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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Storm is stepping in as the provisional bosun.

What I'm gonna do is show Sandy, you know,

that she made the right decision.

Here we go.

Starboard quarter stern.

I don't hear Storm.

Kick forward.

Press your mic and then talk.

Ugh, we're gonna hit.

Ugh.

- Did we damage the vessel? - No.

Storm is still provisional.

I need to make sure he can do the job and run the deck team.

Just relax and breathe.

How's been your two days of vacation?

This morning, you've only just gotten up.

I've set the table.

- I'm helping you turn over. - Because I don't want you...

and I appreciate that so much,

but I don't want you to do extra work.

Well, clearly ****ing not.

Kyle, this is literally going nowhere.

I'm actually getting pissed off.

It's got a boner.

I'm so stoked to have Courtney back.

She brings a lot of flair.

- Just the tip, though. - Just the tip.

No, not finding it funny? Okay.

- No, I'm just, like... - Tough crowd.

I'm not in sync with these guys, for sure.

I'm strategizing how I can fit in.

So, you're the diangle... uh, diagonal diamond man.

I'm stoked to see where this goes, cheers.

Oh, my God, okay.

Obviously, I'm very stoked to be spending more time with her.

My deck crew and I have heaps to do tomorrow.

Like, we haven't done the corridors,

we haven't done the aft.

Keep the work chat in the workplace.

Let's dance, let's have, like, a few drinks.

Mate, mate...

You need to snap out of the little emotional pity party.

On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together.

She was still with her boyfriend,

but she wanted to be with me.

And this whole Dave situation

made me realize I still love my ex.

You don't know what you want.

What the **** are you doing?

She literally just got back with her boyfriend.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 08

Episode Title: "Wine Im-pairing" Aired on: August 29, 2022.

Good morning.

Good morning, sunshine.

- How are you? - Christ, I'm hungover.

How are you?

Have a seat for a second?

Of course.

Okay, hand towels, face towels...

Last night was fun, but then,

like, I just don't like getting in, like...

I think you were a little, like, emotional,

and I was, like, oh, I gotta go, I gotta go dance.

Yeah, fair enough.

Like, I just can't do seriousness when I'm out.

- Yeah. - But I was like, I'm just not vibing,

but I didn't mean, like, me and you.

I was like, I'm not vibing the situation

of take a shot and dance, like...

Of course, yeah.

Yeah, but also, that's just me.

No, it was... it's the same for me,

but I think I was just really tired, and I just...

it got the better of me.

Storm was a bit tragic last night,

but I get over things really quickly.

We're learning each other at the moment.

We're learning what we like about each other.

But, you know, I still like the guy.

He's very caring, he's very considerate,

so still wanna see where this goes.

New day, new start.

I'm sorry.

I was actually worried for a second.

Dave, Natasha, and Storm,

meet me in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

Morning, Dave.

Thanks.

Thank you very much.

Okay, charter number four.

Adam Spinner is a brilliant, New York-based technology executive.

Joining Adam is his sister, Jennifer.

Everyone is looking forward to celebrating

an unforgettable thirtieth birthday for Adam.

Yeah.

They would like to play with all of the water toys,

- especially the slide. - Yeah.

It should arrive with the rest of the provisions today.

All right.

Adam also requests for a water obstacle course

to be set up for a friendly competition.

Yeah.

You can use the slide, the pool, the trampoline.

Cool.

Dinner around the world,

with each course from a different country.

This is gonna be a fun charter.

Yeah.

All right, so, great.

All right, I'm outta here.

Let's get this ****ing charter ready, steady, go.

We're gonna have to do a full rinse-down.

I've got charter guests coming in three hours.

So, we really need to move quickly.

- Cool. - Yeah, okay.

These pillows look like Casper's balls...

just saggy.

You're obsessed with balls.

- Heya. - Hey.

You okay?

Last night, you couldn't look at me.

You couldn't even look at me.

We couldn't... it felt so awkward.

It's not like I was... I've been ignoring you.

I've just been struggling to deal with

the whole situation in my head,

and comprehend everything that's happened.

It's all right, it won't happen anymore.

And... You're on your own now, girl.

I'll do my job, you do your job.

Okay, but our job requires working together.

I've tried that, it's not working.

You've been awful to me,

and I'm sick of pussyfooting around you.

I'm ****ing done with it.

I'm sick of dwelling on this anymore,

because I'm miserable for...

I deserve way better than you anyway, so.

We had our thing,

and so it's done, it's over.

But we've still gotta work together, Dave.

Luckily, I just need to do the food.

Put out good food, and then you can do all the rest.

Well, that's not a professional way to work.

I'm very professional at my job.

I'm not gonna let someone **** it up, though, right?

I'm not ****ing up your job, I'm just trying to talk to you.

I thought we'd done talking.

I can't be dealing with this stubbornness, it's just not...

- What stubbornness? - It's not...

I'm just writing the...

It's not the negativity,

and it's not the energy that I need right now.

- Hey. - Hey.

Did I interrupt you guys', like, serious conversation?

Should I leave the room?

No, it's good. Perfect timing.

No, it's okay, I'm actually trying to speak

to Dave about work, but he doesn't...

Because you got silent.

He doesn't want to speak,

and I'm just trying to sort things out,

because I feel like Dave doesn't want to...

He said he'd figure it out, and he doesn't need to speak to...

If it's got anything to do with the job, we'll communicate.

Clearly there's some tension here,

so I think, obviously,

if she has to talk to you about the menu,

you'll talk to her, right?

- Obviously. - Okay.

I just think your service is impeccable.

You know, your food is beyond.

Just be patient with each other,

keep your main focus on the job,

and just work as professionals.

You think you can do this?

Yeah.

- You, too? - Yes, boss.

Great, thank you.

It isn't the first time I've had a boatmance that went wrong.

I always want my crew to feel supported,

but at the same time give them the space to sort this out,

because I can't solve it for you.

But I also want them to know I have an expectation.

Even though relationships happen,

they hook up, they have arguments,

when they step up those stairs,

I need to know they're gonna remain professional.

Coming up...

Are you nervous?

- Well, I don't know. - I am, don't worry.

Do not ever get intimate with guests.

I could possibly lose my job.

Stand by, we have to put this back in the water.

It needs to be fueled tomorrow morning.

I bet this is gonna be gross.

What life is this, honestly.

Just watch your step when you get off of the boat.

Okay.

There you go, nicely done.

Should I turn around, but keep her in neutral?

Uh...

When I take the hook off, or...

Only when you take the hook off.

- Yeah. - You got it, girl.

It's always nerve-wracking, driving the tenders,

because obviously, things can go really wrong

when you're doing it, and it's, like, actually, like, dangerous.

Okay, kick her on.

Nice. We'll meet you at the stern.

- Yeah. - We'll tie you up.

Good job.

I mean, hopefully I'll get it,

but so far, I'm not friends with this tender.

It's like a button...

like, you have to press a button go to forward

or press a button to go back.

Ooh, she's gonna dock it?

Courts, remember, when the bow's up,

put it in reverse and turn it the other way around,

- you got it. - Yeah.

Just ****ing put a throttle on there or something.

Driving this tender is literally, like,

that thing people always used to do where you,

like, pat your head but, like, rub your stomach,

whatever the **** it is.

Who even invented this?

Like, it's the most pointless thing ever.

That was awesome!

She did a good job.

You know, it's really cool,

it looks like the deckhands finally got a groove.

Having Courtney on deck is definitely a big part of this.

So, yeah, I'm pleased with the deck crew.

They have a rhythm.

She's crushing it.

I'm so excited to see who's the new charter guests.

Ooh!

Oh, my God, these people are so hot.

This charter definitely will test me.

You test the water.

It could be a shark-infested water, or it can...

not be, you know.

Oh, my God, can I keep Frank's sheet in my room?

I'll make sure he gets

everything he needs, specifically.

Normally, he calls me "steward,"

but tonight, he can call me "daddy."

Yeah!

All crew, all crew, we have provisions.

Deck crew, deck crew, the slide is on its way.

Do we have a wine delivery?

They're all on board already.

They've brought it on, I just need to sign?

Yes.

Okay, perfect.

I feel like a wine pairing is something

that you don't get every day in your standard restaurant.

It's what takes your service level from here to here.

Thank you so much.

This granite looks awful.

Day head done.

**** me.

I don't know where to put it all.

Jesus Christ.

- Nat? - Yeah?

What the **** are you doing?

Excuse me?

Honestly, like, we need your help

and you're just busy ...ing folding rags.

I'm literally going to knock you out.

If people do not get their crew uniform...

Literally...

...back, then what are they going to wear?

What are they gonna wear when they see guests?

You have rags here, yeah.

The laundry needs to keep going.

Just because you guys don't know how to approach the laundry

and get it going for the next charter...

Honestly, maybe you should be more on point.

Then we don't have this problem.

Oh, I'm gonna knock you out.

If people don't have uniforms to pick up,

Captain Sandy will be very angry.

Do you, you boot, and I'll do me.

Is this my slide?

Jason, Jason, for Storm.

Lend me a hand on the dock, please.

Copy, on my way.

All crew, all crew, guest arrival in 30 minutes.

What's up?

Is it all one piece?

Yes, that's the slide.

Are we gonna be able to move that tender over here?

No, you can't drop it like that, it'll break the tender.

This is 500 pounds.

Yeah.

We've got half an hour until guests arrive.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

Oh, my God, this is a disaster.

I am 100 percent green in the mega-yachting world,

but I'm not 100 green.

I actually do have experience

in not only boating but also sailing.

The challenge I'm having is knowing when

my input is welcome, or if I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Right, that's why we tie two lines on it,

and then tie it off the side, on the rail.

I know it's not gonna be flush,

but it's a bumper, meant to be bumped.

Okay.

Courtney, Courtney, Storm.

Can you come down to the dock, please?

Dave, Dave, Storm, come to the dock

just help me out here.

Copy that, bro, on my way.

Where do you want me?

You need to help with the ropes.

I need to make space to put that on.

I can't put it there.

- Hold the ropes, yeah? - You're gonna tip it up?

You're gonna have to hold that weight, eh?

- Yeah. - You tilting it in?

- Yeah. - At the same time, ready?

Oh, yeah, it's good.

All right, gonna let go now.

- Yeah. - Yeah, got it.

- Watch your feet, guys. - Got it.

You got it?

All right, now we can push it up.

Yeah, it's 500 pounds.

- That's it. - All right.

Can't Courtney drive the tender?

- Yeah, I can, do you want me to? - Yep.

- Okay, Court. - Yeah?

- You can clutch in now. - Yeah?

And drive out very slowly, yeah?

I'll meet you at the crane.

Remember, you can always put it in neutral

and push yourself off of a boat.

- Okay. - Okay?

Thank you.

You'll see a loop that's hanging over.

That's what you gotta clip into the crane.

- Okay. - Okay?

Yeah.

So, Court, watch your stern against the hull.

Okay, she's in.

She's got this. Good job.

Well done.

Courtney is 100 percent a better tender driver than I am,

and it's good to see her in her groove.

But I'm always impressed with Courtney, to be honest.

Well done, Court.

All right, I'm gonna go get changed and do a walk around.

I'm gonna get ready for these boys.

I've got the best plan for us this whole trip.

Go on.

Oh, yeah?

Okay, everybody, let's go to the dock.

Yeah, I like it.

Guys, I think this is them.

Look, there it is, over there.

Oh, look, it's so pretty.

- I hope we have a gay boy. - I hope so too.

I hope they're really hot, too,

because if they're really hot, then...

- I would love to... - That would be so nice to do.

Oh, I can see him already. Oh, my God, Tash.

- Oh, my God! - Feel me?

Hi!

Hi, it's so nice to meet you, I'm Adam.

Adam, welcome.

Hi, David, so nice to meet you.

Adam, I'm Natasha.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Kyle.

I see this tall man, beautiful smile.

Hey.

- Frank... - Kyle.

And I'm thinking, holy hell, Lord save me.

Coming up...

If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper...

This is a ****ing proper bowline.

Don't ever do that, ever.

Welcome to your Home away from home.

How appropriate is that?

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you so much.

So, Natasha's our chief stew.

She's gonna show you around, and then we'll be on our way.

You getting nervous? Who's the love of your life?

I'm vibing with the blue shirt.

- Deep blue shirt? - Yeah.

Yeah, he's cute.

We've got piña coladas here.

There's some nice mulberry smoothies.

Do we get to keep the pineapples?

This is so cool.

Yep.

Oh, my God, this is so cute.

Where's our luggage cart?

I think it's still to come.

Wait, is that not one of them?

Storm?

That's not in my vocabulary, unfortunately.

Sometimes it needs to be.

So, we're actually gonna start the tour walking this way.

If you want, take your drinks with.

We have a spinning table,

so it's perfect for buffet-style meals.

What about dancing?

Most... yes!

This is the sundeck.

I can tell you guys like to party a bit.

A little bit.

What gave it away?

- That all the luggage? - Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah this is the white one.

You know, I'm actually so glad to finally have,

like, a straight group of friends.

It's gonna go crazy.

Oh, you have no idea.

There's gonna be penis and penis and penis.

I'm like, holy sh*** , it's Heaven.

- We're gonna have a great time. - Hear, hear.

- Yeah! - Cheers to the queers.

- Woo! - Cheers to the queers!

Doesn't look bad at all.

I don't see any bumps on the horizon.

All crew, all crew, passerelle is coming in.

Okay, Jay, you're gonna be on the bow, yeah?

Okay.

Mzi, you can help him, and then as soon as it's in,

you come to the stern, yeah?

- Court... - Yeah.

You're gonna be with me and Mzi on the stern.

I am definitely nervous for all docking operations

at this point, because last time, we hit the dolphin.

Kick forward.

We're gonna hit.

I ****ing hate dolphins.

Not the real ones, I love real dolphins.

These dolphins can...

Okay, we can free up all bowlines,

we can free up the stern lines.

Copy that, stern lines releasing now.

- Okay, release this one, yeah? - Yeah.

Are all lines in?

All bow lines are on deck.

All lines on the stern are in.

Yeah.

Cool.

Let me know when I'm free to swing.

Copy that, Cap.

There's a dolphin, six meters, port quarter,

six meters, port quarter.

Dolphin port mid ship, two meters, two meters.

Port dolphin one meter, on your quarter.

Port dolphin one meter, on your quarter.

Oh, nice!

Stern is clear, stern is clear, you're free to swing.

All right, guys, I can see.

Thank you very much, you did a good job, excellent job.

Copy that, Captain.

Do we get to see that, or no?

You can.

Oh, yes, yes!

- Ooh! - Is that the kitchen?

- Yeah. - Can we see it?

- Can we look? - Yeah.

- Are we allowed to see it? - Yes.

So, that's Chef Dave.

- How you doing? - How tall are you?

I'm 6'3".

All right, Frank, it's not a competition.

Oh, my gosh.

Whew.

Deck team, deck team, once you're finished with the lines,

please go down and change into your reds.

Copy that.

I'm so excited for food, by the way.

Me too, I'm really hungry.

Oh!

Damn, Kyle, fix yourself up.

As soon as they go to lunch,

that's when we'll throw the slide in.

Well, we also just need to **** figure out

how that thing works.

Welcome back to the party.

Terrible, ugly people. The worst.

Oh, my God, how cute!

No, that's Mike's.

I only have one drink.

Maybe he's nervous.

Frank, are you nervous, is that why you're drinking?

Frank... Frank, are you nervous?

- Well, I don't know. - I am, don't worry.

I saw you coming down, and I'm like, wow.

- I... - That smile is everything.

Wow, thank you.

Like, anything else can disappear,

but the smile is golden.

- You like that? - For real.

I'm genuine.

Beliefs be damned, but there is a God.

The body... Lord, have mercy.

Areolas the size of earthquake holes.

I never knew I had a nipple fantasy

until I met "pancake nipple" Frank.

Shut up!

Oh, my God, tell me now.

No, tell me now, it can't wait.

He came down, and the first person I saw was him, so I said,

I'm gonna be honest, when you came down,

your smile was the most golden.

- He was like... - Did he?

This means a lot.

I'm gonna let Kyle continue to flirt with Frank,

but he cannot go any further than flirting.

So, they need to be careful,

because if the captain finds out,

he could lose his job over this.

Coming up...

We need a secondary line.

Jason!

Jason!

Jason!

He's flat-out ignoring me.

So, I'm gonna let you guys do the anchor.

Court, you can take the remote.

**** me.

- Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. - Opa!

- Only to the waterline. - Yeah.

Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy,

we are ready to drop anchor when you are.

We'll go to three shackles first,

and then we'll let the other shackle out.

I mean, three shackles in the water, sorry.

Okay, that's good.

- Oh, hey. - Oh, hello.

Where are you from, originally?

Take a guess.

- London. - Interesting.

I'm from South Africa.

I can see you staring at my lips the entire time,

have I got something on my lips?

No, no, no, you're totally fine.

- Totally fine. - Totally fine.

I'm fine, fine.

You do have very white teeth, too.

So do you!

I was looking at that, I'm like, okay, vampire.

I'm in the mood.

- I'll be right back. - All righty.

Oh!

We are a professional team.

We have our limitations.

And one of those big limitations

is do not ever get intimate with guests.

I could possibly lose my job.

By argue you mean you could argue I'm being unprofessional,

and I would agree.

Lord, have mercy on my soul.

Do you want me to get in my wets for the jetskis?

- Yes, please, thank you. - Yeah.

- Woo! - Ooh!

- All right! - Yes!

Who is that?

That is the fanciest Red Bull I have ever received.

Oh, I only put it on ice because it's ****ing hot.

Thank you.

When would you like me to start running?

Do you reckon five minutes?

Less than that.

Okay, then I'll take the cold stuff now.

Yeah, I'm not far behind.

Okay, perfect.

This is the hardest charter season I've ever done,

because of this situation with Natasha.

We weren't dating, but it does feel like a break-up.

I feel a bit silly saying it,

but it's like a little torture on a stick,

seeing her every day.

She's back with her boyfriend now,

and until she absolutely despises me,

as she almost did, I guess I'm just gonna hang in there.

Oh, my God, that looks dreamy.

We're gonna start on the slide now.

Wow, look at this.

Wow!

What a beautiful color.

It is.

I don't know what you guys think,

but I reckon let's ****ing throw this bitch over.

Is that what you guys did last time?

You just throw it over.

- Yeah, we just threw it. - Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Thing is, with the slide, given previous experiences,

I just remember the slide was horrible to deal with.

Release the beast.

Why is this not hard?

And now that it's four new people

who have never done this before on a boat

that's never had a slide on it before, it's a bit daunting.

Just hoist it over.

What kind of beef is that?

Filet.

Oh, there's more tacos.

There's loads more coming up.

Like, this is really amazing.

Long-distance relationships

in yachting almost seems impossible.

It's not like you can stand there,

writing out this 10-page essay.

I'm not gonna lie, it's very distracting.

Wow, that was delicious.

I mean, this guy is legit.

- Are you complaining? - No.

- Still or sparkling? - Still, please.

- Still? - Yes.

- Yeah? - That's fine, yes.

Now you're gonna tie a bowline to these jet-ski cleats,

just so we have the safety, and then try and pump it up.

All right.

I want people to understand that I know what I'm doing,

but I don't know what I'm doing.

All the other vessels that I worked on have been

expedition vessels, small sailing and charter vessels.

So, I'm thinking to myself, all right, well,

just fake it till you make it, baby.

You gonna jump in the water,

you're gonna unclip it from the crane...

Yeah.

And you're gonna take that line out.

So, Adam, I need to fill you in on the plans.

Frank and Kyle are gonna be boyfriends,

and I'm gonna marry them.

- Ooh, I like that. - I need a boyfriend.

Yeah, exactly.

I've been here the whole time.

What the hell?

There we go.

Here's your line... get that on quickly.

Did a good job, Mzi!

Yeah, we need to move it back so I can untie the bowline.

I'll hold that line while you do this, because... yeah.

Got it?

What did you tie it?

It's a bowline.

This is not a bowline, dude.

Yeah, it is, buddy.

Okay, well, then, get it off there.

I need slack, that's what I was trying to do

for the past few minutes.

Yeah, well, I need more slack, then.

Because that's how a bowline works.

I can't stand this arguing, dude.

Look, dude. I tied it.

I know it's a bowline.

If I'm now explaining knots to you,

then I don't know what else to do, man.

You look like an idiot.

- Can you do it? - Trying.

Just next time, just make sure that you get the right knot.

We both said to do bowlines, and I did a ****ing bowline.

I said...

You put more pressure, it gets stronger.

That's how it works, learn your knots.

If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline.

This is a ****ing proper bowline.

Bowline release under pressure,

that's the whole point of the knot.

If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline.

This is a ****ing proper bowline.

Bowline release under pressure,

that's the whole point of the knot.

This has to be moved off the life raft.

I need to somehow pull the slide across to relieve the pressure,

because it's all sitting on this point.

You can't just cut that end?

I can cut this end. We'll lose six inches.

That's fine.

Just around itself.

And back down on itself.

This way, you allow yourself to get rid easily, right?

You can cut.

I don't know what the **** he tied, but it was not a bowline.

And then the fact that he swore at me...

don't ever do that, ever.

Okay, you're good.

Yeah.

So, we just went back to Iceland last week, though,

and apparently now it's entirely gay and vegan.

Super gay and vegan!

Yeah, because every gay that I know

has been to Iceland in the past two years.

Except then we ordered mozzarella sticks,

and they gave us mozzarella sticks and ketchup.

No, but I feel like think people think

ketchup and marinara sauce are the same.

Okay, Mzi, you're gonna go for a ride, brü.

Woo!

Good job, Mzi!

You guys did it.

If this was lunch,

I don't even know what dinner is gonna look like.

All the people were setting up the water things downstairs.

Oh, are we ready for water?

It's all set, yeah.

Let's go check it out.

What did he say?

I saw he was giving lip.

- I mean Jason, not Storm. - No, I know.

Like, how old are you now?

- I'm 37. - Thirty-seven?

Yeah.

What ****ing creams are you using?

Okay, ordinary. What?

Is that a trampoline, shut the **** up.

Crazy!

Go ahead and enjoy some toys, and I'll see you later.

All right, sounds good.

What do you think?

He's 37 years old.

- What's wrong with that? - That's excellent.

Yeah, that's perfect.

That's the maturity you want.

Yeah, you never know, he could be the love of your life.

All right, do you wanna come have a slide? Let's go!

I'm ready.

Whoa!

- And go! - Woo!

Go next, let's go, guys.

- Dave? - Yeah?

So, dinner is the wine pairing.

For tonight?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just panicking a bit about the...

I need your help.

This is ****ing ridiculous.

What's up?

There's no clamp for this machine.

I just need you to, like, hold it,

so I can just do it properly.

- Hold where? - Okay.

That's it.

Maybe I can just multitask and talk to you here now.

So, the menu...

smoked tuna tartare, so that's just like a plated...

But I wanna put it all on the table at the same time.

Oh, really? Oh, okay.

I've got my wine pairing, but I might just...

I think it's gonna be too much.

I might do shot pairing instead for some dishes,

and wine pairing for others.

I have no idea what she's thinking or what she...

I don't even know how she feels

she's gonna do a wine pairing if we're doing buffet.

You can't just... what did you just eat?

Hang on, stop...

oh, no, try the chardonnay with this.

Oh, well, no, you try the rosé.

Honestly, I'm doing street food.

Like, gimme a can of beer, blimey.

Well, at least you know how to make pasta now.

- I'm gonna... - Come here.

What?

He's out of control.

I asked him to do something and he didn't do it.

And then when he said that he did,

and it was blatantly not what I asked him to do

for the hundredth time, he just lost it.

I've gotta completely change my mindset when it comes to Jason.

Now that I've been put into this position,

he's gonna be my biggest challenge

in terms of team management.

Yeah, I need to go reset.

If I can help you, I will. I'm just very busy.

You don't need to help me. Focus on you.

Definitely a kiss later.

I need Jesus, that's what I need.

Mzi, Mzi, Storm, could you just come see me on the bow, quickly?

I just wanna chat the slide before we start bringing it in.

Copy that.

- Best way to do it... - Yeah.

Run lines from that side to that side, and then create a holder,

lift that up with the crane,

and as that's coming up, we're gonna fold it down.

Okay.

Okay, this seems, like, promising.

How long has it been?

Since November... kiss, hug, anything.

- Are you kidding? - Since November.

- Why is that? - Work.

- You poor thing. - Yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna go get my uniform on.

I'm very against this constant, like, state of you appearing

and me thinking you're gonna hang out, and then you,

like, going back to the kitchen.

- It's really pissing me off. - It's pissing me off.

But actually low-key, I'm on a break, so...

- Are you? - Yeah.

What are you doing, just sit down.

Okay, what's the goss, sis?

Okay, well, let me just vent a little bit.

Just for the record, this is a Red Bull.

So, everybody knows.

Just to stay awake and get this party going.

Let's take a quick picture.

I feel like we're higher maintenance than the primary.

- A little bit. - Yeah.

I'm like, this is my dream.

Jesus Christ.

Kyle is such a flirt.

He's just sitting out there, isn't he?

A little one-two flirter, I guess someone's gotta do it.

There's a certain line with the guests.

Like, if you're, like, attracted to someone,

like, obviously, you're gonna flirt with them.

But, like, I don't think he goes to sleep with someone,

like, go to a guest cabin and,

you know, do the devil's deed down there.

But you know, if you wanted to have a quick kiss,

then who's to stop you?

Yeah...

No!

Yeah.

Jason, can you take the trampoline and swim it over?

We're gonna lift it and put it in the cradle.

- Shut up. - ****ing hell.

If you're a skipper, you can do it, can't ya?

I may have a problem with authority

when I very much think that they're 100 percent wrong.

I can't actively do something poorly if I know a better,

more efficient, and proper way of doing it.

Ing amateur hour.

Mate, just tie it around your ankle and go for a swim.

Oh, my God, I'm ****ing dealing with an imbecile.

- Huh? - Court?

Yeah?

You wanna throw this above your head?

Because we'll give him a hand.

Ing hell, I'll do everything.

Is he all right?

Yeah, just being dramatic, like always.

It just feels like Jason doesn't actually really want to be here.

He wants to go on being skipper on a small boat.

That's great, go do it.

But if you're gonna work on a yacht with people

that are always telling each other what to do...

Opa!

Ing hell, it's, like, 15 knots.

This thing's gonna ****ing flap in the wind.

We need a secondary line.

Jason.

Jason!

We need a secondary line, it's too windy.

- I've got one ready to throw. - Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Jason!

Jason!

He's just flat-out ignoring me.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

Jason, we need a secondary line, it's too windy.

Jason!

Jason!

He's just flat-out ignoring me.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

Gonna bring it down slowly.

Yeah, it's coming down.

One sec. Okay.

That was outrageous, brü.

Flat-out ignored me.

Today's been so intense.

Jason has been insubordinate to me.

Like, when he was telling me to **** off

and sh*** , just, like, dude.

I'm not quite sure entirely what he's super good at,

but I guess it's up to me to try to find that

and then to, like, motivate him to do that.

I still have a lot to learn with Jason.

Can you just go change into blacks, please?

Yeah.

- Nat? - Yes?

All right.

Sure.

Hello, my love.

I'm just gonna put champagne glasses on.

Well, yeah, it's around the world.

Storm, Storm, can you come to the bridge?

Copy that.

Well, how do you wanna do the wine with a buffet?

Okay, I could go around and say I'm just gonna pour you

a bit of the this, pairs nicely with your smoked tartare,

which I recommend your start your meal with.

Then...

That's how I liked wanted everyone to know.

So, we're gonna go out and say, I suggest you start with this.

- I... yeah. - Perfect.

Yes, Cap?

You know what an anchor drag looks like?

Yeah, it kind of looks like a...

- That. - Sort of that, exactly, yeah.

Let's start zigzagging.

I watched the swing and the compass.

Sure.

When you know an anchor's holding,

it won't go all the way around.

Yeah.

Let's see where it goes.

She's going.

Yeah, because it's going to that edge right there, see?

Yeah.

Okay, and we're coming back around now.

- See that? - Yeah.

And when you're on anchor watch, that's what you watch.

Yeah.

What I see in Storm is bosun material.

He is great on deck, he's great with the client.

It's important that I teach Storm,

because he has never done this before,

and I want him to succeed.

And make sure they know it's okay to knock on my door.

- Yeah, okay. - Yeah.

Anyway, thanks.

- Yeah, yeah, 100 percent. - Okay.

- Make me look fresh. - I will.

Beautiful.

Tonight, dinner around the world dinner,

and I wanna do a buffet-style street food sort of vibe.

We're gonna go to France, smoked tuna tartare;

Italy, lobster ravioli with a bisque;

China, mushroom-glazed truffle bao buns;

England, fish and chips; America, Wagyu beef sliders.

Nice, one-bite kind of wonder food, you know?

This is tonight's menu.

We have a wine pairing.

Ooh, I like this!

Where can we find wine to go with each, like, where...

- We're gonna do that for you. - I'm so ready!

- Yeah, oh, my God. - Yeah.

No, you killed it today, thank you.

It's really nice to have someone to, like, just rely on.

Thanks.

- Bonsoir. - Bonjour!

Did you hear what we're doing?

Having a classy dinner?

Period.

Dave, be prepared just to get the tartare out first.

I mean, it'd probably be better for us,

just for wine introductions, but it's up to you.

So, I'll send the tuna tartare up.

Just so we can get the drinks started.

Okay.

I think it'd be better, do you not?

Yeah.

For your first course this evening we actually

have a 2019 sauvignon blanc, and it pairs well

with the tuna tartare that you're about to eat,

because it's very dry, crisp, and elegant.

- Yay! - Thank you.

- Fire. - Thank you.

Yay!

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God, this is so fresh.

I love this.

This is amazing.

Mm-hmm, mm.

I want, like, six of these.

I want a bowl of it.

Me, too.

Cheers, queers.

This is amazing.

I love these plates.

Yeah.

To see these guests loving that enhanced experience

with the wine pairing makes me feel rewarded.

So, I just wanna keep it going throughout this dinner.

- All good, Tash? - Yeah, it's fab.

They're loving the wine pairing.

Do you want me to just do one at a time, then?

Is that fine, or is it just...

That's fine, that's fine, no.

Just so I can introduce each wine and everything.

I think it's a bit nicer,

they're enjoying it a bit more elegant, and...

If that's better for you, then let's do that.

This is a huge change.

We spoke about that we were gonna do a buffet,

there's no need to do a wine pairing.

And now it has to be a la carte,

which is going to affect the quality of my food.

But Natasha promised the guests, and I don't have a choice.

It's not ideal, but I'm gonna try and suck it up.

All right, I need to change my whole situation.

We need more plates, eh?

- Ooh, a new wine. - So, here we have a new one.

Ooh, okay.

So, this is the Pinot grigio 2020.

This one is also quite dry.

Ing hell.

It'll work perfectly with your lobster ravioli,

with your bisque to come next.

Have you got a tray there, mate?

Grey tray, what type of tray?

What if all wine tastes the exact same to you?

I need to hurry up, all my food's getting... ed.

This is ridiculous.

Do you need any more?

No, you guys can go down.

Thank you.

We have lobster ravioli in front of you.

Ooh!

It's a single ravioli, how bougie.

- I love this wine. - Mm-hmm.

****

- Night. - Good night.

Ah.

Tash, if you give us about 10 minutes, I'll come and help you.

Okay.

Why is he so good?

Oh sh***

Have you got the plates ready for the next course,

which are the bao buns?

I've got another set of plates if you need them urgently, okay?

This is ****ing ridiculous.

So, right now the wine pairing

has slowed down the service so much my food is drying out.

I'm reheating multiple dishes.

My burgers are... ed.

Can we go on the burgers next?

Oh, right, yeah.

This chef... mm.

- Two, four, six. - Is that all you need?

Okay.

So, for the next course we have a Chianti classic.

It's got very strong notes of plum.

It pairs well with the next bao bun

with glazed wild mushrooms and black truffle.

Oh, my God.

- Wow. - Thank you.

All food should have sticks in it.

Is this the slider or the pork bun?

Dave, what's coming next, so I can serve the next wine?

Oh, I thought that was the bao buns.

I told you that we changed.

It says Wagyu beef slider, so I assume that's what this is.

Oh, okay.

It's out of order now, though.

- What country is this? - America.

sh*** I said the bao buns were coming next and...

- Oh ****. - How embarrassing.

I just need to go around with the next wine.

It was mistakenly paired with the wrong food.

That's what I said.

Ooh, yay.

For your next course, we have Veuve Cliquot champagne.

- Veuve, Veuve! - Yay!

It's a nice palate cleanser.

Champagne's universal.

We need to get the other glasses out.

This was supposed to be a buffet, not a wine pairing.

We need to change this sh***

This is crazy.

Deck crew, Natasha,

is anyone able to please help us on the interior?

We need to simplify it, babe.

We don't have that staff capability.

We couldn't have done wine pairing otherwise.

The last thing you wanna do is just have a service

that does not seem seamless.

The plates that are coming down,

the glasses that are coming down,

it's a lot to deal with between two people.

The wine pairing, nice idea sh*** ass planning.

Brace a bitch.

This is insane.

It's not me!

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

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Ah!

Welcome to the mini-Olympics on board Motor Yacht Home.

Okay, am I clear to swing?

I'm all for new ideas,

especially when I'm trying to pull this whole

ing boat in with our hands.

It's, like, dangerous.

**** I'm scared.

Where the **** is Jason?

I said to take 15, it's been 45.

Where's your radio?

I've called you three times.

- Yeah, I'm... - ****.

You need to respond, so I know that you've heard it.

I would...

No, he didn't.

My boyfriend's having issues with me

continuing to work with Dave.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I've already got such a full morning ahead of me,

so when Tash and Kyle leave the place like a pigsty,

that just, like, puts me through the roof.

Ugh!