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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Welcome, Courtney.

I'm back!

Are they together?

She was telling me all this stuff,

saying that she's not happy with her boyfriend.

Yeah, my exes cheated on me,

but I guess it's not right to cheat back.

My ex is telling me we can make this work, like, I forgive you.

Charter number three.

- We're sisters. - We're sisters.

We're cousins.

Did you tell them we're sisters, too?

No?

My tooth is, like, really killing me.

Can I be in housekeeping tonight, just for tonight?

- Yeah, 100 percent. Yeah. - So you can do service?

Everybody knows that I let Raygan go.

But for now, Storm is stepping in as the provisional bosun.

It's been a dream of mine, to obviously become a bosun.

What I'm gonna do is show Sandy,

you know, that she made the right decision.

Here we go.

Starboard quarter [garbled radio chatter] stern.

I don't hear Storm.

Three meters to V4 off your [garbled radio chatter].

Kick forward. Kick forward.

Storm, can't hear.

Two meters to V4 [garbled radio chatter] quarter.

And Storm, again, press your mic and then talk.

Ugh! We're gonna hit.

One meter... oh.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 07

Episode Title: " For Tooth's Sake" Aired on: August 22, 2022.

We are touching V4 on the starboard quarter.

Did we damage the vessel?

No.

You're three meters off your starboard bow

[garbled radio chatter]

They're not going through?

Why, dude?

Press your mic and then talk.

I do not hear your meters.

Copy that... apologies, Captain.

Your V4 is three meters off your starboard bow.

Thirteen meters off your starboard quarter to V6.

Stern is clear, stern is clear.

Thank you, Storm.

Are we good to go fenders?

Yeah.

I was just drooling blood the whole of last night.

- Oh, no. - I know.

Oh!

Butter, butter.

Okay, do you wanna start deflating,

and I'll go grab the others?

Yep.

Oh, my God, can Kyle wake up already?

[bleep] me.

Storm, Mzi, you grabbing the main deck fenders?

Yeah, all fenders are on board.

Copy, thanks.

How are you feeling?

I'm exhausted, but day heads are done,

table set, orange juice is done, water's done.

So, behind the bar, everything's done, but...

Oh, you're waiting for Kyle?

I think I'm gonna flip laundry.

Yeah.

- Hey, Storm. - Hey, guys.

You guys did fine, well done.

- Storm, to the bridge. - Copy that, Captain.

You did well.

No, I understand where I went wrong.

I was pressing this too early,

which was obviously frustrating for you, because...

Okay, but I didn't go over that with you, so you don't know.

No.

You gotta press and talk,

because all I heard was, you know, the...

The last end of it, yeah.

Yeah, and I know that's a lot of pressure back there.

Just relax and breathe.

Before this charter season, I've never hit anything.

Now it's twice that it happened,

but Storm is still provisional...

that's the difference.

It's a teachable moment.

But, you know, I need to make sure he can do the job,

that he can command his deck,

organize it, and run the deck team.

Thanks, Cap.

Service.

Kyle.

Come on, get to work.

Did you have a good night?

Yes, definitely a birthday to remember.

You all looked fabulous.

We don't feel fabulous, though.

Aw.

Honestly, your hair actually looks better

now that you've got that on.

- Oh. - Seriously.

How's been your two days of vacation?

Are you feeling fresh after that?

I need to take over the laundry.

Good luck, I'm so excited to see Mt. Everest

at 12:00 at night.

[sighs]

You know what you wanna do with the lines?

Just gonna tie them up and put them down.

Okay.

I know that Mzi would never, like, judge me

if I was sh... or whatever.

But I just kinda wanna be good.

Like, I wanna kinda show him that I am a good deckhand.

One more.

And also, like, I wanna do, like, Captain Sandy proud.

Like, she doesn't know if I'm a good deckhand or not.

She's just hoping that I am.

She's got some weird faith in me.

Ee, not a vibe.

Seeing as you've only worked a quarter of this charter,

you will only take a quarter of what is gonna be your tip money.

Nat, just shut the [bleep] up.

Anchor down.

Copy, Cap.

Anchor is up and down, up and down, no tension.

Okay, terrific. Anchor ball up.

Deck crew, deck crew, be ready to do water sports.

Copy.

Ah-ha!

Was that a yawn?

Yeehaw.

It's so beautiful out.

You still getting ready for work?

Can I have two seconds to myself,

and you can shut your face?

- That would be fantastic. - You've had the last 24 hours.

I'm up, in massive pain, working my ass,

because I can't let you and Tash down, and then I asked,

listen, do you mind being in service and

you're up in the housekeeping again.

- Thank you so much. - Did you sleep okay?

I did.

This morning, you've only just gotten up.

I've set the table, the orange juice is done,

the pantry's clear...

You're not supposed to be here. Like...

What do you want me to do stand there and have a coffee

with my hands crossed?

That's right, I wanna do this, because I don't want you...

- I'm helping you turn over. - And I appreciate that so much,

but I don't want you to do extra work.

Well, clearly ****ing not.

Just understand, I don't wanna be in front of the guests

with a gaping ****ing tooth and in pain.

It's a sensitive topic.

Like, I've been sh** on so many times

because I leave work for two seconds.

Kyle, I've never worked with you in the past,

so how am I supposed to know

that you get offense about this stuff?

Well, basically, I'm honestly saying I'm apologizing

for the dig that I was pushed into.

So, I said, when I was up there...

Kyle, this is literally going nowhere.

I'm actually getting pissed off.

Oh, my ****ing God.

Yeah.

And I said, can I be in ****ing laundry.

Where is she again?

There you go... housekeeping, laundry, yours, go on.

Oh, what's the...

he's starting stuff out of absolutely nothing.

I'm bringing up valid topics, it's not absolutely anything.

Well, do you wanna hang in laundry or what?

So-and-so said this, so-and-so said that.

I feel like a schoolteacher.

Like, listen, guys.

You cannot afford to not get along.

It's going to affect your work.

You always get defensive when

you know you're actually ...ing wrong.

How am I not wrong?

Great.

I don't want you to have a bad vibe.

Neither do I; Hence, I apologized.

She just didn't ...ing take it.

Mzi, your method last time worked out well.

- Yeah. - If you wanna replicate it?

Mzi's got this thing on lockdown.

Should we just try it with one, and see how it works?

With just the one what?

- So, we'll just put... - One of these.

...one NautiBuoy out, not both.

Yeah.

Courtney, Courtney, to the bow, please.

On my way, Storm.

Oh, look it, the floating raft.

- Jetski time? - Yes, ma'am.

Yeehaw!

Gonna jump on the top?

Yee...

[grunts]

Hot dang.

Courtney, is the water warm?

You look like a mermaid.

If you guys can all jump in the banana,

I'll take you for a slow little cruise.

- Yeah? - Yeah!

All right, ladies, ready?

Woo!

Yay, they're having fun.

- Yeah! - Woo!

What's that?

Getting back together with my ex,

I feel like Dave is going to be upset.

I don't know what he's gonna say.

He's just so unpredictable.

I don't know what runs through Dave's head

at the best of times.

That was super fun.

I'm not gonna lie, I was jealous.

You guys looked like you guys were having a blast.

It's so painful.

I don't know where this wind's coming from.

It's not on the weather forecast.

Deck crew, deck crew, we're, like, getting 20 knots of wind,

so you can get the toys on the swim platform.

Copy, copy.

- All right, guys... - Yeah.

Who's rode a jet-ski in rough waters before?

- I haven't done it before, no. - I've done it before.

I was in swell on my last boat.

Might sh** my pants, but I'll do it.

Believe in you!

Hah... last time I did this,

I got smacked in the face by a crane.

Oh, serious?

Yeah, I had, like, a big bruise down my face

for about three days.

Trying to hook jet-skis back up to the crane and stuff,

it's hard anyway, and when there's swell,

it just makes it a lot more dangerous.

Rapido, rapido, the wind's, like, 20 knots.

Slow yourself down.

Grab hold of it.

Mind your head...

you're gonna do it.

There we go, great job.

Good job!

Thank God.

Pull, Mzi, pull, pull, pull.

Pull your tension, pull your tension.

Seriously, this wind.

We're going up.

Okay, boys, listen, it's very, very windy.

This is gonna be moving a lot. I'm going this way around.

That's it.

Can you guys confirm that all toys are out the water?

Yeah, that's the last one in.

We're just putting the railings in.

Thank you, guys.

Nice work.

- Oh, my God. - Ooh!

As we rock.

Swell coming now.

Bloody boat. Oh, Christ.

[alarm blares]

Carlos, I can't get the stabilizers on,

I can't get the stabilizers on.

Oh [bleep] not this again.

Whoa... whoa!

Everybody hold on.

Oh, God.

Coffee machine!

Hang on, everybody.

The ****ing boat's gonna roll.

Hang on, hang on.

- Whoa! - Jesus.

Ing nightmare.

Oh, God.

Carlos, I can't get the stabilizers on,

I can't get the stabilizers on.

Oh, my God.

Hang on, everybody, this ...ing boat's gonna roll.

So, just hang on, hang on.

Could someone please find the engineer for me?

Oh, God.

It's a little unstable.

Grab that glass, grab that glass!

It's gonna fall.

If these stabilizers aren't fixed in five minutes,

anchor's up.

Yeah. It's on.

Okay.

Are you guys all right?

Yeah.

It's all good up here, isn't it?

The cooling alarm went off.

That's when I started losing the stabilizers.

Yeah.

- The cooling mode... - Yeah.

- Is that what this is? - Mm-hmm.

So, air conditioning is taking a big part of it.

So, we gotta keep the doors closed.

Yeah.

All crew, from now on, doors closed.

Roger that.

You all right?

I was coming to check on you, see if you were all right.

Oh, no, I was good.

All crew, all crew, we're going back to the port.

- sh** - Copy that.

We're gonna head back to the dock.

That sounds like a good plan.

Thank you for letting me know.

Okay, no worries.

Stresses me out.

Even though the stabilizers are working, these swells are big.

I never want the guests to get sick, but also it's not safe.

So, my decision-making is based on safety.

Hey, Cap, are we going alongside or stern-to?

- Stern-to. - Copy that.

Well, now, I don't know what I'm doing right now.

What?

I think it's, like, cooked in, like, a soy type sauce.

Why don't you come do this, and I'll make cocktails tonight.

Sorry, I'm trying to give you some inspo.

All right, thanks.

Oh, Lord, my teeth ...ing in again.

- Anchor up, anchor up. - Copy that.

Oh!

Anchor is at waterline, it's coming home.

Copy that.

Shall I just get this little top bit?

- It's just the tip, though. - Just the tip.

No? Not find it funny?

- Okay. - No, I'm just, like...

Tough crowd!

I'm happy with the fact that Courtney's here.

She brings a lot of flair,

and she just has such a good energy and aura about her.

Whereas Jason can be, like, relatively monotone,

and sort of doing his own thing.

So, I think Courtney's energy is just gonna bring

a whole different dynamic to the team.

It's got a boner.

- Moving, driving. - Moving.

We're yachting.

Can I Google what the hell is this?

What is it called, '70s...

54.

The group would like to have a decadent night by...

- Yes! - Throwing a Studio 54 party.

I'm doing the table, and you're doing this on deck?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Get yourself heaving lines, and get yourself stoppers.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- Hello? - So cute!

- It's kinda Studio 54ish. - It's Studio 54, dude.

Mmm, hmm, hmm.

Are we setting up lines and blowing up fenders?

Yeah, we're going stern-to.

I'm here to partay.

You are ****ing kidding.

Ing unbelievable.

Because I can't see sh**

Storm, Storm, please come to the bridge.

I'm gonna be on the port side.

Yes, copy, Captain, on the way.

I'm definitely nervous, because today we've hit a dolphin,

and I did not expect my first docking to be at night.

I'm completely sh** ting myself, because no one likes failure.

I hate failure.

Bow lines ready to go?

- Bow lines are ready to go. - Okay.

Stern lines are ready to go.

Yeah, I want one person on the bow and the rest on the stern.

All right, copy, Captain.

- Hey, Jason? - Yeah?

You're gonna have to be alone on the bow.

Okay.

Sandy is on the port side,

so I need to give her starboard readings.

It's ****ing dark, though, mate.

Forty meters off your starboard quarter.

Jason, I can't see your hand,

so you're gonna have to stand up,

because I can't see where you're standing right now.

- [bleep] me. - Well...

It's the second time I've done this in my life.

Storm, Storm, is V3 to my starboard side

or port side, over.

V3 is to your starboard side.

Great, thanks.

Mzi, can you bring one fender down to the stairs, just ready,

just in case we go into the dolphin?

Three meters.

Coming up...

You all right, hon?

Oh, babe, go and lie down.

He's in so much pain.

One meter off V3, off your starboard quarter.

You're clear.

Great, Storm, now I need to know am I center on

where we're gonna be tying off.

Kick to port, kick to port.

Ten meters to the dock.

- Okay, guys, throw. - Yeah.

Get it.

Seven meters off the dock.

Five meters off the dock.

Good job, Jason.

Are you gonna lock it off?

Nice.

We are good for the dock.

You guys did an excellent job.

We didn't hit anything!

Deck team, baby!

Yes.

Thanks, ma'am.

Did you just call her "mate?"

I said "ma'am."

Mm!

We need to take all the fenders back.

Yeah.

Good job on your lines, Court.

Thank you.

Mzi, you also smashed it, homie, thank you so much.

How do you feel?

Relieved.

Are you all right, hon?

Oh, babe, go and lie down.

Storm, Tasha.

I don't suppose we've got anyone available

to help us with the interior?

If you give us about maybe 20 minutes,

we'll be able to help you.

What's going on?

I'm so... I'm happy to help.

No, you're all right, hon.

I still have feelings for her,

obviously, which I can't remove or run away from.

I kind of not boxed it up.

Like, I still enjoy being around her,

and I still enjoy her presence.

But I'm not gonna make it harder

for us to work as a team, either.

But I don't know how to act.

It's just all a bit weird.

Okay, I'm good now.

Okay, so, what's gonna happen

is we're gonna clean up the deck, put the lines away.

Court is gonna break from us and go join the interior.

Thank you so much again.

Like, I hate the fact that you have come to deck

and now you're getting pulled back.

Yeah, yeah. I'm happy to help in interior.

Like, I understand...

obviously, I understand, I've been there.

If I was a crib, how would I be put up?

Is anybody available to help me with this crib?

Just stand on the bottom to keep it on the floor...

we have crib.

Oh, my God, you're real-life daddy!

But at the same time, I want to be, like,

moving forward and progressing on deck.

But it's fine.

Everything's fine.

- But yeah, thank you so much. - Yeah.

Sandy, Sandy, Tasha.

Can you meet me in the pantry?

On my way.

I'm so excited to see what Chef Dave's making us.

I know, I mean, I've had Thai food, so what's different?

You guys, the table is amazing.

He's in so much pain.

Why?

His back tooth and everything.

I'll check on him.

Hi, hon.

Hi, so, it's just me and you on service now.

- Yeah. - Storm, Nat.

Yes, Nat?

Hi, are you able to bring up a rag with you to the sundeck?

Copy that.

You're doing double duty.

You were a deckhand, and now you're doing this.

I know, I meant to be a deckhand, and...

You are a stud on the deck.

Yeah, you are a swimmer.

- Aw, thanks. - Yeah!

My brother says I swim really bad, so I'll tell him.

Kyle?

How are you feeling?

I have an infection.

It's so sore.

Yeah, that's the worst pain.

Every day, it's, like,

literally paining so much on the side here.

You need to see the dentist.

Go lie down.

Are you going to the same place for Thanksgiving?

Yeah, we're doing Cabo.

Are you gonna do just the two families,

or do you have mom, too?

Our mom was going to, but now is not.

We try and get her to go, but she never wants to go.

- Why? - She hates us.

[laughing]

I'm a little bit stressed out right now.

- Want to clear the... - Every single glass is...

Oh my gosh.

Are you okay?

Hi, Dr. Tea.

I actually have a crew member, he's in severe pain,

and his tooth... okay.

So, I'm thinking maybe he should go to the hospital?

Thank you very much.

All right, bye-bye.

What's on my head?

[knocking]

- Kyle? - Yes, Cap?

Hey.

Okay, thank you, Cap.

- I'll be up. - You're welcome.

Okay.

Okay, so they're good to go.

Okay, are we ready?

Let's ****ing go guys.

Oh, this soy things looks amazing.

Ooh!

Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

It smells amazing.

It's called morning glory, inspired by Tash.

And then the octopus, I've cooked it three times,

so it should be super tender.

- Great. - Looks amazing.

Thank you.

It's my favorite dish, I'm sure.

- I hope you enjoy it, guys. - Thank you!

- Wow. - Enjoy.

It's unbelievable. This looks beautiful.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Very good.

So delicious.

- Where you going? - To hospital, babe.

Good luck, my love.

Thank you.

You'll be all right, hey?

I don't wanna let my team down.

Losing one person could be detrimental

for the interior crew, you know?

But it's literally throbbing into my skull.

It feels like being punched in the face

by a professional boxer, I would say.

Yeah, no, I'd rather just have had that.

Coming up...

This whole Dave situation is quite awkward.

But that's the thing about boats,

Oh, God.

- Court? - Yeah?

I'm just gonna need a hand clearing.

Yeah, no worries.

- Give us a kiss? - No.

Give us a kiss? Give us a kiss?

- Dave? - Yeah.

What's the plan with the dessert just now?

Do you wanna come up and announce it, or...

Yeah.

- The octopus was really good. - It was outta control.

That octopus was amazing.

For the dessert this evening, Dave's going to explain.

So, basically, it's a... I call it a false apple.

It's a chocolate ganache, it's super rich.

What?

And then inside of it is a banana-and-caramel core.

So, it's all edible.

- It's super rich. - Oh, wow.

This looks amazing.

- Wow. - Oh, wow.

Thank you so much for having me.

Thank you!

Oh, my gosh, it's so good.

I've definitely been through way worse

than this whole Dave situation.

I was engaged to somebody that I worked with on a boat.

We'd been together three years,

we were engaged for a year and a half.

I broke up with him, actually,

when we were crossing from Mallorca to Abu Dhabi.

He clearly loved me a lot,

and I still loved him, but not in that way.

We had to continue sharing a cabin for almost a month.

That was quite awkward and hard.

But that's the thing about boats...

you've got nowhere to run and hide.

You just have to deal with things face-on.

Thanks, boys.

You look like you've been through a tornado.

Okay, we'll meet you at the club.

- Studio 54. - Yeah!

I feel like the lighting and the background and everything...

- Yeah, everything is... - Yeah, super shiny and cute.

Do a shot with your sister.

Wow, yum, yum, yum.

More alcohol.

I'm actually exhausted.

Things just got very stressful towards the end of today.

Drink it down.

Basically the way we're gonna set up in the future,

we'll have the usual, like, foil Seabobs,

and just the hot dog, because we're getting more toys.

Wait, this is all for tomorrow?

No, no, no, so for future reference.

- Oh, oh, oh. Okay. - Yeah.

We're getting to a place on deck where things

are starting to sort of take shape.

But I really wanna step up into setting up a system

to get a better structure in place.

The Seabobs aren't on charge.

I know, because I just put them in there earlier.

Growing up, I had to do, like, dishes after dinner,

and I had to, like, books on holidays,

and I think that's why structure's always been

so important to me, just because

in order to have progress, you need structure.

And it will just make us a lot more efficient.

This heat.

Whoa!

[shouting]

Yeah!

That's the running man!

From 1985.

Oh, my God, Gina's flexible.

- Okay. - Yes!

To the pub, yeah, pub across the road, then club.

Whoa.

Then twerk.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, you're bringing us water?

That's not a good sign.

I need to wear a good twerking outfit.

- Going to bed. - Good night.

I've been practicing.

In quarantine, just like...

- Good night, thank you. - Good night.

- Okay, I'm going to bed. - Yeah.

[bleep] it's 20 past 12:00.

What's going on?

What's going on with you? How was your day?

Oh, man, it's been a long day.

I'm excited to finish this charter.

Yeah, it's been, like, good.

We've had like the best guests.

But it's just been, like, the exhaustion, I think,

because, like, we've lost Kyle.

No, you crushed it. Look at your sundeck.

Well, I wanted to ask, tomorrow night, if you're keen to...

To do what?

If you're keen to have a dinner,

and then we'll go and join the crew afterwards.

Okay.

It's not called a date, okay?

Yeah, you're gonna pay for it as well.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, I'll come.

- What do you feel like? - Getting drunk.

Yeah, me too, but we have to eat something, right?

No, I'll find something sick.

We're not planning a bloody wedding, Christ.

Ninety-nine percent of people I've dated have cheated on me.

So, now I'm just kinda like, oh, there goes another one.

Oh, you cheated on me? Oh, great.

But I'm hoping Storm is different.

It's hard to find good people these days.

Oh!

I'll come give you a good night kiss later, then.

Coming up...

You don't know what you want.

What the [bleep] are you doing?

This doesn't make sense.

Because the only person that actually gets hurt is you.

What's up, honey?

Oh, look at this.

You got mad breakfast?

Mm.

So, you're the diangle... diagonal diamond man.

I tried to say "diagonal" and "diamond" together, apparently.

I'm more of a CZ kinda guy...

cubic zirconium.

It's a fake diamond.

I'm not in sync with these guys.

A lot of my jokes, they're not landing, for sure.

And then, like, Mzi's laughing

at literally everything Courtney says.

- It's just the tip, though. - Just the tip.

No? Not find it funny? Okay.

- No, I'm just, like... - Tough crowd!

At this point, I'm actively strategizing

on how I can fit in, because right now, I'm 100 percent not.

- Oh, I'm alive. - It's alive, barely.

Oh, my God.

- What's up? - Shade.

- Good morning. - Hi!

How are you?

Oh, we're alive.

Coffee with cream and sugar?

I'm going on a date tonight.

We're going for dinner.

So, are you not coming with us for dinner?

No, yes, I'm coming to after drinks.

We're only going for a quick one...

quick dinner.

I don't wanna leave.

All crew, all crew, let's be in our whites

and meet on the dock for guest departure.

We're not leaving!

- Whew. - Every day, every day.

Small, tiny deck man carries small, baby bag.

Shut your ****ing mouth.

No, I don't wanna leave.

Please don't make us.

- Watch your step. - Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Thank you so much.

Thank you for everything.

Next time we're coming for longer.

Okay, yes. I'd love that.

And sorry Kyle's MIA. He's off to the dentist.

He's pretty chipper for the pain he's in.

Yeah.

Thank you for being so gracious.

We expected a lot,

but you guys exceeded our expectations by far.

We have a little something for you.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

Bye!

Everybody into your reds

and we'll meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

- Woo! - Nice.

Are we doing a champagne shower?

- Oh, yeah. - Woo!

I've got some.

It's gonna be hot out there.

Dude, gonna be dripping.

My love! Oh!

How are you?

They just removed two teeth.

Tooth pain... it's next-level.

I feel so relieved.

I can't wait to eat certain foods again,

I can't wait to suck on certain things again.

All crew, all crew,

let's meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

Okay, so, charter number three down.

- Mm. - Man down.

You guys did really well.

New crew...

Courtney, it's so great to have you here, really.

- Thanks. - I just... you know...

Everyone's been very welcoming, thank you.

Yeah.

Storm, you accepted a challenge

that you said you were ready for.

Sure.

And I have to be honest, like, when I came off this dock,

I was worried.

We're gonna hit. One meter.

Ugh.

But then when I came in last night...

You guys did an excellent job!

Deck team, baby!

...you did a superb job.

- Thanks, Sandy. - Anyway, guess what?

- Woohoo! - This thing's really thick...

- $20,000 U.S. - Woo!

Eighteen hundred dollars per person.

- Well done, everyone. - Thank you.

Let's make it rain tonight.

I'm glad that this first trip's over,

because I feel like I can relax a bit more now.

In the mornings, it's Coco.

And then later in the night, if we drink, it's Chloe.

Yes, daddy.

[chattering]

- Oh, my... - Oh, my God!

Oh, no.

I will not be getting as drunk as I used to,

but I will definitely let me hair down.

I mean, I don't know, who knows?

- Cheers! - Nice work, everyone.

- Cheers, everybody. - Honestly.

Hey, man, how's it going?

I'd like to reserve a table for two for tonight.

You know what I've recently, like, overcome?

I've just accepted that, you know,

there's not really a soul mate for everyone.

Yeah, I think a lot of this stuff is just, like, flings.

I was just dating a guy and he broke up with me...

Excuse me?

Over text, 2:00 in the morning.

He wrote to me, he's like,

"Sorry, I've decided that I wanna be single."

Thought it was love.

When was this, by the way?

Like, a month ago.

So, you're just going straight to dinner?

Yeah.

My last relationship was eight months,

and it got quite serious.

I was prepared to leave my job,

start a life with her, and then she lost feelings.

To be in a relationship with someone,

to watch them fall out of love with you, is gnarly.

But I think moderation is for cowards,

and everything worth doing is worth overdoing.

That's just who I am, with my work,

with my love, with everything.

So, just superstructure, windows, railings.

- I'm gonna be with you now. - Cool.

So, that tip was kinda, like, the same as the last one, hey?

Mm, yeah.

Sure.

Yeah?

To me, you're kind of, like, thinking,

like, the easy way out of it.

No, I guess my problem is I just don't know...

You don't know what you want.

My problem is I just run away from problems,

and that's what I've been doing.

- Yeah. - I mean...

And, like, it's...

It's hard to face them.

And now, like, I actually have to.

What the [bleep] are you doing?

What on Earth are you doing?

Tash told me quite a lot about her ex.

She spoke openly to me about it on the other boat.

She told me that he cheated on her multiple times.

She told me they had difficulties for years.

He didn't seem like a great guy.

This doesn't make sense.

You can do your dishes any time.

Hey?

Oh, I did it wrong again, what the [bleep]?

Is he drunk?

Mm-mmm, he's excited, his wiener's hard.

Shut up!

Oh, my God, I'll see you soon.

Why are you leading the way?

Yeah, I don't know where I'm going.

You look beautiful, by the way.

Aw, you just had to say that.

No, but I like this, though.

The skirt?

I like everything, though.

- Where are we off to? - It's a surprise.

- Thank you. - Here's your table.

I'll sit you in like a ****ing gentleman.

Oh, my gosh.

I've gotta play the part, you know, I've gotta play the part.

I feel so...

I swear, if you pull the chair from underneath me...

I was about to do it.

I wanted to do it, but...

how's it going, buddy?

This is perfect.

What do you recommend, a cocktail?

The Bertos.

I don't even want to know what it is, I'll have it.

What's your lagers?

Yeah, yeah, can I have one in a pint, please?

- Yes. - Thanks, mate.

It's a very big table, eh?

I feel, like, very far from you.

You've got the same nails as me.

What, like, ruined?

Because that would drive me insane.

Let's leave.

Okay, guys, let's go.

Guys, this is my first meal with you all!

Yay!

No, never.

In my entire life.

- Shut up! - Swear to God.

What's the weirdest pet name you've ever been called?

Daddy.

No one has ever called you that.

All my mates in Cape Town call me Daddy.

- Yeah, but from a girl. - Oh.

Do you exercise?

Well, not when I'm working, because I work 18 hours a day.

My deck crew and I have heaps to do tomorrow.

Like, we haven't done the corridors,

we haven't done the aft.

Uh, you've got four people, so I think you'll be right.

I've got a schedule for them,

so now they have three hours every day to relax.

It took us two hours to get to the main deck.

Obviously, I'm very stoked to be spending more time with her,

and she's ****ing beautiful.

But I am only thinking about work.

I am very nervous.

Being a provisional bosun is definitely

a trial period for me, so I've got a lot on my plate.

I met you, and I'm stoked to see where this goes...

cheers.

Oh, my God, okay.

Yeah, I wanna sit next to Kyle.

You want a candle?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Cheers, everyone.

Honestly, I just want us to realize

how calm it is without Nat.

Cheers.

Oh, she's here in spirit.

- Thanks for dinner. - Pleasure, babe.

Woohoo!

I can hear Kyle a mile away.

Hi.

Don't get too comfortable, we're leaving soon.

Where are we going now?

We're going to the club.

Yeah.

Okay, let's get outta here, guys.

- All right. - Yeah, guys, let's go.

Guys, this way.

Ready to rave.

Shots for everyone!

Yes, please!

She literally just got back with her boyfriend.

So, now she can't even be, like, sit...

Did she?

Yeah, she got back with her boyfriend.

So, now she can't even be, like, seen...

so, wherever I go.

So, she waits to see where I go.

I'm, like, this is ****ing terrible.

- You are! - No.

And, like, I understand that...

All right!

And then Sandy said...

Oi! Oi!

- Shots. - Shots!

You know, what I'm saying is that...

Mate, mate...

You need to snap out of what a little emotional pity party

this is and we need to get... ed up..

Storm is such an over-thinker.

Like, he just can't drop it.

Like, keep the work chat in the workplace.

Like, we just went out for a first date.

I wanna have fun, let's dance,

let's have, like, a few drinks.

There's just no point just going on.

It's just very draining.

I didn't ruin the vibe. What are you talking about?

- Oh, sh** - Where's the tip money?

- Come on, guys. - Are we outta here?

Wait, now we're going to see my vagina.

Ah!

Ah!

I don't do emotional.

Cheers, guys.

I'm really hungry.

I don't know what the [bleep] happened, dude.

We were having a great time.

Tell me what I did wrong.

You didn't do anything wrong.

All right, all, have a good night.

Good night.

She wanted nothing to do with me.

Let her deal with her sh**

You're not here for a relationship,

you're here to work.

You've been promoted, my friend, promoted.

Yeah, mate.

Appreciate it, homie.

Oh, Kyle.

Yeah, I know it's so tough for you,

but you came here for a bigger purpose than Dave.

You okay, buddy?

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Charter number four.

I'm so excited to see who's the new charter guests.

When I saw you coming down, I'm like, wow.

You could argue I'm being unprofessional,

and I would agree.

I feel like how you feel about Storm now.

He could lose his job over this.

If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline.

This is a ****ing proper bowline.

Don't ever do that... ever.

I've been struggling to deal with the whole situation.

It won't happen anymore.

You're on your own now, girl.