyone else,
you're highly ****ing mistaken.

I'll put you right in
your place, trust me.

I'm not gonna eat your
bullsh**

Like you can pick
on everybody else.

You're 24 ****ing years old,
act mature.

I'll switch that bitch off
in two ****ing seconds.

Not on my watch.

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Come in just straight to me.

Kill it, kill it, kill it...

reverse, reverse...

- [crunch]
- Oh!

Oh [bleep] me.
[bleep] me.

Do you fancy anybody
on board, other than me?

No, I'm joking.

You have an undiagnosed
case of narcissism.

Wow ****ing hell.

Body image, it's really hard
for me to,

like, suppress that part down,

and he's literally just,
like ****ing let it roar

in my ****ing brain.

I've never said
anything like that.

I am fed up with
the interior crew.

I'm just over it.

I've got nothing else more to
explain to you than what I did.

Don't try this bullsh**

Kyle, pipe down.

You've been taking trash.

I'm literally the most
calmest person sitting here.

I'm ****ing calm.

- I'm...
- You know, let's just stop.

Shut your ****ing sh**

Kyle, come to the toilet.