Original subtitles

Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Kick it on, nice.

Courtney's like a little captain out there.

I know.

I've got eyes on Courtney to be my lead.

Problem is, Mzi's a personal friend of mine.

He's gonna be so ****ing bummed.

Thank you so much for today, you're a rock star.

Do you wanna learn something new about me?

I can squeak my eyeballs.

[squeaking]

Ah!

I'm really enjoying this charter.

There's a good vibe, which is nice.

I'm just gonna make a sorbet.

You are an exceptional human being.

Oh, my God [bleep] me.

There's not one thing pulled for breakfast,

pantry's a mess, and I'm just getting overwhelmed.

That's not okay.

Yeah, I'm a snitch.

That needs to be managed better.

Either the boat's gotta be clean

or breakfast has got to be pulled.

It can't be the boat's a sh** show

from the bridge deck down and nothing's pulled at all.

Tash and I are staying, because she has to clear the pantry.

It's a bit rubbish.

It's a crew night out, it's Mzi's birthday,

and you're telling Kyle so he can't go.

- I know chief stew, but, like... - No...

that's a bit...

I just can't win.

- Jason! - Jason!

[whistles]

Just flat-out ignoring me.

This is not polished, this is not polished.

None of it's polished, I didn't get to it.

- Where's your radio? - It's on me.

I've called you three times.

That's why I'm having a conversation with him.

I just wanted to have a quick chat

so we could be on the same page, dude.

You get into, like, this mood, and it...

we can all feel it.

I feel like I'm carrying more than my load.

I feel like it's the other way around.

I don't wanna leave anyone high and dry, but replace me.

No, that's...

I'm telling you right now, bring someone else in.

You don't wanna be here if you're saying things like that.

That's literally what I'm saying.

I'm trying to change my personality...

No, I'm not here to make you a victim.

It's already been brought up.

I want you to stay, mate.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 13

Episode Title: "Charter of Destiny " Aired on: September 25, 2022.

I've censored myself 80 to 90 percent,

the way I act and talk.

Sometimes it just doesn't click.

- All right. - And it's just not clicking.

I didn't plan on ever quitting or whatever,

but it's like [bleep] man, what do you want me to do?

If I'm that much of a ****ing cancer

to a situation ****ing end it for me.

I feel closer to the fish in the water than the deck crew.

I think I wanna do a little pop-up,

pop-up restaurant in the States.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, you do the cocktails.

- I do the coffee. - And the coffee.

I'm paying a bartender to do cocktails.

- Do you want a ginger shot? - Um, sure.

I've got a bad back today. Bad back is real.

Whoop! What is it?

- Is it just ginger? - Ginger.

Oh, that's tangy.

Since the age of 15, I've always been in a relationship.

I've never known what it's been like to be single.

I'm kind of horrified to be alone.

There's a lot of issues going on with me and my boyfriend.

I feel like Dave is a good escape.

I trust myself 110 percent not to go down that road again,

but I really crave someone to be there for me.

That is pure.

That is ****ing hectic.

- Cap? - Hey.

- How are you? - Good.

- Do you have a second? - Of course.

I wanted to chat to you about an issue

that I've tried to address.

There's been a lot going on behind the scenes with Jason,

in terms of his attitude towards our team.

Took him up to the sundeck to have a chat with him,

and just to basically say listen, I'm here for you,

I'm here to support you, and he's basically just said to me,

well, he's not gonna change, and he wants to go.

So, I said to him, "Well, I don't want you to go,

this is why I'm having a conversation with you."

Okay, so he said he wants to quit.

All right, so, I need details.

All right, so I'm like, to be honest with you,

it's frustrating me if he walks around

and he doesn't speak to us.

He's very grumpy, he ignores me, he ignores Courtney.

It's, like, it's very difficult.

I said to him, "I don't wanna make you a victim

or feel like I'm ostracizing you."

I'm here to say, like, when you're in a good vibe,

I really appreciate you.

But the last three charters, you haven't been.

- Yeah. - And it's really affecting everyone.

And he's just, like, he doesn't jive with the team.

Okay, that's all I need. Thank you very much.

And I didn't want you to feel like I was pushing him away,

because I value him on my team,

and he's got the bow locked down.

You know, it's more work now for everyone.

Let me share this...

when people say they don't wanna be here, I don't want them here.

But until I find someone else...

That's okay.

I may need to have him for the next charter, right?

Got you.

But we'll get through this,

and just try to diffuse the situation, hopefully.

- Of course. - All right, awesome.

- All right, thanks, Cap. - All right, thank you.

Jason, Jason, come to the bridge.

Copy.

How'd you go with everything, Storm?

How was your chat?

He doesn't wanna be here,

so we're just looking for someone else,

but until then, he'll stay with us.

So, we'll see.

Oh, hello, there.

Storm just brought me up to speed.

Clearly, you said you wanna leave.

When my personality got kinda brought into play,

and I was already biting my tongue a lot,

- I don't wanna just... - Yeah.

...throw a temper tantrum.

I'm just trying not to make anyone mad.

Sometimes, people just don't gel.

You know, when you have personality conflicts,

it's not that your personality is wrong or his is wrong,

it's just a conflict.

And sometimes, it happens,

even when you're excellent at your job.

But we need that rhythm, right,

because the guests pick up on it.

You've always been respectful to me,

so I'm gonna ask you to just continue to do your job

until I find a replacement.

I'm, like, running at low capacity, but I'll...

- I'm not trying to leave... - Yeah.

...anyone high and dry.

I appreciate that. Thank you so much.

- Thanks, Cap. - All right.

Asking him to stay for the next charter, that's a risk.

You know, like, I don't know how he's gonna behave.

But the charter starts within a hour.

We gotta focus on the job, find a way to navigate this.

You have to problem-solve.

Is he?

David, Natasha, and Storm,

meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.

Copy that, Cap.

Hello.

Okay, charter number six.

This is going to be a shorter charter.

- Wow. - Oh, really?

Myiesha Griffin is an IT project manager.

She is thrilled to be vacationing

with all of her successful girlfriends.

The group is ready to let loose and plan

to be three sheets to the wind by the end of this charter.

They've still got some dietary requirements.

They've got a vegan, with no pork, poultry, turkey,

red meat, animal dairy products,

and the guests would like a surf-and-turf style dinner.

The primary doesn't like fish,

but she's asked for a surf-and-turf.

Oh, God.

A lot of dietary requirements,

and no idea what they're talking about.

Plus they're gonna be on for a shorter charter,

which is even harder, because if I [bleep] up

then there's no second chance.

We've got jet-skiing again, stand-up paddle boarding.

The guests have requested a local artist

to come on board and perform.

So, here's the cool part...

the owner has a connection to a famous Maltese pop star,

the artist Destiny.

That would be cool.

- To surprise the guests. - Should be fun.

- So, that'd be awesome, right? - Yeah.

Thanks, Sandy.

Oh.

Have you got a lunch menu for today?

Come sit on mummy's lap.

Roasted rack of lamb with mint and caper salsa.

- Broccoli and kale. - Okay.

It's been an interesting day.

Like, what are you thinking?

Like, because yesterday you were, obviously like,

upset with what I said.

I'm not saying I don't want this at all.

I want this, I just wanna, like, realize that

we need to take it slower, a little bit.

Like, I just broke up with my boyfriend

about a month, or two months ago.

- Yeah. - Like, it's still very fresh.

Yeah.

You get?

We'll be on the same page.

Anyway, but thanks, appreciate the chat, and...

- well, whatever. - Yeah.

It's not the first time I've been told to slow down.

But right now, there's so much happening with my team,

I feel like I need to compartmentalize.

I'm not too sure what Jason's deal is.

If this goes sideways, everything is gonna go to sh**

So, we need my main focus.

All right, let's go finish up.

Oh!

All crew, all crew, get into your whites.

We have 30 minutes to meet on the dock.

- Have fun. - Yeah.

Looks good, dude.

Okay, it's five to, let's run.

Ready, girls?

We are here, honey.

I can just tell there's gonna be energy.

Coming up...

I can't take you anymore.

****ing hell, just get the [bleep] outta my life.

- Hi, ladies! - Hello!

- Hi! - Welcome!

You look fabulous!

Thank you, I'm Mye.

Hi, nice to meet you.

I'm Dave, nice to meet you.

So glad to have you.

Hello, Natasha, lovely to meet you.

I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.

Talia, nice to meet you.

I love your man bun, thank you.

Okay.

Welcome, ladies, to your Home away from home.

Thank you!

Our chief stew, Natasha, is gonna show you around.

Yes.

We're gonna get your luggage on,

and we're gonna take off for your vacation.

- All right! - Let's go!

There you go.

- Cold towel? - Yes.

- Here we go. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, we can start the tour.

Ooh!

- If you follow this way. - Okay.

Ooh, ooh, don't put the Gucci on the ground, boy!

So, this is a nice little spot for a good dance,

to blast some music.

- Can you dance? - Yes.

Let me see it, go!

So, you gonna dance with us?

Go, go, go!

Woo!

Here's the lunch menu.

Roasted rack of lamb, oh, I feel feverish!

I definitely don't want just salads the whole time, though.

Oh, these are a vibe, I like.

Here is the master suite.

There's a nice, big bathroom here.

And don't forget about the Japanese bidet.

Sitting there and getting the fan on my ass...

Deck crew, deck crew, all lines free, all lines free.

I so wanna sage the outside of the boat,

but the inside has great energy.

- The lines are fine. - Thank you.

Stormo, Jason. Both bow lines in.

Thank you very much.

Your lines are on board.

Your stern is clear from V3 and V4

You are clear to swing. Captain, you are clear to swing.

Good job, everyone.

I'm just getting the cutlery, and then that's the table set.

Hey, well done on the bow, J. Thanks, Courts.

No, of course, it's what we're here for.

Y'all ready?

You're a beautiful being.

Thank you.

So, so beautiful.

- Seven? - Yeah.

So, I think I should be the eighth guest of any sitting.

You already act like the eighth guest,

so you may as well continue that.

Where are all you ladies from?

Have you all been friends for a while?

Friends from college and high school.

Who's texting?

Nobody.

Anchor down!

Copy that, Captain.

Two in the water.

Which way is the chain laying?

Chain is 12:00, short.

Okay, I'm gonna lock it in.

Thank you, Courts.

What is this area, what is this?

- This is called the pantry. - Is this the galley?

This is where we operate.

- Hi! - Hey, girl.

Let me see, we got...

Honestly, it's hell a busy.

- How you doing? - Hello.

Good, I see those lamb.

That's one of my favorite things.

Yes!

The pressure's on.

Instead of having that one, direct path I had,

which was Tash, Tash, Tash.

The last charter we did was epic,

and I just wanna keep it going.

For these guests, preferences weren't the clearest.

There's a few meat-eaters, and then there's a vegan.

It's not ideal, but I'm gonna try and give them variety.

Oh, we have Havana Club.

That's good, I thought we could only get that in Cuba.

Oh, is that one of your faves?

Should I make, like, a big pitcher

or, like, strawberry mojito or something?

Yeah, cool, I'm with it.

Dave, what's your time on lunch?

I can be ready when you are.

All right, guys, I'm going to cabins.

Come on, thigh meat!

We like thigh meat, yes, girl!

Give what needs to be given!

Ooh, what's that, that looks good!

Is that the strawberry...

This is strawberry mojito, yeah.

- I ain't mad. - I'm not mad at all.

Not mad.

- Two more fenders? - Yeah.

Then we can start putting the toys out.

Okay.

Obviously, Jason leaving and someone new coming in,

there's a lot going on.

A lot of moving parts right now.

Let's go, we'll wake your asses up.

I know I need to name a lead deckhand.

It's gonna be important for the team's dynamic, for everything.

Will definitely not let that happen again.

Ooh, my goodness, you're like turbo Jason today.

So, here we have Moroccan-style couscous.

There's a vibrator, and I don't know what to do.

- Hi, ladies. - Hey.

- Hello. - Hi!

- How you doing? - Hello, there!

So, the kale and broccoli salad,

I've actually smoked the broccoli with some lemon.

Then with the lamb, I've sous vided it,

and I've made a little paprika dusting.

This looks amazing, thank you so much.

- Thank you, appreciate it. - All right, enjoy it.

Lamb is my favorite, so I gotta see what this lamb is like.

- And the fish is good. - The fish is really good.

You like the lamb?

He got the okay?

♪ Hell yeah! ♪

♪ Hell yeah! ♪

Nice.

Here comes Natasha, what you got this time?

[cheering]

So this is a strawberry margarita.

Oh, this is good as sh**

Zamn!

- You've gotta put your wets on. - Yep.

Because you're gonna be taking the guests jet-skiing.

Copy.

Hey, Norma, I need a deckhand.

Yeah, unfortunately, the guy here, he...

Oh, you have someone?

All right, terrific, thank you.

Y'all ready to try... are we doing water sports?

Is your side secure?

She asked, according to the preference sheet,

for a Hawaiian theme for this.

So, what we'll do, we'll turn...

surf-n-turf will be Hawaiian on bridge deck aft,

and we'll do a Maltese lounge on the sundeck.

- Gotcha. - Oh, toenail polish alert!

Oh, yeah, it's kinda beat up.

All right, I'm gonna go flower power this up.

So, the jet-skis, the trampoline,

and the slide's out.

So, you guys are gonna take us out on the jet-skis,

if we wanna go?

Yes, if you guys have been drinking,

I'll be one of the people.

We've been drinking.

What a mess.

We can do it.

- Bye, Whitley! - Bye!

Woo!

Get it, girl!

Dave, do you have a menu for tonight?

Surf-n-turf, and then...

- Surf-n-turf, like, plated? - Yeah.

Tonight for dinner they wanted surf-n-turf,

which confuses me, because some people don't eat meat.

Normally, I would do beef and lobster,

but three people don't like lobster.

So, this one could be a tough one.

About this Maltese singer coming tonight,

this woman's actually quite famous in Malta.

Is she?

Just sneak her up, we'll get the singer up there quickly.

All right.

Use these to sort of, like,

pull yourself down with some momentum.

Woo!

Damn!

[laughing]

Copy that, appreciate you.

Wanted to talk to you, if that's all right, for five minutes.

Yeah. What's on your mind?

Obviously, I understand that I'm expected

to delegate my team.

You're running around too much.

All right.

Trust them, don't try to do their job.

You know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah. - Before someone new comes,

I wanna put some sort of, like, lead position in my team.

But I'm in the situation where I've got a very good

friend that's working really, really, really hard,

and then I had Courtney come in

and just completely blow me away.

Like, I don't have to ask; it's done.

It really allows me to concentrate on other things.

For that reason, I wanna go with her.

But I just don't want it to cause any...

because I know he's gonna be upset,

because he's been working so hard.

He'll be fine.

You're doing it based on performance.

I'm doing it based on experience and performance, yeah.

Well, that's awesome.

Yeah, so, I'm gonna probably do that this charter, so...

Yeah.

I don't wanna hurt my friend.

This is just really ...ing hard, dude.

- You're doing a great job. - Thanks, Cap.

This is gonna be a ****ing nightmare, bro.

Coming up...

Obviously, as a leader,

you don't want anyone to see you break down.

[sobbing]

Is that it for today?

I think so.

How was it, was it fun?

Cool.

- Yeah, no worries. - Okay.

They'll be on the bridge deck aft, where she's setting up.

Y'all can take y'all a break for a minute.

Storm, do you want us to start deflating the slide or anything?

For now, we could start packing away the chairs.

Yeah.

Oh, cy-ute!

I love it!

There always has to be something, Kyle.

Just a bit worried.

We know that one person doesn't eat meat,

but I'm not sure if she eats fish or not.

It's the...

It's Whitley, the vegan one, you mean?

Yeah.

She doesn't...

She said she eats shrimp, she eats sea bass...

Sea bass for her, then, great.

I'll cook one or two.

- Yeah. - Just to have a back-up.

Are you cute?

Okay, the sound tech's here, on the swim platform.

Ooh, yes, you look cute.

Hey.

Very hungry.

I can't wait to see what the chef is gonna prepare.

Everything's been so great so far.

Deck crew, deck crew, is anyone able to help bring

the sound equipment onto the boat?

- This one's heavy? - Yeah, it's heavy.

Heavy, heavy, heavy.

Maybe we can do one handle each.

- It'll be fine. - The guy's on the bow.

Holy sh**

- Have you got it? - Yeah, I got it, it's all right.

- You've got it? - Yeah.

- Oh, how cute! - That is adorable.

Oh, no, Kyle, you've got this one and me and Nat,

we can get that one, okay?

- Got you, yeah. - Thank you.

- We've got another one. - All righty, from underneath.

Yeah... ooh, ooh. There's a hole.

Watch out. I'm gonna let go.

- Not only we're lifting... - Who runs the world?

Girls!

Wait, there's holes everywhere.

You're a hole.

Ooh, my ass.

[bleep]

Destiny better be really good at singing.

Ugh!

Kyle.

Is there an empty human body in here?

Holy sh**

So, tonight, you know the surprise.

Can you think of a good distraction to,

like, distract them for,

like, 15 seconds, while she gets up those stairs?

Tash, swim platform, please. Tash, swim platform, please.

Copy.

I think Jason's been good today.

- Yeah. - Really working.

- So, one step there... perfect. - Oh, my gosh.

I'm stoked, I'm gonna tell him that.

Yeah, take some photos.

Hi, I'm Natasha, lovely to meet you, Destiny.

Hi, I'm Destiny, nice to meet you.

Please, can I have a guest update.

I'm just coming up now with Destiny.

Yeah, they're still in the foyer.

Wait, where's Whitley, is she coming up?

Yeah, she's...

Ah!

It's a surprise for the guests.

- Okay. - They don't know.

Okay, baby, move a bit in... yeah, perfect.

We gotta move the drink, yeah.

We now have Destiny on the sundeck.

Yeah!

Done.

Well, I'll let you get comfortable and everything,

and then we're gonna bring the guests up for dinner now.

Okay. Thank you.

And we managed to make it a surprise, they didn't see you.

- Yeah. - Okay.

You look beautiful, by the way.

- Thank you. - I love your hair.

Thank you.

That's pretty cool.

She's a Maltese celebrity.

Myself, I'm not much of a singer.

I started at the age of six,

and whatever boat I go on, wherever I go in the world,

I carry my baton with me everywhere.

Woo-hoo!

It's a luau!

Ooh-la-la!

It's so cute!

- Oh-em-gee. - This is beautiful.

- This is so nice. - This is absolutely amazing.

- Dave? - Yeah.

- We're ready when you are. - Copy...

if you need to ask, sea bass or Wagyu steak.

Find out between either of them?

Gotcha... surf-n-turf.

So, tonight's theme is surf-n-turf Hawaiian.

You've got the option between Wagyu steak or sea bass.

I thought it was "surf and turf."

Like, a little bit of both.

You can get a bit of both.

- Yeah, like... - One hundred percent.

A bit of both.

Mm, it should be half-half for everyone?

Except, obviously.. Except for Whitley.

Yeah.

They got you something special.

All right, dude, thank you so much.

Good night.

- I can help rinse some stuff. - No, it's all good, dude.

- Dave? - Yeah?

- Tell me. - Half-and-half.

Half-and-half, so?

They're like, "I thought it's surf and turf."

I'm like, yeah, yeah, we can do half and half, no problem.

No, it is surf-and-turf; it's coming with scallops.

But some people don't eat meat; sea bass was the back-up.

The scallop is the surf, and then the turf is the meat.

- Okay. - Sorry, Dave.

Like, this is a right [bleep]-up.

So, I might not have explained it properly to Kyle,

but it's surf-n-turf, and it's meat with scallops.

But what he... he's now...

he's offered now beef and sea bass,

so he's basically just added another course to the dish.

The sea bass was just for the one that doesn't eat meat.

- Coming up... - ...ing exhausted.

Are you joking?

Like, they would help us in an instant.

Just laziness.

That stuff was so heavy,

and he's lugging it down by himself, isn't he?

Sorry, Dave.

No, this is a right [bleep] up.

Shouldn't have given them the choice.

Well, then let's do two rounds.

I will.

I obviously... ed up.

I just need time to cook the sea bass.

I can serve the surf-n-turf first,

and then rush to get sea bass.

Correct.

If you're legit dating and dating different people,

it gets expensive.

Yeah.

Whitley, she's only gonna do the vegetables?

Yeah, and everything else is normal.

I've done the steak medium-rare.

I've got a little sauce here.

Thank you, I was gonna ask.

Whitley's vegan.

And then if you all want some sea bass too,

I'll do that second round.

- Happy with that? - Yes.

- Okay. - You gonna eat the fish?

Oh, no, no, I'm good with the...

- To get some protein? - Are you sure?

I'm good with the vegetables and potatoes, thanks, Chef.

I hope you enjoy it.

Oh, that scallop is so good.

****ing sea bass.

I like these potatoes a lot, I might get some more potatoes.

Cook, mother... er.

Would you like your next plate with the fish?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Okay.

A Gemini can go from here to here.

I'm like you.

If I'm about to go off, I will start crying first.

Like, the passion will leave my eyes,

and I'm like, you better run.

I'm not sad, I'm about to kill you is what's about to happen.

Service, please, in the galley!

Coming.

Ooh, wonderful.

I'm sorry for the long wait.

They're coming up in about two minutes.

- Okay. - Why aren't you in bed, Storm?

Me?

Yeah, go to bed.

- Unwinding? - Unwinding.

Are you gonna come and watch her song?

- I do. - Yeah?

Should call Natalya, but she's still stuck in cabins.

How was your dinner?

Everything has been awesome.

Is everyone ready for dessert up on the sundeck?

What do you got for us, Natasha?

Because you're full of surprises.

Something sweet to be up on the sundeck.

It's pretty awesome.

Okay, let's see.

Look at them walking up for us.

[laughing]

Come on, baby, the way she smiled.

Ooh!

She like she ready, girl.

You about to sing!

Hi, everyone, it's Destiny.

And tonight, I'll be performing a very special song

to very special ladies in front of me.

- Ooh! - Okay.

♪ So, baby, it's not a maybe ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm too good to be true ♪

Ooh!

♪ There's nothing in it for you ♪

♪ So, if I show some skin ♪

♪ Doesn't mean I'm giving in ♪

♪ I'm not your baby ♪

- Yeah! - Woo!

- All right! - Yes!

♪ Babe, are you hurting, are you all right ♪

♪ You look like an angel that fell from the sky ♪

♪ Hell, no, I am not your honey ♪

♪ Hell, no, I don't want your money ♪

♪ Got it wrong, I ain't into dummies ♪

♪ Nuh-uh-uh-uh ♪

♪ So, baby, it's not a maybe, ha ha ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm too good to be true ♪

♪ There's nothing in it for you ♪

♪ So, if I show some skin ♪

♪ Doesn't mean I'm giving in ♪

♪ I'm not your baby ♪

♪ Je me casse, ha ha ♪

♪ Je me casse ♪

♪ If you don't get it, please forget it ♪

♪ Ladies, if you feel like flaunting tonight ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's all right, ladies ♪

♪ Ladies, listen to me ♪

♪ Listen and go right ahead ♪

♪ Show you're shining bright, woo ♪

♪ Je me casse, hey ♪

♪ Excuse my French ♪

♪ Baby, it's not a maybe ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm too good to be true ♪

♪ There's nothing in it for you ♪

♪ So, if I show some skin ♪

♪ Doesn't mean I'm giving in ♪

♪ I'm not your baby ♪

♪ Je me casse, ha ha ♪

♪ Go, go, go, je me casse ♪

♪ Go, go, go, I'm not your baby ♪

Woo!

Holy cannoli, like, she's ****ing awesome.

Thank you so much.

- It was an honor. - Thank you.

To kill it on a short charter,

you need to create memorable moments.

That was one of them.

What a voice.

And she smells good!

Yes!

- Thank you. - Natasha!

- Woo! - Yay!

Yes!

You did amazing!

Oh, my Lord.

Huh?

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

Come on, Susie!

- Hey, Mzi's doing some sh** - sh**

[chattering]

He said no.

- Oh, come on! - Come on, Mzi!

Please, can you do eight tequila shots?

- Okay. - Damn, we liquored up.

Mm, I'm ****ing exhausted.

Hey!

Are you joking? Like, go help out.

Like, they would help us in an instant.

These two, the majority of the time, are not doing anything.

Like, it's just laziness.

- How you doing, man? - No, no, it's all good.

It's ridiculous.

Guys?

Yes?

Mzi really needed help lifting that stuff down.

Pardon?

That stuff was so heavy,

and he's lugging it down by himself, isn't he?

It's done now, I've already done it.

Right now, our main priority is the actual guest.

Guests can wait for five minutes.

It's bullsh**

Mzi, next time, if you just say listen, help me now,

because that is just absolutely bullsh**

- Um, Tash? - Yeah?

- She's mental. - I know.

Sorry.

Yes, please, you've gotta get up early.

Okay.

Natalya's not the easiest person to be able to tell what to do.

It's starting to feel like she just wants

to try and undermine me whenever there's a chance,

and it's just, like, stop it already.

We are busting our ass,

but yet she's the one who apparently

always maintains the pantry so wonderfully.

Don't take to heart what Nat said.

It's just a young girl still trying to figure out

why things happen the way they do.

- Yes! - Let's shake some ass!

- Yeah, shake some ass! - Yeah!

Yes, yes!

- Hey! - Oh, shots!

Thank you.

- Hey! Oh! - Hey!

Why do I feel like my energy levels are crashing?

Obviously we just don't work hard.

All this.

Woo!

Hey!

You gotta fall for a minute, you gotta...

- Woo-hoo! - Yes!

Hey, hey!

I'm getting too old for this sh** man.

We gonna roll and we gonna sleep.

Yes, honey.

- Good night. - Night, love.

- Sleep tight. - Toodleoo!

♪ Whatcha gonna do, hey ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪

Who do you think we woke up?

Everybody.

Sorry I smell.

Hello, good morning.

What up?

Morning.

Pantry's in a great place.

Yeah, it is.

I just need some yoga in the shade.

Are you gonna do some yoga now?

Is it the three of you?

Yeah, so I'll take one.

- Hey. - Hi.

Yeah.

All right, like, do sun salutations,

just to move your body-body.

Whew, this smells.

Let me sniff at your fingers.

- No, but the... - That's off.

Why, don't you like cheese?

Don't be coming at me later with your little cheese breath.

Modified chaturanga, deep inhale.

Are we eating yet?

Would you like us to start bringing it out now?

Yeah.

When you're in a receiving mode, look what happened...

she appears with coffee and water.

- Woo-hoo! - Yeah!

Kyle, guests are ready to eat.

Gratitude, Namaste.

Namaste.

Run the breakfast now.

- You want me to? - Yeah.

- Okay. - They said they were coming out.

I'm gonna swing this around.

- Okay, we ready? - Um...

Oh, this is cute.

This is handmade.

I'm sad, I feel like imma cry.

Jason, when you're done there,

can you take the covers off the chairs, please?

Yeah.

All right, they can go.

Breakfast special.

Thank you so much.

Mm, Chef!

I'm like, I love it, I wanna...

It is pretty good, though.

It is, like...

That's it, it's coming right for us.

Hey, Cap, so, guest departure.

Because of the weather...

you can tell the wind's already picking up.

Yeah, yeah.

I wanna stay here on anchor for our next charter.

- All right, that's fine. - Okay?

You can make the announcement.

All crew, all crew,

our guests will be departing via water taxi.

Prepare for guest departure.

Do you wanna go get your shirt on then quick?

- Yeah, sure. - Thanks, babe.

Between the steps.

Shall I clear any of these?

Yes.

I noticed the change of wardrobe,

so I guess it's coming up on time?

Oh, no!

All right, friends, let's break.

Yes.

Storm, Storm, guests depart within

20 minutes, you understand?

Copy that.

I don't wanna pack!

- Really? - Yeah.

You going out tonight?

No, but feel like wearing chill...

Yeah, like, in chill zones.

Okay, you guys can be chill,

but me and Tash are literally getting... ed I'm serious.

No, we're saying our outfits are chill.

Oh, yeah, yeah, gotcha.

Learn, Kyle. Listen before you speak.

Natalya would cause me to jump over here.

- Yeah. - Her voice is piercing.

I've worked with individuals with Natalya.

This is not my first rodeo.

It's only gonna get worse.

At some point I feel Nat needs to be put in her place.

Natalya wants to talk sh** all the ****ing time.

I don't have two seconds to get into that.

They've got a taxi over here.

All crew, all crew, to the aft deck.

Line up on the stairs for guest departure.

Copy.

Thank you.

[chattering]

Ah, just show us your best lunge.

Man bun!

Part two.

These people are wonderful, patient, serves with a smile.

It's beautiful, beautiful to see.

Thank y'all for having us, we loved it, we love you.

Hopefully, we'll meet again.

- We will. - Yeah.

- Thank you. - I appreciate this.

Thank you!

Thank you for bringing blessings.

- Bye! - Bye!

- Bye! - Bye!

Bye!

Everyone, excellent job.

Out of our whites, into our reds,

let's meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

- Woo-hoo! - Amazing.

Fantastic, thank you, Cap.

Into our reds and into our beds.

♪ Dah-dah-dah ♪

- Nice work. - Thank you.

Ooh, Lord.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

I have to say, like, you guys,

from interior to exterior, killed it.

I just wanna say, Jason, you've always been

awesome on deck,

and I'm so grateful.

I found someone.

He'll be here before the next charter,

but thanks for working so hard.

- I really appreciate you. - Of course.

Thank you, and then $14,000,

which is equivalent to $1,272 per person.

Cheers, everyone.

- Woo! - Cheers!

Love it, everybody!

Oh yeah, one more thing...

since we're on anchor, who's doing anchor watch?

Okay, good, awesome. Thank you.

- Yeah. - I'll take a couple hours.

Whatever side you want, I'll take whatever you want.

I'll tell you guys later.

Oh, there's more trash, guys.

I mean, I hate touching soaking-wet wash cloths.

[sobs]

These messages from my boyfriend,

I'm trying to ignore it, but I am a person,

and I do have feelings.

Obviously, as a leader in my position,

you don't want anyone to see you break down.

[Natasha crying]

Jesus.

That's your main focus, on this energy.

I'm not even joking.

Don't even feel selfish about it.

- Okay, love bug. - Yeah.

No more tears left to cry, only happy penises.

Kyle.

That's gonna be too hot, but that's also kinda cute.

Oh, my God, you look amazing.

Thanks, honey.

Ah, too many options.

I am the salsa emoji this evening.

Yeah!

Okay, let's go, loves, let's go, let's go. Vamos.

Don't leave it a mess for Sandy.

Woo!

Well done, guys!

Sometimes I think Nat thinks that I look

like someone completely different.

- Yeah? - I agree.

Yeah.

Oh, here we are.

- Nat, we've got the Pro sec. - Okay, I'm coming.

Party car!

I feel like it's weird.

If I was him, I would have come over to everyone,

or, like, said it at some point, at least the deck crew,

and been like, "Oh, by the way, just so you know, I'm leaving."

Starting tomorrow.

Right here is where Kyle kissed Frank,

right where we're sat.

Oh, my God, this is it... Frank, I love you!

Oh, my God.

Is she okay?

- Hello, good evening. - Hello.

- Welcome to 506. - Thank you so much.

Are you guys nervous about who's gonna join your team?

No, I'm not, I think it'll be fine.

- Are you... - I feel like Storm is.

I don't know who it is, but other...

Have you seen the résumé or anything.

The CV, we'll be in trouble, eh?

Either the new deckhand's gonna take Courts by storm

or Nat by storm.

No.

Is he lead deckie already?

No.

Here's the news...

I am the lead deckhand, and I'm coming on tomorrow.

What a surprise.

So, you better pick up a rag and you better wipe the windows,

because I am watching.

I'm gonna have an iced coffee.

Either way, anyone's gonna be better, I'm sorry, than Jason.

I've gotta have this conversation.

What?

I've gotta have this conversation tonight.

What convo? What convo?

[bleep] it, like, you know, why not tonight?

- Courtney. - Oh, God.

Rip the plaster off and just do it.

- What's wrong? - What's happening, boys?

It's all good vibes.

Why now is not the time or place...

What conversation?

- About the lead deckhand. - Oh, no.

Why?

About the lead deckhand, and now he...

Not tonight!

Yeah, we're gonna get a new person,

we don't know who the new person is.

He or she might throw a complete spanner in the works.

Yep, you have to choose a lead deckhand.

- Yes. - Okay.

And this is nothing against anyone else.

Yeah.

It's been a very hard decision for me.

Yeah.

What I would like to say is that I'd like

to make you my lead deckhand, okay?

I'd like to go with you,

and you make it what you wanna make it.

Holy sh** like, what is going on?

Like, obviously, like, we're out.

And he's a bit drunk, so I'm, like, I don't...

I'm scared to believe it.

I completely understand the situation that you've been in.

Like, I can understand the stress.

Like, Mzi's your ...ing boy and, like,

we bounce off each other.

So, even though you're making it me, it'll stay exactly the same.

You are everything to me...

Yeah, and... and you are everything to us.

There's no need for an explanation,

I can tell you that right now.

You wanna cuddle?

Thank you, I appreciate it so much.

I love you.

It is quite disappointing, and also just a bit unexpected.

Watch this energy come back and just go whoomp.

Storm.

You see that Mzi's gonna take it so hard now.

He is. I know his face.

You do not do...

No, it's not while you're drinking out of work hours.

Yes, he is. You are the bosun.

So, what was I supposed to do, just lie to him?

Okay, it's not lying when you say

let's have a conversation tomorrow morning.

I can't take you anymore.

****ing hell, just get the [bleep] out of my life.

Honestly [bleep] off.

Storm.